Can we all take a moment to appreciate how much effort Modest Pelican's uncle put into being a male presence in his life after MP's dad walked out on him? What a legend.
anyone who is rich steals from the poor. albeit in a more convoluted way. let me explain. you made money on crypto? it is because some poor sod bought expensive. he lost money. you made money on a trade? same. you work and get paid? some poor sod buys your service and loses money on it. stay poor, stay honest
Thank you Modest Pelican Gaming. Thanks to this Cyperpunk 2077 gaming video, I have decided to relieve myself on a homeless encampment. I am now facing charges, and in danger of losing my house and wife. I am truly grateful in, as we only live life once.
You should totally storm the capitol, take over the presedential elections, and make your whole yearplan about getting everyone to subscribe to Modest Pelican, since it helps spreading the good word of the channel.
@@wojciechradosz4936its definitely not mediocore. the game has a lot of bugs and terrible optimization on ps5 but the gameplay is really fun and satisfying. it has its problems but once you get past them its really fun
@@wojciechradosz4936 how much you enjoy cyberpunk depends on how much you enjoy repeatedly roflstomping the same 20 gangbangers in corpo park over and over again with slight changes to your build
Hey man, I'm basically going through a break up, 6 year relationship, I'm fucking devastated. Just wanted to thank you for making content, your videos literally are the only thing that's getting me through this time. A sincere thank you for everything that you do, from a loyal and momentarily not sufficiently hydrated subscriber Yo, tbh i thought I'd get insulted (shoutout to the skill issue guy, first time i laughed out loud in a month or so 😂) but you guys are fucking amazing, thanks for all the comments. Never thought I'd actually get motivated from yt comments lmao, i love this community
I’ve been watching your videos since before Covid and you’re still releasing fucking bangers. The humor and the energy is still the same and it’s only found on this channel. I remember you hitting one million subscribers and your old Hitman videos. Keep it up Peli
11:06 What adds to the immersion, is how the desert weed totally ignores the presence of any traffic going over them as they're known not to give a single toss about anything related to travel. Lovely.
I thought I was a modern human that had evolved past his mongoloid traits and couldn't be easily manipulated...then cyberpunk makes you meet Panam when she's bent over a car engine and I'm like god dam I hope she's a romance option. Glad to see literally every other guy is in the same boat as me hahaha.
I’ve been changing my appearance every 2 days after the whole relic mission, and “living” in the little garage in Kabuki haha. The appearance options and new apartments are 2 of my fav parts
I bought an Xbox series x two weeks ago and get this game on sale as my first game, i fell in love with it, Night City is the best city ever made in any videogames, it feels alive and the 1:1 scale makes it even better, the story and lore is amazing, leveling and the amount of ways you can play it is impressive, the only cons I've noticed were the slow driving and the lack of racing
I played Cyberpunk for the first time this summer for series X. This is by far one of the most intriguing and Entertaining campaigns I’ve ever played. So immersive
I appreciate honesty from street beggars like that. I been approached a few times in life by a bum who straight up said they were looking to get a bottle or some smokes and would appreciate some help. I can respect that. Its better than BS'ing me with some convoluted story about running out of gas or something. And a guarenteed way of getting a couple smokes off me for free.
8:48 re, eye contact and social interaction This statement reminds me how much I hate businesses that force their employees to "greet" the door chime whenever someone walks in. If we haven't made eye contact, and I didn't steal anything, you're not talking to me. I'm sure the door chime appreciates you welcoming it to the store for 142,342nd time that day. However, I find the phony greeting more rude than no greeting. It also makes me slightly jealous of how much more the store manager values the door chime than me the potential customer. Also, I know they're greeting the door chime and not me because I've seen them do it, say hello and welcome, when the wind blows the door open and even if a customer had walked in, the clerk wouldn't know because they happily greeted the chime, never looking up at the door.
I've played this game 3 times (10/10 I f*cking love this) so it's awesome watching somebody play it without complaining and just having a fun time like I did. Also this video is hilarious Also Panam is a wifey ong
Really really sucks for those of us that care that so many of you have such an incredibly obscenely ridiculously low bar and you guys ruin things for everyone who actually wants better. This game has the worst least satisfying gunplay of any FPS game ever made but "oh its fine. 100k+ people say otherwise but nah its great lets not improve it so everyone can enjoy it!". People who prevent progress are beyond useless.
Got attached to cyberpunk and it’s characters. Once they fixed the game, damn what an experience. New expansion looks good af. And I feel that the next cyberpunk game CDPR releases, they will redeem themselves. They have learned from their mistakes.
I like how you go through all that trouble to trigger the EMP, causing millions in damage and a huge blackout, only for it to NOT WORK and Panam just hits the AV with a missile instead
I'm just so sad you don't say 'Hi, lads and lasses. Modest Pelican here.' I do the best impression of it. It's the only thing I can do well and it was keeping my marriage together. I think we're going to get a divorce.
2:45 what?? You can upgrade your apartment? I played it when it came out, then got the refund after playing the hell out of it.. I never knew you could get a new apartment... Is this part of some DLC or summin? Wtf? 😒
Stop with the misleading titles They NEVER fixed the game No amount of coping or gaslighting will change the fact Cyberpunk is unfinished, underwhelming, overhyped mess A few patches and an anime doesn't mean the game is GOOD Bugs are the most superficial problem, what about all the missing content? Branching story? All promised features the game's still missing? No amount of patches can fix things like missing story choices, fundamentally broken wanted system and poor AI The amount of people being gaslit into thinking the game is good now, or was always good, is very disturbing to me.
During my wait for the next vid, i’ve developped dehydration anxiety and am aggressively hydrating myself everytime i take an elongated piss. Pls post next video asap.
I thought I was the only one who definitely😊 didn’t google how to make pan am give you a comprehensive long satisfying Minecraft tutorial to really get you up and pumping.
I didn't know you could drown somebody, but I did know that dropping a live body off the top of a building will eventually make a "SPLAT" sound and might even activate the Hit Indicator animation on your on-screen reticle. From a roleplay aspect, when V get's tricked by Stefan in the side-quest "Sweet Dreams" and wakes up completely naked in a bathtub of ice... I like to get some revenge for V, by dropping each enemy off the rooftop. And it DOES kill them.
i bought the game at a special prize for 30 bucks, and iam very gladfull that i waited 2 years till fixing, now i can say this game is a masterpiece!!!
It's not widely known but there is whispers at the temples of Japan, they speak the story of the Amish Samurai, the one with ancient gatling guns. So 100% accurate and a tad surprised you know of these scrolls, but what do I expect from absolute Chad like yourself ;)
was literally thinking about getting myself some of that ball deodorant but haven't seen a creator with a manscaped ad in a few weeks. Thanks for coming thru Peli.
Get 20% off + free shipping @manscaped with code PELICAN at manscaped.com/pelican
Already ordered brother
😦
Smooth balls
Modest Rizzican
i need some Papa Peli merch
I'm proud of you Peli
This means nothing, you didn't change your name to dad 🤣😂
@@Rob17Cotton you sure?
The name has changed, not is @
Are we both his dad now?
legend
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how much effort Modest Pelican's uncle put into being a male presence in his life after MP's dad walked out on him? What a legend.
Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the only youtuber that steals from the homeless.
WHAT A KIND LOVING SOUL!
Much more honest then promising to give homeless people money and then taking it back off screen… which most $Tubers seem to do.
They steal from and take advantage of us on a daily basis, he got what was coming to him.
🤣🤣🤣
anyone who is rich steals from the poor. albeit in a more convoluted way. let me explain.
you made money on crypto? it is because some poor sod bought expensive. he lost money. you made money on a trade? same. you work and get paid? some poor sod buys your service and loses money on it.
stay poor, stay honest
You've obviously (and understandably) never watched any Logan Paul content.
Great to hear that your uncle cared about you so very much. Wholesome.
He is a good man.
This man time traveled to 2077 just to show us this game. Legendary.
A lot of dedication.
Laughed out loud multiple times at implied childhood trauma & infuriating late-90s music puns - 10/10 video.
The first Fitz appearance at 4:23-4:24. Beyond proud of you Peli
I THOUGHT IT WAS FITS 😂
E
Sports
It's
The game
Why should I shave downstairs? My bathroom and shower is upstairs.
That darude joke was incredible. Well done peli
scrolling down for this comment, that was top tier caught me off guard.
timestamp? :)
How did I miss it? Where is it?
When?
@@kjellbeats @8:51
pelican cutting the video right before you get to see some sexy times is a power move
The sexy time was in the tank.
I know, right!
Also, this scene in the tank is one of the most memorable ones in my gaming history.
Thank you Modest Pelican Gaming. Thanks to this Cyperpunk 2077 gaming video, I have decided to relieve myself on a homeless encampment. I am now facing charges, and in danger of losing my house and wife. I am truly grateful in, as we only live life once.
Crispy Walnut here with the realest shit
I'm guessing your the guy Saul Goodman confused Badger with.
Funny, I did the exact same thing yesterday day 😂
couldve been worse...
We have the same pfp. We must battle to the death
I can't explain it well, but your line delivery is absolutely hilarious. And the commentary makes me want to play this and the Hitman games more.
Im proud of you geoff
Came here for this
4:24 love the random Fitz feature
You should totally storm the capitol, take over the presedential elections, and make your whole yearplan about getting everyone to subscribe to Modest Pelican, since it helps spreading the good word of the channel.
@@gradeyundery4939 I dunno, its sad really. @Modest Pelican please bring that back
i did that in fallout 3 and got absolutely raped by a king kong-size green mutant.
@@Meklerens hmmm i should get Fallout 3...
Your going to get get papa Peli on a government watchlist 😭
3:40 Gotta say, I did not expected that, for some reason it felt quite funny XD
Cyberpunk 2077 is really a fun game its at an amazing state rn with nearly all of the bugs being fixed
Yeah but after 70 hours once u finish everything its over 😢
Yes, we can now enjoy how mediocre and meh this bug free game is.
@@wojciechradosz4936its definitely not mediocore. the game has a lot of bugs and terrible optimization on ps5 but the gameplay is really fun and satisfying. it has its problems but once you get past them its really fun
@@wojciechradosz4936 how much you enjoy cyberpunk depends on how much you enjoy repeatedly roflstomping the same 20 gangbangers in corpo park over and over again with slight changes to your build
@@ronaldmcdonald6067 What's the problem? Games don't have to be endless content grinds.
I’m proud of you Papa Pelican
shirtless, bearded man in the first 20 seconds is the content im here for
I still can’t believe That they didn’t fixed completely driving and physics . They have been fixing the game 2 years.
Hey man, I'm basically going through a break up, 6 year relationship, I'm fucking devastated. Just wanted to thank you for making content, your videos literally are the only thing that's getting me through this time. A sincere thank you for everything that you do, from a loyal and momentarily not sufficiently hydrated subscriber
Yo, tbh i thought I'd get insulted (shoutout to the skill issue guy, first time i laughed out loud in a month or so 😂) but you guys are fucking amazing, thanks for all the comments. Never thought I'd actually get motivated from yt comments lmao, i love this community
WTF ARE U DOING GET HYDRATED RIGHT NOW
Drugs and alcohol or engaging in "risky" behaviour is the best way to move on from a breakup.
Ngl skill issue, your fault for breaking up
Get to da gym brah
@@tonypepperoni3679 this is horrible advice but i don’t disagree
9:20 it's 1:00am and I'm here laughing out loud while everyone sleeps 😂😂😂
I’ve been watching your videos since before Covid and you’re still releasing fucking bangers. The humor and the energy is still the same and it’s only found on this channel. I remember you hitting one million subscribers and your old Hitman videos. Keep it up Peli
Wow papa peli is so hydrated that he can make time fast forward to 2077
exactly
@@ModestPelican very impressive
@@Miles26545 now lets see Paul Allen's Hydration
@@pom8130 The tastefull hidratition of it
@@caiorodriguesmonteiro4768 omg it even has a watermark
Honestly I’ve NEVER had any issues out of my Cyberpunk experiences
8:41 I’m proud of you
Night City does still need so much more to do… city still feels so empty
I've watched this video 25 times now and can confirm this is indeed cyberpunk in 2077
Love you so much Alice Langley❤❤ uwu cutiepie🥰😍🥰🥰😘😛😋🤪😜😜😝
@@haitex6296 How it feels to be an absolute let down of a man and an abomination of a human?
Wtf
11:06 What adds to the immersion, is how the desert weed totally ignores the presence of any traffic going over them as they're known not to give a single toss about anything related to travel. Lovely.
Manscaped + pelican was the best duo of 2022.
Your humour gives me life peli keep up the good work
9:35 The Monowire is basically like playing with the Blades of Chaos. It’s the best.
I thought I was a modern human that had evolved past his mongoloid traits and couldn't be easily manipulated...then cyberpunk makes you meet Panam when she's bent over a car engine and I'm like god dam I hope she's a romance option.
Glad to see literally every other guy is in the same boat as me hahaha.
Literally no one gonna talk about that manscaped ad
This made me feel better after my uncle gave me an aggressive Minecraft tutorial
6:08 pfftttt hahaha that's an unexpected bug. Had this scene play out just fine.
Modest Pelican, Papa Peli Jr, Geoff, Son I'm Proud of you for becoming an amish samurai
So proud
11:40 smooth peli, smooth
That darude joke was underated and awesome. MORE CYBERPUNK CONTENT PLEASE! : )
I’ve been changing my appearance every 2 days after the whole relic mission, and “living” in the little garage in Kabuki haha. The appearance options and new apartments are 2 of my fav parts
this game was an absolute masterpiece hidden under those insane bugs on release
Red car going to the left of the thumbnail while turning right, it all checks, definitelly a Modest Pelican video.
Wow, big props to Modest Pelican for time travelling into the future to bring us this video.
Awww your soooo cuteeee soooo much I love you
Hehshw
That guy is actually throwing punches with proper form 0:38
We should be proud of peli for properly representing DID by playing this flawless game
I bought an Xbox series x two weeks ago and get this game on sale as my first game, i fell in love with it, Night City is the best city ever made in any videogames, it feels alive and the 1:1 scale makes it even better, the story and lore is amazing, leveling and the amount of ways you can play it is impressive, the only cons I've noticed were the slow driving and the lack of racing
Walking slowly behind Panam is so relaxing.
Yea idk why but i love it
It’s a pretty sweet gesture and it reminds me of Christmas…….. with my uncle
I played Cyberpunk for the first time this summer for series X. This is by far one of the most intriguing and Entertaining campaigns I’ve ever played. So immersive
I appreciate honesty from street beggars like that.
I been approached a few times in life by a bum who straight up said they were looking to get a bottle or some smokes and would appreciate some help.
I can respect that.
Its better than BS'ing me with some convoluted story about running out of gas or something. And a guarenteed way of getting a couple smokes off me for free.
for the last three years you have kept the same hilarious high quality content that is so hard to come by. keep up the great work.
Love you Ryan so so soooo much
Panam curing your brain aneurism should definitely make it to another video
Thank you so much pelican you made my day
you're a legend
@@ModestPelicanmade his day x2 now
@@alex-q8-q9 yes he did
Absolutely golden Video. Love that humour. Keep it up!
8:48 re, eye contact and social interaction
This statement reminds me how much I hate businesses that force their employees to "greet" the door chime whenever someone walks in.
If we haven't made eye contact, and I didn't steal anything, you're not talking to me. I'm sure the door chime appreciates you welcoming it to the store for 142,342nd time that day.
However, I find the phony greeting more rude than no greeting. It also makes me slightly jealous of how much more the store manager values the door chime than me the potential customer.
Also, I know they're greeting the door chime and not me because I've seen them do it, say hello and welcome, when the wind blows the door open and even if a customer had walked in, the clerk wouldn't know because they happily greeted the chime, never looking up at the door.
Peli is one of the only dudes who can convince me to watch the sponsored ad.
Awww amps ur sooo cute bby 🥰😘😘🥰😍😋😋😛😋😚😚🤪😜😜😘😛😛😋🤪😜😜😝🤪🤪🤪
1:25 Damn, you missed the awesome The Office reference then, shame.
I've played this game 3 times (10/10 I f*cking love this) so it's awesome watching somebody play it without complaining and just having a fun time like I did.
Also this video is hilarious
Also Panam is a wifey ong
Really really sucks for those of us that care that so many of you have such an incredibly obscenely ridiculously low bar and you guys ruin things for everyone who actually wants better. This game has the worst least satisfying gunplay of any FPS game ever made but "oh its fine. 100k+ people say otherwise but nah its great lets not improve it so everyone can enjoy it!". People who prevent progress are beyond useless.
@@derpderpin1568 bro wtf are you trying to say?!?!
@@derpderpin1568 You trippin'
@Václav Nosek Bro is saying this when games like Elden Ring and GOW Ragnarok came out this year lol
@Václav Nosek there are plenty of great games that have come out since 2012 lmao
Wow time goes soooo fast i remember when u where griding to 100k wow
Im proud of you
Just came to the comments to find this comment
@@ChunkiestChunkler same lol
Bruh that "Talking about cutting down forests..."
*pans to Manscaped ad* - was so ballsy, I love it.
Got attached to cyberpunk and it’s characters. Once they fixed the game, damn what an experience. New expansion looks good af. And I feel that the next cyberpunk game CDPR releases, they will redeem themselves. They have learned from their mistakes.
Should I cop
@@Onemorerep03 if they go on sale yes, even though I think it’s worth $60 now
No they won't lol.
@@CriusXI added it to my wish list on my PS five, and it went on sale the other night been playing nonstop
@@CriusXI got it for $25 on next GEN
Real life peli actually looks like a serial killer
Cyberpunk actually looks SICK now
it is sick now one of my now favourite games deff worth buying if on sale
@@Daffsearocks yeah I’m waiting
@@Onemorerep03 waiting for what if I can recall correctly CDPR said that there ain’t no more major updates coming to cyberpunk after the dlc drops
I like how you go through all that trouble to trigger the EMP, causing millions in damage and a huge blackout, only for it to NOT WORK and Panam just hits the AV with a missile instead
This guy is hilarious. Makes playing this game a little more fun 😎😂
Welcome to the family, son👊🏽
oh boy that manscaped add sure caught me off-guard. Also the other people that can hear my computer
So proud of you Geoff
Best commentary on Cyberpunk 2077 EVER! And I can hardly wait for my Manscape tools to arrive!
i thought this game was a complete mess but now i see it it looks quite fun.
it really is
@@Akumalmss hater
+1 for walking behind Panam!
I'm just so sad you don't say 'Hi, lads and lasses. Modest Pelican here.' I do the best impression of it. It's the only thing I can do well and it was keeping my marriage together. I think we're going to get a divorce.
This isn’t a review of Cyberpunk, this is a review of strolls behind Panam.
2:45 what?? You can upgrade your apartment? I played it when it came out, then got the refund after playing the hell out of it.. I never knew you could get a new apartment... Is this part of some DLC or summin? Wtf? 😒
Merry Christmas Peli and all the best for 2023. Love the vids
Stop with the misleading titles
They NEVER fixed the game
No amount of coping or gaslighting will change the fact Cyberpunk is unfinished, underwhelming, overhyped mess
A few patches and an anime doesn't mean the game is GOOD
Bugs are the most superficial problem, what about all the missing content? Branching story? All promised features the game's still missing?
No amount of patches can fix things like missing story choices, fundamentally broken wanted system and poor AI
The amount of people being gaslit into thinking the game is good now, or was always good, is very disturbing to me.
deranged comment
Your uncle sounds like a good guy.
During my wait for the next vid, i’ve developped dehydration anxiety and am aggressively hydrating myself everytime i take an elongated piss. Pls post next video asap.
MORE RED DEAD PELIE PLEASE!!! I will drink lakes man, that's all I ask. RED DEAD!
Honestly, I'd pay anyone for a Minecraft tutorial. I wouldn't pay a scantily-dressed woman for pre-marital handholding, though.
I’m really sick rn but your videos make me feel better
Love the writing and delivery in these videos
You are the only UA-camr where I actually watch the sponsor
“Sandstorm rolls in which is Darude” LOOOOOOOL
2:08 the manscaped ad he did was definitely the funniest part of the vid
So refreshing to see a gaming videos where the jokes aren't obnoxious and happen every 10 seconds.
The only manscaped ad I ever enjoyed
speaking of chopping down forests.... todays video is sponsored by Manscaped💀💀💀
Apart from being hydrated my day just gets better when papa peli posts a new video and my mood becomes just more wholesome thanks so modest pelican
Nobody is talking about the Wii Sports music in the background! Also good job Modest Pelican your videos are always a 10/10!
I thought I was the only one who definitely😊 didn’t google how to make pan am give you a comprehensive long satisfying Minecraft tutorial to really get you up and pumping.
Have a good holiday man! Thanks for the videos. They always cheer me up when I'm stressed (or maybe that's the water I drink)
'These subtle jokes throughout hahaha.
Minecraft tutorial, sleeping with eyes open..
God damn, I absolutely lost my sides.
Thank you.
I didn't know you could drown somebody, but I did know that dropping a live body off the top of a building will eventually make a "SPLAT" sound and might even activate the Hit Indicator animation on your on-screen reticle. From a roleplay aspect, when V get's tricked by Stefan in the side-quest "Sweet Dreams" and wakes up completely naked in a bathtub of ice... I like to get some revenge for V, by dropping each enemy off the rooftop. And it DOES kill them.
😂😂😂😂 your uncle comments are so good, all of your punchlines are great love it
i bought the game at a special prize for 30 bucks, and iam very gladfull that i waited 2 years till fixing, now i can say this game is a masterpiece!!!
6:01 yeah, I like science fiction too
It's not widely known but there is whispers at the temples of Japan, they speak the story of the Amish Samurai, the one with ancient gatling guns. So 100% accurate and a tad surprised you know of these scrolls, but what do I expect from absolute Chad like yourself ;)
was literally thinking about getting myself some of that ball deodorant but haven't seen a creator with a manscaped ad in a few weeks. Thanks for coming thru Peli.