Am i the only who cant get past the fact that Dracula, his entire family, and their dog were apparently hunted down and staked in the heart by vampire hunters and instrad of burning the corpses they decided to build them an elaborate tomb with individual coffins and all their names engraved nicely, even the dog.
This morning I was walking my dog before sunrise. Her eyes were glowing, well probably because I pointed my flashlight at her. She didn't try to kill me. Good dog.
Dracula's dog, Frankenstein's hamster, Freddy Kruger's platypus ... the possibilities are endless ! And yes, I'd definitely keep the name Dracula ! I mean c'mon !
Michael Myers' Mouse? Chucky's Chicken? There's a lot of material here for movies that might recover a decent portion of their budget at the box office.
"We can't have an undead, half-vampire roaming around the streets of L.A. There's too many already." I think that's probably the loudest I've laughed at one of your jokes, way too true...
@@011keepersI can't find a good place to buy movie t shirts online or in person lol I'm still looking for "it can't rain all the time" with Eric Dravens face or something on it lol
Man, this film has T'Pring, Korax the Klingon from "The Trouble With Tribbles," and Andorian Ambassador Shras from "Journey to Babel." This film is rivaling Blacula for former Star Trek guest actors.
I love this film!. It was a VHS staple here in the UK under the far better title of Zoltan: Hound Of Dracula. It was a great film to watch with a group of friends, lots of beer and some large meat feast pizzas. It was also surprising just how creepy the dog was back then, and it still holds up pretty well today.
I saw it on UHF TV in early-80s New Orleans and couldn't believe it was real. With a title like that you'd think it would be tongue in cheek, but it's played dead serious.
When I was a little kid watching this it was heartbreaking to me lol I felt so bad for all the puppies and dogs that they wouldn't wouldn't get to live happy lives and inevitably would be killed because they're not themselves anymore...It's like rabies..Rabies breaks my heart still
I love the name on the mausoleum, "Count Igor Dracula". Igor? LOL If Mike is the last descendant of the Dracula clan, what are his two kids? They would also be descendants, wouldn't they?
This was great - I thought Mark was particularly inspired with the jokes and I laughed all the way through! Funny how the 1970s and 80s were both a golden age for Horror, producing a staggering amount of iconic, classic movies (from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to "The Exorcist", from "Carrie" to "The Shining", from "Halloween" to "Friday the Thirteenth", from "Poltergeist" to "A Nightmare on Elm Street", not to mention the Italian "giallos" by Argento, Fulci, et al) and fertile ground for some of the cheesiest, unintentionally hilarious - but often highly entertaining - examples of the genre, many of which Mark has covered quite nicely over the years.
Inspector Branco is played by Jose Ferrer who won the 1950 best actor Oscar for Cyrano de Bergerac and was nominated for two other academy awards. He must have been having some serious regrets about the decline of his career when he was acting in this one.
@@rosselliswilkinsonAnd he’s George Clooney’s cousin, as his father was married to Rosemary Clooney! I’m glad to see somebody mentioned José Ferrer here. I’m surprised this video overlooked him!
Ferrer was The Emperor Shadam The Fourth in the D.Lynch (or Allen Smithee) DUNE around this period. So, no he wasn't in serious "decline". It was merely another paycheck. Actors like those.
Zoltan, Hound of Dracula(in the UK) is one of my favourite Vampire films, along with the Legend of 7 Golden Vampires. In the 70's when we only had 3 tv channels in the UK, itv and bbc2 used to show horror movies on a Friday and Saturday night, my Dad would let me sit up with him and watch them. ,which is where I first saw this. Btw I owned a Coleman Milne Hearse. I was even in the hearse owners club.
One of FIVE vampire movies Michael Pataki was in through the 70's. The Return of Count Yorga, 71. Grave of the Vampire, 72. The Bat People, 74. Dracula's Dog, 77. Love at First Bite, 79.
And here's a side-note actor Mike Pataki was also one of the first Klingons in Star Trek OS he was also Drago's manager in Rocky 2 and he was in the movie sidehackers as the main bad guy, rip Mike Pataki❤(the actor playing Schmitt also played an andorian on STOS, Too!)
It's 100% impossible that Dracula had a Dobie as his dog. "Dracula" was first published in 1897, the events in the book - including Dracula's death - happen several years before the then-present time. The Dobermann/Doberman Pinscher breed wasn't fully developed and refined in Germany until the end of the 1890s. There probably wasn't a single Dobie in all of Romania before quite some time into the 20th century. Cynologically totally unbelievable movie, 0/4 paws! Also, "Zoltan" is a VERY Hungarian name - and Vlad III, the real-life person Dracula is based on, was imprisoned by the Hungarian king Matthias Corvinus for 14 years. He had a very complicated relationship with the Hungarians. He was only released about a year before his death and after being forced to convert from Eastern Orthodox Christianity to Roman Catholicism. I sincerely doubt that he would have given his dog that name. Or something...
I was thinking the same but didn't know the exact years, just that the breed was developed in the late 1800s and virtually non existent in the early 1900s, both after the book came out/was set. For some reason Dobermans and rottweilers were just the stock "bad guy" dogs in the 70s.
@@Necrowolf81 It's a good job the dog wasn't called Fifi Trixiebelle then. Come to think of it, it's lucky Dracula's intended victim wasn't awoken by a chihuahua.
Burying Servants in the tomb with their masters is an antique tradition. The master would need them in the other life. So they buried them alive or poisoned them when the master died.
Mike Dracula is played by veteran TV and movie actor Mike Pataki, who was in another so bad it's good gem (at least one that I recognize him from anyway) called Five The Hard Way which is a movie about "side hacking" which is motorcycle racing with sidecars. He did have some parts in some major pictures as well. He was also on a lot of very popular TV series like Star Trek, All in the Family, Happy Days, Little House on the Prairie, and Kung Fu. Sadly he passed away in 2010 due to cancer.
This movie is a Star Trek TOS reunion! Michael Pataki (Mike), Jan Shutan (Marla, Mike's wife), Reggie Nalder (Veidt), and Arlene Martel (Major Hessle) all had guest parts on Star Trek at one point.
12:26 it's even more unbelievable we're supposed to believe a woman can just "drive an RV" like that's a thing. She'll have it wrapped around a tree or in a ditch within a half-mile.
I remember the first ( and only) time I saw this movie was at a Games Convention years ago after we had been drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Its up there with The Giant Claw and Plan 9.
My brother and me watched this on TV as kids. We were very confused by the plot - like this guy is Dracula's great-grandson, so Dracula had kids??. Also, the photograph of Dracula and Zoltan suggests that the Count visited a photography studio (who works nights apparently) and had a few prints run up.
Lots and lots of love from Hungary! It’s satisfying to know that other countries produce and enjoy crap as well. And love your videos, Mark, always cheer me up! Thank you for everything! EDIT: Zoltan (Zoltán) is a Hungarian HUMAN name, not even the place where Dracula was from, wtf...
Would be, if Dracula would have been Transylvanian. But Dracula (Tepes) lived further down. Old Transylvania was a much bigger territory than now, and a big portion of it never spoke Hungarian. Tepes was one of those people. Either way, Zoltán (coming from the word “sultan” is really not a dog’s name. Damn, I love that we’re talking about a Hungarian name in a Canadian guy’s video. The internet is a wonderful place.
@@DeNeSGeri oh ok. I thought dracula came from Transylvania. I guess the place I read it was wrong. I don't know about the past of Transylvania, but my Romanian colleague comes from that region and he says in some places they speak Hungarian too. He can speak it also. I like Hungarian, my name is István I think. Very cool
*- Me:* I don't know how to box; how am l going to fight young Mike Tyson? *- Oldman:* when the time come you will know exactly what to do? *Me:* wait what?
I was born in 77. There were some classics released that year, such as; Star Wars a New Hope, The Spy Who Loved Me, Close Encounters of The Third Kind, Smokey & The Bandit, and Saturday Night Fever. So it's refreshing to know that it was balanced out with some stinkers such as this. I suppose you could technically call this a classic...classically bad! Nice one Mark 👍🤣
I actually met Count Dracula, he had a palace close to my home town. He got adopted into the Kretzulesco family in the 70's, making him _Ottomar Rodolphe Vlad Dracula Prince Kretzulesco,_ legitimatly related to the original Vlad the Impaler. He then purchased the estate with the palace to provide a place for events such as concerts, medival fairs and art exhibitions. Prince Kretzulesco supposedly died in 2007, but I guess somebody should double-check..
It's quite astonishing to think about just how many movies people have been working on throughout the years, and how much effort and time has been put into making obscure, near forgotten ones like Dracula's Dog.
Hey it's Michael Pataki - he's been in a lot of stuff like Star Trek the original 60s series as a Klingon, and he was a russian in Rocky IV - also, if you're an MST3K fan, you might recognize him from the Sidehackers episode as the character "JC".
Much respect to Reggie Nalder, who played Veidt Smith in _Dracula's Dog_ (1977, dir. Albert Band) and next played Kurt Barlow in _Salem's Lot_ (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper).
I hear Marvel calling. They will be making a new Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night show. Half of the show will be about this vampire puppy, a newly introduced character that everyone will love more than the titular character.
My real last name is LIBERACE, top ten most famous names of the time 50s through 80s. It's also a extremely rare name, most of the family started pronouncing it phonetically. The constant "Do you play the piano?, Is he gay? Are you all gay? and other constant BS is hard to take and goes on for decades. So yes would probably not use Dracula, not the same caliber guy
The movie could so easily be much better. In the novel, Dracula can command wolves to do what he want. So replace dogs with a pack of wolves commanded by a vampire.
Dracula having a vampire cat as a pet is a terrible idea - cats will eat their owner's dead bodies. So imagine Dracula waking up each morning with bites taken out of his face. And cats can find their way into anything so having a lid on the coffin isn't a fool-proof option. Remember: a dog is for your afterlife, not just for Christmas.
I mean if I woke up after 300 years the first thing I'd check is my bank account, the compound interest on that, I'd be so rich, I wouldn't be able to count
That "The Draculas" sitcom idea could work, but only if it had really good writers. If you made the family aliens instead of vampires, that is basically the premise of "Third Rock From the Sun".
I'm curious what software you use. I recently got back into creating and OBS has been my bread and butter but.. limitations. Do you do all your edits or is there a handful of helpers that create and manage? I've always enjoyed the quality of these, simple yet spectacular
There was an "unofficial" sequel where the film begins with the puppy being dropped off in front of a family's suburban home. Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (1978) stars Richard Crenna, Yvette Mimieux and the two kids from the Witch Mountain movies. Despite being a TV horror movie it was much better received than Dracula's Dog.
Loved this movie when I was a kid. Called ‘Zoltan: Hound of Dracula’ though. Think there was a book too. The end was ace and I was hoping for a sequel.
What dya mean “it’s not very good” !? It’s brilliant!! ;) a few weird plot choices and it takes itself a little too seriously as a real horror film but I love it!! Plus Reggie Nalder!!
Now you need to review Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell! Another creepy 70s film with an evil dog, but this one even gets into possession! All this, and Richard Crenna!
Keeping the last name "Dracula" or not?
Whip!
He should just get an online diploma and become a 'physician': Doctor Alan Cula
He should go by Dr. Acula (Mitch Hedberg joke).
I would keep it but change it if I got married.
Oh hai Mark
Am i the only who cant get past the fact that Dracula, his entire family, and their dog were apparently hunted down and staked in the heart by vampire hunters and instrad of burning the corpses they decided to build them an elaborate tomb with individual coffins and all their names engraved nicely, even the dog.
this
The things you can buy with an infinite supply of wealth. I mean, he's lived forever up until that point.
This morning I was walking my dog before sunrise. Her eyes were glowing, well probably because I pointed my flashlight at her. She didn't try to kill me. Good dog.
Dracula's dog, Frankenstein's hamster, Freddy Kruger's platypus ... the possibilities are endless ! And yes, I'd definitely keep the name Dracula ! I mean c'mon !
Michael Myers' Mouse? Chucky's Chicken? There's a lot of material here for movies that might recover a decent portion of their budget at the box office.
The werewolf's cat.
José Ferrer in this movie is such a cool casting move.
"We can't have an undead, half-vampire roaming around the streets of L.A. There's too many already." I think that's probably the loudest I've laughed at one of your jokes, way too true...
This is how Mark should start every movie he reviews "yes, it is real. No, it's not good" 🤣
I want that on a T Shirt...
Great t-shirt idea! Sounds like my life motto 🤣
🤣🤣
@succulentcranberry1742 haha right both are very true unfortunately
@@011keepersI can't find a good place to buy movie t shirts online or in person lol I'm still looking for "it can't rain all the time" with Eric Dravens face or something on it lol
The blond hiker was William Katt, "The Greatest American Hero" star.
When Dracula says to his employees "you're like family" he means it, he'll even bury them in his family tomb!
This was common in Egypt. They buried cats, dogs, birds, servants, food.
Dog pisses Dracula off, Dracula attacks and enslaves dog's owner, Drac gives guy a spot in the family tomb. A tale as old as time!
@@DavidLLambertmobile
No beer? 😢
I must say, I am disappointed they used actual dogs for this. Was looking forward to making fun of crappy dog puppets.
Me too I love crappy puppets
Or dogs with prosthetics glued on them, like iguanas with horns and passed off as dinosaurs.
@@georgemetcalf8763like the dogs they used in Attack of the Killer Shrews, with wigs draped over them with big fake, floppy teeth in their mouths
They blew their budget on the human puppets playing the Drake family.
The dog paws tearing up walls were prosthetics.
The female Romanian soldier near the beginning of the film is the same actress that played Spock's fiance in the Star Trek episode "Amok Time."
Man, this film has T'Pring, Korax the Klingon from "The Trouble With Tribbles," and Andorian Ambassador Shras from "Journey to Babel."
This film is rivaling Blacula for former Star Trek guest actors.
Yours is the MOST underappreciated channel on the UA-cams.
The U.S. Navy logo on the Romanian Army vehicles is a nice touch. @4:38
I love this film!. It was a VHS staple here in the UK under the far better title of Zoltan: Hound Of Dracula. It was a great film to watch with a group of friends, lots of beer and some large meat feast pizzas. It was also surprising just how creepy the dog was back then, and it still holds up pretty well today.
Yeah, I thought it was called that as well. Much better title!
you are easily creeped out
I saw it on UHF TV in early-80s New Orleans and couldn't believe it was real. With a title like that you'd think it would be tongue in cheek, but it's played dead serious.
thats what i saw it under here in the USA, maybe Canada got a different title
@@ripvanwinkle2002 Both titles were used in the U.S. "Dracula's Dog" in the theaters and "Zoltan, Hound of Dracula" mostly for TV.
I saw this as a kid. The puppy at the end used to scare the shit out of me but this time it looked cute
When I was a little kid watching this it was heartbreaking to me lol I felt so bad for all the puppies and dogs that they wouldn't wouldn't get to live happy lives and inevitably would be killed because they're not themselves anymore...It's like rabies..Rabies breaks my heart still
I actually loved that film, and the twist at the end was really horrific! "Good dog Zoltan!"
Same I watched Zoltan a few times as a kid so I have love for it lol
Some of the Cinematography, especially the lighting was pretty decent for the time! Surprisingly
4:53 Inspector Branco later becomes the emperor of the Universe and fights with the Atreides over Arrakis.
Mark, you're always so damn entertaining. How you make the stupidest unintentionally funny stuff even more hilarious is a true gift.
I love the name on the mausoleum, "Count Igor Dracula". Igor? LOL If Mike is the last descendant of the Dracula clan, what are his two kids? They would also be descendants, wouldn't they?
This was great - I thought Mark was particularly inspired with the jokes and I laughed all the way through!
Funny how the 1970s and 80s were both a golden age for Horror, producing a staggering amount of iconic, classic movies (from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to "The Exorcist", from "Carrie" to "The Shining", from "Halloween" to "Friday the Thirteenth", from "Poltergeist" to "A Nightmare on Elm Street", not to mention the Italian "giallos" by Argento, Fulci, et al) and fertile ground for some of the cheesiest, unintentionally hilarious - but often highly entertaining - examples of the genre, many of which Mark has covered quite nicely over the years.
Inspector Branco is played by Jose Ferrer who won the 1950 best actor Oscar for Cyrano de Bergerac and was nominated for two other academy awards. He must have been having some serious regrets about the decline of his career when he was acting in this one.
He is the father of late character actor Miguel Ferrer(Night Flyer, Robocop, Chasing Jordan)
@@rosselliswilkinsonAnd he’s George Clooney’s cousin, as his father was married to Rosemary Clooney! I’m glad to see somebody mentioned José Ferrer here. I’m surprised this video overlooked him!
Ferrer was The Emperor Shadam The Fourth in the D.Lynch (or Allen Smithee)
DUNE around this period. So, no he wasn't in serious "decline". It was merely another paycheck. Actors like those.
Zoltan: I never drink...toilet water.
some of those shots of the dogs look so cool too. the way the lights hit the fur, the close ups, etc.
Zoltan, Hound of Dracula(in the UK) is one of my favourite Vampire films, along with the Legend of 7 Golden Vampires. In the 70's when we only had 3 tv channels in the UK, itv and bbc2 used to show horror movies on a Friday and Saturday night, my Dad would let me sit up with him and watch them. ,which is where I first saw this.
Btw I owned a Coleman Milne Hearse. I was even in the hearse owners club.
One of FIVE vampire movies Michael Pataki was in through the 70's. The Return of Count Yorga, 71. Grave of the Vampire, 72. The Bat People, 74. Dracula's Dog, 77. Love at First Bite, 79.
And Airport 77. With Dracula himself...Christopher Lee
You are not wrong. The HD transfer does indeed look really damn good. I'm impressed.
Carrying around those little green plastic bags and a small doggie scoop would really cramp Dracula's style.
Hmm. Do vampires poop?
I appreciate that this movie is not CGI, but great practical effects.
down under, it was "Zoltan, hound of Dracula" .. loved it as a kid
And here's a side-note actor Mike Pataki was also one of the first Klingons in Star Trek OS he was also Drago's manager in Rocky 2 and he was in the movie sidehackers as the main bad guy, rip Mike Pataki❤(the actor playing Schmitt also played an andorian on STOS, Too!)
He was also one of the Malachi brothers in Happy Days. Really talented actor.
@@captainchinook1138 watch out for the....malachi CRUNCH!! Lol
My gloomy day always gets a little brighter when I see that Mark has made a new video thank you so much Mark😊
It's 100% impossible that Dracula had a Dobie as his dog. "Dracula" was first published in 1897, the events in the book - including Dracula's death - happen several years before the then-present time. The Dobermann/Doberman Pinscher breed wasn't fully developed and refined in Germany until the end of the 1890s. There probably wasn't a single Dobie in all of Romania before quite some time into the 20th century.
Cynologically totally unbelievable movie, 0/4 paws!
Also, "Zoltan" is a VERY Hungarian name - and Vlad III, the real-life person Dracula is based on, was imprisoned by the Hungarian king Matthias Corvinus for 14 years. He had a very complicated relationship with the Hungarians. He was only released about a year before his death and after being forced to convert from Eastern Orthodox Christianity to Roman Catholicism. I sincerely doubt that he would have given his dog that name.
Or something...
Yeah, I hate it when these movies are so unrealistic.
I was thinking the same but didn't know the exact years, just that the breed was developed in the late 1800s and virtually non existent in the early 1900s, both after the book came out/was set. For some reason Dobermans and rottweilers were just the stock "bad guy" dogs in the 70s.
wasn't it the servant's dog until Drac bit it? That would mean the servant named the dog not Drac
@@Necrowolf81 It's a good job the dog wasn't called Fifi Trixiebelle then. Come to think of it, it's lucky Dracula's intended victim wasn't awoken by a chihuahua.
so we are skipping over vampires are real to what kind of dog they can realistically have?
Mike Schmidt was played by Reggie Nalder, who also played the vampire Barlow in Salem’s Lot
It's "Veidt Smit", not Mike Schmidt.
Scary dog. Torgo said the Master would approve.
"It's Dracula... Mike Dracula" Da da da dahhhh!
Mike Dracula sounds it would be the name of a local battle rapper
Burying Servants in the tomb with their masters is an antique tradition. The master would need them in the other life. So they buried them alive or poisoned them when the master died.
Mike Dracula is played by veteran TV and movie actor Mike Pataki, who was in another so bad it's good gem (at least one that I recognize him from anyway) called Five The Hard Way which is a movie about "side hacking" which is motorcycle racing with sidecars. He did have some parts in some major pictures as well. He was also on a lot of very popular TV series like Star Trek, All in the Family, Happy Days, Little House on the Prairie, and Kung Fu. Sadly he passed away in 2010 due to cancer.
This movie is a Star Trek TOS reunion! Michael Pataki (Mike), Jan Shutan (Marla, Mike's wife), Reggie Nalder (Veidt), and Arlene Martel (Major Hessle) all had guest parts on Star Trek at one point.
its kinda weird they all ended up here.
And Jose Ferrer's son was in Search for Spock (I don't know if you consider that as canon or not).
AND Jose Ferrer was emperor of the known universe.
@@iasimov5960he was better than the new one.
12:26 it's even more unbelievable we're supposed to believe a woman can just "drive an RV" like that's a thing. She'll have it wrapped around a tree or in a ditch within a half-mile.
Hey, thats the Emperor from DUNE. And thats that one character actor I saw in The Andromeda Strain.
I remember the first ( and only) time I saw this movie was at a Games Convention years ago after we had been drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Its up there with The Giant Claw and Plan 9.
My brother and me watched this on TV as kids. We were very confused by the plot - like this guy is Dracula's great-grandson, so Dracula had kids??. Also, the photograph of Dracula and Zoltan suggests that the Count visited a photography studio (who works nights apparently) and had a few prints run up.
Lots and lots of love from Hungary! It’s satisfying to know that other countries produce and enjoy crap as well.
And love your videos, Mark, always cheer me up! Thank you for everything!
EDIT: Zoltan (Zoltán) is a Hungarian HUMAN name, not even the place where Dracula was from, wtf...
Well dracula is Transylvanian, and the people there were speaking Hungarian as well as Romanian, so it is possible
Would be, if Dracula would have been Transylvanian. But Dracula (Tepes) lived further down. Old Transylvania was a much bigger territory than now, and a big portion of it never spoke Hungarian. Tepes was one of those people. Either way, Zoltán (coming from the word “sultan” is really not a dog’s name.
Damn, I love that we’re talking about a Hungarian name in a Canadian guy’s video. The internet is a wonderful place.
@@DeNeSGeri oh ok. I thought dracula came from Transylvania. I guess the place I read it was wrong. I don't know about the past of Transylvania, but my Romanian colleague comes from that region and he says in some places they speak Hungarian too. He can speak it also. I like Hungarian, my name is István I think. Very cool
@@SteveMacSticky You’re definitely not wrong. He comes from Transylvania. But historical Tr. is a bigger place and he was very far from “us”.
@@SteveMacStickyAnd yes, you are “István” in Hungarian. My father is too, and the first Hungarian king was named István, too. So it’s cool in Hungary.
Mark: "We never hear about the pets of monsters."
Frankenweenie: "Am I a joke to you?"
*- Me:* I don't know how to box; how am l going to fight young Mike Tyson?
*- Oldman:* when the time come you will know exactly what to do?
*Me:* wait what?
I was born in 77. There were some classics released that year, such as; Star Wars a New Hope,
The Spy Who Loved Me, Close Encounters of The Third Kind, Smokey & The Bandit, and Saturday Night Fever. So it's refreshing to know that it was balanced out with some stinkers such as this. I suppose you could technically call this a classic...classically bad! Nice one Mark 👍🤣
Classy bad is a new category upon itself.😁
03:10 that is the photo of a cat called Shebang, from a flickr account called gillicious, and the photo's title is "Saturday afternoon chillin'".
This is so funny to me, because I'm Hungarian my father's name is Zoltán as well :D
It makes this even more brilliant
Funny my grandmother 👵 was Hungarian. We called her Winky 😄
To quote "Dude Where's My Car," "ZOLTAAAANNN!" ✊️🧛♂️👍
I actually met Count Dracula, he had a palace close to my home town.
He got adopted into the Kretzulesco family in the 70's, making him _Ottomar Rodolphe Vlad Dracula Prince Kretzulesco,_ legitimatly related to the original Vlad the Impaler.
He then purchased the estate with the palace to provide a place for events such as concerts, medival fairs and art exhibitions. Prince Kretzulesco supposedly died in 2007, but I guess somebody should double-check..
Enjoyable WMWM episode like always, Mark! Seriously, go audtion for roles because your comedic prowess is peerless!
Team up with Jon Tron, Ryan George/🇨🇦. Gus Johnson
The dog’s origin story sounds a lot like Cujo, with the bat being Dracula. Love it:)
This was called 'Zoltan, hound of Dracula ' in the UK.
Marks attention to the mundane details of day to day life brings me joy. Great vid!
The '68 Cutlass S was the most interesting thing in the movie.
During the dramatic sasquatch pause, I SO wanted you to say "Harry and the Hendersons situation" and you DID. Made my day.
I love this channel. Your videos are brilliant and hilarious.
OmG, how did Jose Ferrer get roped into this?
Paycheque
That puppy at the end cracked me up real good.
It's quite astonishing to think about just how many movies people have been working on throughout the years, and how much effort and time has been put into making obscure, near forgotten ones like Dracula's Dog.
Hey that's the guy from Sidehackers!
Hey it's Michael Pataki - he's been in a lot of stuff like Star Trek the original 60s series as a Klingon, and he was a russian in Rocky IV - also, if you're an MST3K fan, you might recognize him from the Sidehackers episode as the character "JC".
He was also in the episode featuring "It Lives by Night" (aka The Bat People).
@@THE_bchat Oh yeah, the sheriff - forgot about that.
The picture of Zoltan on the cover used to make me crack up as a kid
Don't Mess With The Zoltan!!! 💇🏼♀️
Much respect to Reggie Nalder, who played Veidt Smith in _Dracula's Dog_ (1977, dir. Albert Band) and next played Kurt Barlow in _Salem's Lot_ (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper).
I hear Marvel calling. They will be making a new Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night show. Half of the show will be about this vampire puppy, a newly introduced character that everyone will love more than the titular character.
14:58 That is the goodest of good boys/girls!!! Those eyes scream "Like this mommy?" I hope the treat for this was the yummiest!!!!
My real last name is LIBERACE, top ten most famous names of the time 50s through 80s. It's also a extremely rare name, most of the family started pronouncing it phonetically. The constant "Do you play the piano?, Is he gay? Are you all gay? and other constant BS is hard to take and goes on for decades. So yes would probably not use Dracula, not the same caliber guy
I'm betting some of those dogs worked in "The Doberman Gang" series of movies (which I don't think you've reviewed - hint, hint).
The movie could so easily be much better. In the novel, Dracula can command wolves to do what he want. So replace dogs with a pack of wolves commanded by a vampire.
Mark . . . please never stop never stopping!
Another great review man, you definitely have to do them more often. Can’t wait for the next one.
What about 'Devil dog hound of hell', that was a 70s classic!
Dracula having a vampire cat as a pet is a terrible idea - cats will eat their owner's dead bodies. So imagine Dracula waking up each morning with bites taken out of his face. And cats can find their way into anything so having a lid on the coffin isn't a fool-proof option.
Remember: a dog is for your afterlife, not just for Christmas.
A perfect video to settle into the halloween mood, Thank you so much FanboyFlicks!
I mean if I woke up after 300 years the first thing I'd check is my bank account, the compound interest on that, I'd be so rich, I wouldn't be able to count
Remember this movie pretty well, cause we had a Doberman back then, and Zoltan is a Doberman. Such sweet doggos, despite their looks.
Very good Uno tangent. I feel your pain.
Even reading the subtitle didn’t prepare me for hearing the name “Mike Dracula” spoken aloud 😂
That "The Draculas" sitcom idea could work, but only if it had really good writers. If you made the family aliens instead of vampires, that is basically the premise of "Third Rock From the Sun".
I'm curious what software you use. I recently got back into creating and OBS has been my bread and butter but.. limitations. Do you do all your edits or is there a handful of helpers that create and manage? I've always enjoyed the quality of these, simple yet spectacular
There was an "unofficial" sequel where the film begins with the puppy being dropped off in front of a family's suburban home. Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (1978) stars Richard Crenna, Yvette Mimieux and the two kids from the Witch Mountain movies. Despite being a TV horror movie it was much better received than Dracula's Dog.
Loved this movie when I was a kid. Called ‘Zoltan: Hound of Dracula’ though. Think there was a book too. The end was ace and I was hoping for a sequel.
That camper! How many of them are going out?! You could fit a marching band in there!
It’s incredibly important to be on the same page about Uno rules. It’s the only thing that separates us from the animals.
Right...cuz with two players , I'm pretty sure you can stack em up
What dya mean “it’s not very good” !? It’s brilliant!! ;) a few weird plot choices and it takes itself a little too seriously as a real horror film but I love it!! Plus Reggie Nalder!!
The human scream from the dog is the piece de la resistance.
If you were unsure if Mark is Canadian, then the "Harry and the Hendersons" reference should make it clear 😁
So…. Yes?
I’ll never forget the way he flies out of the coffin cape and all lol the version I saw was called Zoltan Draculas dog
I like how the jeep in the shot with the Romanian Army clearly says NAVY on it.......continuity is hard,lol😂
Now you need to review Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell! Another creepy 70s film with an evil dog, but this one even gets into possession! All this, and Richard Crenna!
Dang those dogs looked great! I mean actually scary 😮😂
This reminds me of Snakes on a Plane. Sometimes you just have a script people want to shoot even though everyone knows it's garbage.
17:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
With a last name of Poe, I can tell you that yes, it does get very, very old.
4:40 Small detail: why is the Jeep marked "US Navy" despite the film being set in Soviet-era Romania?
🎉 Hooray!🎉 Nothing brightens a dreary day like a new episode of WMWM!😻💕 Love your show!
i have 2 cats, you are in fact correct, you can spend hours in the same room without being aware the cats is even there.
There was a pilot for a Dracula sitcom made a couple years after this movie. It was called "Mr. and Mrs. Dracula." It's on UA-cam.
This video is Soooooo Much better than watching the actual movie. 😂👍💯
10:17 Jonathan from Hotel Transylvania. 🤣