@@KenHMladin I remember at the Ft. Hamilton MEPS, kid from the central Bronx was like, "I signed up for Automated Logistics Specialist. Don't know what that is, but it sounds cool." He was kinda sad when I told him he was gonna drive forklifts.
@@BennyLlama39 "Another household survey, this one conducted by the Iraq Ministry of Health at the same time as the second Hopkins study, found 400,000 excess deaths, 151,000 by violence. As is the case with most such surveys conducted during time of war, there were problems in data gathering and the analysis tended to minimize violent death estimates. But the survey generally confirmed the very high mortality reported in The Lancet." SO VERY WIN web.mit.edu/humancostiraq/
Yeah right... You gotta be a pretty dim star if you have to lie to an airforce recruiter. They literally have waivers for everything.... age, weight, mild autism you name it.
@@deez26788 I think you're thinking Army, there bud. Air Force waivers are hard to get, unless you're going security forces. Those people are a different breed altogether
You should of had Yusha Thomas in this skit. When Myrtle said " I lied." Yusha could have snatched him up and said " We got your ass now!" Then start laughing as he drags him away.
This is funny too me, I went into the army, when I was talking to the recruiter he seemed like a good guy and all gave me the run down and shit, I get to basic training first thing out of the drill sergeants mouth was "What ever your recruiter told you is a lie, you are all first and foremost infantry and we don't care what you think you are out property now"
Yeah same thing here. Feels like a lifetime ago. I still miss it and would love to go back in ways. Idk though with my daughter and who she'd go with but I'm working on it.
My best friend and I joined the Air Force together in 1966 There was the 'Buddy' plan............we were supposed to go through Basic Training together Never saw each other till we got discharged four years later
Haha same here but we joined the Army! Then it was hes leaving a week before me, ok that's kinda off. Then hes like yea im shipping to Ft. Leonard Wood lol so I'm like oh yea I'm going to Ft. Benning. I mean I guess we were both going to basic at the same time, but I was going to the other side of the country. Well we could write letters so we can still talk to each other I guess too. So yea nothing at all like they said, I think they just told us about it but we weren't getting it, lol I mean hey I didnt really know a damn thing about military life but it all made sense a few months later!
My recruiter never lied he just let me believe what I thought I knew... Now that I’m re-enlisting with him again he lets me in on all the jokes they play on recruits.
Im a recruiter. 1 thing we do is we make people we dont like wear a military shirt to basic training and that is a secret code to release the TI hounds at basic on them.
When I joined the Canadian army the recruiter asked if I liked camping and fishing. I said yes, he told me he knew the perfect job for me. 7 years in the infantry later............
@@JohnDoe-jl3em Yes and no. You can switch branches but it won't be overnight. I remember talking to a number of guys who just graduated and landed in battalion thinking they could transfer right away. Truth is it'll probably be at least a couple years before you can attempt it. And even then both your current trade (infantry) and the one you want to get into have to be open in and open out. Meaning that both units have the numbers to let people transfer out. And more often then not the infantry is open in closed out, meaning they'll take people in but not let them go.
@@KasssadinxD If you're not in decent shape start training. Cardio, push ups and pull ups are your friend because you'll be doing a good amount of them in basic. Also expect to be yelled at............a lot. Every instructor is different some are pretty quiet others very animated and loud. But don't take anything they say to heart. They want to see how you handle stress. Listen to what they say, if they call you a pile of shit because you're boots are dirty it's not because they want to make you feel bad. It's because you're boots are dirty. Also don't be the guy/girl who gives attitude it'll put a target on your back. Be a gray man, do what they tell you to do. And give 110% when they tell you do something. Also if you end up doing basic at St Jean Quebec don't spend all your money on the strippers.
Military time out is what got me. The navy really tried to tell me "submarine life is actually really good they have it easy". You dont even have to know much about submarines to know how bad submarine life sucks.
@@NA1L3D oh i didnt buy it lol. I'm going to fix airplanes and helicopters. Tho submariners do get extra submarine pay. That being said I doubt its substantial.
My favorite was, I’m looking for the Air Force Recruiter and the Army, Marine, and Navy guy said they moved. Asked me if I wanted coffee and a donut, next thing I know, I’m taking the Asvab and raising my right hand. Later I find out that the USAF and Coast Guard had moved to the second floor of the same building. They got me. 😂
+Joshua Quattrone +J P ... Both of y'all are already extra late for PT! It starts at 0500 ... 0445 accountability. M-F 3-5 MILE RUN and TTh muscle failure days. Yeah ... Go Army all day, Hooah!
Daniel R. Not sure about other branches, but as for the Marine Corps it is the responsibility of the recruiter to follow up after their recruits graduation from Paris Island
SlavSupreme I’m currently losing weight to enlist in the Army but Marines seem to be the only ones that do that. They are also the only ones that can take leave right out of boot and do RAP (I think they call it that not sure though)
Try and say it is not an accurate description of an 11B, I dare you. Making sure that the Male to Female population is skewed properly in order to make their polygamy practices viable. It is a public service when you think about it that way.
The real title for that job is called Philanthropist, people like Bill Gates and their foundations that run around “vaccinating” the world, meanwhile its actual sterilization.
SonnY HamwI The only time i have ever been sick with anything beyond a cold is after a vaccine. I dont get them anymore. I havent had a flu since my last flu shot about 15 years ago.
"You can wake up and kinda just mosey into work." - Yeah, what they don't tell you is that you then mosey into the 1SG's office and then mosey your ass into his foot.
My Navy recruiters: "Have any of you guys ever heard of NaVy SeALS?!?!?" How would you like to be one and get a $100,000 bonus upon completion of training?!
The stress card shit was hilarious. Had a guy when I was basic who always threw a fit whenever we got smoked. My drill sergeant literally told this guy he needed to make a stress card. 😂😂😂
My recruiter was the real deal. Everything he said happened. He had a no BS attitude about recruiting. I feel that the ones that get lied to turn against the system and become thorns in people sides. Meanwhile someone trying to reup gets bent over because some recruiter lied to a kid and he joined. In two years that kid will be in trouble.
Robert E Lee , I joined because my husband had enlisted he was about halfway through with ait and I called him like , so uh I’m on my way to meps... 6 years later I’m re-enlisting for another 4
"Population Control Specialist, it's a different MOS known as 11Bravo." What's funny though, is I actually think this was used by a recruiter at one point.
I saw my recruiter again 4 years after I enlisted and asked him why he didn't tell me about the shit I was about to go through back then? He just said, "You turned out aight."
@@onlinecomrade5737 just admit you were wrong. Guys like you make me sick. Grow a spine and stand up for you mistakes too and dont try some weak comeback...ever again
I remember telling my DS that I was a healthcare specialist. And when do my rotation start at the hospital. They told me when my ass get out the field!
John Lafferty it was abolished but you have a mandatory thing all men have to sign up for called the selective service act and it’s to make sure that if we need more people in a time of war the draft can quickly be resumed
@@ayo0331 Yes I was born in 2000 so the generation that has to be afraid of a Draft are Gen Z Now, we are getting old..... I turn 20 in April. Gen Z is like from 97 to 2010
The amount of soldiers that showed up to my unit when I was in (former NCO here) without there bonus paperwork or the paperwork not filled out correctly and I have to break their hearts and tell them you don’t have a bonus. Pure soul crusher! And no you can’t get out either lol. Y’all are funny as hell bro!
Unfortunately it’s not, recruiter may get in trouble if the recruit can prove it, but 9/10 they signed all their paperwork and didn’t read any of it. Faults on the recruit for not reading what he was signing. Army held up its deal on paperwork, but this is why we makes jokes about it like this video here. This video reminded me of that. I got a bonus for joining in 2001. 18,000. I got all my money because I made sure I had that shit in writing. When you get to your first duty station, you will receive half of it, unless otherwise stated. The remaining half will be split up over the remaining years of your contract. Also recruiters don’t write your contract. You do, when picking your job you will be in a room with an army person( not your recruiter) and they will go over everything with you and have you sign. If yo dumb ass don’t read it, then I know it sounds wrong, but that’s on you, and welcome to the Army. You got the big green weenie nice and early 😂😂😂
@@ErikPT its been a while but i swear thats what i heard they were offering during either afghanistan or after the fight in fallujah when we were needing new recruits for the front lines bad. it was probably some recruiter lying his ass off lol.
Oh don't worry, they'll be pulling all those guys out of inactive reserves first 😉 (For the unfamiliar, the typical enlistment is 8 years (4 active/reserve, 4 inactive reserve which means that in case they need people when you're done with the 4 years, you'll be first pickings )
phuck Nope. They’d bring him back, flag him, then chapter his ass out. No free passes just because you’re a fat body; best thing he can hope for is an Honorable discharge.
I laughed at the video but I do want to be on record and say none of my recruiters have lied to me about joining and I got more than what they promised. I was told join now and we will cloth you, feed you and pay you, all you need to do is wear the American flag on your shoulder and etch it in your heart. I have been in for 11 years now.
I was told when I went to my recruiter if it wasn't in the paperwork I'm signing then it is not going to happen. I just want to say thank you to my recruiter for being honest up front.
Imagine hearing CBRN mentioned to you in the back of a mall 8 years ago and thinking it sounds 'good' . . I fucking love my job and everything I do in this job, but i can't keep playing games with my units, i need somewhere I can apply myself
Stress cards aren’t real right? Because that would be pretty fucking pitiful if they were. “Hang on taliban, you’re stressing me out a little bit can you stop shooting at me and cutting my friends heads off?” Them: “oh absolutely I’m so sorry. I’ll send you to heaven so you can be in your happy safe place” “Thanks guys.. wait a second” Bang
Benjamin Humphries They are real! The say “Be All You Can Be!” they are magnets that do not stick anymore. Every time you are out of beer and slam the fridge the magnet the recruiter gave you falls on the floor. It always lands on “Heads” reminds you that six pack needs to be purchased! and when you bend down to pick it up your back hurts! Also reminds you to “Be All You Can Be!” But than you try to stick the magnet back on for another 20 years as if “An Army of One!” or “Army Strong!” magnets do not exist!!! They are stress cards too... Wait and see🍺🍺🍺
Austin Stacy SF is not a bad career field. It Just depends on the person. If you don’t mind being in the elements and carrying a m4 and m9 everyday you’ll be fine. To include shift work of 14-15 hrs. You’ll mainly work the main gate when you first come in. I retrained so now I’m Education and Training. Would you rather carry guns or sit behind a desk? It depends on you.
Terence Lewis I appreciate the reply back. I am enlisting already took my asvab qualified for Security Forces, and I was trying to do some more research on the job itself, but that’s good man! Education is a good field but not my cup of tea honestly.
I never really got any bs at the recruiting station, they actually told me everything that would happen and it happen just as they said... til I was introduced to sharp..
They should officially rename infantry to population control.
What are bombs
@@kurumauzamaki2731 also population control
Dude I’m fucking dying over
All the male on male rapes in their barracks is, in a sense, population control....
Kuruma Uzamaki A weapon used by infantry
“You’ll be ripped after basic training, we make sure your ripped” 😂
to pieces
LapisMiner 😂
Oh yeah they'll freakin rip you apart
Lies!!!! Lol
Lol 90% look like teletubbies coming out of basic
Population Control Specialist🤣🤣I’m rollin
LMAO 11B Population control ROFLMAO ! I Fuckin Lied OMG LMAO !
I thought those were called Politicians. They seem to get a lot of our people killed for no f@*kin' reason. 😈
@@KenHMladin I remember at the Ft. Hamilton MEPS, kid from the central Bronx was like, "I signed up for Automated Logistics Specialist. Don't know what that is, but it sounds cool." He was kinda sad when I told him he was gonna drive forklifts.
@@BennyLlama39 "Another household survey, this one conducted by the Iraq Ministry of Health at the same time as the second Hopkins study, found 400,000 excess deaths, 151,000 by violence. As is the case with most such surveys conducted during time of war, there were problems in data gathering and the analysis tended to minimize violent death estimates. But the survey generally confirmed the very high mortality reported in The Lancet." SO VERY WIN web.mit.edu/humancostiraq/
"Yer gonna get $100,00.00" fuckin dead.
Then when it comes to air Force recruiters, YOU gotta be the one lieing to get in lol
Ain't that the fucking truth.
@@bigalmou2261 no lying yet son
Yeah right... You gotta be a pretty dim star if you have to lie to an airforce recruiter. They literally have waivers for everything.... age, weight, mild autism you name it.
deez26788 that moment when I still had to get a waiver for a successful nose surgery...... lmao than there’s Air Force
@@deez26788 I think you're thinking Army, there bud. Air Force waivers are hard to get, unless you're going security forces. Those people are a different breed altogether
Moral of the story: recruiters lie, the end.
Sam Fisher my recruiters were pretty real with me
Damn so y’all saying that my recruiters were bullshitting me about getting a lot of money?!😐
@@farout_trash4003 If your recruiters were being real you wouldn't have joined xd
Mine didn’t lie and I got a 10k bonus for 3 years
They don't, they just phrase things a bit differently.
The guy behind him patting his back is funny af
Blue that combat veteran he funny as hell
Ive seen the army doing it, its legit
Dude....thats his UA-cam channel you're on right now...his name is drew.
Lol that’s the combat veteran
That's Combat Veteran, dawg
You should of had Yusha Thomas in this skit. When Myrtle said " I lied." Yusha could have snatched him up and said " We got your ass now!" Then start laughing as he drags him away.
*Maniacal laughing*
"But sarge…"
*Maniacl laughter intensifies*
That would be FUCKING EPIC!!!!!
I was thinking that the moment the camera swtiched to the recruiter he was suddenly Yusha Thomas saying, "We got yo ass now"
FACTS
AGREE!!!!!!!
Russia isn't allowed to invade on weekends and federal holidays.
😂😂😂 it's forbidden, duhh
Da
This is funny too me, I went into the army, when I was talking to the recruiter he seemed like a good guy and all gave me the run down and shit, I get to basic training first thing out of the drill sergeants mouth was "What ever your recruiter told you is a lie, you are all first and foremost infantry and we don't care what you think you are out property now"
We’ll see about that
I just made a meeting with a recruiter haha thanks for the heads up
@@giovannabarrios33 LMAOOOOO
Yeah same thing here. Feels like a lifetime ago. I still miss it and would love to go back in ways. Idk though with my daughter and who she'd go with but I'm working on it.
Has anyone gone through training only one up the drill sergeants by saying, “I only came to pass everything and still prove you couldn’t break me.” 😂
My best friend and I joined the Air Force together in 1966
There was the 'Buddy' plan............we were supposed to go through Basic Training together
Never saw each other till we got discharged four years later
🤣🤣🤣that’s hilarious and so shitty
Haha same here but we joined the Army! Then it was hes leaving a week before me, ok that's kinda off. Then hes like yea im shipping to Ft. Leonard Wood lol so I'm like oh yea I'm going to Ft. Benning. I mean I guess we were both going to basic at the same time, but I was going to the other side of the country. Well we could write letters so we can still talk to each other I guess too. So yea nothing at all like they said, I think they just told us about it but we weren't getting it, lol I mean hey I didnt really know a damn thing about military life but it all made sense a few months later!
😂😂
Lol i thought they has just got me and my buddy lol
@@gsmith6171 I bet they got most of us with that one lol!
My recruiter never lied he just let me believe what I thought I knew... Now that I’m re-enlisting with him again he lets me in on all the jokes they play on recruits.
What's the best jokes yall pull
Yeah, I’d love to know.
Im a recruiter. 1 thing we do is we make people we dont like wear a military shirt to basic training and that is a secret code to release the TI hounds at basic on them.
@@eleminohpee907 now i know as im applying
@@eleminohpee907 thats why my recruiter told me not to wear one to basic he said the same thing
I’m a really sensitive guy, I mean I don’t mind killing people. Lmfao
Quite the juxtaposition
Lol
🤣 Wake up at 9. Just mosey on into work. All the commanders and 1Sgts are ok with that. 🤣
I laughed so hard at that for some reason lol
Hahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahaha
I fuckin wish lmao
More like move with a purpose
ARC 77 😂 just imagine.
When I joined the Canadian army the recruiter asked if I liked camping and fishing. I said yes, he told me he knew the perfect job for me. 7 years in the infantry later............
7 years means something worked out, right?
Nice! I'm getting told right now that I can just switch out of the infantry when I go in. While it may be true it is most likely not.
@@JohnDoe-jl3em Yes and no. You can switch branches but it won't be overnight. I remember talking to a number of guys who just graduated and landed in battalion thinking they could transfer right away.
Truth is it'll probably be at least a couple years before you can attempt it. And even then both your current trade (infantry) and the one you want to get into have to be open in and open out. Meaning that both units have the numbers to let people transfer out. And more often then not the infantry is open in closed out, meaning they'll take people in but not let them go.
@@spentcasing3990 I'm going to join CAF after hs any tips to prepare before i go into basic training?
@@KasssadinxD If you're not in decent shape start training. Cardio, push ups and pull ups are your friend because you'll be doing a good amount of them in basic.
Also expect to be yelled at............a lot. Every instructor is different some are pretty quiet others very animated and loud. But don't take anything they say to heart. They want to see how you handle stress. Listen to what they say, if they call you a pile of shit because you're boots are dirty it's not because they want to make you feel bad. It's because you're boots are dirty.
Also don't be the guy/girl who gives attitude it'll put a target on your back. Be a gray man, do what they tell you to do. And give 110% when they tell you do something.
Also if you end up doing basic at St Jean Quebec don't spend all your money on the strippers.
WW3: Starts
Healthy 18 to 30 year olds: oh no
Army Recruiters at my local mall: OH YES
Who needs recruiters when they can just force military aged males to join the military if they don't have enough soldiers.
When ever I walk by, they stare at me like hungry vultures just getting excited on the thought of cutting my long hair.
@@zakattack8624 😭🤣🤣🤣
Dang I better stop being jacked and smart then.....
@@frankyalvarez7160 time to start committing some felonies
"I learned both of your signatures."
"Stop breathing on me, sign." 😂😂😂
Send him to Space Force and make him an astronaught for the mission to build a base on venus
Dumb question-- is that a reference to the Dr. Creepen stories?
@@BennyLlama39 Hahaha no, but I'll check that out
Preferably Uranus
Ouch....Venus?????
+FUBAR38 ... Ahahahaha! Hooah. That's a good joke ... send him with a Battle Buddy.
0:20 seconds > discussing what the Army has, and then:
"You're gonna be one fit guy."
"--Dayum!"
Why does this say recruiters in 2020 my recruiter used almost every one of those lines on me in 2009
1993... same thing. It's not just 2020. Only thing different was there were no, "Stress cards."
Military time out is what got me. The navy really tried to tell me "submarine life is actually really good they have it easy". You dont even have to know much about submarines to know how bad submarine life sucks.
@@342bullseye I imagine so. I'd hate to be on those ships. They are strategically vital though. So hats off to you for serving in that capacity.
My favorite was you're gonna get 100 thousand dollars yep cha ching
@@NA1L3D oh i didnt buy it lol. I'm going to fix airplanes and helicopters. Tho submariners do get extra submarine pay. That being said I doubt its substantial.
My favorite was, I’m looking for the Air Force Recruiter and the Army, Marine, and Navy guy said they moved. Asked me if I wanted coffee and a donut, next thing I know, I’m taking the Asvab and raising my right hand. Later I find out that the USAF and Coast Guard had moved to the second floor of the same building. They got me. 😂
didn't pass the USAF IQ test
Meth_Busters sounds about right
Infantryman, Airborne it was actually a 96, it was the common sense part I failed at
in my town the army marines and Navy are next to each other while the air force and coast guard is across town
"GOT YO ASS NOW!!!!!!"
That’s the thing, they tell you work starts at 9, but they hide the fact that your up at 5 to do PT at 6 in the morning
I used to roll out of bed at 6:10 and be in formation at 6:15 for 6:30 PT lol
+Joshua Quattrone +J P ... Both of y'all are already extra late for PT! It starts at 0500 ... 0445 accountability. M-F 3-5 MILE RUN and TTh muscle failure days.
Yeah ... Go Army all day, Hooah!
@@mr.nobody68
You can get ready in 5 min?!?! 😱
My fat ass in basic kept hitting the 10 minute mark no matter what I did different. 😱
Jonas Pedersen it's definitely possible if you're unit is downstairs from your barracks and if you're one of those guys that shaves after PT
@@atrioxfulminare2945 that's why u quit 😎
"There's a mos called 11B, it's population control specialist." XD
Hahaha. Not funny in 2020 with a patent issued to Microsoft by the numbe of W02020060606
You know the recruiter wouldn't tell him that he lied until after he got to basic or later.
Unless the recruit figured it out, he probably wouldn’t hear from his recruiter ever again. Plus, after basic the recruiter would outrank the boot...
I'm still looking for mine. What a lieing pog. But hey I'm retired alot of tours. But still " you can sleep in as late as you want" LMFAO
That's why I joined the Guard. I actually chose the job I wanted and got it foe show😂💪🏽 12R = Super POG
Daniel R. Not sure about other branches, but as for the Marine Corps it is the responsibility of the recruiter to follow up after their recruits graduation from Paris Island
SlavSupreme I’m currently losing weight to enlist in the Army but Marines seem to be the only ones that do that. They are also the only ones that can take leave right out of boot and do RAP (I think they call it that not sure though)
“Yeah you can shoot any helicopters you want...just not the black ones, those are ours” lmaoooo
If you show a stressed card to you drill he'll just know that he's doing his job right XD
There is no such thing as a stress card
Ok
Wtf js that? Lmao
You don't get a stress card in 11B
You don't get that for Infantry.
"Population control specialists" I've done heard it all🤣🤣🤣🤣
Try and say it is not an accurate description of an 11B, I dare you. Making sure that the Male to Female population is skewed properly in order to make their polygamy practices viable. It is a public service when you think about it that way.
@@Jeremiah90526 :D WTF dude
The real title for that job is called Philanthropist, people like Bill Gates and their foundations that run around “vaccinating” the world, meanwhile its actual sterilization.
@@ChuckBeefOG Yeah we should just not have any vaccinations at all, filter out the weak
SonnY HamwI The only time i have ever been sick with anything beyond a cold is after a vaccine. I dont get them anymore. I havent had a flu since my last flu shot about 15 years ago.
the only stress card you get from the army is your DD214
Brian C what’s that?
stress card will be issued to you, just forgot to mention that it will come after theyve taken your soul after 4-6 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead... I need my dd214 like, 4 years ago
@@orlvndo dd214 is the pass to go home.
@Amethyst Lacroix are YOU serious? Most people who are not in the military have no idea what it is.
Hello,
I’m a dealership manager and I could use salesmen like yourself.
I have a 12 inch penis. Do I qualify?
@@FUNKER420 Sir we're going to have request you prove it to us. Go ahead and send us some pics next to a ruler.
Thank you for your cooperation
Gaijin Bot you must be Infantry.
@@gaijinbot8135 I sadly do not own a cellular telephone I am also homeless hope that doesn't hinder my chances 🤞
@@FUNKER420 wait...
If you don't have a phone, than who's account or device are you using?
"You can wake up and kinda just mosey into work." - Yeah, what they don't tell you is that you then mosey into the 1SG's office and then mosey your ass into his foot.
My Navy recruiters: "Have any of you guys ever heard of NaVy SeALS?!?!?" How would you like to be one and get a $100,000 bonus upon completion of training?!
There’s the wording
UPON completion/ After graduating
A lot of People get it twisted thinking they will still get it lol
“I like to be talked to... not at”😂😂😂😂 gold
"We even make up holidays you can take off. Ever heard of flag day?" 😂
Honestly I still forget it's a holiday
Patriotism!
I remember is school we had a day like that. That was like 13 years ago though
The stress card shit was hilarious. Had a guy when I was basic who always threw a fit whenever we got smoked. My drill sergeant literally told this guy he needed to make a stress card. 😂😂😂
My favorite was the buying a car out of training....I knew many a folks who did that. Ha!
Thanks for your service!!!
Bruh why did I come across this channel when I was thinking about joining the military
Amart I’m still joining Yeet yEeEt
@BoomerLemon dude no shit same here. i just got swore in, and i been seeing "uniform dating" ads on snapchat
Because......Google knows, Google sees and hears all, Google is skynet.
Did you join?
Research "filter bubbles"
“You’ll be ripped after basic training, we’ll make sure you’re ripped “ 😂😂 I’m done 😂
"Are either of the two of you homosexuals?"
"No, but we are willing to learn"
Stripes with bill Murray hahahah
Those recruiters are your friends until you sign on that dotted line 😈
My recruiter was the real deal. Everything he said happened. He had a no BS attitude about recruiting. I feel that the ones that get lied to turn against the system and become thorns in people sides. Meanwhile someone trying to reup gets bent over because some recruiter lied to a kid and he joined. In two years that kid will be in trouble.
”The lates we wake up is 9am” had me dying 😂
“Population control specialist” 😂😂
I quit the army 😂
" I'm a real sensitive guy...no problem killing anyone"-😂-mood all 2020😂😂😂💀
I was brushing my teeth in a janitor closet during basic, I glanced in the mirror off to the side and realized how good my body looked.
"Stress cards" what a great idea, just forwarded that to my congressperson.
Ok that isn’t a believable ending. Recruiters wouldn’t have been honest and told anyone they lied. Lol
Obviously not but that’s probably what they’re thinking in their heads.
Once u signed that dotted line they got ur ass. Does not matter if they lied
I still remember the lies the big green weenie fed me, and here I am re-enlisting.
You love the way it hurts. An hate it at the same time. Lol
Alycia Jennings Literally me right now.. Just waiting for the damn doctors at MEPS to clear my injuries lmao..
You didn't have google???? 😱😂
Robert E Lee , I joined because my husband had enlisted he was about halfway through with ait and I called him like , so uh I’m on my way to meps... 6 years later I’m re-enlisting for another 4
Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"Population Control Specialist, it's a different MOS known as 11Bravo." What's funny though, is I actually think this was used by a recruiter at one point.
"The black ones are ours." - that's what he said.
"Stop breathing on me, SIGN!"
"John handcock..yeah its the president"💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me: Mom, I'm in the army.
Mother: Have you been drafted?
Me: Yes, but actually no.
Deployed is different from drafted cause least you know when you can come back versus the other you may never come back.
I saw my recruiter again 4 years after I enlisted and asked him why he didn't tell me about the shit I was about to go through back then? He just said, "You turned out aight."
HILARIOUS
Well did you?
@@josphellihsilak4588 DO I LOOK AIGHT TO YOU?
@@jimmyfirecracker1831 haha
“Your gonna get uhh hundred thousand dollars”
A hundred, thousand dollars.
All the money's lol
Tarik360 technically you wouldn’t put a comma after hundred. Wanna be grammar Nazi tryin to feel smart 🙄
Harry Harry what ever you say dumbledore
@@onlinecomrade5737 just admit you were wrong. Guys like you make me sick. Grow a spine and stand up for you mistakes too and dont try some weak comeback...ever again
"Military time out" lmao it's called a smokin
"Stop breathing on me, sign"
*I'm so sorry*
My recruiter was pretty straight forward with me, but I enlisted in the mid 80's the kids weren't so sensitive back then.
I remember telling my DS that I was a healthcare specialist. And when do my rotation start at the hospital. They told me when my ass get out the field!
Basic doesn’t issue stress cards just so you know lmao love the video.
They issue stfu give me 10 cards
I'm so glad you pointed that out, it's not like it was an obvious joke like the rest of the video.
r/militarywooosh
@@eigen6726 I always come across some old Vet who thinks stress cards are real lol
Idk man they gave me a green, yellow, and red cards for different levels if stress. You mustve had a bad recruiter
Everyone talking about how they're going to be drafted and such. Don't worry younglings, they'll be calling up all those inactive reserve guys first 😉
DeadLkeMe hey bro watch it 😆
And I'll be happy I maybe reserves but at least I'm not coast guard
Rythuum lol a reserve talking shit imagine that
🙄 draft was abolished in 73.
John Lafferty it was abolished but you have a mandatory thing all men have to sign up for called the selective service act and it’s to make sure that if we need more people in a time of war the draft can quickly be resumed
"Military time out"😂😂😂 such bull shit sounds so beautiful
It’s amazing how people still buy most of the things recruiters tell them lol.
When they draft these fortnite kids for ww3
Millennial: ok boomer
Boomer: ok private
Millennial: wait wha...
You mean Gen Z, millennials are close to their 30s or already served
@@ayo0331 Yes I was born in 2000 so the generation that has to be afraid of a Draft are Gen Z Now, we are getting old..... I turn 20 in April. Gen Z is like from 97 to 2010
@J K Anything can be waived.
@J K It's not necessarily that the US military can't draft people who smoke weed, we don't WANT you.
@mxt mxt Its legal in NK
"I'm a really sensitive guy, like I have no problem killing anyone" LMAO!
“Military time out...” LMAO
Dont forget the free Camaro LMAOOOOO
If my recruiter kept patting my arm as much as he is, I wouldn’t have signed.
He said we'll issue you the weapon like the recruiter is a 92Y
Hot Sauce everyone loves the supply specialist tho.
Yea but recruiter ain't gonna be is his unit he gonna be at the office at home basically sending people to mep. 92yankee or not
"Population Control 11B, it's not infantry though."
Hahahahahahahahaha! That shit got me cracking up.
they got tanks too there i think?
“I’m incredibly sensitive” jacked me up right away 😂 average recruit right there
“I’m not big on infantry, so can I join the Calvary? You guys still have that right?”
Tanks artillery anfibios assault
I'm getting shipped off Real soon as a 19D calvary scout
Cavalry omg. No. Do not make that mistake.
If you want to ride stuff then Navy’s for you
“Wake up at 9 am and all the commanders r cool with it”😂😂😂 Recruiters r soo nice
1sgts are totally cool with it also.
Watching this while I'm in the process of enlisting right now is hilarious.
Its pretty damn accurate.
The amount of soldiers that showed up to my unit when I was in (former NCO here) without there bonus paperwork or the paperwork not filled out correctly and I have to break their hearts and tell them you don’t have a bonus. Pure soul crusher! And no you can’t get out either lol. Y’all are funny as hell bro!
that should be against the law offer someone 40k to sign on who the hell wont take that? not saying give the bonus im saying dont lie about it.
hardwire 40K? I heard $14K but damn must be a pilot or an engineer for the Air Force?
Unfortunately it’s not, recruiter may get in trouble if the recruit can prove it, but 9/10 they signed all their paperwork and didn’t read any of it. Faults on the recruit for not reading what he was signing. Army held up its deal on paperwork, but this is why we makes jokes about it like this video here. This video reminded me of that. I got a bonus for joining in 2001. 18,000. I got all my money because I made sure I had that shit in writing. When you get to your first duty station, you will receive half of it, unless otherwise stated. The remaining half will be split up over the remaining years of your contract. Also recruiters don’t write your contract. You do, when picking your job you will be in a room with an army person( not your recruiter) and they will go over everything with you and have you sign. If yo dumb ass don’t read it, then I know it sounds wrong, but that’s on you, and welcome to the Army. You got the big green weenie nice and early 😂😂😂
@@ErikPT its been a while but i swear thats what i heard they were offering during either afghanistan or after the fight in fallujah when we were needing new recruits for the front lines bad. it was probably some recruiter lying his ass off lol.
Erik P.T. Airforce don’t even give bonuses like that 😂😂😂
When he signed I expected YushaThomas to show up - "Gotchyo azz now!"
"bu-but Sarge!"
*noob gets dragged to Basic Training*
Shit would've been way funnier if the recruiter said his sign was Cancer instead of Taurus
Craig hey being a Cancer is awesome.
"We make up holidays. You ever hear of Flag Day?" 🤣
When your under 18 so you can’t be drafted: *Laughs in soon to become soldier*
*soldier
John S Looks like we found ourself a future Population Control Specialist.
Oh don't worry, they'll be pulling all those guys out of inactive reserves first 😉
(For the unfamiliar, the typical enlistment is 8 years (4 active/reserve, 4 inactive reserve which means that in case they need people when you're done with the 4 years, you'll be first pickings )
@@DeadLkeMe My brother is inactive right now and he got fat, lazy, and has asthma. Im pretty sure they would tell his ass to just go home.
phuck Nope. They’d bring him back, flag him, then chapter his ass out. No free passes just because you’re a fat body; best thing he can hope for is an Honorable discharge.
I laughed at the video but I do want to be on record and say none of my recruiters have lied to me about joining and I got more than what they promised. I was told join now and we will cloth you, feed you and pay you, all you need to do is wear the American flag on your shoulder and etch it in your heart. I have been in for 11 years now.
wearing the flag is a violation of federal law not sure about etching it in your heart sounds painful.
@@hardwirecars ok
@@itsn2o511 just a joke
And kill those whom our politicians have deemed unworthy to live.
Replace the background with a used car dealership, and the recruiters with salesmen. Its literally the same thing.
“You’ll be an 11 bravo it’s so you won’t be infantry or anything”
I was told when I went to my recruiter if it wasn't in the paperwork I'm signing then it is not going to happen. I just want to say thank you to my recruiter for being honest up front.
Population control specialist... Its 11B. I'm crying
The Civilian looks Like Nintendo’s Luigi
Man i remember when someone asked the drill sgt if he could use a stress card. Funniest shit ive ever seen
Imagine hearing CBRN mentioned to you in the back of a mall 8 years ago and thinking it sounds 'good'
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I fucking love my job and everything I do in this job, but i can't keep playing games with my units, i need somewhere I can apply myself
That deployment patch at 0:22 😳 thats so badass I wish I could have deployed with that unit😂
Eric Von Mannstein used euphemisms like that in the real life stories that "Enemy at the Gate" was based on.
@Sawtooth Survival lbarbarosa?
What euphemisms, EXACTLY?
the guy with his hand on his shoulder looks like adam sandler
So you mean recruiters are staying the same as they were before 2020?
"You are going to 11B, that is totally not Infantry, it's Population Control 😊"
😂😂😂
When you sign up for food service operations and supply but get attached to a infantry unit, and get put on point...😎
Recruit: I need a safe space.
Recruiter: No problem!
Me: Pfffffffft!
"Population control specialist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine being in the military or having to fight next to a guy that actually thinks he could make all those requests
i love these videos cause its shows join the military is like throwing your life away. Great Video!
*”Stop breathing on me, you gotta sign.”* 🤣🤣
Can I get a stress card? I've heard of these magical things, do they come with a unicorn?
Yeah it also comes with a lifetime of lube. Lol
Stress cards aren’t real right? Because that would be pretty fucking pitiful if they were.
“Hang on taliban, you’re stressing me out a little bit can you stop shooting at me and cutting my friends heads off?”
Them: “oh absolutely I’m so sorry. I’ll send you to heaven so you can be in your happy safe place”
“Thanks guys.. wait a second”
Bang
Benjamin Humphries
They are real! The say “Be All You Can Be!” they are magnets that do not stick anymore. Every time you are out of beer and slam the fridge the magnet the recruiter gave you falls on the floor. It always lands on “Heads” reminds you that six pack needs to be purchased! and when you bend down to pick it up your back hurts! Also reminds you to “Be All You Can Be!” But than you try to stick the magnet back on for another 20 years as if “An Army of One!” or “Army Strong!” magnets do not exist!!! They are stress cards too... Wait and see🍺🍺🍺
@@tcm844
Not bad, in 1992 they just told you to "shit around it". Sounds like things have improved slightly.
Only if you vote Vermin Supreme 2020.
Omg, shouldnt have watched this at work...Im die laughing and all my co workers looking at me crazy..Fyck em this shit funny🤣🤣🤣
Lmao I feel like my recruiter said this 4:25 to himself after shipping me off to basic. It’s a cold world in Security Forces...
Terence Lewis why don’t you like it ?
Austin Stacy SF is not a bad career field. It Just depends on the person. If you don’t mind being in the elements and carrying a m4 and m9 everyday you’ll be fine. To include shift work of 14-15 hrs. You’ll mainly work the main gate when you first come in. I retrained so now I’m Education and Training. Would you rather carry guns or sit behind a desk? It depends on you.
Terence Lewis I appreciate the reply back. I am enlisting already took my asvab qualified for Security Forces, and I was trying to do some more research on the job itself, but that’s good man! Education is a good field but not my cup of tea honestly.
Austin Stacy Yes. You have to do what fits you best.
Terence Lewis I went through Meps I qualified and got my list of jobs listed ! What base are you stationed at sir.
I never really got any bs at the recruiting station, they actually told me everything that would happen and it happen just as they said... til I was introduced to sharp..
Talk to not at? LOL I had a few of those. They were given a choice negative counseling or my ranting! They learned to stay out of trouble!
I haven't seen Flag Day as a holiday on the calander in years
wtf is flag day? (Civi here)
@@marcus2249 Exactly.
@@evice Sounds like "mandatory fun day" (heard service members make jokes about it)