SNL Commercial Parodies: Toys

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  • @naomireeves3852
    @naomireeves3852 5 років тому +7686

    Combine My Little Step Children and The Well and they have themselves a little soap opera

    • @acardboardbox9386
      @acardboardbox9386 5 років тому +186

      My little soap opera tm

    • @goodcomedy3759
      @goodcomedy3759 5 років тому +205

      And the balcony to throw them off of

    • @milliecam3
      @milliecam3 5 років тому +120

      Ngl I genuinely want the well.

    • @doxiedarling144
      @doxiedarling144 5 років тому +31

      Millie tbh same

    • @nobody5298
      @nobody5298 5 років тому +26

      Naomi Reeves I woke up my roommate while laughing at this comment

  • @neorose6814
    @neorose6814 5 років тому +6633

    "so our daughter is...married to this guy?"
    "not for the right reasons."

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 5 років тому +21

      Hahahahaha!!😂😂😂

    • @minerva-2351
      @minerva-2351 5 років тому +38

      And a murderer

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 5 років тому +15

      Doug Vader

    • @4azuree
      @4azuree 4 роки тому +8

      m o n e y p l e a s e m y l o v e

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 4 роки тому +2

      Dr Phil It’s SNL. It’s always wildly inappropriate with subtle pedophilia vibes. I’ve noticed that over the years.

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 Рік тому +655

    My Little Stepchildren is a genius sketch, sure, but the kids' performance sells it ALL. The delivery of "Why so many QUESTIONS, Marjorie?" is absolutely gold.

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko Місяць тому +4

      Absolutely.
      It's also accurate to how little girls play with dolls

  • @simonroendalsgaard1
    @simonroendalsgaard1 5 років тому +8405

    The sensitive boy and the little stepmom are legit both better than half the adult actors I've seen. 8-year olds with range

    • @kennydreadfuls861
      @kennydreadfuls861 5 років тому +82

      And I would have worn both of them OUT as a kid.

    • @mikequist
      @mikequist 5 років тому +41

      to be clear, if we are comparing to the SNL cast, this isn't saying much.

    • @thepragmaticexistentialist
      @thepragmaticexistentialist 5 років тому +68

      Those were also the best commercials.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 5 років тому +67

      @@kennydreadfuls861 that's weird...

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 5 років тому +82

      @@kennydreadfuls861 dude, did you read what you just said?

  • @notoriouspigeonproductions2545
    @notoriouspigeonproductions2545 5 років тому +2499

    Natalie Portman and Emma Stone’s characters definitely go to book club together

    • @oscarm1345
      @oscarm1345 3 роки тому +50

      @Ivy Aldous but would never arrange a play date

    • @Santonomy
      @Santonomy 3 роки тому +49

      @@oscarm1345 but they keep saying, "Hey, we should get the kids together sometime, they would be so great together!"

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 3 роки тому +28

      Their kids secretly become friends though and just cause drama.

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 роки тому +12

      And bond after having to deal with the Stepford Wives

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 3 роки тому +1

      And are probably both named Karen...

  • @ellaczeiner3974
    @ellaczeiner3974 4 роки тому +4499

    I feel like the "my little step children" is much more accurate to how girls play with dolls

    • @drobnoxius9483
      @drobnoxius9483 3 роки тому +36

      Wait, really?

    • @ellaczeiner3974
      @ellaczeiner3974 3 роки тому +630

      @@drobnoxius9483 Yeah, my friends and I would play house with our dolls and we would do stuff like lock them in pet cages, sell them to mafia bosses, or straight up drop them off of balconies as part of the plot to our game.

    • @drobnoxius9483
      @drobnoxius9483 3 роки тому +119

      @@ellaczeiner3974 holy shit

    • @IveGotALovelyBunchOfCoconuts
      @IveGotALovelyBunchOfCoconuts 3 роки тому +24

      Yes

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 3 роки тому +346

      @@ellaczeiner3974 OMG! Same!! The amount of dramatic divorces that happened between my stuffed animals

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 5 років тому +6929

    I like that the mothers are so supportive of their alt kids, and the unusual things that make them happy.

    • @ladyredl3210
      @ladyredl3210 5 років тому +63

      Right?

    • @ladonamariposavigilis6447
      @ladonamariposavigilis6447 4 роки тому +218

      Is it bad I was thinking the stepchildren and the well would've been cool for two outta my four boys?🙁

    • @airhead_heiress739
      @airhead_heiress739 4 роки тому +133

      Jordan Spencer you can’t judge them for being “shitty parents” when your saved videos are just vaginas.

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 роки тому +34

      Jordan Spencer I mean no but pop off and don’t have kids?

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 4 роки тому +58

      They're bad parents because they support their children????

  • @jamesderrick9967
    @jamesderrick9967 5 років тому +6258

    My Little Step Children: The Doll for Theatre Kids

    • @3VILmonkey
      @3VILmonkey 5 років тому +29

      Oh yeah.

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 5 років тому +76

      Or sociopaths

    • @katpascual9454
      @katpascual9454 5 років тому +54

      Burn The Trolls as a theatre kid i can say, same thing

    • @doxiedarling144
      @doxiedarling144 5 років тому +24

      Burn The Trolls I'm a theatre kid so I can confirm there's no difference

    • @madeline-pelc.mpeg-4
      @madeline-pelc.mpeg-4 5 років тому +10

      As a theater kid I can say that the little step children kinda scare me

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 3 роки тому +224

    I absolutely love how the moms in the stepchildren and well commercials get super involved in the dramatic plots their kids have with the toys

  • @kandykitababy52
    @kandykitababy52 4 роки тому +4953

    Id contemplate my life too if my dad cooked burritos on the grill.

    • @isabellaholloway4653
      @isabellaholloway4653 4 роки тому +101

      BWAHAHAHA I JUST NOTICED THAT 🤣

    • @Elleape
      @Elleape 4 роки тому +108

      Nice catch. Maybe they're from Taco Town!

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +40

      wait the dad is WHAT

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +123

      I feel like there's a sheet of glass between the two of them. That's definitely his stepdad.

    • @elijahmackR90
      @elijahmackR90 4 роки тому +7

      🤣

  • @samtbenjamin
    @samtbenjamin 5 років тому +3264

    My Little Stepchildren is what every Disney Villain played with as a kid

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 5 років тому +74

      I had a doll and I always told her how she was a mistake and a disappointment, :)

    • @granty3796
      @granty3796 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @a1ra1r21
      @a1ra1r21 5 років тому +6

      Mother Knows Best!!!!

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 5 років тому +2

      Moldy Guacamole Jesus fuck man

    • @TracyRose727
      @TracyRose727 4 роки тому +4

      Gaston especially

  • @TrelliessRose
    @TrelliessRose 4 роки тому +391

    "Some kids like to play; others just sort of wait for adulthood."
    Can we talk about Lisa, Spencer, and how beautifully encouraging and supportive their mothers are?

  • @TheCyberhaggis
    @TheCyberhaggis 5 років тому +1655

    "Because you have everything. EVERYTHING is for you! And this ONE THING is for him!"
    Man, I felt that in my soul.

  • @mj03_
    @mj03_ 5 років тому +4591

    "But Richard comes with kids."
    "Yeah, well, that's not her fault."

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 років тому +155

      They were really getting into the story 😂

    • @xtow46
      @xtow46 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @TheJoePilato
      @TheJoePilato 5 років тому +52

      "But Richard comes with kids."
      Phrasing

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 5 років тому +21

      I mean I guess but she shouldn’t take that out on the kids. And Richard shouldn’t be with someone who hates his kids anyway.

    • @Dirrtyvictory
      @Dirrtyvictory 5 років тому +20

      @@Quintusblake wicked stepmothers don't show they hate the kids in front of the dad.

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 4 роки тому +673

    Damn, I'm usually annoyed by kid actors, but these kids nailed their roles. Especially the My Little Step Children girl, she nailed the facial expressions and the delivery.

  • @LC-fx2lo
    @LC-fx2lo 5 років тому +2211

    “A shattered mirror to examine the complex contradictions of their being.” 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @tanishasingh8875
      @tanishasingh8875 3 роки тому +9

      bruh how do you have 1k likes but no comments??💀

    • @blackguyofthesouth2161
      @blackguyofthesouth2161 3 роки тому +11

      @@tanishasingh8875 right, maybe nothing else needed to be said.

    • @jlunts1
      @jlunts1 3 роки тому +1

      Its all a fake modded by hack

    • @jlunts1
      @jlunts1 3 роки тому +1

      People believe that they are intelligent

  • @mariaakaannie6138
    @mariaakaannie6138 5 років тому +5362

    My Little Stepchildren is still one of my favorite skits

    • @tcc17301
      @tcc17301 5 років тому +37

      Same. I really relate to that commercial.

    • @NEUTR0NDANCE
      @NEUTR0NDANCE 5 років тому +72

      Did they change out the narration? I don’t remember this voice

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 5 років тому +100

      She never wanted the kids. She just ....wanted Richard.

    • @NEUTR0NDANCE
      @NEUTR0NDANCE 5 років тому +65

      But Richard comes with kids.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 5 років тому +11

      @@NEUTR0NDANCE Yeah well that's not her fault (in the voice of a mother jealous she didn't kill her husband first).

  • @rr7firefly
    @rr7firefly 2 роки тому +72

    Emma can really pull out the drama, bless her heart. When she tells off the other little boy who questions "Little Well Head" -- "That's because it's NOT for you. Because you have EVERYTHING!"

  • @KuinasBrokenNail
    @KuinasBrokenNail 4 роки тому +4314

    If I’m being honest, i would love to have had “My Little Step Children” when i was little

  • @kats6554
    @kats6554 4 роки тому +6703

    I love how Emma Stone and Natalie Portman are so extremely supportive of their offbeat children to an unsettling degree. 😂😂😂

    • @MScotty90
      @MScotty90 3 роки тому +197

      Emma asking the little boy if he wanted to go watch Y Tu Mama Tambien was definitely a little unsettling.

    • @katiechisholm
      @katiechisholm 3 роки тому +37

      I think it’s hilarious too

    • @Crystal-Knox
      @Crystal-Knox 3 роки тому +14

      I really believed lol

    • @MourningNihilist
      @MourningNihilist 3 роки тому +51

      Well of course! I was/ am a lil too sensitive myself, I would totally go stare in a deep cold well and just think my weirdass thoughts, well I mean still, tho, boys have deep feelings too!!!😂🤣

    • @TheeSocialPariah
      @TheeSocialPariah 3 роки тому +1

      Emma is a disgrace to the entertainment industry.

  • @scarletteg4100
    @scarletteg4100 3 роки тому +58

    I just adore how supportive Emma Stone's character was🥺

  • @StrawberryMilkForYou
    @StrawberryMilkForYou 4 роки тому +2665

    The my little step children one, I like how the little boy just nonchalantly says "I've got your daddy wrapped around my finger". Like I love that they don't make it a big deal.

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 4 роки тому +234

      That's because the stepchild is powerless to stop him. There's a lot of pain there, though.

    • @davidzhu6426
      @davidzhu6426 4 роки тому +120

      I didn't even realize he said "daddy" instead of "mommy" until I saw your comment. Wow

    • @juliamarkle6539
      @juliamarkle6539 4 роки тому +30

      @@davidzhu6426 lol i didn't realize that gay marriage was legal at one point until if was 10 (5 years ago)

    • @sajid7039
      @sajid7039 4 роки тому +151

      @@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Yea it's a skit, and LGBTQ people are still allowed to feel empowered by it. Something as insignificant as this would be unheard of a few decades ago after all.

    • @cyrillanicoche9827
      @cyrillanicoche9827 4 роки тому +77

      "so our daughter is...married to this guy?"
      "not for the right reasons."

  • @citavalo
    @citavalo 5 років тому +2680

    “Does your wife like toys too?”
    Man, that hurts.

    • @scottfischer6029
      @scottfischer6029 4 роки тому +36

      Lmfao so funny that line

    • @shawnhtpc2271
      @shawnhtpc2271 4 роки тому +33

      My girlfriend-and-baby-mama thinks my toys are cool, even if she doesn't want to play with them. That's good enough.

    • @Ghoopty
      @Ghoopty 4 роки тому +31

      That is the biggest unconscious burn of all time 😅

    • @MightyJabroni
      @MightyJabroni 3 роки тому +53

      @@Ghoopty "That is the biggest unconscious burn of all time 😅"
      Don't underestimate children ..... the little bastard knew exactly what he did.

    • @andrewofmo1091
      @andrewofmo1091 3 роки тому +24

      Even funnier when you think of realize Taran's wife is Cobie Smulders, SHIELD Agent Maria Hill. So, not only a fanboy, but has a wife who is in a major fanboy franchise.

  • @sghsht
    @sghsht 5 років тому +3089

    The Well commercial is an absolute masterpiece

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 5 років тому +7

      yeah I love though I'm not "like that"

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 5 років тому +23

      how did a slob like that get such a hot wife?

    • @ivannotaros8015
      @ivannotaros8015 5 років тому +61

      "Do you wanna go watch Y Tu Mama Tambien?"

    • @jerrychapa2009
      @jerrychapa2009 5 років тому +34

      The well skit was written by Julio Torres

    • @chinaplzdotcom
      @chinaplzdotcom 5 років тому +38

      @@johnnycto7576 because women sometimes like men for reasons other than their appearance lol

  • @lenajohnson1213
    @lenajohnson1213 5 років тому +3878

    “I thought her birth mother was dead...”
    “They never found the body.”
    Tea 🍵😂

    • @Team_Carrot
      @Team_Carrot 5 років тому +7

      Lena Johnson here’s a reply

    • @radleyrichman1136
      @radleyrichman1136 5 років тому +62

      Natalie Portman’s willingness to play along with the girl in that sketch is amazing

    • @palashverma3470
      @palashverma3470 3 роки тому +3

      @@Team_Carrot here's a reply to your reply

    • @ninafialova7565
      @ninafialova7565 2 роки тому +1

      @Bruce Wayne here is a triple reply to a reply that was replied to that was replied to that was replied to.

  • @uniququaswain7636
    @uniququaswain7636 4 роки тому +80

    “She never wanted kids, she just wanted Richard”
    “But Richard comes with kids”
    “Well, that’s not her fault”
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @tuluin_
    @tuluin_ 5 років тому +2063

    these skits were actually golden... i lost it when the little boy showed his dolls that big ass engagement ring lmao

    • @vachick89
      @vachick89 5 років тому +14

      Me too 🤣

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 5 років тому +6

      She’s a little *girl* that showed _her_ ring. 😐

    • @mypandawilleatyou38
      @mypandawilleatyou38 5 років тому +125

      Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare tis a boy, they announced he was a boy when he came on the screen.

    • @tuluin_
      @tuluin_ 5 років тому +25

      @@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 check 5:00 again you fool

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 5 років тому +5

      eugene who? It says “girls and boys”. With your “sense” that must mean she’s both genders. Listen to again or for the _first_ time you *fool*

  • @rckli
    @rckli 5 років тому +806

    The sensitive boy toy collection needs to be in every home.
    "some children wait for adulthood" - i died

    • @tahirahshabazz50
      @tahirahshabazz50 5 років тому +13

      That was me. I lived.

    • @morganwardfilm
      @morganwardfilm 4 роки тому +14

      I was well boy

    • @142horizon
      @142horizon 4 роки тому +12

      Everyone should have a portable toy balcony for when they want to announce things! :)

    • @Scourge88Monastik14
      @Scourge88Monastik14 4 роки тому

      if it was real....so lame

    • @bunnicat219
      @bunnicat219 4 роки тому +1

      SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 4 роки тому +183

    “Lil Poundcake, for girls under 10.”
    “Don’t use if you’re already pregnant!”
    .... wut?

    • @hopper8514
      @hopper8514 3 роки тому +11

      Oh god I just realized

    • @brentfarvors192
      @brentfarvors192 3 роки тому +1

      Got to sterilize them early...

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 2 роки тому

      @Will E - Actually, in the real world, they now give the HPV vaccine to adults up to about 40. So, appropriate warning.

  • @yiyi3926
    @yiyi3926 5 років тому +624

    please make a my little step children TV show, starring that little girl, those parents and those dolls. No animation or anything. It would be great

    • @LittIeRoom
      @LittIeRoom 4 роки тому +39

      and that kid who says "I have your daddy wrapped around my finger" 😂

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 11 місяців тому

      And turn out that diamond ring kid got engaged to the same Richard! 😅

  • @no1onu2be19
    @no1onu2be19 5 років тому +1458

    Dad, aggressively*: "SPENCER ..." (3x)
    Son:
    Mom, sensitively: "Spencer ..."
    Son: "...yes, Mom"
    😂😂😂😂 That sketch was done well!!

    • @XxShadowStreamxX
      @XxShadowStreamxX 5 років тому +30

      That part made me laugh too hard. Lmao.

    • @chuck2998
      @chuck2998 5 років тому +19

      More like the kids a full mamas boy and he's ignoring his dad to spite him

    • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
      @chingizzhylkybayev8575 5 років тому +13

      @@chuck2998 well there must be reasons for that

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 років тому +52

      She understands him like no one can. She is... THE WELL.

    • @imhere9034
      @imhere9034 5 років тому +5

      @@commandercaptain4664 DUDE!!! Mind blown

  • @Grace-mv5jx
    @Grace-mv5jx 4 роки тому +127

    As a theater kid I can safely say that I would’ve bought my Little Step Child as a child

    • @bob494949
      @bob494949 Рік тому +2

      God spare humanity from the plague of theater kids.

    • @whocares605
      @whocares605 Рік тому

      same

  • @evan1238
    @evan1238 5 років тому +1481

    Lil Poundcake is terrifying. Imagine 1,000 of them walking towards you

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +45

      I know. What's crazy is that that looks like an actual doll that had to be taken off the market because of the syringes.

    • @cvc1814
      @cvc1814 5 років тому +12

      lil pdcake creep me the fuck out.. lmao

    • @gummotheclown4388
      @gummotheclown4388 5 років тому +10

      evan1238
      It’s CHUCKIE’S GIRLFRIEND
      Lol

    • @longgroove
      @longgroove 5 років тому +2

      @@jeffbridges5312 someone fu@>=! your head up.

    • @jeffbridges5312
      @jeffbridges5312 5 років тому +2

      @@longgroove People are laughing about girls under 10 needing STD vaccinations and you think _my_ head's fucked up? Lol Your moral clock isn't just broken, you never had one to begin with

  • @Duarte1298
    @Duarte1298 5 років тому +331

    I love how the father is always so confused xD

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 Рік тому +17

    I unironically love the well for sensitive boys. It is so precious. 🥰 Especially when he puts a secret in it.

  • @hrhargyll
    @hrhargyll 5 років тому +1479

    “Everything is for you! EVERYTHING!”
    “But Richard comes with children!” “That’s not her fault!”
    Oh my childhood could have been SO magical.

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 5 років тому +15

      Hell my adulthood!!! 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Amanda-Renee
      @Amanda-Renee 3 роки тому +5

      @@wildones9339 omg you called me out a little too loudly🤣🤣

  • @stoutyyyy
    @stoutyyyy 4 роки тому +624

    I wish I had a balcony to announce things from when I was younger, would've made my life so much easier

  • @PalKia002
    @PalKia002 6 місяців тому +5

    5:16
    I love how the parents are just in the background commenting like their watching some kinda tv drama.
    Dad: "but Richard comes with kids"
    mom: "yeah well thats not her fault"

  • @spiderfrickenwebs._.722
    @spiderfrickenwebs._.722 4 роки тому +3913

    “she never wanted kids- she just wanted richard“
    “but richard comes with kids-“
    “WELL THATS NOT HER FAULT“

    • @carinecampier
      @carinecampier 4 роки тому +131

      SpiderFrickenWebs ._. She’s a little too convincing when she says that 😂

    • @andrewofmo1091
      @andrewofmo1091 3 роки тому +46

      @@carinecampier Natalie Portman KILLED here. She really is amazing.

    • @morteamoureuse
      @morteamoureuse 3 роки тому +1

      Es 1moi m9o6io

    • @LililibragirlAnna
      @LililibragirlAnna 3 роки тому +11

      It's NEVER her fault 😅🤭🤷

  • @PuppyOrion
    @PuppyOrion 4 роки тому +3178

    "Some kids like to play. Others just kind of...wait for adulthood." Wow
    Holy carp! Thanks for all the likes!

  • @dennismcdonald2607
    @dennismcdonald2607 2 роки тому +8

    1:13: 'Do not use if you're already pregnant!'
    The look on that little girl's face and the implications had me belly laughing all over the place! 🤣👍

  • @codyofathens3397
    @codyofathens3397 5 років тому +688

    I want the My little stepchildren chest of drawers really badly.

  • @whiteguilt
    @whiteguilt 5 років тому +2082

    Okay, but the Well and the Balcony actually seem like good ideas.

    • @DangerOctoYT
      @DangerOctoYT 4 роки тому +24

      Eccentric Eric agreed

    • @VentDeux
      @VentDeux 4 роки тому +39

      I thought i was nuts for thinking this .

    • @stoned-bunn
      @stoned-bunn 4 роки тому +34

      like bro I wanna be wishing in a well 😔

    • @CottonCandySharks
      @CottonCandySharks 4 роки тому +17

      I know right? I would have loved that well!

    • @demonbunny6555
      @demonbunny6555 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, now I actually want my mom to put a well in our backyard

  • @andrewofmo1091
    @andrewofmo1091 3 роки тому +13

    I love that they did an alternate cut of My Little Stepchildren for this compilation. A nice treat!

  • @lumariadp
    @lumariadp 5 років тому +818

    "Does your wife like toys too?"
    Adult: *_Hello darkness, my old friend_*

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 років тому +5

      And if you go... chasing rabbits...

    • @Smokeless1167
      @Smokeless1167 5 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @ericcolin510
      @ericcolin510 5 років тому +2

      Was looking for this comment. Lol

    • @Topic_____542
      @Topic_____542 5 років тому +3

      Wait lol is the joke that he doesn't have a wife or she doesn't play with the toys
      Ahhahaaa

    • @ricksherman34
      @ricksherman34 5 років тому +8

      Or his wife plays with different kinds of toys... 😂

  • @purplegirl1152
    @purplegirl1152 5 років тому +532

    "So our (child) daughters married to this guy?"
    "Not for the right reasons😌"

    • @carinecampier
      @carinecampier 4 роки тому +11

      purple girl, if I were the husband I would find this answer worrying 😂

    • @purplegirl1152
      @purplegirl1152 4 роки тому +6

      @Elizabeth Adventurer A daughter is not always a child. Also, I didn't write parenthesis to say she wasnt a child, I wrote them to clarify that she *was* because in the sketch they did not say child, they just said daughter. So if people didnt watch the video, or forgot that part, they would not have understood the context of my comment unless I put child. They might think I was referring to a grown woman, because its usually grown women getting married.

    • @adh0c468
      @adh0c468 3 роки тому +1

      @@purplegirl1152 Why aim your comment at people who haven’t watched the video? The flow in the wording of the joke is way more important than your worry about the context being missed, a worry purely in your head. You’ve needlessly clarified the context, but ruined the joke.

    • @purplegirl1152
      @purplegirl1152 3 роки тому +2

      @@adh0c468 Why do you care?

  • @BenMathes-f7n
    @BenMathes-f7n 6 місяців тому +6

    4:38, I love how My Little Stepchildren add lore to the toy

  • @claireb148
    @claireb148 4 роки тому +273

    I really wish that I would’ve had a Little Stepchildren doll when I was little bc I used to treat my dolls like that and it would’ve been GREAT to have an explanation for that lol

    • @Riapsid08
      @Riapsid08 4 роки тому +5

      SAME, or I made my barbie be the evil step mom with Ken lol

    • @matherman1111
      @matherman1111 Рік тому +1

      8 year old me torturing my lego figures by making them play the same death game over and over

  • @karmasmatic5074
    @karmasmatic5074 5 років тому +1218

    “Don’t just give him a barbie. I mean- it is like that, but that’s just part of it.”
    I have a feeling that went over some people’s heads.

    • @isabellescales3763
      @isabellescales3763 5 років тому +38

      I think it went over mine too

    • @toolongforyoutoread6
      @toolongforyoutoread6 5 років тому +142

      @William Dionicio They are implying that he might be gay.

    • @texasgirl4946
      @texasgirl4946 5 років тому +2

      H

    • @SpookySoulGeek
      @SpookySoulGeek 5 років тому +23

      @@toolongforyoutoread6 how tf is a barbie gay?

    • @rileygabkcuf8798
      @rileygabkcuf8798 5 років тому +62

      @@SpookySoulGeek They're implying that if a boy plays with barbies He's gay because Barbie dolls are generally looked at as feminine toys

  • @brockragni1053
    @brockragni1053 3 роки тому +17

    3:30 I feel like this would be an Addams family favorite.

  • @christopherrusch
    @christopherrusch 5 років тому +414

    wells for boys is so underrated dear god

    • @walter9724
      @walter9724 11 місяців тому

      Wells for sensitive little b*tches😂😂😂😂

  • @BurntMayo69
    @BurntMayo69 4 роки тому +323

    "I've got your daddy wrapped around my finger." These kids dark af 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @roxyheart5517
      @roxyheart5517 4 роки тому +6

      so i'm a kid i'm dark and would of loved those toys (sigh) i wish they were real

  • @ZZ-sb8os
    @ZZ-sb8os Рік тому +3

    The woman narrating the "My Little Stepchildren" commercial is Pat Carroll, most famously known for being the voice of Ursula in 1989's 'The Little Mermaid'

  • @user-hp5hk6jy3n
    @user-hp5hk6jy3n 5 років тому +705

    I actually want that well for myself. So I could reflect on all the bad choices I made

    • @leiajiang7877
      @leiajiang7877 5 років тому +1

      Well thats for before bed

    • @sneezypete382
      @sneezypete382 5 років тому

      ah. So you are also a biology major 😂

    • @ljmobs
      @ljmobs 5 років тому

      I want the balcony

    • @alexislex7915
      @alexislex7915 5 років тому

      @@sneezypete382 what's that men n the well part i dont get it

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 5 років тому +162

    "Waiting for adulthood" was my childhood, I swear.

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 2 місяці тому +2

    3:21 This is my favorite Toy commercial hahaha

  • @ElysiumQC
    @ElysiumQC 5 років тому +1891

    I should have gotten a well as a kid.

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 5 років тому +30

      Me to, bro.

    • @ElysiumQC
      @ElysiumQC 5 років тому +19

      @Tomorrow is NOT just another day unless you imagined yourself atop a balcony declaring this to onlookers as you typed each and every letter of your reply it did not count.

    • @ElysiumQC
      @ElysiumQC 5 років тому +13

      @@TheNativeEngine then we shall both whisper our secret desire into the well as we await for our young bodies to catch up in maturity to our restless minds or watch another sketch on UA-cam. Which ever comes first.

    • @estevancarlos
      @estevancarlos 5 років тому +12

      Same. Now I just lead a successful creative life sleeping around and having torrid love affairs.

    • @melted_cheetah
      @melted_cheetah 5 років тому +3

      Same here.

  • @Shadybish
    @Shadybish 5 років тому +1006

    "Does your wife like toys too?"
    *looks at the camera sadly as he realizes his life is pathetic*

    • @1970boobear
      @1970boobear 5 років тому +22

      I miss Taran Killam. So much 💙

    • @kotronafish
      @kotronafish 5 років тому +34

      OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT SAID "OH SO WHITES LIKE TOYS TOO" AND I WAS CRYING

    • @valeriaragonese4202
      @valeriaragonese4202 5 років тому +4

      @@kotronafish same ahaha

    • @ezrahalstead4397
      @ezrahalstead4397 4 роки тому +8

      He was thinking about Anakin killing younglings

    • @mjbartending
      @mjbartending 4 роки тому +15

      I interpreted in the way that he couldn't please his wife so she reverts to using toys. But Killian being devastated by realising he's been single forever works too haha 😂

  • @cardsandcaps7167
    @cardsandcaps7167 3 роки тому +3

    Not one top Star Wars adults comment “or to keep them in the box and have 3 sets!” Man I’m so guilty of the “store one, open one, and whatever” method 🤣🤣

  • @gregorywalpole8442
    @gregorywalpole8442 5 років тому +113

    Kid: "Does your wife like toys too?"
    Man: : (
    *Meanwhile, at the commercial for the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick...*
    Wife: "Wheeee!"

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 5 років тому +361

    DAD: "So what's he put in there?"
    MOM: "...A secret."
    DAD: *disappointment face*

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 4 роки тому +5

    Slowly closes large glass door to collection display case, “Awesome 👍!!!”.

  • @pancakeoftheopera2808
    @pancakeoftheopera2808 5 років тому +1402

    I genuinely want the "my little step children". And also the well, broken mirror, and balcony. I NEED THEM.
    Edit: Thanks for so many likes!

    • @anotherhunkydory
      @anotherhunkydory 5 років тому +15

      Don't miss your psychiatrist appointment tommorow....
      Ok?

    • @pancakeoftheopera2808
      @pancakeoftheopera2808 5 років тому

      @@anotherhunkydory Lol ok, got it.

    • @espeon13
      @espeon13 5 років тому +4

      Same. Those where some of my favorite sketches

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 років тому +7

      "I'm Wednesday Addams and I approve this message..."

    • @teas9892
      @teas9892 5 років тому

      @@anotherhunkydory don't be mean-spirited. treat people the way you want to be treated.

  • @carterdoyle9042
    @carterdoyle9042 4 роки тому +81

    The kid who played the my little stepchildren child NAILED it!

    • @gerbendekker3273
      @gerbendekker3273 2 роки тому +1

      That is true! I hadn't even considered that those little children are actually doing something pretty complex when I was watching it

  • @gemgaming4042
    @gemgaming4042 4 роки тому +6

    I lost it at the part where the hoverboard went 80mph! 😆
    Especially when he checked his pants 😂🤣😅

  • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
    @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +936

    "does your wife like toys too?" Followed by a lonely, sullen stare.

    • @gummotheclown4388
      @gummotheclown4388 5 років тому +22

      ASMRyouVEGANyet?
      And that intense ‘the force’-score from the movie soundtrack accompanying said lonely, sullen ‘I don’t have a wife, never been laid even’ stare.....lol

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +21

      Hi female nerds exist
      They are found at comic con conventions.
      Believe it or not nerds actually do have romantic social lives.

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +9

      @Juan Cortez Muro earn it jackass

    • @santiagorosas3543
      @santiagorosas3543 5 років тому +4

      jacen cade That Is true however she died in the great Oklahoma Star Wars convention massacre of 2012 that is why we don’t see the mans wife

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 5 років тому +7

      of course she does but not that kind...

  • @wcsah
    @wcsah 5 років тому +390

    It’s a damn shame “my little stepchildren” was cut for time. So funny!!

    • @k8fearsnoart
      @k8fearsnoart 5 років тому +3

      Thanks for the info! I'm going to go look for the skit in its entirety!

    • @titusbraxin2188
      @titusbraxin2188 5 років тому +5

      3:21 for anyone who wants to see it.

  • @nikiraboerger
    @nikiraboerger Рік тому +4

    "don't just get him a barbie, it is like THAT but that's just PART of it" actually crying at this line 😭

  • @okayfineiguessilltrythat
    @okayfineiguessilltrythat 4 роки тому +133

    Dad: "what did he put in there?"
    Mom: "a secret"
    Dad: -_-

  • @harrymeepharry
    @harrymeepharry 5 років тому +524

    Lil Poundcake: You're not my real dad and you never will be

    • @nainai6030
      @nainai6030 5 років тому +50

      harrymeepharry I had to scroll WAY too far to find this comment.

    • @jurnniehypolite1769
      @jurnniehypolite1769 5 років тому +48

      So I'm not the only one who knows Alaska Thunderfuck was the first person to come up with lil poundcake

    • @shawnathans5868
      @shawnathans5868 5 років тому +19

      I was expecting some sort of reference to Alaska. Weird

    • @julioshift5809
      @julioshift5809 5 років тому +5

      Jurnnie copper snl poundcake aired in 2011 Alaska poundcake aired in 2016

    • @harrymeepharry
      @harrymeepharry 5 років тому +9

      @@julioshift5809 Alaska's premiered Lil poundcake on Season 5 in 2013, not All Stars 2

  • @121cocoa
    @121cocoa 2 роки тому +4

    Bobby is by far the funniest cast member I would say he is absolutely a comedic genius and all around funny guy lmao

  • @aimeehenno647
    @aimeehenno647 5 років тому +1909

    The kid in the second skit looks just like Andy Samberg.
    Also thanks for the likes

    • @certainlyitis
      @certainlyitis 5 років тому +87

      Right?! I immediately thought the same thing.

    • @HobbitDowneyJr
      @HobbitDowneyJr 5 років тому +20

      lol yeah he does. thought the same

    • @jalix9574
      @jalix9574 5 років тому +23

      I can see it, he’s multiplying

    • @denaerangel
      @denaerangel 5 років тому +7

      Omg yes

    • @macsh6434
      @macsh6434 5 років тому +16

      I amused they casted his kid or something.

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say5951 5 років тому +438

    I love how when they say "Not every girl wants to be a mommy", the only other option is to be a step mommy. Lol

    • @narnia3026
      @narnia3026 5 років тому +91

      She wanted Richard, but he came with kids

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 5 років тому +3

      Juan is a failure

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 5 років тому +17

      No kids at all? But where's the DRAMA in THAT??

    • @lafamilledegrace5442
      @lafamilledegrace5442 5 років тому +3

      Things_I_Say how about FOSTER MOM?

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 5 років тому +1

      @@lafamilledegrace5442 Have you read "White Oleander"? WAY harsher than the movie!All kinds of EXTREME Momma Drama in that book!

  • @tobiodeyemi5274
    @tobiodeyemi5274 3 роки тому +15

    8:24 And thus a meme was born

  • @qrs_tuv1925
    @qrs_tuv1925 5 років тому +304

    “it is Like that, but that’s just Part of it”. “ some kids play and others just wait for adulthood”

    • @hgftrew1992
      @hgftrew1992 5 років тому +4

      The David S Pumpkins sketch has ruined me! Every time I hear "part of it!" I hear it in the two skeletons' voices!

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 5 років тому +493

    *My Little Stepchildren* 😲 Those eyes, those dark dolls eyes.....😲😲😲

    • @gummotheclown4388
      @gummotheclown4388 5 років тому +2

      Dr Donald Blake
      You noticed too, Dr.....

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 років тому +2

      They have step parents soo..😨

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 5 років тому +6

      I always hated dolls, growing up watching "Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery" sure didn't help with that phobia. Those dolls remind me of the Chatty Cathy I once had. She glared at me from the corner of the room with her glassy eyes and exposed teeth. I would cover her with a pillow, only to come back and see her insipid, leering face exposed again! At age six, I couldn't take it anymore, I took her outside and introduced her to the hammer I found in the garage. Strange, I didn't get in any trouble, and I didn't get any more dolls as gifts, thankfully! However, an unplayed-with Chatty Cathy like the one I had is now worth several hundred dollars. Maybe they are rare because they scared other kids, too! I'm probably not the only kid to go "hammer time" on a Chatty Cathy!

  • @chexfan2000
    @chexfan2000 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how the mom in the my little stepchildren commercial is binging her daughter’s drama, then the dad comes in and slowly gets hooked in like a tv show

  • @shannonfern6051
    @shannonfern6051 5 років тому +111

    "Do you wanna go watch y tu mama tabien?" omfg i died

    • @alaercortez6399
      @alaercortez6399 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂, I wonder which one she saw, the unrated one or the clean version!!!

  • @jessicatavi116
    @jessicatavi116 5 років тому +190

    “Does your wife like toys too???” That cut deep lol

  • @sabeifuesvasmesa6874
    @sabeifuesvasmesa6874 3 роки тому +7

    I like how the mothers are always understanding what the kids are doing and the fathers are just like: What?

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 5 років тому +38

    "Some children have the tendency to go dark. Embrace that." 🤣👍

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 5 років тому +34

    "My Little Stepchildren" is absolute genius! I want to see more sketches with them!

  • @BabySpicyPisces
    @BabySpicyPisces Рік тому +3

    “You don’t want to do the commercial anymore? Okay. Do you want to go watch ‘Y Tu Mama Tambien’?”
    -Things to never ask a child 😂

  • @elliethefuzzyturtle
    @elliethefuzzyturtle 4 роки тому +127

    The my little stepchildren girl is giving of some serious Wednesday Addams vibes.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 2 роки тому

      @ELISE Lamb - EXCELLENT job!

  • @xris905
    @xris905 5 років тому +152

    When they mentioned “sensitive boys” and “balcony” I was expecting the worst 💀

    • @shawnhtpc2271
      @shawnhtpc2271 4 роки тому +12

      You mean that he was going to announce he's joining the Green Party?

    • @Joest75
      @Joest75 3 роки тому

      @@shawnhtpc2271 "Mom, dad... I'm voting for Sandrine Rousseau. - Nooooooo !"

  • @AvacadoChan
    @AvacadoChan 5 років тому +156

    Kid: “that things weird, I don’t get it.”
    Emma: “that’s because it’s NOT FOR YOU”

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView 5 років тому +10

      That sort of rebuke would have had tears welling up in the sensitive boy's eyes.

    • @neorose6814
      @neorose6814 5 років тому +1

      "EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS FOR YOU"

    • @a1ra1r21
      @a1ra1r21 5 років тому +1

      Best part of the video

  • @evie0935
    @evie0935 5 років тому +315

    The “my little stepchildren” girl looks/acts like Wednesday Addams

  • @TheInfoBlast
    @TheInfoBlast 3 роки тому +6

    The Star Wars collection bit is accurate. One of my favorite skits.

  • @TurboShotIncredible
    @TurboShotIncredible 5 років тому +37

    "NOICE!" pete did that so well, im still laughing.

  • @Dirrtyvictory
    @Dirrtyvictory 5 років тому +89

    I've never seen that 'Wells for boys' commercial before, but I love it.

    • @carolinwood5600
      @carolinwood5600 4 роки тому

      its fake its an snl skit

    • @Dirrtyvictory
      @Dirrtyvictory 4 роки тому +11

      @@carolinwood5600 I know that, and what I said still applies.

    • @averyellis
      @averyellis 3 роки тому +2

      @@carolinwood5600

  • @lilRadRidinHood
    @lilRadRidinHood 4 роки тому +15

    "Little Pound Cake" was the name of a doll that was on RuPaul's drag race, years ago, as part of a challenge. I have got to admit they looked nothing alike!

  • @neilyworm
    @neilyworm 5 років тому +305

    Kid me would have loved My Little Step-Children, goddamn

  • @ianpowell-palm5503
    @ianpowell-palm5503 5 років тому +34

    "Do you want to watch Y Tu Mamma Tambien", there are so many layers to that line lmfao

  • @funkyfairy444
    @funkyfairy444 Рік тому +2

    "my little step children" was the first snl skit i ever watched, since then ive loved snl skits

  • @KunameMitarashi
    @KunameMitarashi 5 років тому +33

    I loved the dad expression at 7:54
    Dad: so what is he putting in there?
    Mom: A secret
    Dad: *internally* oh god dammit!

    • @alexislex7915
      @alexislex7915 5 років тому +4

      Yep 😂i love the part when he called him

  • @itimk0
    @itimk0 4 роки тому +218

    Okay but as a gay, the well would have been literally the sickest toy.

    • @tatttoon
      @tatttoon 3 роки тому +3

      Lmmfaaooooo

    • @TPN_2006
      @TPN_2006 3 роки тому +8

      What does being gay have to do with anything? I’m genuinely curious, not trying to start something.

    • @cliftonsmith575
      @cliftonsmith575 2 роки тому +13

      @@TPN_2006 maybe they're saying that they personally have a flair for the dramatic.
      Imagine seeing a kid sitting by whats basically a glorified bucket pondering the world, very dramatic...

    • @kroakie4
      @kroakie4 2 роки тому

      Maybe because gays don’t always feel accepted and often feel misunderstood?

    • @gerbendekker3273
      @gerbendekker3273 2 роки тому +5

      @@TPN_2006 Many LGBT people are more sensitive or less sensitive than their peers, which is especially evident when they're young. It's not true for everyone of course, but it's true for a large number of us. While the skit I think is about typifying the broader range of introspective people, it makes sense that many LGBT people will identify with this

  • @dominickmcyeeterson6352
    @dominickmcyeeterson6352 4 роки тому +3

    0:19 Dang it, I cannot get that damn song out of my head now. Thanks a lot, SNL!

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh 5 років тому +73

    The stepchildren one is an absolute masterpiece. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cynnabuns
    @Cynnabuns 5 років тому +177

    Jesus the kid with the plain blue shirt in the starwars one looks like a super young Andy SamBurg. Am I crazy? Does anyone else see this?

    • @Mykee3d
      @Mykee3d 4 роки тому +10

      Yes agreed, I was waiting for Sandberg to pop out super geeked out at any second

    • @elenapanova4809
      @elenapanova4809 4 роки тому +7

      I KNOW RIGHT??? I was like - what is this sorcery?!

    • @deveneydaniene5808
      @deveneydaniene5808 4 роки тому +2

      @cynnabuns this is what I went to the comments for!

    • @ghosttrees5362
      @ghosttrees5362 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I thought I was the only one!!! Hahah 😂

    • @ruchitanavade1217
      @ruchitanavade1217 3 роки тому

      The exact comment I was looking for!!!

  • @AnselMikaelson03
    @AnselMikaelson03 Місяць тому +1

    5:13
    “She never wanted kids, she wanted Richard.”
    😂😂😂