Look at the bright side, all those Jerma’s also have an Otto. That means that there are another 9,999,999 Ottos out there being super cute and perfect in every way 🥰
It was nice of him to try to mask it for his younger audience that the reason he now needs 30 minute breaks is because his network needs hands on maintenance or else we’ll lose him forever 😔
It's still baffling to me. All these audits by congress, but Nevada still went through with it. And now, 700 thousand people are trapped in the dark, with _him_ on the prowl.
not trying to be that one kid rn, but it's because with the shitty graphics of an 8-bit game, the stream's auto bit rate can go down and the resolution go up
I cosplayed as Jerma the day he suffered his extreme allergic reaction to Mac and Cheese that lead to his eyebrows falling off and his early retirement Perhaps it was a punishment from the Gods for my hubris
I find it exceedingly wholesome that chat immediately started making fun of him for wanting to take stretch breaks but 30 minutes later still reminded him about it
Someone clicked on this stream in the same room I was in and I did not recognize jerma's voice and I asked the person why on Earth they clicked on medieval candy crush and to turn off the boring stream and they said "I thought you liked jerma!" and I suddenly felt like I was caught doing something bad because I could not defend this stream. I was a fake fan...
he’s not kidding about the black coffee, it really does taste just fine on it’s own. like creamer and flavoring and stuff is nice and all but there’s something so relaxing about a plain black coffee…
Quality good coffee that is freshly ground right before brewing is a whole other level. The thing is most people are used to drinking shitty coffee, so they have no idea how actual good black coffee tastes like
Same, more like weeks for me. He reminds me of a crazier, American RT Game, maybe that's just because he's been doing it for over a decade and started with TF2. I also get confused by the fanbase. What's a joke and what's not
Miss him, so sad Jerma dematerialized and became barely present in every sunbeam, shimmer in the water, and dewdrop on a blade of grass. Never forget his sacrifice.
I still remember the TF2 video where Star was playing this game and wouldn't play TF2 with Jerma because he felt like "less of a man" if he didn't beat it and Jerma did.
Retirement jokes aside, these types of streams have always been my favorite Jerma streams. Just him doing something that requires minimal attention, and just riffing. Its fantastic.
Local geriatric streamer SELLS OUT by coming out of retirement, drinking coffee, and shitting himself
Finally he's green and retired
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS GUYS GUYS TURN THE TV ON, JERMA JUST HIT THE GO LIVE BUTTON
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS he got pig physics
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS now all he needs is his own steve
you're trying to tell me there's 9,999,999 more of these guys that haven't escaped yet?
Jerma10,000,000 content is gonna go hard.
Look at the bright side, all those Jerma’s also have an Otto. That means that there are another 9,999,999 Ottos out there being super cute and perfect in every way 🥰
@@ItsDSP they could start a revolt, live in fear of the new Otto(man) Empire
@@OrangeDied Finally, I’m tired of Jerma’s imperium. I’m sure Otto will be a good emperor for he is a good boy.
@@ItsDSP fall of Jermstantionople in 2043, be there
He came out of retirement to play medieval candy crush
He’s EXTRA old now
HE'S A MAN CHILD because he's small haha
this app is slept on tbh it's super fun
@@Starboundstreams i remember playing this along time ago but i cant recall wrf it was called
@@whatahoot1185 I think it might be called 10000000 but I'm not entirely sure
"Cameras are for Disney World and colonoscopies. I don't want them anywhere else."
legendary grumpy dad quote
"IQ tax bracket" is crazy
8:48
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS🐐🐐🐐
eugenics andy
its so sad that jerma's brain upload to the internet got corrupted halfway through and now he is stuck in a catatonic state
It was nice of him to try to mask it for his younger audience that the reason he now needs 30 minute breaks is because his network needs hands on maintenance or else we’ll lose him forever 😔
At least he didn't accidentally become an nft
@@dantethebrave People get so elaborate with these jokes, I love it.
What's the deal with Garfield??
Jeremy Silverhand
It’s like I could still hear him. So sad that the Sphere in Vegas served as a citywide EMP, destroying Jerma’s ability to continue his career 😥
can't believe mr house would do this
It's still baffling to me. All these audits by congress, but Nevada still went through with it. And now, 700 thousand people are trapped in the dark, with _him_ on the prowl.
so sad that the vegas sphere is jerma's dad and it's time for jerma's bed time jerma
@@OrangeDiedCant believe he sabotaged himself smh
The happwer of this channel :(
its acutally hilarious that for the first time the stream quality is better and its for an 8bit game with no face cam.
not trying to be that one kid rn, but it's because with the shitty graphics of an 8-bit game, the stream's auto bit rate can go down and the resolution go up
idk how to feel about using an A.I. model trained on Jerma streams to create new content. Feels sorta insulting to the dead
R.I.P Jeremy
I cosplayed as Jerma the day he suffered his extreme allergic reaction to Mac and Cheese that lead to his eyebrows falling off and his early retirement
Perhaps it was a punishment from the Gods for my hubris
i could not stop laughing because of this comment, his fucking eyebrows
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. we miss you buddy..
Can't belive it's been 6 years already ;,(
I still miss him making the weirdest noises imaginable
"i think you would like screamo" is such an insane thing to say to the guy who said jazz is too much for him
Well, he zerked to Machine Girl...
It's not that crazy composition wise compared to, well, JAZZ
German heritage streamer LOVES listening to his favorite song on LOOP, 10,000,000 Red Balloons (he shits his Lederhosen)
einigfetzt oida !
Bloons Super Monkey
As a German, can confirm, that is how that works
ONE DAY ONLY
To be fair, he accidentally started stream
Jerma is such an iPad kid I wonder how thick the layer of dust is on his PC
IKR????
1.985 inches of dust
theres PILES of it
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISwhat’s an inch
I find it exceedingly wholesome that chat immediately started making fun of him for wanting to take stretch breaks but 30 minutes later still reminded him about it
Now that he's passed away, I kinda miss him but at the same time I'm...relieved?
Since now he is semi retired i would appreciate the announcement of a stream in the community tab
you’re asking a cereal killer to be organized and prepared for a stream?
@@justrvnn old joke
@@absolutemaniac7368 old joke for an old streamer
@@absolutemaniac7368And?
@@absolutemaniac7368”joke”
It's going to sound silly, but I just needed this right now. Thanks
bro said he needed this right now
@@marcymarblez bro thought he was gonna sound silly
Bro (past tense verb)
Bro said
bro does not rely on jerma to be happy
Jerma acts older than my 76 year old grandmother, and she’s nearly blind and has smoked for half a century
Take a sip out of a good black coffee and go, "Ahh, that's some good cidah!"
Nice to see retirement hasn’t changed him one bit. I was worried 15 years in retirement would make him rusty.
"It's the funniest movie of the year!" - Dave Stevenson
This is the closest Jerma will ever get to calling someone an "NPC".
i feel like jerma thinks hes older than he is
He's ancient
he's 39
Already bought 3 containers of Metamucil off Amazon this bit is gonna be so damn funny, this guy's a comedic genius
I love the bit where 38 year old jerma acts 63 years old and cant game for 30 minutes straight
roman soldier be like: mhmm jerum
Don’t you have NL clips to edit?
JerumCMLXXXV
Bros got the Antonine Plague
+2
hi librarian
got star in the call and he's playin 10,000,000. what is he doin that for?!
holy shit
Jerma had so much influence when he created "retirement" that 9999999 people did it too.
old man forgets he retired wakes up to give viewers a fright
He still is retired. He’s just uploading whenever and having a life outside streaming more often bud.
@@fritzy8318didnt ask
Local Boston geriatric makes 10,000,000 stream the old fashioned way
RIP Jerma. I'll miss his reasonable takes on food/drink, and his UTTERLY UNHINGED takes on everything else.
I agree that sriracha is terrible, and vinegar hot sauces are the best.
you're telling me this guy shortened a 6 hour stream which I watched over the course of 4 days into 23 MINUTES?
Star's in the call and he's playing ten million♪ What is he doing that for♪
Its eeffoc, and its funny.
erm what the jerma
Turns on strobe light
jerm...
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISwow jerma is dancing really weird now
Jerm what the erma
please never say this ever again
We got Jerm in the call and he's playing 10,000,000, what is he doing that for?
Hey what's this geezer doing away from the retirement home, better get his handlers, nah I'm just joshin with ya :), love to see anything from Jeremy
Its eeffoc and its funny
Someone clicked on this stream in the same room I was in and I did not recognize jerma's voice and I asked the person why on Earth they clicked on medieval candy crush and to turn off the boring stream and they said "I thought you liked jerma!" and I suddenly felt like I was caught doing something bad because I could not defend this stream. I was a fake fan...
Fake fan spotted.
Synapse overheat initiated.
Alright gamers get your prune juice and Werther's original butterscotch candy.
It's retired gaming time.
NEW JERMA DETECTED
why can I translate that to english
It’s eeffoc and it’s funny
It's eeffoc and it's Jawsh
He's barely retired and already geriatric singing the alphabet for 5 minutes
His assessment that he could influence us to eat healthy by just making it a bit we can +2 is so accurate. He understands his community so well.
It's like we can still see him.... I can't forget that accident on I-5 in 2019... 💔
🤓
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISmy bawlsack is marinating in ur mouth
If he holds Jermacon, it better be before I move away from within driving distance of Las Vegas
Fr man. Im moving across the planet, Jermacon better happen either before I move or never smh
7:33 'cameras are for disney world and colonoscopies'
Jerma retiring?!? He’d never!
hi shibby!
@@BudBonkerson Afternoon bb.
Hey, always a treat to discover Jerma streamed again.
Jerma1000 revealing the true number of jermas
FINALLY jerma's song lyric "ster's in the call and he's playin' 10 million" makes sense
Black coffee with a pinch of sugar to neutralize the bitterness is perfect
Some people add salt
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISi like to add cream and sugar when i enjoy a nice rich black coffee
@@SuperCakeKing once you add cream it is no longer black
@@jackrinaldi5579 that doesnt make sense you must be insane
I hope Jerma's retirement *will* be him drinking coffee and streaming lowkey games at 11 am
That stretch Jerma suggested actually feels great on my legs, best joke ever lol!
Wouldn’t it be funny if u laid down and pushed 20 pb dumbells off your chest in repetition
It would be an amazing bit to go for a jog outside and see some nature
This notification appeared as I was listening to midwest emo riffs, and nothing ever made more sense to me than that
Wait is this the sequel to 700,000 games? He actually played 10 mil games?
Its eeffoc and its funny.
It's funny that Jerma says he saw some ipad game ads for similar games when there's actual a mobile sequel to 10 million called You Must Build A Boat.
he’s not kidding about the black coffee, it really does taste just fine on it’s own. like creamer and flavoring and stuff is nice and all but there’s something so relaxing about a plain black coffee…
Quality good coffee that is freshly ground right before brewing is a whole other level. The thing is most people are used to drinking shitty coffee, so they have no idea how actual good black coffee tastes like
Hidden jawsh lore in description
I can't wait until we go full circle and get Jermelderly doing tf2 commentaries
Jerma will inadvertently reintroduce the Grandpa character
oh, its vinny, that explains a lot
i stop checking stream for ONE DAY and this is what i come back to
I just started watching jerma the past few months and I feel like I am so late to the party. I love this silly little guy
Same, more like weeks for me. He reminds me of a crazier, American RT Game, maybe that's just because he's been doing it for over a decade and started with TF2. I also get confused by the fanbase. What's a joke and what's not
@@zaboomafool1911every post is a joke
Its like hes in an empty room talking to himself
10,000,000 retired jermas
10,000,000 retired jermas versus the Sun
it IS eeffoc and it IS funny
19:08 My girlfriend and I did in fact not have Mac and cheese on our 7 year anniversary but we appreciate the kind words
Miss him, so sad Jerma dematerialized and became barely present in every sunbeam, shimmer in the water, and dewdrop on a blade of grass. Never forget his sacrifice.
I pooped my pants
*Evangelion congratulations*
Thanks for the reminder
Reminds me of the good old days of 2023
As far as im concerned jerma cannot stop making videos as long as we hold him as our chaotic deitytytytytyty *MINI SENTRY ATTACK*
that's not the sound it makes!!
I don't feel Jerma will stay retired.
He's probably just burnt out and busy.
Also I can't imagine he won't stream the Elden Ring DLC, he 100% will.
eeffoc
and it’s funny
Sllab dna kcoc
Jerma may not always be here, but I certainly will be for the times that he is.
the stretching bit actually fixed my back pain
watching this in a 9 hour car ride the stretching part felt like dangling a little treat in front of me I can’t have
Jerma not knowing the Celtics are in the finals is wild
coffee, spelt backwards, is eeffoc. and it's funny.
5:55 I think the funniest part is that this might actually legitamately work and might have already happened.
black coffee without anything (not even milk) is underrated
I still remember the TF2 video where Star was playing this game and wouldn't play TF2 with Jerma because he felt like "less of a man" if he didn't beat it and Jerma did.
Shoutouts to VINNY!!! The gorilla from the Dollhouse and the admin of the TF2 community server known as "Tiny Kitty Cumpound"
5:30 this is what dungeon meshi has been doing to anime fans lately
18:58 my phone when i get a call on while on silent
he's playing ten million what is he doing that for?
its eeffoc
I think I like Jermaine so much because he reminds me of my dead grandfather I love that so mich
iq monitor sounds like something from an andyland short
Black coffee is necessary for life and sanity
Retirement jokes aside, these types of streams have always been my favorite Jerma streams. Just him doing something that requires minimal attention, and just riffing. Its fantastic.
glad i got to catch this stream and pretzel farting guy wanted to be ballfondler so bad
WAIT JERMA HAS A SECOND UA-cam CHANNEL
There wasn’t a day in my life that hasn’t gone by when i didn’t think Jerma wouldn’t do it, and by the beard of Gandalf, he didn’t!
Hearing jerma say I get to leave the dungeon after 1000000 points triggered my fight or flight
its eeffoc and its funny
JEMRA I LOVE YOU 😭