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  • Patton Oswalt’s proposal for Star Wars Episode VII while he filibusters in Season 5, unedited.
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  • @reggaemarley4617
    @reggaemarley4617 4 роки тому +11781

    This wasn't improvised at all. He's been holding onto this for years and was just waiting for a soapbox to bring it out on.

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 4 роки тому +318

      Reggae Marley I always assumed that this was a real plot he imagined long before his character on the show. If not one he read online and essentially memorized bc of his genuine interest.

    • @c.a.t4607
      @c.a.t4607 4 роки тому +94

      And now feige is developing a new star wars movie.... This rant is somehow predicting the future

    • @mjr2451
      @mjr2451 4 роки тому +21

      Reggae Marley “... and then painting the garage! Oh my God! I’m seeing dead kings!“

    • @kamikazeyazzie
      @kamikazeyazzie 4 роки тому +2

      Funk Yeah.

    • @jackmcdonald5237
      @jackmcdonald5237 4 роки тому +45

      @police-and-military-are-welfare-whores You, are a terrible, terrible human being and you should feel terrible.

  • @bigpapa3075
    @bigpapa3075 3 роки тому +9988

    This is the ramblings of a man who knows exactly what he’s talking about

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 3 роки тому +167

      No he doesn't. The X-Men don't have a Quinjet, they have the Blackbird/X-Jet. Quinjets belong to the Avengers.

    • @shelleyhatch6434
      @shelleyhatch6434 3 роки тому +105

      @@collegerebel yikes

    • @Dhhdhdhfdjjd
      @Dhhdhdhfdjjd 3 роки тому +99

      @@collegerebel I’m concerned you know that

    • @colinwilliams3459
      @colinwilliams3459 3 роки тому +97

      @@collegerebel Well Thanos went back in time to switch the names of the ships because he has the time stone 😂

    • @quetch2
      @quetch2 3 роки тому +77

      He also mispronounced kashyyyk

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 Рік тому +1278

    They had all this on a silver platter and still they went with "somehow Palpatine returned"

    • @contscot
      @contscot 2 місяці тому +25

      To be fair, in the old post original trilogy novels, Palpatine did return, using the cloning the technology from the clone wars to attempt immortality. You see this being developed in the Filoni and Favreau work in scenes from the Bad Batch or Obi-Wan. I think it could make for a decent plot arc, if it was planned well from the beginning by people who seem to have actually watched Star Wars and care about it. I agree though, this silly rant was really way better than the last three "non-star wars" movies that actually got made.

    • @trevorberridge6079
      @trevorberridge6079 2 місяці тому +3

      I always thought it made no sense for Palpatine to die so easily. The idea that he lurked in the background with a very long term plan for the future is not far fetched at all. And I don't understand why people are so dismissive of his return as a clone seeing as Star Wars has invested in the whole clone idea since New Hope. It would be remarkable if Palpatine DIDN'T get cloned.

    • @controversy3000
      @controversy3000 2 місяці тому +3

      I was always of the opinion ever since Force Awakens that Snoak and Rey should've been "failed" clones of Palpatine and Anakin respectively. Have the nod to Legends where the goal was for Palpatine to possess a clone of himself/Anakin. Since Rey would be a clone of Anakin, she could be considered the chosen one be the one to bring balance to the force (again).

    • @krismiller5566
      @krismiller5566 22 дні тому

      I agree.

    • @alecrobbins8171
      @alecrobbins8171 20 днів тому +1

      But they used it all. It’s how the book of boba fett opens

  • @sushijones
    @sushijones Рік тому +1177

    I love the way Leslie starts annoyed about the filibuster and then gets invested in the story itself.

    • @mst3KGf
      @mst3KGf 11 місяців тому +122

      "Kids are not going to like this!"
      "The female role is a little underwritten so far, sir!"

    • @nbieghler
      @nbieghler 9 місяців тому +9

      Lol, right? She's immediately pissed.

    • @Mythowars
      @Mythowars 2 місяці тому +14

      He started talking about tony stark and she instantly interrupted just to point out that was the first person she knew that he was talking about haha. Doesn’t know Luke skywalker but knows tiny stark 😅

  • @GwPoKo
    @GwPoKo 3 роки тому +8220

    Disney's greatest mistake was not using Oswalt's script

    • @Willi.am05
      @Willi.am05 3 роки тому +259

      This segment shows that parks and rec knew star wars more then Disney lol

    • @linkh2175
      @linkh2175 3 роки тому +97

      Lol, I'd prefer this movie.

    • @omniwaffle3163
      @omniwaffle3163 3 роки тому +112

      The part with boba crawling out of the sarlac pit might be shown in the Mandalorian

    • @baschoen23
      @baschoen23 3 роки тому +54

      I mean they kind of did, Chewie fake out death, bringing Spider-man in, Moon Knight is coming to Disney+.

    • @justthatguy1869
      @justthatguy1869 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 3 роки тому +5075

    Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
    Patton Oswalt: "I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE CHAIR!!"

  • @minutesFX
    @minutesFX 2 роки тому +1945

    The fact that he improvised most of that is amazing

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 2 роки тому +78

      You really think he’d never considered this previously?

    • @sam8404
      @sam8404 Рік тому +33

      @@emilysmith2965 I don't think they were saying that.

    • @sillymilly311
      @sillymilly311 Рік тому +67

      Im pretty sure its all improvised. Lol and yes i do think he thought about it before. He talks about it in his stand up too.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant Рік тому +14

      @@sillymilly311 i think it was a bit of his comedy routine. i've seen him do it basically word for word in other places

    • @downfall6165
      @downfall6165 Рік тому +14

      It's been my understanding for years that this was Pattons own fan fiction

  • @jacobc874
    @jacobc874 Рік тому +554

    The single best ad-lib monologue ever performed. Watching all the extras filter out and he continues because cut hasn't been called and the show-runners wanted to see just how far Patton would go with it. Absolutely fantastic piece of film history.

    • @rosemadder5547
      @rosemadder5547 10 місяців тому +10

      I really wish they would have left like one person that was super into it and wanted to hear the end 😂 but wow 🤩 so glad they let him go until he basically had to stop himself. They knew this was going to be epic. I bet they knew it would go down in film history as you said!

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 3 місяці тому +6

      @@rosemadder5547 that one guy in the background seems pretty invested :D

  • @kalebrod2823
    @kalebrod2823 3 роки тому +6034

    The amount of things he predicted accurately:
    - Tony recruiting spider-man
    - Disney getting back the X-men, Daredevil, and first family.
    - Moon knight getting live-action treatment.
    - Chewbacca getting killed and brought back suddenly.
    - Han and Leia separated.
    - X23 getting live-action treatment.
    - colossus not getting utilized in previous X-men movies and then utilized in Deadpool 1 and 2.
    - Boba Fett coming back.

    • @BrianMcLamb
      @BrianMcLamb 3 роки тому +724

      Also, Tony Stark creates a "time ribbon" also known as a Möbius strip in Avengers: Infinity War. He even says JJ Abrams can rename it if he wants. AND HE DID! lol.

    • @ManicEngine
      @ManicEngine 3 роки тому +171

      okay but can we not overlook the elephant in the room which was having the x-men show up in an avengers quinjet, rather than their blackbird x-jet - which, i'm sure i don't need to remind you, was built with the assistance of the shi'ar empire, an aggressive and expansive galactic empire, who would undoubtedly be monitoring the situation in the galaxy far far away

    • @Valiguss
      @Valiguss 3 роки тому +38

      The boba fett one was known way before this

    • @tophat1918
      @tophat1918 3 роки тому +50

      @@ManicEngine I literally stopped and thought, “but the Quinjet is from The Avengers, why do the X-Men have it?”.

    • @Mythikal13
      @Mythikal13 3 роки тому +47

      @@BrianMcLamb you're right but it 'twas not JJ Abrams who made End Game and renamed the time ribbon that was Joe & Anthony Russo, just thought I'd mention it lol

  • @jillianlafave
    @jillianlafave 5 років тому +10701

    Man if Ben Wyatt was in this scene it would be so funny if everyone left while he stayed listening super intently.

    • @bibbatm6081
      @bibbatm6081 4 роки тому +627

      the thought of this makes me very happy

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 4 роки тому +550

      From the episode there’s a tiny clip of Jamm leaning in intently. Which is my favorite part haha. Of course they left out the part where everyone leaves. But even in this clip there’s a hint of Jamm’s interest as he sort of lingers by the exit and peaks around the corner.
      You just got Jammed.

    • @aaronbloomquist5285
      @aaronbloomquist5285 4 роки тому +70

      Cheers! Haha! That would have been brilliant. Elbows on his knees, just sucked in 😆

    • @jonmcclung5597
      @jonmcclung5597 4 роки тому +310

      You know Ben would have been super aggravated. He would have found a dozen reasons the idea was terrible and would have had a hard time controlling his frustration.

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 4 роки тому +73

      Jon McClung Probably more accurate. Not that I’m anti-nerd, I’m actually half nerd (probably on my dads side) but in my experience and with my nerdier friends....they’re ALWAYS passionately arguing with each other which is funny bc they have so many similar interests.

  • @AndreRyan00
    @AndreRyan00 Рік тому +267

    I died at 'The female part is a little underwritten so far' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanieboi1234
    @seanieboi1234 Рік тому +971

    The fact that Chris Pratt and Patton Oswald are now in the MCU is just gold lol

    • @sethhawkins4152
      @sethhawkins4152 Рік тому +5

      Who does Patton Oswalt play?

    • @Rnzo.842
      @Rnzo.842 Рік тому +36

      ​@@sethhawkins4152 some troll named Pip, he appeared at the end of eternals

    • @JohnSmith-di9sn
      @JohnSmith-di9sn Рік тому +16

      @@sethhawkins4152 Hulu MODOK

    • @wizzbizzrf1346
      @wizzbizzrf1346 Рік тому +38

      ​@@sethhawkins4152He actually plays an Agent of Shield in the series of the same name

    • @PinaKoalaGaming
      @PinaKoalaGaming Рік тому +10

      Lmao, y'all correct! He should be a Kang variant as well imo

  • @stevem437
    @stevem437 4 роки тому +5294

    The title is wrong... It should read "Patton Oswalt at a Disney shareholders meeting circa 2013"

    • @imbtyler
      @imbtyler 4 роки тому +74

      "So I hear you have a corporate buyout for me?"
      "Yessir, I do!"

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +15

      imbtyler understanding that reference was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @michaellyden2580
      @michaellyden2580 4 роки тому +4

      That's not even remotely true!
      If it was, no one would be complaining about anything involving Disney, Star Wars, and MCU, ever again!
      Ever!

    • @akashchoudhary8162
      @akashchoudhary8162 3 роки тому

      @@michaellyden2580 I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back.

    • @Zach_Attack_1
      @Zach_Attack_1 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@OvSpP I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.

  • @AgencyNighthawk
    @AgencyNighthawk 4 роки тому +3211

    "Avengers: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever."
    Patton: "Hold my beer."

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 4 роки тому +14

      Joel Parisi Patton Oswalt:Hold my Trump hating tweets and Jack Russell Terrier

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 4 роки тому +14

      My brain:" But that's not how the Reality Stone works, though. And the Infinity Gauntlet only works in its own universe."
      Me:"Shaddup. This is Gold!"

    • @poppy87
      @poppy87 4 роки тому +2

      @@k_tess the force willed it or something.

    • @orwin5445
      @orwin5445 3 роки тому +2

      @@k_tess Well if Star Wars really did happen a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, it's still our universe (assuming again that the MCU universe is also "our universe"), just needs the time and space stones to get there ;p.

    • @grkpektis
      @grkpektis 3 роки тому +3

      No joke In the episode he adds another joke after this rant, he says Darth Vader kills Hannibal Lector. I know he's jooking but I would not be suprised at all if Disney gets the rights to Hannibal Lector

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 2 роки тому +968

    I love how Jamm seemed genuinely interested in the plot.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +82

      I clocked that too, when he lingered at the door? He knew he was witnessing greatness

    • @jangelaclough5457
      @jangelaclough5457 Рік тому +50

      Important to notes, he does this the moment that Patton mentions the affair between Leia and Lando

    • @swordblaster2596
      @swordblaster2596 5 місяців тому +2

      The Lando/Leia revelation really intrigued him .... and me!

  • @NahVrodie
    @NahVrodie 2 роки тому +1858

    I love how he literally spoke so much of this into existence even moonknight

    • @bigmarv8073
      @bigmarv8073 2 роки тому +63

      And daredevil 🤣🤣

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme Рік тому +56

      Even Wolverine’s daughter

    • @ironmonkeyswhat586
      @ironmonkeyswhat586 Рік тому +60

      Even Hercules and the Greek gods now.

    • @Scheboygan8767
      @Scheboygan8767 Рік тому +10

      You do realize these shows and the movies are based off the comic books right ?

    • @ThatGuyCanmanNC
      @ThatGuyCanmanNC Рік тому +29

      @@Scheboygan8767 yes but there’s literally a MILLION comic characters, and every single one he named is now in the thing

  • @battlehardgod895
    @battlehardgod895 2 роки тому +8761

    So funny after 8 years, the way he describes the events of how Boba fett escaped the sarlacc, was word for word exactly what we saw.

    • @greenricky4782
      @greenricky4782 2 роки тому +217

      Came here after the comments said this. They were right. Spot on.

    • @Wolf-wc1js
      @Wolf-wc1js 2 роки тому +597

      Maybe Favreau saw this scene and decided to write it this way

    • @Ultraninja24395
      @Ultraninja24395 2 роки тому +13

      Lol

    • @wbae1340
      @wbae1340 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @nelsinios
      @nelsinios 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 2 роки тому +7472

    Damn, Patton manifested the sequels, Infinity War, Endgame, most of the post-2015 Marvel universe AND Book of Boba Fett

    • @Juggtacula
      @Juggtacula 2 роки тому +259

      Because he was secretly MODOK this entire time, and the MODOK cartoon is a meta-commentary on him pretending to be a nerd and running the world behind the scenes.

    • @web-headsassemble9415
      @web-headsassemble9415 2 роки тому +6

      Hundredth like 🥳

    • @elliottmcollins
      @elliottmcollins 2 роки тому +99

      Star Lord from the MCU is right behind him during this scene, too.

    • @Preske
      @Preske 2 роки тому +5

      @@Juggtacula hold up? modok cartoon?

    • @Kenisama
      @Kenisama 2 роки тому +5

      @@Preske Hulu series, it's a great watch... also check out Hit Monkey, another Marvel cartoon show on Hulu (both shows are mature).

  • @ianwiltamuth8822
    @ianwiltamuth8822 Рік тому +221

    Jamms “oh cmon” after the thanos introduction gets me every time

    • @phillyskyguy9535
      @phillyskyguy9535 8 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like Chris Pratt said it

    • @heyna.
      @heyna. 2 місяці тому +1

      2:34 for anyone looking for this

  • @oliviag.6107
    @oliviag.6107 Рік тому +187

    lost it at Leslie shouting "no way, kids aren't gonna like this!!!!"

  • @tmichelis6469
    @tmichelis6469 3 роки тому +2429

    The real tragedy is they only used like 10 seconds of that in the show.

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 3 роки тому +97

      Should've shortened it and added this whole thing at the end

    • @aaronhumphrey3514
      @aaronhumphrey3514 3 роки тому +3

      Right? lol

    • @riseofazrael
      @riseofazrael 3 роки тому +71

      Damn, had no idea. Now I'm thinking about all the random footage actors have shot and poured themselves into that never even saw the light of day. Christian Bale probably gained 80 pounds for a cameo that was never used smh

    • @explodingplant2
      @explodingplant2 3 роки тому +49

      @@riseofazrael The X-Files episode of the Simpsons apparently let David Duchovny rant about supernatural stuff for as long as he wanted and he went 2 hours. 3 lines of it are in the show.

    • @guilhermeribeiromichelino3852
      @guilhermeribeiromichelino3852 3 роки тому +3

      It is actually better than the entire episode

  • @pizzaman6926
    @pizzaman6926 4 роки тому +2343

    I love how Leslie goes from trying to stop the Filabuster to subconsciously giving in going KIDS WON'T LIKE THAT

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +112

      The female part’s a little underrated!

    • @aileenzhao7951
      @aileenzhao7951 4 роки тому +13

      @@OvSpP it is!

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 3 роки тому +48

      @@OvSpP *underwritten

    • @drewder1789
      @drewder1789 3 роки тому +17

      Completely in character too

  • @THGfan-vy8xc
    @THGfan-vy8xc Рік тому +1222

    Let's not disregard Amy Poehler's improv skills here, too. She added INCREDIBLE reactions

    • @OnCinemaAtTheCinema
      @OnCinemaAtTheCinema Рік тому +164

      “The female part is a little underwritten so far” 😂

    • @JohnOBrien-so5ms
      @JohnOBrien-so5ms Рік тому +64

      Amy Poehler? I know who that is. That's the first name I recognize.

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 Рік тому +5

      @@OnCinemaAtTheCinema An improv boss.

    • @gregotuber
      @gregotuber Рік тому +23

      That's where I laughed, especially when she got exasperated, oh and the disagreeing with his franchise vision. 😀 She's very good.

    • @jbrisby
      @jbrisby 7 місяців тому +6

      No she didn't. She did her job; it wasn't incredible.

  • @vanpunk
    @vanpunk 8 місяців тому +112

    Patton is incredible, not breaking a one take scene like this is next level skill.

    • @sqaure4175
      @sqaure4175 6 місяців тому +3

      You should absolutely hear his special “Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals time.” He’s an incredible comedian writer, and you’ll understand how he did this after you see that.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Місяць тому

      ​@@sqaure4175 Also he did a great job as Vicini in The Princess Bride at Home movie.

  • @nativewood
    @nativewood 4 роки тому +2429

    Chris Pratt left the room as Andy and came back in as Star-lord.

    • @cool61911
      @cool61911 3 роки тому +20

      underrated comment

    • @vinnyl264
      @vinnyl264 3 роки тому +5

      Haha well if this went through he would be star lord in said movie haha

    • @h.haussermann9642
      @h.haussermann9642 3 роки тому

      That never happened...You Tricked Me!!!

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 3 роки тому +11

      Aubrey Plaza returned as Lenny.

    • @lr6884
      @lr6884 3 роки тому +1

      I was waiting or him to bring up GotG

  • @OscarKidd
    @OscarKidd 3 роки тому +3404

    Oh my God. "The Mandalorian" did it. He was right. Those maniacs did it.

  • @patrickcortesmusic
    @patrickcortesmusic 5 місяців тому +44

    Can we talk about how impressive it is that he made it eight whole minutes before he finally broke character? Bravo

  • @AproposOfWetSnow
    @AproposOfWetSnow 9 місяців тому +41

    6:56 Chris Pratt leaving the room to call his agent about getting him a lead role in guardians of the galaxy franchise

  • @CitizenIosef
    @CitizenIosef 3 роки тому +4560

    This aged extremely well.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 3 роки тому +78

      Better than what disney made.

    • @maxolydian9115
      @maxolydian9115 3 роки тому +32

      He would go find Spiderman oh my god hahahhha

    • @michaeldeguzman8675
      @michaeldeguzman8675 3 роки тому +13

      would've been nice if disney used his premise instead.

    • @djcalcio14
      @djcalcio14 3 роки тому +10

      Like a damn fine oaky Bourbon.

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 3 роки тому +15

      Watching Chris Pratt leave....lol

  • @TerriProductions
    @TerriProductions 3 роки тому +4011

    Love how leslie starts off being super annoyed to then criticizing the plot LMAO

    • @cf-4233
      @cf-4233 2 роки тому +200

      I agreed with her point that the female characters were very under-written.

    • @kongdoo1226
      @kongdoo1226 2 роки тому +78

      And how leslie knows who tony stark is.. lol.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 2 роки тому +53

      @@kongdoo1226 Well I mean obviously.. We all know Tony Stark is the best rapper in the Wu-Tang

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 2 роки тому +30

      Children are not gonna like it!

    • @JElz5150
      @JElz5150 2 роки тому +1

      @@azhari7968 but Wu-tang is for the children.

  • @schaddalton
    @schaddalton 2 місяці тому +7

    "I will allow JJ Abrams to think of a better term for this..."
    I don't know why, but I love that line. So gracious of him to permit JJ the opportunity to get involved with this masterpiece of a movie pitch.

  • @teddoichiban
    @teddoichiban 11 місяців тому +74

    Talk about a fan. Can we all please acknowledge Patton's knowledge of both Disney and Star Wars and how he not only knew enough about both to name drop characters, vehicles and writers, but made ACTUAL predictions for how to move both franchises forward.

  • @MarvRoberts
    @MarvRoberts 3 роки тому +971

    This was completely improvised in one take by Patton Oswalt. There was no script. He was just told to talk about something. He chose Star Wars and just rolled with it.

    • @SixShooterMM
      @SixShooterMM 3 роки тому +64

      Looks like someone read the text at the start of the video we are literally watching right now

    • @MarvRoberts
      @MarvRoberts 3 роки тому +14

      @@SixShooterMM Sometimes, when we share a video to our family and friends through social media, it has to be linked with a comment. I'm sorry that you have no family or friends. That must be rough. /hugs

    • @SixShooterMM
      @SixShooterMM 3 роки тому +21

      @@MarvRoberts wow I really pissed you off with that. Sorry you can’t take a joke without bursting a blood vessel

    • @MarvRoberts
      @MarvRoberts 3 роки тому +17

      @@SixShooterMM Nah, I thought it was funny. My humor doesn't translate that well through text. I'm a sarcastic sob. It made me happy that you replied to my comment. I would bro-hug you if I could. /virtual bro hug

    • @riseofazrael
      @riseofazrael 3 роки тому +3

      @@SixShooterMM Damn, I skipped over that lol

  • @swervingsphinxs9228
    @swervingsphinxs9228 4 роки тому +3521

    I feel like a nerd for knowing exactly what he's talking about

    • @Mysteryof89
      @Mysteryof89 4 роки тому +77

      I love you for it though

    • @swervingsphinxs9228
      @swervingsphinxs9228 4 роки тому +51

      thanks pal, feel proud of it

    • @beatlemnkyhuman
      @beatlemnkyhuman 4 роки тому +64

      Every small detail, I understood it all

    • @swervingsphinxs9228
      @swervingsphinxs9228 4 роки тому +27

      @@beatlemnkyhuman exactly it's like, everything he talks about, I have knowledge about it

    • @TwoCraZyEyes0
      @TwoCraZyEyes0 4 роки тому +33

      a nerd? really? star wars and marvel superheroes are mainstream. hardly any of the things he said were subtle details that you would only know by reading comics and lore.

  • @lkafjkakjf333
    @lkafjkakjf333 Рік тому +93

    It’s Jamm actually getting curious and staying behind to listen that gets me the most. I hope after the meeting he hits him up and asks what happens next.

  • @allanturmaine5496
    @allanturmaine5496 Рік тому +85

    He laid out this beautiful story, and we got what we got? This was gold.

  • @tokinGLX
    @tokinGLX 4 роки тому +7769

    imagine being an extra in the crowd behind him during this.

    • @evanparry8560
      @evanparry8560 3 роки тому +371

      There's a dude trying to hide his laughter in the back lmao

    • @forteandblues
      @forteandblues 3 роки тому +144

      I would get fired for laughing

    • @wrightroenigk
      @wrightroenigk 3 роки тому +101

      I would listen to the whole thing that sounds epic

    • @mprattyh3
      @mprattyh3 3 роки тому +42

      I'd be into the story

    • @Byrnzi360
      @Byrnzi360 3 роки тому +141

      The guy in the blue blazer on the left is taking it really seriously. He is shocked by the chewbacca thing.

  • @frick_____you
    @frick_____you 2 роки тому +4853

    I like how it started with a pitch that actually sounds like a decent Star Wars movie (Boba's return; Luke seeming conflicted about how to rebuild the order without repeating it's mistakes); and then Thanos shows up.

    • @martinez-shaffer
      @martinez-shaffer 2 роки тому +22

      😂😂😂

    • @Irongiantman007
      @Irongiantman007 2 роки тому +124

      Before Thanos I really want to see Patton's movie

    • @Dynamitebrain7
      @Dynamitebrain7 2 роки тому +65

      Well I agree but here is a thought, what if Disney with all the assets they own choose to make a massive cash grab film, it merged star wars, marvel, Disney, Pixar, fox news, and ABC news all into one film. They could do this by having the fabric of all worlds be destroyed merging everything together, having everyone need to work together to restore the force and multiverse of their own universe. We could see tucker Carlson team up with elsa, woody, anakin, and Tony stark all work together to fix the fabric of time and space.

    • @frick_____you
      @frick_____you 2 роки тому +15

      @@Dynamitebrain7 It'd be Space Jam 2; but Disney properties.

    • @Dynamitebrain7
      @Dynamitebrain7 2 роки тому +3

      @@frick_____you yeah, I never said it would be a good film, it would be an absolute embarrassment to George Lucas and Stan Lee. I just think it is a cash grab that they would do if there company suffered massive profit loss which will not happen for a very long time.

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 Рік тому +36

    Is it weird that Leslie's interjections made me laugh the hardest?

  • @beccafeeney7688
    @beccafeeney7688 Рік тому +196

    Every time I rewatch this I’m impressed by the extras’ ability to keep straight faces.

    • @Legendary-zh9hd
      @Legendary-zh9hd Рік тому

      Not hard when you have no idea what he is talking about. None of those women know anything about Star Wars or the MCU so they just here rambling and names of people they never heard of.

    • @-avery-7562
      @-avery-7562 Рік тому +21

      @@Legendary-zh9hd Oh, yeah, because no woman (specifically women?) would ever have any basic knowledge of Star Wars or the MCU. Ya know, just the two most famous franchises ever. That would be crazy!

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome Рік тому +12

      @@Legendary-zh9hd or, instead of trying to make it a "women can't be nerds" thing, what is actually the reason is that no extra wants to be responsible for messing up a take, especially a long and unscripted take like this one. If an extra ruins a take, they could get blacklisted by whatever casting company hired the background actors, and then it's that much harder to get consistent work.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 4 місяці тому

      @@Legendary-zh9hdyea, there’s no way someone as idiotic as a “woman” can possibly know anything about an almost 50 year old franchise thats permeated nearly every facet of pop culture since its release.
      What’s next? A woman knowing “ford” is a brand of car? Cmon, get real… if its not a cooking appliance or a washing machine then their only hope is to act like they know anything and gawk at a man’s knowledge while they think about what their going to cook that night or about the next time, or potentially the last time, they’ve menstruated.

  • @jbradleymusic
    @jbradleymusic 5 років тому +1358

    I love how Starlord is the first one to walk out.

    • @animelvr99
      @animelvr99 4 роки тому +110

      He went to audition for marvel bc of this

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +25

      Patton is also in the MCU, as multiple characters. What if this is the speech that got him in 🤯?!

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 4 роки тому +3

      Who?

    • @MaryEllenBrown
      @MaryEllenBrown 4 роки тому +2

      vasyan123 Andy aka Chris Pratt aka star lord from guardians of the galaxy

    • @trussedseeker6223
      @trussedseeker6223 4 роки тому +1

      MaryEllen Brown wooosh it’s a joke from guardians of the galaxy

  • @TheEigensolver
    @TheEigensolver 5 років тому +821

    "We see Thanos!"
    Councilman Jamm: "Come on!"

    • @pizzaman6926
      @pizzaman6926 4 роки тому +11

      Jamm then leaves but stays in the corner of the door lol

    • @mrshelley87
      @mrshelley87 4 роки тому +5

      space jammed

  • @actuallynotsteve
    @actuallynotsteve 11 місяців тому +143

    Patton Oswalt literally invented the MCU as a throwaway gag, and did a better job, goddamn. What a legend.

  • @Junior-nt5nr
    @Junior-nt5nr Рік тому +18

    Love that the dude in the sweater on the left seems genuinely into it about halfway through. Can see him smiling by the end of it.

  • @chriscrae7766
    @chriscrae7766 3 роки тому +2800

    Someone should do a cartoon of what he’s saying with his narration

  • @imbtyler
    @imbtyler 4 роки тому +1664

    "Time ribbon" is exactly what Tony Stark made in Endgame.........

    • @ledzeppelin4892000
      @ledzeppelin4892000 4 роки тому +100

      That's time mobius strip to you good sir...ok time ribbon...

    • @Doivid_
      @Doivid_ 4 роки тому +13

      @@ledzeppelin4892000 Your criticism was accurate. A Mobius loop is very not a ribbon.

    • @aaronsmolyar2691
      @aaronsmolyar2691 4 роки тому +10

      David Rodriguez you are right smartass, it’s a ribon loop with a twist. Happy?

    • @BenRajan
      @BenRajan 4 роки тому +7

      6:19 Sounds similar to Captain Marvels entrance during the war.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 4 роки тому

      ​@@aaronsmolyar2691 Are you really that dumb?

  • @edwardgermakovski5438
    @edwardgermakovski5438 3 місяці тому +4

    Shoutout to the redhead extra. The choice for her to fall asleep and then wake up at the severed head part of the filibuster was great 👌

  • @jauipop
    @jauipop Рік тому +113

    Loving the obviously improvised walk out initiated by Chris Pratt starting then the rest walking out.
    And the ingenious camera work that kept trying to zoom in when they noticed the extras behind cracking up but there was a moment where they gave up and just let it happen.
    This is amazing.

  • @stupidbandkid741
    @stupidbandkid741 3 роки тому +1625

    Alternate title:
    The rat from "Ratatouille" explains phase 4 of the MCU

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 4 роки тому +1323

    Patton Oswalt is the most British-looking American I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure if that makes sense to anyone

    • @johnmorrell3187
      @johnmorrell3187 4 роки тому +64

      No I feel you. I didn't know I knew that until you said it, but I know.

    • @letimoore
      @letimoore 4 роки тому +19

      Because of Martin Freeman in Sherlock...

    • @ac-2-shoes971
      @ac-2-shoes971 4 роки тому +2

      It probably just means that he had heavy British blood in his DNA

    • @merickbrother2122
      @merickbrother2122 4 роки тому +1

      Well, I mean, America is part of British history...

    • @Thankubryson
      @Thankubryson 4 роки тому +33

      Merick Brother History started in 1776, everything else before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson

  • @silvenimoy3115
    @silvenimoy3115 Рік тому +14

    6:23 you can hear “robot chewie” clearly in the background when he’s saying “What we think is going to come in” 😹😹😹

    • @Magdalena8008s
      @Magdalena8008s Рік тому

      I never noticed that. Ha.

    • @hergetp
      @hergetp 3 місяці тому

      this was the funniest part of the whole video to me. The actor that played Jamm is hilarious

  • @COMPUTRXJAMO
    @COMPUTRXJAMO 7 місяців тому +15

    I’ve watched this so much now seeing how the all extras reactions are so perfect and realistic they deserve some kind of reward

  • @therealMuNansen
    @therealMuNansen 3 роки тому +1727

    What doesn't get enough recognition is how perfectly Poehler plays along with the improv.

    • @cf-4233
      @cf-4233 2 роки тому +117

      She was trained in improv and perfectly understands the "yes and" required for this scene. It's brilliant, I agree.

    • @Duzz14
      @Duzz14 2 роки тому +46

      I know who that is! That’s the first person I recogonized

    • @ChewyAndGo
      @ChewyAndGo 2 роки тому +15

      @@cf-4233 Founding member of The Upright Citizens Brigade.

    • @MrPositive3D
      @MrPositive3D 2 роки тому +75

      'The female parts are a little unwritten so far! I'd like to point that out'. That made me laugh out loud.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Duzz14I DON’T RECOGNIZE THE CHAIR! from Patton was the perfect response

  • @Milmiskew
    @Milmiskew 4 роки тому +1215

    Patton Oswalt: *Talks for 8 minutes straight*
    The cameraman’s shoulder: *help*

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 4 роки тому +21

      hehe..NAW...they have camera mounts.

    • @ShockerTopper
      @ShockerTopper 4 роки тому +27

      No the camera man was praising the inventor of steady cams lol...I forget the dudes name but he worked on the Shining haha

    • @ryanmooney7638
      @ryanmooney7638 3 роки тому +5

      Correction: The cameraman's shoulder: Please don't stop

    • @arafat9828
      @arafat9828 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShockerTopper The first steady cam was used in Rocky 2 right?

    • @marshland6517
      @marshland6517 3 роки тому +1

      @Mofasserarafat
      It was used in the first rocky movie. On the DVD there is a featurette about Rocky’s run up the steps and I believe,if I remember correctly, they had made an attempt without the steadycam, and it didn’t look good at all. I don’t know, it’s Been a few years since I watched it.

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp 2 роки тому +7

    Disney is so uncreative that a satirical improv comedy sketch directly predicted most of their Star Wars and Marvel movies and shows

  • @aldersmoke1
    @aldersmoke1 Рік тому +35

    Every one of the extras in this scene deserves an Oscar for not breaking.

  • @rachellucarz
    @rachellucarz 4 роки тому +1092

    I can’t believe Remy, rat chef extraordinaire, predicted the future of the MCU and the Star Wars franchise in 2013

    • @Jayhazy23
      @Jayhazy23 4 роки тому +44

      He nailed the time ribbon.

    • @churchboy4609
      @churchboy4609 4 роки тому +31

      What...he's...no way...he is remy...
      (I love that movie)

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 4 роки тому +8

      It was a Disney film so insider intel

    • @cyanimation1605
      @cyanimation1605 4 роки тому +5

      This will be out link from the Pixar universe to the star wars universe

    • @aspiringnomad15
      @aspiringnomad15 4 роки тому +6

      Plot twist Remy is the rat in avengers

  • @theironpatriot1541
    @theironpatriot1541 4 роки тому +580

    Little did Patton Oswald know he was speaking in front of Starlord right then and there

  • @michaelparks6120
    @michaelparks6120 9 місяців тому +12

    Patton reels these names off with a conviction that is almost frightening. 😂

  • @Mymumsey1
    @Mymumsey1 Рік тому +31

    He definitely deserved the applause at the end.

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury 3 роки тому +1261

    This was SEVEN years ago. Think about how much stuff he touched on that we've seen in one form or another?!?! Also....THANK YOU MANDOLORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 3 роки тому +4

      Boba wasn't mandelorian so why you thanking something that can't even register your comment? Why not thank Oswalt

    • @SeaGrift
      @SeaGrift 3 роки тому +16

      @@jamesmeppler6375 Boba comes back in The Mandalorian

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 3 роки тому +2

      @@SeaGriftoh yea? I hope they give him some character development. I loved him as a kid, but knowing he had 7 lines in the movies and one of them was ahh, I feel let down, would be cool to get an official canon Boba story that tells us where Boba and Jango got their suits from.

    • @garysimmons3166
      @garysimmons3166 2 роки тому

      Whe you asked us to think about how much stuff he touched I got really scared and wondered if he had covid did he touch something g before I touched it. I can't get sick ...

    • @jkbjkb1178
      @jkbjkb1178 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesmeppler6375 boba fett is getting his own show “book of boba” coming soon at December this year I believe

  • @harrisondewitt6694
    @harrisondewitt6694 5 років тому +2762

    Is it just me or has Disney slowly been buying all of these properties up since this speech? They are definitely on a mission to make this happen

    • @anonymousaccount4483
      @anonymousaccount4483 5 років тому +109

      Harrison DeWitt Star Wars Episode X: Infinity Crusade😂

    • @kevinyo1169
      @kevinyo1169 5 років тому +26

      Anonymous Account That’s...actually a really good title!

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 5 років тому +14

      @@kevinyo1169 that's because it is. It's the third arc after Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity War.

    • @rb3k157
      @rb3k157 5 років тому +20

      Anonymous Account Star Wars episode X... men Infinity War.... OF THE WORLDS.... Godzilla vs Kong vs Khan vs Hilter vs Mike Tyson XIV!!!

    • @elisua.chavez
      @elisua.chavez 5 років тому +4

      I swear if it happens I will lose it

  • @ScottBerry-yn8rw
    @ScottBerry-yn8rw 10 місяців тому +28

    I’ve watched this dozens of times and it’s brilliant. He did make at least one mistake though. He mentions the X-Men flying in the Quinjet, which was the Avengers’ aircraft. The X-Men’s aircraft was the Blackbird. I have no doubt he knows the difference, but considering he did this on the spot, he is forgiven.

    • @arcade85_
      @arcade85_ 6 місяців тому +7

      Unforgiven. I smashed my laptop in a fit of rage when he made this error.

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 3 місяці тому +2

      Yea he couldn't take it back once he said it, had to roll with it

  • @LAK_770
    @LAK_770 Рік тому +36

    Props to these extras for keeping it together for one of the weirdest days at work in their lives

  • @NYvandal
    @NYvandal 3 роки тому +834

    No one’s gonna mention how Starlord himself just walks out 😂😂

    • @planetdisco4821
      @planetdisco4821 2 роки тому +9

      Bwahaha! Yes!

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 2 роки тому +4

      I thought his name was Andy?

    • @darthpsykoz
      @darthpsykoz 2 роки тому +14

      @@solidsalt3412 same actor plays Starlord in the MCU

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia 2 роки тому +19

      Its like poetry, it rhymes

    • @karma3351
      @karma3351 2 роки тому +2

      He wasn't mentioned here, after all xD

  • @mobiusfrost
    @mobiusfrost 4 роки тому +1057

    Chris Pratt sneakily leaving is a whole lot funnier now than it was before.

    • @sminthian
      @sminthian 4 роки тому +27

      I wonder if he knew he was going to kinda be involved in this back then.

    • @emorielawrence6086
      @emorielawrence6086 3 роки тому +16

      @@sminthian If this was made in 2013 than proably because gog came out in 2014 and it was filmed in 2013

    • @dbboykid10
      @dbboykid10 3 роки тому +18

      @@sminthian yeah they make fun of how Andy all of a sudden got skinny at the beginning of season 5 (I think, it's been some time since I've rewatched it) and that was a direct jab because he was already filming that role by that point

    • @rubbersoul9462
      @rubbersoul9462 3 роки тому

      Where at?

    • @dbboykid10
      @dbboykid10 3 роки тому +1

      @@PTGamingCorps 😂😂😂 yeah I think its Ron who asks him when they go to D.C.

  • @timames5034
    @timames5034 2 роки тому +36

    I have never heard a more absurd crossover but I love it.

  • @Dr3amtime
    @Dr3amtime Рік тому +22

    Patton is a gift to all of us. Better than we deserve.

  • @theislandparable
    @theislandparable 3 роки тому +2510

    Was this actually one whole take? That's insane dude, this guy's amazing

    • @roguechlnchllla6564
      @roguechlnchllla6564 3 роки тому +308

      Plot twist- this is just the actor reading out his fanfiction

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 3 роки тому +115

      This is improv

    • @kennybobby201
      @kennybobby201 3 роки тому +214

      It absolutely is one take, patton is a genius. And a huge nerd.

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo 3 роки тому +65

      patton is a live performer so this is sort of his act

    • @joshjohnson2600
      @joshjohnson2600 3 роки тому +48

      He played 5 characters in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  • @devilknight2099
    @devilknight2099 2 роки тому +2826

    1:23 - Literally word for word on what happened in the Book of Boba Fett’s opening. Jon Favreau definitely did this on purpose. 😂

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 роки тому +134

      It's like He & Rodriguez saw this and said: "Hey, We Can Write It Down & Film Exactly What He Said!"

    • @KOTC.
      @KOTC. 2 роки тому +20

      i came back to this video to draw more attention to this 😭

    • @elliottmcollins
      @elliottmcollins 2 роки тому +73

      Bear in mind Jon Favreau is also *in the MCU* so he could just keep running with this plot proposal into minute 4.

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 2 роки тому +41

      I mean... pretty much every portrayal of Boba Fett escaping the sarlacc is like that

    • @jarrarwinks8470
      @jarrarwinks8470 2 роки тому +9

      Its based on the comics and books.

  • @pjslattery9524
    @pjslattery9524 2 роки тому +9

    Seeing how much Patton loves Marvel and starwars it’s nice to see he got to be the voice of M.O.D.O.K and I really hope he gets to cameo in starwars probably making some childhood dreams come true

  • @vollieollie3183
    @vollieollie3183 Рік тому +15

    i love Patton. i’ve watched all of his stand-up specials, and the way he speaks is so satisfying to hear. i could listen to him ramble all day.

  • @TheZackshow
    @TheZackshow 4 роки тому +2195

    On paper this sounds like a terrible idea but Patton Oswalt makes it sound super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @AZM777
      @AZM777 4 роки тому +131

      Patton Oswalt Ideas are tight!

    • @pinguman13
      @pinguman13 4 роки тому +58

      Alfredo Speaks i understood that reference

    • @jeffrey4562
      @jeffrey4562 4 роки тому +12

      It's 'Cash-Ick' or 'Cas-shieek'

    • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
      @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 4 роки тому +46

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @kadeloblack4774
      @kadeloblack4774 4 роки тому +46

      Looks like you’re all stealing catchphrases whoops..... whoopise.....

  • @AlexChristian
    @AlexChristian 6 років тому +1832

    Here I am, post Infinity War....and this was scary incredible... He nailed every scene, especially when Boba Fett fights the Guardians of the Galaxy.

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 6 років тому +21

      Alex Christian spoiler..

    • @jonm3047
      @jonm3047 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @greenanator528
      @greenanator528 4 роки тому +4

      time ribbon

    • @Egryn
      @Egryn 4 роки тому +3

      Hey the Mandilorian hasn’t been released yet. It could happen.

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 4 роки тому +8

      6:58 Well, Star Lord is in this scene, although briefly :D

  • @tomrichey
    @tomrichey 2 роки тому +302

    This would’ve been ten times better than the actual sequel trilogy

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Рік тому +16

    Fun Fact: This was the very first scene of Parks & Rec I watched. I loved it as a Star Wars fan and a Marvel fan but eventually forgot it. When I watched the Parks & Rec from beginning to end, imagine my teary eyed joy when I realized THIS was the series that scene came from. One of my all time favorite comedies.

  • @IgneousP
    @IgneousP 5 років тому +2186

    Every UA-camr trying to get their video to 10 min

    • @notmyrealname8799
      @notmyrealname8799 4 роки тому +11

      What happens at ten minutes? ...asking for a friend

    • @dontunder2005
      @dontunder2005 4 роки тому +26

      @@notmyrealname8799 You can put midtoll ads in

    • @notmyrealname8799
      @notmyrealname8799 4 роки тому +3

      @@dontunder2005 Ah! Funny those are the reason I avoid youtube lol

    • @isaacfitzer971
      @isaacfitzer971 4 роки тому +14

      @@notmyrealname8799 I think youtube also is more likely to recommend 10+ minute videos. It pleases the UA-cam algorithms

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 4 роки тому

      @IgneousPrime- Hahahaha! ;'D

  • @kirby7294
    @kirby7294 4 роки тому +412

    I like how Leslie is not upset about this waste of time, but that she has issues with the writing...

    • @cool61911
      @cool61911 3 роки тому +4

      so in character lol

  • @KeithPickeringGuy
    @KeithPickeringGuy 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how some of the extras in the crowd are like "this sounds pretty rad"

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 Рік тому +24

    The greatest filibuster of all time! 😂

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 3 роки тому +581

    No edit, no cuts, entirely raw footage - truly a filibuster of our time

  • @BehindTheMustche
    @BehindTheMustche 3 роки тому +342

    Jam’s “Come on” when Patton mentions Thanos is so underrated

    • @faustomadebr
      @faustomadebr 3 роки тому +34

      And Leslie saying "thats the first one I know..." when he mentions RDJr is what my wife would say. Hahahah

    • @AsiaDanceScene
      @AsiaDanceScene 3 роки тому +8

      It wouldn't be half as funny without those perfectly timed interruptions

    • @sachemofboston3649
      @sachemofboston3649 3 роки тому +16

      And I love how Leslie gets pissed there’s not enough female characters, it’s funny and works perfectly with her character

  • @noahhurst1021
    @noahhurst1021 2 роки тому +16

    I like how this guy’s Star Wars script is still better than any of the sequel Star Wars movies

  • @robertcaie8157
    @robertcaie8157 Рік тому +3

    guy in the blue suit to the left in the background nodding his head like: dang, this is actually making sense.
    meanwhile, the the guy on the right in the second row is trying sooooo hard not to break, covering his grin with his hand.
    all this is just pure gold 🤣

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 4 роки тому +750

    If Ben was there in the room, this could’ve been the whole episode and I would’ve love to see it.

    • @asha-ledavis5953
      @asha-ledavis5953 3 роки тому +5

      Game of Thrones?

    • @henryml9999
      @henryml9999 3 роки тому +26

      The whole time I was hoping it would pan back to the council seats and Ben would be the only person left in the room, listening and interested.
      Edit: Dang next comment below yours was exactly this.

    • @mprattyh3
      @mprattyh3 3 роки тому +2

      My sentiments exactly

    • @georgercop
      @georgercop 3 роки тому

      Theyd just riff off each other and argue and it'd be great =P

    • @Just_normal_youtube_channel
      @Just_normal_youtube_channel Рік тому

      Best Bottle Episode ever.

  • @stahppls2293
    @stahppls2293 3 роки тому +566

    “TONY STARK--TONY STAAARK!”
    “I KNOW WHO THAT IS THAT’S THE FIRST PERSON I’VE KNOWN!”

  • @kquiteno
    @kquiteno 2 роки тому +58

    This man is a man of knowledge. He brought up Moonknight when he wasn't even someone any ordinary person knew about. I have so much respect for Patton. I can almost be certain that Favreau and Filoni were inspired by his idea of how Boba Fett would come out of the Sarlacc pit. Just watch.. if the X Men are introduced in Multiverse of Madness people will come back to this video to look back how he explains they will reenter the MCU. I'm glad I'm not the only person who has had ideas of Marvel and Star Wars dipping their toes into each other's franchise. Now owned by Disney if they really wanted to it could happen. Most people would scoff at that idea but if you want the mind of millions to explode with action, exposition, lore, mystery, high stakes and straight up insane super powers then it'd be worth the reach.

    • @timothysztaba437
      @timothysztaba437 Рік тому +3

      I think any comic book fan knew moon knight long before the show.
      But this is awesome. I never seen the full version, just the TV cut

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 7 місяців тому

      Boba fett escaped the sarlaac in the comics, bobf was trash

    • @nickmeyer238
      @nickmeyer238 2 місяці тому

      It's a no brainer. They already set the stage with the multiverse. They do a "what if...?" of the Watcher explaining the Omniverse and how he only watches the "Marvels" multiverse but there are other multiverse and how we're about to see a story from a galaxy far, far, away.
      Boom. It's cannon but doesn't mess with the main timeline. Fans get what they want.
      Dragon Ball did something similar with Fusion/Heroes or whatever.
      Gave the Fans what they wanted. What if fusions and different forms for other characters. Friezas brother Cooler gets a gold form, Goku trains with the grand priest, etc.
      Doesn't have to be for all the fans. Not supposed to be. For the supernerds.

  • @kealunleday3948
    @kealunleday3948 Рік тому +9

    Leslie interrupting is friggin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Celtic_Blade
    @Celtic_Blade 3 роки тому +1456

    This movie would be twelve hours long and cost a hundred billion dollars to make.

    • @jarretthyde870
      @jarretthyde870 3 роки тому +145

      I would sit there for the 12 hours

    • @sladewilson2517
      @sladewilson2517 3 роки тому +90

      And better than the 3 sequels combined

    • @Boogietron2000
      @Boogietron2000 3 роки тому +13

      They could make a series out of it. Hell its definitely possible considering their doing that with the Snyder Cut

    • @nickgriffin7710
      @nickgriffin7710 3 роки тому +13

      And no one would complain

    • @noahmartin2130
      @noahmartin2130 3 роки тому +6

      Worth it

  • @TroyBlackford
    @TroyBlackford 5 років тому +575

    This is seriously one of the most impressive improvisational tangents I've ever seen. I can't believe Oswalt pulled that off, even as talented as he is, because that is some seriously superhuman stuff. The man is a massive Stephen King fan, part of me wishes he could have kept going two more minutes until he revealed that Thanos and the Empire were in league with Pennywise, Randall Flagg, and we were probably minutes away from getting Shredder and Krang in there, too. Hahaha the man's a gifted, gifted person. This has made me laugh for years, and I barely understood half his references at the time.

    • @jakeseaster5329
      @jakeseaster5329 4 роки тому +9

      The thought of Randall Flagg and Pennywise teaming up is scary

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 4 роки тому +2

      @@jakeseaster5329 Considering how Flagg ended, I don't see him becoming BFFs with a giant spider.

    • @dannigro8794
      @dannigro8794 4 роки тому +2

      Troy Blackford Its Patton Oswalt though. This is his life. He’s been a Star Wars fan longer than he’s been an actor.

    • @bptnmrphy3991
      @bptnmrphy3991 4 роки тому +1

      hes been holding this in for a while he's just unloading EVERYTHING 😂😂

  • @Cyril29a
    @Cyril29a Рік тому +9

    Patton put more thought in to this script than Disney put in the entire sequel trilogy

  • @constancemiller3753
    @constancemiller3753 2 роки тому +1

    Chills and tears. I love you Patton.

  • @mrquacksack2566
    @mrquacksack2566 3 роки тому +1017

    He finally got his dream of Boba Fett surviving the sarlac pit.

    • @josesilva6366
      @josesilva6366 3 роки тому +28

      And he predicted the double sunset lol

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +24

      Bobba fett survived the sarlac pit in the original expanded universe too...

    • @zachallan7545
      @zachallan7545 3 роки тому +4

      The Mandalorian is goated...

    • @KevinMacku
      @KevinMacku 3 роки тому +8

      Boba survived in the original, too. Tales of the Bounty Hunters has it.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому

      @@KevinMacku thank you i couldn’t remember the specific name.

  • @benseigel831
    @benseigel831 3 роки тому +411

    The extras behind him deserve an Oscar for not breaking this entire time

    • @japoniano
      @japoniano 2 роки тому +13

      One of them is giggling like crazy

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 2 роки тому +16

      One of the guys in the left seems interested and engaged

  • @TwineLightMedia
    @TwineLightMedia Рік тому +6

    The greatest movie pitched in cinema history. Absolute comedy gold

  • @tannerboyden3847
    @tannerboyden3847 Рік тому +4

    I love the extras in this clip. So well paid to stay so quiet when this is perhaps the funniest and best monologue ever

    • @ronibigbangnicole
      @ronibigbangnicole Рік тому +1

      There's one guy who's actually really engaged in the script? It's so funny watching his face in the background 😂

  • @ccgod
    @ccgod 2 роки тому +1272

    I just love how the majority of the extras kept a straight face.

    • @TwoWholeWorms
      @TwoWholeWorms 2 роки тому +53

      About half of them go at least once at some point throughout. xD

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +71

      I liked how at the beginning of the rant they all look bored but a few minutes in they're all riveted and can't take their eyes off the small rotund rambling man.

    • @dovkushnir7808
      @dovkushnir7808 Рік тому +42

      The lady in the front row with the brown suit is amazing, how she manages to "fall asleep" at the end is beyond me

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Рік тому +6

      It's Pawnee. Anywhere else this would be insane.

    • @LunarAura
      @LunarAura Рік тому +7

      Idk if these extras would even know what he's talking about 9 years ago.
      I don't remember if the whole multiverse gimmick was introduced in marvel movies back then.

  • @TeflonBilly73
    @TeflonBilly73 5 років тому +321

    I just noticed, @ 7:20, Councilman Jamm stops dead in his tracks when he hears about Lando and Leia. You can see him listening around the corner while everyone else leaves.

    • @letimoore
      @letimoore 4 роки тому +3

      Leslie escorting ppl out the room 🤣🤣🤣

  • @remster_yt
    @remster_yt 2 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite comedians in my favorite TV show.

  • @Reject101Personal
    @Reject101Personal Рік тому +11

    I love how both Patton Oswalt and Amy Poehler have both been the Leads in a Pixar movie.