I attempted to watch Lele Pons' Netflix show...
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- Опубліковано 15 сер 2021
- Today we look at Lele Pons' new Netflix show, not to be confused with "The Secret Life of Lele Pons". We take a look at Cooking With Paris, the latest show to hit Netflix, featuring Kim Kardashian West, Demi Lovato and, of course, Lele Pons our latina queen. We will be saying Adios Lele after this tragedy, or can we expect more of Lele in the mainstream?
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Hey everyone! Leave a comment to help this video in the algorithm, I'm thinking something like "you're hot" would do it. Thanks!
Yess another Spanish song!!
Ok daddy
maybe
@Tomathy 🅥 shhhhh bot
i refuse to call any british "person" hot
You can tell he’s maturing. He never talks about how he’s trilingual.
Wait until he kicks the shit out of Bob the homeless man on the corner
awww
True
Instead, he talks about other people for a living.
Yeah right talk some spanish and critic their English.
I got here before James could even mention that he’s trilingual.
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening ana
@@AxxLAfriku wtf dude
@@AxxLAfriku stop calling me your girlfriend. I'm a married woman and have never met you.
Impossible!
Amazing
15 second in and James hasn’t mentioned he’s trilingual. I’m concerned
not the bots -_-
I think he’s been kidnapped and it’s a cry for help
@Tomathy 🅥 let me guess a rick roll 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
dude, it's been LIFETIMES since he's last mentioned it, lmfao (not just this vid) X"D
He's trilingual but what is the 3. Language? I've only ever heard him speak 2 🤔
At this point, James' comments talk about how he's trilingual more than he does.
It's getting kind of annoying lmao
@@TM-xs2ts agreed.
@ToiletJohn FN fr? Thats sooo cool! I wish the fans said it before
@ToiletJohn FN are you sure he’s trilingual?
@@TM-xs2ts I was hoping for comments related to the video like WE GET IT!
When Paris started using her however much money bottle of water to rinse the turkey, I fucking cried. I was like it's right under the faucet what the hell? 😭
Her “dumb blonde” attitude is all an act because, “that’s hot” I guess. I saw a video that claimed she had been abused as a kid and is actually incredibly Intelligent.
@@mrbeans-yp1gv Unfortunately she was abused, and has PTSD as a result.
@@emmad4308 what did the comment say if u don’t
mind me asking
James everyone needs to be reminded your trilingual the new people won’t know!
oh god, not the bots
@@beezle_xoxo OH GOD THE BOTS ARE INVADING!
O
*youre
Paris plays into a stereotype and makes money from playing into a dumb, rich socialite. Lele is just…. siiiiiiiiiigh.
“I’m headed to an early grave, but at least it’s a tasty one”
James Marriott, 2021
edible grave
“And unlike a windmill, I wasn’t the biggest fan” Damn James, damn. He so mature he only roast with dad jokes.
0:59
I won't lie, that joke caught me off guard and I laughed so hard 😂
Honestly couldnt focus on the next 2 mins of the video cuz I was just thinking abt it
Underrated joke!!!
"we don't even wanna live once anymore, we wanna die."
thankyou, james, for reminding me that my life is shit just after i woke up.
“And once again, unlike a windmill, I wasn’t the biggest fan” might be the greatest, dumbest, smartest joke I have heard in years.
literally had to pause the video to recover 😂
Why is Netflix giving tiktokers and youtubers their own shows…
Because money
@@milktea6676 i anit gunna click on these repliers links but it make me thinks when the reply to your comment that they dont think its to do with money lol, i love how these dumb wankers on youtube can be explained in two words lol
Paris is a business woman
@@druhoward376 go back to tik tok "Dru"
but paris is neither a tiktoker nor a youtuber...
Random fact about James that most people doesn't know; He's trilingual!
I can just imagine people at the store saying “Why tf is she running away from a turkey on heels?”
“we’ve moved on from XD and YOLO. now we don’t even want to live once we all want to die.” top tier quote
He hasn’t mentioned the most important thing about himself (he’s trilingual if u didn’t know) I am very much concerned
James please tell us if something is wrong other than having to make this video which I’m sure u have been dreading
No te preocupes!
James has such a nice side profile, it’s the kind that I always draw and that most artists/animators do :)
Ikr he's such a pretty guy, i like his features
Literally though
And a super nice straight and symmetric nose!!
The abrupt endings are one of my favorite bits. Not quite sure why but it makes me smile every time
IKKRRR i really like it
At this point anyone irrelevant can get a Netflix show.
So, there is hope for me...?
@@tiajoseph7309 Absolutely just be good looking n rich
@@Redjanuary17 oh and u ofc need tiktok and Netflix will be like ‘ hey we’re holding auditions we’d love if you came you would fit the part so well it’s seems you have 1 minute of acting experience:)
@@tiajoseph7309 You need at least 5mil yt subs and a mansion
This man knows more about Lele Pons than her therapist.
The average James Marriott viewer knows her
Fun fact: James is trilingual! He never tells anyone this, but he is!
Edit: thanks for 363 likes I am so glad that I have enlighted 363 people’s brains
*bilingual now
He also has hazel eyes with gold flecks. Another fact James never ever mentions
What languages are he fluent in I genuinely don’t know lol
@@elementalcardboard english, Portuguese and Spanish.
@@g4smaskgrrrl he is fluent in Spanish, Portuguese and English.
YES MY DAY GETS BETTER WHEN JAMES UPLOADS
My dumbass read 'day' as 'dad' 😂😭
doesn’t get better often then 😭
@@duckyapex7373 it really doesn’t
Congrats👏
@@williamthompson6807 I read it as "daddy"😭
James sees lasagna and just fucking dies from the PTSD of garfield
Every Italian that saw the video
Seems like the internet already forgot lele's animal endangerment, SMH I thought that was reason enough to cancel her
wait what I haven't even heard about this is it recent
I thought it was her lying that she was donating her hair to cancer patients...
They give lele one but not our multilingual king? Tragic.
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😂😂everyone pays James' rent bc he roasts their accomplishments which everyone loves
James you haven't mentioned that you're trilingual, blink twice if there's someone with a gun behind the camera
Alternative title: lele pons is still active on the media (it’s tragic)
I would love to know how much money James has made off of Lele Pons jokes.
next on my strange addiction: James Marriott addicted to talking about lele pons
Okay the “there are no comedians here” joke was solid.
Who else would want to see James talk about his songwriting?
"we don't even want to live once" 💀💀💀
Wait James speaks Spanish? I never knew he spoke 2 languages! You know, if he spoke a third language he could brag about being Trilingual!!
This is very family friendly, and James Marriott deserves all of the money.
This is crazy. I JUST figured out that James is trilingual because he never seems to talk about it...
“Easy cheesy Mac and cheese” sounds like the name of a band in the 80s
I need Gordon Ramsey to have a look at Paris' show, that'd be great
Lele pons is what happens when a child gets spoiled for the first 18 years of her life then is suddenly kicked out of her parent's mansion and doesn't know how to get a job
heeeeeeey
Yooo funny glasses man
Only seven likes
not the turkey having glitter and sprinkles on it like its a cake. these people have literally never cooked before im sick
I LITERALLY STOPPED EVERYTHING I WAS DOING WHEN I SAW HE’D UPLOADED
"Some fat, hairy, gross guy..."
And suddenly I feel personally attacked by Paris Hilton.
The dog on the table eating the Turkey straight up reminded me of how it must've been in the medieval period
First video I’ve seen of you not talking about being trilingual
James not mentioning his trilingual… wear something yellow in your next video if you’re in danger
James literally sacrificed his own brain cells for us to make a 13 minute video. What a guy ✨
I love Paris Hilton💕
In a non-weird way, I just love how glamorous her life is.
Eurgh
I never realized how awful the 00's were until we learned how to do our makeup well, like Paris Hiltons face actually looks nice? And her sense of style, though still obnoxious to me, isn't the horrifying mess everyone's was in the 2000s? I think one part of our society has evolved for the better at least, but we immediately took it a few steps back when we added glitter, sprinkles and sparklers to a turkey.
ALSO WHY TF DOES PARIS ADD GLITTER WITH HER GLOVES ON???
Which part of our society has evolved for the better ? now we have dozens of Paris Hilton.
@@catherinegrun6729 the part where we learned to do makeup better, also I don't know enough about Paris Hilton to say whether having dozens of her is a bad thing or not
Paris: *boils water*
Lele: *wooooowwwww* 😂
Call me a simp, but I think James looks good with and without a beard
“You can’t just reclaim any word that looks spanish and say it in a spanish accent”
Americans applying the rules of the English language to foreign words or just changing them entirely: Animes, Pierogis, Warsaw
OH MY GOD YES
Warsaw’s been used as a very long time in English, to refer to the polish capital. It’s just a case of English having a different name for the same place, we do it with countries, too. I can’t comment on the others, though.
i am happy to announce i didn’t even know about this show before james’ video
you are genuinely the funniest commentary youtube istg
Y’all did you know that James Marriott is actually trilingual?
Bruh we’re all clamoring for more videos from you! Out of all the eboys you’re definitely the funniest and most refined lol! Honestly I love you all but would really love to see more from you specifically. I love you damn brits!
Is it just me or does 'i love you damn Brits' give you a weird feeling you don't like
10 seconds in and I can already tell Im gonna love it 😂
james!!! i needed this today
Incredible video! some of your best jokes yet
My brain broke down when he said alligator in Spanish while talking about a crocodile
the first three comments are about james' trilinguality, i am so proud of this community
Thx James for blessing my bday with this perfect gem of a video
Eyyy new James Marriot videoooo woo
keep up the good work king
How does Lele Pons have a Netflix “ Episode “ but James Marriott doesn’t?
10:31 this was honestly a polyglot moment for james. he has evolved way past trilingual.
ONE OF YOUR BEST VIDS
loving ur latest vids james!
“Next week I could be talking about you” as if he has a consistent upload schedule
James's girlfriend watching the part where he talks vulgar about the turkey, thinking "Why doesn't he talk to me like that?!" 😂😂🖤
James the puns and jokes in this vid hit every time you’ve done it again 👏🏼👏🏼
man today was shit but James video instantly makes it 100% better- going back into school tmrw (literally not vibing) but YOO James video pog I can quell the pain
She needs Gordon Ramsay as her next guest. Now THAT I would watch
im just in love with the sheer amount of comments talking about how James is, what, trilingual....I think?
James is my favorite youtuber , he makes me laugh
finallyyyyy the king has uploaded
James should watch more episodes of Cooking With Paris!!
I really miss James Marriott being in podcasts
Hehehe this one of my favorite videos from you
HAPPY JAMES DAYYYYYY
“Now we don’t even one live once. We all want to die.” - That hit me so hard , so true.💀😂
no one:
james being 1/8 indigenous Canada: *drinking maple syrup*
James I love you... I love you more when Will is making fun of you all the time. But I love you LMAO
Fantastic video James! I will make sure to press the subscribe button and turn on notifications, so I don't miss out on great future videos 👍
Ah yes, my favorite animal, the Aigator
you would think she’d learn after vine, tiktok and acting but noooo
I swear Paris cant tell the difference between dictionary and thesaurus
yes oh my god finally new James video 🙌
James: *has a gorgeously shaped nose*
Also James: I hated my nose for the longest time
There's no hope for me is there
He hasn't mentioned the fact the he's trilingual... Okay he's definitely possessed
Love these reviews 😂
Morning James. Hope you’re doing great. Love your videos
Saw the title and immediately facepalmed, what is wrong with Netflix and releasing stuff no one wanted??
sweeties joined the chat
Daily reminder (shocking) (not click bait) James is trilingual!! (Biggy cries)
This made me remember that there's only 4 more months of this year
thank God, this year has been the absolute worse for me
commenting for the algorithm,keep up the amazing work mr marriott!
Imagine calling yourself a cooking show and making Kraft mac & cheese
Le le pons and Netflix should never be in the same scentence
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been waiting for this one ☝️
"We don't even wanna live once, we all wanna die."
Felt this in my soul lmao