10,000,000 Retired Streamers

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  • @putincena7376
    @putincena7376 7 місяців тому +1623

    Local geriatric streamer SELLS OUT by coming out of retirement, drinking coffee, and shitting himself

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому +29

      Finally he's green and retired

    • @Temporary_Friend
      @Temporary_Friend 7 місяців тому

      @@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS GUYS GUYS TURN THE TV ON, JERMA JUST HIT THE GO LIVE BUTTON

    • @walter9086
      @walter9086 7 місяців тому +10

      @@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS he got pig physics

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS now all he needs is his own steve

  • @OrangeDied
    @OrangeDied 7 місяців тому +1970

    you're trying to tell me there's 9,999,999 more of these guys that haven't escaped yet?

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 7 місяців тому +45

      Jerma10,000,000 content is gonna go hard.

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 7 місяців тому +36

      Look at the bright side, all those Jerma’s also have an Otto. That means that there are another 9,999,999 Ottos out there being super cute and perfect in every way 🥰

    • @OrangeDied
      @OrangeDied 7 місяців тому +27

      @@ItsDSP they could start a revolt, live in fear of the new Otto(man) Empire

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 7 місяців тому +11

      @@OrangeDied Finally, I’m tired of Jerma’s imperium. I’m sure Otto will be a good emperor for he is a good boy.

    • @OrangeDied
      @OrangeDied 7 місяців тому +13

      @@ItsDSP fall of Jermstantionople in 2043, be there

  • @dioyasu5716
    @dioyasu5716 7 місяців тому +1279

    He came out of retirement to play medieval candy crush

    • @noviolam2618
      @noviolam2618 7 місяців тому +50

      He’s EXTRA old now

    • @jimbojigs368
      @jimbojigs368 7 місяців тому +1

      HE'S A MAN CHILD because he's small haha

    • @Starboundstreams
      @Starboundstreams 6 місяців тому

      this app is slept on tbh it's super fun

    • @whatahoot1185
      @whatahoot1185 4 місяці тому

      @@Starboundstreams i remember playing this along time ago but i cant recall wrf it was called

    • @Zdzichu-2016
      @Zdzichu-2016 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@whatahoot1185 I think it might be called 10000000 but I'm not entirely sure

  • @PaintraSeaPea
    @PaintraSeaPea 7 місяців тому +119

    "Cameras are for Disney World and colonoscopies. I don't want them anywhere else."
    legendary grumpy dad quote

  • @Embre
    @Embre 7 місяців тому +366

    "IQ tax bracket" is crazy

  • @gnome5057
    @gnome5057 7 місяців тому +645

    its so sad that jerma's brain upload to the internet got corrupted halfway through and now he is stuck in a catatonic state

    • @dantethebrave
      @dantethebrave 7 місяців тому +41

      It was nice of him to try to mask it for his younger audience that the reason he now needs 30 minute breaks is because his network needs hands on maintenance or else we’ll lose him forever 😔

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому +6

      At least he didn't accidentally become an nft

    • @elielc.8459
      @elielc.8459 7 місяців тому +12

      @@dantethebrave People get so elaborate with these jokes, I love it.

    • @JustDan_777
      @JustDan_777 7 місяців тому

      What's the deal with Garfield??

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому

      Jeremy Silverhand

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 7 місяців тому +871

    It’s like I could still hear him. So sad that the Sphere in Vegas served as a citywide EMP, destroying Jerma’s ability to continue his career 😥

    • @OrangeDied
      @OrangeDied 7 місяців тому +89

      can't believe mr house would do this

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 7 місяців тому +82

      It's still baffling to me. All these audits by congress, but Nevada still went through with it. And now, 700 thousand people are trapped in the dark, with _him_ on the prowl.

    • @SillyLittleDemon
      @SillyLittleDemon 7 місяців тому +2

      so sad that the vegas sphere is jerma's dad and it's time for jerma's bed time jerma

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому

      ​@@OrangeDiedCant believe he sabotaged himself smh

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 6 місяців тому

      The happwer of this channel :(

  • @Roger_808
    @Roger_808 7 місяців тому +169

    its acutally hilarious that for the first time the stream quality is better and its for an 8bit game with no face cam.

    • @Jordan-rb28
      @Jordan-rb28 6 місяців тому +10

      not trying to be that one kid rn, but it's because with the shitty graphics of an 8-bit game, the stream's auto bit rate can go down and the resolution go up

  • @frost_6836
    @frost_6836 7 місяців тому +152

    idk how to feel about using an A.I. model trained on Jerma streams to create new content. Feels sorta insulting to the dead
    R.I.P Jeremy

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 7 місяців тому +179

    I cosplayed as Jerma the day he suffered his extreme allergic reaction to Mac and Cheese that lead to his eyebrows falling off and his early retirement
    Perhaps it was a punishment from the Gods for my hubris

    • @johnnysteward3606
      @johnnysteward3606 7 місяців тому +3

      i could not stop laughing because of this comment, his fucking eyebrows

  • @Captain_Bobvious
    @Captain_Bobvious 7 місяців тому +217

    It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. we miss you buddy..

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 7 місяців тому +18

      Can't belive it's been 6 years already ;,(

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому +5

      I still miss him making the weirdest noises imaginable

  • @serengazer3465
    @serengazer3465 7 місяців тому +59

    "i think you would like screamo" is such an insane thing to say to the guy who said jazz is too much for him

    • @VALESTARRT
      @VALESTARRT 6 місяців тому +3

      Well, he zerked to Machine Girl...

    • @karolmongiello2725
      @karolmongiello2725 Місяць тому

      It's not that crazy composition wise compared to, well, JAZZ

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 7 місяців тому +451

    German heritage streamer LOVES listening to his favorite song on LOOP, 10,000,000 Red Balloons (he shits his Lederhosen)

  • @brindood98
    @brindood98 7 місяців тому +265

    ONE DAY ONLY

    • @mrpika7431
      @mrpika7431 7 місяців тому +3

      To be fair, he accidentally started stream

  • @bunyan2422
    @bunyan2422 7 місяців тому +118

    Jerma is such an iPad kid I wonder how thick the layer of dust is on his PC

  • @jafunk6079
    @jafunk6079 7 місяців тому +43

    I find it exceedingly wholesome that chat immediately started making fun of him for wanting to take stretch breaks but 30 minutes later still reminded him about it

  • @Spidersox1989
    @Spidersox1989 7 місяців тому +51

    Now that he's passed away, I kinda miss him but at the same time I'm...relieved?

  • @santiago9655
    @santiago9655 7 місяців тому +146

    Since now he is semi retired i would appreciate the announcement of a stream in the community tab

    • @justrvnn
      @justrvnn 7 місяців тому +70

      you’re asking a cereal killer to be organized and prepared for a stream?

    • @absolutemaniac7368
      @absolutemaniac7368 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@justrvnn old joke

    • @DankbeastPaul
      @DankbeastPaul 7 місяців тому +30

      @@absolutemaniac7368 old joke for an old streamer

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому

      ​@@absolutemaniac7368And?

    • @mikeyb.0121
      @mikeyb.0121 7 місяців тому +2

      @@absolutemaniac7368”joke”

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 7 місяців тому +131

    It's going to sound silly, but I just needed this right now. Thanks

    • @marcymarblez
      @marcymarblez 7 місяців тому +23

      bro said he needed this right now

    • @SpingotGoomer
      @SpingotGoomer 7 місяців тому +59

      ​@@marcymarblez bro thought he was gonna sound silly

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 7 місяців тому +8

      Bro (past tense verb)

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому +6

      Bro said

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 7 місяців тому +3

      bro does not rely on jerma to be happy

  • @ZehahahahaWororororo
    @ZehahahahaWororororo 7 місяців тому +39

    Jerma acts older than my 76 year old grandmother, and she’s nearly blind and has smoked for half a century

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 7 місяців тому +60

    Take a sip out of a good black coffee and go, "Ahh, that's some good cidah!"

  • @Bruh-ob9mi
    @Bruh-ob9mi 7 місяців тому +30

    Nice to see retirement hasn’t changed him one bit. I was worried 15 years in retirement would make him rusty.

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 7 місяців тому +43

    "It's the funniest movie of the year!" - Dave Stevenson
    This is the closest Jerma will ever get to calling someone an "NPC".

  • @bitterweet5115
    @bitterweet5115 7 місяців тому +47

    i feel like jerma thinks hes older than he is

  • @Its_Ryan_lmao
    @Its_Ryan_lmao 7 місяців тому +58

    Already bought 3 containers of Metamucil off Amazon this bit is gonna be so damn funny, this guy's a comedic genius

  • @935gamer
    @935gamer 7 місяців тому +28

    I love the bit where 38 year old jerma acts 63 years old and cant game for 30 minutes straight

  • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
    @TheLibraryofLetourneau 7 місяців тому +101

    roman soldier be like: mhmm jerum

  • @rgbmew
    @rgbmew 7 місяців тому +29

    got star in the call and he's playin 10,000,000. what is he doin that for?!

    • @znk753
      @znk753 6 місяців тому +1

      holy shit

  • @name-h7x
    @name-h7x 7 місяців тому +34

    Jerma had so much influence when he created "retirement" that 9999999 people did it too.

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ 7 місяців тому +19

    old man forgets he retired wakes up to give viewers a fright

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 7 місяців тому

      He still is retired. He’s just uploading whenever and having a life outside streaming more often bud.

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@fritzy8318didnt ask

  • @GRUGAVENUE
    @GRUGAVENUE 7 місяців тому +52

    Local Boston geriatric makes 10,000,000 stream the old fashioned way

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld 7 місяців тому +28

    RIP Jerma. I'll miss his reasonable takes on food/drink, and his UTTERLY UNHINGED takes on everything else.

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard Місяць тому +2

      I agree that sriracha is terrible, and vinegar hot sauces are the best.

  • @supacoolcatz
    @supacoolcatz 7 місяців тому +4

    you're telling me this guy shortened a 6 hour stream which I watched over the course of 4 days into 23 MINUTES?

  • @Tjthemedic
    @Tjthemedic 7 місяців тому +16

    Star's in the call and he's playing ten million♪ What is he doing that for♪

  • @airl10
    @airl10 7 місяців тому +11

    Its eeffoc, and its funny.

  • @lordoaticus
    @lordoaticus 7 місяців тому +224

    erm what the jerma

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому +8

      Turns on strobe light

    • @SpingotGoomer
      @SpingotGoomer 7 місяців тому +10

      jerm...

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 7 місяців тому +4

      @@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISwow jerma is dancing really weird now

    • @Nova32x
      @Nova32x 7 місяців тому +7

      Jerm what the erma

    • @illustrasher
      @illustrasher 7 місяців тому

      please never say this ever again

  • @JeepusChrystler
    @JeepusChrystler 7 місяців тому +13

    We got Jerm in the call and he's playing 10,000,000, what is he doing that for?

  • @popeofbart4812
    @popeofbart4812 7 місяців тому +19

    Hey what's this geezer doing away from the retirement home, better get his handlers, nah I'm just joshin with ya :), love to see anything from Jeremy

  • @carrotkid08
    @carrotkid08 7 місяців тому +7

    Its eeffoc and its funny

  • @dopomaximus7083
    @dopomaximus7083 7 місяців тому +8

    Someone clicked on this stream in the same room I was in and I did not recognize jerma's voice and I asked the person why on Earth they clicked on medieval candy crush and to turn off the boring stream and they said "I thought you liked jerma!" and I suddenly felt like I was caught doing something bad because I could not defend this stream. I was a fake fan...

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому +2

      Fake fan spotted.
      Synapse overheat initiated.

  • @eddiemudie952
    @eddiemudie952 7 місяців тому +5

    Alright gamers get your prune juice and Werther's original butterscotch candy.
    It's retired gaming time.

  • @sleepysmt
    @sleepysmt 7 місяців тому +22

    NEW JERMA DETECTED

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 7 місяців тому +2

      why can I translate that to english

  • @DaSlimyGoat
    @DaSlimyGoat 7 місяців тому +4

    It’s eeffoc and it’s funny

  • @Ezio334
    @Ezio334 7 місяців тому +6

    It's eeffoc and it's Jawsh

  • @draqqons4008
    @draqqons4008 7 місяців тому +6

    He's barely retired and already geriatric singing the alphabet for 5 minutes

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 6 місяців тому +1

    His assessment that he could influence us to eat healthy by just making it a bit we can +2 is so accurate. He understands his community so well.

  • @mudasbeats
    @mudasbeats 7 місяців тому +12

    It's like we can still see him.... I can't forget that accident on I-5 in 2019... 💔

  • @vitaminluke5597
    @vitaminluke5597 7 місяців тому +6

    If he holds Jermacon, it better be before I move away from within driving distance of Las Vegas

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому

      Fr man. Im moving across the planet, Jermacon better happen either before I move or never smh

  • @meganmcdonough6855
    @meganmcdonough6855 7 місяців тому +2

    7:33 'cameras are for disney world and colonoscopies'

  • @Shibby
    @Shibby 7 місяців тому +13

    Jerma retiring?!? He’d never!

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 7 місяців тому +1

      hi shibby!

    • @Shibby
      @Shibby 7 місяців тому

      @@BudBonkerson Afternoon bb.

  • @RougeMephilesClone
    @RougeMephilesClone 7 місяців тому +6

    Hey, always a treat to discover Jerma streamed again.

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 7 місяців тому +9

    Jerma1000 revealing the true number of jermas

  • @repentence1
    @repentence1 7 місяців тому +2

    FINALLY jerma's song lyric "ster's in the call and he's playin' 10 million" makes sense

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 7 місяців тому +8

    Black coffee with a pinch of sugar to neutralize the bitterness is perfect

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 місяців тому

      Some people add salt

    • @SuperCakeKing
      @SuperCakeKing 7 місяців тому

      @@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISi like to add cream and sugar when i enjoy a nice rich black coffee

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 7 місяців тому +2

      @@SuperCakeKing once you add cream it is no longer black

    • @SuperCakeKing
      @SuperCakeKing 7 місяців тому +2

      @@jackrinaldi5579 that doesnt make sense you must be insane

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 7 місяців тому +3

    I hope Jerma's retirement *will* be him drinking coffee and streaming lowkey games at 11 am

  • @cricketize
    @cricketize 7 місяців тому +2

    That stretch Jerma suggested actually feels great on my legs, best joke ever lol!

  • @Bertimusprimicus
    @Bertimusprimicus 7 місяців тому +7

    Wouldn’t it be funny if u laid down and pushed 20 pb dumbells off your chest in repetition

    • @TheSilly6403
      @TheSilly6403 7 місяців тому +2

      It would be an amazing bit to go for a jog outside and see some nature

  • @Emanuel08820
    @Emanuel08820 7 місяців тому +19

    This notification appeared as I was listening to midwest emo riffs, and nothing ever made more sense to me than that

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 7 місяців тому +9

    Wait is this the sequel to 700,000 games? He actually played 10 mil games?

  • @MrDeadfishrock
    @MrDeadfishrock 7 місяців тому +3

    Its eeffoc and its funny.

  • @Fallen_Grove
    @Fallen_Grove 7 місяців тому +2

    It's funny that Jerma says he saw some ipad game ads for similar games when there's actual a mobile sequel to 10 million called You Must Build A Boat.

  • @AndRocProductions
    @AndRocProductions 7 місяців тому +4

    he’s not kidding about the black coffee, it really does taste just fine on it’s own. like creamer and flavoring and stuff is nice and all but there’s something so relaxing about a plain black coffee…

    • @tountoes1677
      @tountoes1677 7 місяців тому +4

      Quality good coffee that is freshly ground right before brewing is a whole other level. The thing is most people are used to drinking shitty coffee, so they have no idea how actual good black coffee tastes like

  • @Crimsonshiv277
    @Crimsonshiv277 7 місяців тому +5

    Hidden jawsh lore in description

  • @KoboldCloaca
    @KoboldCloaca 7 місяців тому +5

    I can't wait until we go full circle and get Jermelderly doing tf2 commentaries

    • @KBY30
      @KBY30 7 місяців тому +2

      Jerma will inadvertently reintroduce the Grandpa character

  • @frest_68
    @frest_68 7 місяців тому +2

    oh, its vinny, that explains a lot

  • @256paperxx
    @256paperxx 7 місяців тому +2

    i stop checking stream for ONE DAY and this is what i come back to

  • @youngkhronic2243
    @youngkhronic2243 7 місяців тому +14

    I just started watching jerma the past few months and I feel like I am so late to the party. I love this silly little guy

    • @zaboomafool1911
      @zaboomafool1911 7 місяців тому +2

      Same, more like weeks for me. He reminds me of a crazier, American RT Game, maybe that's just because he's been doing it for over a decade and started with TF2. I also get confused by the fanbase. What's a joke and what's not

    • @KBY30
      @KBY30 7 місяців тому

      @@zaboomafool1911every post is a joke

  • @griffincrannell5592
    @griffincrannell5592 7 місяців тому +3

    Its like hes in an empty room talking to himself

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 7 місяців тому +6

    10,000,000 retired jermas

  • @LeoDeC-bk9km
    @LeoDeC-bk9km 7 місяців тому +2

    it IS eeffoc and it IS funny

  • @robertmoore7027
    @robertmoore7027 7 місяців тому +1

    19:08 My girlfriend and I did in fact not have Mac and cheese on our 7 year anniversary but we appreciate the kind words

  • @figtreez
    @figtreez 7 місяців тому +1

    Miss him, so sad Jerma dematerialized and became barely present in every sunbeam, shimmer in the water, and dewdrop on a blade of grass. Never forget his sacrifice.

  • @huffindoback3776
    @huffindoback3776 7 місяців тому +17

    I pooped my pants

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 7 місяців тому +1

    Reminds me of the good old days of 2023

  • @ben-frey7864
    @ben-frey7864 7 місяців тому +1

    As far as im concerned jerma cannot stop making videos as long as we hold him as our chaotic deitytytytytyty *MINI SENTRY ATTACK*

    • @znk753
      @znk753 6 місяців тому

      that's not the sound it makes!!

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 7 місяців тому +3

    I don't feel Jerma will stay retired.
    He's probably just burnt out and busy.
    Also I can't imagine he won't stream the Elden Ring DLC, he 100% will.

  • @laxylassie
    @laxylassie 7 місяців тому +10

    eeffoc

  • @KonchokTW
    @KonchokTW 7 місяців тому +2

    Jerma may not always be here, but I certainly will be for the times that he is.

  • @wan-sou
    @wan-sou 7 місяців тому +1

    the stretching bit actually fixed my back pain

  • @mrmagunga2788
    @mrmagunga2788 7 місяців тому

    watching this in a 9 hour car ride the stretching part felt like dangling a little treat in front of me I can’t have

  • @redtemperdefense1180
    @redtemperdefense1180 6 місяців тому +1

    Jerma not knowing the Celtics are in the finals is wild

  • @mino2123
    @mino2123 6 місяців тому +1

    coffee, spelt backwards, is eeffoc. and it's funny.

  • @crassiewassie8354
    @crassiewassie8354 6 місяців тому

    5:55 I think the funniest part is that this might actually legitamately work and might have already happened.

  • @hollyweb777
    @hollyweb777 7 місяців тому +2

    black coffee without anything (not even milk) is underrated

  • @Prodigial
    @Prodigial 7 місяців тому +1

    I still remember the TF2 video where Star was playing this game and wouldn't play TF2 with Jerma because he felt like "less of a man" if he didn't beat it and Jerma did.

  • @GNOMgaming
    @GNOMgaming 7 місяців тому +5

    Shoutouts to VINNY!!! The gorilla from the Dollhouse and the admin of the TF2 community server known as "Tiny Kitty Cumpound"

  • @astrophysiciann
    @astrophysiciann 7 місяців тому +1

    5:30 this is what dungeon meshi has been doing to anime fans lately

  • @r4indear
    @r4indear 7 місяців тому +1

    18:58 my phone when i get a call on while on silent

  • @znk753
    @znk753 6 місяців тому +1

    he's playing ten million what is he doing that for?

  • @cujo4evar
    @cujo4evar 7 місяців тому +2

    its eeffoc

  • @minecraftplayer5137
    @minecraftplayer5137 7 місяців тому +2

    I think I like Jermaine so much because he reminds me of my dead grandfather I love that so mich

  • @o_ber
    @o_ber 7 місяців тому +1

    iq monitor sounds like something from an andyland short

  • @MansTooLitTV
    @MansTooLitTV 7 місяців тому +1

    Black coffee is necessary for life and sanity

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal 7 місяців тому

    Retirement jokes aside, these types of streams have always been my favorite Jerma streams. Just him doing something that requires minimal attention, and just riffing. Its fantastic.

  • @iluura7311
    @iluura7311 7 місяців тому +1

    glad i got to catch this stream and pretzel farting guy wanted to be ballfondler so bad

  • @alexiscach3877
    @alexiscach3877 6 місяців тому +1

    WAIT JERMA HAS A SECOND UA-cam CHANNEL

  • @user-yv6xw7ns3o
    @user-yv6xw7ns3o 7 місяців тому +1

    There wasn’t a day in my life that hasn’t gone by when i didn’t think Jerma wouldn’t do it, and by the beard of Gandalf, he didn’t!

  • @SweatyGreaseMan
    @SweatyGreaseMan 7 місяців тому

    Hearing jerma say I get to leave the dungeon after 1000000 points triggered my fight or flight

  • @glasscutlery
    @glasscutlery 7 місяців тому +2

    its eeffoc and its funny

  • @aoefury9226
    @aoefury9226 7 місяців тому +5

    JEMRA I LOVE YOU 😭