James Charles (still) thinks he can sing...

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  • @biabuia
    @biabuia 4 роки тому +2771

    The dancers in the background are as useful as a hair brush would be for a bald man.

    • @xbunbun1500
      @xbunbun1500 4 роки тому +32

      facts

    • @sameel3843
      @sameel3843 4 роки тому +90

      It’s what happens when people think tiktok dancing is as good as regular dancing. These “dancers” on tiktok who just repeat the variations of the same moves over and over really get exposed when they try to dance outside of tiktok. It looks like shit. It reminds me of left shark from Katy Perry’s Super Bowl half time show, just no effort.

    • @marcoxwx7547
      @marcoxwx7547 4 роки тому +11

      bia V as useful as a limbless man who knows marshal arts

    • @mooshroommaster1238
      @mooshroommaster1238 4 роки тому +8

      Don’t underestimate the power of a headbutt

    • @Day-rz4sg
      @Day-rz4sg 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

  • @aaau8742
    @aaau8742 3 роки тому +865

    Less talking, more cat.

  • @nonewem5180
    @nonewem5180 4 роки тому +4966

    Y’all, stop commenting about “James,” I can’t tell whether you’re talking about James Charles or James

    • @lilyofthev4ll3y
      @lilyofthev4ll3y 4 роки тому +276

      we are talking about james

    • @misfortvne5017
      @misfortvne5017 4 роки тому +18

      @Mr.0 Crocodile marriott*

    • @spookylemon9200
      @spookylemon9200 4 роки тому +36

      the Queen of pop no we are talking about *_james_*

    • @chlobird967
      @chlobird967 4 роки тому +3

      facts

    • @tia8245
      @tia8245 4 роки тому +18

      no we’re talking about the one with brown hair duh

  • @сузосуро
    @сузосуро 4 роки тому +4687

    He lowkey looks like Jack Black. Resemblance is uncanny.

    • @beepboop7090
      @beepboop7090 4 роки тому +81

      Omg I was wondering if I was the only one thinking that lol. I had not seen any comment mention it before.

    • @geesusofsuburbia
      @geesusofsuburbia 4 роки тому +14

      IKR

    • @redwing1766
      @redwing1766 4 роки тому +4

      He doesn’t

    • @beepboop7090
      @beepboop7090 4 роки тому +36

      RedWing he actually looks like similar to jack black when he was younger. I have watched more videos since I last commented and even he says that he looks like him lol

    • @viv5082
      @viv5082 4 роки тому +9

      Oh yeah! I see it

  • @shrimpybro
    @shrimpybro 4 роки тому +1717

    ALL OTTO APPEARANCES
    0:35-0:57
    1:10
    1:15
    1:38 (on the couch, very blurry)
    1:46 (still on the couch)
    1:49-1:52
    2:26
    9:33
    Thank you for your time

    • @HayleighPaige
      @HayleighPaige 4 роки тому +55

      You’re a hero

    • @kaiittyy
      @kaiittyy 4 роки тому +9

      You are epic thank you

    • @shrimpybro
      @shrimpybro 4 роки тому +6

      Frizzy Fly Happy to help!

    • @catlecat7812
      @catlecat7812 4 роки тому +11

      You forgot 9:33 :)

    • @shrimpybro
      @shrimpybro 4 роки тому +3

      Cat Lecat Oh thanks I missed that one 😅

  • @heybaby9885
    @heybaby9885 4 роки тому +678

    "I'm kind of a sociopath"
    "I have a dad bod or maybe 2 or 3 dad bods"
    Something's adding up and i don't like it

    • @ladstabs8230
      @ladstabs8230 4 роки тому +1

      What is this name???😂😂😂😂

    • @PinkBubbleMartini
      @PinkBubbleMartini 4 роки тому +4

      Wonder when he’ll head to the grocery store..

    • @abartey1441
      @abartey1441 4 роки тому +7

      The only thing adding up is James' body count.

    • @884welshwizjones8
      @884welshwizjones8 4 роки тому

      420th like

    • @zoinksman8565
      @zoinksman8565 4 роки тому

      I- I have a guess but idk man someone else say it 4 me thanks😐

  • @sirsquashh
    @sirsquashh 4 роки тому +3830

    The D'amelios are gonna be the next kardashians they're famous but no one really knows why

    • @em-st2kq
      @em-st2kq 4 роки тому +102

      charli is actually rlly nice tho

    • @sirsquashh
      @sirsquashh 4 роки тому +327

      @@em-st2kq I didn't say she wasn't

    • @savannahm1257
      @savannahm1257 4 роки тому +152

      i think we all know why the kardashians are famous

    • @em-st2kq
      @em-st2kq 4 роки тому +80

      Epicgamerjuices yeah ik but at least she uses her platform for good unlike the kardashians

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 4 роки тому +68

      Epicgamerjuices except they didn’t get famous because their mom released their sex tape, and their biological father didn’t represent OJ Simpson and ALLEGEDLY dispose of evidence.

  • @vuthuyhaanh8831
    @vuthuyhaanh8831 4 роки тому +2051

    I feel like James Charles sings with no melody. Guess he sings rawly, maybe he could clear his throat a little? I just don’t think his singing fits the melody. You know, like his notes are *FLAT*

  • @apparitional
    @apparitional 4 роки тому +1441

    James showing cat:
    Me thinking it’s a skinny baby leopard

  • @Maki-ns2lv
    @Maki-ns2lv 4 роки тому +4548

    Did anyone notice how James didn’t say he’s trilingual NOT EVEN ONCE?
    Edit: I DEFINITELY WASN’T EXPECTING THIS AMOUNT OF LIKES SO IM GONNA GO WITH THE FLOW AND CASUALLY MENTION IM BILINGUAL

    • @qunzy1077
      @qunzy1077 4 роки тому +100

      Me: can you do the same?
      Lele pons: nah,they dont know that im latina so ima tell 'em again

    • @aspenlou230
      @aspenlou230 4 роки тому +27

      @branwyn kennedy no hearing James Charles singing made that part of his brain shut down😂

    • @trapgrimmer6155
      @trapgrimmer6155 4 роки тому +26

      He must be an imposter.

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 роки тому +16

      4:52 he nearly let it out, but was able to keep his composure to only slightly humblebrag

    • @izzyisme08
      @izzyisme08 4 роки тому +4

      He’s broken...

  • @nessa3025
    @nessa3025 4 роки тому +759

    the only thing i thought of when i saw the title was:
    *"wHoMp whOmP wHOmP wHOmP WhOmP wHomP WHoMp hEEeYy yEaH hEeEyY yEAH"*

    • @INSA.NEL.Y
      @INSA.NEL.Y 3 роки тому +5

      same sat doing it before the video started

    • @sznsaiki1497
      @sznsaiki1497 3 роки тому +5

      SAME LMAO

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +1351

    I love when James roasts the TikTok cringe.

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 роки тому +4

      I wouldn’t say TikTok content is necessarily wrong (sometimes, just as much as other sites), but the actual company, on the other hand...

    • @444powerline
      @444powerline 4 роки тому +12

      ll MilkAndCookies ll unless we’re talking about straight TikTok-

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF UA-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye zyler

    • @ewitstrayton6017
      @ewitstrayton6017 4 роки тому +3

      ll MilkAndCookies ll I mean, the app is trying to relocate the HQ in order to not be controlled by China. Even if they do, they probably will keep harvesting your information just like Facebook though.

    • @christineguo5912
      @christineguo5912 4 роки тому +2

      Tyler Hackner I was thinking about your comment for some time bc I thought you meant James Charles cuz I forgot for a sec that this james , james marriott is called james too LmAaOoo

  • @user-gy1lx1bl6o
    @user-gy1lx1bl6o 4 роки тому +137

    James: “We’ll be talking about the Lopez brothers”
    Me: *Remove me from the world*

  • @athenamcnvl
    @athenamcnvl 4 роки тому +206

    the bald lopez brother scares me. that one “every kiss begins with ketamine” tiktok gives me nightmares

    • @yuckysohma
      @yuckysohma 4 роки тому +4

      The "bald" lmaooo his name is Ondreaz

    • @rubyduffy499
      @rubyduffy499 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that’s a whole yikes 😂😬

    • @vesperalrhino1039
      @vesperalrhino1039 4 роки тому +1

      Every kiss begins with. KETAMINE A HYDROCHLORIDE TRANQUILIZER USED IN VETERINARY PRACTICE.

  • @jaydenking7408
    @jaydenking7408 4 роки тому +414

    Honestly James is more attractive than them 🤷‍♂️

  • @palomacarubia7194
    @palomacarubia7194 4 роки тому +320

    "I feel no empathy for any of you."
    -James Marriott, 2020

    • @dyskr
      @dyskr 4 роки тому +3

      Paloma Carubia “I’m trilingual”
      - James Marriot, every f*cking year

    • @driptap
      @driptap 4 роки тому

      That’s going on my wall

    • @punkmouze134
      @punkmouze134 4 роки тому

      "time to sour cream and chives, amiright lads?"
      -James Marriot, 2020

    • @toragoji99
      @toragoji99 4 роки тому

      *Best quote of the year.*

  • @kay-bt9ch
    @kay-bt9ch 4 роки тому +650

    The dances aren’t really out of sync. I think they are doing the two different dances for the two different songs.

  • @LucyGem98
    @LucyGem98 4 роки тому +460

    All I've seen the past few days is people clowning James Charles over his dancing in this video. Have I laughed at every single one? Yes

    • @Dwagonier
      @Dwagonier 4 роки тому +2

      Lucy because hes weird/ ahem gay but people are to much of a bitch now days to say it in 2020

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 роки тому +11

      jacob games101 im confused

    • @Vic-sw1td
      @Vic-sw1td 4 роки тому +17

      ​@@lilj3045 I think he's being homophobic but he somehow manages to be bad at that ?

  • @nosyd3328
    @nosyd3328 4 роки тому +603

    My four cats approve of Otto.
    That’s a lie, they hate everyone.

    • @meraflores9124
      @meraflores9124 4 роки тому +6

      I have five cats

    • @oneil7188
      @oneil7188 4 роки тому +8

      Dogs are better

    • @raynab9797
      @raynab9797 4 роки тому +6

      If I was a cat I would hate everyone too, well... unless they fed me

    • @rag3jrontiktok996
      @rag3jrontiktok996 4 роки тому +8

      McChunkyBigMac who asked?

    • @joellaong4138
      @joellaong4138 4 роки тому +2

      Still gotta love the four cats tho

  • @gtadrifts4802
    @gtadrifts4802 4 роки тому +316

    Me : haven’t watched James in months
    James : changes filming place
    Me : what is this

  • @amb.iant_yt
    @amb.iant_yt 4 роки тому +314

    “Tik tokers producing music” like hell no they can’t produce any of that

    • @c.arlynx
      @c.arlynx 4 роки тому

      That charli d'amilio girl already did i believe

    • @Grace.Elliott07
      @Grace.Elliott07 4 роки тому +1

      Carlijn .038 it was Dixie x

    • @c.arlynx
      @c.arlynx 4 роки тому

      Nvm that's her sister

    • @AshleaNoel
      @AshleaNoel 4 роки тому

      What about the song vices....it’s good.. buys it’s by this blue haired girl I forgot her name

    • @mintstar3
      @mintstar3 4 роки тому

      Charlie Venture Billie eyelash?

  • @user-el6ix
    @user-el6ix 3 роки тому +38

    The saddest thing is they added birds chirping to make it seem like they recorded it while filming 😭

  • @DivinesLightt
    @DivinesLightt 4 роки тому +2352

    James: “you guys should be worried if this video gets 0 likes, if that happens my cat will starve”
    Otto: 👁 👄 👁💧
    Edit: I’m aware he was joking lmao 🥴

    • @comedypolicehandsup5141
      @comedypolicehandsup5141 4 роки тому +13

      @Mr.0 Crocodile ?

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 4 роки тому +11

      i like your name

    • @Jamie_bp___
      @Jamie_bp___ 4 роки тому +18

      @mad? attack! tHaTs The wHolE PoInT -_- They tell the youtuber that people liked the video which lets them know what type of content they should be making.

    • @isabelle4958
      @isabelle4958 4 роки тому +19

      @@koi1299 It's a joke when he says every like he gets he will feed his cat. like lots of creators tell you to like the video, but he does it in a more jokey way idk. he's gonna feed his cat either way obviously haha

    • @tinytails_
      @tinytails_ 4 роки тому +3

      He wasn’t joking

  • @jaypig1386
    @jaypig1386 4 роки тому +385

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's There?"
    "Dixie"
    "Dixie who"
    "Dixie Normous"

  • @teacupfrog
    @teacupfrog 4 роки тому +416

    otto is v cute I love him he is a tiny leopard !!
    my cat is called otto too, hes turning 1 this week and your otto is invited to his secret cat party

    • @bubblebeean
      @bubblebeean 4 роки тому +7

      leon teacup my cat Nala is also turning 1 very soon (or she already did, but if so very recently), can she come too? :D

    • @nunbun4084
      @nunbun4084 4 роки тому +6

      My cat Karl turned 2 recently. Can he come too? 😀

    • @ottohockey1145
      @ottohockey1145 4 роки тому +6

      Good name

    • @olliegisellie
      @olliegisellie 4 роки тому +6

      Can my dog who think he’s a cat come 😔

    • @ehe958
      @ehe958 4 роки тому +1

      Can my cat Haiko come too? She's being a brat here so hopefully she can be a brat at your place?

  • @charityshumba6189
    @charityshumba6189 4 роки тому +120

    and this is partially why I'm not on straight TikTok: shirtless dancers unevenly tanned

  • @debbielarps
    @debbielarps 4 роки тому +289

    His voice sounds like he’s singing into a Tupperware

  • @taylorrosemiller13
    @taylorrosemiller13 4 роки тому +690

    As a straight girl the body rolls make me want to throw up

    • @ButterflyRoses-
      @ButterflyRoses- 4 роки тому +74

      Same, as a hetero we don’t claim straight tiktok

    • @ebkits10
      @ebkits10 4 роки тому +55

      Beverly Y
      We don’t want it either
      ~From the lesbians

    • @jonahlieb4118
      @jonahlieb4118 4 роки тому +24

      @Loser Lilac period! Then they can't say we are being 'heterophobic' which doesn't even really exist.

    • @Jaestarexplodes
      @Jaestarexplodes 4 роки тому +16

      @@jonahlieb4118 this whole thread was good until that last statement...heterophobic does exist...and is very much a thing...I've seen alot of innocent straight people bullied into self harm because they werent attracted to the same sex

    • @michellegodfrey7645
      @michellegodfrey7645 4 роки тому +5

      @@Jaestarexplodes 😂

  • @kinggumo1495
    @kinggumo1495 4 роки тому +103

    James Marriott: I can't sing and im a sociopath
    .
    .
    Also James Marriott: Have I mentioned that in trilingual

  • @georgiatitterton7114
    @georgiatitterton7114 4 роки тому +105

    I'm am what you'd call a bear, if a bears diet consisted of McNuggets and Frappuccinos. This is such a mood

  • @parmesan-man
    @parmesan-man 4 роки тому +114

    y is Otto just the cutest little peanut aaaa omg I can't he's such a lil lionnn

    • @DestielSnot
      @DestielSnot 4 роки тому +5

      Something about this comment triggered me despite agreeing.

    • @parmesan-man
      @parmesan-man 4 роки тому

      @@DestielSnot why lol

  • @mr.bowtie3451
    @mr.bowtie3451 4 роки тому +2641

    Well he CAN sing. He’s just not like, singer-good at singing. Also he’s not humble about it.

    • @belsiebubs7596
      @belsiebubs7596 4 роки тому +4

      based

    • @rexthehusky_
      @rexthehusky_ 4 роки тому +20

      belsie bubs what

    • @javi_blinkuniverse
      @javi_blinkuniverse 4 роки тому +158

      This has big "I think we all sing" -Victoria Justice energy 😂

    • @smartblondie1999
      @smartblondie1999 4 роки тому +28

      I'm willing to bet a lot of it is autotune.

    • @thegamingdragon1868
      @thegamingdragon1868 4 роки тому +14

      @@smartblondie1999 It is not he literally has a video of him singing without any music or anything in a lot of his vlogs

  • @issybather4885
    @issybather4885 4 роки тому +64

    “I am, what’s the word, a bit of a sociopath. I feel no empathy for any of you”
    thank you James

  • @adamhancocks9466
    @adamhancocks9466 4 роки тому +258

    No one talking about how his cat is going to get 60,000 meals?

    • @sarahjamorol2333
      @sarahjamorol2333 4 роки тому +11

      80000 now haha

    • @sophielouise2284
      @sophielouise2284 4 роки тому +6

      @@sarahjamorol2333 thats now about 110 years worth of being fed

    • @waurfy2267
      @waurfy2267 4 роки тому +2

      He is gunna get kinda fat

    • @scootlepatootle
      @scootlepatootle 4 роки тому +1

      That means he gets at LEAST 54 years worth of food

    • @oscarely2278
      @oscarely2278 4 роки тому +1

      Well he's not going to starve

  • @Snowclimb
    @Snowclimb 4 роки тому +740

    Memeulous fans: *We need to get George a cat*
    James: So I got a cat.
    *Did James steal Georges fan idea*

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 4 роки тому +13

      Nah it’s not the same type of cat

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 4 роки тому

      Oscar The Grouch r/r/isbadredditandfortnitebad

    • @Snowclimb
      @Snowclimb 4 роки тому +1

      @@pixel-hy4jx yea thats true. He hadn't really decided on a cat type though just more of a preference towards it I thought

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 4 роки тому +214

    If James collabed with Tom Harlock and Alizee the world would never be the same

  • @krystall5448
    @krystall5448 4 роки тому +206

    "Oh no son. There's stormy weather above."
    "Oh dad what is it?"
    "We need to get below some cover, its cum cloud."
    I hope you're happy James. I dropped a perfectly good glass cup because of you. Lmao, I was dying.

  • @largeconifer
    @largeconifer 4 роки тому +338

    Weird that James doesn’t think he’s the perfect man when all I do is simp and laugh during these videos

    • @valentinaradevic7632
      @valentinaradevic7632 4 роки тому +1

      Indigo Freeman this comment

    • @n0vany
      @n0vany 4 роки тому +5

      Which James are you talking about-?

    • @charalette9561
      @charalette9561 4 роки тому +1

      xCareless Annimations The better James

    • @gogotsuu
      @gogotsuu 4 роки тому +8

      @@n0vany Shes obviously talking about James Charles

    • @placeholder4215
      @placeholder4215 4 роки тому

      xCareless Annimations why not both

  • @shelymarks952
    @shelymarks952 3 роки тому +13

    “I don’t even get a million views...”
    this video: *has 1.3 million views*

  • @drippy3013
    @drippy3013 4 роки тому +174

    Granted that cats need to eat 2 times a day, and your cat gets 1 meal per like, that's 50,000 days of food, or 137 years of food. However, a cat only (on average) lives for 16 years, which means your cat would need to eat 17 times a day to eat all those meals. Furthermore, if your cat happens to live as long as the oldest (domestic) cat ever recorded, 38 years (and 3 days) old*, you would need to feed your cat 7 meals a day.
    *Creme Puff (The oldest cat ever recorded) likely lived so long due to its premium care. every 2 days, Creme received a full eyedropper of red wine, which was said to circulate the arteries, along with transforming the garage in Perry's (The owner of Creme Puff) home into a movie theatre, which displayed nature documentaries. However, the key reason to Creme Puff's longevity was, according to Perry, her diet. She ate dry cat food, however mixed in with eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, and coffee with cream.
    It may also be partly due to her breed; certain breeds of domesticated cats may live longer than others, due to their evolutionary habits. And although certain breeds do live longer than others, the general consensus is that Egyptian Maus live longest, however Creme is not an Egyptian Mau, which contradicts the aforementioned information. It's much more likely that the treatment played the largest part in Creme's long life, however many cannot afford that lifestyle, meaning for the average person, breed will play a larger part in the lifespan of your cat. Of course, mistreatment will negatively impact their lifespan, however taking regular care of your pet (stimulating with toys (this is proven to improve neurological and health among all species, human, bird, fish, rodent etc.), feeding twice a day, providing opportunities for exercise, treating health issues, and plenty of love, etc.) will result in a regular lifespan.
    Did I really just write an essay about a cat called Crème Puff (gotta make sure to accent the è for that dramatic - f l a i r -).

  • @dinoshits8157
    @dinoshits8157 3 роки тому +5

    Oh yes the 3 groomers and a dude i don't remember the name of.

  • @reniii8095
    @reniii8095 4 роки тому +15

    2:23 I didn’t know I needed that?
    *Thank you*

  • @deniahmetaj
    @deniahmetaj 4 роки тому +73

    8:38: “It looks like the water Harry Potter had to feed Dumbledore”

  • @lilactiktok
    @lilactiktok 3 роки тому +4

    2:48 "the amount of winds coming from the twins epic dance moves" 🤣 this part killed me bro

  • @anniechipps3772
    @anniechipps3772 4 роки тому +45

    I read the title as "James Marriott still thinks he can sing" and I was like ooh a self burn. Those are rare

    • @itsmayhemily
      @itsmayhemily 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference I detect?

  • @scaledandginger
    @scaledandginger 4 роки тому +171

    but like why is every tiktoker/youtubers first song like “i’m so sad waaa boohoo me 😭😭😭”

    • @sannesanne1230
      @sannesanne1230 4 роки тому +13

      Literally 😭 they really want the emotional teens to relate

    • @sophiecarr8803
      @sophiecarr8803 4 роки тому +6

      I acc hated that song lmao it’s catchy but it gives an opening for teens who think they have depression to relate to and will probs think it’s “cool” to have a mental illness

    • @emmymcpeters5114
      @emmymcpeters5114 4 роки тому +2

      She didnt write the song and shes just tryna rebrand for being charlies sister. The lyrics suck but shes an ok singer

    • @scaledandginger
      @scaledandginger 4 роки тому +1

      Sophie Carr i know it’s not a great influence on her mainly young and impressionable audience

    • @scaledandginger
      @scaledandginger 4 роки тому +1

      Emma McPeters fair enough lol

  • @JonnyBoiii8991
    @JonnyBoiii8991 4 роки тому +74

    He could be capable of being a singer but, in terms of singing comfortably, his range is kinda limited and needs building on alongside his breath control. Some good training and he could be a pretty decent singer! A lot of untrained/new singers don’t have great technique or control so that might be it.

    • @JonnyBoiii8991
      @JonnyBoiii8991 4 роки тому +1

      Baberino I studied musical theatre in high school but my teacher as a Classically trained singer would teach me classical technique from time to time, so I totally get you on there.

  • @jeepers1431
    @jeepers1431 4 роки тому +71

    *Otto, at the time of making this, will get 41k meals. Won’t be obese at all. Totally.*
    *Otto, at the time of making this edit, will get 86k. No comment about his weight.*

  • @pinlesto
    @pinlesto 3 роки тому +5

    "Sometimes ion wanna be happy."
    can i have the happiness? *i’m desparate.*

  • @user-hw5ws1pw3s
    @user-hw5ws1pw3s 3 роки тому +8

    Why dont people understand that not everyone HAS to be a singer!? For example, James,dixie, Lexi Hensley, They dont have to be singers just because they have a little bit of talent.

  • @jiraf2108
    @jiraf2108 4 роки тому +215

    So James Charles watches straight TikTok.. I think we all know why

    • @rat6848
      @rat6848 4 роки тому +2

      Aaaaahhhhh this comment😭💀

    • @lizlazmccringe2043
      @lizlazmccringe2043 4 роки тому +2

      😳

    • @mozzaballs3656
      @mozzaballs3656 4 роки тому

      I don’t, tell me.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 4 роки тому +9

      he might be gay but he is A Straight

    • @mena7510
      @mena7510 4 роки тому

      I need help :c I don’t know what Straight TikTok is ;-;

  • @oliviaemiko2190
    @oliviaemiko2190 4 роки тому +25

    “mom said it’s my turn on the cat” i- I SNORTED

  • @walx274
    @walx274 4 роки тому +28

    At first I read this as “James Marion still can’t sing”
    And I actually agreed for a second but then I read it again and realised it was about James Charles instead

  • @genevievemcmanus746
    @genevievemcmanus746 4 роки тому +6

    10:09 *bOm BoM bOm BoM bOm*

  • @SanyaShahzad
    @SanyaShahzad 4 роки тому +27

    The tuned laugh after “boobs” sent me 😂😂 5:01

  • @millplayz9801
    @millplayz9801 3 роки тому +2

    I’m so sad I haven’t found your channel sooner 😭
    I love it 😂😭

  • @mixedmark3414
    @mixedmark3414 4 роки тому +22

    Fun James fact: James trilingual.

  • @broskibrodybrobro9771
    @broskibrodybrobro9771 4 роки тому +101

    James sounds like a middle school theater kid when he sings.

  • @mcflack_9071
    @mcflack_9071 3 роки тому +1

    “dracks the dip shit” killer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @B1ngu69
    @B1ngu69 4 роки тому +51

    Why did I read this as “James Marriott (still) thinks he can sing...”

  • @ellerybutler2375
    @ellerybutler2375 3 роки тому +1

    2:25 look at the cat in the background 🤣

  • @JarJarBinks123
    @JarJarBinks123 4 роки тому +296

    As soon as I saw them dancing I yelled “CRINGE”.
    My mom thought I was dying.

  • @つ_つ-f1d
    @つ_つ-f1d 3 роки тому +3

    1:26: Ah yes, self awareness is still funny... no it is XD

  • @jjmallow1344
    @jjmallow1344 4 роки тому +18

    Clyde the bear moves:
    Me and everyone else: that's the best character development I have ever seen

  • @artemisiakyrell7727
    @artemisiakyrell7727 3 роки тому +2

    Their constant sliding around / off of notes was physically painful.

  • @antito7765
    @antito7765 4 роки тому +126

    Dixie song has more views than Walls by Louis Tomlinson and Put A Little Love On Me By Niall Horan, We live in a horrible world.

    • @leahzenith7978
      @leahzenith7978 4 роки тому +9

      Her song isnt bad but its basic

    • @hannahjstuart337
      @hannahjstuart337 4 роки тому +20

      Leah Zenith it’s bad

    • @leahzenith7978
      @leahzenith7978 4 роки тому

      @@hannahjstuart337 lyrics or music or singing?

    • @nickmiller6816
      @nickmiller6816 4 роки тому +9

      @@leahzenith7978 all

    • @leahzenith7978
      @leahzenith7978 4 роки тому +3

      GamingLegend 04 XD in a way ya get singing isn’t much and the lyrics are out of wattpad

  • @zoefindlay4660
    @zoefindlay4660 4 роки тому +1

    Otto will be fed for approximately 380 years

  • @rhiannaappleyard2953
    @rhiannaappleyard2953 4 роки тому +31

    Purple

  • @ashgood7368
    @ashgood7368 4 роки тому +26

    0:47 it’s literally a tiny jaguar...
    And I want it (jk I have two cats)

  • @goldenlifestyle1440
    @goldenlifestyle1440 4 роки тому +1

    You posted this one day after my birthday😂😀

  • @thea1990x
    @thea1990x 4 роки тому +17

    If I am ever in solitary confinement for whatever reason I’m gonna try my hardest to stay just sane enough to hit a woa on the way out

  • @icepopz8278
    @icepopz8278 3 роки тому +2

    6:10 *nobody tell him*

  • @dimmiek
    @dimmiek 4 роки тому +4555

    the fact that james charles is on straight tiktok is actually much easier to digest than i thought it would be

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 4 роки тому +213

      Oddly, it is fitting

    • @sskay
      @sskay 4 роки тому +41

      alex he prolly doesn’t even use it so TikTok jus give him the most popular videos

    • @heyitsnias7551
      @heyitsnias7551 3 роки тому +7

      I mean he did look at nikacados onlyfans so im not that surprised.

    • @angrybanana2215
      @angrybanana2215 3 роки тому +48

      a gay man on straight tik tok in 2020. A true glitch in the matrix.

    • @remyratatouille634
      @remyratatouille634 3 роки тому +19

      to me its weird it makes sense but its weird

  • @carsivus4866
    @carsivus4866 4 роки тому +6238

    Normally I'm not a cat person but Otto is literally adorable

    • @yunghoseok6207
      @yunghoseok6207 4 роки тому +56

      0:17 this is a cat person

    • @number1soobinstan
      @number1soobinstan 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 3 роки тому +26

      You don't have to be a cat person to think a cat is adorable lol

    • @withlove444
      @withlove444 3 роки тому +43

      ✨y o u✨ ✨h a v e✨ ✨f a l l e n✨ ✨i n t o✨ ✨t h e✨ ✨t r a p✨ ✨o f✨ ✨c u t e✨ ✨c a t s✨

    • @hayden8140
      @hayden8140 3 роки тому +5

      @@number1soobinstan Omg yes Moa

  • @Pup_Cubby
    @Pup_Cubby 4 роки тому +5584

    I've known Otto for only 5 minutes and I would die for him.

  • @v4llerz
    @v4llerz 4 роки тому +3139

    I seriously read the title as “James Marriott (still) thinks he can sing” and didn’t even think twice.

    • @rosiebrockway9333
      @rosiebrockway9333 4 роки тому +74

      same i- i swear it did but he editted it

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +33

      I thought it was very good self deprecation initially

    • @molly9188
      @molly9188 4 роки тому +13

      I would like the comment but it’s on 300 likes and I don’t want to destroy the number 😂

    • @123-w3c
      @123-w3c 4 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/dKKVR7BruwM/v-deo.html
      I found it

    • @chrismason6857
      @chrismason6857 4 роки тому +2

      Why have these popular TikTok dance moves gone full Peter Andre?

  • @tylerthompson7461
    @tylerthompson7461 4 роки тому +9587

    With the amount of likes there are rn if Otto eats 3 meals a day he’ll be set for 22.8 years! Good job guys! We fed the cat!

  • @abigailturner8168
    @abigailturner8168 4 роки тому +474

    The fact that those twins in the back actually have a career on a dancing app and can’t even stay in sync makes me want to jump to my death

  • @darnocfan13
    @darnocfan13 4 роки тому +2319

    When “famous” people do something so absolutely cringe I can’t help but feel better about all of my own social media mistakes

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 4 роки тому +12

      And, another popular comment with no replies that I’m going to give, 👁👄👁👉🏼👈🏼

    • @bopiiq8947
      @bopiiq8947 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @obviouslywill4995
      @obviouslywill4995 4 роки тому +1

      @@ogkubzscouter743 lol

    • @nikitaaslon9750
      @nikitaaslon9750 3 роки тому +1

      Why did chafles rub his hand over his but and look in the camara

  • @jas3335
    @jas3335 4 роки тому +2903

    "sometimes i don't wanna be happy"
    Then don't.

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 4 роки тому +10

      😅😅😅

    • @danielaberber5185
      @danielaberber5185 4 роки тому +248

      Coming from someone with clinical depression, I can take her happiness If she doesn’t want it, that line is simply idiotic

    • @SweetTikTokLife
      @SweetTikTokLife 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @ani9210
      @ani9210 3 роки тому +4

      That's so easy

    • @eriquikk
      @eriquikk 3 роки тому +20

      @@danielaberber5185 same 😔

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 4 роки тому +2296

    Give us more Otto. His opinions matter but he can be a bit catty.

  • @AmOpossum
    @AmOpossum 4 роки тому +292

    bruh that song is the shit i'd be crying to in seventh grade for no apparent reason because I was so quirky

    • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
      @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 роки тому +5

      I’m so glad it didn’t exist when I was in seventh grade, oh lordy

  • @IReallyLikePurple24
    @IReallyLikePurple24 4 роки тому +3254

    The fact that James is casually drinking water out of a wine glass sums him up completely.
    (Edit: never had this many likes before)

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 4 роки тому +37

      Nah the thing that’s describes him is Tory

    • @Katie-kq2ef
      @Katie-kq2ef 4 роки тому +118

      Plot twist: it's vodka

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 роки тому +18

      Katie S. Even better

    • @alfred0446
      @alfred0446 4 роки тому +5

      It’s spelt glass

    • @hurbm2443
      @hurbm2443 4 роки тому +30

      @@alfred0446 wow really, its almost like someone may have accidently made a simple typo.

  • @vexedemperor5588
    @vexedemperor5588 4 роки тому +5162

    I don’t want his cat to starve so I pressed like twice 👍

  • @briellerodriguez1116
    @briellerodriguez1116 4 роки тому +431

    james: im a bit of a....whats the word?"
    me: a trilingual

  • @itsethanbradberry
    @itsethanbradberry 3 роки тому +1526

    I understand that rich people can be depressed/sad, but its still ironic to see someone complaining about being sad, while at the same time in the background there's a gargantuan mansion that looks like a way bigger version of Franklin's mansion from GTA 5.

    • @lauraentzi1286
      @lauraentzi1286 3 роки тому +53

      Then you don‘t understand😅

    • @Kidnamedsquid
      @Kidnamedsquid 3 роки тому +16

      No one is saying that @Layla Hutton. It's just some would kill for a big house or to have money.And you 16 but don't know how to spell know.😪

    • @Kidnamedsquid
      @Kidnamedsquid 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks for your concern but it is English.It's just slang.Heard of it?
      It's how most people talk. Not all, but most.And even if I did miss out a word you still didn't spell 'know' correctly.Sooo.....😂

    • @harunsapiens
      @harunsapiens 3 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure you meant Michael's mansion.

    • @macomacarrao
      @macomacarrao 3 роки тому +5

      It looks like she wanted to flex

  • @themeanlesbian1344
    @themeanlesbian1344 4 роки тому +2144

    James I’m suing you for subjecting me to straight TikTok.

    • @user-ot7kc3rv6g
      @user-ot7kc3rv6g 4 роки тому +36

      It’s fucking scary 😂

    • @redacted3309
      @redacted3309 4 роки тому +64

      @Ethan Elmore yes it is just cuz hes gay doesn't mean hes not on straight tiktok

    • @-yammie-
      @-yammie- 4 роки тому +12

      Straight tik tok might be cringy but gay tik tok is so fucking annoying....

    • @tree5538
      @tree5538 4 роки тому +18

      Ethan Elmore james is one of the most basic gay people ever so yes he is on straight tiktok

    • @Kornbread
      @Kornbread 4 роки тому

      Alexx agrees

  • @elijahcregan164
    @elijahcregan164 4 роки тому +2403

    Right what if Tati Westbrook James Charles Shane Dawson’s and Jeffrey star had a boxing match

    • @sarakhare5331
      @sarakhare5331 4 роки тому +173

      what if we put them in the hunger games arena though

    • @annaz2011
      @annaz2011 4 роки тому +76

      i would pay for that

    • @phoebee7007
      @phoebee7007 4 роки тому +165

      jeffree star would just not show up, shane would scare everyone with his odor, james would just hide in the corner, and tati would just play the victim and act all innocent lmaooo.

    • @flix1206
      @flix1206 4 роки тому +17

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @big_almcc
      @big_almcc 4 роки тому +20

      Free for all cage fight seems more fitting

  • @samfitz5416
    @samfitz5416 4 роки тому +476

    James listening to Dixie's song: does a proper review, isn't unnecessarily harsh and acknowledges the good parts
    Me: *2 seconds in* Nah...

    • @bekcha4170
      @bekcha4170 4 роки тому +34

      Same, tbh it’s not bad but I personally don’t like it at all

    • @pandeeexhan3980
      @pandeeexhan3980 4 роки тому +27

      the lyrics are quite good the only thing is she barely moves her mouth, like moves it the minimum in the motions of the lyrics, and barely shows any expression in her face, the music also wasn't quite good. the lyrics was actually good, the music not so much, and visuals is just a yeah no

    • @Anna_Kuromiya
      @Anna_Kuromiya 4 роки тому +12

      Pandeee Xhan gonna preface this with the fact that I literally don’t care about Charli or Dixie etc. But the music isn’t bad nor good, she’s already got a platform and will be successful either way, so realistically it doesn’t matter. It’s good for someone with no talent to begin with, and I don’t mean that harshly, I mean she’s obviously a singer, but she’s had no experience with music video’s in the past and if you watch the behind the scenes, she clearly doesn’t know what she’s doing. Overall, I’m very kinda ‘meh’ about the song, but I don’t think it’s fair for people to rip into the video because 1) It literally adds nothing to the song itself and 2) she’s not exactly had any past experience you get me?

    • @gabmaz1418
      @gabmaz1418 4 роки тому +1

      @@bekcha4170 same

    • @imogenlyne2102
      @imogenlyne2102 4 роки тому

      @@Anna_Kuromiya totally agree 100% x

  • @katglitter7322
    @katglitter7322 4 роки тому +946

    I feel violated by those shirtless straight boi tiktoks how dare you

  • @ricardoyoboi8371
    @ricardoyoboi8371 4 роки тому +709

    Is no one gonna mention that James has one of the most expensive cat breed

    • @blondie9909
      @blondie9909 4 роки тому +144

      Because of course he does ... fuckin tory - we been knew

    • @mayacristina8158
      @mayacristina8158 4 роки тому +56

      Fr tho i also noticed that and was like a bit shook

    • @thethingcalledlisa
      @thethingcalledlisa 4 роки тому +75

      Actually I can see Alex getting a Sphynx just to have a more expensive cat than James....

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 4 роки тому +4

      Or it could just be a moggy with a spotty coat?

    • @hanner08
      @hanner08 4 роки тому +1

      I dont think he has a cat

  • @oceanepetit9009
    @oceanepetit9009 4 роки тому +454

    It's hilarious how in some comments we can't even recognize which James they're talking about. Lol

    • @Rickerov
      @Rickerov 4 роки тому +3

      Absolutely thought, “why are so many people loving James Charles heinous voice and mannerisms?,” then I realized they did mean Charles. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sashaz6109
      @sashaz6109 4 роки тому

      I literally just forgot what James Marriotts first name was so I had to go back and check 👌🏼

    • @cosimthecaptain
      @cosimthecaptain 4 роки тому

      which* ❤️

    • @oceanepetit9009
      @oceanepetit9009 4 роки тому

      @@cosimthecaptain oops. Typo. Thanks :)

  • @Al3xandra.1
    @Al3xandra.1 3 роки тому +213

    The alternative title "James Marriott watches groomers and a ginger sing"

    • @cam5857
      @cam5857 3 роки тому +10

      …PFTTT

  • @shaonnahrenee
    @shaonnahrenee 4 роки тому +558

    What would my life be with James Marriott nitpicking every line in these horrible songs

  • @collinscartoons2887
    @collinscartoons2887 4 роки тому +540

    Views and likes: *Don’t match*
    Comments: *I Can Milk You*

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 4 роки тому +2

      Evan Phillips random question, do you live in Michigan? I have a cousin with the same name, is why I ask 😂

    • @simonelliott5804
      @simonelliott5804 4 роки тому

      I like this more than I should

    • @collinscartoons2887
      @collinscartoons2887 4 роки тому

      Yuy

    • @collinscartoons2887
      @collinscartoons2887 4 роки тому

      Dwight K. Schrute
      Identify theft is not a joke Jim

    • @hoopitydoopity
      @hoopitydoopity 4 роки тому

      You are part of the probleme

  • @Yap-atron3000
    @Yap-atron3000 4 роки тому +86

    When I saw tony Lopez I actually screamed. As a minor I am rightfully scared

  • @violetailkevic
    @violetailkevic 4 роки тому +1984

    Nobody:
    Me: staring at Otto and not paying any attention to the video

  • @ariannaguarnieri1862
    @ariannaguarnieri1862 4 роки тому +115

    7:02
    I need an hour loop of james saying "oh no man, that ain't good" it makes me laugh like an absolute idiot

  • @rennitta9969
    @rennitta9969 4 роки тому +332

    “For every like I’ll give Otto a meal”
    James your cat is going to be morbidly obese if you feed him 2.3k meals-
    Edit: Make that 5.5k+

  • @simonelliott5804
    @simonelliott5804 4 роки тому +1621

    Dixie d’amelio: be happy
    Quirky tumblr 14 year olds: ✨that’s not my aesthetic✨

    • @thankunext5602
      @thankunext5602 4 роки тому +10

      lmao

    • @simonelliott5804
      @simonelliott5804 4 роки тому +4

      Wow 107 likes :)

    • @CYPH3RRR420
      @CYPH3RRR420 4 роки тому +19

      that's the 12 yr olds lmfao

    • @xeenon_6443
      @xeenon_6443 4 роки тому +33

      Hey I’m 14,and I actually like old school music like queen and just watch anime. Im trying to become successful but all these 14 year old kids who post those heart broken quotes and stuff like that puts me in a bad category even though I have matured much quicker then most of them,I also don’t call everything aesthetic and stuff and Idk what to do 😞

    • @xeenon_6443
      @xeenon_6443 4 роки тому +2

      Little Leah same I just wrote a reply but I’m too lazy to re-write it