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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2019
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  • @lukakaps9548
    @lukakaps9548 4 роки тому +13039

    "its Not even Real Metal, its aluminium"
    Kemist

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 4 роки тому +931

      Aluminium is a virgin metal. Not a Chad metal like steel.

    • @alexdavis1235
      @alexdavis1235 3 роки тому +44

      Luka Kaps khemmis

    • @shashankk1670
      @shashankk1670 3 роки тому +298

      @@yanfei7782 steel is an alloy not a metal

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 роки тому +568

      @@shashankk1670 That just proves that it's so much of a chad metal that it's not even considered a metal.

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 3 роки тому +51

      @@shashankk1670 steel is a metal alloy.

  • @thekrusad3r290
    @thekrusad3r290 3 роки тому +8497

    "I dont think any blade could fail this test"
    The next blade: **fails**

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 3 роки тому +5

      What do I say.. theres no comments

    • @KatsuisCooking
      @KatsuisCooking 3 роки тому +4

      Damn

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 2 роки тому +12

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.

    • @alecxander9573
      @alecxander9573 2 роки тому +43

      @@poweroftruth9258 shut

    • @ShiffonChiffon
      @ShiffonChiffon 2 роки тому +9

      @UCMIPW739LlzCEIXGvVP2uFQ shut the fuck up man don't use jesus name in a fucking penguinz0 comment section its a fucking knife video for fucks sake

  • @helenwrong6363
    @helenwrong6363 3 роки тому +7867

    I like how this video is able to piss off every medieval enthusiast

    • @CM-NightDK
      @CM-NightDK 3 роки тому +557

      My ears are bleeding just from hearing his comments about gambisons and cloth as a armor.

    • @Olype
      @Olype 3 роки тому +15

      Cool pfp

    • @somethingunusualhere4328
      @somethingunusualhere4328 3 роки тому +89

      @@CM-NightDK same. it actually hurts.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +43

      @@CM-NightDK lol i came here looking for a comment like this.

    • @salso4361
      @salso4361 3 роки тому +2

      Hmmmm

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump 3 роки тому +6543

    Charlie's knowledge with swords and armor is like a kid in highschool that walked into the wrong class but too embarrassed to leave so he pretends he knows what the teacher is talking about.

    • @evolutionarydeadend6812
      @evolutionarydeadend6812 2 роки тому +455

      To be fair, he is the same with many other subjects as well. I'm sure it's at least partly due to the nature of his work, requiring him to talk often. About anything. With absolute confidence.

    • @saab35draken39
      @saab35draken39 2 роки тому +235

      Yeah thats why its so funny he says the most random thing with absolute confidence

    • @frostbitepokin9520
      @frostbitepokin9520 2 роки тому +83

      With that power, he can join any conversation

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 2 роки тому +29

      @@frostbitepokin9520 Ah yes, thinking youre right with confidence is more important than actually being right. I see I see.

    • @frostbitepokin9520
      @frostbitepokin9520 2 роки тому +32

      @@paddington1670 don’t see your point but ok.

  • @rooski1191
    @rooski1191 4 роки тому +19467

    "I don't think anyone would ever wear that armor." *Literally looking at the most common armor in history.*

    • @gekoultima6668
      @gekoultima6668 4 роки тому +1608

      ah yes
      gambeson, the most common and useful armour during the middle ages

    • @trashrat3204
      @trashrat3204 4 роки тому +536

      A fan of shad?

    • @rooski1191
      @rooski1191 4 роки тому +125

      @@trashrat3204 Eeeeeh, he's okay.

    • @trashrat3204
      @trashrat3204 4 роки тому +219

      @@rooski1191 hes a huge supporter of gambersons.

    • @germainwithag7142
      @germainwithag7142 4 роки тому +220

      As soon as I heard them say what type of armor is that like bro that is a gambison like it's a gambison like how do you not know what a

  • @nickelakon5369
    @nickelakon5369 4 роки тому +8883

    "Who would wear this armor?"
    *Angry shadiversity noises*

  • @camronjimenez12
    @camronjimenez12 3 роки тому +960

    "Is it even possible to fail this test?"
    F O R E S H A D O W I N G

    • @cezaryw.9570
      @cezaryw.9570 2 роки тому

      Nice profile!

    • @Damisoka
      @Damisoka 2 роки тому

      Yes I agree, did you draw that 2b?

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 3 роки тому +2763

    "That blade is raw"
    -gordon ramsay cousin

    • @ExtraLargeWindow
      @ExtraLargeWindow 3 роки тому +19

      imposter

    • @nikudayo7927
      @nikudayo7927 3 роки тому +2

      Vote him out

    • @Morty143
      @Morty143 3 роки тому +20

      No need
      Coming one month later and finding I wrote this comment makes me want to throw myself out the ship

    • @ExtraLargeWindow
      @ExtraLargeWindow 3 роки тому

      @@Morty143 nice

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 2 роки тому

      Bro you really tried twice just for upvotes. Super sad and worrying. You’re like that Advacado dude

  • @ministercarbs1070
    @ministercarbs1070 5 років тому +3199

    This is what goes down in the Minecraft Blacksmith houses

  • @ev3nstar
    @ev3nstar 5 років тому +4478

    ''But overall....i think your weapo-''
    *video cuts off*
    cmon...

  • @sierrastuff7209
    @sierrastuff7209 3 роки тому +163

    Fun fact, the judge with the cool mustache, David Baker, actually makes all of the examples of historic weaponry!

  • @skiiman534
    @skiiman534 5 років тому +5686

    Their blades would stand no chance at cutting through Charlie with full body fleshlight power armor

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 5 років тому +6

      Skiiman yes

    • @OttomanZC
      @OttomanZC 5 років тому +73

      Oh give them a chance. Of course you chose the most impregnable sort of armor -_-

    • @elite625
      @elite625 5 років тому +40

      The odds of that are $1.02

    • @OttomanZC
      @OttomanZC 5 років тому +9

      @@elite625 How tf you know this fast

    • @Tomohran
      @Tomohran 5 років тому +2

      To be fair, nothing can get through that armor

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 5 років тому +3699

    “I was tasked with making a knife, so instead I made this small vase”
    My sides are obliterated xD

  • @tristanmcguire4820
    @tristanmcguire4820 2 роки тому +435

    Guy: “Alright gentleman, it’s time for the strength test”
    Charlie: “And for that, you’re gonna have to bench press me”
    LMAO this caught me off guard

    • @cameronyeats7262
      @cameronyeats7262 2 роки тому +30

      "You will put one hand on my asscheek and the other on the upper back," that caught me off guard.

  • @kkblockk
    @kkblockk 3 роки тому +268

    “They are attacking the Persona 5 Crew” Well I never saw that one coming

    • @goos1883
      @goos1883 3 роки тому +1

      I fucking hate you

    • @C3H5N3O9
      @C3H5N3O9 3 роки тому +1

      I've been plagued with that song never leaving my head now

    • @i8somepoopoo328
      @i8somepoopoo328 3 роки тому

      Wow even in comment form you butchered the way the line was delivered

  • @realhumanbean7915
    @realhumanbean7915 5 років тому +2044

    1:24 that was the most anime thing I’ve seen in non-anime media

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 5 років тому +456

      Best part is there was no way they had a slowmo camera pointed at the random bit of ground the blade landed. That means you're watching a shot where someone tossed it towards the wall with their hands after the test and pretended.

    • @kruppcorp2359
      @kruppcorp2359 5 років тому +16

      @@EDoyl entire show is fake :c

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 5 років тому +110

      That moment where the nice guy nobody had suspected suddenly turns out to be the main baddie and breaks protagonist's sword and spine in half with his thumb.

    • @edgarmorales9950
      @edgarmorales9950 5 років тому +83

      @@EDoyl I'm just imagining that the blacksmith as he's devastated that his sword got broken, the director comes in and is like "WAIT! I know how to make this better! Brenda, get the slowmo camera and throw the broken blade at the wall. It will make our show more DRAMATIC!" And the blacksmith feels just feels like he's dying on the inside and he starts crying.

    • @gigagilga.beats5
      @gigagilga.beats5 5 років тому +8

      @@EDoyl in the first shot it wasnt even going for the wall

  • @horvathbenedek3596
    @horvathbenedek3596 5 років тому +3634

    >I don't think anyone would wear that armor
    >literally a quilted gambesson used for hundreds of years

    • @UhOhUmm
      @UhOhUmm 5 років тому +404

      Yeah, it's probably the most widely used type of armor during those times.

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 5 років тому +178

      Not everybody had good plate armor back then.

    • @s3njiro901
      @s3njiro901 5 років тому +50

      Not everyone is a history nerd

    • @alexbrunton5127
      @alexbrunton5127 5 років тому +480

      @@s3njiro901 hokly shit omg hes owned you really got him nice one buddy well done pal

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 5 років тому +190

      I smell many diplomas from shadiversity

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 3 роки тому +52

    I like how he describes what people he wants to see on the show and it can be narrowed down to *dwarves*

  • @gamespace6856
    @gamespace6856 3 роки тому +200

    "you need a sharp edge to cut through them" "no you don't, I'll just use scissors" -smooth brain man 2019

  • @stro2749
    @stro2749 5 років тому +8284

    What are the odds of these weapons being actually good
    $1.02

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j 5 років тому +32

      They literally are testing them?

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog 5 років тому +138

      @@user-uv2cp1qd1j woosh

    • @dhairya8238
      @dhairya8238 5 років тому +72

      @@user-uv2cp1qd1j woosh

    • @muneebrana4022
      @muneebrana4022 5 років тому +4

      GG

    • @dhairya8238
      @dhairya8238 5 років тому +21

      Yep, THIS was recommended to me right after watching THAT

  • @jasonsalmanowitz2424
    @jasonsalmanowitz2424 4 роки тому +5808

    "I'd love to see these master blacksmiths make something" that's a new show they have now! Forged in Fire: Beat the Judges

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +268

      I looked it up and it's real, probably saw Critikal's video lmao.

    • @Ccthomas-ks1hn
      @Ccthomas-ks1hn 3 роки тому +167

      Ya that'd be pretty interesting. Pretty sure they are all pretty bonafide blacksmiths, outside of Doug I think he's just a blade instructor

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 3 роки тому +319

      @@Ccthomas-ks1hn One is a Mastersmith, one is someone who specializes in historical recreations, one is a two time champion of Forged in Fire. The host and kill tester are the only people who don't have smithing experience.

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 3 роки тому +11

      @@cordyceps182 kill tester?

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 3 роки тому +157

      @@Zack-fu4lo Doug, the guy who tests the weapons against animal carcasses and ballistic dummies.

  • @maximusdingus8545
    @maximusdingus8545 2 роки тому +129

    3:35
    "What's up John, it certainly couldn't be worse than the last o-"
    *arrow fucking DEMOLISHES the glass panes*
    *Stunned silence followed by a golf clap*

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 2 роки тому +79

    What is with these punishments for losing?
    "We killed your family"
    "We're going to stab you in the chest"
    "Ben, you're going to jail"

  • @huntersafford6670
    @huntersafford6670 5 років тому +2056

    While you forged your blade I studied the fleshlight.

    • @kingly456
      @kingly456 5 років тому +34

      @Caffeinated Wizard As a weeb I can confirm that God and anime is on his side

    • @huntersafford6670
      @huntersafford6670 5 років тому +2

      @Caffeinated Wizard God and anime are the same thing and yes they're on my side.

    • @kingly456
      @kingly456 5 років тому

      @Caffeinated Wizard In the Holy Trinity there's only 3 Gods. Shrek, Ricardo Milos, and Keanu Reeves. While Lord Tachanka isn't part of the Holy Trinity he is the leader of all archangels

    • @kingly456
      @kingly456 5 років тому

      @Caffeinated Wizard Fool! I do not wish to partake in worshiping false Gods for there is only 3 true Gods and let's not forgot our lord and savior Lord Tachanka who commands all the Angels

    • @kingly456
      @kingly456 5 років тому

      @Caffeinated Wizard How adorable, to think that others are this inclined to believe in their own God. Remember, there will be only 3 Gods and those 3 Gods alone

  • @Stinkyhead679
    @Stinkyhead679 4 роки тому +920

    "He can still relay information to the enemy"
    Charlie he's decapitated, the only information he can relay is his cause of death

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd 3 роки тому +70

      A scout not returning still tells information by the fact they didn't return.

    • @tamiromero6987
      @tamiromero6987 2 роки тому +5

      @@azathoththe3rd lawgik

    • @tamiromero6987
      @tamiromero6987 2 роки тому +5

      I mean, the top time a human head has remained conciousness after beheading is approx. 20 sec

    • @FlyingPenguin196
      @FlyingPenguin196 2 роки тому +16

      @@tamiromero6987 Still won’t do anything, try talking when you don’t have any lungs or vocal cords anymore.

    • @stuflu8380
      @stuflu8380 2 роки тому +9

      Holy shit the joke went so far over your heads it’s in the goddamn stratosphere

  • @nunyabidnez529
    @nunyabidnez529 2 роки тому +19

    "Your weapon...will kill"
    Is my dad's favorite line from that show
    (He doesn't really like the show anyways)
    He looked at me and goes,
    "Yeah pretty much anything with a sharp point or edge will kill....and pretty much anything else if wielded properly"

    • @unknownincognito2425
      @unknownincognito2425 Рік тому +4

      When you think about it, almost anything can kill as long as you have the intention of doing so.

  • @jacksondickerson6873
    @jacksondickerson6873 2 роки тому +12

    2:11 most insane collab ever, colonial sanders and Trevor Phillips but with long blonde hair and a beard

  • @HeironFlex
    @HeironFlex 5 років тому +2929

    "I don't think anyone would wear that armor"
    Gambeson: *am I a joke to you*

    • @willianlussin8981
      @willianlussin8981 5 років тому +174

      - the most stabilshed armor from the medieval times, one that can hold basicly all minor weapons and a few bows and the Second layer after all plate armours
      - i don think anyone would ever wear that
      HE EVEN PLAYED KINGDOM COME AND IN THAT GAME EVERYONE USES A FUCKING GAMBERSON

    • @someonefromtheinternet0960
      @someonefromtheinternet0960 5 років тому +36

      @@willianlussin8981 *gambeson, it was there to mostly under armor, to amortise blows from blunt weapons and if the outer armor did fuck up, you still had a thicc ass canvas/wool suit underneath. it's often so thicc cutting through it is a pain in the ass

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 5 років тому +72

      Yeah, I had to stop the video for a bit when he said that. Thing was *everyone* wore that shit. If you were a peasant and couldn’t afford good armor, you wore a gambeson. If you were a noble, you wore the gambeson under your armor. Its use also goes back to antiquity.

    • @HeironFlex
      @HeironFlex 5 років тому +37

      @@someonefromtheinternet0960 it acted as primary armor for the majority of people as armies were mostly levies for a long time, only the uppers could afford chainmail and the richest could afford plate

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 4 роки тому +1

      Someone from the internet 0 gambison*

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 5 років тому +2254

    "That's not even real metal - that's alluminum"
    My glasses just pushed themselves up.

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 5 років тому +12

      Lol, I thought the same thing..

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 років тому +25

      The only thing aluminium is good for is coating steel when you’re out of zinc

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 років тому +13

      Aluminium would be the worst metal of lithium didn’t exist, a metal so shitty it’s barley classed as a metal.

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 років тому +19

      And what happens to a car when it hits a wall, it crumples, what happens when steel hits a wall, the wall breaks, steel is far superior.

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 років тому +21

      We’re arguing over what metal is better, everyone involved is a dumbass for wasting time measuring our metal dicks on here.

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 3 роки тому +16

    "I don't think anyone would wear that armor"
    Almost every low class warrior in the middle ages: 👁️👄👁️

  • @sharkyman7276
    @sharkyman7276 2 роки тому +6

    "I was tasked with making a knife, so instead I made this small vase."

  • @ficoh634
    @ficoh634 5 років тому +961

    Doug's catch phrases:
    "it weel keel"
    "it will not keel :("
    "it weel cut"
    "it will not cut :("

  • @zootershooters5831
    @zootershooters5831 4 роки тому +3211

    Charlie:Who would ever wear that armor
    Medieval armor experts: I’m about to end this mans entire career

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 4 роки тому +27

      I was going to say for fencing tournaments but another fair point

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 3 роки тому +26

      It's literally one of the most common armours

    • @apen8440
      @apen8440 3 роки тому +13

      Phhhhphh you can't even craft it in minecraft

    • @PeterGriffin-kb2hf
      @PeterGriffin-kb2hf 3 роки тому +2

      bruh who would wear that in this modern day lol

    • @diontheweirdo
      @diontheweirdo 3 роки тому +49

      @@PeterGriffin-kb2hf who would carry swords around to attack people in this modern day lol

  • @PurpleBassThumb
    @PurpleBassThumb 3 роки тому +8

    "If hipster Santa Claus can't break it, it's not worth the time" that killed me 😂😂😭😭

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 2 роки тому +24

    6:40 That armor is actually one of the most common types in medieval times. It was often the bottom layer of a fully armored knight and was the single best type of armor if you were only going to wear one layer (strength, cost, mobility) so many people only wore it for their armor

  • @ih8kids264
    @ih8kids264 5 років тому +2195

    "Oh it's SwaggerSouls on a stick!"

    • @lintycord1024
      @lintycord1024 4 роки тому +64

      They killed his family and put their heads on sticks

    • @lazylime8046
      @lazylime8046 4 роки тому +15

      Too bad Swagger is a horrible person :/

    • @anisnej10
      @anisnej10 4 роки тому +25

      LazyLime yup. Met him before he had a youtube on csgo. He was a pathetic self absorbed prick. Told everyone to shut up when he spoke.

    • @aresgodofwar0422
      @aresgodofwar0422 4 роки тому +2

      @@anisnej10 me too :)

    • @chuxmecha6513
      @chuxmecha6513 4 роки тому +3

      @@lazylime8046 How is he horrible?

  • @Chris-dh3vi
    @Chris-dh3vi 5 років тому +715

    This is one of my favorite shows. Definitely in the top $1.02 bracket for me

  • @ThatGuy-rl5rq
    @ThatGuy-rl5rq 3 роки тому +8

    “Well he had Jesus Christ on his team” aged like a fine wine.

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 3 роки тому +6

    "it's not even real metal, it's alluminum" - Penguinz0 2019

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 5 років тому +776

    "who would use this armor?" Literally everyone from that time period.

    • @SarudeDanstorm
      @SarudeDanstorm 5 років тому +27

      I know he was just joking but it kinda annoyed me how he seems ignorant about gambeson

    • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
      @miniaturelabyrinth7765 5 років тому +35

      @@SarudeDanstorm not sure he was actually joking.

    • @4f52
      @4f52 5 років тому +6

      His comments aren't the brightest, neither his video editing...

    • @haydenhembree7015
      @haydenhembree7015 4 роки тому +3

      Lol fucking nerd

    • @alienklein
      @alienklein 4 роки тому +1

      he was joking

  • @cookiecutter6735
    @cookiecutter6735 5 років тому +325

    Blades snapping in two is the equivalent of sending yourself to Gulag in this series.

    • @paulschlacter4181
      @paulschlacter4181 5 років тому +14

      It's like serving raw food to Gordon on Master Chef

    • @kcufeht5795
      @kcufeht5795 5 років тому +1

      Will they cut the as seen on tv "pretty tough" glasses though?

  • @angel89775
    @angel89775 2 роки тому +8

    at 4:00, he mentions that he would like to see the judges make something. well there is an entire season of forged in fire where the contestants face off against judges, its pretty cool. would definitely recommend

  • @yelloblankie
    @yelloblankie 2 роки тому +2

    Hey charlie, just wanted to say ive been feeling pretty down lately and your videos always make me laugh so thanks for your quality content!

  • @jacklowe74
    @jacklowe74 5 років тому +503

    *”That blade is RAW”*
    -penguinz0

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 5 років тому +376

    "Who would ever wear armor like that?"
    *Sweats in hema*

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 5 років тому +30

      Mahogany doughnut epic gamer Charlie never heard of a *GAMBESON?* smh my head

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 5 років тому +9

      Kinography 1994 he probably doesnt get the comcept of edge alignment

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 3 роки тому +6

    5:30: Linnen, the most used protective material used almost everywhere in the middle ages.
    Charlie: "i could cut it with a pair of scissors.

  • @Plindsey919
    @Plindsey919 2 роки тому +6

    Charlie: Who would ever wear that armor
    The medieval enthusiasts: and so I took that very personally

  • @bluepaintmental1725
    @bluepaintmental1725 5 років тому +1757

    honestly, this show is pretty fucking good
    chances of me watching it:
    $1.02/10

    • @chernoboogaloo
      @chernoboogaloo 5 років тому +20

      you heathen, it's ODDS

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 5 років тому +21

      What is this $1.02 meme?

    • @chernoboogaloo
      @chernoboogaloo 5 років тому +51

      @@hughquigley5337 In a previous video, Charlie was criticizing someone who said something along the lines of "The odd of ___ happening: $1.02" I can't remember very much about it but the video is "Australian Facebook Is Mad At Me"

    • @chernoboogaloo
      @chernoboogaloo 5 років тому +10

      @@hughquigley5337 ua-cam.com/video/ZNY3gfHY7l8/v-deo.html

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 5 років тому +1

      @@chernoboogaloo Thanks for linking the video and for explaining! I had a good laugh.

  • @psemek8000
    @psemek8000 5 років тому +715

    Charlie clearly has no idea what gambeson/padded armor is.

    • @xGhostKidx9
      @xGhostKidx9 5 років тому +259

      Charlie's reactions are usually him reacting to shit he doesn't understand and his ignorant comments are hilarious.
      For example, that time he didn't understand that there was a $1.02 chance that he was a 30 year old living in his parents house.

    • @TestTubetheUnicorn
      @TestTubetheUnicorn 5 років тому +133

      In all fairness, if that was a real, well made gambeson, there's small chance those blades would cut it like they did.

    • @psemek8000
      @psemek8000 5 років тому +38

      @@TestTubetheUnicorn True. A semi sharp curved or extremly sharp blade of other reasonable shape would be needed to cut through one of the thicker basic combat ones. Although the ones used under armors or possibly not so heavy civilian versions for everyday use (excluding the ones used in winters I guess) could perhaps be cut with blades of poorer quality. But even the best padded armor provides almost none protection against sharpened thrusting instruments.

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 5 років тому +32

      @@TestTubetheUnicorn Blades can cut though gambesons but they have to be razor sharp.
      Or just stab.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 років тому +28

      Well, he said aluminium is not a metal...

  • @crazy_ant0074
    @crazy_ant0074 3 роки тому +9

    4:16 yes... you win critical

  • @samuelsmith7708
    @samuelsmith7708 3 роки тому +1

    The way he can just come up with hilarious things to say off the bat is so good

  • @lukek.5773
    @lukek.5773 5 років тому +395

    6:45
    uhhh crit, that's gambison, it was like the most common form of armor, it's actually better at stopping blades than most leathers of the era

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 5 років тому +64

      And the "gambeson" they used in the show looks a lot weaker than other reproductions.

    • @VictorKane115
      @VictorKane115 5 років тому +12

      @@nahuelmat Just like the swords they were testing.

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 5 років тому +6

      @@VictorKane115 Granted

    • @lukek.5773
      @lukek.5773 5 років тому +8

      @Caffeinated Wizard not necessarily, in era gambeson would have held up better but only because in era blades weren't as sharp. anyone with a modern whetstone can get a blade sharp enough to cut through.

    • @boredphysicist
      @boredphysicist 5 років тому +11

      Thats not gambeson. Gambeson looks the same when you cut it because it is layers. That is a pillow in the shape and style of gambeson.

  • @Pactastic042
    @Pactastic042 5 років тому +694

    What are the odds of one of these blades having a micro fracture?
    $1.02

    • @nuclear_pigeons8762
      @nuclear_pigeons8762 5 років тому +13

      I fucking wheezed at that lmao

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 5 років тому +3

      I don't get it

    • @Larry-rk1op
      @Larry-rk1op 5 років тому +14

      @@dreadfulman5191 last vid reference

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 5 років тому +1

      @@Larry-rk1op aah I see. Thanks

    • @KjSome1
      @KjSome1 5 років тому +1

      @@Larry-rk1op Goddamn it Larry it's supposed to be an inside joke

  • @civilsuperior
    @civilsuperior 2 роки тому +4

    I’d love to see Charlie as a judge here, when someone’s blade breaks he straight up is like “we’ve killed your family”

  • @FordFocusSTGanG
    @FordFocusSTGanG 3 роки тому

    Damn still my favorite UA-camr you crazy how you still keep it real after so long. Stay real forever bruh

  • @ProTobigen
    @ProTobigen 5 років тому +803

    I actually enjoy forged in fire. There are some genuinely good blades made. They dont all suck.

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 5 років тому +91

      Yea, Charlie was reviewing the disasters and shitting on the blacksmiths.
      The show itself he didn't saying anything about.

    • @daleschnieders9751
      @daleschnieders9751 5 років тому

      A show where they make blades? Hahahahahahaha

    • @Auzerath037
      @Auzerath037 5 років тому +28

      Dale Schnieders yeah me and my dad we’re watching it and it’s actually really entertaining, they show you them making it, where they make it and how like what they use to make whatever weapon it may be, then they test it out. It’s a really good show, you should watch it

    • @ianian14ify
      @ianian14ify 5 років тому +7

      same, i thoroughly enjoy this show

    • @sagegreeby2861
      @sagegreeby2861 5 років тому +12

      if you watch the streams he watches these all the time and loves them these are just some highlights

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge 4 роки тому +1513

    2:53 ? Elijah Wood? Holy Crap!

  • @leprechaunsteve8930
    @leprechaunsteve8930 3 роки тому +5

    One time watching forged in fire a contestant said if he won he’d buy a toilet because he was building his house off the grid and had no sewage.

  • @ToddSocks
    @ToddSocks 3 роки тому +6

    For a bunch of knife experts you’d think they would realise that cutting a brick before cutting straps is definitely the wrong order

    • @louisg7147
      @louisg7147 3 роки тому

      a good knife would be still sharp after it

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 5 років тому +445

    "in other words, that blade is raw"
    the worst part is your technically not wrong

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 5 років тому +4

      sounds like an alternate Gordon Ramsey

    • @baileyschroeder1967
      @baileyschroeder1967 5 років тому +1

      A raw infusion is not a good idea at Doug's Soul Level

    • @chaseblackstone8749
      @chaseblackstone8749 5 років тому +1

      Bailey Schroeder would the sharp be better? I assume heavy wouldn’t work because he is not a big man of strength, but then i doubt he is very dexterous either. If I were him id go with quality

    • @baileyschroeder1967
      @baileyschroeder1967 5 років тому +1

      @@chaseblackstone8749 Personally, since Doug has a good amount of Int for his Soul Level and a lot of Faith in his abilities, he should go for a Chaos infusion

  • @Lord_Lambert
    @Lord_Lambert 5 років тому +367

    "I dont think anyone would wear that armour"
    That armour is called a Gambeson, and it was strong enough to stop an arrow so... yeah no, it's actually pretty good :P

    • @LoathingWalrus
      @LoathingWalrus 5 років тому +27

      In many instances a Gambeson is more protective than leather and studded armors.

    • @baysideplace9194
      @baysideplace9194 5 років тому +36

      The gambeson shown here is too thin for what I'm assuming is meant to be crusader armor, given that helm they were wailing on. And someone in their full armor also wore a mail shirt over the gambeson. With a good mail shirt and good gambeson you were not cutting through easily or quickly with a single handed weapon.

    • @Trollingtonsrus
      @Trollingtonsrus 5 років тому +6

      Gambesons were also worn with chainmail in order to soften the impact of blows and slashes.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 років тому +7

      Well, maybe not THAT gambeson.

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 5 років тому +18

      @@baysideplace9194 You are right. There are two problems with thst gambesson.
      1) It's too thin.
      2) It's stuffed/quilted, instead of having many layers of fabric. This means that between the front and back layer there is industrial textile waste material straight out of a shredder. That doesn't have the consistency of say, 12 layers of woven fabric.

  • @nothingness1263
    @nothingness1263 3 роки тому +20

    No one:
    Everyone: commenting about Charlie’s comment on medieval armor

  • @calvinlucien
    @calvinlucien 2 роки тому +1

    Charlie’s commentary is what keeps me going through the day

  • @Cutesticles
    @Cutesticles 5 років тому +132

    Tony's knife is so good it doesn't work in this universe, he clearly forged that blade to be used in the 4th dimension

    • @lucaseggl9271
      @lucaseggl9271 Рік тому

      Tony is my uncle. no joke it was cool on thanksgiving a few years ago to see a business card like thing that stated he was on forged in fire and what episode

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 5 років тому +256

    "This man is about to disappear into the future."
    Goddamn you're funny.

  • @scout1233
    @scout1233 2 роки тому +3

    we need more Forged in FIre videos from Charles. They're very entertaining

  • @imisstherage5682
    @imisstherage5682 3 роки тому +5

    My dad actually watches this show all the time

  • @rezaph1349
    @rezaph1349 5 років тому +207

    *Liams sword breaks*
    Charlie: Liam ur going to jail

    • @phantomhunter7985
      @phantomhunter7985 5 років тому +1

      Ik that! I just saw the video like you.

    • @laysone346
      @laysone346 5 років тому

      te te haha I *also* watched the video!

  • @olmogiovannini822
    @olmogiovannini822 5 років тому +60

    I mean Killer Bean would have done everything with his bare hands.

  • @acs7991
    @acs7991 3 роки тому +2

    I love how he's giving Masterchef Judgements in between

  • @revenant849
    @revenant849 2 роки тому +1

    Tony and Matt can make blades so powerful they cut through space and time, but this time. It wasn't so

  • @lilneftrappin
    @lilneftrappin 5 років тому +267

    While they studied the blade, I studied and perfected my _fleshlight forging abilities..._

    • @infamousshinkicker6924
      @infamousshinkicker6924 5 років тому +1

      I on the other hand, studied my own curwed sword.

    • @riffmcdude9830
      @riffmcdude9830 5 років тому

      So a few days ago I decided to search up "fleshlight" on UA-cam ( I didn't know what it was then) and I saw some weird shit.

    • @gunnerr8476
      @gunnerr8476 5 років тому

      @@riffmcdude9830
      Yes, I hope you're questioning your sanity after looked that up haha

  • @Jooglesberry
    @Jooglesberry 5 років тому +207

    "who would ever wear gambeson" - critikal

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 років тому +1

      Name one person that wears this in this century on the battlefield

    • @luxarembrin5717
      @luxarembrin5717 5 років тому +25

      @@onno3573 they're making swords not guns you walnut

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 років тому

      @@luxarembrin5717 i never said they were making guns but ok

    • @luxarembrin5717
      @luxarembrin5717 5 років тому +12

      @@onno3573 if we were still using swords then we would wear gambesons

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 років тому +6

      @@luxarembrin5717 ok me esta stupido

  • @dmitrypetrov2436
    @dmitrypetrov2436 Рік тому +1

    This is probably the funniest video I've seen on his chanel, if not on UA-cam. I absolutely lost it when he said "you will bench-press me"

  • @squirtle8060
    @squirtle8060 2 роки тому +3

    Good thing his blade does 50% magika damage since it won't cut a pillow case.

  • @incognito607
    @incognito607 5 років тому +145

    “Who would wear armor like that?”
    *Shadiversity wants to know your location*

  • @arcadian3090
    @arcadian3090 5 років тому +366

    I actually genuinely like this show, I've seen all of the episodes.

    • @justinespen9137
      @justinespen9137 5 років тому +19

      Im going to have to look it up. The commentary over the show was annoying in this regard

    • @christiaanboshoff5281
      @christiaanboshoff5281 5 років тому +9

      I discovered this the other week and binge watched it. Honestly it is cringey, but very enjoyable. I highly recommended watching it.

    • @chocoman45
      @chocoman45 5 років тому +8

      @@christiaanboshoff5281 I like it because its one of the few shows that brings blacksmithing in the forefront.

    • @kensword73
      @kensword73 5 років тому

      Christiaan Boshoff cringey how so?

    • @kensword73
      @kensword73 5 років тому +1

      Iceboat what?

  • @CaseyTheWeirdo583
    @CaseyTheWeirdo583 2 роки тому +2

    2:50 Frodo Baggins - the shire’s finest blacksmith.

  • @CausticSalsa
    @CausticSalsa Рік тому +1

    Just watched Charlie's ranking medieval weapons on a tier list video and thought "dang, wish he had more stuff along these lines. That was funny as heck." AND HERE WE ARE. hahaha boutta binge these let's go.

  • @sketep1117
    @sketep1117 4 роки тому +70

    "Why would anyone wear that armour" *shows one of the most widespread types of armours*

  • @KittyPieVibes
    @KittyPieVibes 5 років тому +226

    3:40
    "It certainly couldn't be worse than the last-"
    o: 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @tximistarissole
      @tximistarissole 4 роки тому +9

      excellent work John 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @finessekid7530
      @finessekid7530 4 роки тому +3

      tximista : rissole redemption 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @SkeloDevil601
      @SkeloDevil601 4 роки тому +2

      GjevalinTime thats whats happens when you put a brick on a stick

    • @tago_t2226
      @tago_t2226 4 роки тому +1

      "I can do that and im not even a blacksmith"

  • @maiqtheliar2465
    @maiqtheliar2465 3 роки тому +3

    "I don't think anyone would ever wear that armor"
    *Angry Kingdom Come Deliverance noises*

  • @mjgoesbonkers6932
    @mjgoesbonkers6932 3 роки тому +1

    This man could watch paint dry and his commentary would still be better than most professionals

  • @asparagoose8992
    @asparagoose8992 4 роки тому +377

    Did this dude just smash a sword into bricks and expect it to be fine?

    • @the86thhokage93
      @the86thhokage93 3 роки тому +85

      Yes because most professional blades should be extremely durable

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +43

      @@the86thhokage93 *Bricks.*

    • @the86thhokage93
      @the86thhokage93 3 роки тому +26

      @@Concerned_Custodian yes

    • @jacobmawyer6057
      @jacobmawyer6057 3 роки тому +40

      It's to test who made the more durable blade and if it still remained sharp.

    • @the86thhokage93
      @the86thhokage93 3 роки тому +21

      @@jacobmawyer6057 yes sirr

  • @SliverSaurus
    @SliverSaurus 5 років тому +1352

    3:38
    'What's up John Francis? It certainly couldn't be worse than the la--'
    *crash*
    **clapping**

    • @paralobe
      @paralobe 5 років тому +30

      Yes someone else found this funny aswell that was so good

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 4 роки тому +4

      That wasn't hand clapping.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 3 роки тому +8

      The face he made too.

    • @crowsoftheriver
      @crowsoftheriver 3 роки тому

      If i was deaf i would praise you but im not

    • @vidarrhere3236
      @vidarrhere3236 3 роки тому +2

      The funny thing is i went to college with JF, and he was SUPER embarrassed about this and all the guys in our household ragged on him for it when he came around

  • @tylerstrickler5848
    @tylerstrickler5848 3 роки тому

    I saw my dad watching this a few years back and I forgot it for the longest time until I saw this

  • @Owen-hd1gy
    @Owen-hd1gy 3 роки тому

    This is one of my favourite videos on UA-cam lmao

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +178

    The Village and Pillage update looks great.

  • @TheLargestProstateInTheWest
    @TheLargestProstateInTheWest 4 роки тому +847

    "That's not even real metal. That's aluminium"
    Charlie, god dammit, aluminium is a metal! You're supposed to be a man of science!

    • @Reploidx9
      @Reploidx9 4 роки тому +53

      Aluminium aint no metal. It's a wannabe.

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 4 роки тому +7

      Reploidx9 Aluminum is a metal look at the periodic table of elements but aluminum is a very weak metal.

    • @TheKingofLimbo
      @TheKingofLimbo 4 роки тому +57

      @@Koyomix86 Very week? Aluminum is seven days long???

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 4 роки тому +2

      Saltlord thanks I didn’t notice that

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 4 роки тому +8

      I mean aluminum is kinda shit for any weaponry propose let alone food even. Ever have a aluminum pot that hasn't broken after a year or even heard of an aluminium knife? I sure a shit haven't

  • @omeganugget2395
    @omeganugget2395 3 роки тому

    Well damn, pops into my recommended and it’s still good

  • @snakeking5009
    @snakeking5009 3 роки тому +2

    3:40 the change in expression is great, I love this guy

  • @elprimo3041
    @elprimo3041 5 років тому +63

    "We've killed your family" "Do you even have hair on the palm of your hands?" 😂😂

  • @totalmusicbeats1929
    @totalmusicbeats1929 5 років тому +78

    Most of the people in this video have never bagged a coleman in ‘86 and snags 100 BT. The chances that they have is
    $1.02

  • @bubba_swag5258
    @bubba_swag5258 3 роки тому +3

    “That’s not even real metal, that’s aluminum”

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 роки тому +2

    "I dont think anyone would ever wear that armor" *talking about a gambeson probably the single most used type of armor all through history*

  • @zakd2124
    @zakd2124 5 років тому +268

    6:30 but... it's Gambeson. Not annoyed at Charlie or anything, just sad that Gambeson never gets the recognition it deserves.

    • @xGhostKidx9
      @xGhostKidx9 5 років тому +11

      You act as if a piece of armor desires recognition, is it a fucking protagonist of an underdog movie or some shit?

    • @hanzolos1852
      @hanzolos1852 5 років тому +1

      Fuck gamberson. Leather armor all the way. Why have to stitch your armor back up like some hag with pestilence when you can just buy a new leather vest when you knick your first?

    • @hyperpixl1716
      @hyperpixl1716 5 років тому +44

      It is a shame since gambeson was widely used

    • @PipMan1101
      @PipMan1101 5 років тому +82

      @@hanzolos1852 Leather armor is Hollywood bullshit

    • @maksymilianogromny3456
      @maksymilianogromny3456 5 років тому +53

      @@hanzolos1852 leathers shit

  • @javartist4031
    @javartist4031 4 роки тому +54

    3:42- “It certainly couldn’t be worse than the last o-“, *applauds*

  • @user-wl4ls7lv7g
    @user-wl4ls7lv7g 2 роки тому

    The comedic timing for charlie's comments in this video is absolutely flawless

  • @demondeity9816
    @demondeity9816 Рік тому +2

    The fabric armor that the blades were cutting is called gambeson and it was the most common type of armor in the medieval times.
    It's made from multiple layers of thick fabric and offered good protection for the wearer even if they couldn't afford chain or plate.
    The reason why they got slashed so easily is probably because the blades are either impressively sharp or the coat wasn't thick enough or didn't have enough layers.

  • @remy6978
    @remy6978 3 роки тому +550

    the helmet one really got me mad. armor was so impenetrable that some men would DIE from exhaustion. The whole point of fighting someone who had armor was to disorient and knock down your opponent, where you then wrestle on the ground to drive a knife or sword tip through the weak points and bends in the armor

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 роки тому +152

      Yeah, I'm fairly sure bending in part of that helmet with the blade basically means the person wearing it is having a bad fucking day.
      "i dOn'T liKE tHiS hANdlE"

    • @peterjessen1984
      @peterjessen1984 3 роки тому +11

      boo hoo bitch

    • @zsDUGGZ
      @zsDUGGZ 3 роки тому +131

      The point was to test durability not if it was going to cut

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 3 роки тому +36

      @@Mr-Trox if it's properly padded? Not really. The helmet is doing its job and if you went after a guy in plate with this, you're lucky if you got a single hit. This test, at most, checks if the blade will break, using glorified props to achieve it.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 роки тому +9

      @@EgorKaskader from how it feels in the show its like they expect to have a blade cut through the armour