I sit down in front of my computer and open up UA-cam. I see a new Jerma video and click almost instantly and start watching. I hear some people shouting outside, but ignore it. 8 minutes into the video, a stray bullet soars through the window, lodging itself firmly in my head. I am dead instantly.
I 👁 mean 👀👅 man 👨 with my own words 📓 America 🇺🇸 its best 👌🔝 the country 🇺🇸 around 🔃 the world 🌎 and even 🌃 not just for me. Also 👨 for all 💯 the rest 😪 of American 🇺🇸 citizens 👪. America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 is the best 🏆 I'm 💘 in love 😍💞 of America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘🇺🇸☺️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸And I 👈👁 mean 😏 not there a date 👫 exactly ✌💪👌 to dedicate ♂ these huge 🍆💦🍅 words 📓 for U 🍆🔥✊. S. A because we are better 👍 we have technology 💡 we have better 👍 stuff 💰 our territory 🔯💦 is so huge 🍆 and there as many 👬 stuff 😝😘👌 brilliants on 🔛 our places 🏆 and our states 🇺🇸 and we got 🍸 to avoid 🙅 the worse 📉 or take 👊 the wrong 👎 and make 💘 it right 👌. if someone 👤😒 is watching ⌚ my comment 🛑💬 if you 👉🙋 want 😍 you 👈 can give 👉 a like 😄 here down 👇⬇ on 🔛 the chat ⁉ life 💓 America 🇺🇸 glorious 😇 America 🇺🇸 life 💓 for all 💯 American 🇺🇸 citizens 🙊. Best 👌🔝 America 🇺🇸 number 🔢 one 😤😬 America 🇺🇸 everyone 👥 we're proud 😤 to being an American 🇺🇸 citizen 👪 ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎😎😎😎💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 American 🇺🇸 nothing 🚫 gonna 🔥 ever 😠 keep 👌 you 👈 down ⬇ because America 🇺🇸 is with us 👨
I felt a massive, quite painful grumbling in my tummy, and surmised that either a new 2ndjerma video has been released or the 3 doritos locos tacos overloaded with hot sauce that i ate for breakfast were finally digesting. And upon opening my UA-cam subscription feed and coming to terms with my beautiful intuitive realization, seemingly out of nothing more than excitement, 37 seconds ago I shit my pants
@@britesoul he played quite a bit of old fmv games in 2019-2020, though he did also play gazillaionaire somewhat recently (not fmv but incredibly old game) so it's whatever
You're right Jerma, I am glad you have these disks. There's no other way to document the greatest 3 point shooter of our generation. Curry has nothing on Roxy.
I understand this is unlikely to happen with his reign nearing a close, but I would love to see an actual FMV game featuring Jerma as the game director. Maybe even one that he just appears in for a few scenes or does voice acting for.
@elisis My lord youre so right. A dying wizard passing along the candle to the player? Cutscenes similar/with the same vibe as the mortician in Mad Dog Mccree for when the light blows out? Encounters with tranders and enemies in really poorly put together costumes? Dunno if youre joking or not, but youre onto something.
I thought that thumbnail was Colin Mochrie and this was a Whose Line Is It Anyway clip. Which is funny, because both Whose Line and Jerma share similarities. Both star males with crippling physiological impediments. In Colin Mochrie's case it is baldness, in Jerma's case it is dwarfism.
I decided to watch this in an isolated shack in the woods at night. As I was laughing at the video, I vaguely heard rustling outside my house, but I ignored it, assuming that it a deer or raccoon. However, when I later peered out of my window, I saw a shadowy figure creeping outside in the bushes. I went outside to investigate. As soon as I went through the door, I was ambushed by a robed figure, wielding a battle axe. I only caught a mere glimpse of the man as he executed me. The only thing I could determine about the man is that he was very "compact."
Jerma kicked my ass in a Wegman's bathroom like two months ago and I still haven't recovered. Doctors say they may have to take the whole butt. We've been trying to contact him or his lawyers to discuss options for a prosthetic but he keeps forwarding my calls to a defunct Nintendo Power hotline. Can anyone help?
Something similar happened to me in a Wendy's bathroom. He tried shoving a baseball up my ass for the "baseball stream"? My lawyers got a hold of him but had to let go when he bit them.
@@chuckbatmangaming nah, i've only ever played on laptop trackpads and they're not nearly as bad. that one was miserable. and the mods doing the horsie race...
Honestly I respect Jerma's ability to stick with these games as long as he does. Some of these games just give me a migraine, I feel like I would stop playing after like 10 minutes.
the 3DO was a bold experiment in the console world in that no other company would try to make every game look like one of those bootleg genesis cartridges
I LOVED MEGA RACE AS A KID. It came on our Packard Bell back when they used to come with a bunch of programs for kids on CDs, some of which were just demos. Ours came with a program that was an education underwater type thing, a program all about speed that had a rollercoaster ride on it, and a bunch of other gems lost to time. 😭
the whiplash i got from it going from an fmv cutscene to what looks like an early prototype of age of empires is insane
"NOT MY TEMPO"
Fr my face went from 😄🤣 to 😟
Turns out thats every game this compilation LMAO
The name and the profile pic you’re cool
kel pfp :0
>absolute peak fiction intro cutscene, with incredible acting and worldbuilding
>start game
>candy crush
He should have a THRILL-O-METER for chat
Borrow the one from The Onion (ua-cam.com/video/uFpK_r-jEXg/v-deo.html)
You are a brilliant genius
every +2 adds 2 points to the thrill-o-meter and every -2 removes it
The congregation of Schmoo, home of the Schpees.
It's pretty schweet
games with fmv cutscenes are the only media that can match jerma's insanity
exhibit A: Harvester
jerma is a 3do fmv game, there's a connection there.
@@themysteri0usstrangerhe’s a type of gollum
who's that guy sitting on my pizza playing my piano
@@GreenEyedDazzler just like Gandalf
8:42 someone really thought "jailbait" was an intimidating name for an antagonist
Following up that name with "he's got some interesting plans for your face" is terrifying, though prob not the way they intended
@chuckbatmangaming sound kinda hot to me ngl
I sit down in front of my computer and open up UA-cam. I see a new Jerma video and click almost instantly and start watching. I hear some people shouting outside, but ignore it. 8 minutes into the video, a stray bullet soars through the window, lodging itself firmly in my head. I am dead instantly.
Shoulda fed the dog the sandwich from the pub smh...
can't have shit in Shimto Plains, not even your life
I 👁 mean 👀👅 man 👨 with my own words 📓 America 🇺🇸 its best 👌🔝 the country 🇺🇸 around 🔃 the world 🌎 and even 🌃 not just for me. Also 👨 for all 💯 the rest 😪 of American 🇺🇸 citizens 👪. America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 is the best 🏆 I'm 💘 in love 😍💞 of America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘🇺🇸☺️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸And I 👈👁 mean 😏 not there a date 👫 exactly ✌💪👌 to dedicate ♂ these huge 🍆💦🍅 words 📓 for U 🍆🔥✊. S. A because we are better 👍 we have technology 💡 we have better 👍 stuff 💰 our territory 🔯💦 is so huge 🍆 and there as many 👬 stuff 😝😘👌 brilliants on 🔛 our places 🏆 and our states 🇺🇸 and we got 🍸 to avoid 🙅 the worse 📉 or take 👊 the wrong 👎 and make 💘 it right 👌. if someone 👤😒 is watching ⌚ my comment 🛑💬 if you 👉🙋 want 😍 you 👈 can give 👉 a like 😄 here down 👇⬇ on 🔛 the chat ⁉ life 💓 America 🇺🇸 glorious 😇 America 🇺🇸 life 💓 for all 💯 American 🇺🇸 citizens 🙊. Best 👌🔝 America 🇺🇸 number 🔢 one 😤😬 America 🇺🇸 everyone 👥 we're proud 😤 to being an American 🇺🇸 citizen 👪 ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎😎😎😎💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 American 🇺🇸 nothing 🚫 gonna 🔥 ever 😠 keep 👌 you 👈 down ⬇ because America 🇺🇸 is with us 👨
is this going to happen
please tell mw youre jokiny they wont do this becauw3 i watched new jerma
I don't want to die
I got bad news, king
Just look at the flowers
You'll never die for your comments are immortalized on this internet.
Shut up and good ridance
Unfortunately
I felt a massive, quite painful grumbling in my tummy, and surmised that either a new 2ndjerma video has been released or the 3 doritos locos tacos overloaded with hot sauce that i ate for breakfast were finally digesting. And upon opening my UA-cam subscription feed and coming to terms with my beautiful intuitive realization, seemingly out of nothing more than excitement, 37 seconds ago I shit my pants
i wish your fingers got boroken so you couldnt have typed that
good comment
Artistically rich comment
insightful comment
mummy please
i wish my town also had 50 random spike pits
I can arrange that
Seeing a new fmv thumbnail from 2ndjerma is a wonderful feeling
Jerma is that action hero that returns from retirement for one more gig. He just does it multiple times.
this stream feels like it was streamed in 2019
I thought it was until I read this comment.
Why 2019 specifically lol
@@britesoul he played quite a bit of old fmv games in 2019-2020, though he did also play gazillaionaire somewhat recently (not fmv but incredibly old game) so it's whatever
@@weedteaivy ohhh okay thanks
So much of the chat in this stream was people transcribing the distinctive sound effects, which was fun
digital!
Yeah, you're not so tough!
You know, it's kinda cathartic watching grandpa play retirement home games.
That car game looks like a fake video game from a sitcom
i shit you not there's an unlicensed nascar game on the snes that looks almost exactly like that one, i didnt know this was a subgenre of racing games
Holy shit the starting music in that first game does not have to go that hard
yay, thanks jack
I thought his name is Jeremy
he changed it for this video only
You're right Jerma, I am glad you have these disks. There's no other way to document the greatest 3 point shooter of our generation. Curry has nothing on Roxy.
Me, when I walk out of the bathroom after taking a massive dump and am met by my roommate: 7:10
"Protect your crops with your life"
**Digging up every single crop with a shovel mid-sentence**
"Huh? what? Yeah, sure, sounds good"
I swear Jerma wouldve been made to be in these 3DO games as a character
There must be a jerma fmv game we must make it happen
jerma as mr green with a dramatic supervillain fmv intro and then the game is just blackjack
I joined during gridderz and immediately left because it confused me so much I got stressed
Who up digging they crops
I understand this is unlikely to happen with his reign nearing a close, but I would love to see an actual FMV game featuring Jerma as the game director. Maybe even one that he just appears in for a few scenes or does voice acting for.
The Candle (2028)
@elisis My lord youre so right. A dying wizard passing along the candle to the player? Cutscenes similar/with the same vibe as the mortician in Mad Dog Mccree for when the light blows out? Encounters with tranders and enemies in really poorly put together costumes? Dunno if youre joking or not, but youre onto something.
it'll have to be an intentially bad gambling sim game with FMV cutscenes, driving scenes (more like car crashing scenes), and all-round tomfoolery
I literally cannot believe the Megarace thumbnail, I thought nobody else had ever heard of that game before but I loved it as a kid
2ndJerma videos are like the trailers for the vods bc it spoils everything yet I still don't know what the fuck is going on
i watched most of this stream. i didnt know what was going on either
9:19 Have a nice death, baby!
I thought that thumbnail was Colin Mochrie and this was a Whose Line Is It Anyway clip.
Which is funny, because both Whose Line and Jerma share similarities.
Both star males with crippling physiological impediments.
In Colin Mochrie's case it is baldness, in Jerma's case it is dwarfism.
Oh my god it's not just me seeing Mochrie 😭
real, i was expecting him to play a Whose Line Is It Anyway game with FMV cutscenes
Originally Streamed November 20th 2018
I decided to watch this in an isolated shack in the woods at night. As I was laughing at the video, I vaguely heard rustling outside my house, but I ignored it, assuming that it a deer or raccoon. However, when I later peered out of my window, I saw a shadowy figure creeping outside in the bushes. I went outside to investigate. As soon as I went through the door, I was ambushed by a robed figure, wielding a battle axe. I only caught a mere glimpse of the man as he executed me. The only thing I could determine about the man is that he was very "compact."
Jerma kicked my ass in a Wegman's bathroom like two months ago and I still haven't recovered. Doctors say they may have to take the whole butt. We've been trying to contact him or his lawyers to discuss options for a prosthetic but he keeps forwarding my calls to a defunct Nintendo Power hotline. Can anyone help?
Something similar happened to me in a Wendy's bathroom. He tried shoving a baseball up my ass for the "baseball stream"? My lawyers got a hold of him but had to let go when he bit them.
Had this issue myself, lube really helped
Painfully unfunny and cringe
@@user-cp9id1mj8b cry harder
You probably laugh at ligma
He is so real for his trailer rant
catching that last game live was torment... the amount of restarts and BS near-completions was astounding.... THE CASINO!
That cursor looked like it was being moved with a laptop trackpad
@@chuckbatmangaming nah, i've only ever played on laptop trackpads and they're not nearly as bad. that one was miserable. and the mods doing the horsie race...
i spent all my channel points on a horse and now i am in danger of bankruptcy. please advise
Yeah, you're not so tough.
M! M-m-m!
Arooo (rooo rooo)~
Arooo (rooo rooo)~
jerma dies at the end of jerma985
makes snese?
Yea I know I saw it in the trailwr
Thanks for spolier, blockhead
It was inevitable, the show is 10+ years old by now, it's like megaman zero they have to kill the protagonist so they can stop making sequels
Gridders had no right having such a banger soundtrack.
41:00 cat timestamp
He claims he physical owns a 3DO. Yeah right, just like he owns 40 Davecubes. More like 3DaveO if you ask me.
cant believe they made castle griffensteed into a videogame movie
That basketball game has immaculate vibes. Those sunsets are gorgeous. The backdrops are so cozy. I'm obsessed with it.
i went and found the Gridders soundtrack on yutube its AMAZINGG
I read the title and thought he played have a nice death but the name was just a coincidence
The racing game has the same audio landscape as the possession scenes in the FAITH games
13:29 Baby's first GarageBand loop
I watched this live and dont remember 70% of what he says in this. He neuralized me.
12:57 that’s literally the Gotham City skyline from the 90s Batman comics
ancient edrypt
How the hell does this guy know my sister just had a baby.
Congratulations on becoming a father!
Wait same
*title card and nothing else*
...
"2 months later..."
25:54 bro are you kidding me the bgm here kicks ass
I need that track!
@aka_DADA i actually found it and posted the link but UA-cam automatically deleted it
If you wanna search for it the title of the video is "Live! 3DO Magazine - Menu Music #2 (Issues 06 - 11)"
@@aka_DADA the title is "Live! 3DO Magazine - Menu Music #2 (Issues 06 - 11)" and it's on a channel called The Foreseen Arcade
Jerma puts the lad in glad. What a lad.
When I was like 11 i used to play this on this guys pc. He was dating my mom. He was EXACTLY like the guy in this video.
I had a dream where jerma played fear and hunger, please make it actually happen
so true beset !
no i think he would hate it and turn it off after 20 minutes to play a game called The Exquisite Boner Adventure or some shit
8:40 what did they mean by this
Jermania Live,
The Dollhouse,
The Carnival Stream,
THE CANDLE,
and now even the revolutionary "3DO"?!?
This man is an innovator!!!
You missed that one!
I will never die.
the pack leader calls himself what now?
OH MY GOD 3 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER!!!
Honestly I respect Jerma's ability to stick with these games as long as he does.
Some of these games just give me a migraine, I feel like I would stop playing after like 10 minutes.
Digital!
Digital!
0:41 congregation jumpscare be careful
My friend has congregation in 9 runs and her hardest is pictured as perfect (IDL)
honey, wake up, Jerma uploaded.
the 3DO was a bold experiment in the console world in that no other company would try to make every game look like one of those bootleg genesis cartridges
2:43 bookmarking it so i can come back to this confusing ass moment
These are literally my favorite type of Jerma streams. So glad he us still doing these every now and then. No one can top the e-clown king.
NO NOT THE MEATGRINDER
I’ve been waiting to die
schmoo
jerkma
Jerma makes me feel like a chill guy
uploaded right after my session at the cadaver lab what the hell
dude welcome back from the dead 🧟♀️
My thrillometer is off the charts
I LOVED MEGA RACE AS A KID. It came on our Packard Bell back when they used to come with a bunch of programs for kids on CDs, some of which were just demos. Ours came with a program that was an education underwater type thing, a program all about speed that had a rollercoaster ride on it, and a bunch of other gems lost to time. 😭
Found the undersea one
ua-cam.com/video/kAh_Ta2VLVQ/v-deo.htmlsi=s_42TnsDrkLXzuAX
We're back baby
Oh hey jerma we thought you were dead.
basketball game is actually pretty solid lol
still cant believe jerma is dead
thank you I will.
but i dont wanan die
The congregation from Shmoo is a very Jerma thing to say 🌈
In 30 years jerma will be grafted into a battle car and made to death race for the amusement of chat
my ass thinking jerma bought an asmr mic
digital !
why was the driving guy flirting with us?
Demon? No
Me? Inconclusive
0:16 ohohoho 3DO!!! 😱
I was there, and at this point I still don't believe the 3DO was real.
I just knocked out both my front teeth :(
TORTURE STREAM IN ORBIT
Jerma please dont kill me i got kids man
Look mom retired insane grandpa is playing games agaaain
hell yeah
05:14 gave me dark souls flashbacks
I think i might die idk
can someone please tell me the name of the game Jermizzle is playing at 6:00
nvm it’s called Megarace
wait I have played that first game years ago, what is it?
i thought that was colin mochrie in the thumbnail and got unreasonably excited that there was a whose line fmv game out there somewhere.