The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.
Charlie's knowledge with swords and armor is like a kid in highschool that walked into the wrong class but too embarrassed to leave so he pretends he knows what the teacher is talking about.
To be fair, he is the same with many other subjects as well. I'm sure it's at least partly due to the nature of his work, requiring him to talk often. About anything. With absolute confidence.
@@Ccthomas-ks1hn One is a Mastersmith, one is someone who specializes in historical recreations, one is a two time champion of Forged in Fire. The host and kill tester are the only people who don't have smithing experience.
Best part is there was no way they had a slowmo camera pointed at the random bit of ground the blade landed. That means you're watching a shot where someone tossed it towards the wall with their hands after the test and pretended.
That moment where the nice guy nobody had suspected suddenly turns out to be the main baddie and breaks protagonist's sword and spine in half with his thumb.
@@EDoyl I'm just imagining that the blacksmith as he's devastated that his sword got broken, the director comes in and is like "WAIT! I know how to make this better! Brenda, get the slowmo camera and throw the broken blade at the wall. It will make our show more DRAMATIC!" And the blacksmith feels just feels like he's dying on the inside and he starts crying.
- the most stabilshed armor from the medieval times, one that can hold basicly all minor weapons and a few bows and the Second layer after all plate armours - i don think anyone would ever wear that HE EVEN PLAYED KINGDOM COME AND IN THAT GAME EVERYONE USES A FUCKING GAMBERSON
@@Will_jetz *gambeson, it was there to mostly under armor, to amortise blows from blunt weapons and if the outer armor did fuck up, you still had a thicc ass canvas/wool suit underneath. it's often so thicc cutting through it is a pain in the ass
Yeah, I had to stop the video for a bit when he said that. Thing was *everyone* wore that shit. If you were a peasant and couldn’t afford good armor, you wore a gambeson. If you were a noble, you wore the gambeson under your armor. Its use also goes back to antiquity.
@@someonefromtheinternet0960 it acted as primary armor for the majority of people as armies were mostly levies for a long time, only the uppers could afford chainmail and the richest could afford plate
@Caffeinated Wizard In the Holy Trinity there's only 3 Gods. Shrek, Ricardo Milos, and Keanu Reeves. While Lord Tachanka isn't part of the Holy Trinity he is the leader of all archangels
@Caffeinated Wizard Fool! I do not wish to partake in worshiping false Gods for there is only 3 true Gods and let's not forgot our lord and savior Lord Tachanka who commands all the Angels
@Caffeinated Wizard How adorable, to think that others are this inclined to believe in their own God. Remember, there will be only 3 Gods and those 3 Gods alone
3:35 "What's up John, it certainly couldn't be worse than the last o-" *arrow fucking DEMOLISHES the glass panes* *Stunned silence followed by a golf clap*
@@hughquigley5337 In a previous video, Charlie was criticizing someone who said something along the lines of "The odd of ___ happening: $1.02" I can't remember very much about it but the video is "Australian Facebook Is Mad At Me"
@Caffeinated Wizard not necessarily, in era gambeson would have held up better but only because in era blades weren't as sharp. anyone with a modern whetstone can get a blade sharp enough to cut through.
Tony is my uncle. no joke it was cool on thanksgiving a few years ago to see a business card like thing that stated he was on forged in fire and what episode
"I dont think anyone would wear that armour" That armour is called a Gambeson, and it was strong enough to stop an arrow so... yeah no, it's actually pretty good :P
The gambeson shown here is too thin for what I'm assuming is meant to be crusader armor, given that helm they were wailing on. And someone in their full armor also wore a mail shirt over the gambeson. With a good mail shirt and good gambeson you were not cutting through easily or quickly with a single handed weapon.
@@baysideplace9194 You are right. There are two problems with thst gambesson. 1) It's too thin. 2) It's stuffed/quilted, instead of having many layers of fabric. This means that between the front and back layer there is industrial textile waste material straight out of a shredder. That doesn't have the consistency of say, 12 layers of woven fabric.
Bailey Schroeder would the sharp be better? I assume heavy wouldn’t work because he is not a big man of strength, but then i doubt he is very dexterous either. If I were him id go with quality
@@chaseblackstone8749 Personally, since Doug has a good amount of Int for his Soul Level and a lot of Faith in his abilities, he should go for a Chaos infusion
Dale Schnieders yeah me and my dad we’re watching it and it’s actually really entertaining, they show you them making it, where they make it and how like what they use to make whatever weapon it may be, then they test it out. It’s a really good show, you should watch it
The funny thing is i went to college with JF, and he was SUPER embarrassed about this and all the guys in our household ragged on him for it when he came around
Charlie's reactions are usually him reacting to shit he doesn't understand and his ignorant comments are hilarious. For example, that time he didn't understand that there was a $1.02 chance that he was a 30 year old living in his parents house.
@@TestTubetheUnicorn True. A semi sharp curved or extremly sharp blade of other reasonable shape would be needed to cut through one of the thicker basic combat ones. Although the ones used under armors or possibly not so heavy civilian versions for everyday use (excluding the ones used in winters I guess) could perhaps be cut with blades of poorer quality. But even the best padded armor provides almost none protection against sharpened thrusting instruments.
"Your weapon...will kill" Is my dad's favorite line from that show (He doesn't really like the show anyways) He looked at me and goes, "Yeah pretty much anything with a sharp point or edge will kill....and pretty much anything else if wielded properly"
Fuck gamberson. Leather armor all the way. Why have to stitch your armor back up like some hag with pestilence when you can just buy a new leather vest when you knick your first?
the helmet one really got me mad. armor was so impenetrable that some men would DIE from exhaustion. The whole point of fighting someone who had armor was to disorient and knock down your opponent, where you then wrestle on the ground to drive a knife or sword tip through the weak points and bends in the armor
Yeah, I'm fairly sure bending in part of that helmet with the blade basically means the person wearing it is having a bad fucking day. "i dOn'T liKE tHiS hANdlE"
@@Mr-Trox if it's properly padded? Not really. The helmet is doing its job and if you went after a guy in plate with this, you're lucky if you got a single hit. This test, at most, checks if the blade will break, using glorified props to achieve it.
at 4:00, he mentions that he would like to see the judges make something. well there is an entire season of forged in fire where the contestants face off against judges, its pretty cool. would definitely recommend
"I guess his blade was designed to go through brick and nothing else" I know that's a roast but it's probably true. Blades that cut through paper and weapons that chop through hard stuff are shaped completely differently, and building one that can do both is a pain in the ass. This leads into your other comment... "What was your strategy Howard if you don't mind enlightening me?" Not breaking/ He describes his blade as having a lot of mass on the backside. This is a profile designed to absorb shock so it won't snap in half
I thought that guy was actually really smart. He made himself a cleaver which might have had an axe for a mother. Based on the dumbass tests I’ve seen these judges use that was probably a good call. They’re always trying to chop logs or bricks or hammering the blade into a nail. I thought he was so clever then suddenly they have a bunch of reasonable tests 😂 poor dude.
@@jotarokujo3603 I always find the judges in these shows laughable too since they strike as if every single weapon is a huge club. And even when they sometimes fuck up their own alignment they blame it on the weapon like dude.. just take another strike lmao. I've seen ppl who train everyday sometimes messing up over and over. Idk why I watch em at times as they piss me off xD
@@jotarokujo3603 Its so painful to watch too when you clearly see the error in them swinging a weapon and messing it up. Not only that.. the fact they're like "Hmmm I'm surprised this weapon didnt hold up that well!" when they strike metal against metal or hits like a rock.. like unless you are lucky your weapon will be damaged when you do that
1:23 that guy suffered a forge fire during the 5 day forging period and his forge burned down due to an oil fire and he managed to make that blade in 1 day overnight
@@SpecialJess2 He also has PTSD from serving in the military and uses smithing to cope. Even though he lost, he still did an amazing job. Felt so bad for the guy.
Actually that armor is called gambeson a type of cloth based armor popularly worn in the medieval period as a light armor alternative to the exceedingly rare leather “armor”
A lot of people are correcting Crit1kals false statement about the gambeson, but is no one gonna talk about how he thinks knives without razor sharp edges are useless? Like come on, some knives are made for chopping (like the cleaver or the kukri), and can be deadly without being sharp, able to easily split metal plate and bone through sheer force, yet cannot cut reinforced cloth. The reason you don't put a sharp edge on a chopping knife, is because that edge will chip way easier than a knife that is dull. Then, some knives are made without any edge at all, made only to stab with. These things fucking kill. If you're not wearing armour or a helmet, a sharp knife is gonna be pretty intimidating as they can go through gambeson and clothes easily, however, they cannot easily go through bone, so as long as you keep your stomach protected (so you don't get disembowled), it might be difficult for the knife wielder to get a fatal blow. If you're wearing armor or not, a direct blow to the head from a chopping knife is gonna be pretty deadly. stabbing knives will pretty much always be deadly, depending on how many times someone is stabbed. Different knives have different uses.
As long as you wear proper padding underneath a full helmet,a knife will not kill you,even a heavy knife made to crush,it will probably give you a concussion,but not directly split your helmet.Medieval helmets were made to withstand blows.They were not made out of mild steel,and if you were from the nobility,your armor would probably be properly tempered.A warhammer or mace will probably be able to kill,but a knife against armor?Most probably no.
I was shaking my head at him saying anything could cut cloth too. being very judgemental for someone who's obviously never worked with blades or cloth! and he questions whether the judges know what they're talking about, lol!
Announcer: You're gonna need a sharp edge to cut through that Charlie: I could get through that with a pair of scissors. Yes, Charlie... the scissors with the sharp edges!
The fabric armor that the blades were cutting is called gambeson and it was the most common type of armor in the medieval times. It's made from multiple layers of thick fabric and offered good protection for the wearer even if they couldn't afford chain or plate. The reason why they got slashed so easily is probably because the blades are either impressively sharp or the coat wasn't thick enough or didn't have enough layers.
i love how history channel has gone from being the history channel to the hitler channel to the alien channel and now to the competition channel with little snippets of history thrown here and there
They had to start saying "it will keal" as an acronym for "keep everyone alive" because I guess they were catching heat for using the word "kill" too much.
Not alone it can't. Gambeson was worn with chainmail and even then people were still shot dead. Crossbows and other bows are more likely to be stopped but 180+ pound longbows will go right through on most occasions.
Kinda doubt that, the longbow was a medieval era equivalent of a 50 cal AMR. That, of course, doesn't mean that gambesson was useless, just that the longbow was an insane weapon.
4:21 “Wow there was no build up, no suspense, no hype, only one of you can be champion it’s JD just get the fuck out of my face John Francis.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:25 they actually threw the tip of the sword down after it fell in order to get the shot. There's no way that the camera man just happened to have a slow motion camera RIGHT where the tip was gonna land
"I don't think anyone would ever wear that armor." *Literally looking at the most common armor in history.*
ah yes
gambeson, the most common and useful armour during the middle ages
A fan of shad?
@@trashrat3204 Eeeeeh, he's okay.
@@rooski1191 hes a huge supporter of gambersons.
As soon as I heard them say what type of armor is that like bro that is a gambison like it's a gambison like how do you not know what a
"its Not even Real Metal, its aluminium"
Kemist
Aluminium is a virgin metal. Not a Chad metal like steel.
Luka Kaps khemmis
@@yanfei7782 steel is an alloy not a metal
@@shashankk1670 That just proves that it's so much of a chad metal that it's not even considered a metal.
@@shashankk1670 steel is a metal alloy.
"I dont think any blade could fail this test"
The next blade: **fails**
What do I say.. theres no comments
Damn
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.
@@poweroftruth9258 shut
@UCMIPW739LlzCEIXGvVP2uFQ shut the fuck up man don't use jesus name in a fucking penguinz0 comment section its a fucking knife video for fucks sake
Charlie's knowledge with swords and armor is like a kid in highschool that walked into the wrong class but too embarrassed to leave so he pretends he knows what the teacher is talking about.
To be fair, he is the same with many other subjects as well. I'm sure it's at least partly due to the nature of his work, requiring him to talk often. About anything. With absolute confidence.
Yeah thats why its so funny he says the most random thing with absolute confidence
With that power, he can join any conversation
@@frostbitepokin9520 Ah yes, thinking youre right with confidence is more important than actually being right. I see I see.
@@paddington1670 don’t see your point but ok.
I like how this video is able to piss off every medieval enthusiast
My ears are bleeding just from hearing his comments about gambisons and cloth as a armor.
Cool pfp
@@CM-NightDK same. it actually hurts.
@@CM-NightDK lol i came here looking for a comment like this.
Hmmmm
This is what goes down in the Minecraft Blacksmith houses
They still getting robbed
Civil Disobedience ADD CHAT
Civil Disobediences k
They dissapear
I robbed them all
“I was tasked with making a knife, so instead I made this small vase”
My sides are obliterated xD
Yo wtf as soon as i saw your comment he said the words lol
X30Sage same
He subverted expectations. He's the Rian Johnson of blacksmiths.
Timid Hobgoblin hahahaha
I choked on my drink
"Is it even possible to fail this test?"
F O R E S H A D O W I N G
Nice profile!
Yes I agree, did you draw that 2b?
Their blades would stand no chance at cutting through Charlie with full body fleshlight power armor
Skiiman yes
Oh give them a chance. Of course you chose the most impregnable sort of armor -_-
The odds of that are $1.02
@@elite625 How tf you know this fast
To be fair, nothing can get through that armor
>I don't think anyone would wear that armor
>literally a quilted gambesson used for hundreds of years
Yeah, it's probably the most widely used type of armor during those times.
Not everybody had good plate armor back then.
Not everyone is a history nerd
@@s3njiro901 hokly shit omg hes owned you really got him nice one buddy well done pal
I smell many diplomas from shadiversity
"I'd love to see these master blacksmiths make something" that's a new show they have now! Forged in Fire: Beat the Judges
I looked it up and it's real, probably saw Critikal's video lmao.
Ya that'd be pretty interesting. Pretty sure they are all pretty bonafide blacksmiths, outside of Doug I think he's just a blade instructor
@@Ccthomas-ks1hn One is a Mastersmith, one is someone who specializes in historical recreations, one is a two time champion of Forged in Fire. The host and kill tester are the only people who don't have smithing experience.
@@cordyceps182 kill tester?
@@Zack-fu4lo Doug, the guy who tests the weapons against animal carcasses and ballistic dummies.
"Its Swaggersouls on a stick"
Introducing, the swaggsicle
@@noahbenton8277 lmao
Stickersouls
@@littlesamu5920 stick her souls?? I barely KNOW her souls
@@Upper_Decky lmao smooth
@@littlesamu5920 thank you I’ll be here all night
1:24 that was the most anime thing I’ve seen in non-anime media
Best part is there was no way they had a slowmo camera pointed at the random bit of ground the blade landed. That means you're watching a shot where someone tossed it towards the wall with their hands after the test and pretended.
@@EDoyl entire show is fake :c
That moment where the nice guy nobody had suspected suddenly turns out to be the main baddie and breaks protagonist's sword and spine in half with his thumb.
@@EDoyl I'm just imagining that the blacksmith as he's devastated that his sword got broken, the director comes in and is like "WAIT! I know how to make this better! Brenda, get the slowmo camera and throw the broken blade at the wall. It will make our show more DRAMATIC!" And the blacksmith feels just feels like he's dying on the inside and he starts crying.
@@EDoyl in the first shot it wasnt even going for the wall
"That's not even real metal - that's alluminum"
My glasses just pushed themselves up.
Lol, I thought the same thing..
The only thing aluminium is good for is coating steel when you’re out of zinc
Aluminium would be the worst metal of lithium didn’t exist, a metal so shitty it’s barley classed as a metal.
And what happens to a car when it hits a wall, it crumples, what happens when steel hits a wall, the wall breaks, steel is far superior.
We’re arguing over what metal is better, everyone involved is a dumbass for wasting time measuring our metal dicks on here.
"Who would wear this armor?"
*Angry shadiversity noises*
XD
Machicolations!!!!
came to the comments for this.
i love shad!
Omigosh I'm creasing
"That blade is raw"
-gordon ramsay cousin
imposter
Vote him out
No need
Coming one month later and finding I wrote this comment makes me want to throw myself out the ship
@@Morty143 nice
Bro you really tried twice just for upvotes. Super sad and worrying. You’re like that Advacado dude
"He can still relay information to the enemy"
Charlie he's decapitated, the only information he can relay is his cause of death
A scout not returning still tells information by the fact they didn't return.
@@azathoththe3rd lawgik
I mean, the top time a human head has remained conciousness after beheading is approx. 20 sec
@@tamiromero6987 Still won’t do anything, try talking when you don’t have any lungs or vocal cords anymore.
Holy shit the joke went so far over your heads it’s in the goddamn stratosphere
"I don't think anyone would wear that armor"
Gambeson: *am I a joke to you*
- the most stabilshed armor from the medieval times, one that can hold basicly all minor weapons and a few bows and the Second layer after all plate armours
- i don think anyone would ever wear that
HE EVEN PLAYED KINGDOM COME AND IN THAT GAME EVERYONE USES A FUCKING GAMBERSON
@@Will_jetz *gambeson, it was there to mostly under armor, to amortise blows from blunt weapons and if the outer armor did fuck up, you still had a thicc ass canvas/wool suit underneath. it's often so thicc cutting through it is a pain in the ass
Yeah, I had to stop the video for a bit when he said that. Thing was *everyone* wore that shit. If you were a peasant and couldn’t afford good armor, you wore a gambeson. If you were a noble, you wore the gambeson under your armor. Its use also goes back to antiquity.
@@someonefromtheinternet0960 it acted as primary armor for the majority of people as armies were mostly levies for a long time, only the uppers could afford chainmail and the richest could afford plate
Someone from the internet 0 gambison*
While you forged your blade I studied the fleshlight.
@Caffeinated Wizard As a weeb I can confirm that God and anime is on his side
@Caffeinated Wizard God and anime are the same thing and yes they're on my side.
@Caffeinated Wizard In the Holy Trinity there's only 3 Gods. Shrek, Ricardo Milos, and Keanu Reeves. While Lord Tachanka isn't part of the Holy Trinity he is the leader of all archangels
@Caffeinated Wizard Fool! I do not wish to partake in worshiping false Gods for there is only 3 true Gods and let's not forgot our lord and savior Lord Tachanka who commands all the Angels
@Caffeinated Wizard How adorable, to think that others are this inclined to believe in their own God. Remember, there will be only 3 Gods and those 3 Gods alone
Guy: “Alright gentleman, it’s time for the strength test”
Charlie: “And for that, you’re gonna have to bench press me”
LMAO this caught me off guard
"You will put one hand on my asscheek and the other on the upper back," that caught me off guard.
Charlie:Who would ever wear that armor
Medieval armor experts: I’m about to end this mans entire career
I was going to say for fencing tournaments but another fair point
It's literally one of the most common armours
Phhhhphh you can't even craft it in minecraft
bruh who would wear that in this modern day lol
@@PeterGriffin-kb2hf who would carry swords around to attack people in this modern day lol
Doug's catch phrases:
"it weel keel"
"it will not keel :("
"it weel cut"
"it will not cut :("
"eet kud keeyhle."
my family and i say that all the time lmao
:(
@Dowhat Iwant "it will peel"
Blades snapping in two is the equivalent of sending yourself to Gulag in this series.
It's like serving raw food to Gordon on Master Chef
Will they cut the as seen on tv "pretty tough" glasses though?
Fun fact, the judge with the cool mustache, David Baker, actually makes all of the examples of historic weaponry!
This is one of my favorite shows. Definitely in the top $1.02 bracket for me
A perfect 5/7
@@PMLT3400 too much water.
HURHURHURHUR
@@AG.Floats this guy gets it
"who would use this armor?" Literally everyone from that time period.
I know he was just joking but it kinda annoyed me how he seems ignorant about gambeson
@@SarudeDanstorm not sure he was actually joking.
His comments aren't the brightest, neither his video editing...
Lol fucking nerd
he was joking
''But overall....i think your weapo-''
*video cuts off*
cmon...
Ryuk239 WILL KILL
"But your handle tho"
Will keel
It will keel
it will succ
“They are attacking the Persona 5 Crew” Well I never saw that one coming
I fucking hate you
I've been plagued with that song never leaving my head now
Wow even in comment form you butchered the way the line was delivered
"Oh it's SwaggerSouls on a stick!"
They killed his family and put their heads on sticks
Too bad Swagger is a horrible person :/
LazyLime yup. Met him before he had a youtube on csgo. He was a pathetic self absorbed prick. Told everyone to shut up when he spoke.
@@anisnej10 me too :)
@@lazylime8046 How is he horrible?
What are the odds of these weapons being actually good
$1.02
They literally are testing them?
@@user-uv2cp1qd1j woosh
@@user-uv2cp1qd1j woosh
GG
Yep, THIS was recommended to me right after watching THAT
*”That blade is RAW”*
-penguinz0
$1.02
$1.02
- Charlie Ramsay
Du du du doo
3:35
"What's up John, it certainly couldn't be worse than the last o-"
*arrow fucking DEMOLISHES the glass panes*
*Stunned silence followed by a golf clap*
honestly, this show is pretty fucking good
chances of me watching it:
$1.02/10
you heathen, it's ODDS
What is this $1.02 meme?
@@hughquigley5337 In a previous video, Charlie was criticizing someone who said something along the lines of "The odd of ___ happening: $1.02" I can't remember very much about it but the video is "Australian Facebook Is Mad At Me"
@@hughquigley5337 ua-cam.com/video/ZNY3gfHY7l8/v-deo.html
@@chernoboogaloo Thanks for linking the video and for explaining! I had a good laugh.
"Who would ever wear armor like that?"
*Sweats in hema*
Mahogany doughnut epic gamer Charlie never heard of a *GAMBESON?* smh my head
Kinography 1994 he probably doesnt get the comcept of edge alignment
6:45
uhhh crit, that's gambison, it was like the most common form of armor, it's actually better at stopping blades than most leathers of the era
And the "gambeson" they used in the show looks a lot weaker than other reproductions.
@@nahuelmat Just like the swords they were testing.
@@VictorKane115 Granted
@Caffeinated Wizard not necessarily, in era gambeson would have held up better but only because in era blades weren't as sharp. anyone with a modern whetstone can get a blade sharp enough to cut through.
Thats not gambeson. Gambeson looks the same when you cut it because it is layers. That is a pillow in the shape and style of gambeson.
"you need a sharp edge to cut through them" "no you don't, I'll just use scissors" -smooth brain man 2019
Tony's knife is so good it doesn't work in this universe, he clearly forged that blade to be used in the 4th dimension
Tony is my uncle. no joke it was cool on thanksgiving a few years ago to see a business card like thing that stated he was on forged in fire and what episode
"I dont think anyone would wear that armour"
That armour is called a Gambeson, and it was strong enough to stop an arrow so... yeah no, it's actually pretty good :P
In many instances a Gambeson is more protective than leather and studded armors.
The gambeson shown here is too thin for what I'm assuming is meant to be crusader armor, given that helm they were wailing on. And someone in their full armor also wore a mail shirt over the gambeson. With a good mail shirt and good gambeson you were not cutting through easily or quickly with a single handed weapon.
Gambesons were also worn with chainmail in order to soften the impact of blows and slashes.
Well, maybe not THAT gambeson.
@@baysideplace9194 You are right. There are two problems with thst gambesson.
1) It's too thin.
2) It's stuffed/quilted, instead of having many layers of fabric. This means that between the front and back layer there is industrial textile waste material straight out of a shredder. That doesn't have the consistency of say, 12 layers of woven fabric.
"in other words, that blade is raw"
the worst part is your technically not wrong
sounds like an alternate Gordon Ramsey
A raw infusion is not a good idea at Doug's Soul Level
Bailey Schroeder would the sharp be better? I assume heavy wouldn’t work because he is not a big man of strength, but then i doubt he is very dexterous either. If I were him id go with quality
@@chaseblackstone8749 Personally, since Doug has a good amount of Int for his Soul Level and a lot of Faith in his abilities, he should go for a Chaos infusion
I like how he describes what people he wants to see on the show and it can be narrowed down to *dwarves*
2:53 ? Elijah Wood? Holy Crap!
???
Maybe
Do you wear wig?
😂
Didnt expect you here hahahahahah
I actually enjoy forged in fire. There are some genuinely good blades made. They dont all suck.
Yea, Charlie was reviewing the disasters and shitting on the blacksmiths.
The show itself he didn't saying anything about.
A show where they make blades? Hahahahahahaha
Dale Schnieders yeah me and my dad we’re watching it and it’s actually really entertaining, they show you them making it, where they make it and how like what they use to make whatever weapon it may be, then they test it out. It’s a really good show, you should watch it
same, i thoroughly enjoy this show
if you watch the streams he watches these all the time and loves them these are just some highlights
While they studied the blade, I studied and perfected my _fleshlight forging abilities..._
I on the other hand, studied my own curwed sword.
So a few days ago I decided to search up "fleshlight" on UA-cam ( I didn't know what it was then) and I saw some weird shit.
@@riffmcdude9830
Yes, I hope you're questioning your sanity after looked that up haha
What is with these punishments for losing?
"We killed your family"
"We're going to stab you in the chest"
"Ben, you're going to jail"
"This man is about to disappear into the future."
Goddamn you're funny.
3:38
'What's up John Francis? It certainly couldn't be worse than the la--'
*crash*
**clapping**
Yes someone else found this funny aswell that was so good
That wasn't hand clapping.
The face he made too.
If i was deaf i would praise you but im not
The funny thing is i went to college with JF, and he was SUPER embarrassed about this and all the guys in our household ragged on him for it when he came around
Charlie clearly has no idea what gambeson/padded armor is.
Charlie's reactions are usually him reacting to shit he doesn't understand and his ignorant comments are hilarious.
For example, that time he didn't understand that there was a $1.02 chance that he was a 30 year old living in his parents house.
In all fairness, if that was a real, well made gambeson, there's small chance those blades would cut it like they did.
@@TestTubetheUnicorn True. A semi sharp curved or extremly sharp blade of other reasonable shape would be needed to cut through one of the thicker basic combat ones. Although the ones used under armors or possibly not so heavy civilian versions for everyday use (excluding the ones used in winters I guess) could perhaps be cut with blades of poorer quality. But even the best padded armor provides almost none protection against sharpened thrusting instruments.
@@TestTubetheUnicorn Blades can cut though gambesons but they have to be razor sharp.
Or just stab.
Well, he said aluminium is not a metal...
"Your weapon...will kill"
Is my dad's favorite line from that show
(He doesn't really like the show anyways)
He looked at me and goes,
"Yeah pretty much anything with a sharp point or edge will kill....and pretty much anything else if wielded properly"
When you think about it, almost anything can kill as long as you have the intention of doing so.
What are the odds of one of these blades having a micro fracture?
$1.02
I fucking wheezed at that lmao
I don't get it
@@dreadfulman5191 last vid reference
@@Larry-rk1op aah I see. Thanks
@@Larry-rk1op Goddamn it Larry it's supposed to be an inside joke
“Who would wear armor like that?”
*Shadiversity wants to know your location*
I actually genuinely like this show, I've seen all of the episodes.
Im going to have to look it up. The commentary over the show was annoying in this regard
I discovered this the other week and binge watched it. Honestly it is cringey, but very enjoyable. I highly recommended watching it.
@@christiaanboshoff5281 I like it because its one of the few shows that brings blacksmithing in the forefront.
Christiaan Boshoff cringey how so?
Iceboat what?
2:11 most insane collab ever, colonial sanders and Trevor Phillips but with long blonde hair and a beard
6:30 but... it's Gambeson. Not annoyed at Charlie or anything, just sad that Gambeson never gets the recognition it deserves.
You act as if a piece of armor desires recognition, is it a fucking protagonist of an underdog movie or some shit?
Fuck gamberson. Leather armor all the way. Why have to stitch your armor back up like some hag with pestilence when you can just buy a new leather vest when you knick your first?
It is a shame since gambeson was widely used
@@hanzolos1852 Leather armor is Hollywood bullshit
@@hanzolos1852 leathers shit
the helmet one really got me mad. armor was so impenetrable that some men would DIE from exhaustion. The whole point of fighting someone who had armor was to disorient and knock down your opponent, where you then wrestle on the ground to drive a knife or sword tip through the weak points and bends in the armor
Yeah, I'm fairly sure bending in part of that helmet with the blade basically means the person wearing it is having a bad fucking day.
"i dOn'T liKE tHiS hANdlE"
boo hoo bitch
The point was to test durability not if it was going to cut
@@Mr-Trox if it's properly padded? Not really. The helmet is doing its job and if you went after a guy in plate with this, you're lucky if you got a single hit. This test, at most, checks if the blade will break, using glorified props to achieve it.
@@EgorKaskader from how it feels in the show its like they expect to have a blade cut through the armour
"Why would anyone wear that armour" *shows one of the most widespread types of armours*
at 4:00, he mentions that he would like to see the judges make something. well there is an entire season of forged in fire where the contestants face off against judges, its pretty cool. would definitely recommend
*Liams sword breaks*
Charlie: Liam ur going to jail
Ik that! I just saw the video like you.
te te haha I *also* watched the video!
I mean Killer Bean would have done everything with his bare hands.
"who would ever wear gambeson" - critikal
Name one person that wears this in this century on the battlefield
@@onno3573 they're making swords not guns you walnut
@@luxarembrin5717 i never said they were making guns but ok
@@onno3573 if we were still using swords then we would wear gambesons
@@luxarembrin5717 ok me esta stupido
"I don't think anyone would wear that armor"
Almost every low class warrior in the middle ages: 👁️👄👁️
The Village and Pillage update looks great.
The new villagers are very interesting you are a man of culture for sure.
It’s so fuckin fun
Did this dude just smash a sword into bricks and expect it to be fine?
Yes because most professional blades should be extremely durable
@@the86thhokage93 *Bricks.*
@@Concerned_Custodian yes
It's to test who made the more durable blade and if it still remained sharp.
@@jacobmawyer6057 yes sirr
3:40
"It certainly couldn't be worse than the last-"
o: 👏👏👏👏👏
excellent work John 👏👏👏👏👏
tximista : rissole redemption 👏👏👏👏👏
GjevalinTime thats whats happens when you put a brick on a stick
"I can do that and im not even a blacksmith"
5:30: Linnen, the most used protective material used almost everywhere in the middle ages.
Charlie: "i could cut it with a pair of scissors.
"I guess his blade was designed to go through brick and nothing else"
I know that's a roast but it's probably true. Blades that cut through paper and weapons that chop through hard stuff are shaped completely differently, and building one that can do both is a pain in the ass.
This leads into your other comment...
"What was your strategy Howard if you don't mind enlightening me?"
Not breaking/ He describes his blade as having a lot of mass on the backside. This is a profile designed to absorb shock so it won't snap in half
I thought that guy was actually really smart. He made himself a cleaver which might have had an axe for a mother.
Based on the dumbass tests I’ve seen these judges use that was probably a good call. They’re always trying to chop logs or bricks or hammering the blade into a nail.
I thought he was so clever then suddenly they have a bunch of reasonable tests 😂 poor dude.
Some people don't understand that knifes aren't just meant to be sharp
@@jotarokujo3603 I always find the judges in these shows laughable too since they strike as if every single weapon is a huge club. And even when they sometimes fuck up their own alignment they blame it on the weapon like dude.. just take another strike lmao. I've seen ppl who train everyday sometimes messing up over and over. Idk why I watch em at times as they piss me off xD
Warg agreed. It’s a painful to watch weebs on a power trip.
@@jotarokujo3603 Its so painful to watch too when you clearly see the error in them swinging a weapon and messing it up.
Not only that.. the fact they're like "Hmmm I'm surprised this weapon didnt hold up that well!" when they strike metal against metal or hits like a rock.. like unless you are lucky your weapon will be damaged when you do that
"I don't think anyone would wear that armor."
That's a gambeson. Literally the single most common type of armor used for thousands of years.
What do u expect from a nincompoop sitting in his basement reacting to ppl making swords
@@viewingdownn u goofy
@Jojo Betzler no joke my dad made his own gambeson and is working on forging some armor. To be fair, he is a giant nerd and a blacksmith lol
@@Silly_Illidan Beo said nincompoop are you a geriatric 65 year old
@@abiolaanimashaun4780 nope. But you sure sound like a 12 year old.
Shouldn't you be at school right now?
1:23 that guy suffered a forge fire during the 5 day forging period and his forge burned down due to an oil fire and he managed to make that blade in 1 day overnight
Wow what a champ he was determined to stay on the show
@@SpecialJess2 He also has PTSD from serving in the military and uses smithing to cope. Even though he lost, he still did an amazing job. Felt so bad for the guy.
One time watching forged in fire a contestant said if he won he’d buy a toilet because he was building his house off the grid and had no sewage.
Most of the people in this video have never bagged a coleman in ‘86 and snags 100 BT. The chances that they have is
$1.02
4:31 Oh it's -swagger souls- _TIME TO RECLAIM JERUSALEM_
*DEUS VULT*
@@TheKiller123ab *TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE!*
*DEUS VULT (2)*
@@allterran7093 *WE SHALL SET SAILS FOR JERUSALEM!*
@@allterran7093 DEUS VULT 10
“Who would wear that armour”
Shadiversity: **violently spits on peasant and leaves to his machicolations**
Averon god of Fire MACHICUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOONS!*
If you’re not going to pronounce it or spell it correct then don’t do it at all.
Andres crespo
you make me sick, you failed to even ask the most basic question
WHAT.ABOUT.DRAGOONNSSZZZ
Actually that armor is called gambeson a type of cloth based armor popularly worn in the medieval period as a light armor alternative to the exceedingly rare leather “armor”
3:42- “It certainly couldn’t be worse than the last o-“, *applauds*
A lot of people are correcting Crit1kals false statement about the gambeson, but is no one gonna talk about how he thinks knives without razor sharp edges are useless? Like come on, some knives are made for chopping (like the cleaver or the kukri), and can be deadly without being sharp, able to easily split metal plate and bone through sheer force, yet cannot cut reinforced cloth.
The reason you don't put a sharp edge on a chopping knife, is because that edge will chip way easier than a knife that is dull.
Then, some knives are made without any edge at all, made only to stab with. These things fucking kill.
If you're not wearing armour or a helmet, a sharp knife is gonna be pretty intimidating as they can go through gambeson and clothes easily, however, they cannot easily go through bone, so as long as you keep your stomach protected (so you don't get disembowled), it might be difficult for the knife wielder to get a fatal blow.
If you're wearing armor or not, a direct blow to the head from a chopping knife is gonna be pretty deadly.
stabbing knives will pretty much always be deadly, depending on how many times someone is stabbed.
Different knives have different uses.
God damn. More should know about this
As long as you wear proper padding underneath a full helmet,a knife will not kill you,even a heavy knife made to crush,it will probably give you a concussion,but not directly split your helmet.Medieval helmets were made to withstand blows.They were not made out of mild steel,and if you were from the nobility,your armor would probably be properly tempered.A warhammer or mace will probably be able to kill,but a knife against armor?Most probably no.
I was shaking my head at him saying anything could cut cloth too. being very judgemental for someone who's obviously never worked with blades or cloth! and he questions whether the judges know what they're talking about, lol!
Ok boomer
Who gives a shit
3:55 one of the judges actually used to be a competitor but became a judge after winning like 3 times
Ben was a competitor too
"I was tasked with making a knife, so instead I made this small vase."
the most common type of medieval armour is a type of cloth armour known as a gambeson
Announcer: You're gonna need a sharp edge to cut through that
Charlie: I could get through that with a pair of scissors.
Yes, Charlie... the scissors with the sharp edges!
Forged in fire is actually a pretty good show
Actually the grain structure of that one showed it was technically over cooked.
The fabric armor that the blades were cutting is called gambeson and it was the most common type of armor in the medieval times.
It's made from multiple layers of thick fabric and offered good protection for the wearer even if they couldn't afford chain or plate.
The reason why they got slashed so easily is probably because the blades are either impressively sharp or the coat wasn't thick enough or didn't have enough layers.
"We've killed your family" "Do you even have hair on the palm of your hands?" 😂😂
“Who would wear that armor?” Bruh, the most layered padded armors can stop arrows on impact; it’s hella underated for it’s protection in those days.
Love it when critical says “your going to jail” when the blade breaks
“Weve killed your family”
"it's not even real metal, it's alluminum" - Penguinz0 2019
4:32 “oh look it’s swaggersouls on a stick” idk why but that killed me
"It's not real metal, it's aluminum"
What
Aluminum is a trash metal
I know, right?
@@pietrotettamanti7239 but hey, at least melting it gets you views.
Right?
7:23
I cant even believe someone edited that clip and said "nope this wont be cringy af"
A lot of these shows do stuff like that ironically. They don't take themselves too seriously.
i love how history channel has gone from being the history channel to the hitler channel to the alien channel and now to the competition channel with little snippets of history thrown here and there
“Oh it’s SwaggerSouls on a stick.” 💀💀💀
*penguinz* Thats not even real metal, that's aluminum.
*aluminum* Am I a joke to you?
did you mean
*ALUMINIUM?*
Fucking tin foil garbage.
@@CrazyDutchguys Did you mean
*ALUMIUM?*
Yes, it was the joke
complains about historical gambeson
takes armor examples from got
THE IRONY
while it is a gambeson it's certainly not a historical one due to having straps rather than having buttons or being tied
OX XY lmao
I see you're on this side of youfloob as well. Sup
THE IRON Y
What does this comment even mean?
“Well he had Jesus Christ on his team” aged like a fine wine.
Broooooo is this when the “it will keel” thing actually becomes a meme?!
There was a guy on the show once who shaved “it will keel” onto his back lmao
Thats the best part of the show
I fucking knew it. Doug was clearly trying very hard to make "It will keel" into a meme, and it looks like he succeeded.
They had to start saying "it will keal" as an acronym for "keep everyone alive" because I guess they were catching heat for using the word "kill" too much.
@@kyleestavio6942 is that true i had no idea
"Who would wear that type of armor?"
That's called gambeson, and it can stop arrows from longbows
Not alone it can't. Gambeson was worn with chainmail and even then people were still shot dead. Crossbows and other bows are more likely to be stopped but 180+ pound longbows will go right through on most occasions.
Kinda doubt that, the longbow was a medieval era equivalent of a 50 cal AMR. That, of course, doesn't mean that gambesson was useless, just that the longbow was an insane weapon.
That’s styled like a gamberson but it’s probably nowhere near as thick as a historically accurate one
Higher quality gambeson from the time could do that, and even then it wasn’t guaranteed. Gambeson kicks all kinds of ass though
4:21
“Wow there was no build up, no suspense, no hype, only one of you can be champion it’s JD just get the fuck out of my face John Francis.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"If hipster Santa Claus can't break it, it's not worth the time" that killed me 😂😂😭😭
1:25 they actually threw the tip of the sword down after it fell in order to get the shot. There's no way that the camera man just happened to have a slow motion camera RIGHT where the tip was gonna land
Yeah
Probably.
Makes for good TV
That was taken from when they tried to throw the tip in the trash and missed
when you said "he can still relay information to the enemy" it was completely accurate to every stealth based game ever.
Cries on Metal Gear Solid
7:23 _What it feels like When your mom actually gets you that plastic sword from the Halloween store_
Polish Filipino ok...
Tanga
holy hell, going back just 5 years and look at Charlie's hair. my how time has been good to you