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  • @cb1671
    @cb1671 5 років тому +5064

    This show is actually really enjoyable.
    It has a healthy blend of knowledgeable craftsmen forging things, and people swinging objects at other objects.

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 років тому +173

      @@theprogrammer32 well what would you know most of that stuff they talk on the show is really important if you are interested in blacksmithing or are a blacksmith(part or full time) if you just see this show for the first time you would think that they are a bunch of clowns talking out of their ass and randomly hitting hot steel but try doing it i bet you wouldnt make something that even remotely looks like any sort of knife

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 років тому +93

      @@theprogrammer32 the testing is also where you are wrong ues maybe they go overboard on some tests but you would be surprised that not any knife could go through apples like that even though it looks like an easy task the craft of knifemaking and blacksmithing is waay more in depth that you could imagine

    • @Hypergen-
      @Hypergen- 5 років тому +97

      @@notsomexicanufo Yeah. I do blacksmithing as a hobby, and cutting an apple clean through is basically a rite of passage in blade making. You gotta get the bevel and weight good enough to the point that the momentum of the sword alone cuts through the apple without pushing it.

    • @notsomexicanufo
      @notsomexicanufo 5 років тому +46

      @@Hypergen- yeah i know i do some blacksmithing too but what im saying its hard to get a razor sharp blade from scraps of steel or whatever in 3 hours its a lot of hard and stressful work

    • @Hypergen-
      @Hypergen- 5 років тому +18

      Mexican UFO Yeah I wasn’t disagreeing with you, just adding onto it.

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 років тому +7938

    Whenever I hear the host say, "Surrender your weapon", I immediately imagine a scenario where the guy goes feral and just uses the weapon to kill everyone.

    • @justinwade34
      @justinwade34 5 років тому +226

      actually though who doesn't imagine that

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 5 років тому +541

      "Please surrender your weapon"
      "Oh yeah, I'll surrender my weapon...surrender it through all y'alls skulls"

    • @Yeetyeti69
      @Yeetyeti69 5 років тому +134

      HALT YOU HAVE COMMITTED TREASON

    • @BrockLee3
      @BrockLee3 5 років тому +44

      LOL! A LOT of people I know would take offense to someone telling them to "surrender their weapon." I know them and know they wouldn't do it, and neither would I. I know the people on the show aren't saying it menacingly; but, thems fightin' words where I come from :-)

    • @EroSennin404
      @EroSennin404 5 років тому +51

      @@Yeetyeti69 PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @XGames
    @XGames 4 роки тому +10099

    FYI: No apples were ever harmed at X Games.

  • @LasagnaReaper
    @LasagnaReaper 5 років тому +18868

    this would be cooler if when a contestant loses, he gets beheaded with his own weapon

    • @veneptium
      @veneptium 5 років тому +760

      Marshall Tucker one can dream

    • @recyclomaster
      @recyclomaster 5 років тому +440

      A man can only dream...

    • @jdkoz98
      @jdkoz98 5 років тому +1765

      veneptium except they’d never die cuz their sword sucks ass

    • @SteamGrace
      @SteamGrace 5 років тому +188

      I believe there's a word for such moments. The old man would certainly know...

    • @GandhiTheJanitor
      @GandhiTheJanitor 5 років тому +315

      If they lost their sword would most likely break or bend around their neck xD

  • @cairnrugg6059
    @cairnrugg6059 5 років тому +2256

    I really want to see Charlie as an actual judge on this show purely for the lack of knowledge he has combined with his enthusiasm all the same.

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 5 років тому +239

      "dude you're a fuckin loser. why didn't you make it sharp. get off my show."
      "but... i was trying to make it strong--"
      "sounds like something a loser would say"

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 5 років тому +24

      @@Marispider I could see that

    • @whotesamurai
      @whotesamurai 5 років тому +21

      Yeah take that old people!
      Me:but youre turning into an older man every second every hour every year (insert the guy with the gun pointed to his head by himself)

  • @gabrielohim154
    @gabrielohim154 4 роки тому +5013

    "Look at the wiggliness!"
    I don't think Charlie understands swords

    • @pastorlul2384
      @pastorlul2384 4 роки тому +393

      Not many people do, nor should.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 роки тому +90

      tbh that looked like a little too much flexibility.

    • @nickrogers3624
      @nickrogers3624 4 роки тому +338

      Cheap Tactics actually that was pretty good, the flexibility of most longer swords tends to be extremely underestimated.

    • @Shredwizard445
      @Shredwizard445 4 роки тому +182

      @@nickrogers3624 yeah everyone thinks bastard swords should be built like knives or something

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 роки тому +46

      Ohhh god forbid he doesnt have a katana off of Ebay like a neckbeard

  • @Nyxsayeth
    @Nyxsayeth 5 років тому +9866

    "Old people are just better at everything"
    *old man's blade fails at everything*

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 років тому +250

      Atleast he got an emote

    • @FirstTruth
      @FirstTruth 5 років тому +259

      NyxNay hey it was his final blade old people also get worn out easily😂

    • @carcotasu081
      @carcotasu081 5 років тому +17

      The old man won tho

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 5 років тому +70

      @@carcotasu081 no

    • @Afarmsomewhere
      @Afarmsomewhere 5 років тому +130

      The old man was good at making a bad blade

  • @frycustomknives8429
    @frycustomknives8429 5 років тому +9973

    Thanks for showing my episode. I’m the guy in the Texas shirt. That FIF is harder than we make it look ;)

  • @Frank-j4b6q
    @Frank-j4b6q 3 роки тому +2827

    Actual blacksmiths: have different technology for different blades that have different purpose
    Tv blacksmiths: here is metal scrap, make a lightsaber in 3 hours

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 3 роки тому +114

      Which is why as a hobbyist blacksmith, I avoid watching these shows...

    • @clorpy897
      @clorpy897 3 роки тому +270

      I mean there needs to be some sort of gimmick for the show to be entertaining

    • @mybigwillie6153
      @mybigwillie6153 3 роки тому +311

      Well its a competition, its not meant to portray how one does their smithing in their normal life. A lot of these guys even say its intense and not how they would do it themselves.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 3 роки тому +65

      yeah this show seems like dumb fun. they all have the same odds but a lot of it is probably based on luck i would imagine

    • @anoblefish411
      @anoblefish411 3 роки тому +1

      @@netherdominater9960 I who is not even a blacksmith, just having some knowledge a out sword and smithing cant bear watching this show. Its pain to just watch them do and talk stupid sh1t. And penguinz0 obviously has no idea wtf he’s talking about.

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 років тому +6178

    *crafts a holy sword that shoots lasers and can kill God in one swing*
    Local blacksmith NPC: Not too shabby. Apprentice level work, but solid.

    • @Weeblord-jp1sy
      @Weeblord-jp1sy 5 років тому +290

      @Sightless_Seeker the best questline in skyrim

    • @TheHeavyModd
      @TheHeavyModd 5 років тому +104

      Mere mortals can't comprehend the power of Enuma Elish

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 5 років тому +15

      fuckin punks let’s see you do it better amirite?

    • @rune5416
      @rune5416 5 років тому +43

      @@mercurianrepublic5943 someone doesn't know how to joke around

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 років тому +12

      Holy sword that shoots lasers and kill gods
      Do you mean the master sword

  • @kylevidrine6480
    @kylevidrine6480 5 років тому +2697

    The modified cleaver walks like a mortal kombat character

  • @BurningKnight
    @BurningKnight 4 роки тому +6949

    Old people:
    +10 intellect
    -10 technology
    - 4 agility
    + 7 charisma

  • @chunkymonky4433
    @chunkymonky4433 5 років тому +2516

    "he didn't break through it, he just broke the chain"
    JUST broke the *chain*

    • @nooterzootercrooter5105
      @nooterzootercrooter5105 4 роки тому +33

      Chunky Monky ah yes the *chain*

    • @sealbeegle9785
      @sealbeegle9785 4 роки тому +151

      tbh he just pulled the wood down so much the fucking chain collapsed

    • @kiizos536
      @kiizos536 4 роки тому +34

      no biggy just broke the chain instead of the wood

    • @vinegardoppio6692
      @vinegardoppio6692 4 роки тому +31

      fleetwood mac wants to know your location

  • @SpicyMike319
    @SpicyMike319 5 років тому +3106

    I see you have found my episode. Greetings from Spicy Mike. Thanks for sharing what we do!

    • @dominicpiovesan1715
      @dominicpiovesan1715 5 років тому +200

      Wait are you the actual dude from the show? how is this comment not higher?

    • @SpicyMike319
      @SpicyMike319 5 років тому +427

      @@dominicpiovesan1715 I am. Lol. Won my episode. But just not as many likes, most likely.

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 5 років тому +137

      @@SpicyMike319 damn looks like you're the real deal. A+ episode.

    • @BlueFlamer
      @BlueFlamer 5 років тому +68

      I've always wondered, how does it feel seeing yourself as a meme? What do you think about it?

    • @SpicyMike319
      @SpicyMike319 5 років тому +303

      @@BlueFlamer Oh, man... You missed it. In a blade group I'm part of, we have a meme war every time one of us appears on the show. My episode had some HILARIOUS memes. I don't feel any particular way about it, I guess. Just happy to be a part of all this, really.

  • @suliko1
    @suliko1 4 роки тому +1113

    poor tom. when his sword got bent he almost cried. i felt really bad for that man

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 роки тому +95

      I heard he actually ended up winning this like 3 times though so it had a happy ending

    • @gaodacheese4691
      @gaodacheese4691 3 роки тому +1

      @@Batchall_Accepted no way

    • @gaodacheese4691
      @gaodacheese4691 3 роки тому +7

      @@dhawalsharma946 sheesh, dude made it

    • @xerxes7387
      @xerxes7387 2 роки тому

      Same ☹️☹️☹️

  • @Daredevilgman
    @Daredevilgman 5 років тому +1313

    I’ll have you know as a Walmart employee I do in fact forge the sharpest blades known to man

    • @annalillian2386
      @annalillian2386 5 років тому +29

      Heimlich? Man, you havent changed since bug's life. How you doing

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 років тому +18

      Pretty sure you just have an edge of glory in the back. It makes a butter knife sharper than a katana.

    • @naruhearts1
      @naruhearts1 5 років тому +16

      @@Jebu911 We had one of at a factory I worked at, used it on a letter opener, now it's a skin opener

    • @zaclarkin1683
      @zaclarkin1683 4 роки тому

      In the mines of moria

  • @Admiral_Golbez
    @Admiral_Golbez 5 років тому +1142

    I actually love this show, love seeing the historical weapons

  • @flam3427
    @flam3427 4 роки тому +787

    “Make this blade with this metal that shouldn’t be used to make blades in 3 hours then we’ll mutilate it”

  • @jimpickens4
    @jimpickens4 5 років тому +1135

    'You have 3 hours to cobble something together and then we're gonna shit all over it'
    I love the formula.

    • @VERTHASAMVS
      @VERTHASAMVS 5 років тому +30

      Nam flashbacks to midterms.

    • @KikonSketches
      @KikonSketches 5 років тому +28

      Yeah forging a good blade takes waaaaay longer than 3 hours, what's the point? are they being trained just in case we need swords made in 3 hours we can get one that's just barely sharp enough and put together and can cut 2 french fries?

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 5 років тому +21

      That Skill only applies when the ottomans are on the horizon and some idiot sold all the swords in the city so you have to forge new weapons from cutlery or some shit

    • @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn
      @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn 4 роки тому

      Nah it only take like 1 or 2...
      Days

    • @kalebtheweird4359
      @kalebtheweird4359 4 роки тому +1

      your image looks like a shy lego character

  • @borange6550
    @borange6550 5 років тому +1461

    Your fleshlight did sustain some damage in the test but, it weel keel

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 5 років тому +58

      We need Charlie to make a Forged In Fire parody video instead of swords he and other people test out fleshlights in various ways

    • @shioniiluxion6457
      @shioniiluxion6457 5 років тому +45

      Forged in cock

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 років тому +14

      Forged in Fleshlight

    • @onebraincell-q9f
      @onebraincell-q9f 5 років тому +16

      Fapped in flesh

  • @joeking5917
    @joeking5917 4 роки тому +687

    I’m pretty sure that Ben ends up becoming a judge on this show too. That’s cool

    • @DarkDisc1
      @DarkDisc1 4 роки тому +16

      Indeed

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 4 роки тому +10

      He does

    • @mfkrabs9089
      @mfkrabs9089 4 роки тому +54

      Fan favorite and TWO times forged in fire champion*

    • @clareygirlz
      @clareygirlz 4 роки тому +33

      @@mfkrabs9089 I'm pretty sure he's won at least 3 times if not 4 as of now! He's honestly my favorite judge aside from Doug

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 роки тому

      Two time champion on the show as well.

  • @disgracedsphinx3494
    @disgracedsphinx3494 5 років тому +1622

    1:05 watching Charlie stop mid sentence when the blade broke was like watching that one skeksis watching the other skeksis chop the stone in half

    • @sockondik12
      @sockondik12 4 роки тому +45

      This moment had my dying!
      "Gtfoutta here!"

    • @s.b.4228
      @s.b.4228 4 роки тому +38

      Yeah I love that part, Stops mid sentence: "Get the fuck out here"

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 роки тому +19

      @@s.b.4228 "Is this a joke to you?"

    • @miastewart4924
      @miastewart4924 3 роки тому +1

      The Dark Crystal💜

    • @lv.2073
      @lv.2073 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite types of comments are the extremely niche references like this one. Thanks for making my day

  • @JuicyJerm
    @JuicyJerm 5 років тому +313

    I felt so bad for Tom when his sword bent. He looked like he was about to cry.

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 роки тому +308

    The dude actually says “it will K.E.A.L.”
    Which stands for:
    K -keep
    E -everyone
    A -around
    L -living
    Which means you can protect yourself and others with it

    • @xaroz904
      @xaroz904 3 роки тому +22

      or it means youre a dyslectic serial killer, depends which side of the coin you prefer

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 3 роки тому +25

      @@xaroz904 *dyslexic
      seems like you're one too

    • @xaroz904
      @xaroz904 3 роки тому +30

      @@MaxC_1 the risk i took was calculated, but damn am i bad at maths

    • @Andrew-fb8ph
      @Andrew-fb8ph 3 роки тому +9

      @@xaroz904 props to you for admitting you were wrong

    • @WhizzerdSupreme
      @WhizzerdSupreme 6 місяців тому

      It's Keep Everyone Alive Longer

  • @f.b.lagent1113
    @f.b.lagent1113 5 років тому +414

    “I’ve made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam bushes if need be”
    lmao

    • @clonetrooper9015
      @clonetrooper9015 5 років тому +48

      Sightless_Seeker everyone be gangster until the trees start talking

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 років тому +3

      Don't underestimate the durability of Vietnam bushes

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 років тому +4

      Everybody gangsta untill agent orange drops

    • @thoggerspass6282
      @thoggerspass6282 5 років тому

      Nice thought FBI, thanks for sharing.

    • @christianmccaffrey7291
      @christianmccaffrey7291 5 років тому

      @@breastmilkgaming let's not forget all that great Deet!

  • @seanz4338
    @seanz4338 5 років тому +958

    you should go on forged in fire with a legendary custom fleshlight

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 років тому +32

      Just put a butterknife in the pussy but superglue it in for functionality

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 років тому +19

      It weel fock

    • @jayshmeezusdagreatest
      @jayshmeezusdagreatest 5 років тому +35

      this comment was so ahead of its time

    • @2spooky2play66
      @2spooky2play66 5 років тому +7

      Sean z Forged in Fleshlight.

  • @whiskeyclones7161
    @whiskeyclones7161 5 років тому +245

    1:10 I love every time charlie does that faux-anger “get out. who do you think you are? is this a joke to you?!” It’s my favorite thing about these

  •  5 років тому +881

    I watched one not long back and the dude was like "I'm confident mine will pass all the tests"
    First test: *Breaks on the first hate*

    • @Schytheron
      @Schytheron 5 років тому +209

      "Breaks on the first hate"
      "You're a stupid piece of shit worthless blade and you're probably adopted!"
      Blade: *breaks*

    • @Usitkov
      @Usitkov 5 років тому +24

      @@Schytheron you sir made my day

    • @kelrezo1
      @kelrezo1 5 років тому +2

      @@Schytheron Fare Thee Well Sides

  • @bigpurpleflower2185
    @bigpurpleflower2185 5 років тому +335

    "Taken Down by a Two Inch Rope"
    A porno featuring our boy Charlie.

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 4 роки тому +182

    1:08 I love that he just goes silent and lets the metal clang on the ground.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 роки тому

      yes this is indeed what we call a dramatic reaction

  • @the_rapture_is_coming
    @the_rapture_is_coming 5 років тому +503

    6:30
    “Look at the wiggliness, its like an uncooked noodle.”
    Huh?

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 5 років тому +72

      I don't think he understands the criticality of the wiggly blade.

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 4 роки тому +11

      @KingtoaGod Ah. Wait holy crap this was 6 months ago?

    • @eatmypanart
      @eatmypanart 4 роки тому +6

      @KingtoaGod now one month ago, happy commentday my guys!

    • @VeNoMziV
      @VeNoMziV 4 роки тому

      He meant the cow

    • @c_money8771
      @c_money8771 4 роки тому +1

      uncooked noodles are hard tho so

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 5 років тому +90

    I've been watching this show on-off regularly w/ my dad, and I've never actually seen any of the episodes where a blade fails so catastrophically that it just falls in two.

  • @CallsignReach
    @CallsignReach 3 роки тому +55

    These dudes are like “I’m gonna take five chops at the heart of this dying star” and are shocked when it breaks the swords

  • @possiblepuzzles8137
    @possiblepuzzles8137 5 років тому +117

    I absolutely love how he accidentally let his interest seep through when the swords malfunction 😆 . Such a fantastic show

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda 5 років тому +9

      possible puzzles I know right, he’s like “what is this absolute shit” then goes right to full Darth Vader “NOOOOOOO”

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 5 років тому +362

    Me: **spends two hours slaying a dragon in skyrim**
    Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking sword lmao

    • @highlander6573
      @highlander6573 4 роки тому +6

      Do you just play Charlie’s videos to act as white noise while you play Skyrim?

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 роки тому +5

      Me: *spends two hours slaying a bandit in fallout*
      Charlie in the background: What a weak fucking gun lmao

    • @seulgisz
      @seulgisz Рік тому +1

      @@highlander6573yeah and i listen to his videos when i study too LMAOOO

  • @fuav66777j
    @fuav66777j 3 роки тому +63

    Imagine if when the judges said “surrender your weapon” the contestant just said no and ran away.

  • @marketplierr
    @marketplierr 5 років тому +894

    But could they cut through vasily's slap?

    • @sleepplease9021
      @sleepplease9021 5 років тому +110

      You can't cut through a mountain.

    • @aintnowaybruh
      @aintnowaybruh 5 років тому +112

      the odds of that happening is $1.02

    • @ragingcanadian9526
      @ragingcanadian9526 5 років тому +34

      you have better odds wrestling a bear

    • @sleepplease9021
      @sleepplease9021 5 років тому +41

      @@ragingcanadian9526 the only difference is a bear might show mercy and let you live.

    • @Tomohran
      @Tomohran 5 років тому +50

      Vasily could go on this show and just use his bare hand to pass all the tests

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 років тому +673

    Watching people's blades fail gives me satisfaction in a maniacal way

    • @f.b.lagent1113
      @f.b.lagent1113 5 років тому +21

      I ejaculate to most failures

    • @n3xus978
      @n3xus978 5 років тому +53

      @@f.b.lagent1113 so to your yourself?

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 5 років тому +6

      @Sightless_Seeker doesn't have the perk that allows him to upgrade an enchanted sword

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 5 років тому

      It's the lack of those dagger crafting skills us pros have! 800 daggers and going!

    • @xanderschwartz9864
      @xanderschwartz9864 5 років тому

      Snapmare I think that’s sadism, but fact check me on that

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 роки тому +311

    As funny as Charlie is, I'm not sure he understands how knives work. For a knife to cut straight through that many apples and not just knock them over it would have to be extremely sharp

    • @deejones0071
      @deejones0071 3 роки тому +107

      Charlie's a YT millionaire and only buys the highest quality Walmart knives. He doesn't relate to the dull blades we peasant folk have to deal with

    • @Flameytastic
      @Flameytastic 3 роки тому +17

      @@deejones0071 amazing response to this bullshit can’t take a joke comment
      Made me laugh

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 2 роки тому +3

      I could probably do that with a butter spreader if I tried real hard

    • @zer0545
      @zer0545 2 роки тому +4

      @@Flameytastic I’m sure they can take a joke, they’re just stating a fact lol

    • @Flameytastic
      @Flameytastic 2 роки тому +1

      @@zer0545 true but Charlie most likely did not actually think it’s be able to cute through every apple lol

  • @t-bonetyrell4621
    @t-bonetyrell4621 5 років тому +277

    “He cut though a hotdog”
    “Oh that’s a rope”

  • @dominicm8420
    @dominicm8420 5 років тому +330

    Forged in fire is actually a good show

    • @bananasthestuffuneed7830
      @bananasthestuffuneed7830 5 років тому +20

      That my good sir is correct.

    • @Jonny-xq5cb
      @Jonny-xq5cb 5 років тому +23

      Its aleast macho which is a rare find on tv these days

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 років тому +5

      SJGsmooth this was hilarious.

    • @bepisbann982
      @bepisbann982 5 років тому +3

      N-word Surfer not homophobia big boy

    • @dominicm8420
      @dominicm8420 5 років тому +1

      How did a statement about a tv show turn into this

  • @leroybrown5726
    @leroybrown5726 5 років тому +116

    1:08The actual emotions running through this man's head are amazing

  • @harakirikiss6128
    @harakirikiss6128 5 років тому +54

    I love how he stopped mid sentence when the blade broke and scolded the guy like a highschool teacher.

  • @unclefungus2829
    @unclefungus2829 5 років тому +243

    To be fair, they get much less time than it normally takes to make a blade.
    .....It's still pretty funny, though.

    • @apexshinbi638
      @apexshinbi638 5 років тому +13

      One Rad Bird not mention that half of them don’t understand how to maintain momentum in a strike

    • @MrAntonny195
      @MrAntonny195 5 років тому +10

      Just imagine forging a complete knife in 6 damn hours. Every single one of those who managed to pull it off deserve praise.

  • @SadFrxg
    @SadFrxg 4 роки тому +32

    “I made it tough enough to chop through Vietnam brushes if need be...wars not over Nealson” BRUH THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLING

  • @picklethebird1324
    @picklethebird1324 5 років тому +372

    I like to tell dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 5 років тому +35

    I love this show and now I feel like I just need to watch it all with Charlie's commentary.

    • @andreasummers6996
      @andreasummers6996 4 роки тому

      Welp. To bad they took all the episodes off youtube.. yes I'm angry wanna fight about it lol.. family Guy anyone?

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 3 роки тому +109

    You should host your own version of this called “swords: weebs vs hillbillies” but have a hillbilly weeb who feels conflicted about what team he’s on. I’d watch at least 20 episodes of that!

    • @marsmurderer9868
      @marsmurderer9868 3 роки тому +12

      At the end of the first season he decides he'll be on his own team, and season 2 follows him single handedly going up against the two other teams

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 3 роки тому

      @@marsmurderer9868 Yeah! I know a couple Hillbilly Weebs I can send in for casting.

    • @hazenroller-olson7065
      @hazenroller-olson7065 2 роки тому +1

      Congratulations you just made me laugh hard enough to wake up my dog across the room 😄

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 роки тому +2

      @@hazenroller-olson7065 I have a cousin named Gadour (pronounced gator) who’s a hillbilly weeb and would almost certainly compete in this, and probably place if I’m honest. He has a tattoo of his Waifu holding American and Japanese flags like a racing flag girl. He’s wild and needs a reality show for sure!

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 5 років тому +175

    No blade is superior to Flex Tape!
    With the power of Flex Tape, you can even cut a boat in half!

  • @poopahskoopahh8563
    @poopahskoopahh8563 5 років тому +255

    “He’s just walking around like the terminator” lmfaaooo I dides

    • @peterrobins9977
      @peterrobins9977 4 роки тому +13

      Dides

    • @coltonp107
      @coltonp107 4 роки тому +6

      @@peterrobins9977 dides

    • @bin1251
      @bin1251 4 роки тому +4

      Dides is actually a word and the comment still kind of makes sense.

    • @delo2283
      @delo2283 4 роки тому +2

      Colton Pozniak Dides

    • @eatman8602
      @eatman8602 4 роки тому +2

      did you just dides

  • @HALOASSASSIN24
    @HALOASSASSIN24 5 років тому +33

    2:37 I can't tell if this guy looks more like a GTA Online character, or a Splatoon character.

  • @SabsWithR
    @SabsWithR 5 років тому +92

    I love it when that guy says
    "Your blade, will *KEEEL* "

    • @klj2382
      @klj2382 5 років тому +1

      I want to KEEEL him. It might take a while but you can kill somebody with a butter knife.

  • @SHROOMMANG
    @SHROOMMANG 5 років тому +58

    7:08
    Tom: I know with this things going to cut ...I’m ready
    (Thing almost kills somebody)

    • @tomlenid699
      @tomlenid699 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah it was gonna cut him on half

  • @3li3lite42
    @3li3lite42 4 роки тому +25

    I love how serious he seems at 1:12
    "Get the f*** out here!"
    "Is this a joke to you?"

  • @bigchili5952
    @bigchili5952 5 років тому +97

    tom was so sad when his blade broke
    ily tom

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 5 років тому +69

    When they were both holding their blades at the end their, I thought “you will bow use your blades to fight to the death in gladiatorial combat.”

  • @IlKRONIXZlI
    @IlKRONIXZlI 3 роки тому +12

    5:04 Charlie, my 65 year old grandpa is a genius in anything involving electric and video games

  • @overtimeworker59
    @overtimeworker59 5 років тому +347

    Day 27 of asking Charlie to put the shrek movie onto the moist meter

    • @wheatleyscience9
      @wheatleyscience9 5 років тому +33

      the odds of this working is $1.02

    • @randomnode3549
      @randomnode3549 5 років тому +1

      I would like to bump this comment a step further into existence

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 5 років тому +7

      While I hate these comments I think it is safe to say Charlie would give Shrek atleast 95%

    • @obamasbestfriend3931
      @obamasbestfriend3931 5 років тому +4

      I upvoted to 68. I guide others to a treasure I can't possess

    • @overtimeworker59
      @overtimeworker59 5 років тому

      Void Haus no

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +137

    Why are my recommendations after this video a bunch of old movies?

    • @NiaTheMilkTank
      @NiaTheMilkTank 5 років тому +2

      Recommendations are based on viewing habits. That means at some point you watched something relating to a old movie.

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 років тому +1

      Nero 12345543210 not true

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому

      Nero 12345543210 it recommends me moviesfor certain videos

    • @NiaTheMilkTank
      @NiaTheMilkTank 5 років тому +6

      @@SavonSays believe it or not but that's how recommendations work, it only takes one video for it to recommend tons.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +1

      happens to me sometimes, it'll just recommend full movies. Usually B movies, animated knock off trash. I feel like youtube's calling me out in some way

  • @thomasmadden9840
    @thomasmadden9840 4 роки тому +19

    I want to see a person bring the edge of glory on the show.

  • @TheLewor1
    @TheLewor1 5 років тому +82

    You're like the mystery science theater 3000 of random youtube videos

  • @motivusthesage
    @motivusthesage 5 років тому +88

    Isn't Doug a Filipino Silat expert with a Karambit? That man is basically Killer Bean with a knife

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 5 років тому +5

      Im pretty sure he's an air force veteran

    • @motivusthesage
      @motivusthesage 5 років тому +3

      @@kennyrgb2700 I've watched some of his Karambit Silat videos and those shits are wild af

  • @jonasb2047
    @jonasb2047 4 роки тому +84

    "This guy read a mean comment on Reddit" Looool I'm dead

  • @escalatorcancer1278
    @escalatorcancer1278 5 років тому +61

    If that there katana was double edged his dam arm would be gone

  • @phyzarel1845
    @phyzarel1845 5 років тому +7

    I think we can all agree that although he has a vocabulary of a veteran sailor his content is wholesome and we appreciate him ☺️👌🏽

  • @rango962
    @rango962 3 роки тому +18

    A sword being "wiggly isn't really bad" it means the sowrd won't bend. A katan doesn't flex so it bends stays bend a longsword bends and goes back

  • @LorenzoLame80085
    @LorenzoLame80085 5 років тому +22

    The best blade is the one capable of cutting Charlie's hair

  • @Danof
    @Danof 5 років тому +9

    cant wait for charlie to be on this series next season

  • @edboy3644
    @edboy3644 4 роки тому +7

    4:13 "How dumb do you feel? You just got beat by a fucking rope."
    Outlaws form the 1800's want to know your location.

  • @johnroe3915
    @johnroe3915 5 років тому +12

    That was so adorable when he got concerned about Doug.

  • @quackaliciousdefinition2745
    @quackaliciousdefinition2745 5 років тому +10

    This is the first time I’ve seen this show but I already trust Doug with my life

  • @eddie6549
    @eddie6549 4 роки тому +11

    This part always gets me 😂😂😂
    5:38

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 років тому +15

    3:34
    "You must slash through the strongest material, fleshlight armor."

  • @sourysandvich4301
    @sourysandvich4301 4 роки тому +11

    That old man just sharped his knife with the edge of glory.

  • @SS-iu1re
    @SS-iu1re 4 роки тому +35

    “Like an uncooked noodle” noodles are hard before they’re cooked my guy

  • @sivander8740
    @sivander8740 5 років тому +24

    Penguinz0: I don’t play games I haven’t played games since... I was a child
    Everyone else: *Press X to doubt*

  • @rollye4857
    @rollye4857 5 років тому +11

    "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 3 роки тому +8

    Tom: "It will cut."
    The swords: *bent and piece broke off*

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 5 років тому +11

    I imagine that Tom forgot to make his sword and on the morning it was due he was desperately searching every antique shop and consignment store for something passable.

  • @telthio4003
    @telthio4003 5 років тому +33

    Peggy: I told my readers to mix ammonia and bleach
    Hank: It...
    will kill

  • @emersonkelly9654
    @emersonkelly9654 3 роки тому +5

    Charlies videos are an interesting medium between wanting to hear the show and then realizing your in a reaction video.

  • @chepless2785
    @chepless2785 5 років тому +8

    I can't believe they invited Tyler1 to annihilate some ropes and crates.

  • @missingdev0948
    @missingdev0948 5 років тому +16

    The difficulty in making these knifes is the 3 hour time limit

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 5 років тому +3

      Ramsay would require them to be ready in 15 minutes and then complain that they taste like shit

  • @ununius7436
    @ununius7436 3 роки тому +9

    3:48
    So funny hahaha like the terminator

  • @turtlebomb4418
    @turtlebomb4418 5 років тому +29

    Did he just say "i dont see how you can possibly fail this" to chopping into a metal bar on a barrel? Wtf

  • @sabbathofsin
    @sabbathofsin 5 років тому +126

    Looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?

    • @BadgerScrub
      @BadgerScrub 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 5 років тому +3

      what ya buying?

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 5 років тому +2

      I'll buy it at a high price

    • @christopheralvarado4544
      @christopheralvarado4544 5 років тому +6

      Mans steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 років тому +4

      Got some good pieces out here, if you're looking to buy. More inside.

  • @caseyjones600
    @caseyjones600 5 років тому +145

    What are the odds that one of their blades are gonna break?
    I’d say $1.02

    • @FroggieInAHoodie
      @FroggieInAHoodie 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @willdebest432
      @willdebest432 5 років тому +2

      How long is this trend from the 2nd video about that old game who made fun of gamers gonna continue its been going for like 2 weeks

    • @Coitus_Cream
      @Coitus_Cream 5 років тому

      @@willdebest432 i second that , its so redundent and memes nowadays dont age so well because of such acts

    • @nutskok5394
      @nutskok5394 5 років тому

      The now now, great album

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 5 років тому +8

    *I could UNIRONICALLY* see myself watching this for real for some reason

    • @kingofcamolot3690
      @kingofcamolot3690 5 років тому +7

      It's an interesting show

    • @faisfaizal5194
      @faisfaizal5194 5 років тому

      I'd watch it just to see different kinds of blades that exist.

  • @BjotSingh07
    @BjotSingh07 2 роки тому +2

    Even though it broke, I am proud that Tom's blade, the khanda, was on the show. The khanda is of great symbolism to Sikhs, the 5th largest religion in the world. It's not everyday you see your relatively obscure culture show up on TV.

  • @hughmungus3384
    @hughmungus3384 5 років тому +8

    I like the episode where that one guy says he’s gonna “cut these hams”.

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +8

    I just got out the shower, and I gotta say, *im feelin saucy*

  • @MidnightClad8
    @MidnightClad8 5 років тому +2

    That whole segment plus commentary from 2:36 - 4:18 was legit pure gold

  • @Terminally_Radical
    @Terminally_Radical 5 років тому +10

    1:08
    "Yeah i think the celtic- *Anime gasp*"

  • @twanhams9199
    @twanhams9199 5 років тому +11

    2:30 me and my little brother back in the days when we found sticks on the ground

    • @reubenrozeyt5716
      @reubenrozeyt5716 10 місяців тому

      Dude that rang so true with me😂😂😂

  • @afluffyboi4093
    @afluffyboi4093 4 роки тому +43

    Old man makes a sword capable of slicing buildings
    Also old man: how do i check my email

  • @IChewAppleSauce
    @IChewAppleSauce 4 роки тому +12

    when tom's blade got bent, I thought of a cartoon *BOING* sound.

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 4 роки тому +5

    Every time I watch this video “I made it tough enough to chop through Viet-nam” gets me

  • @chrissydecker6793
    @chrissydecker6793 2 роки тому

    Appreciate art/tools and the making of it. It's so satisfying to watch. Maybe when you're older Charlie, you'll understand and respect that

  • @MimikYou
    @MimikYou 3 роки тому +3

    The bit at 5:48 is so underrated

  • @JustMe-yf8fk
    @JustMe-yf8fk 4 роки тому +25

    7:20 "It Will No Longer Cut