There was (not so recently anymore) a recording of Chinese offshore patrol driving off Americans and after exhausting all legal references just saying Meow in voicechat
It seriously annoys me how many planes are in Ground RB lately, to the point where I'm pretty sure I'm actually in Air RB and should be confused as to why there's tanks in my air battle
@@skyraider87 air rb is fly for 5 minutes then die without getting a single kill or bullet fired. it honestly hasn't changed a single thing since it released.
Toptier WarThunder players when their aim-missle hits a plane 4 km away: "YYEEEEEESSSS I am so good. GG EZ + SKILLISSUE + Get on my level NOOB + no btches" Lowtier Warthunder players when they kill 4 enemy biplanes and now miss their left wing but still manage to land on airport: "Hm, could've been better, I suck at this Game tbh."
"No btches" - big talk from a guy who is in top tier WT Seriously - if you are in top tier you either: Spent a bunch of money on a video game or you have ground out top tier
I once hit a salty Pantsir who hated me because I killed him with my Starstreak with "Hush before I revisit your mother and give her a child she'll actually be proud of this time just so I can leave that one too."
I am fairly surprised that I didn't end up on here. One of my guilty pleasures is saying the most unhinged, schizophrenic shit in war thunder chat to stir up mass confusion and hysteria.
These do not sound like radio transmissions, there is no added radio lingo like "Over" or even fake ones like "all aircraft" for being in all chat. when its just reading funny text chats with a hint of radio static it doesnt sell the gimmik of the video. Example: 2:27 All aircraft, this is BananaMan2686, how to fly this plane? Over. 2686, this is frenzy, be good at it, over. 2686, this is Waver, what plane? Over. Waver, 2686, F-4F, Over. 2686, frenzy, quit, over.
Just thought I'll leave here this real piece of communication from the war in Ukraine (translated from Ukrainian): Unit: [redacted] Special Forces Type of vehicle: [redacted] Frequencies: [redacted] Crew: [redacted] Reconnaissance area: [redacted] Height: [redacted] Goal: Reconnaissance, correction Transmission: [redacted] Follow up: Forbid Mosin to respond to everyone in rhyme on the radio, and to stop visiting and bothering neighboring units telling them while they are at war, their wives and girlfriends are being [inappropriate content implied]. Someone please stop him!!! I don't care, but HQ is calling and saying they've been monitoring the radio channels, and someone is constantly responding exclusively in rhymes, they're going crazy there, getting stupidly confused by this Cherry on top: this Mosin is a grand-grandchild of the Mosin rifle inventor.
There was an recorded evidence that passenger plane pilots did furry roleplay with ground control and between themselves via ACARS. This info is being recorded in black boxes btw.
I will get on my knees and beg for gajin to add proximity voice chat in this game if I have to. Even as a short timed event, I would fucking love to troll people with it or hear people beg while disabled.
Knowing how bored military men get on the regular, I can imagine some of this kind of stupid shit has been said as far back as the invention of the radio, hahaha.
What, you can't imagine real tankers and aviators saying out of pocket shit like this?
WHY ARE THERE PLANES IN THIS GAMEMODE THIS GAME SUCKS
they do say this shit irl
@@Vextonomy because what's a war without CAS
@@pffpffovich2398 fun?
Can confirm that they say worse shit
Real comunication on the cold war (rare recordings)
There was (not so recently anymore) a recording of Chinese offshore patrol driving off Americans and after exhausting all legal references just saying Meow in voicechat
that was lie.
@@headhammer7979 this comment is a joke bro
Nah its just right after the cold war ends
1:51 honestly i agree with this guy. Imagine calling your team shit while playing CAS and still failing to protect them from spawncamping lol
Real
It seriously annoys me how many planes are in Ground RB lately, to the point where I'm pretty sure I'm actually in Air RB and should be confused as to why there's tanks in my air battle
Preach
@@skyraider87 air rb is fly for 5 minutes then die without getting a single kill or bullet fired. it honestly hasn't changed a single thing since it released.
@@justsomepotato6160
*Skill issue tbh. There are guides to help oneself get better, and practice makes perfect.*
Arcade battles never get these because no one talks
idk why they dont talk it makes me feel lonely
they're too brainless to talk
You think AB players are real?
@@Who_Knows-kp1yq yeah because I’m one of them 😭
FR tho, they all silent
1:25 i can ABSOLUTELY imagine scottish tankers using "margaret thatcher" as an insult like that
It's fun that the thumbnail is from Generation Kill because you just know these are conversations that went through Hitman's channels.
Assassin said half the stuff on here
Pussy infrastructure was just the beginning of far more than one could ever imagine
The snail has taken their sanity.
what selling their soul to the snail does to a mf
1:40
Bro it's like both of them are inside the helicopter 😭😭
That's absolutely some barracks small talk lol
0:42 - that is enough war thunder for one day.
*Later found dead*
bonus 800g of meat every 9 months ig
And that's why 2and900 died
The Wrath of the Grapes
Relatable
@@kusada3035 bruhhhhhhhhhh
1:23 real audio of the south armagh brigade sending a message to british soldiers
"show your wives how you won medals down in flanders"🗣🗣🗣
1:10 lol thats me and the bois lmao, good vid btw +rep
Lesss gooo we made it in a vid wooooooooooooooooooooooo
"You mean the F-4F Phantom, right?"
"No, Wildcat."
"...Reconsider your Squad BR... And while you're at it; your existence"
I have an entire match that the chat and the game became Nat Geo wild, it was so funny
You share to this guy
He probably will edit some voices for this wild one xD
Early footage of WW3 soldiers communicating between themselves
I won't mind WW3 if we're gonna have a global radio frequency to trash talk with the enemy
If anything it’d probably look like COD lobbies but 700x times worse considering well. Obvious reasons
The "i love femboys" one is so real tbh
fr. femboys are the best
infact its a little to real
😋
he's right...
I LOVE FEMBOYS RAAHHH
The comedic camera angle change for the bit at 2:10 is absolutely golden. Become a VA, it's your duty now.
3:07 This guy is the most unhinged for giving me an aneurysm.
0:12 Mihaly really said Trigger cant pull more Gs to manuever
He understood the enemy
Imagine you are on fire your flight helmet melting into your face and on the radio you hear
"easy+L+skill isssue+no dad"
So turns out, much the same irl.
1:38 WTF? What even is the context of that? Why is that being discussed?
Imagine there was voice chat in wt
pretty sure there is, just no one uses it
There is
I have no idea how it works if there is, and I have over 6000 hours in that crap game.
@@DOOM_A-O, WT has a voice chat, but only for a squad.
@@biochemist3712 Oh, no wonder ive never used it. lol
this is hilarious, the users of these vehicles really sound like the users of these vehicles in video
Toptier WarThunder players when their aim-missle hits a plane 4 km away:
"YYEEEEEESSSS I am so good. GG EZ + SKILLISSUE + Get on my level NOOB + no btches"
Lowtier Warthunder players when they kill 4 enemy biplanes and now miss their left wing but still manage to land on airport:
"Hm, could've been better, I suck at this Game tbh."
True lol
"No btches" - big talk from a guy who is in top tier WT
Seriously - if you are in top tier you either:
Spent a bunch of money on a video game
or you have ground out top tier
Average War Thunder lobby:
I have a lot of unhinged ones saved but too many of them have the word.
Just censor it lol, i need to see them
People must hear that word, they must see it, every day.
Sounds like of multiplayer of MWII
Of multiplayer*
OG*
The third one is wild af
The abortion one is fucking crazy lmao
bro these are tame compared to what ive seen lmao
He's gotta make it youtube-friendly you know. This platform has changed since the last decade you know.
@@Who_Knows-kp1yq lmfao sure
I once hit a salty Pantsir who hated me because I killed him with my Starstreak with
"Hush before I revisit your mother and give her a child she'll actually be proud of this time just so I can leave that one too."
Bro 💀
holy shit
Sometimes i question how much sanity these Warthunder players have left.
@@hansFem-cw6gp if you’re playing top tier, you’ll have lost your sanity LONG ago.
I am fairly surprised that I didn't end up on here. One of my guilty pleasures is saying the most unhinged, schizophrenic shit in war thunder chat to stir up mass confusion and hysteria.
This is what the grind can do to a sane person
1:43 Bro this is the most out of pocket shit i have seen in a LONG time, and i play TF2 casual with objector images turned ON.
Too organic, needs more "radio voice" as in, that neutral, robotic tone everyone switches to when on radio
3:02 Chinese navy:
2:10
this is so true in Top Tier Matches
3:12 gave me a sbronke
Mihaly, the definition of absolutely locked in
These do not sound like radio transmissions, there is no added radio lingo like "Over" or even fake ones like "all aircraft" for being in all chat. when its just reading funny text chats with a hint of radio static it doesnt sell the gimmik of the video.
Example: 2:27
All aircraft, this is BananaMan2686, how to fly this plane? Over.
2686, this is frenzy, be good at it, over.
2686, this is Waver, what plane? Over.
Waver, 2686, F-4F, Over.
2686, frenzy, quit, over.
project wingman... or ace combat 7 dealers choice
after 8.0 br chat becomes 3x more cursed and toxic
Me in world war 3 after destroying an enemy tank convoy with a tactical bomb
"Bots these kids probbaly got less than 100 hours"
1:31 Bri'ish
you need an IED planted under your car it seems
Gob bless War Thunder team for allowing free speech 🏆
0:40 YOU WHAAAAAAAT
The last guy must’ve had a stroke
getting a gf and quitting warthunder was the best thing ive done
love that Mihaly was in some of these, didn't know he played War thunder
We need more of these!!
"F 4F"
I was expecting the punchline to be that it was the Wildcat, not the Phantom.
War Thunder brainrot moment.
2:12
They are
G O N E
1:52 so fking true. Its called Ground battles for a reason
Already laughing because of the AC7 dialog character screen
Feels like home
The abortion joke and the meow have definitely been said over the radio
2:38 Real
Average wt chat xD
make this a 100 part series
Imagine ingaging in a dogfight and hearing one of your team member just keep letting out a loud "meow" after downing each enemy aircraft
I can just imagine it now:
aeiou aeiou John Madden uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu question mark, exclamation point
Just thought I'll leave here this real piece of communication from the war in Ukraine (translated from Ukrainian):
Unit: [redacted] Special Forces
Type of vehicle: [redacted]
Frequencies: [redacted]
Crew: [redacted]
Reconnaissance area: [redacted]
Height: [redacted]
Goal: Reconnaissance, correction
Transmission: [redacted]
Follow up: Forbid Mosin to respond to everyone in rhyme on the radio, and to stop visiting and bothering neighboring units telling them while they are at war, their wives and girlfriends are being [inappropriate content implied]. Someone please stop him!!!
I don't care, but HQ is calling and saying they've been monitoring the radio channels, and someone is constantly responding exclusively in rhymes, they're going crazy there, getting stupidly confused by this
Cherry on top: this Mosin is a grand-grandchild of the Mosin rifle inventor.
Audio isn't perfect, but i really like the idea, and the execution isn't half bad. Good for you mate, hope you will keep improving!
Empezamos fuerte.
lmfao Archange at 3:32
*Bagete*
01:09 "please leave me alone Koreans"
Me: I'll take that as a compliment
There was an recorded evidence that passenger plane pilots did furry roleplay with ground control and between themselves via ACARS. This info is being recorded in black boxes btw.
I will get on my knees and beg for gajin to add proximity voice chat in this game if I have to. Even as a short timed event, I would fucking love to troll people with it or hear people beg while disabled.
New to channel, was caught off guard by the Banisadr jump scare at the end. Subbed.
I thought there was a groomer problem in this game?
Like nasty stuff in those chats targeting the kids, like Roblox.
Telecommunications interceptions during WW3 be like.
New game… “Is this radio chatter from a military squad or a McDonalds drive thru crew?
Very good video but you dont know how to deliver statements that would be exclusively said on the internet. Cant blame you for thst though.
Knowing how bored military men get on the regular, I can imagine some of this kind of stupid shit has been said as far back as the invention of the radio, hahaha.
I kept asking in air realistic battles which tank would give the best head, I stg 💀the chat was wild
Femboys!? :O
real. femboys are the best
3:07
prob the most random message ive heard
No screenshot, but recently I've had a game where the players spelled out the N word
for a war thunder video... i got a top gun themed ad for warthunder... wtf youtube
I was expecting war thunder callouts not archang
I'd flip if i a scot called me Margaret thatcher, that's like a slur for them
why you put Bani Sadr mj in you profile?
One of my chats were people doing E sex but they used the plane as the parts
I'm surprised I didnt end up on here
That thumbnail... is that Generation Kill?
honestly better quality than real military radios.
it's alwaythe air RB where you get interesting conversations
p.s. mostly
Using womenslayer69 is wild😭
i would but my chats 50% of the time have the n word in it
0:45 and 1:40 i remember i saw those messages to i guess i was in the same lobby
WW3 shit talking in open civilian radio.
Well this is just an actual military life simulator.
"If I found a Burgertank in this place. I'mma be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
WW3 type of messages
This sounds like season 1 of Red vs Blue
to be honest this is just average war thunder
one of my biggest fears is appearing in one of these videos
bagete.
The IASIP intro goes hard