8:06 -Sir, we need to dispose of these bombs if we are to land! -Alright then, see that farmhouse? -Yeah what about it? -It's a coffee plantation... -Enough said!
Im surprised how manoeuvrable a plane the size of wales happens to be. So big it could fit the entirety of the population of Wales as well. Even their sheep could fit in!
Thanks Squire because of you my English skills and British accent improved a lot and on the other hand my options to swear like a real brit is improved as well thanks for that :)
Someone needs to make a soundboard of Squire. I really want to play " Next bloody film! Ahem. Arse!" when watching documentaries in school. They don't even show us films on the glorius Squidonian Empire! Bugger that!
You know in Vietnam the VC knew American radio channels and how to copy American voices to call American artillery on American tanks..... squire have you been in touch with them?. cause i presume that's the only way you go Magz and orange to say what they said.
Your remark about the Sunderland being a famous "bomber hunter" does have a bit of truth of it actually. Part of why it had those fixed forward-firing MGs was to allow it to engage Fw-200s, aka "The Scourge of the Atlantic", over the ocean, as the proper fighters of the time lacked the range to engage German patrol aircraft themselves (which led to the creation of the "Hurricat" catapult fighter as a stopgap until a sufficient number of escort carriers could be deployed). The Germans later thought of a similar idea using retrofitted He-177 heavy bombers to shoot down B-17s and B-24s being ferried across the Atlantic from the US to the UK, which had been stripped of all defensive armament in order to give them the necessary range to make the trip.
I swear to God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the Squidonian empire and people, Squire Flyer, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.
Bravo Squire! that was one of your best videos! nice little touch with Magz and Orange. I'll be sure to sail my Short Sunderland to a paint shop on water to get that moustache on my boat, all hail the Squidonia Empire!
As my friends from Uganda have told me: You aw naht de queen. Furthermore they instructed me to fling my saliva violently at you, which I, as a Gentleman, refused of course.
I just started playing war thunder on Friday and I've been watching Squire's old war thunder videos and they're just great. His skits are some of the best things ever truly hillarious!
Sqire, where do I get my tickets on a flight around the 'new world' on board your TOTALLY safe sunderland? You've got me itching to know old chap! One question about it, any tea or crumpets on board? Otherwise I may not come...
hilarious ! the best thing iv'e seen on youtube in a long while. this guy needs to be on prime time television ! how come SQUIRE is not a house hold term ? like, " go get SQUIRED ", or " go SQUIRE yourself ". this guy is awesome, i'm still laughing !
Amazing vid. The way you said bllllow up just cracked me up. And well it is official now, squire is the best pilot. even the aussies say it. Best vid to date.
Hello we are flying the Sunderland yeeeessss so we have the wright brothers first airplane oh no we are in danga yeeeeeess. Oh no now we have a bird on our tail YESSSSS those birds are more miniver able then my right hand yeees. Notice any paturn?
Squire: "In order to facilitate a gun facing downwards, you'd have to cut a machine gun sized hole in the floor, and in doing so you'd compromise the buoyancy of the craft, and therefore reducing the combat effectiveness as a ship all together". Me: Wow, Squire, you're commentary has dropped all of its banter and become far more educational! I like it. Squire: "Therefore putting the balance in the power at risk, therefore losing the war!" Me: And we're back...bollocks
Squire only uploads when there is an R in the month except when there isn't. Terry Thomas lives. The dear old Sunders ended up with 18 .303 pop guns and there was a trap door in the lower rear fuselage aft of the planeing serface for
... for a single gun for shooting at sneaky attacks from the rear by depraved German attackers. Public school pays off again. (50 cals are just not sporting)
Squire, the Sutherland is truly a Gentleman's aircraft. It doesn't utilize such dirty tactics as stealth or maneuverability. No! It gives the enemy a chance to get some damage in before their inevitable demise. I gave the Sutherland a "Yessss" out of Yesssss
For the honor of Squidonia, I have been grinding and spading all griffon spits and made quite a score with the Mk 22 to my statcard. I really have fallen in love with it.
A fact about the Sunderland. In Pembroke Dock (Wales) There is a Sunderland underwater which intends on being salvaged. Not sure when, not sure if they ever will but I hope they do.
We all went marching home, good choice of background music...very good background while shooting down the Germans! The Sunderland however, not got for dogfighting.
hey squire here's timm from Germany your channel was just recommended to me so I take a look and i must admit it is great! so keep it up and i hope you will gain many more subscribers
As soon as I saw one of your vids, I instantly subbed. I tend to prefer British humour over American humour, really. Or, for that matter, the rest of the world's humour. Good 'ol British comedy. Another American viewer for you, good sir! Your gameplay videos are quite exquisite. Quite entertaining, I must say.
what a jolly good adventure, sir! i should like to say that you must be drinking tea, brrrrrritsh tea, of course, to performance a roll with the Sunderland, cheerio!
As a proud member of the S RAF (Squidonian Royal AirForce) I can say with my best mechanical thoughts that the Sunderland is the perfect bomberhunter, it would not be my first choice but it definitely is very capable of bomber hunting. With the .303 Thea leafblowers you will be able to take down every aircraft, To confirm that I am a Squidonian Engineer a very appropriate Yess will follow Here it is Yeeeeeessssssss.
8:06
-Sir, we need to dispose of these bombs if we are to land!
-Alright then, see that farmhouse?
-Yeah what about it?
-It's a coffee plantation...
-Enough said!
Ignacio Arrieta
I died. 😂
The most bbbritish thing we ever said
"Out of the frying pan,and Into the fire, straight into a forest... That's not going to calm things down. Oh dear."
Best line I've heard in a while.
+KnightofDark Gaming Hahaha!
+Squire Oh wow, I didn't actually expect you to reply on my comment.
+KnightofDark Gaming only after a cup of tea. nyeeess
Someone send help! he's making me drink tea! *HE'S MAKING ME DRINK TEA!!!*
+MagzTV Bundy rum..... SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME BUNDY RUM!!! QUIIICCCKKKK!!!!!!!
+aeroangrymoose or some Vegemite flavored beer
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee for all australians
+MagzTV Poor you, that treatment is positively inhumane, none should suffer through that.
So carry on. xD
I wonder how many medals the crew of a real-life Sunderland would get if they pulled the stunt at 12:05......
They'd be kicked out of the Royal Air Force for lying about their aircraft manoeuvrability :P
Their may be gonna get a court martial or dishonourable discharge
*Cough* Shameless Empire promotion *Cough*
facebook.com/squireflyer
live.warthunder.com/post/402899/en/
twitter.com/SquireFlyer
Yeees, there is no shame in specifically 'Shameless Self Promotion'.
+Dominic Peakman Yeeeess
+ARandomGuy XBOX For a second i thoght your photo was a mustache lol
+Squire May I suggest selling mugs and decals of various sizes on your Squire store?
+Squire Of course your first video in a month, would be on the Queen's birthday.
"Yeeeeessss" In a low menacing tone despite having the high pitched voice of an aristocrat. -Squire
Joseph Stalin did you copy me
Yee
Forgot Trotsky vs Stalin we’ve got a Stalin vs Stalin thing about to go down
finally a Squire video, prepare the tea and the biscuit ! For the Squidonian Empire !
+nicolas44991 Yeeees!
+Squire excellent video old chap thought how did you convince Orange and Magz that say that ? was it with the help of the Squidonian politic police ?
+nicolas44991 Huzzah!
Will Mac and cheese do
I've been longing for a British man to arouse me with his voice, it's been too long
+MikeGoesBoom You sexy beast, you.
***** Hey, that's my ™ you beautiful tea-sipping disaster.
MikeGoesBoom try Scott manly mate that'll do ya good
You always post arousing comments on Squire videos, just come out you two.
Yo wtf
Im surprised how manoeuvrable a plane the size of wales happens to be. So big it could fit the entirety of the population of Wales as well. Even their sheep could fit in!
As well as an actual whale on top of that.
@@Derpy-qg9hn I disagree. Wellington is the real whale.
Ok the reason why you can't drill a machine gun is if you do it would comprises the cabin leavening it depresreise plus killing everyone in the plane
@@terracroft2239 uh...what? Did u reply to the wrong comment feed?
@@bravomike4734 nope just giving you a fact
"NEXT BLOODY FILM, THANK YOU.. ASS!" i died xD
I had a nightmare , I thought I saw a floating orange and a kangaroo speak. some one pass me the tea
No dude, You need coffee 24/7
Cerbanstudios blasphemy
+Cerbanstudios Get me the service revolver!
Boris Victoria Execute him for war crimes.
The War Thunder region of UA-cam land is a strange one.
I'm new to this channel, could it be that this guy likes saying yes?
+HellFreeZ3r Yeeeess
+Squire Well bugger me with a fish fork!
+David Dolny Yeeeesss I'm getting used to it, and he's just so funny especially the Matilda and Crusader videos
Yeeeessssss yes yes yes yeno NO NO NOOO !!!! YOU OVERWEIGHT PIECE OF FECKING JUNK !
yeees
I died when Orange and Magz made their "cameos," you all are the only WT youtubers I care to watch
+Otero I would recommend mike goes boom
+Otero And Henry is Fine (previously known as Digital Digging) =)
I recommend to you
'gagida'
I SUCK AT FLYING AIRCRAFTS XD
"he's really oiled up" Hmmm okay boys. and then "a stripped out lubricated spitfire" something tells me you enjoyed your holiday too much ...
saw the intro: subbed
+Petrik Stur Welcome aboard, matey!
***** Thank you! :)
+Petrik Stur Good day chap! Welcome to the Squidonian EMPIRE!!!!
I´ll be your guide.
+TalkingG This is outrageous! Sir, I am the assigned guide here. This blasphemy has to stop right now! Shame on you good sir, shame. on. you.
Pablo Schoots WHAT? No one ever told me about that? Then I´ll apologies and let you take that honor...
Thanks Squire because of you my English skills and British accent improved a lot and on the other hand my options to swear like a real brit is improved as well thanks for that :)
I don't even watch WarThunder videos, but my god this mans accent is sexy AF.
I approve!
love your content
When is the next world of lolz?
Someone needs to make a soundboard of Squire. I really want to play " Next bloody film! Ahem. Arse!" when watching documentaries in school. They don't even show us films on the glorius Squidonian Empire! Bugger that!
Yaaaay! New video! The only thing that could possibly make me even happier would be one of your yes.
+Nelson Chike Yeeeees
+Squire good video.👍 yes👍
Sometimes u insult the german planes for bad build quality but now you are giving compliments, u are like an Italian. Yeeeeeessssss
Cat Slave good sir, it's code 15 of the British unbiased handbook, don't make the enemy think there are bloody useless, it's not fair
999,999 views wooosh
That's not a woosh in the slightest
You know in Vietnam the VC knew American radio channels and how to copy American voices to call American artillery on American tanks..... squire have you been in touch with them?. cause i presume that's the only way you go Magz and orange to say what they said.
Your remark about the Sunderland being a famous "bomber hunter" does have a bit of truth of it actually. Part of why it had those fixed forward-firing MGs was to allow it to engage Fw-200s, aka "The Scourge of the Atlantic", over the ocean, as the proper fighters of the time lacked the range to engage German patrol aircraft themselves (which led to the creation of the "Hurricat" catapult fighter as a stopgap until a sufficient number of escort carriers could be deployed).
The Germans later thought of a similar idea using retrofitted He-177 heavy bombers to shoot down B-17s and B-24s being ferried across the Atlantic from the US to the UK, which had been stripped of all defensive armament in order to give them the necessary range to make the trip.
Z3r0_ a sunderland also once gave 8 ( yes EIGHT) JU88s the chop over the bay of biscay while hunting uboats.
this video goes well with coffee
Mmmmm yeeees......
How dare you sir! The consumption or trafficking of coffee is punishable by death in the state of Squidonia!
(watch some tea time with squire...)
+Slick Plays yep thannks
The national drink of choice of squidonia is British tea Ole chap. :)
+Slick Plays i love your vids
**Ahem** *NEXT. BLOODY. FILM. THANK YOU! ASS!!! GOLLY IS THERE NO WHERE IT CANNOT GO!*
HE'S ALIVE!
+Evan77 Yeeees
+Squire battle fild 1 is in ww1 its going to be better then verdun
i dont think so
+THE GREAT GAMING BRIT lol like that is true
This is one of your best videos yet, they just keep getting better and better!
yees, yeees, yeeeees
I swear to God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the Squidonian empire and people, Squire Flyer, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.
HELL TO THE YEAH, a squire video!!! I have been waiting for weeks.
Stop selling skins and bring back Air Marshall Long-funny-name, dear sir!
+Александр Воробьёв You mean Sir Chief Air Marshal (...) messingbird~ on bar
Hughmassingbirdmassingbird will be forever missed by loyal subscribers
Who did the voice?
+mo101epic Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar.
"Jumped up Fiat 500's"
I cant help but laugh.
Because it's true.
Bravo Squire! that was one of your best videos! nice little touch with Magz and Orange. I'll be sure to sail my Short Sunderland to a paint shop on water to get that moustache on my boat, all hail the Squidonia Empire!
Squire, your upload schedule is too infrequent. the queen does not like this!
Bugger the queen
I believe Prince Phillip has probably done that already, he is a Greek after all, they invented it
As my friends from Uganda have told me:
You aw naht de queen.
Furthermore they instructed me to fling my saliva violently at you, which I, as a Gentleman, refused of course.
Good thing there were no Americans about to see him leak all that oil.
Jolly happy to see you return. I was afraid for a moment that Squidonia got embargoed.
Squire we had the boarding planks ready and the swords grinded why did we shoot him with the MGs, it was a lot less effective
OMG!! your English humor is hilarious! I can't stop laughing! XDDDDD
People see the Sunderland as big and clumsy but I've out flown Spitfires in that beauty.
I haven't heard narration this dank since Marlon Webb
Even before the skits this Chanel had a lot of that British charm
I just started playing war thunder on Friday and I've been watching Squire's old war thunder videos and they're just great. His skits are some of the best things ever truly hillarious!
Sqire, where do I get my tickets on a flight around the 'new world' on board your TOTALLY safe sunderland?
You've got me itching to know old chap!
One question about it, any tea or crumpets on board? Otherwise I may not come...
"Vegetable course at the Goering house" -- this entire video was hilarious!
Blimey, you're alive! Good stuff Sir. Pints on me old chap.
I read that comment in your voice Morgan Freeman
This video is the Only reason that i unlocked the Sunderland.
Short Shundlerland. It is as short as a TOG mate.
"They call it a flying boat, I call it a bloody rip off!"
"So, what a great aircraft."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
This was the first video listed when i searched for War Thunder - good work Squire, couldn't be more deserved.
nooooo the squerls
hilarious ! the best thing iv'e seen on youtube in a long while. this guy needs to be on prime time television ! how come SQUIRE is not a house hold term ? like, " go get SQUIRED ", or " go SQUIRE yourself ". this guy is awesome, i'm still laughing !
Hahaha Orange and Magz!
Amazing vid. The way you said bllllow up just cracked me up. And well it is official now, squire is the best pilot. even the aussies say it.
Best vid to date.
Hello we are flying the Sunderland yeeeessss so we have the wright brothers first airplane oh no we are in danga yeeeeeess. Oh no now we have a bird on our tail YESSSSS those birds are more miniver able then my right hand yeees. Notice any paturn?
Yesssss
Yeeeees
Squire: "In order to facilitate a gun facing downwards, you'd have to cut a machine gun sized hole in the floor, and in doing so you'd compromise the buoyancy of the craft, and therefore reducing the combat effectiveness as a ship all together".
Me: Wow, Squire, you're commentary has dropped all of its banter and become far more educational! I like it.
Squire: "Therefore putting the balance in the power at risk, therefore losing the war!"
Me: And we're back...bollocks
Ohhhhh he's smoking
Yesssssssssssssssssssss.
dude probably the most entertaining warthunder vids around... always a laugh and thanks for the shout out.
+Ausskip87 Cheers matey, means a lot!
yessssssss its here!!
HAHAHAHA The Italian attacking the bridge xD How Italy joined the allies later lol
10:35
Hang on. The _Catalina_ has a downward-facing gun . . .
Door. ... That doest close when landing. Gg
+Jonathan Hughes Its so cool how british bombers can literally be used as heavy fighters for some reason.
Exactly
Squire only uploads when there is an R in the month except when there isn't. Terry Thomas lives. The dear old Sunders ended up with 18 .303 pop guns and there was a trap door in the lower rear fuselage aft of the planeing serface for
... for a single gun for shooting at sneaky attacks from the rear by depraved German attackers. Public school pays off again. (50 cals are just not sporting)
Squire! Your queen turned 90 today, how do you feel about that?
Squire, the Sutherland is truly a Gentleman's aircraft. It doesn't utilize such dirty tactics as stealth or maneuverability. No! It gives the enemy a chance to get some damage in before their inevitable demise. I gave the Sutherland a "Yessss" out of Yesssss
YEEEEES!™
Friggin' hilarious.... haven't laughed this much in a long time. Good on ya mate!
ammm YESSS
Did that landing better than all of my Sunderland landings combined
FIRST!! wait wut...
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
the "yes" every other word is bloody annoying. Aside from that, good video.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE "Yeeeesss" ?!!
hey u should make a drinking game lol
everytime he says yes u take a shot
brother...you are actually very amusing. Good job
Haven't been posting in a while. Great vid! Glad you're still posting chap!
Ah, the Sunderland! Squidonia's fierce dreadnought and the crown jewel of our Glorious Leader.
I love your videos !
Thomas(a friend of mine): huh, an f18. Neato.
Squire: A 109! A 109: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Can you imagine the amount of Tea and Crumpets you can pack on that thing! It could run a SQUIDONIA ARMY FOR MONTHS! TALLY HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeeees, a truly amazing video old chap! What do you say we enjoy some tea while watching chaps!
"Blockade him from landing and starve him to death" Subbing XD
+DARKHOUND Yeeess!
Welcome aboard!
Really authentic animation. Your attention to detail is remarkable. Well done.
Love it lol I want to see u do a tiger two video
For the honor of Squidonia, I have been grinding and spading all griffon spits and made quite a score with the Mk 22 to my statcard. I really have fallen in love with it.
A fact about the Sunderland. In Pembroke Dock (Wales) There is a Sunderland underwater which intends on being salvaged. Not sure when, not sure if they ever will but I hope they do.
+Glyn Davies And I forgot to mention, I own some broken components from a Sunderland. Pretty sure one piece is from a piston.
finally someone else who pulls outrageous manoeuvres on a Sunderland
We all went marching home, good choice of background music...very good background while shooting down the Germans!
The Sunderland however, not got for dogfighting.
Although I don't play this game anymore, these videos still give me a good laugh!
This video has been in my recommended for a week and decided to check it out and this commentary is fucking hilarious.
hey squire here's timm from Germany your channel was just recommended to me so I take a look and i must admit it is great! so keep it up and i hope you will gain many more subscribers
Oh hot damn! Its a Squire video! Good seeing you around chap
great that you're back, i missed our great emperor
As soon as I saw one of your vids, I instantly subbed. I tend to prefer British humour over American humour, really. Or, for that matter, the rest of the world's humour. Good 'ol British comedy. Another American viewer for you, good sir! Your gameplay videos are quite exquisite. Quite entertaining, I must say.
Mate,i love watching these videos while i wait for the Challenger 1 unbiased review.
what a jolly good adventure, sir! i should like to say that you must be drinking tea, brrrrrritsh tea, of course, to performance a roll with the Sunderland, cheerio!
I could watch Squire fly all day. YEEEEEEES!
The Flying Porcupine. Ahhhhh, what a lovely target for rockets. They disintegrate wonderfully. :) But they are fun to fly.
Is that a meteor in his reasearch collen, that is a Sunderland! It is far suppurior to the meteor
Cunning move there Sir Squire the Filer in making the damaged skin the same as non damaged skin, therefore making the Boat truly invulnerable. ;)
Glad you are back. Don't stay away for so long again. :)
HAHA this is awesome, love the comedy, and ur skill. First video i've seen from this channel and already subbed
+Naughty Avacado Yeees! Welcome aboard matey!
14:00 -- Gotta admit, I haven't flown the Short Sunderland but it wasn't hard to tell you would auger her in with that victory roll.
As a proud member of the S RAF (Squidonian Royal AirForce) I can say with my best mechanical thoughts that the Sunderland is the perfect bomberhunter, it would not be my first choice but it definitely is very capable of bomber hunting.
With the .303 Thea leafblowers you will be able to take down every aircraft,
To confirm that I am a Squidonian Engineer a very appropriate Yess will follow
Here it is
Yeeeeeessssssss.
Long live Lord Squire of the squiredonian empire