Giant Squid Attacks Surfboard!

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2017
  • A giant squid wraps its tentacles around my surf board and things just escalate from there!
    You can watch the full video here - • Surfers find an injure...
    #giantsquid #squid #scary #ocean #monster #surfing #kraken
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  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw 3 роки тому +17407

    Guy: *gets dragged down and dies*
    Girl: funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 3 роки тому +449

      Also her: what do you mean it wasn't funny!

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 3 роки тому +21

      @Cooler Rafael Suprayogi lol

    • @Signs-tm9cv
      @Signs-tm9cv 3 роки тому +181

      Then she gets dragged down to the bottom( Friend appears.) Not so funny now is it.

    • @nevaehlheaven
      @nevaehlheaven 3 роки тому +8

      😂 oh my God.

    • @teemo7714
      @teemo7714 3 роки тому +176

      the squid was not in the least dangerous. the squid was half dead and posted no threat at all. this channel has another video directly after this one where they take the squid out and make it die faster so it doesn't have to suffer as much. these squids (I think this one is a baby) only comes this close to the surface when they're almost dead. looks like this one got attacked by a shark or something.

  • @nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603
    @nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603 3 роки тому +7970

    Stay away from that girl . She is more Dangerous than that squid.

    • @JessieP07
      @JessieP07 3 роки тому +130

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 mkay incel this really isn't your moment to shine since she was laughing at her friend getting freaked out by a half dead squid that they went out to drag to shore to help shorten its death so it would suffer for as long. I mean, imagine her laughing when she's aware the situation isn't dangerous in the least. Oh wait you'd have to have a brain first.

    • @faeries240
      @faeries240 3 роки тому +14

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 I don’t understand?

    • @primmsysjs2203
      @primmsysjs2203 3 роки тому +5

      @AMANDA LEONG Moe no it’s not

    • @ronaldweasley2616
      @ronaldweasley2616 3 роки тому +8

      @@primmsysjs2203 it was

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin 3 роки тому +248

      @@primmsysjs2203 yeah it actually is dying. the flesh turns to a pale white when its dying, as you might have noticed if you have eaten squid. and the squid would never come to the surface. they are deep sea creatures, but due to the high levels of ammonium ions it causes their body to float to the surface when it's dying

  • @laurasutcliffe723
    @laurasutcliffe723 9 місяців тому +421

    I’m surprised that lady in the background didn’t summon some dolphins for help with that laugh.

  • @brdavis4471
    @brdavis4471 3 місяці тому +77

    "What's that?"
    "Oh that's a 20ft Great White Shark"
    "HAHAHA!!!"

  • @MissPandaButt
    @MissPandaButt 3 роки тому +28315

    It’s all fun and games till someone gets DRAGGED.

  • @qine6559
    @qine6559 3 роки тому +3475

    Imagine drowning to what you thought was your friend's shrill laughter

    • @batmansummer9236
      @batmansummer9236 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @bettycooper5029
      @bettycooper5029 3 роки тому +11

      I can do that except i Don't have any friend.😭

    • @ryanhollstein4164
      @ryanhollstein4164 3 роки тому +8

      The stuff of nightmares

    • @vossdaboss7566
      @vossdaboss7566 3 роки тому +5

      @John Conquest shut ur fucking mouth dude. U have no idea about the possibilities of the oceans atmosphere and the dynamic of thassolophobia, u haven’t expierence a centimeter of artificial intelligence that goes through the squids brain let alone stepped in the shoes of the ecosystem to even have a small frame of insight as to what the aerodynamics are of these creatures, stop being fucking ignorant and read about the aerial structure that enforced these wild animals and keep your mouth zipped.

    • @ritam8767
      @ritam8767 3 роки тому +32

      @@vossdaboss7566 i do agree with you, but stop misusing complicated terms to sound smart

  • @skehleben7699
    @skehleben7699 9 місяців тому +146

    Wonder why the squid was attached to the rope? They typically won't be up near the surface in daylight hours so it was quite possibly sick or dying.

    • @Phantom-bh5ru
      @Phantom-bh5ru Місяць тому +36

      Because it’s dying. Probably just grabbing anything it could to stay afloat.

    • @davepumphernickel9568
      @davepumphernickel9568 Місяць тому +13

      True once your at the bottom of the sea it’s a feeding party for every critter down there, things low energy just hoping it can recharge or to pass comfortably.

  • @maxschmerz574
    @maxschmerz574 7 місяців тому +1184

    What an insane laughter.... Wondering if she would laugh the same way if the Octopus would be on her Board...

    • @markoursic2685
      @markoursic2685 3 місяці тому +37

      no need to wonder, we all know the answer, by the way nice friend or girlfriend of his 🤮

    • @messixavibarca4ever
      @messixavibarca4ever 3 місяці тому +16

      Agree with you all. And then would be news about how animals attack people or something like that. Who came to who? Sorry people, but we need protect animals at all cost. We all know who is the biggest threat in nature.

    • @dotcom3015
      @dotcom3015 3 місяці тому +44

      It’s a scary situation, but also an insane situation. Not everyone will have a perfect reaction in the moment.

    • @niiiiiko
      @niiiiiko 3 місяці тому +10

      agreed, but also thats not an octopus

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 3 місяці тому +21

      ​@@dotcom3015 Exactly. Everyone reacts differently in situations like that. Inappropriate laughter is very common.

  • @rednome6596
    @rednome6596 3 роки тому +8419

    The new pirates of the Caribbean movie is looking great

    • @r.3030
      @r.3030 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah already watched the whole movie 1000000×××××××♾️ times

    • @SupremeSandals
      @SupremeSandals 3 роки тому +33

      Despite being on budget

    • @jovelmalinao4069
      @jovelmalinao4069 3 роки тому +29

      Low budget 😅

    • @goodpol5022
      @goodpol5022 3 роки тому +13

      I don’t want to be that guy but Caribbean is spelled with one R.

    • @randomgirl8684
      @randomgirl8684 3 роки тому +5

      That killed me 🤣

  • @brainfetzerorigin
    @brainfetzerorigin 3 роки тому +4069

    "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?"

    • @JamahlAx
      @JamahlAx 3 роки тому +30

      😭😂😭😂😭😂☠️🪦☠️☠️😭😂😭☠️☠️😂😂☠️🪦

    • @iwasawa1000
      @iwasawa1000 3 роки тому +6

      XD

    • @giovannilobeira9688
      @giovannilobeira9688 3 роки тому +6

      Brainfetzer you're comment made me laugh 😂☠️😂

    • @KingRooney89
      @KingRooney89 3 роки тому +57

      “Contrary to popular beliefs we are actually the religion of peace. Demonic leader or not”

    • @nirvanaaa1989
      @nirvanaaa1989 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @soegenr.6586
    @soegenr.6586 3 місяці тому +346

    Giant squid live at great depths and in the cold and are usually in the process of dying on the warmer water surface. The squid is already missing part of its tentacle and its movements are weak. This could indicate a previous battle that he will probably not survive. There is no reason to panic or to laugh like a maniac

    • @loganatori6117
      @loganatori6117 3 місяці тому

      "Wow what a dumb bitch why didn't she have extensive knowledge on some random subject like I do"
      That's what you sound like

    • @JM-zk9ou
      @JM-zk9ou 3 місяці тому +10

      Yeah, it looks sick. 😢

    • @wentaoguan
      @wentaoguan 2 місяці тому +66

      From a safe perspective with avalible information at hand on your laptop perhaps.
      The average person in his situation who doesn't dwell too much on marine life will think he is being attacked by a giant, rarely seen squid. He will not have any knowledge about this. The person's reaction to scream was quite justified as his primal fight or flight instinct for his life kicked in.

    • @soegenr.6586
      @soegenr.6586 2 місяці тому +10

      @@wentaoguan
      I adapt my behavior to my perception. Slow movements of the squid, a shortened tentacle and attempts to hold on to the board do not appear aggressive, it dies. Nature is not our enemy and staying calm is always good advice

    • @redpug5042
      @redpug5042 2 місяці тому +9

      the temperature is the least of its concerns. The pressure difference is so incredible from just a small decrease in depth (think about your ears popping when diving), the effects of hundreds of feet can be deadly if changed too quickly

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 7 місяців тому +375

    Up until 20 years ago we knew almost nothing about these creatures, and many scientists didn’t believe they were real. Could you imagine if this happened to you 20 years ago and people treating you like you saw a UFO 😂

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 5 місяців тому +29

      Nah, man, you gotta go further than 20 years for that.
      At least 50 at this point

    • @zacharylowe8083
      @zacharylowe8083 5 місяців тому +38

      @@grim_2000 2007 was the first time we got a still picture photograph. It was a team of Japanese people. There had been dead ones that had washed up on shore, but people treated them as hoaxes. There’s a documentary on the original Japanese crew.

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@grim_2000 pretty obvious you werent around 20 years ago from this comment lol.

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 5 місяців тому +17

      @@CR-og5ho
      I read about giant squids in the 90s, so you're off.

    • @MichaelWinter-ss6lx
      @MichaelWinter-ss6lx 5 місяців тому +10

      I read about giant squids in the '90s, yeah, and in the same magazine they wrote about BigFoot.
      🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

  • @dumbleduke4225
    @dumbleduke4225 6 років тому +14444

    Just a baby kraken practising for when it’s bigger and can sink ships

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 6 років тому +176

      Agreed, if that was my paddle-board and I was wearing solid rubber boots my weapon of choice would be a high voltage stun gun and then i'd go Captain Nemo on it's ass!!

    • @joetyler835
      @joetyler835 6 років тому +21

      Phillip Smith you commented this more than once

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 6 років тому +101

      Joe Tyler, was I not permitted to comment more than once?? Have I breached any sort of quota or youtube guideline??

    • @A4ANT
      @A4ANT 6 років тому +24

      Phillip Smith - sounds so nice.. you had to say it twice.

    • @cameronconnell6870
      @cameronconnell6870 6 років тому +5

      😂 ur right

  • @unknown5yearsago799
    @unknown5yearsago799 5 років тому +4483

    Damn that dolphin was a savage, u hear it laughing in the background

  • @NeuralNetworkChannel
    @NeuralNetworkChannel 10 місяців тому +58

    This situation reminded me of a joke. There was a dispute between a fishing boat and a giant squid in the port. The fishing boat claimed to have caught the giant squid and the giant squid claimed that HE caught the fishing boat

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 5 місяців тому +2

      I thought somebody said stand closer.

  • @jamesd2282
    @jamesd2282 4 місяці тому +116

    That's a Humboldt squid, not a giant squid but scary as hell still.

    • @kyzer422
      @kyzer422 3 місяці тому +23

      The really scary thing about Humboldts is the sheer numbers they hunt in - sometimes over a thousand.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver 2 місяці тому +12

      @@kyzer422 Despite I am living far away from the ocean, this disturbing information will keep me awake this night. Thank you.

    • @dnbsoldier7259
      @dnbsoldier7259 2 місяці тому +15

      Not to mention, they fly through the water like missiles, are extremely intelligent, and have consistently displayed zero fear of humans. Their tentacles are lined with razor sharp teeth...and then there's the beak. Murder Squishies

    • @ligairi
      @ligairi 2 місяці тому +3

      Humbolt can kill you, easily

    • @snorkle628
      @snorkle628 Місяць тому +4

      @@ligairiany animal that gets that big can kill u easily

  • @jen0s414
    @jen0s414 3 роки тому +3869

    Friend: *about to get killed by a giant squid*
    Her: *Hilarious*

    • @PersonOfRandomnesss
      @PersonOfRandomnesss 3 роки тому +34

      Is a worm dying on the sidewalk about to kill someone? That's how near death and weak this squid is.

    • @jav8094
      @jav8094 3 роки тому +31

      P sure laughing is a valid coping mechanism 🙄

    • @tda9440
      @tda9440 3 роки тому +57

      TKnowledge I mean I don’t think squids are worms but I see your point

    • @piggybackshiggy
      @piggybackshiggy 3 роки тому +24

      Nah, squids don't really fuck with humans. They tend to eat smaller fish. It was more than likely just curious. Smart little squishy things.

    • @hazwanjaidey8314
      @hazwanjaidey8314 3 роки тому +70

      @@PersonOfRandomnesss with squid that size can easily pull you to the ocean depth.

  • @americanrebelking8337
    @americanrebelking8337 2 роки тому +16364

    300 years ago this would be the scariest sea story told in some fishing town.

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 2 роки тому +650

      Nothing scariest than a man swallowed by a giant whale kept in darkness and was on the edge of squeezing and death but then thrown in to the open shore and survived.

    • @CaseyAngelicaHardy
      @CaseyAngelicaHardy 2 роки тому +220

      @@zac1953 😭😭😭😂😂 Jonah was wild

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 2 роки тому +88

      @@CaseyAngelicaHardy also named Yūnus

    • @sonocoleichesono2888
      @sonocoleichesono2888 Рік тому +2

      Genius❤

    • @eisenherz9515
      @eisenherz9515 Рік тому +36

      Back when they were larger

  • @dondraper3871
    @dondraper3871 Місяць тому +9

    "Intervention from kind squid trying to warn a man against his annoying girlfriend" would be a more accurate title for this video.

  • @Spaceflightlover2010
    @Spaceflightlover2010 7 місяців тому +100

    Considering that thing has a beak that can take a large chunk of flesh out of you effortlessly, I would say he handled that very well.

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 5 місяців тому +12

      Yeah I don't get why the woman was laughing. She wouldn't be laughing if it was holding on to HER board.

    • @argop4518
      @argop4518 4 місяці тому

      ​@@MustardSkaventhat woman might have watched too much tentacle porn

    • @aatroxie
      @aatroxie 3 місяці тому

      @@MustardSkaven because the squid is dying you moron. everyone, if they are smart enough, knows that giant squids live at the deep dark depths of the ocean and only surface when they are dying/ill or injured. it's clutching onto the board because it is dying and giant squids are apparently know to do such things. the squid was too weak to do anything to the guy or the girl, regardless. you can laugh when you know your safe lmfao

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 3 місяці тому +17

      The squid has turned pale and is going up to the surface- I think it is dying. Probably is weak because of it- not in peak health at all. This is similar behavior I've seen in other videos of squid who died sadly. Because of this reason I don't think the humans were really in any danger (generally squid aren't aggressive to humans anyway).

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 3 місяці тому +2

      Ah yeah because giant squids are well known to attack people on the surface
      Lol, lmao even

  • @AronRa
    @AronRa 3 роки тому +15009

    If this had happened before cell phones and GoPros, no one would have believed it.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 3 роки тому +68

      Nice to see you! Your videos are great and helped me with explaining a lot of stuff to my father!

    • @soflodoug
      @soflodoug 3 роки тому +35

      AronRa I thought that,too. Everything you can imagine happens. People are weird. Another video seems mentally sick man dumping eels into a lake in prospect park new york. Weirdos everywhere.

    • @Jason-iz6ob
      @Jason-iz6ob 3 роки тому +131

      It did happen back then. And the sailors got called crazy for telling stories about sea monsters and kraken.

    • @silvergg8152
      @silvergg8152 3 роки тому +27

      holy shit its the man himself

    • @davidsalazar13
      @davidsalazar13 3 роки тому +8

      Love this guy!

  • @fitlawnguy
    @fitlawnguy 6 років тому +15006

    Can't believe it wasn't clickbait

    • @st7gaming487
      @st7gaming487 6 років тому +76

      Hybrid Athletix say thank you to GoPro

    • @aaronmanalo6733
      @aaronmanalo6733 6 років тому +162

      Hybrid Athletix to im actually thanking this guy for not clickbaiting

    • @Olibro_64
      @Olibro_64 6 років тому +34

      Thought the same thing.

    • @catlover6629
      @catlover6629 6 років тому +17

      Or butter

    • @UkranianStallion
      @UkranianStallion 6 років тому +5

      Hybrid Athletix I know right? What the hell

  • @Catfishguy
    @Catfishguy 9 місяців тому +14

    Man: just minding his own business
    Davy jones: “and I took that personally”

  • @moviesynopsis001
    @moviesynopsis001 2 місяці тому +8

    When squid come to the surface like this it means they are about to die, it was no harm to this person and was most likely its last few hours alive.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 місяці тому

      All the more reason to float back to the surface and have a bbq

  • @LifeWithUs
    @LifeWithUs 6 років тому +9583

    I totally thought this was click bait. I'm genuinely horrified now

    • @inSpihr
      @inSpihr 6 років тому +173

      Life With Us I was like, come on man, this has got to be click bait.

    • @supernuper12
      @supernuper12 6 років тому +82

      dont be it is really rare that you see one

    • @himynameistaylor
      @himynameistaylor 6 років тому +68

      Horrified. I’d be so scared

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 років тому +10

      Life With Us sweet little vids like this are never clickbait

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 років тому +21

      Life With Us i’m pretty sure he like catched hit or something, since the squid is like on a rope and the guy is holding the rope

  • @ineedabetterusername7424
    @ineedabetterusername7424 3 роки тому +8951

    The squid isn't attacking him -- it's dying, and trying to keep itself afloat. It's just trying to hold on to the board. You can't see it very well in the rest of the video, but its mantle appears quite pale near the beginning, which is possibly a sign of shock. It also looks like the skin might be shredded a little, which would fit with injury; cephalopods' flesh turns white at points of injury, and during blood loss.
    It's not uncommon for dying giant squid to float up to the surface just before death. Most of the specimens fishermen and scientists find are way above their normal depth -- especially during daytime.
    Plus, this type of squid-- which must be a young giant squid,, or a ridiculously massive Humboldt-- either way, both are normally known for being aggressive and explosive in their movements -- but this one looks like it can barely move.
    No wonder it's trying to latch onto the board.

    • @sibe5730
      @sibe5730 3 роки тому +528

      Yea agree it is not acting correctly

    • @leon987664321
      @leon987664321 3 роки тому +340

      And the guy has a rope around him

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 3 роки тому +160

      i see some comments above with dumb people saying that this js moee dangerous than a shark? Cmon..
      a shark will eat you so fkcing bad

    • @diemilch555
      @diemilch555 3 роки тому +697

      @@cautarepvp2079 A squid will eat you so fucking bad as well

    • @dimplepascua3921
      @dimplepascua3921 3 роки тому +462

      I was thinking the same. Giant squids are supposed to be in deep waters.

  • @MayankRai-cf3hc
    @MayankRai-cf3hc Місяць тому +3

    The most evil laughter i ever heard.

  • @filosofotacio8950
    @filosofotacio8950 26 днів тому +4

    I'm so old that I remember it was such a big deal that a live giant squid has never been filmed or captured in images, just always washing up dead somewhere.

  • @dwightclark7627
    @dwightclark7627 3 роки тому +2655

    Guy: "OMG! It's got me! I can't get loose! Help! Help! *gurgle*"
    Girl:" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HYYYYHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    • @prasanthpr6343
      @prasanthpr6343 3 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alxandromeda4182
      @alxandromeda4182 3 роки тому +20

      That was what she waiting for, she wants the dude die lmao

    • @bishal5921
      @bishal5921 3 роки тому +33

      Boy from heaven: But I died for your UA-cam content.
      Girl : awww, I love you but as a 👻

    • @huh864
      @huh864 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontmindme4169
      @dontmindme4169 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like the first person to die in a movie

  • @joesubel
    @joesubel 6 років тому +9903

    My soul would've left my body

  • @MysteriMustacheToast
    @MysteriMustacheToast 2 місяці тому +12

    To be honest, her laugh is more horrifying than the squid

  • @SailfishSoundSystem
    @SailfishSoundSystem 10 місяців тому +41

    Her laugh sounds like it's from Evil Dead.

  • @daltongoh9062
    @daltongoh9062 4 роки тому +2716

    *Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down to the ocean deep all while biting him and tearing his flesh into pieces
    Girlfriend: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

    • @AtollEntertainment
      @AtollEntertainment 4 роки тому +67

      Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down deep into the ocean, but suddenly stops when a giant great white eats the squid
      And then eats the guy
      Girlfriend: Hahaha, now that is FUNNY.

    • @Florence-qp1vb
      @Florence-qp1vb 4 роки тому +21

      Hahahahahahaahah omg hahahahahaahhahaha hes drowning hahahahahaha ahahahaahah

    • @ritesha8050
      @ritesha8050 4 роки тому +6

      These squids actually do pull people under water when they r in groups

    • @randomchannel7851
      @randomchannel7851 4 роки тому +15

      Girl: *hyena noises*

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 4 роки тому +2

      Girlfriend? Nah. Hyena more like.

  • @gisellefernandez8104
    @gisellefernandez8104 2 роки тому +5515

    Imagine having to hear her laugh before getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean & dying

    • @user-ib3yf4xm8r
      @user-ib3yf4xm8r 2 роки тому +57

      guy wraps rope around squid, what do you expect

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 2 роки тому +78

      Im sure most people on the internet dont experience human contact but this comment section is just on another level. You guys never heard of nervous laughter?

    • @osmomosis9216
      @osmomosis9216 2 роки тому +268

      @@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 That does NOT sound like a nervous laughter at all.

    • @Shadab9617
      @Shadab9617 2 роки тому +35

      Those girls don't know how to react for that situation. That was dangerous attack

    • @jonjones3958
      @jonjones3958 2 роки тому +36

      That laugh was grating

  • @luckycasper6721
    @luckycasper6721 8 місяців тому +4

    Squid:" i think I'll surf a little bit...."😂

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 6 місяців тому +9

    moral of the story: always have a harpoon mounted on your surfboard.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver 2 місяці тому +2

      Dont swim/surf with shrill laughing girls that dont understand serious situations.

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 2 роки тому +2160

    Squid: We've been trying to reach about your car's extended warranty.

  • @BrianVelez
    @BrianVelez 5 років тому +64721

    I don’t think this girl understands how serious this could have turned. 😳

    • @vvaldbeere
      @vvaldbeere 5 років тому +8731

      My thought exactly. I'd feel more comfortable having a big shark around me.

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 5 років тому +9941

      This Squid is easily more dangerous than any Shark I can't understand why she is even laughing

    • @diddyxl
      @diddyxl 5 років тому +5569

      That could have drowned him in an instant. The dumb nervous laugh from her..🙄

    • @iamyoureson5013
      @iamyoureson5013 5 років тому +912

      @@dukebongo2433 how ? Shark more dangerous

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 5 років тому +7051

      @@iamyoureson5013 Sharks are not as agressive towards humans as this squid species is, making them more dangerous

  • @kurtisblow2956
    @kurtisblow2956 2 місяці тому +4

    The squids like I'll save you from that laugh buddy

  • @mjspirit2631
    @mjspirit2631 6 місяців тому +111

    Her giggling screech is like ear cringing fingernails on a chalkboard 🙉
    Felt badly for the giant squid

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar 2 місяці тому

      I felt it

    • @dinarusso3320
      @dinarusso3320 25 днів тому

      😂😂 Exactly what I said! So irritating and inappropriate to laugh

  • @addieeeson
    @addieeeson 5 років тому +2383

    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*
    _Squid proceeds to grab onto man and drag him down_
    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*

    • @ALBATROSS00
      @ALBATROSS00 5 років тому +74

      this is female

    • @iplaydrunk247
      @iplaydrunk247 5 років тому +66

      I was wondering how to type her laugh, you sir, are a LEGEND!

    • @addieeeson
      @addieeeson 5 років тому +41

      iplaydrunk247
      Lol, just smash your face on the keyboard and you basically got her laugh in one

    • @stupor_mundi
      @stupor_mundi 5 років тому +5

      Anonymous Another day, another gay.

    • @Martin666
      @Martin666 5 років тому +27

      @Bekah shut the fuck up bitch

  • @beaum8592
    @beaum8592 5 років тому +4625

    Potentialy very dangerous encounter with giant squid.
    Girlfriend: cant stop laughing

    • @bradtolch
      @bradtolch 4 роки тому +181

      Giant squid also have hooks in their suckers. This man is lucky it didnt get a grab on him

    • @t1len666
      @t1len666 4 роки тому +53

      @Jay Vigilant tf you mean playing with it he legit jumps off when the tentacles come close to him cuz he's scared

    • @Henrik.Yngvesson
      @Henrik.Yngvesson 4 роки тому +84

      @Jay Vigilant Don't let your tentacle hentai fantasies fool you, they have a large parrot like beak hidden in there.

    • @nerfninja661
      @nerfninja661 4 роки тому +15

      Cant they pull u under?

    • @Voldycssm19
      @Voldycssm19 4 роки тому +34

      That squid was either exhausted or near dead, it couldn't have been very dangerous

  • @acourdide5093
    @acourdide5093 4 місяці тому +35

    It looks like he was coming to ask for help or a last moment of compassion before dying... We can't imagine how intelligent these creatures are, just like octopuses.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 3 місяці тому +4

      They are very different from octopi, jumbo squid are very aggressive. The marine biologist that first tried to film their activity fell in the water with them, and they attacked him.

    • @dfeator6661
      @dfeator6661 3 місяці тому +1

      @@That-Dude source? this sounds cool

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 3 місяці тому +1

      @@dfeator6661 I got some wires crossed, this guy made a documentary and did get attacked but he wasn't killed. An author wrote a fictional tale based on his experience where the character is ripped apart. It's still interesting and horrifying. These were also jumbo squid not giant squid.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 3 місяці тому

      @@dfeator6661 His name is Alex Kerstitch

    • @anitadobrater3356
      @anitadobrater3356 17 днів тому

      😥

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 8 місяців тому +3

    Squid: "Hey! Hey, sir! Hey, can I borrow this, please?"

  • @Dadc0rd
    @Dadc0rd 2 роки тому +9760

    Him: *Enjoying peacefully*
    Squid: *"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"*

  • @revenant777x8
    @revenant777x8 2 роки тому +9264

    I bet she wouldn't be laughing if the squid was on her board.

  • @canadiansoviet
    @canadiansoviet 5 місяців тому +4

    Alternate title: _Cackling of the Sea Witch_

  • @jaystepp150
    @jaystepp150 10 місяців тому +4

    That must be how Captain Jack Sparrow
    Felt when he was devoured by his kraken

  • @siberwolf33
    @siberwolf33 5 років тому +4424

    That was really scary. I'd be freaking out if I was paddle boarding and someone started laughing like that. Also there was a squid.

    • @ERDESH01
      @ERDESH01 5 років тому +87

      🤣 that laugh was icky!

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 5 років тому +5

      😁😁😁😁😁😋😉

    • @eemsyy94
      @eemsyy94 5 років тому +13

      siberwolf33 id try to pet the squid

    • @ayshrd7013
      @ayshrd7013 5 років тому +41

      Your comment plus hearing the laugh killed me lol

    • @sumboredazn
      @sumboredazn 5 років тому +38

      she had that crazy bitch laugh too

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot 6 років тому +1465

    Squid: "Dude...*heavy breathing*....seriously. ....lemme chill fer a sec........ughhh.....ive been swimming all day......"

    • @ss4i833
      @ss4i833 6 років тому +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @englandprince92
      @englandprince92 6 років тому

      Looool

    • @majesty3978
      @majesty3978 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir 6 років тому +33

      velveetaslingshot "Sure thing, buddy, no problem." *Starts googling "price of squid meat per pound"*

    • @buttercup141312
      @buttercup141312 6 років тому +13

      It literally just has to stop swimming and let the water take it if it wanted to rest lmao. It was probably just curious what the he’ll the board was.

  • @Noasd2537
    @Noasd2537 Місяць тому +1

    Bro is having the mini kraken problem 💀

  • @namtrng8479
    @namtrng8479 9 місяців тому +1

    Squid: "Help! I'm drowning."

  • @freekvonk8586
    @freekvonk8586 6 років тому +6045

    "Excuse me, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Cthulu?"

  • @citizenearth71
    @citizenearth71 Рік тому +18847

    He held his cool when faced with a kraken and a cackling hyena at the same time. Impressive.

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 Рік тому +328

      lmaooo

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 Рік тому +247

      @@msannthrope1863 so you are telling us that this is normal behaviour for a woman or why do you call him a mysogynist?

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 Рік тому +2

      @@TheSwiftblad3 another misogynist. Shocking to find two on here when they’re so rare.

    • @citizenearth71
      @citizenearth71 Рік тому +103

      @@msannthrope1863 As a female myself, I have no idea. Lol!

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 Рік тому +19

      @@citizenearth71 Oh. Hang on. I thought for sure that was a dude who wrote that. Well, I’m guessing you were on Team Depp. Amirite?

  • @anitadobrater3356
    @anitadobrater3356 17 днів тому +1

    Oh dear, that woman's voice is more terrifying than 🐙🦑

  • @vinstual9830
    @vinstual9830 7 місяців тому +5

    A sign of trust. This giant squid is at its last moments and decides to choose him as his witness to his end. May you exist happy in heaven, squiddy 😢❤!

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 6 місяців тому +1

      "Witness me"

    • @vinstual9830
      @vinstual9830 6 місяців тому +2

      @@jjrj8568 human: "haha, squidward go swmm"

    • @taelee73
      @taelee73 2 місяці тому

      Christians don’t believe in heaven for animals.

  • @seaslugs
    @seaslugs 6 років тому +1279

    Squid was obviously paid actor

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 6 років тому +14

      Han Altae-Tran notice that at 0:54 the video ends when the cameraman is about to film squid underwater

    • @devilpigeon7242
      @devilpigeon7242 6 років тому +1

      Han Altae-Tran XD

    • @duckynoodles2082
      @duckynoodles2082 6 років тому +7

      What are you stupid... he was the director 😒

    • @AxDooshxBag
      @AxDooshxBag 6 років тому +1

      Nothing gets past this guy

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 років тому

      Han Altae-Tran god dang your right...

  • @rdaystrom4540
    @rdaystrom4540 3 роки тому +2518

    He was extraordinarily calm.

    • @orbiral6124
      @orbiral6124 3 роки тому +122

      Forreal. If that squid had a tentacle around the dudes leg when he jumped into he water, that squid would've descended to the depths with him

    • @DunkeyKung
      @DunkeyKung 3 роки тому +66

      @@orbiral6124 not really the squid only comes that close to the surface when it's dying

    • @excus
      @excus 3 роки тому +5

      that was what kept him alive

    • @kodours1835
      @kodours1835 2 роки тому +22

      @@orbiral6124 the squid was already in it's last few mins/hours

    • @MrM-_
      @MrM-_ 2 роки тому +7

      @@DunkeyKung wait really?

  • @pacificoslim
    @pacificoslim 9 місяців тому +1

    This is why I don't go into the ocean. I know the minute I dip my feet in the water Davey Jones is going to summon a kraken to drag my ass down.

  • @lovewillwinnn
    @lovewillwinnn 11 місяців тому +1

    Your octopus Teacher....asking for help / friendship

  • @misterspiderthemagnificent9268
    @misterspiderthemagnificent9268 3 роки тому +1903

    Squid: "Excuse me sir, but could I have a moment of your time to tell you about our Lord and saviour his greatness Lord CTHULHU?"

  • @llTllOllBllYll
    @llTllOllBllYll 6 років тому +1479

    That squid has a strange laugh

  • @HicSvntDracones
    @HicSvntDracones 11 місяців тому +3

    These giant squid, like a lot of squid, don't have just "suckers" but rather sharp hooks in the middle of those suckers... that could have been painful for the surfer.

  • @sleepysoundwaves6978
    @sleepysoundwaves6978 11 місяців тому

    Getting taken by a "kraken" would be a gift compared to enduring that cackling laugh.

  • @teufelhunden8308
    @teufelhunden8308 3 роки тому +2339

    I’ve never met this woman and I want a divorce.

  • @lysolpanther1
    @lysolpanther1 3 роки тому +5754

    I’m loving the giggles as a monster is about to eat her friend. Beautiful.

    • @r.shelton7793
      @r.shelton7793 3 роки тому +160

      Exactly!! It's a big ass squid grabbing his paddle board..I don't see the humor🤦‍♂️...And where is his life jacket? 🤷‍♂️

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS 3 роки тому +217

      Don't think they realise how bad that is. If it wanted to, that man would be dead

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 3 роки тому +140

      Some people laugh hysterically when scared. I think she's just trying not to panic. That isn't something any human would be used too, most people would freak out, which would be an even worse idea.

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 3 роки тому +48

      I'd be laughing in order to stop myself crying in fear for my friend. I'd say one of those the reactions is the more preferable one.

    • @lel2765
      @lel2765 3 роки тому +15

      @@VexFS its not bad at all lol, squids that big are passive af, he had a good reaction not to panic,

  • @HalloWitch93
    @HalloWitch93 4 місяці тому +23

    The squid seems so curious and inquisitive about this new discovery! It's honestly kind of adorable.

    • @manuelforria4084
      @manuelforria4084 3 місяці тому +9

      I'm sorry to have to tell you this but they usually act like this when they're dying😢

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 9 місяців тому

    'Leave it Sea Boarder, your board was now sent to Davy Surfer's Locker"

  • @0shakti0
    @0shakti0 7 років тому +5813

    Release the kraken

  • @alaksandra1979
    @alaksandra1979 2 роки тому +2922

    Squid: Ex-excuse me sir! Do you -hey hold still! Do you have time to hear about our dark lord and savior Cthulu? 🐙

    • @casja
      @casja 2 роки тому +62

      you have outdone yourself with this comment 😭😂

    • @CAZMO410
      @CAZMO410 2 роки тому +97

      Those damn Cthulu witnesses

    • @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348
      @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 2 роки тому +40

      😂 not gonna lie thats actually cute 😂😂💕

    • @sofastealer0253
      @sofastealer0253 2 роки тому +10

      That is a legend righ there and the octopus too

    • @realpookiegaming
      @realpookiegaming 2 роки тому +2

      @@casja only they got dislikes

  • @ToucH9000
    @ToucH9000 2 місяці тому

    Squid be like : Now it's my turn to surf.

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN 3 місяці тому

    Just a baby Kraken looking for some breakfast

  • @mydailyreward2090
    @mydailyreward2090 5 років тому +1792

    Me: watches a dolphin documentary
    UA-cam Recommended: *So YoU LiKe OcEaN CrEaTuReS?*

    • @haseeb4435
      @haseeb4435 5 років тому +23

      So now you know dolphins are rapist

    • @saroniikawaii
      @saroniikawaii 5 років тому +6

      SAME 🐬🤣

    • @k.szaroldinho
      @k.szaroldinho 5 років тому +5

      LMAO

    • @littlerebel9818
      @littlerebel9818 5 років тому

      Shut the Fuck up!

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 5 років тому +2

      Erin
      Dolphins are rapists
      UA-cam recommends tentacle hentai with crazy bitch laugh in the background

  • @0YourGuardian
    @0YourGuardian 10 місяців тому

    That laugh is straight out of the Evil Dead.

  • @wayyveetsunami5307
    @wayyveetsunami5307 10 місяців тому

    Squid is like why do you have me tied up !!! Please let me gooooo!!!

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 3 роки тому +970

    Squid: Bro, just come to the bottom of the ocean with me. I have so much to show ya.

    • @smrk
      @smrk 3 роки тому +24

      I can show you the world...underworld

    • @uwu-kg5ic
      @uwu-kg5ic 3 роки тому +10

      wHo LiVes in a PiNeApPle uNder The sEa?

    • @jordansmith3597
      @jordansmith3597 3 роки тому +5

      That squid is real life version of ol’ Greg

    • @CantStopFashion
      @CantStopFashion 3 роки тому +2

      @@jordansmith3597 I'm ol' Greg, pleased to meet you. Ever drink baileys from a shoe? 😂😂🤣🍻

    • @godspeed6096
      @godspeed6096 3 роки тому +3

      Can you listen to me playing my clarinet bro?

  • @russtheprodigy4624
    @russtheprodigy4624 3 роки тому +6919

    She laughing not knowing that squid could’ve took him for a ride to the bottom of the ocean in SECONDS

    • @donxponce7729
      @donxponce7729 3 роки тому +163

      Karthik Devamanohar Which makes it even more dangerous

    • @farmsim_usa9235
      @farmsim_usa9235 3 роки тому +170

      It would be extremely difficult even for a giant squid to drag a guy and a buoyant paddleboard

    • @raulpacheco7488
      @raulpacheco7488 3 роки тому +697

      @@farmsim_usa9235 You don't know how strong they are. A squid that size could dislocate a shoulder with no problem at all. It could grab a limb, and off the deeps you go. The girl doesn't realize how precarious the situation is

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 3 роки тому +91

      @@farmsim_usa9235 I wouldn't base (deep sea) animal strength on human strength..

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 3 роки тому +70

      @@raulpacheco7488 Duude, yes. Could have been bad. It wouldn't have any problem taking that paddle board with it

  • @davidszakacs6888
    @davidszakacs6888 2 місяці тому

    The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending back soup in a diner.

  • @theliam3786
    @theliam3786 11 місяців тому +1

    Rare footage of a young kraken practicing

  • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
    @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 3 роки тому +3499

    Plot twist: The board actually belongs to the squid and tries to get it back.

  • @BradPwnsU
    @BradPwnsU 3 роки тому +4628

    Lol shes laughing while the squid could've easily wrapped around him and pulled him under

    • @djengoderbot1296
      @djengoderbot1296 3 роки тому +162

      I was thinking the same..wouldn't even take a second

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 3 роки тому +236

      @Mister Christopher it could have taken the dude for sure. I said lol because it's funny how she's laughing whilst he's in genuine danger, implying she doesn't give a fuck about his safety. I'm not even complaining really i just find it funny and a little crazy

    • @_Desolate_
      @_Desolate_ 3 роки тому +17

      @@BradPwnsU that's facts

    • @Ascension1004
      @Ascension1004 3 роки тому +25

      Nervous laugh

    • @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531
      @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 3 роки тому +111

      @Mister Christopher wtf dude "stop being such girls" stupid claim

  • @sam.bays1504
    @sam.bays1504 6 місяців тому

    When your surfboard cursed by davy jones

  • @cantdriveslo
    @cantdriveslo 9 місяців тому

    You can tell that was a nervous laughter

  • @Icouldnotthinkofanything
    @Icouldnotthinkofanything Рік тому +5268

    Dude was way calmer than I would’ve been

    • @rambobrazy8411
      @rambobrazy8411 Рік тому +84

      I probably would of dove in the water trying to get away off panic

    • @waylonpark2340
      @waylonpark2340 Рік тому +89

      @@rambobrazy8411 Bruh That's Even More Scary

    • @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296
      @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296 Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 Рік тому +20

      @@rambobrazy8411
      1) would HAVE you dunce.
      2) safer on the board than in the sea

    • @stellarjuju8788
      @stellarjuju8788 Рік тому +25

      He's probably calm because he knows that he's about to drag the octopus into shore and behead it which is actually what happened after this video

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 6 років тому +5759

    Release the Kraken!

  • @maximillianosaben
    @maximillianosaben 14 днів тому +1

    She's here laughing, and I'm terrified of that thing touching his leg. She clearly has no comprehension of how dangerous those things can be, even if as others have said this one isn't threatening.

  • @jessicaah-see9647
    @jessicaah-see9647 10 місяців тому

    That squid is like this board is mine now hand it over 😂😂😂😂

  • @yaboi7740
    @yaboi7740 5 років тому +1477

    Pretty sure that squid could've easily just dragged him deep underwater and there would be nothing they could do

    • @LottieThottie
      @LottieThottie 5 років тому +51

      They don't really prey on humans

    • @dgray3771
      @dgray3771 5 років тому +193

      Unless really hungry. Squids are also highly intelligent and capable to kill a man with ease. Especially this size. They can solve complicated problems and have some sense of awareness, though not determined yet if they are self-aware.

    • @LottieThottie
      @LottieThottie 5 років тому +89

      @@dgray3771 That's some dangerous calamari

    • @zombieepx1933
      @zombieepx1933 5 років тому +67

      BushyBrow 64 They don’t ever get the chance to prey on humans because they are usually 400-1000 meters below the surface because it’s more safe for them down there. This was extremely rare for this type of squid to be seen like this.

    • @jimmygutierrez2306
      @jimmygutierrez2306 5 років тому +83

      This squid however is very discolored and it seems to be dying so Idk if it's that much of a threat

  • @SkidzFPV
    @SkidzFPV 2 роки тому +8511

    She’s laughing and this thing could easily kill him without much effort. A squid this size has a beak that is just huge! Could drag the person anywhere it wants.

    • @cianopalmer8067
      @cianopalmer8067 2 роки тому +1287

      Except this squid is *probably* dying. They usually are never seen at the surface otherwise.

    • @flydrop8822
      @flydrop8822 2 роки тому +243

      I don't think giant squids attack humans

    • @MinutePlant
      @MinutePlant 2 роки тому +602

      @@flydrop8822 erm...... Remember that one documentary where they film Humboldt squid? The big red ones. Everyone there wears full body chainmail suit and the beak still manages to pierce through and causes a scratch... You could easily lose chunks of your flesh there. FYI those squids are like 1.5 meters long so this one could be very dangerous but nevertheless it's dying but could still do some serious damage

    • @afx88lexx
      @afx88lexx 2 роки тому +168

      The reaction is fine if she is giant squid too

    • @micaellnstrup4602
      @micaellnstrup4602 2 роки тому +4

      No

  • @OnionNo1CookiSimp
    @OnionNo1CookiSimp 11 місяців тому

    “Mom said it’s my turn with the surfboard”

  • @SouthernSasquatch-rs8cp
    @SouthernSasquatch-rs8cp 7 місяців тому

    POV I have a squid on a string “stab stab stab”

  • @troydurham1659
    @troydurham1659 3 роки тому +1252

    “Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulu?”

  • @Teeheehee093
    @Teeheehee093 3 роки тому +2994

    It's depressing seeing this when you know they only come that close the surface when they're dying

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 3 роки тому +194

      Wait, really? Aww. Why's that?

    • @seanalt666
      @seanalt666 3 роки тому +836

      That's actually a Humboldt Squid and they surface to hunt pretty frequently and very aggressively. Homeboy is lucky the other multiple thousands of Humboldt Squids below them didn't try to hunt lol.

    • @powsniffer0110
      @powsniffer0110 3 роки тому +90

      He literally has it on a rope .. he is catching it?

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 3 роки тому +167

      @@powsniffer0110 I just saw another video & I think they were trying to save him cause he floated to the surface & had several chunks taken out of him.

    • @spaghettipizza47
      @spaghettipizza47 3 роки тому +33

      @@b-dub6865 awww sad😞😥prolly a shark or poachers

  • @creepyguy1233
    @creepyguy1233 2 місяці тому +5

    This girl's got no idea about how bad a squid of that size could turn out to be

    • @dinarusso3320
      @dinarusso3320 25 днів тому +1

      😮. Her laugh was so inappropriate and sounds like nails on a chalkboard! But as long as she's beautiful, that's all that matters.

    • @creepyguy1233
      @creepyguy1233 24 дні тому

      @@dinarusso3320 bruh

  • @thegiggler2
    @thegiggler2 6 місяців тому

    "Just taking my pet squid out for his daily walk"

  • @obsidiannutsack551
    @obsidiannutsack551 2 роки тому +726

    "So, why are you afraid of deep waters?"
    Me:

    • @JNL37Dyxce5
      @JNL37Dyxce5 2 роки тому

      I have animals and birds look😁🐘

    • @Asphyxia72gaming
      @Asphyxia72gaming 2 роки тому

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 I get your point

    • @observingeye9579
      @observingeye9579 2 роки тому +7

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 ...why did you make 'animals' and 'birds' two different things? You do realize birds ARE animals right ;-;

    • @shumono3254
      @shumono3254 2 роки тому +6

      @@observingeye9579 nah man.birds are made by the government, have you forgotten that?

  • @ss5187
    @ss5187 6 років тому +308

    my husband told me that if a giant squid is that close to the surface of the water it's probably sick and dying, they rarely come up from where they normally live way deep down in the water.

    • @Suiceyed
      @Suiceyed 6 років тому +35

      Sammantha sandoval he was pulling it up with the rope.

    • @ss5187
      @ss5187 6 років тому +92

      Acedia I don't think that rope was long enough to go to the bottom of the ocean and pull the squid up though it seems like it was already too close, not sure.

    • @natayalia
      @natayalia 6 років тому +10

      Sammantha sandoval giant squids are much bigger this is not a giant squid

    • @ss5187
      @ss5187 6 років тому +3

      Natalia Flores Oh I know they can be much bigger maybe it's a baby giant squid? Idk I've never seen a squid this big before though lol

    • @hinakimichan
      @hinakimichan 6 років тому +5

      This is so sad. :(

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 5 днів тому

    I've never heard the grotesque shrill laughter of a Giant Squid before, it was unbearable .

  • @Dumb_Oni_-_-
    @Dumb_Oni_-_- 6 місяців тому

    bro saw the horrors of the deep blue sea grabbing at his leg and was just like "just another tuesday"

  • @sewiiiuuu9836
    @sewiiiuuu9836 5 років тому +591

    Plot twist: the squid was a paid actor