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  • @biriyani_on_top
    @biriyani_on_top Рік тому +1587

    It's actually so embarrassing being completely oblivious to their own stereotypes and to double standards. The amount of times I've seen a woman bash someone for a specific reason, only to praise another woman for that same reason, is nothing short of concerning

    • @ЭлмоСВТ-40
      @ЭлмоСВТ-40 Рік тому +76

      It's good that they are openly dumb so people can avoid ever being around them.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому +37

      @@ЭлмоСВТ-40 that's what i like about women,this is why we should also encourage men to open up

    • @mrmagoo.3678
      @mrmagoo.3678 Рік тому

      Ailurus told us with a skin condition called Vitiligo to go Bleach our Faces on his previous vids, I'll tell you wich if you want, so don't think this 'man' is above all that, just making somne money by pretending is all.

    • @biscuitboi3561
      @biscuitboi3561 Рік тому +3

      while the sense shown in the video is, the main keyword is state is “intensity” some traits can be good when expressed moderately while if it’s your personality or annoying about it it’s not good

    • @Certified-flow
      @Certified-flow Рік тому

      You're absolutely right.
      Also just wanna say I respect your pfp :)

  • @ZFairVII
    @ZFairVII Рік тому +538

    In bamboo's embrace, Ailurus, the red panda, finds his place by reading both funny and depressing Reddits with a versatile face.

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB Рік тому +1

      What stream s it at 7:08 ???

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 Рік тому +4

      Versatile face?

    • @mrmagoo.3678
      @mrmagoo.3678 Рік тому

      He also tells us with a skin condition were born with to 'go bleach your face' too.. I'll link the vid if needed, don't put your trust in this one, just BS to make money but inside?.. he's thinking different.`

    • @Idkanymore1234
      @Idkanymore1234 5 місяців тому +2

      seems like smth outta a chatgpt prompt

  • @Dragonlord826
    @Dragonlord826 Рік тому +271

    Alcohol fucks with your head, but you're still responsible for your actions. What you do while drunk doesn't define you as a person, not taking accountability for those drunk actions does.

    • @Lucifer-do7mf
      @Lucifer-do7mf Рік тому +3

      you're still sometimes doing things under the influence you would never do sober. also i hate to be that person but its *your head

    • @Dragonlord826
      @Dragonlord826 Рік тому +2

      @@Lucifer-do7mf yeah I didn't notice the mistype. Also that's my point that's exactly what I said. You're not the same person while drunk, but you're still responsible.

    • @Lucifer-do7mf
      @Lucifer-do7mf Рік тому +3

      @@Dragonlord826 i reread your comment and yeah youre right. i wrote early in the morning and i guess my brain wasnt booted properly yet. sorry for that. my bad

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 10 місяців тому +1

      i hate those kinds of people. I'm not a huge drinker but i always remain in control and if i start losing control i leave the situation and crash. If you cant control yourself while you're drunk you need to leave and you need to learn your limits so you dont over do it. Just getting drunk and acting like an idiot doesnt get you off the hook, you're still responsible no matter what. People do the same thing with drugs and act like it's not their fault when they get too drunk or high, lose control, and do something stupid when you're the one who chose to overdo it.

    • @Sus_pumpkin
      @Sus_pumpkin 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Lucifer-do7mfy you were nice and took responsibility for the things you did when tired?!? And this is online? Why did not you double down and be an asshole online?!?!

  • @florid1ty
    @florid1ty Рік тому +946

    It's so satisfying to see police have their brain dead logic thrown right back at them. You know they just want an excuse to overpower someone by the fact they couldn't even tell him what he was doing wrong.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому +56

      Yep, especially for European police. Those MFs go way too far constantly

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser Рік тому +11

      It's such a shame to see people encourage uncooperative actions

    • @anthonycortes868
      @anthonycortes868 Рік тому

      ​@@CheeseMiserits such a shame to see police try to use their power over people

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 Рік тому

      @@CheeseMiserif those uncooperative actions are directed at dumbasses who have no right to have the power they do, I say go right ahead

    • @wilkowilkins6831
      @wilkowilkins6831 Рік тому

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894Lets ignore Americas police, they are way worse

  • @crumbyash1754
    @crumbyash1754 Рік тому +96

    8:12 and to make the lemon post worse, there's a hair on the top of the lemon, so they posted that after they used the lemon...

    • @g8ts985
      @g8ts985 Рік тому +8

      NO WHY WHYYY DID YOU HAD TO TELL

    • @eyesofhouris
      @eyesofhouris Рік тому

      lemon slices used instead of deodorant because it have the same effect even better, it doesn't darken your area and you wouldn't smell a whole week so why not using it instead ?

    • @trollhimforever
      @trollhimforever Рік тому

      In most countries in Asia we just squeeze the juices of the lemon into our armpits

  • @questionable69420
    @questionable69420 Рік тому +128

    8:52 i aint clownin on a lady with a medical condition 💀

    • @africanwilddog6685
      @africanwilddog6685 Рік тому +22

      same 😭 I felt bad for ice spice too. I don’t follow her or anything but I don’t understand why she’s getting hate :/

    • @questionable69420
      @questionable69420 Рік тому +1

      @@africanwilddog6685 nah fuck ice spice her music is trash

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 Рік тому +7

      Well, lady professor x just didn't like the jokes, that is normal really because you know, hell she doesn't even need to pay for anything to remove hair anymore so its a bit of a win win situation, i just afraid if the guy has a kink of pulling hair and uses a plunger instead

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 Рік тому +4

      No discrimination, everyone gets made fun of.

    • @questionable69420
      @questionable69420 Рік тому +14

      @@aleisterlavey9716 I'll make fun of everyone just not make fun of something they can't control

  • @DonderNashawk
    @DonderNashawk Рік тому +326

    What a legend, still making reddit videos while the platform is in flames

    • @W4wawewa
      @W4wawewa 3 місяці тому +1

      What happen

  • @povertylevelphilanthropy1524
    @povertylevelphilanthropy1524 Рік тому +115

    While alcohol won’t change who you are, it can cause you to do things you would never do sober.

    • @JohnM240
      @JohnM240 Рік тому +5

      Thats how i crashed my motorcycle

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +1

      My mother gets childish.
      Also the only two times she drove drunk(not enough to eat) I was scared for everything.

    • @povertylevelphilanthropy1524
      @povertylevelphilanthropy1524 Рік тому +1

      @@samurexatlas7373 hopefully you and your mom are both doing well now.

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +1

      @@povertylevelphilanthropy1524 Oh we're good, she did sober up.
      It was just flukes

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +219

    Despite the problems going on with Reddit recently, it's nice we still get content.
    4:34 _You have alerted the Dwarfism horde_

  • @roonkolos
    @roonkolos Рік тому +178

    That commission one is not remotely wrong
    One of the worst for me was about a year and a half. She got it done but man it was a chore to get done. But she was able to get other pieces done between then
    I get things can happen but just say ya forgot or dont want to. Easy as that

    • @digitab4446
      @digitab4446 Рік тому +21

      Oh yeah, as an artist who takes a while with commissions, but still posts other shit in the meanwhile (Criminal, IK) I think it's best to just be fully honest with clients, and AT LEAST keep them posted a few times a month. If anything actually wrong happens, tell them, and if motivation's an issue, clients won't kill em.
      It sucks that we can be super slow like that sometimes, but communication can at least soften the blow.

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos Рік тому +7

      @@digitab4446 exactly!! Her work is nice but now it ruined any chance I'd get any with her in the future. If she updated me now and then I wouldn't have even shared this but alas..

    • @v4n1ty92
      @v4n1ty92 Рік тому +6

      I did this with my first proper commission but didnt work on anything else while i was procrastinating on the work i was doing for money. At least i didnt make the client pay me until i finished the product, and i was fairly honest about why it took 3 months longer than it should've 😅 ( i hate inking over my pencil lines, i always fuck it up and that makes me not want to do it at all 😂 )

    • @_Chessa_
      @_Chessa_ Рік тому

      @@v4n1ty92 omg.. im working on an inking piece too and haven’t started the inking for 3 months… at least this is a free piece. Maybe why im not motivated at all.

    • @DracoCordraconis
      @DracoCordraconis Рік тому +2

      Had that as well. Longest piece I waited for was about 1.5 years, and I (as customer) regularly inquired about it. Currently I'm waiting for another expensive piece and my patience slowly dwindles, especially since I barely hear anything from the artist.
      From the viewpoint of a customer - I personally don't mind longer waiting times, especially on high quality art, IF the artist stays in touch and gives regular updates. Things can always happen, artists are also just people with lives and struggles. But at least be open and transparent about it and keep your customers informed. That generally is seen as positive and makes waiting times more acceptable.

  • @raymat1774
    @raymat1774 Рік тому +46

    4:25 this isn't murdered by words, this is just murder.

  • @arfbarksnarlgrrrowlbarkawooo
    @arfbarksnarlgrrrowlbarkawooo Рік тому +98

    why are we clowning on the bald woman, guys?

  • @Super-qr7wm
    @Super-qr7wm Рік тому +21

    "how can you enforce a law that you dont know off the top of your head" just hits the brain right

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 10 місяців тому +1

      Sad thing is a lot of cops _do_ know the law, they just dont care, and in many places police are allowed to lie and if you accept the lie it's the same as consenting to whatever they're doing. Like if they want to search your house without a warrant they can lie and say they dont need one and if you let them in they can then toss the place.

  • @squishypeanut42
    @squishypeanut42 Рік тому +11

    I blame my bad behavior on alcohol, but my bad behavior is less violence and assault, and more going down a slip n slide in a lawn chair

    • @geethekey1852
      @geethekey1852 Рік тому +2

      No one can have your back if you don't have a back.

  • @genVwithaswitch
    @genVwithaswitch Рік тому +37

    9:05 the girl wasn't even ugly that type of stuff has got to kill your self esteem even though she put herself out there i doubt shed expect to get the post locked

    • @cartercrews8213
      @cartercrews8213 Рік тому +2

      she was lying about the hair she got eyebrows

    • @genVwithaswitch
      @genVwithaswitch Рік тому +1

      @@cartercrews8213 makes me feel a lot better then

    • @not__ra__el
      @not__ra__el Рік тому +6

      ​@@cartercrews8213 alopecia doesn't always make all hair fall out, but the eyebrows were definitely drawn on, she still could be lying tho

    • @thefoxygamer1536
      @thefoxygamer1536 Рік тому +5

      ​@@not__ra__elbut we don't know that, so It wouldn't be fair to assume she was lying.

    • @Ted_Sheckler
      @Ted_Sheckler Рік тому +1

      @@thefoxygamer1536 I'm going to assume you're lying about being "foxy"

  • @DulceReposa
    @DulceReposa Рік тому +37

    The commission one is exactly why I don't want to start commissions
    I'm on and off my drawings so much that I lose motivation so easily, I'd rather just not do it than disappoint someone.

  • @EJaDav
    @EJaDav Рік тому +12

    As an artist, I basically give myself a week to finish completely, If not I refund, I have not had to refund anyone yet.

  • @jacearmor5274
    @jacearmor5274 Рік тому +21

    1:12 At first, I thought this person was insinuating they needed someone to eat the food with so it doesn't go bad

    • @Refort610
      @Refort610 Рік тому +2

      That's what I thought too

  • @dallisaeggers3847
    @dallisaeggers3847 Рік тому +5

    4:45 her talking to her infant son: "why are you not even 5'2'' yet? You are a boy!"

    • @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD
      @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD 11 місяців тому +1

      All you tiny Manlettes are awfully upset about that chart. Us guys over 6’4 find it hilarious 😂

  • @oceanbanana4341
    @oceanbanana4341 Рік тому +15

    1:26 i interpreted that as him needing someone to help him eat the food lol

  • @ecoverm6314
    @ecoverm6314 Рік тому +19

    I think the bald lady is really pretty, i hope she is doing well

  • @Myrewas
    @Myrewas Рік тому +9

    8:58
    Her performance in "I am legend" was amazing

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Рік тому +3

      She was great as the Borg Queen as well.

  • @deruta37
    @deruta37 Рік тому +16

    5:02 OH HELL NO 💀💀💀

  • @parker_lofi3033
    @parker_lofi3033 Рік тому +54

    Just sprained my ankle, this cheered me up a lot 😢😊

  • @somedude4805
    @somedude4805 Рік тому +4

    Finally, I see someone else say something about the distance between Ariel’s eyes. It’s like they gave her fish eyes for the movie.

  • @nickcoles9168
    @nickcoles9168 Рік тому +11

    The funny thing is that with the fruit deodorant, it was a thing in the middle ages. It wasn't as effective as what we have now but it was better than nothing. It was used moreso in the vain as perfume rather than as hygiene though.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one Рік тому +6

    0:50 we are?
    YOU are not apple, pal!
    XD

  • @absolutezerochill2700
    @absolutezerochill2700 Рік тому +7

    1:30 i suppose he means that he wants another person to share his food with

  • @ultron712
    @ultron712 Рік тому +5

    6:42 why did he start talking like Patrick from SpongeBob

  • @solaireofastora922
    @solaireofastora922 Рік тому +9

    6:37 bro looks straight outta NBA 2K 💀

  • @SNOW_THE_WOLF
    @SNOW_THE_WOLF Рік тому +8

    9:21 as an artist I can confirm but I normally tell people I'm slow

  • @KunoTheBaku
    @KunoTheBaku Рік тому +7

    7:17, a picture speaks a thousand words

  • @thedigitalmango
    @thedigitalmango Рік тому +47

    Yet again, great content from Ailurus🎉

  • @MangoMagica
    @MangoMagica Рік тому +10

    Bro my 5’0” ass was dying at 5:34 😂

    • @karrlishenton2442
      @karrlishenton2442 Рік тому +1

      Bro I'm 13 and taller than you 💀

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +1

      @@karrlishenton2442 spoken like a true 13yo 💀

    • @karrlishenton2442
      @karrlishenton2442 Рік тому +1

      @@favoritemustard3542 fr

    • @karrlishenton2442
      @karrlishenton2442 Рік тому +1

      @@favoritemustard3542 idk why or how but I have a weird ass growth rate

    • @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD
      @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD 11 місяців тому +1

      All you tiny Manlettes are awfully upset about that chart. Us guys over 6’4 find it hilarious 😂

  • @xxluna_editsxx7706
    @xxluna_editsxx7706 Рік тому +91

    Ailurus. I don't think the "If you wanted to do it drunk" thing was about shitty people. I think it was about SA and R@pe. I don't mean to be rude or anything but I just wanted to let you know. As a victim of that exact scenario and someone who listens to your videos while drawing. It startled me at first.

    • @storyglory5325
      @storyglory5325 Рік тому

      wawa

    • @xxluna_editsxx7706
      @xxluna_editsxx7706 Рік тому +6

      @@storyglory5325 Huh?

    • @Enyoiyourself
      @Enyoiyourself Рік тому +6

      He said actions of drunks are sober thoughts and you immediately went for your experience. You realize it only applies to you if your sober mind was fantasizing of being taken advantage right? Like why are you inserting yourself in what only applies to perpetrators?

    • @TextbookSadass
      @TextbookSadass 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Enyoiyourself
      "your experience" dude I've never been raped but I honestly thought that tweet was about rape too

    • @Novessian
      @Novessian 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TextbookSadassdead thread, and op said "as a victim"

  • @ImNotFunny541
    @ImNotFunny541 Рік тому +6

    4:50 His profile looks like both Postal dude and Wesker had a baby.

  • @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD
    @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD 11 місяців тому +1

    4:35 All you tiny Manlettes are awfully upset about that chart. Us guys over 6’4 find it hilarious 😂

  • @jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox
    @jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox Рік тому +1

    9:09 Wait, Doxxyl! I know 'em! They're the funny meme cat!

  • @BucketHeadianHagg
    @BucketHeadianHagg Рік тому +1

    8:39 “..smellin like Lemon Pledge and booty funk” 😂

  • @maxbennett5412
    @maxbennett5412 Рік тому +4

    8:16
    As it turns out Lemon slices are good for cleaning car headlights. I don't know why but I saw it work.

  • @dayzmei
    @dayzmei Рік тому +2

    the thing with the lemon, my mom told me and my sister about it, but she told us to only do it if we run out of deodorant or something along those lines. She also told us to wash ourselves before putting the lemon on.
    It can work, but not for long.

  • @striderfromhl2
    @striderfromhl2 Рік тому +1

    9:03 her head so bald if I shine flash light on it it's considered a flashbang

  • @ballsymcfee9882
    @ballsymcfee9882 Рік тому +20

    Gratz on the new pad, homie! I know it's difficult and a little scary to move states away. Hope you get good and comfy asap, m'man.

  • @RJLiams
    @RJLiams Рік тому +25

    9:05
    Well Ailurus asked so I must obey.
    I am curious. What was it like working with Adrien Brody in Splice?

    • @bob5253
      @bob5253 Рік тому

      I don't think she'd know ask the black lil mermaid instead

    • @Stonedsheepu8906
      @Stonedsheepu8906 Рік тому

      @@bob5253 I don’t know about that one, but you should probably ask her what it’s like having a saber tooth tiger and a mammoth for friends

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 Рік тому +2

    0:35 BURNED!
    0:55 to 0:59
    2:14 😁
    2:38 🥴
    3:35 📖 🔥🔥
    6:43 I like Ailurus' laugh 😆
    8:09 people like that will use anything but deodorant
    8:52 yikes
    9:08 Something always happens
    9:27

  • @celiashen5490
    @celiashen5490 Рік тому

    1:16 I don't know what anybody else heard. What I heard was, "I need a girlfriend to help me eat all this before it goes bad."
    Or maybe it's just lunchtime.

  • @bruhchannel1216
    @bruhchannel1216 5 місяців тому

    1:09
    and the boot licking of "i can see why WE are worth 1 trillion dollars" is insane

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Рік тому +2

    2:37 at least they got room for their eyes.
    Unlike a certain other pigeon breed…
    Damn it Budapest! Why must you shorten the face of tumbler pigeons!

  • @mech_ow
    @mech_ow Рік тому

    8:10 bro walking out the crib smelling like a jolly rancher 😭

  • @Coercioner
    @Coercioner Рік тому +22

    2:47 I get your point, but being sexually assulted while drunk kinda breaks that rule

    • @valarmis
      @valarmis Рік тому +3

      Yeah, I was thinking that too.

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Рік тому +1

      Yeah, sucks

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому

      @@History_Nurd nope, addictions always gets worse and drunk driving happens from no self control that also makes you get taken advantage of

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Рік тому

      @@zhanucong4614 yeah, sucks.
      Not that being drunk gives you the ability to sexually assault folks, but that homies cant control their drinking

  • @saurML
    @saurML Рік тому +8

    1:35 my man censored "paki" lmaooo 😭

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +9

    2:08 SUBWAY ABOUT TO BE A COD LOBBY!!!

  • @ResignedPong
    @ResignedPong Рік тому +1

    1:28 idk but I think the post means that’s he has too much food for him to eat alone, but don’t quote me on that (still a waste of food tho)

  • @El-d0
    @El-d0 Рік тому +4

    at 8:20 the lemon had a hair 😭😭😭

  • @CorruptMem
    @CorruptMem Рік тому +3

    1:22 The point was that he'd have someone to share the food with lmao

  • @treetrio6029
    @treetrio6029 Рік тому +13

    Fun fact Lemons do help with odor unlike what the person at 8:25 thinks since Lemon juice kills odor causing bacteria! Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

    • @hazysnowstudios7553
      @hazysnowstudios7553 Рік тому +1

      You still shouldn't be rubbing lemons in your pits, that's nasty on all accounts regardless of if it works

    • @TimsVampireSexCult
      @TimsVampireSexCult Рік тому +1

      ​@hazysnowstudios7553 why though?

    • @hazysnowstudios7553
      @hazysnowstudios7553 Рік тому

      @@TimsVampireSexCult It's nasty cause it causes skin irritation and dryness like a bad stick of Old Spice.

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock Рік тому

      They don't get rid of the odor that's already there though. TAKE A SHOWER

    • @treetrio6029
      @treetrio6029 Рік тому +2

      @@just_a_rock It does though? It's common for places in Mexico if we can't afford deodorant and of course you need to take a shower no one said to NOT take a shower.

  • @burberthetechpriest
    @burberthetechpriest Рік тому

    9:02 congrats on the successful transition, voldemort!

  • @FireAxe0000
    @FireAxe0000 Рік тому +1

    3:07 They(Ubisoft) 100% Atomega I think.

  • @Lukepuke311
    @Lukepuke311 Місяць тому +2

    9:02 deadpool genderswap

  • @Ghost-wb9bg
    @Ghost-wb9bg Рік тому +5

    5:23 literaly murdered by words

  • @Ted_Sheckler
    @Ted_Sheckler Рік тому +1

    My buddy of 20 years died from stomach cancer last year. He didn't cry as much as people in this comment section about having alopecia.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Рік тому

      Been there. I had cancer as a teen and once had someone complain about their hairdresser and mention something about "you're lucky"

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Рік тому +5

    3:23 The answers are all part of the same franchise.
    Rayman 1, Rayman 2, & Rayman 3.

  • @domenicduddon3277
    @domenicduddon3277 Рік тому +2

    Perfect timing on the upload I had nothing to watch till now thanks

  • @markreyes7454
    @markreyes7454 Рік тому +4

    7:32 Fucking Sid from Ice Age looking ass, lmfao!

  • @Rougrou1597
    @Rougrou1597 Рік тому +7

    7:26 I know ya saw my comment about spliced😂 she also looks like that fish with buck teeth from Finding Nemo

  • @Plagurn
    @Plagurn Рік тому +5

    its a good day when Ailurus posts

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +1

    9:06 TBH I was gonna make fun of that fact she looks like she part a group that you can no longer say on UA-cam, but I will say the top right looks like it's clearly missing some textures

  • @redwarrior2149
    @redwarrior2149 Рік тому +5

    7:39, Splice? Try Ice Age, cause god damn, CGI couldn't save her.

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 8 місяців тому

    If the actress who played Ariel can have the best eye span, the Creature from The Black Lagoon.

  • @DeadDelta275
    @DeadDelta275 Рік тому +4

    you know it's bad when your whole personality revolves around you being bald

    • @bobfurgeson4861
      @bobfurgeson4861 Рік тому +7

      Hey not trying to cause an argument or anything just curious, but why do you think her whole personality revolves around her being bald? I just thought she was just doing a post to help others with alopecia :)

    • @DeadDelta275
      @DeadDelta275 Рік тому

      @bobfurgeson4861 ailurus told me to roast her, it's a joke. sorry if you felt offended

    • @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD
      @HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD 11 місяців тому

      Lmfao SHE A BALD HEAD😂

  • @Lukepuke311
    @Lukepuke311 Місяць тому +1

    4:09 not being piss brained thanks

  • @Stonedsheepu8906
    @Stonedsheepu8906 Рік тому +5

    3:45 zombies are 100% real and this man has clearly never heard of Ophiocordyceps unilateralis

    • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake Рік тому

      Zombie do exist sorta, According to the “The Incredibly Strange Book Of Horrible Facts”.

    • @cheeplethebulldog1420
      @cheeplethebulldog1420 6 місяців тому

      I said that name and now the sun’s rising in the west 💀

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 Рік тому +3

    We saw a whole barbecue in this video, no sauce.

  •  Рік тому +4

    2:50 I thought the initial claim was used as an excuse to claim that it was not (non-consensual you-know-what).
    EDIT: clarification

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 7 місяців тому +1

    2:37 I think she was trying to say that taking advantage of someone who is drunk isn't rape because "they must have wanted it".

  • @SomeIceGuy
    @SomeIceGuy Рік тому +14

    2:55 Counterpoint, I’m pretty sure it’s against the law to have sex with someone who’s drunk because it’s not real consent or smth. I think it’s safe to give the benefit of the doubt to someone who’s drunk if they act completely different sober.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 Рік тому +2

      Yeah I’d say it’s really time to start judging them if they continue to drink when it badly affects them like that

    • @dillonjerome5888
      @dillonjerome5888 Рік тому

      If you are sober it is considered first degree r@pe to have sex with someone while they are under the influence of any type of drug or alcohol, and even if you are drunk too they have to consent

  • @kiogmd
    @kiogmd Рік тому +1

    0:49 Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.

  • @alexmuse3565
    @alexmuse3565 Рік тому +38

    Another upload from the wonderful Panda god immediately made my day better.

  • @papal1500
    @papal1500 Рік тому +1

    1:12 I have a feeling the guy was talking about sharing his food, and people felt the need to be an asshole towards him.

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal 5 місяців тому

    that "you wanted to do it sober" is actually a very famous sentiment, known as "In vino veritas" or in english, "In wine, there is truth."
    it has had a hundred variations over different languages, one of my favorites being "brew beer, and you will hear what killed your mother."
    alcohol removes inhibitions and worry of consequence, causing people to say and do things they wouldn't usually do because they'd get punished for it. obviously it's not true for everyone, but it is true for a lot.

  • @yeet6413
    @yeet6413 Рік тому +4

    9:45 As someone who has fetal alcohol syndrome, I approve this post because the woman on the bottom looks like if someone took the red head Afro and put it on the head of the failed abortion of a Who-Vil citizen and a member of the British Royal Family.

    • @apoyouri3035
      @apoyouri3035 3 місяці тому

      "She looks like someone took the red head afro and put it on the head of the failed abortion of a Who-Ville citizen and a member of the Royal Family"
      Dawg, you just murdered her 😭💀

  • @fattest_cat
    @fattest_cat Рік тому +11

    I love this dudes vids, he always makes my day better

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +1

    3:28 even AC 2, what is considered the best in the series still has performance issues and imput delay

  • @PrkrS
    @PrkrS Рік тому +8

    9:07 love your vids ailurus, but why would we clown on a woman with a health condition? It’s not her fault, she can’t control it.

    • @qwertykeyboard8033
      @qwertykeyboard8033 Рік тому

      she has eyebrows, people with alopecia can't grow hair

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 5 місяців тому

      ​@@qwertykeyboard8033 Ever heard of a thing called drawing?

  • @mokono5331
    @mokono5331 Рік тому +10

    Yknow, maybe it's just me but some of these are just flat out rude and not really funny insults. yikes

    • @plastic0995
      @plastic0995 Рік тому +2

      yeah this vid just was not it.. 😬

  • @SuperiorBeing
    @SuperiorBeing 6 місяців тому

    that last one was absolutely despicable

  • @smsus-fn4ws
    @smsus-fn4ws Рік тому

    8:43 Bro ain't the bed bug loanmow her entire hair 💀

  • @THIRDR0ME
    @THIRDR0ME Рік тому +10

    Ailurus upload = Dopamine

  • @MikinessAnalog
    @MikinessAnalog Рік тому

    "Booty funk ..."
    lol
    i jus died

  • @Dixe-r7u
    @Dixe-r7u 21 день тому

    1:10 I don’t think most people realize that Apple hasn’t really invented much of anything, all they have ever done is just add these things together.

  • @123lovelylady
    @123lovelylady Рік тому +1

    Ailurus: Ok guys go ahead and drop you n bombs.
    COD players: Finally!

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 Рік тому +4

    1:05 that dude is smoking Apple
    ANDROID MASTER RACE YEAAAAA!!!

    • @TheMysticalPug
      @TheMysticalPug Рік тому

      As an Apple fanboy, we do not accept this confused thumb

  • @elanrg
    @elanrg 3 місяці тому

    8:52
    “47, this mission might be a bit… unethical”

  • @kosmosshift2577
    @kosmosshift2577 Рік тому +13

    8:57 damn they got professor X’s daughter out here

  • @nolol1388
    @nolol1388 Рік тому +1

    9:23 “my dog stepped on a bee”

  • @RoseSummers4
    @RoseSummers4 2 місяці тому

    I love the snaps to censor bad words instead of static. it’s so sassy 🥰

  • @astk5214
    @astk5214 Рік тому +1

    1:20 couldn't he be meaning to say that he wants to share his stuff instead of wasting it?( presumably the food he wasn't bought yet)

  • @LazyJesse
    @LazyJesse 5 місяців тому

    My theory is that alcohol usage increases the chance you'll act on intrusive thoughts.

  • @brandonlueth3400
    @brandonlueth3400 Рік тому +5

    First 15 seconds and it’s already quality content. Love it.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +10

    6:59 I need context, what the heck was going on?

    •  Рік тому +4

      I also want to know.

    • @weegee42069
      @weegee42069 Рік тому +2

      Reply to this comment when yall know

    • @danboisoepic4544
      @danboisoepic4544 Рік тому +2

      me too

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 10 місяців тому

      @@weegee42069we never found out

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 6 місяців тому

      @@weegee42069 ok