@aturchomicz821 I appreciate you trying to speak out about stuff, but this is actually continuing a long running bit of jerma being dead They said 50 years old because it's in the tittle of the game he's playing
Jerma really made sure to check all the boxes on this rare retirement stream, it's got beatboxing, food podcast and aliens not understanding basic technology.
@@Mr.Doodlebob Those leaks were false; just as we only saw a handful of Jermas before the 985th model, the next Jerma released to the public will hundreds, if not thousands, of iterations higher
Imagine 2000 years from now the biggest controversy for the Super Mario religion is that someone uncovered "blasphemous media" and its just Hotel Mario
When jerma occasionally come back like that chat has to put on a performance like little jesters to entertain him or he could get angry and disappear forever
The stream was pretty chill until Jerma started rambling about Mario becoming a Greek god thousands of years into the future. Eventually, he let loose the fact that he doesn't know how Microwaves work. He actually thinks that electromagnetic micro-waves are the same as atomic gamma rays. 29:22
jerma thinks his video will last 10,000 years while worrying that the knowledge that Capn Crunch is a fictional character will be lost to future generations
when jerma starts talking about how insane basic given things of daily life are, like crystals, or starts talking about aliens, that’s how you know he’s too tired to talk about the actual game he’s playing and I like those rants
@ Maybe it was the way I worded it, but yeah, Jerma’s chat is always pretty bad. This stream’s chat was considerably worse than streams earlier this year. It definitely could just be me or the circumstances, but it felt particularly bad
Theres nothing that compares to him starting a beatboxing bit and then looking down at the video preview and seeing that its the same screen for 3 minutes
Jerma speaks about the future thousands of years from now with such confidence that it almost makes me think he’s a time traveller and hiding it very poorly
dear elbertson family, the nursing home is returning grandpa jerma to you effective immediately on account of his rapid onset beatboxing mania. this simply cannot endure.
The Beethoven’s 5th sounds insanely accurate to actual remixes of that song lol, even if every other beatbox he does sounds NOTHING like the actual songs. Wtf even was Hurt and Highway to Hell?
i watched this outside my local library for hours until the cold hours of the night. it was a 20 minute walk home but i refused to miss a single second. i have raynauds so my hands and feet were completely numb but i stayed for jerma
It's 2022. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2023. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2024. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2025-
Jerma's turning 50? Damn didn't know he was that old, I guess time sure does fly by but how wonderful for his 50th birthday he plays multiple games as he loved the 70 thousand games game.
Hi, I couldn't find any other place Jerma seems active on social media to say this or where someone who is in contact with him (such as an editor) could communicate this to him. I have a hunch about what may be the reason Jerma is sick as I have had almost all of his same exact symptoms before. When I was 19 I started to feel horrible fatigue, horrible body aches, neck tightness and pain, and head pressure that caused severe headaches. It felt like my head was imploding and I also heard a strange high-pitched buzz in my right ear with every heartbeat. I was debilitated and mostly relegated to resting. I did not have diarrhea but the other symptoms I had Jerma is also currently experiencing. It took a really long time to diagnose me, and eventually I was officially diagnosed with Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (Lupus). The catalyst for that was that my dad's cousin was an opthamologist at the time and my dad told him what I was experiencing. My dad's cousin then suggested I have an appointment with him and get my eyes checked as you can actually see evidence of many diseases in the eye. What he saw was a bowing-out of my optic nerves, a symptom of increased cerebro spinal fluid pressure (intracranial hypertension). My dad's cousin immediately found a neurologist for me who asked me to go to the emergency room as intracranial hypertension typically is evidence of Meningitis, and prolonged pressure on the optic nerve causes blindness! I went to the ER and met with the neurologist soon after seeing my dad's cousin, and I got a spinal tap (very uncomfortable but very much needed). Normal spinal fluid has 0-5 white blood cells per whatever measurement they use, my spinal fluid test showed I had 100 white blood cells. This indicated infection, meaning Meningitis. I was admitted and put into a quarantine room. After several more tests during my stay, it was found I had no infection (yet still had the high white blood cell count). This was evidence of an autoimmune response- my own body attacking my brain and causing the buildup of excess spinal fluid. I still wasn't diagnosed properly for a while because unfortunately US doctors care little to explain the atypical and tend to follow "standard" procedure, that is to say they are not open-minded as to looking for explanations you wouldn't find in a lot of medical literature to fit patient symptoms. I went to a Rheumatologist and he told me my symptoms were due to my weight. I was devastated as this made no sense, and the doctor declined to even test me for any diseases (he unfortunately was a geezer who was about to retire). However, I had already been seeing a neurologist at UCSF medical center who was fairly young and he could not diagnose me either. I felt helpless and suffered greatly. By mere fortune, one day my mom was talking to a lady at her work about my symptoms and this lady said she had an autoimmune disease and had a great doctor. Well I ran to that doctor and she was so open and receptive and actually ordered blood tests for me and I tested positive for ANA and double-stranded DNA. If you have one of those markers, Lupus is a possible diagnosis, but having both is a complete confirmation of Lupus. Finally I was able to get treatment. That unfortunately included six months of Chemotherapy (one five hour session of IV chemo in a hospital per month). This chemo is much milder than chemo for cancer and you do not get sick from it really except that day and do not lose your hair. It does kill your immune system though and I caught a cold which sometimes turned into bronchitis almost every month I had it. This treatment was required as chemotherapy can cross the blood-brain barrier whereas other medications cannot. After that treatment my white blood cells were gone, although the intracranial hypertension has stayed (the condition of having that chronically is called Pseudotumor Cerebri). However with medication that condition is well managed and the buzzing has stopped, and my eyes are checked twice a year to make sure my optic nerves aren't bowing-out too much. With other medication my Lupus has stayed mild and in check (I'm one of the lucky ones). It has come however, with a slew of other conditions as autoimmune diseases often cause other conditions (which is also why I think you having IBD already lends itself to you getting another autoimmune disease). All this to say, I have been through the bizarre symptoms and the doctors who cannot offer or do not make the effort to offer a plausible diagnosis. It took me seeing an eye doctor to find out my diagnosis, which sounds crazy. Jerma, your symptoms ring so familiar to me that I wanted to tell you my story in order to urge you to take a closer look, and if you do and find yourself diagnosed with an autoimmune disease- a glimpse of what to expect yet knowing there is hope for a positive outcome. Also to tell you to advocate for yourself and be insistent with doctors (contrary to popular belief they do not know everything). If you are feeling headaches with head pressure you should definitely get your eyes examined to see if there is evidence of intracranial hypertension in your brain. As I said, if you have this you could end up going blind! To me, your symptoms scream of autoimmune disease. The fact you have IBD and your symptoms have gotten worse makes total sense as IBD is an autoimmune disease meaning you are predisposed to such conditions, and it's caused by an inflammatory process which would worsen your IBD symptoms (diarrhea) if you got another autoimmune disease. Another reason I think autoimmune disease is highly likely is because food poisoning can trigger autoimmune diseases, especially in those who are predisposed as you are. Autoimmune disease is often triggered by infection, especially in those predisposed to autoimmune disease (those who already have one or have a family history of them). My Lupus was triggered by a bad case of the Epstein-Barr virus, and I was predisposed as my maternal grandmother had Rheumatoid Arthritis. I really hope that what I have said speaks to you and you do get your eyes checked. If you have no evidence of pressure on your optic nerves then good, you've ruled out something horrible. But you must rule it out because again, as I said you will go blind if you have intracranial hypertension and do not address it. I hope you find answers and are able to get better and quickly. Sorry this is like a novel by the way, but I know what I suffered and hate to see people go through the same thing or something similar. Wishing you well!
Doesn’t look a day over 5’6”
Woah
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAH
Nah jerma is a strong 5’8
@metalman2943 in his gaming chair maybe
He's got them great genes.
50 years old…. If only he made it that far
So sad he was shitting himself last week
The "ironic" Ageism that I find all over Gaming UA-cam is genuinely so disturbing. We'll all be 50 sooner or later, why be so negative about it?
@@aturchomicz821speak for yourself, I don't plan on turning 50
@@aturchomicz821he’s literally making a joke about jerma already being dead. It’s not ageism. Are you insane
@aturchomicz821 I appreciate you trying to speak out about stuff, but this is actually continuing a long running bit of jerma being dead
They said 50 years old because it's in the tittle of the game he's playing
We’ve come quite a long way from 700,000 games to 50…
It's the artificial scarcity
so weird that i immediately thought the same thing
they are dropping like flies...
he finally got through 699,950 of them
We went from peak to mid as the kids would say.
"Chat I can't create any pressure in my head"
Proceeds to beatbox every song chat suggests.
Jerma really made sure to check all the boxes on this rare retirement stream, it's got beatboxing, food podcast and aliens not understanding basic technology.
jerma looks like he skipped his midlife crisis
He didn’t skip it, he just redistributed his midlife crisis to be a slight crisis over his entire life
@@B0wtieguyyou’re a genius
He doubled his midlife crisis and gave it to an orphan
He didnt skip it TRUST me
His midlife crisis was that moustache and long hair with clothing his gf bought for him
Jerma’s 50th 200th birthday, they get old so fast 🥺🥺🥺
I can't believe jerma974 is 50 years old now
Feels like yesterday he was 39
10 000 year andy
This 985th version of this Jerma character is kinda getting pretty old huh
@@oshkiv4684the 986 model will replace him soon
@@Mr.Doodlebob Those leaks were false; just as we only saw a handful of Jermas before the 985th model, the next Jerma released to the public will hundreds, if not thousands, of iterations higher
I'm here for the beatboxing. #hotcrossbuns
elmo's world
Jerma is absurdly good at beatboxing and making strange noises.
pause video during insane beatboxing fever dream. come back 20 minutes later unpause and brain immediately explode.
You can only delay the inevitable
the vocal stim quality of this stream is unparalleled
aw sweet a premonition
ants are math
Can’t believe Jerma celebrated his 50th by doing copious amounts of Heroin 😂😂🎉 #Wholesome
Holy Based
pyrohead @@itzs0weezee
he‘s here for a good time, not a long time!
Not funny, didn’t laugh
HEARTWARMING
Imagine 2000 years from now the biggest controversy for the Super Mario religion is that someone uncovered "blasphemous media" and its just Hotel Mario
Philips subverted the godly message of Mario Christ.
And all the ytp of it
looking at jerma comments before watching the video is always funny like what the hell
Nay. All toasters do not toast toast.
Ah schweet, premonition
what song is that supposed to be?
@@hammies. Livin’ La Vida Loca
Hahahahahahaha
When jerma occasionally come back like that chat has to put on a performance like little jesters to entertain him or he could get angry and disappear forever
I was the one who asked him to try "highway to hell" and I still have no idea what part of the song he tried to do x) 9:29
"I'm on a-"
It sounded more like "I Can't Turn You Loose"
It's the first three notes of the song...
woah.......50 already.......happy birthday German.......
the only strea where its appropriate to say "next game"
HAS BEEN streamer attempts to relive his FORMER GLORY through DESPERATE stream highlights
The stream was pretty chill until Jerma started rambling about Mario becoming a Greek god thousands of years into the future.
Eventually, he let loose the fact that he doesn't know how Microwaves work.
He actually thinks that electromagnetic micro-waves are the same as atomic gamma rays. 29:22
of all the comments to be 100% factual
radiation radiates their food
50th anniversary of his death... time passed so fast, its as if he was alive yesterday
Artificial Scarcity in the funny streamer department
He wouldve been 50 today... rip in peace 😔🕊️
aw schweet aw schweet aw schweet ah schw
Jerma is so sure history will become convoluted because he had already seen it happened before
jerma thinks his video will last 10,000 years while worrying that the knowledge that Capn Crunch is a fictional character will be lost to future generations
Happy Birthday Jerma! F-From me, Jeremy!
shoutout to the editor for the absolutely wild matched music cut at 7:30
Every time jerma talks about mortality it fucks me up
he isn't human
Calm down
@@Geeler cant
It should. Your mortality is in his hands.
cap'n crunch wasn't a real guy, we made him up.
The worms obviously got to jerma's brain this stream
1000 years from now people will look back on that Mario clip and say Jeremy was a philosopher
Old man jeremy gets food poisoning once and is damaged irreparably because of it
Beatboxing, fast food rants, and the "technology is crazy" bit, that's when you know he has absolutely zero material left.
when jerma starts talking about how insane basic given things of daily life are, like crystals, or starts talking about aliens, that’s how you know he’s too tired to talk about the actual game he’s playing and I like those rants
when did he ever have "material." Rest on your dusty laurels and enjoy these twilight years
Most of it was the chat leading him in those directions; and god, the chat was super annoying
@@ollieolii8137 chat is always like this let’s be honest
@ Maybe it was the way I worded it, but yeah, Jerma’s chat is always pretty bad. This stream’s chat was considerably worse than streams earlier this year. It definitely could just be me or the circumstances, but it felt particularly bad
Captain crunch is one of the best bits of all time
Theres nothing that compares to him starting a beatboxing bit and then looking down at the video preview and seeing that its the same screen for 3 minutes
I thought my UA-cam stopped loading lmao
I like the part when he reminisced about his childhood fantasy of courting Ronald McDonald and bringing him home to introduce to his parents
his beatbox version of oh the misery sounds like a weird al song
AI is getting so good. It's almost like he's still with us. We miss you Jeremy.
Aw shweet Lois, Premonition!
huh, schwee, huh huh huh schwee. (repeat in the same, dark tone)
Jerma speaks about the future thousands of years from now with such confidence that it almost makes me think he’s a time traveller and hiding it very poorly
Horatio Magellan Crunch is the Cap'n's full legal name. This is without looking it up, I committed this to memory in 2019.
"What was your favorite part of the 50th Jermaversary?"
"I liked the part where he beatboxed different songs for an hour."
The Mario thought at 20:49 proves this man probably doesn't need any psychedelic heavier than weed. Losing this man's brain will be a sad day.
aw shweet, a premonition
what song was that sposed to be?
@@hammies.livin lavida loca
I love how Jerma's future predictions talk about 1000 years as if they're 3 billion years.
He was so ON for this stream
27:28 this is when the edibles hit.
Thank god it didn’t hit sooner. He was fucking insane
i like to imagine in his head every song he beatboxes is a ska cover. Ska feels like the way his inner mind works
aughschweet
Didnt the aughschweets have something to with the jermans 🤔
Oh shit he's back! For one day only!
I can't believe Jerma is already 50. Time flies.
i can't believe jerma is still streaming in the retirement home
dear elbertson family, the nursing home is returning grandpa jerma to you effective immediately on account of his rapid onset beatboxing mania. this simply cannot endure.
Omg! they finally sentenced Jerma for his crimes but only 50 years in the Phantom Zone, that is crazy little time.
13:24 worst noise DIRECTLY followed by worst possible message
I skipped like 5 minutes of the video to get past that god awful noise
You dont look a day over dead, Mr. Melpertson 🥹🥳❤️
DEAREST Melpert...
still cant believe hes gone even 50 years later. rip jerms, we miss you buddy
12:53 music stops
Glad that the elbertson family picked up his remaining unused stream footage and has begun posting it.
Rest in shit, jerma
The existential crisis about Captain Crunch is fucking hilarious
Now I'm gonna be humming "a sweet, premonition" all day thanks
Oh no, he's still going on about microwaves
what an absurd stream this turned to greek god caesar crunch
the ska remix of hot cross buns really struck a chord with me, that was heartfelt
Happy 50 centuries jerma!😊
Hard to believe the "doesn't know how microwaves work" bit is still going
why’s he so good at making every song into Jevil’s theme
eit: “funny parade music”
I love Jerma's YTPMV "aw shweet, premonition"
Such a shame Jerma would’ve been 50 if he were still on this planet
he's geriatric💔
3:21 artificially scarce streamer milks 2 minute bit from a single sentence
The Beethoven’s 5th sounds insanely accurate to actual remixes of that song lol, even if every other beatbox he does sounds NOTHING like the actual songs. Wtf even was Hurt and Highway to Hell?
I really think he mixed up highway to hell with some other song. He kinda mumbled a few words of hurt and kinda had the sound of it
2:13 god i’ve missed his comedic timing
why this video have a halftime show
i watched this outside my local library for hours until the cold hours of the night. it was a 20 minute walk home but i refused to miss a single second. i have raynauds so my hands and feet were completely numb but i stayed for jerma
I'm curious - why could you not watch and walk at the same time
@ got no data lol. library had free wifi even after closing
He thinks were gonna be here 1000 years from now
he forgets that the rest of us are mortal
I almost started yelling at my computer when he started doing his microwave tangent again.
This man looks anywhere between 25 and 48 years old at any given time
jerma beatboxing is like when weird al makes a polka cover of a song
"Ants are math" -Jerma985
It truly is a shame to witness his cognitive decline in his later years of life.
24:41 Jerma's only mistake here is assuming the Tampa Bay Rays have fans
We're post-retirement jerma guys. Of course we watch NorthernLion now
Northtuah on that thiHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!
No original experience
dipped in mama lizs chili oil
Genuinely so real
Cheltie was his librarian
Oh Jeremiah, my sweet baby boy
guys grandpa is beatboxing in the computer lab again
Glad to see jerma go all in on this music career, bon jovi style
Jerma turned into Metal Gear solid 2 for the last half of this video.
Simultaneous norovirus and campylobacter got him too
Happy Jerthday
jerma can make any song into ska
Jerma in his Roadside Picnic arc again
It's 2022. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic.
It's 2023. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic.
It's 2024. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic.
It's 2025-
If you go frame by frame at 6:06 you can see he literally hit that 1-up a frame before dying.
Jerma's turning 50? Damn didn't know he was that old, I guess time sure does fly by but how wonderful for his 50th birthday he plays multiple games as he loved the 70 thousand games game.
let it be known before he started playing the game he DISSED hot tamales candy. he is NOT in the right state of mind
Hi, I couldn't find any other place Jerma seems active on social media to say this or where someone who is in contact with him (such as an editor) could communicate this to him. I have a hunch about what may be the reason Jerma is sick as I have had almost all of his same exact symptoms before. When I was 19 I started to feel horrible fatigue, horrible body aches, neck tightness and pain, and head pressure that caused severe headaches. It felt like my head was imploding and I also heard a strange high-pitched buzz in my right ear with every heartbeat. I was debilitated and mostly relegated to resting. I did not have diarrhea but the other symptoms I had Jerma is also currently experiencing. It took a really long time to diagnose me, and eventually I was officially diagnosed with Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (Lupus). The catalyst for that was that my dad's cousin was an opthamologist at the time and my dad told him what I was experiencing. My dad's cousin then suggested I have an appointment with him and get my eyes checked as you can actually see evidence of many diseases in the eye. What he saw was a bowing-out of my optic nerves, a symptom of increased cerebro spinal fluid pressure (intracranial hypertension). My dad's cousin immediately found a neurologist for me who asked me to go to the emergency room as intracranial hypertension typically is evidence of Meningitis, and prolonged pressure on the optic nerve causes blindness! I went to the ER and met with the neurologist soon after seeing my dad's cousin, and I got a spinal tap (very uncomfortable but very much needed). Normal spinal fluid has 0-5 white blood cells per whatever measurement they use, my spinal fluid test showed I had 100 white blood cells. This indicated infection, meaning Meningitis. I was admitted and put into a quarantine room. After several more tests during my stay, it was found I had no infection (yet still had the high white blood cell count). This was evidence of an autoimmune response- my own body attacking my brain and causing the buildup of excess spinal fluid. I still wasn't diagnosed properly for a while because unfortunately US doctors care little to explain the atypical and tend to follow "standard" procedure, that is to say they are not open-minded as to looking for explanations you wouldn't find in a lot of medical literature to fit patient symptoms. I went to a Rheumatologist and he told me my symptoms were due to my weight. I was devastated as this made no sense, and the doctor declined to even test me for any diseases (he unfortunately was a geezer who was about to retire). However, I had already been seeing a neurologist at UCSF medical center who was fairly young and he could not diagnose me either. I felt helpless and suffered greatly. By mere fortune, one day my mom was talking to a lady at her work about my symptoms and this lady said she had an autoimmune disease and had a great doctor. Well I ran to that doctor and she was so open and receptive and actually ordered blood tests for me and I tested positive for ANA and double-stranded DNA. If you have one of those markers, Lupus is a possible diagnosis, but having both is a complete confirmation of Lupus. Finally I was able to get treatment. That unfortunately included six months of Chemotherapy (one five hour session of IV chemo in a hospital per month). This chemo is much milder than chemo for cancer and you do not get sick from it really except that day and do not lose your hair. It does kill your immune system though and I caught a cold which sometimes turned into bronchitis almost every month I had it. This treatment was required as chemotherapy can cross the blood-brain barrier whereas other medications cannot. After that treatment my white blood cells were gone, although the intracranial hypertension has stayed (the condition of having that chronically is called Pseudotumor Cerebri). However with medication that condition is well managed and the buzzing has stopped, and my eyes are checked twice a year to make sure my optic nerves aren't bowing-out too much. With other medication my Lupus has stayed mild and in check (I'm one of the lucky ones). It has come however, with a slew of other conditions as autoimmune diseases often cause other conditions (which is also why I think you having IBD already lends itself to you getting another autoimmune disease). All this to say, I have been through the bizarre symptoms and the doctors who cannot offer or do not make the effort to offer a plausible diagnosis. It took me seeing an eye doctor to find out my diagnosis, which sounds crazy. Jerma, your symptoms ring so familiar to me that I wanted to tell you my story in order to urge you to take a closer look, and if you do and find yourself diagnosed with an autoimmune disease- a glimpse of what to expect yet knowing there is hope for a positive outcome. Also to tell you to advocate for yourself and be insistent with doctors (contrary to popular belief they do not know everything). If you are feeling headaches with head pressure you should definitely get your eyes examined to see if there is evidence of intracranial hypertension in your brain. As I said, if you have this you could end up going blind! To me, your symptoms scream of autoimmune disease. The fact you have IBD and your symptoms have gotten worse makes total sense as IBD is an autoimmune disease meaning you are predisposed to such conditions, and it's caused by an inflammatory process which would worsen your IBD symptoms (diarrhea) if you got another autoimmune disease. Another reason I think autoimmune disease is highly likely is because food poisoning can trigger autoimmune diseases, especially in those who are predisposed as you are. Autoimmune disease is often triggered by infection, especially in those predisposed to autoimmune disease (those who already have one or have a family history of them). My Lupus was triggered by a bad case of the Epstein-Barr virus, and I was predisposed as my maternal grandmother had Rheumatoid Arthritis. I really hope that what I have said speaks to you and you do get your eyes checked. If you have no evidence of pressure on your optic nerves then good, you've ruled out something horrible. But you must rule it out because again, as I said you will go blind if you have intracranial hypertension and do not address it. I hope you find answers and are able to get better and quickly. Sorry this is like a novel by the way, but I know what I suffered and hate to see people go through the same thing or something similar. Wishing you well!
Bump!
bump
But house said it’s never lupus
Close enough, welcome back 700,000 games
It's nice to see him having his 50th existential crisis on stream just like the old days
Love how jerma is consistently so ignorant of history he thinks that any accurate historical records can't exist under any circumstances whatsoever