I must protest Sir. A Field Marshal would never be that close to the smelly Hun, Sir. And if you people keep up with that attitude you´ll find yourself in a ship back to Blighty faster than a German on Sauerkraut Day at his dinner table.
Fantastic *Cough* carrier landing there Squire! I must say your repair crew skill must be incredibly high, All your damage simply vanished before you even touched down. Great vid mate.
Me: Sees "1" next to Squire's subscription. *Loads service revolver, shoots monitor six times*. IT'S AS FAULTY AS BASIL FAWLTY'S HOTEL, AN UPLOAD? FROM SQUIRE? IMPOSSIBLE SIR.
What sickens me, is they gave the Russians these jet designs. But when Avro built the Jetliner in Canada. They wanted to use Rolls Royce Avon engines, and said it wasn't going to be certified for civilian use, so they had to use Derwent engines instead. What did De Havilland use in Comet's Mark 2-4? Rolls Royce Avons!
Great video Squire! I see you have been at the idea notebook again writing fantastic lines with sublime humor and precise confabulation. Good to see your alive as well!
Glory to the Squiredonian Empire! Long Live Squire!!! btw, please bring back the Air Marshall Hugh Messingbird-Messingbird or something, I forgot his long bloody name but please bring him back! He is a great chap and an important figure of the Squiredonian Empire. Long Live Squire!
We expect a video on the Wyvern... *whispers* word on the streets is that it comes complete with a tea kettle and a 437-page booklet on how to make jolly good biscuits, the only downside is the batteries for the kettle aren't included. Yeeeeesss Yeeeeesss
(14:07) Never mind Never mind, I am an ace war thunder pilot. I shall make corrections, About a bit to the right and glide it in, here we go glide it in. Glide it in. *Coughs* / Deeply in water.
+FC3STORMENTOR American propaganda! no such thing happened or ever would, for not only did we have an ace pilot, but Mig-17s are made of Sovietanium, which has been scientifically proven to be the most bouyant material known to man, and therefore a Mig-17 can land on water anytime it wants.
Stalinium is extremely stronk, but is also rare element only found in deepest Siberia, and was diverted to glorious space program and the building of statue of glorious leader. Sovietanium just as stronk, almost as light, and extremely bouyant, and also far easy to get.
That weird levery thing is for the gyro sight that it used, it's not modeled in war thunder. It's to set the enemies wingspan. You probably knew that though
For those of you who come back here in 2 weeks time to ask where squire is, he is merely hibernating. Yeeeeeessss the beloved creature that is squire, requires much rest after the top notch editing that he provides us with. He will be back, never fear.
Nice video Squire as always but please can someone different start doing top 5 epic plays? Your TOP 5 is good I like your editing etc but like I said top 5 is rare now. For example PhlyDaily always did atleast 1 top 5 per month but you did last top 5 maybe.... 5 months ago. That´s why someone different should do it. No offense #SorryForBadEnglish
+Leon Yeah, I had a big talk with a few of the Gaijin guys and they asked me what I wanted to do. I said I'd probably drop it, in favour of something else later down the line, because of how irregular it was. I have a severe problem regarding the release of content that doesn't meet my own standards, which held back the release of many Top5's. I was meant to release a tea time a few weeks back explaining this, but alas I had stuff on my plate. Question is, what do I replace Top5 with? Gaijin have asked if I want to run a series with them.
+Squire A actual historical series backed by Gaijin would be amazing with you and Magz, covering aces and development of aircraft, like Magz Anzac day video. Sure it would take a lot of effort but it'd be good
I was just thinking that Squire had not made a video in quite a while. Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that he is a mind reader and uploaded a video today. Good show!
Strange, when Squire was planning his landing plan he had 3 rounds left in his cannons and MG, but when he carried out his dastardly plan of landing on the aircraft carrier "for the first time" he actually slowed his plane down with more than 3 rounds. Is this a coincidence? NO SIR.
WarThunder flying tip if you get some one on your 6 bring them close then chop power. deploy flaps. pull up. pull back down. then shoot....... And chop power. deploy flaps. nose up slightly. then kick hard left rudder. then shoot
"Farther back then a British field Marshall at the Somme" XD mate you killed me with that
Redgum Good ol' Squire prides himself on historical accuracy.
Ok the last thing you want is a mig on your tail
Redgum you did not die just say hahahahaha instead of XD and stay you crakes me up instead of you killed more or I’m dieing little kid
@@SKY_7766 You're pissing into a tidal wave there, bud.....
I must protest Sir. A Field Marshal would never be that close to the smelly Hun, Sir. And if you people keep up with that attitude you´ll find yourself in a ship back to Blighty faster than a German on Sauerkraut Day at his dinner table.
"As high as a Dutch astronaut"
I have to remember that
In dutch
Im also Dutch
I am belgium
I am the black sheep
There’s no way squire was able to come up with that on the top of his head, if so I will applaud him XD
"more cannons than Napoleon's right flank"
"I think we got him, there's bits of him going into orbit"
xD this is why i'm subbed, Sir Squire!
+Phoenix Tunes Haha! Glad you enjoyed the show, mate!
someone respond to this in 4 years
@@suntzu3905 no
@@Thecodytree k
Done
"High as a Dutch astronaut" hahahahahahah
+JAxeel :)
LOL ikt
+Tim van Uden ikr*
I dont get the joke explain it plz
+Noah Schulte weed is legal in the netherlands,so the astronauts is high
Hey! We DID pay for the engines!!! Years after the cold war we paid for all 40 engines. We had thousands of copies though...
+Андрей Ромашов He was just making a joke :) He does it to every nation.
Henry McDaniel I know i was joking too:D
+Андрей Ромашов *slavic squatting*
At least you guys payed for it...
Андрей Ромашов didnt pay when you shouldve tho
"playing with my stick quite vigorously" lol.. that what she said
Why would she be playing with "her" stick quite vigorously? hahaha
+John Butler she's genderless
Watch out, chaps! We've got a Canadian in our ranks!
Oh bugger a Canadian!
@@johnbutler7233 because it has batteries and makes as buzzy noise
What a beautiful video if i do say so, a yaktastic display indead
+The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs Shrek is love, Shrek is life
He did not credit you for the title
Just came from your video even though ive been subbed to you both for a while 😂
Wait a minute... I know you!
Communist Propaganda wait a minute I know you aswell
"Dispatch a like via carrier pigeon"
...
"And I shall eat it. Cheerio!"
With 10,000 men being killed a day who's gona miss a pigeon?
Fantastic *Cough* carrier landing there Squire! I must say your repair crew skill must be incredibly high, All your damage simply vanished before you even touched down.
Great vid mate.
MagzTV yes when he was playing with his stick quite vigorously
It's Russian engineering!
MagzTV I
British is now the new bias of Gaijin....
I still have ptsd with trying to kill crusader tanks
You're shitting me right? 5.0 Brits and above are USELESS thanks to the mighty wisdom of Gaijin!
Wellingtons - Now the Best machine for a gentleman's duel!
+FireWarrior2013 Tis only good old fashion banter lad!
+Jayson Walden I hope so, had me worried there.
11:16-11:34 Quite possibly Squire's funniest collection of lines to date.
Nigel thornberry is a good pilot
+Gage Sharber SMASHING!
+Squire Exactly my good sir
+Squire will you be playing a bloody good game aka battlefield 1
could you do some more verdun gameplay pls
Gage Sharber e
How does Squire come up with this stuff? More cannons than Napoleans right flank? Can't make this stuff up
Anthony Vang yep
Me: Sees "1" next to Squire's subscription. *Loads service revolver, shoots monitor six times*. IT'S AS FAULTY AS BASIL FAWLTY'S HOTEL, AN UPLOAD? FROM SQUIRE? IMPOSSIBLE SIR.
What sickens me, is they gave the Russians these jet designs. But when Avro built the Jetliner in Canada. They wanted to use Rolls Royce Avon engines, and said it wasn't going to be certified for civilian use, so they had to use Derwent engines instead. What did De Havilland use in Comet's Mark 2-4? Rolls Royce Avons!
+leftcoaster67 Wow
Forget about the avon, use the Siddley Saphire!
@@psychosculptor wat
Squire! I demand you fly the Sea Fury, or I will disrupt your tea supply!
Thank you for your consideration,
The Fleet Air Arm.
You've parked your car down lunatic drive squire
+Nathan Kline Haha! Bugger!
+Squire You've parked you car in the French Channel,
I miss vids like this where Squire actually plays war thunder instead of doing sketches
Where's Iron Armenian's credit :v
Ominethious Calistian
Squidonian leader exposed, riots in the streets!
*From the Ministry of Squires truth* Halt or be executed for treason
*Someone bring my service revolver!*
JollyShot *Brings and hands Service revolver to Jollyshot*
I fear you have underestimated me... *Loads coffee bean gun*
"& finally the wings, that're sat further back than a British Field Marshall at the Battle of the Somme" - very good. Sub'ed on that.
Oh.. the pun...
*loads service revolver*
:P
+Flash Baggins *LOADS SERVICE REVOLVER FURIOUSLY, YET POLITELY*
You only have handguns? * loads .50 cal machinegun *
+Gammafox5431 loads hand held mig 37mm bludgeon
(continuing from my last comment) on top of M109 tank. then loads main gun.
Roy Shein into a B-29? or...
"The wings, that are sat further back than a British field marshal at the Battle of the Somme" I died
6:35 mmm those clouds. such high quality!!! so gorgeous!
5:45 British bias! The greatest thing in War Thunder!
Great video Squire! I see you have been at the idea notebook again writing fantastic lines with sublime humor and precise confabulation. Good to see your alive as well!
+Ash007 Glad you enjoyed it, Ash! We should catch up at some point, it's been a long time!
Ash Haig made the title joke.
"Further back than a British field marshal at the battle of the Somme." This is why I love Squire.
You're alive
+Warfrae Yeees!
+Squire thank god
Bloody Hell Squire I thought you ended up in a mass grave!
+Squire we missed you squire!!!!
+Squire
So, you didn't CAP the aircraft carrier? Pity, that would have been something epic to tell us grand-kids about, don't you know? :)
It seems the Greek took yet another loan from Germany to reinforce his Vampire with some green.
This was the golden age of Squire
Glory to the Squiredonian Empire! Long Live Squire!!!
btw, please bring back the Air Marshall Hugh Messingbird-Messingbird or something, I forgot his long bloody name but please bring him back! He is a great chap and an important figure of the Squiredonian Empire.
Long Live Squire!
+Panzer Kamper (PanzerKamper769) i agree
Air Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar
Rubbish!! Sir Cecil Hogmanay-Melchard's the man for me.
MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
lets make like Sputnik and blast ourselves into the BLOODY Stratosphere!!- Squire 2016
A video from Squire? What is this madness?
+Spit_flyer lel
+Cozzer ;)
+Spit_flyer ikr
+Spit_flyer Leave the sarcasm to me, buster!
;)
+Squire Please get some rest breath when speaking lol
Legendary. This video should be preserved in the British museum
Absolutely
"Fix bayonets and Fire!!" Only a true Squidonian uses bayonets for ammo
Yeesss. Close to bayonet range, affix bayonets. FIRE
Finally a splendid new episode !!!
+Spooder Yeees!
‘As high as a Dutch astronaut.’ I come for the gameplay but stay for the quips. Yeeeassss.
*sips VODKA aggressively
”we’re currently as high as a Dutch astronaut” had me “cracked” up 😂😂
Your humour is just perfect for my taste, I really wish you'd make videos more regularly.
my new favourite quote from squire "has more cannons than napoleons right flank"
Bloody Nora, an upload from Squire? Jeeves, did you put LSD in my tea again?
Yessssssss, the hit marker noise when you shoot at the vampire. Memetastic.
Your videos are hilarious xD
Brother?
DAS FUHER HAST SPOKEN
fancy running into you here...
GERMAN SPIES! Get out of this video, you sauerkraut-sucking swine! Or I'll fight you myself!
*Loads service revolver*
Dutch astronaut? WTF?
Lekker wiet roke jonguh
Ja man
Hollanders rise!!!
those crazy bastards are high as shit! parked up on the dark side of the moon, you see.
In all seriousness, at least several Dutch have flown into space on the Space Shuttle and maybe Soyuz
Yees! Finally! Top work so far, sir :D
+ChickenNulty Yeeess! Cheers matey!
+Squire we want to see the Air Marshall again
+Saptorshi Khan EVERYONE VOTE FOR THAT! ^
We expect a video on the Wyvern... *whispers* word on the streets is that it comes complete with a tea kettle and a 437-page booklet on how to make jolly good biscuits, the only downside is the batteries for the kettle aren't included. Yeeeeesss Yeeeeesss
It's been in production for a bloody long time, but it was a damned fine episode! Well done!
+FooWasHere It takes time to land Mig on a carrier :D
+Ran Kavik I can attest to that. Yes, yes it does.
+Ran Kavik Ah, I understand. Well, and I suppose they had to repair the carriers between retakes.
Did Squire's voice crack at 12:30 XD
+Cpt. Pandy Twas deliberate ;)
+Squire RAther nasty dents!
i fucking love this guy. also he lives in the same island as I do
+Joseph Dutton Maybe I'll bump into you at some point!
@Beth Williams the small one where we drink tea
This was truly a glorious piece of entertainment
Epic video! YESSSSSSSS, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
+Roy Shein Yeeees!
The bayonet is a great idea that must come to fruition.
(14:07) Never mind Never mind, I am an ace war thunder pilot. I shall make corrections, About a bit to the right and glide it in, here we go glide it in. Glide it in. *Coughs* / Deeply in water.
+FC3STORMENTOR American propaganda! no such thing happened or ever would, for not only did we have an ace pilot, but Mig-17s are made of Sovietanium, which has been scientifically proven to be the most bouyant material known to man, and therefore a Mig-17 can land on water anytime it wants.
+233Deadman a recent uncovering of American Sekrit Dokumints said that MiG-17 is of the best and stronkest tenk in the world
+233Deadman I thought it had Stalinium!
Stalinium is extremely stronk, but is also rare element only found in deepest Siberia, and was diverted to glorious space program and the building of statue of glorious leader. Sovietanium just as stronk, almost as light, and extremely bouyant, and also far easy to get.
233Deadman lel 😂😂
"Turned like a sausage, passed its sell-by date" oh my goodness lol
Yesss yesss yesss another video chaps
+Cal Ellis Yeeees
that is a snake yes
That weird levery thing is for the gyro sight that it used, it's not modeled in war thunder. It's to set the enemies wingspan. You probably knew that though
There should be like other nationality Squire versions like.Russian Squire, German Squire, British Squire, Japanese Squire, American squire.
Oh yes. German Squire is very needed. Maybe he will help create Fegeleinium, a metal able to defeat Stalinium?
+Cory Branch Lol!
Brilliant maneuvering, had a good laugh watching the video.
"FOR THE SQIREDONIAN EMPIRE!"
"F2H relies mostly on continental shift" haha this is why I'm subscribed
+Morbid Desire Haha! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
You know some people just don't understand puns. It's like these joke seems to just fly over their heads.
Brilliant tactic using the recoil of your cannons to slow the mig down 🤣
does the vampire run on Earl Grey?
Squire! we missed you!! :D Im so happy you released a new video!
Will you be plays Battlefield 1 Squire?
Shh aboot das grammer
No eh Im canadian so it's aboot right
Let's hope not.
+nathaniel desjarlais Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
+Squire yayayayayayayayayayayayayyaya
Sometimes Squires voice makes me annoyed, but they amount of energy and fun he makes the commentary makes it so easy to watch
WHERE IS THE IRON ARMENIAN CREDIT?!
Aceofpiolts GamingYT
RIOT
*Someone bring my service revolver!*
Komrades, grab the Vodka. We’re driving the T-34s to Squire’s house if he doesn’t give the credit soon.
For those of you who come back here in 2 weeks time to ask where squire is, he is merely hibernating. Yeeeeeessss the beloved creature that is squire, requires much rest after the top notch editing that he provides us with. He will be back, never fear.
+PawnedStaR Haha! Yeeeess!
Nice video Squire as always but please can someone different start doing top 5 epic plays? Your TOP 5 is good I like your editing etc but like I said top 5 is rare now. For example PhlyDaily always did atleast 1 top 5 per month but you did last top 5 maybe.... 5 months ago. That´s why someone different should do it. No offense
#SorryForBadEnglish
hi (sorry for bad american)
I think the Gaijins Thunder Show has taken over from the top 5 for this reason
+Leon Yeah, I had a big talk with a few of the Gaijin guys and they asked me what I wanted to do. I said I'd probably drop it, in favour of something else later down the line, because of how irregular it was. I have a severe problem regarding the release of content that doesn't meet my own standards, which held back the release of many Top5's. I was meant to release a tea time a few weeks back explaining this, but alas I had stuff on my plate. Question is, what do I replace Top5 with? Gaijin have asked if I want to run a series with them.
+Squire A actual historical series backed by Gaijin would be amazing with you and Magz, covering aces and development of aircraft, like Magz Anzac day video. Sure it would take a lot of effort but it'd be good
Nothing like watching a squire video and sipping some tea and watching you park your car on lunatic drive.
the only thing that would make it faster....paint it red
+Bailey Farmer Every Ork know: Dä red ones go fasta.
and abit more dakka would be nice XD
Bailey Farmer I see a red plane and I want it painted black
Daniel Cooke hey a rolling stone reference
The jet Yaks actually used Jumos that were used in the 262s while the BMWs in the the He 162 were used in the Mig 9.
+Marshal Beard Correct! Something I learnt soon after making the video, haha! This is why I need my own historical-accuracy department.
Oh I wish that there was an app for IOS Free Golden Eagles. YESSS
+Christian Torres me too, but i got it on my windows PC with this thing called Blue Stacks thats a android emulator
Ah yes I had not enjoyed a cup of tea in a while, this spectacular upload should make a good opportunity to break out the old teacup.
+FlufflzGaming Have one on me!
No crash YES YES YES
+AdrianGaming Romania Yeeess yeess
i saw thek/d ratio
I was just thinking that Squire had not made a video in quite a while. Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that he is a mind reader and uploaded a video today. Good show!
Strange, when Squire was planning his landing plan he had 3 rounds left in his cannons and MG, but when he carried out his dastardly plan of landing on the aircraft carrier "for the first time" he actually slowed his plane down with more than 3 rounds. Is this a coincidence? NO SIR.
Yeeeeeessssss
+محمد العراقي Yeeees
+Squire Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Bloody hell Squire your video's are turning out more propper every week :D. Slick edditing sah.
That landing was as brilliant as a P-47 turnfighting a Zero! Amazing work Squire!
OK... No wonder my pigeons never come back. I'll send something less tasty this time.
Mig-9,15,17 have 2 types of kills first are normal ones. Those are with 23mms. And there are those with 37mm which are mignificent.
Is this live recording?! You're so well spoken with all the witty snarks. If it is bravo to you sir you have a real talent :)
+Bot Geoff I go into recordings with a few jokes lined up, I assure you. Thanks for the nice comment though matey!
Somehow that Vampire didn’t die, England stronk 💪
Uk*
WarThunder flying tip if you get some one on your 6 bring them close then chop power. deploy flaps. pull up. pull back down. then shoot.......
And chop power. deploy flaps.
nose up slightly. then kick hard left rudder. then shoot
i literally liked the video when you said "as far back as a british field general at the somme"
+Nawa Khailany I'm glad you enjoyed it!
This is the best Content that i saw on YT. Squire you're awesome!
12:10 jack jones reference 😆
The commentary is golden
11:45 the moment squire nearly gets killed by the Attacker xD
A jet powered washing machine; still more maneuverable than the Twin Mustang.
+Xanthous Hahaha!
Im british and i did not think accents could be so strong, well done mate
"It's got more cannons than Napoleons right flank!"
*Rather!"*
Squire!!!!! Have you forgotten, vampires can only be killed by stakes and golden bullets?!!!! Cmon chap, they don't die to krumpets or saur kraut!
'Higher than a Dutch astronaut' bloody hell Squire that's amazing
How In the name of Greek buggery are you supposed to hit an aircraft that maneuvers like a politician on roller skates!
Boy did that rudder get fixed quickly.
The first video for squire to not play with something british
Honestly, I would turn off a video and just enjoy the voice over. Well done!
I am having the heartiest of laugh watching these wonder-moving pictures of yours.