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I did a voice cameo and yet you made the Brandon Herrera joke. In response, I have created a program that will use bot accounts to watch this video thousands of times but for only 3 seconds each, destroying your algorithm optimization. L+Ratio+Divine Link Severed+Mortis
I love how Pyro went all the way to Finland to interview Ville to probably get some meaningful answers but instead just got “I don’t know its just some bullshit i came up with” just love it 😂
honestly the way this game is made trying to think about your decisions will make you insane, so just go "wall texture? I got this image of a blue gradiant, that'll work"
@@Pietreszcz long story short Hbomber releases huge video on plagiarism (I recommend it, it's really good as is his whole video catalogue) discussing it and exposing MULTIPLE UA-camrs for having plagiarised other peoples work with sections of the video being dedicated to different UA-camrs instances of plagiarism, historian is one of those UA-camrs he discussed and with the damming evidence revealed historians credibility has (rightfully, plagiarism is not something anyone should do professionally) taken a massive hit as a result.
It's funny how pyro describes how genius and well tought out everything in the game is and then when he asks the dev why he did what he's just like "idk ehhh looked nice"
its like english teachers making us write essays about the book when the author just wrote a random story that wasn't supposed to be taken so seriously
So what inspired the genius of Bram Stoker's Dracula and Frankenstein to tell such a bold new theme in such a great way. "Meh we just joined some writing contest and made something"
Ville is one of my favorite types of artists: the type that has thousands trying to interpret the mindbreaking truth to his art, but when you ask him directly, he answers back in the thickest Finnish accent "It looked weird and I thought it was cool, so I put it in the game."
reminds me of Wim T Schippers, the dutch voice of Elmo, who makes crazy art like an installation that was just peanut butter on the floor and when you ask him about he says 'it's peanut butter on the floor. I thought it would be fun'
@@CozyBanana reminds me of Tomislav Jagnjic, a guy who makes fantasy art with huge monsters and this whole enchanted mystical forest with so many little details type of art that he just names a picture of a huge monster i nthis forest "bro, this my crib"
2:58:51 Freak isn't a random encounter. He always spawns on Hope eradicated, it's just a coincidence because there is a really really small chance a hope eradicated enemy can spawn in ANY level.
I like how Pyrocynical explains how there's a method to the madness of Cruelty Squad's art style, and how it's not actually random, but like a minute later during the interview, Ville himself calls it "A bunch of different shit that's not really related at all".
Ville was talking about what influenced his style when he said "a bunch of different shit thats not really related at all." his style is the amalgamation of various contrasting influences into one unholy one. there is, at the very least, a consistent tone to the madness. ville dislikes deep analysis of his work and i would agree his work is more of an expression of this subconcious melting pot of cynical hatred that comes from all sorts of places, slowly building up over the years, (much like how his style was formed). its a deep resentment with the way of things, the utter dissonance between people and systems, how they work, and how they are claimed to work. there is a general meaning in his work, the resentment within is universal in a way that other more disingenious people attach their own biases to.
I love every time it cuts to Pyro interviewing Ville about the meaning behind various things, Ville's just like "Man I don't fucking know, you think I planned this shit out?"
I feel like he doesn’t wanna reveal to much about the game, that he wants the meaning of it too stay not only vague but too be interpreted in different ways. In my opinion the game is just trying to show that no matter what we do we will also be human. Nothing more or nothing less and that without death and suffering life can feel meaningless, even to the point were people wish for death just too be rid of the stale and miserable life they lived. I also think it kinda makes fun of the real world on how we’re always trying to find ways to live longer. To the point that we put our bodies back together with metal and weird meat. Like with unlimited money you can become immortal in the cruelty squad world. Maybe thousands of years in the future we will end up like some of these characters, bored of or never ending lives to the point we do whatever is possible to just feel some sort of happiness, that or we wish for death. Its really amazing how deep this game goes and the amount if conclusions you can come up with to try and understand the meaning of it.
Whole point of the story is a melding between Bataille, Land, Gnosticism, and Delueze. He took a rhizomatic approach to game design, took current tech fueled right-wing twitter style subculture aspects, accelerated tech bro capitalism to it’s final form, and then presented it with those Bataille quotes at the end as a statement of energy and the accursed share. Catastrophic waste…etc, coupled with the gnostic aspects. The archon’s, etc
I love how much meaning everyone puts into every pixel of this game and then the creator just says “oh, I just did it. I didn’t think about it to much.”
There is anecdote I read a long time ago: A film crew member was attending a filmmaker school or something and they watched an excerpt from a movie, it showed a girl in red shoes running across the field and the teacher was making a point about girl's shoes, saying that "Color red represents her running as if the ground itself under her is on fire" or something along those lines. But the guy attending to the lesson was in fact present when that scene was made and he remembers that the Director was raising hell on set, because he didn't like those shoes and for some reason those were the only ones available.
My fucking favorite part is how you can tell that even *he* doesn't really seem to know what he's gone and made. Something is truly amazing at work when *_the literal creator of the game_* doesn't fully know what he's created.
@ScripFing left accelerationist, I think. Either that, or he's just a normal leftist who's read a lot of accelerationist philosophy and likes to make fun of figures like nick land or moldbug.
I love how Pyro turned into from Leafy clone to "creating-a-long-ass-obscure-video-game video essayists" traveling around the world to interview the game developer(s). It's a character development 💪
@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN idk i mean he has changed as in he doesn't make youtube videos anymore which is good because his content was pretty shit, of course that was a different time but i tried to go back and watch his old content and it made me want to die. sometimes he streams now and i like to pop in every once in a while for that but i wouldn't say he hasn't changed or matured, just that he didn't in the same way pyro did.
I love how Pyro is explaining the world building and lore in incredible detail but then he'll cut to him asking the creator of the game asking him why he did something and he'll just be like "idk just wanted to do some silly bs" lol
i feel like the hallmark of a really great artist is an unwillingness to explain exactly what their art means, its very clear that ville put a lot of time and effort into every part of the game so i think his aloof attitude is more of a disinterest in explaining himself than an actual lack of meaning
@@SirDerpasaurus probably he's also not too good with English, therefore can't explain some things properly and gives shorter, simplier answers. But for the most part I believe that some features were actually random and just for fun, which suits Cruelty Squad's aesthetics kek
I’m baffled that pyro didn’t take the opportunity to make even more fart jokes. The fact he can even mention a toilet without getting bricked up is truly incredible. Stay strong Pyro
Pyro does make some really good quality content, one thing is being a youtuber that posts slop (pyro) and another thing is a youtuber who takes passion into what he makes (still pyro), nevertheless, actually an incredible G
I would like to think “freak” is something similar to a cyberpsycho from the cyberpunk universe. Basically, someone who’s so utterly chock-full of high-tech implants that it drives them insane, making them extremely dangerous adversaries who can use their implants far past their normal limits
I like how the dev's responses online when asked about the game are very cynical and abrasive but when Pyro's asking him he's just like "idk it was a bit of a goof, just having some fun"
I fucking love Kallio. "Yeah, I actually didn't test it, how hard it is to get the gun." "Yeah, I didn't test how hard it was to catch that fish." "I don't really know the explanation of this level, I just kind of put it there." It's like he just yeets these ideas into the game and lets it all pile up and fester into what it is now. It's so perfect for this game's setting and chaotic nature.
I can see why this video took so long to get out: between the MASSIVE amount of people voicing in this, the fact that Pyro actually interviewed Ville (who looks like a bizarro version of Pyro strangely enough), and just the insane deep dive into the game like with any Pyro video, the sheer amount of effort is insane. Another masterpiece from the slop master himself!
isnt it delayed mainly because of rendering issue? we supposed to get this video like early/middle of june,but one of the editor got pc problem so the project got pushed back
It's funny to me how almost no-one in the comment section is talking about the massive amount of different youtubers voicing npc lines in this video. Tis' rather cool
I thought some of it had to be AI generated at first when hearing like 3 people in a row I knew then the deliveries just kept making damn sense and this cameo list is 11/10. Also of course Wendigoon would be the self-aware NPC.
@@FYGUnkleUrple yeah, I agree at first it definitely seemed like AI generated voices which I'm pretty sure some might have been. However like you say, the deliveries of the lines gave it away in the end.
Pyro the only UA-camr that gets anyone on the site to voice each NPC instead of having Gianni Matragrano and his split personalities do all the job, quite refreshing honestly.
Only Pyro could make me sit through a 4 hour long video about a feverdream disguised as a game. Thinking about playing it now. Thanks for the recommendation Pyro
hey i was wondering, would it be okay to watch this video before playing the game?, i just bought the game and i dont wanna get spoiled but i also wanna watch the video ugh
It’s insane that Pyro has managed to make his content the biggest collab vids of all time. It’s like every countries’ rulers and presidents coming together to help Petteri Orpo build a monument for the people of Finland.
Man I was expecting like 2 hours but 4 hours of high-quality analysis with phenomenal editing and jokes with like 30 cameos is a real accomplishment. Kudos to everyone involved.
this is like my last chance of getting an answer for this what's the song played at 2:56? it's been driving me up the wall lately and i can't find any mention of it anywhere
1:20:43 I love how he's holding a flashlight to you as a hostile dark worlder The light hurts him so much he thinks he can use it as a weapon against u 😭 Such a nice detail
@@СеменЧеренков _Maybe_ originally unintended. But it would've been just as easy to have him spawn/drop a flashlight on death as to give him one as his "weapon", if actively using it as a "weapon" wasn't the idea.
Right? People complain about his upload schedule but dude writes thousand page scripts and produces multiple movie length films worth of content for single videos. Guy has mad dedication and talent
The reason they call the appendix the primitive seat of the soul is, because originally when the appendix was discovered. They thought it housed your soul, because they were cutting open a corpse and the appendix was completely empty this is because it drains out when you die.
Hands down, the cruelest thing about cruelty squad is that most players, including veteran players are unable to fully utilize and enjoy every aspect of the game because most of us aren't forklift certified.
@@indalceciowe had forklift drivers that would randomly fall asleep while driving and you wouldn't even notice anything was wrong if the forklift didn't suddenly start going sideways for no apparent reason
Fun fact, the 640x480 resolution joke at 3:40:39, is a reference to lengendary programmer Terry A. Davis. He insisted that his project TempleOS is locked at 640x480 resolution at 16bit colors. He said that god had told him that, he had schizophrenia. RIP
@@V_______ i cant tell if youre joking or not but theres zero voice acting in this game it's all distorted text to speech noises like "agdgadbhadbhahhbadhbahdhgbadbhda"
0:11 - Intro 4:02 - Introduction To Implants 6:32 - The Game’s Look And It’s Creator 11:47 - This Game Is Hard. Just Like Dark Souls 12:12 - A Introduction To Cruelty Squad HQ 12:58 - The Controls 13:58 The Enemy’s A.I 17:23 The U.I 18:50 - The Soundtrack And The Toilet Song 20:03- Talking About Your Fragile And Worthless Life. Also, Difficult Options. 23:37 - The Non-Hostile NPC 24:49 - The Intro Cutscene And The World 25:52 - The NPC Targets 28:34 You Make The World Worse. Just Take A Look At The Stock Market 29:29 Unleashing The Rats 30:37 - A Introduction To The Tier List For Guns, Implants, And Enemies 31:11 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 1- The Starting Weapon 35:49 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 2: The Starting Enemies 36:46 - Who Knew The Foot Was Mightier Than The Sword 37:15 Pharmakokinetiks Part 3: Flesh Rats and The Knifers 38:31 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 4: The Weapons In The Pevel 43:55 - Time To Invest With Organs 45:33 - 47:34 Ad Time 47:35 Paradise Part 1 The Level Design 52:14 - Paradise Part 2 The Implant And The Flower Enemy 54:00- Paradise Part 3 The CEO Target 55:05 - Paradise Part 4: The Dark Catacombs With Zombies, and A torch 57:03 - Darkworld Part 1 The Enemies And BN-99, and NPC’s 1:00:19 Dark World Part 2 The Target 1:02:12 Back To HQ 1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering Part 1 A Introduction To The Mission and Fishing 1:05:56 Sin Space Engineering Part 2 Costumes, Advanced Security, and K&H X20 1:09:25 - Sin Space Engineering Part 3 Talking To Workers And Forklift 1:11:13 - Sin Space Engineering Part 4 A Scared Little Hitman 1:12:22 - Sin Space Engineering Part 5- The Target And His Minato M9 1:13:31 - Talking And Ranking Some Of The Implants 1:18:40 - Going Back To HQ 1:19:09- Androgen Assault Part 1 - The Police Station Layout And Debriefing 1:20:25 - Androgen Assault Part 2 The Flashlight Item 1:21:19 - Androgen Assault Part 3 The Cult Cops And Their Revolver 1:23:30 Androgen Assault Part 4 The Captured NPCs 1:24:14 Androgen Assault Part 5 The Gas Launcher and It’s Floor Trap 1:25:17 - Androgen Assault Part 6 Facing Off Against Psycho SpongeBob, The Cult Leader, Darkipler Turned Into A Monstrous Bouncy Castle, And Pills 1:28:58 - Going Back To HQ Again 1:29:44 Mall Madness Part 1 The Mall Made Out Of Sticks 1:32:33 - Mall Madness Part 2 Necromech and his AMG4 1:34:42- Mall Madness Part 3 The Return Of Our Beloved Flesh Rats And The Arrival Of Life Sensor 1:36:28 - Mall Madness Part 4 Gorbino’s Quest And The AS-15 Shotgun 1:38:21 - Armor Ranking And The Useless Rant 1:41:05 - Mall Madness Part 5 Delicious Treats 1:41:25 - Mall Madness Part 6 The Target And His Profitable Death 1:43:40 - The Rest Of The Purchasable Implants 1:56:53 - Back To HQ For The Fourth Time 1:57:24 - Apartment Atrocity Part 1 The Two Hitmans 1:58:18 - Apartment Atrocity Part 2 The Apartment Layout And The People Who Live In It. 2:02:51 - Sorry That You We’re Accidentally Targeted You. OWO. 2:04:00 - Seaside Shock Part 1 - The Targets, Layout, Enemies, and NPC’s 2:08:06 - Alpine Hospitality Part 1 - Info About The Mission 2:09:46 - Alpine Hospitality Part 2 The Layout And Flamethrower 2:11:20 - Alpine Hospitality Part 3 Shock Troopers and their Stern M17 2:12:34 - Alpine Hospitality Part 4 The Servet Tunnels And The Gollum 2:13:55 - Alpine Hospitality Part 5 The Targets and the Secret Implant In The Level
2:17:43 - Bog Business Part 1 Mission Description And Layout 2:19:14 - Bog Business Part 2 The Two Sniper Rifles 2:21:00 - Bog Business Part 3 The Toxic And The Hazmat Suit Counter 2:23:50 - Bog Business Part 4 Info About The Cult 2:25:15 - Miners Miracle Part 1 - The Level’s Background 2:27:17 - Miners Miracle Part 2 The Target And His Burnout 2:28:05 - Miners Miracle Part 3 About Godhead 2:29:00 - Miner’s Miracle Part 4 Oh! Look Over There! A Poor Person. 2:30:08 - Miner’s Miracle Part 5 The Tragedy Of The Village 2:31:54 - Miners Miracle Part 6 The Mysterious Sniper 2:33:20 - Miners Miracle Part 7What Happening In The Mines 2:35:18 - Miners Miracle Part 8 Fleshman And Their BAG- 82 2:37:16 - Miners Miracle Part 9 The Flesh Pit And The Flower 2:38:47 - Miners Miracle Part 10 The Target 2:39:50 - Casino Catastrophe Part 1 Mission Description And The Layout 2:41:24 - Casino Catastrophe Part 2 Slot Machines And The Worst Gun Ever 2:45:37 - Casino Catastrophe Part 3 The Target And The Enemies 2:47:07 Idiot Party Part 1 Misson Description The Red Boys abd Layout 1/2 2:49:30 - Idiot Party Part 2 The Blue Boys and their gun 2:50:52 - Idiot Party Part 4 The Layout 2/2 and New Flesh Gun 2:53:03 - Idiot Party Part 5 Bouncy Suit 2:53:45 - Idiot Party Part 6 The Green Target And The Janitors 2:55:01 - Neuron Activator Part 1 Misson Desxipton And Club Echo 2:57:54 - Neutron Activator Part 2 Break Into A Bank 2:58:44 - Neutron Activator Part 3 A Secret Fight Against Freak 2:59:33 - Neutron Activator Part 4 The Nailers 3:01:42 - Neutron Activator Part 5 I’m In The Club Talking To People, Killing My Target, and Facing Off Against A Big Flesh Pig. 3:05:02 Office Part 1 A Introduction To The Office Building And Funkgruthers. 3:06:58 - Office Part 2 Never Work Inside Of A Office. be a youtuber instead. 3:07:58 - Office Part 3 A Gas Rifle Gun 3:09:25 - Office Part 4The Targets 3:13:47- Pain. 3:14:54 - Archon Systems Part 1 - Here is Some Philosophy Shit and A Free Divine Link 3:16:54 - Archon System Part 2 A Maze With Boulders and Grid Crabs 3:19:41 - Archon Systems Part 3The Final Layer And Boss 3:20:51 - Ending 1 Entrapment And It’s Meaning 3:25:16 - House Part 1 Inside The House 3:27:16 - House Part 2 The Three Snakes And Their Gifts 3:29:41 - House Part 3 The Hostile Clivians 3:32:03 - House Part 4 The Lore Behind The Three Trigons 3:38:13 - House Part 5 A Implant 3:39:00 - Holy Scope And Steps To A Secret Mode 3:41:23 Hope Eradicated And It’s Differences 3:49:18- Back To HQ For The Final Time And How To Get Through The Kill Barier 3:52:23 - The Abominator And The Layout Of The Area. 3:54:27 - The CEO Fight Version 1 3:55:22 - The Other Method To Kill The CEO With A Stock Market Gun. Also A Grenade Gollum Is Here. 3:57:16 - Ending 2 - Life Ending 3:59:03 - Trauma Loop Part 1 Mission Description And Area Surroundings 4:02:26 - Trauma Loop Part 2 The Enemies and The Final Implant 4:04:47 - Trauma Loop Par 3 The Easiest S Ranks In The Entire Game 4:05:43 - Trauma Loop Part 4 Abscess Ironworks Lux ff374f727ce9d6de93be0793733c321. Yes, That Is The Weapon Name. I Didn’t Type Random Keys On My Keyboard. That’s What The Weapon Is Actually Called In Game 4:07:31 - Ending 3 The Cradle Of Life And It’s Meaning 4:13:17 - Chaos Mode 4:14:52 - Getting All Of The Fishes And Saying How Harder It Is Than Dark Souls 4:29:14 - The Truth About Gorbino’s Quest 4:31:05 - Who Do You Play As? 4:32:45 - Conclusion
The K&H is especially awesome because the enemy in the bathroom up the ladder in Pharmacokinetics carries one, so you can get it right out of the gate. Legit an early game carry.
The fact you went so far to create animations, take a whole interview and actually amange to explain so much about such a bizarre concept of a game. Pyrocynical, you truly inspire me to become some sort of a content creator, not even specifically for youtube
This is the closest we'll ever get to a collab with Pyro and Moist Critikal, Slimecicle, Elvis the Alien, Wendigoon, Internet Historian, and Hbomberguy.
When this game first came out, I remember reading a steam review which said something along the lines of "the developer thought of what makes a game good, but did the complete opposite, which means that he knows what to do but messed it up just to fuck with you". After seeing this masterpiece of a video essay, I can confidently say that this is by far the most interesting game I have ever seen and that review perfectly encapsulates this hell. A truly fascinating piece of entertainment, thank you pyro for shedding light on it so wonderfully, and thank you Ville for creating such a unique and weird game :)
Remember when Pyro used to be just meme edits or whatever the hell he did. He could've gone the way of the Leafys or the Idubbbz and fell off but he learned and evolved and now is the best game master ever
I never watch videos this long, but your stuff always hooks me. Great vid Pyro, looking forward to the next. I'll never mind long waits if each upload has this much time and effort put into it.
Cruelty Squad and Ville's art in general really gives you an accurate impression of what it's like to be Finnish. Not Finland itself, just being Finnish.
I’d like to thank my parents, the boys group chat, the AI versions of Pyrocynical I have trolled in the time waiting for this, and the academy for this absolute masterpiece of a video. Can’t wait to spend three days listening to this in bits and pieces while I procrastinate on actually important tasks.
Ssethtzeentach making his 30 seconds of line reading in a pyro video into a whole bit is completely in-character for Sseth honestly. Gave a good laugh to see all the content creators featured.
@@xninewxw7559I mean when trying to find a 30 second clip in a 4 hour video, it is kind of justified, better than having no attention span on a 1 minute UA-cam short
It’s really great how Pyro is starting to make much longer more analysis based videos. Not only because it allows him to be more free when making videos as he’s not binding by keeping the length normal, not only because it means he can pack a lot more content into each video. But it also gives me something to do in the afternoon when I have nothing else. I’m wondering if anyone can give me a list of music used? Maybe even put in time stamps for when they appear? No one else has.
I think the video was good but it was nowhere near as good as cry of fear or fat cry 3 He streches the video way too much and its a bit of a mess, also its very pretentious he overanalyzes every minute detail and when he asks the dev about basically anything he just says its random bullshit
Yeah the length meant that it was hard to structure the video but I think your opinion comes from your preference of shorter content. Cruelty Squad is also a game that requires more explanation for people to see it in a positive light. Far Cry 3 and Cry of Fear are more simple games that appeal to a wider audience.
commenting so if somebody comes up with the music list i get notified. also i've managed to find that a lot of the music used is from the game "neon white," i recommend the soundtrack. in particular if anybody knows what music he uses when he starts talking about hope eradicated, i'd love to know.
Yeah, found it weird that the first instance is "you can find Snurby again" and I felt gaslit as I didn't recall seeing him in the video before -- and I only noticed it on a rewatch so I actually knew about him already, so I wasn't sure if he was in the video previously or not. But seeing as how many times the script goes back-and-forth between levels (the story does so as well), I'm not that surprised that a few inconsistencies like this remained.
This video is great, pyro. As someone who's worked on the Wiki and has over 200 hours on cruelty squad, I can really appreciate the work you've gone into visuals, scripts, jokes, and raw research and info into the game, not to mention flying out to talk to ConsumerSoftProducts. This video is a true love letter, a cut above the rest of the videos about cruelty squad on this platform, and I would know, since I have seen them all.
Insane video. How Pyro even got so many big creators do all these cameos is beyond me. Also love that every big question Pyro asked the creator of the game got him a reply of "yeah I just thought it would be cool".
3:32:13 Words can't describe how excited I was when I heard James Lee in this. His iconic voice and form of line delivery fits into the setting of this game pretty perfectly, he absolutely shined in this. James Lee my beloved
Couldn't have said it better. I definitely need to watch more of his content. The visuals for his videos are amazing, and his voice is very enjoyable to listen to.
I had to relisten to the 5 million subs thing that he left in because it sounded nothing like him and more like Pyro taking a piss. I fucking love that guy
Can we just say its really cool that Pyro got a bunch of different youtubers to voice some of the characters in this game? Its super impressive the effort he put into this video
I don't know how the hell he did it but literally getting like over 20 other creators to voice act is the single greatest act of collaboration I have ever seen and caused me to second guess my ears multiple times, after the markiplier joke I straight up believed mark was also going to make a cameo at some point.
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Hell no
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ermmm what the duece
No
nah
I did a voice cameo and yet you made the Brandon Herrera joke. In response, I have created a program that will use bot accounts to watch this video thousands of times but for only 3 seconds each, destroying your algorithm optimization. L+Ratio+Divine Link Severed+Mortis
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Holy shit its brandon herrera
Yoooooo blessed Wendigoon sighting
turkish homelander
I love you - as soon as I saw this comment I heard your voice over!
Pyro single handedly cured my short-form content addiction by tempering my patience with his horrible upload schedule
Ah for me, his upload schedule has forced me to rely on short form content in the meantime. I only watch 2013 vine compilations now.
I am infertile from eating scented candles
Pyrolive will just react to this and stretch it out into a hour long video.
@@Duckman231910 hour long video
Lmao
I love how Pyro went all the way to Finland to interview Ville to probably get some meaningful answers but instead just got “I don’t know its just some bullshit i came up with” just love it 😂
LMAOOOOOOO
I felt a certain irony that listening to him speak is almost as painful as the game itself, with how little energy he puts in getting words out
@@Ff323SDude sounds like he's about to cry with every sentence
honestly the way this game is made trying to think about your decisions will make you insane, so just go "wall texture? I got this image of a blue gradiant, that'll work"
His answers were pretty typical for a Finn
The fact that Internet Historian and H.BomberGuy both collaborated on a video together is occupying all of my focus currently
I know right, knowing what went down a couple of months later makes this a very strange incident
@the_big_bad_reaper I'm out of the loop, what went down?
@@Pietreszcz long story short Hbomber releases huge video on plagiarism (I recommend it, it's really good as is his whole video catalogue) discussing it and exposing MULTIPLE UA-camrs for having plagiarised other peoples work with sections of the video being dedicated to different UA-camrs instances of plagiarism, historian is one of those UA-camrs he discussed and with the damming evidence revealed historians credibility has (rightfully, plagiarism is not something anyone should do professionally) taken a massive hit as a result.
@@the_big_bad_reaper thanks a lot for explaining
Also Cr1tik4l & Sneako. Didnt Sneako threaten Charlie's life or some shit
It's funny how pyro describes how genius and well tought out everything in the game is and then when he asks the dev why he did what he's just like "idk ehhh looked nice"
its like english teachers making us write essays about the book when the author just wrote a random story that wasn't supposed to be taken so seriously
@@darnellnoir I promise you the authors you read in English class were trying very hard to write very serious work
@@wafj nope
So what inspired the genius of Bram Stoker's Dracula and Frankenstein to tell such a bold new theme in such a great way.
"Meh we just joined some writing contest and made something"
@@wafj i meant as in they definitely didn't give a character blonde hair to show how pure they are they just wanted to give em blonde hair
Ville is one of my favorite types of artists: the type that has thousands trying to interpret the mindbreaking truth to his art, but when you ask him directly, he answers back in the thickest Finnish accent "It looked weird and I thought it was cool, so I put it in the game."
reminds me of david lynch
“eraserhead is my most spiritual film”
“elaborate on that”
“No”
@@CozyBananaikr lmaoo
reminds me of Wim T Schippers, the dutch voice of Elmo, who makes crazy art like an installation that was just peanut butter on the floor and when you ask him about he says 'it's peanut butter on the floor. I thought it would be fun'
@@CozyBanana reminds me of Tomislav Jagnjic, a guy who makes fantasy art with huge monsters and this whole enchanted mystical forest with so many little details type of art that he just names a picture of a huge monster i nthis forest "bro, this my crib"
@@CozyBanana reminds me of
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Gonna timestamp all cameos, comment to add to list (50/56)
12:27 - Critikal
24:05 - Fitz
26:34 - Jschlatt
27:18 - willne
29:57 - Rusty Cage
42:39 - TommyInnit
46:04 - Dagoth Urr (AI not counted)
49:49 - Ramsker
50:30 - DolanDark (maybe)
54:44 - SomeOrdinaryGamers
1:01:22 - ColossalIsCrazy
1:02:23 - Nexpo
1:03:30 - Joe Rogan (AI not counted)
1:11:24 - Slimecicle
1:18:48 - Jack Manifold
1:23:36 - Jaubrey
1:23:43 - RTGame
1:23:49 - Foekoe (Not credited)
1:23:57 - Justin Whang
1:29:04 - Meat Canyon
1:31:27 - Slimecicle (Repeat)
1:32:00 - TwitchyAnimation
1:36:36 - JimmyHere
1:36:55 - Ayylmao
1:37:13 - Mcnasty
1:41:15 - Caddicarus
1:59:41 - ElvisTheAlien
1:59:51 - OrdinaryThings
2:00:30 - Mizkif (maybe)
2:14:28 - Yahiamice
2:15:26 - Biden (AI not counted)
2:16:07 - Sneako
2:16:40 - Bub Games
2:30:27 - Alex Kister
2:30:54 - Ssethtzeentach
2:34:55 - Scarce
2:48:55 - CDawgVA
2:57:19 - Gigguk
3:02:09 - Wendigoon
3:04:02 - Swaggersouls
3:07:31 - Manley Reviews
3:09:39 - Vinesauce Vinny
3:10:26 - UpIsNotJump
3:11:12 - Anything4views
3:12:14 - Hbomberguy
3:13:12 - JaidenAnimations
3:19:57 - Theoddonesout
3:29:53 - Teenage disaster
3:30:51 - Wilbur soot
3:31:41 - Albino
3:32:14 - James lee
3:33:46 - InternetHistorian
3:34:58 - Civvie
3:40:36 - UberDanger
3:50:17 - Drew Gooden
3:50:46 - Vinesauce joel
29:57 is Rusty Cage
Jaiden’s timestamp is past when she talks!
@@miyumixxx fixed mb
3:10:26 UpIsNotJump i think...
Jaiden's at 3:13:13 not 8:22
2:58:51 Freak isn't a random encounter. He always spawns on Hope eradicated, it's just a coincidence because there is a really really small chance a hope eradicated enemy can spawn in ANY level.
The game was pretty good apart from the colors permenantly blinding me for life. 6/10
Same
true
How
I'm taking a shit rn
How
As a Finnish person it warms my heart that Pyro fell for the oldest trick in the book: making a long-form youtube video about an Ylilauta troll post.
OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
suomi perkele
@@capperbuns I like how this guy doesnt even know what that troll is. Dont get wrong I idea I have no idea what even is that.
Benis
@@rocreditcredite0659WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT’S THE OLDEST TRICK IN DA BOOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I like how Pyrocynical explains how there's a method to the madness of Cruelty Squad's art style, and how it's not actually random, but like a minute later during the interview, Ville himself calls it "A bunch of different shit that's not really related at all".
lol
And I love the comments on this video trying so hard to find meaning too.
He hates his fan base and took revenge
Ville was talking about what influenced his style when he said "a bunch of different shit thats not really related at all." his style is the amalgamation of various contrasting influences into one unholy one. there is, at the very least, a consistent tone to the madness. ville dislikes deep analysis of his work and i would agree his work is more of an expression of this subconcious melting pot of cynical hatred that comes from all sorts of places, slowly building up over the years, (much like how his style was formed). its a deep resentment with the way of things, the utter dissonance between people and systems, how they work, and how they are claimed to work. there is a general meaning in his work, the resentment within is universal in a way that other more disingenious people attach their own biases to.
"Art can be interpretated differently" - Some nerd
Gotta love how ville looks and sound like he's seconds away from crying at all times. Truly a remarkable finnish speciemen
I love every time it cuts to Pyro interviewing Ville about the meaning behind various things, Ville's just like "Man I don't fucking know, you think I planned this shit out?"
I feel like he doesn’t wanna reveal to much about the game, that he wants the meaning of it too stay not only vague but too be interpreted in different ways. In my opinion the game is just trying to show that no matter what we do we will also be human. Nothing more or nothing less and that without death and suffering life can feel meaningless, even to the point were people wish for death just too be rid of the stale and miserable life they lived. I also think it kinda makes fun of the real world on how we’re always trying to find ways to live longer. To the point that we put our bodies back together with metal and weird meat. Like with unlimited money you can become immortal in the cruelty squad world. Maybe thousands of years in the future we will end up like some of these characters, bored of or never ending lives to the point we do whatever is possible to just feel some sort of happiness, that or we wish for death. Its really amazing how deep this game goes and the amount if conclusions you can come up with to try and understand the meaning of it.
Whole point of the story is a melding between Bataille, Land, Gnosticism, and Delueze. He took a rhizomatic approach to game design, took current tech fueled right-wing twitter style subculture aspects, accelerated tech bro capitalism to it’s final form, and then presented it with those Bataille quotes at the end as a statement of energy and the accursed share. Catastrophic waste…etc, coupled with the gnostic aspects. The archon’s, etc
@@DiamorphineDeath how does one say so much yet so little at the same time
@@DiamorphineDeath It's actually all pretty standard cyberpunk philosophy but with flesh/bio punk aesthetics...
@@kobre1149 Idk dude, how about you go and read Bataille and get back to me, so you can actually understand my comment there weeb
I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad sounds on the verge of tears like “I’ll answer but why’re you talking to me 😭”
You expect someone who made this game to be well socialized?
welcome to finland
Is it me or does he almost sound scared?
@@scootinkermiepryo emits a powerful aura
He’s just got a very raspy quiet voice and doesn’t socialize the best. Leave the man be.
0:01 Intro
11:01 Interview with the creator, Ville
31:11 Pharmakokinetics
47:35 Paradise
57:28 The Darkworld
1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering
1:19:09 Androgen Assault
1:29:44 Mall Madness
1:57:24 Apartment Atrocity
2:04:00 Seaside Shock
2:08:06 Alpine Hospitality
2:17:44 Bog Busters
2:25:26 Miner's Miracle
2:39:50 Casino Catastrophe
2:47:07 Idiot Party
2:55:06 Neuron Activator
3:05:03 Office
3:14:51 Archon Grid
3:25:47 House
3:41:22 Hope Eradicated
3:59:11 Trauma Loop
4:14:59 Fishing
Why has this not gotten more attention? 😭
I love how much meaning everyone puts into every pixel of this game and then the creator just says “oh, I just did it. I didn’t think about it to much.”
Evangelion in a nutshell
Just like every English teacher making you pull trash out ya ass explaining why authors wrote things certain ways
Meaning is where man makes it.
@@JizzingJesus fr 😂👌
There is anecdote I read a long time ago: A film crew member was attending a filmmaker school or something and they watched an excerpt from a movie, it showed a girl in red shoes running across the field and the teacher was making a point about girl's shoes, saying that "Color red represents her running as if the ground itself under her is on fire" or something along those lines.
But the guy attending to the lesson was in fact present when that scene was made and he remembers that the Director was raising hell on set, because he didn't like those shoes and for some reason those were the only ones available.
I love how the creator of Cruelty Squad looks and sounds exactly like the person who would create Cruelty Squad.
So basically, the nicest Scandinavian person
I genuinely can't discern what any of his personal beliefs are he's such an enigma to me
My fucking favorite part is how you can tell that even *he* doesn't really seem to know what he's gone and made. Something is truly amazing at work when *_the literal creator of the game_* doesn't fully know what he's created.
@@ScripFinganti-capitalist nihilist
@ScripFing left accelerationist, I think. Either that, or he's just a normal leftist who's read a lot of accelerationist philosophy and likes to make fun of figures like nick land or moldbug.
It’s genuinely impressive how many people Pyro gets in these videos. He’s like the CEO of networking
Who did he get please? It's gonna take me awhile to watch the whole 4 hour video, if u can lemme know, be awesome, thanks!
@@billblaski9523Check the description.
@@billblaski9523it’s in the description, so you can look there.
@@billblaski9523check the description
The CEO Mindset strikes again.
Naming a shotgun peacekeeper is on the same level as naming a knife kindness
Finally. It's been 50 years since this video started development. Thank you Pyro, truly the video of all time.
Posting twice a year works only if you have a 1 year engineering degree and is into robotics
@@darhiusdwayneramoso2937Asian man
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
@@p-__damn fr?
@@Ila_Arasif your talking about Michael reaves 80% sure he’s Hawaiian
I love how Pyro turned into from Leafy clone to "creating-a-long-ass-obscure-video-game video essayists" traveling around the world to interview the game developer(s). It's a character development 💪
Meanwhile Leafy hasn't changed or matured at all, still the same
Umm hello, Shrek has swag??? Pyro was MLG before anything 🙏🙏
@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN it's actually pathetic how he acts on twitter and he is almost 30 aswell, still stuck in 2015/2016
@@sup3rAVATARtlafAN idk i mean he has changed as in he doesn't make youtube videos anymore which is good because his content was pretty shit, of course that was a different time but i tried to go back and watch his old content and it made me want to die. sometimes he streams now and i like to pop in every once in a while for that but i wouldn't say he hasn't changed or matured, just that he didn't in the same way pyro did.
you forgot how pyrolive is a slop factory
When pyro said “what are we, some kind of cruelty squad?” I got chills
Truly one of the comment of all time
I loved the part when Pyro said “It’s sloppin’ time” and threw slop at all of his fans
@@Retro_StaticI'll gladly devour it
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
Wait a minute this isn’t darkwood
Crazy
Post darkwood universe
🤯
Is the Parkwood video worth
@@dayrecord667 yes
I love how Pyro is explaining the world building and lore in incredible detail but then he'll cut to him asking the creator of the game asking him why he did something and he'll just be like "idk just wanted to do some silly bs" lol
i feel like the hallmark of a really great artist is an unwillingness to explain exactly what their art means, its very clear that ville put a lot of time and effort into every part of the game so i think his aloof attitude is more of a disinterest in explaining himself than an actual lack of meaning
@@SirDerpasaurus probably he's also not too good with English, therefore can't explain some things properly and gives shorter, simplier answers. But for the most part I believe that some features were actually random and just for fun, which suits Cruelty Squad's aesthetics kek
@@ryanvetter5852 lol
literally overselling a dumb piece
@@ryanvetter5852 I have a friend whos trying to explain to me why cruelty squad isnt a shitpost and he explains it like that one pepe silvia scene
I absolutely love how when the creator is asked about why he did some things he is just like, “Cause I felt like it”
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
I wish english teachers understood this
Based
The creative process I go through in a nutshell.
@@delusion5867I am an english teacher and you still have to write a 500 word essay on why he felt like it
I’m baffled that pyro didn’t take the opportunity to make even more fart jokes. The fact he can even mention a toilet without getting bricked up is truly incredible. Stay strong Pyro
I mean, he’s just accepted the humiliation, but he doesn’t embrace it.
(Referring to… something you may or may not remember)
I bet he was rubbing his belly when saying that
He did put it straight into S tier..
*Hrmmmmm*
My name is Natasha .. an underworld doctor … FEEELING SICK!!??
THE COMMENTS WILL NEVER LET DOWN MANNNN
"haato no dokidoki: Zankokudan" roughly translates to "Heart of (beating heart sound): Cruelty Squad"
3:11:20 No way he got chad to actually read a couple sentences without stuttering. Truly one of the videos of all time.
He should've gotten him to voice a little character, a little fella with sunglasses, a little egg guy
@@pxder a funny little character
I saw his name in the description and I knew immediately that he was going to get pissed off at the script
It's a little fella
Who is that?
Having wendigoon voice the conspiracy theorist that starts his dialogue with “THEORY TIME” is the perfect touch
My favorite touch in the video ❤
I frickin screamed my 2 favorite youtubers working together is always a good feeling
@@mimimi5656 it was so dope hearing his voice in that part. Wendigoon is one of the best youtubers there is, hands down.
Where in the video??
I was quite surprised to hear his voice in this
The game was 50% so I'll go ahead and give you the other half, these videos are always so well produced I can imagine they take a lot of work.
Why would you give ur hard earned money to this degenerate
Considering it’s almost 5 hours and it took 8 months to make, I would say that’s an understatement.
bro paid 10 dollars💀
Pyro does make some really good quality content, one thing is being a youtuber that posts slop (pyro) and another thing is a youtuber who takes passion into what he makes (still pyro), nevertheless, actually an incredible G
@@personnn And you didn’t pay shit.
I would like to think “freak” is something similar to a cyberpsycho from the cyberpunk universe. Basically, someone who’s so utterly chock-full of high-tech implants that it drives them insane, making them extremely dangerous adversaries who can use their implants far past their normal limits
I like how the dev's responses online when asked about the game are very cynical and abrasive but when Pyro's asking him he's just like "idk it was a bit of a goof, just having some fun"
"idk I was just playing around with the editor it wasn't meant to be good or deep"
“I wanted cool looking guns but I didn’t wanna do it myself”
Imboutakum
Real recognize real right?
Lack of anonymity for any introvert tends to do that
I fucking love Kallio.
"Yeah, I actually didn't test it, how hard it is to get the gun."
"Yeah, I didn't test how hard it was to catch that fish."
"I don't really know the explanation of this level, I just kind of put it there."
It's like he just yeets these ideas into the game and lets it all pile up and fester into what it is now. It's so perfect for this game's setting and chaotic nature.
“yeet”
@@trashboetsense it's more then one, would it be yeetus?
Average Finnish man's imagination
@@littlebeasty5839 I prefer "yeeti," phonetically "yeetee".
@@HolyApplebutter is that a British dialect?
I can see why this video took so long to get out: between the MASSIVE amount of people voicing in this, the fact that Pyro actually interviewed Ville (who looks like a bizarro version of Pyro strangely enough), and just the insane deep dive into the game like with any Pyro video, the sheer amount of effort is insane. Another masterpiece from the slop master himself!
Into the pyroverse
What if instead of reviewing batshit mindfuck art Pyro made it himself instead. Valle.
You meant to say "HUGE"
isnt it delayed mainly because of rendering issue?
we supposed to get this video like early/middle of june,but one of the editor got pc problem so the project got pushed back
I’m honestly disappointed Chills didn’t voice act in this video, would’ve been funny af
I honestly love all the voice cameos in this video, very well done and a good test of "who's that youtuber"
I absolutely adore SwaggerSoul's delivery as the club owner. Kudos to you Pyro for making sense of one of the most confusing games I've ever seen.
It's funny to me how almost no-one in the comment section is talking about the massive amount of different youtubers voicing npc lines in this video. Tis' rather cool
I thought some of it had to be AI generated at first when hearing like 3 people in a row I knew then the deliveries just kept making damn sense and this cameo list is 11/10. Also of course Wendigoon would be the self-aware NPC.
@@FYGUnkleUrple yeah, I agree at first it definitely seemed like AI generated voices which I'm pretty sure some might have been. However like you say, the deliveries of the lines gave it away in the end.
he sounds hokey cokey
@@echo9911Some absolutely were, obviously the TTS voices and the Joe Rogan ones. But I think most if not all the UA-camr ones were the actual person.
I am so happy that after 15 years we finally got another pyro video, excited that the next one can be enjoyed by my grandchildren
we're back to slop tommorow
We must enjoy the premium slop
As if Pyro fans reproduce
I am so happy that after 15 years we finally got another pyro video, excited that the next one can be enjoyed by my grandchildren
i killed 17 people in 1989 in a car accident and was never caught
Pyro the only UA-camr that gets anyone on the site to voice each NPC instead of having Gianni Matragrano and his split personalities do all the job, quite refreshing honestly.
so you mean : gabriel , duke nukem any old and sexy man voice
Max0r as well.
You do have to admit that Gianni was the perfect person to Voice Durandal in Mandalore's Marathon retrospective.
@@TheBonkleFox You Are Destiny 2: Preorder Season 69: Season of the Fucking Bullshit
This is also the second time Hbomberguy and Sseth have had cameos in a video together
love the trend of Cruelty Squad videos having a bunch of the video creator's pals voicing the NPCs
love that Civvie ended up here too!
Its actually scarily impressive how many youtubers pyro can collab with in just one video
I was blown away that whang the guy who does tales from the internet did a character at 1:24:01
Man I felt like I was tripping when I suddenly hear Rtgames talking.
@markvangorkum8091 I'm surprised that he got him to VO , didn't know they knew each other
He must have threatened to sever their divine link
I’m really surprised he managed to rope Caddicarus in. I never expected to see him do shit outside of his channel (nowadays at least).
Only Pyro could make me sit through a 4 hour long video about a feverdream disguised as a game. Thinking about playing it now. Thanks for the recommendation Pyro
hey i was wondering, would it be okay to watch this video before playing the game?, i just bought the game and i dont wanna get spoiled but i also wanna watch the video ugh
@@TrueEithne Video kinda helps new players
@@totallyme5680 thank you!!!
@@TrueEithne it spoils the storyline
@@erick5928 is it major spoilers or just general storyline spoilers that wouldn't affect a first time play through?
Jshlatt being the money hungry psycho actually fits too well with EVERY character he has EVER PLAYED
when is this?
that flesh guy will always have fitz's voice now
@@expensiveswordvr8580 26:28
@@kurtJohnson1thank you
he should do more voice acting, he’s great at it
It’s insane that Pyro has managed to make his content the biggest collab vids of all time. It’s like every countries’ rulers and presidents coming together to help Petteri Orpo build a monument for the people of Finland.
Over 4 hours and 30 minutes of pure content, after 9 years in development it was truly worth the wait, big mcthankies from mc spankys pyro
I am dying and crying and shitting my self as i read this comment it was that funny
i came from my ass after reading this
i just ate a pizza and now i am shitting pure lava 👍
gaben
Mid
Man I was expecting like 2 hours but 4 hours of high-quality analysis with phenomenal editing and jokes with like 30 cameos is a real accomplishment. Kudos to everyone involved.
@@kaiseymour3636but in the description he credits everyone?
@@kaiseymour3636 Nah looks like the real deal. I think they just sound weird because they wanted to sound like an NPC from Cruelty Squad.
@@kaiseymour3636 Bro they are all real
50+ cameos
@@wewepolapyidk pretty sure I heard Joe Biden
Timestamps because Pyro is "cruel" for not including any:
0:00 Intro
2:56 Cruelty Squad
11:01 Interview
12:53 Cruelty Squad HQ
31:11 Pharmokinetiks
45:34 Sponsor
47:35 Paradise
57:28 The Darkworld
1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering
1:19:09 Androgen Assault
1:29:44 Mall Madness
1:57:24 Apartment Atrocity
2:04:00 Seaside Shock
2:08:06 Alpine Hospitality
2:17:43 Bog Business
2:25:26 Miners Miracle
2:39:50 Casino Catastrophe
2:47:07 Idiot Party
2:55:06 Neuron Activator
3:05:03 Office
3:14:51 Archon Grid
3:25:47 House
3:41:22 Hope Eradicated
3:59:11 Trauma Loop
4:14:59 Fishing
4:32:45 Outro
Bless you
Man's blessed.
thankss
this is like my last chance of getting an answer for this
what's the song played at 2:56? it's been driving me up the wall lately and i can't find any mention of it anywhere
legend
Only Pyro would have both Sneako and Critikal in the same video. Absolute mad lad.
wheres sneako
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4132:16:00
Wait where is sneako in the vid
@@266hzhe voices one of the npcs, he’s mention in the description
@@Raiden113 do you know which one by any chance? ive watched the vid but dont know who he voices
1:20:43 I love how he's holding a flashlight to you as a hostile dark worlder
The light hurts him so much he thinks he can use it as a weapon against u 😭
Such a nice detail
What a cutie
what a handsome lad
I kicked him off the fucking roof
@@СеменЧеренковshush. We are cooking theories here
@@СеменЧеренков _Maybe_ originally unintended. But it would've been just as easy to have him spawn/drop a flashlight on death as to give him one as his "weapon", if actively using it as a "weapon" wasn't the idea.
props to the camera man who filmed all of this and pyro for talking for hours without a single break, you must have a really good work ethic
Right? People complain about his upload schedule but dude writes thousand page scripts and produces multiple movie length films worth of content for single videos. Guy has mad dedication and talent
I am infertile from eating scented candles
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
@@lpc9929Hii Mutahar
@@lpc9929 want to be infertile but I’m a womyn with a pee-pee.
1 like = 1 bruh moment
The reason they call the appendix the primitive seat of the soul is, because originally when the appendix was discovered. They thought it housed your soul, because they were cutting open a corpse and the appendix was completely empty this is because it drains out when you die.
I love the way this man talks about his game, he made the thing and is just as confused as the rest of us
It’s been said, but Pyro’s progress from Commentary Slop to extremely one-of-a-kind extreme long form essays is still mind blowing but welcome
Transition from? Please never look up pyrolive
The slop exists, but it is hidden on pyrolive
the old slop was way better than the shit on pyrolive
@@mydrillasanjay5397I’m confused why does everyone hate pyro live. I’ve watched some of his commentaries and they seemed fine.
@@armored_guyhe people who hate it are either joking or 7 year olds
Hands down, the cruelest thing about cruelty squad is that most players, including veteran players are unable to fully utilize and enjoy every aspect of the game because most of us aren't forklift certified.
As a person who is forklift certified I feel morally obligated to 100% this game now.
You poor souls in perdition need to rise like my Mitsubishis Tines
Im not forklift certified but before i got sober my old job let me drive the forklift drunk. I wish i was joking
@@indalceciowe had forklift drivers that would randomly fall asleep while driving and you wouldn't even notice anything was wrong if the forklift didn't suddenly start going sideways for no apparent reason
Fun fact, the 640x480 resolution joke at 3:40:39, is a reference to lengendary programmer Terry A. Davis.
He insisted that his project TempleOS is locked at 640x480 resolution at 16bit colors. He said that god had told him that,
he had schizophrenia. RIP
Lengendary yeah okay buddy very funny.
🚪here’s the door
RIP terry, i still think about him a lot
@@BiggerBossN313 What exactly was your problem?
@@epsteindidntkillhimself69 I’m sorry 😔 it was bait and you fell for it
@@BiggerBossN313 Lmao.
When it comes to the graphics, I think Max0r said it best. "Acid trip? No. This is going to be an acid adventure."
hearing Jaiden Animations call John Cruelty a "fuck up" feels like getting chewed out by your grandparent
At what time was Jaden?
@@maximan1423:13:13
Same with odd1sout calling the player a “dumbass”
Hearing “family friendly” UA-camrs swear is like hearing your parents swear for the first time.
Anyone know what song was playing in the BG during that scene?
I loved Yahiamice's rant.
I can’t imagine how difficult it was to organize a collaboration like this. Nice work!
"Hey (semi-popular youtuber) do you wanna voice this character for my video?"
"Sure."
He also had 9 years to make this video so that makes it less impressive tbh.
Not really
@@txrnipwdym 9 years the games been out for like 2
@@txrnipafter 9 years in development it has been worth the wait
I appreciate how you got other youtubers to read the random quotes from the in game people. Felt very natural
no it didn’t?
@@horbledorble5716 ☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝️🤓
@@horbledorble5716☝🤓
Pyro: so, where the idea came from?
Ville: bro idk, i was just high af.
3:04:02 I love how much passion swagger put in his role. so inspiring.
He gave it his all
Who is this?
@@BringBackCyParkVendingMachines Swaggersouls, he mostly makes cs:go videos with his friends and he’s in a group called the “Misfits”
@@iheartnishikiyamaakirathe amount of UA-camrs who are voice actors in this game is actually crazy to me. I love it so much. Schlatt did fantastic.
@@V_______ i cant tell if youre joking or not but theres zero voice acting in this game it's all distorted text to speech noises like "agdgadbhadbhahhbadhbahdhgbadbhda"
This man managed to turn a tier list into a 4 hour video
Truly the king of slop
@@ImTheGuy indeed
Only pyrocynical
@@zerodragonballfan416 professional slop maker
@@CrashPG3D God of slop
its so funny that the dev seems the most animated and enthusiastic when he’s talking about gorbinos quest
I would be too it's gorbinos quest
We love gorbinos quest
the gorbinos quest of game devs if you will
i killed my kids for gorbinos quest
He should make a game out of it.
"It was just some bullshit that I came up with" is peak design philosophy
2:16:05 "With an ego so inflated it probably looks like some art I commissioned"
God damn pyro
It's even better because sneako is voicing him
Same pyro, same
The cameos in this are insane. No way in hell was I expecting bub games to show up randomly
Fancy meeting you here shep
Where did he pop up?
And Charlie too
He got fucking TWITCHY ANIMATIONS to voice, he’s a rule 34 furry artists😭
rusty cage is in there too
0:11 - Intro
4:02 - Introduction To Implants
6:32 - The Game’s Look And It’s Creator
11:47 - This Game Is Hard. Just Like Dark Souls
12:12 - A Introduction To Cruelty Squad HQ
12:58 - The Controls
13:58 The Enemy’s A.I
17:23 The U.I
18:50 - The Soundtrack And The Toilet Song
20:03- Talking About Your Fragile And Worthless Life. Also, Difficult Options.
23:37 - The Non-Hostile NPC
24:49 - The Intro Cutscene And The World
25:52 - The NPC Targets
28:34 You Make The World Worse. Just Take A Look At The Stock Market
29:29 Unleashing The Rats
30:37 - A Introduction To The Tier List For Guns, Implants, And Enemies
31:11 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 1- The Starting Weapon
35:49 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 2: The Starting Enemies
36:46 - Who Knew The Foot Was Mightier Than The Sword
37:15 Pharmakokinetiks Part 3: Flesh Rats and The Knifers
38:31 - Pharmakokinetiks Part 4: The Weapons In The Pevel
43:55 - Time To Invest With Organs
45:33 - 47:34 Ad Time
47:35 Paradise Part 1 The Level Design
52:14 - Paradise Part 2 The Implant And The Flower Enemy
54:00- Paradise Part 3 The CEO Target
55:05 - Paradise Part 4: The Dark Catacombs With Zombies, and A torch
57:03 - Darkworld Part 1 The Enemies And BN-99, and NPC’s
1:00:19 Dark World Part 2 The Target
1:02:12 Back To HQ
1:03:01 Sin Space Engineering Part 1 A Introduction To The Mission and Fishing
1:05:56 Sin Space Engineering Part 2 Costumes, Advanced Security, and K&H X20
1:09:25 - Sin Space Engineering Part 3 Talking To Workers And Forklift
1:11:13 - Sin Space Engineering Part 4 A Scared Little Hitman
1:12:22 - Sin Space Engineering Part 5- The Target And His Minato M9
1:13:31 - Talking And Ranking Some Of The Implants
1:18:40 - Going Back To HQ
1:19:09- Androgen Assault Part 1 - The Police Station Layout And Debriefing
1:20:25 - Androgen Assault Part 2 The Flashlight Item
1:21:19 - Androgen Assault Part 3 The Cult Cops And Their Revolver
1:23:30 Androgen Assault Part 4 The Captured NPCs
1:24:14 Androgen Assault Part 5 The Gas Launcher and It’s Floor Trap
1:25:17 - Androgen Assault Part 6 Facing Off Against Psycho SpongeBob, The Cult Leader, Darkipler Turned Into A Monstrous Bouncy Castle, And Pills
1:28:58 - Going Back To HQ Again
1:29:44 Mall Madness Part 1 The Mall Made Out Of Sticks
1:32:33 - Mall Madness Part 2 Necromech and his AMG4
1:34:42- Mall Madness Part 3 The Return Of Our Beloved Flesh Rats And The Arrival Of Life Sensor
1:36:28 - Mall Madness Part 4 Gorbino’s Quest And The AS-15 Shotgun
1:38:21 - Armor Ranking And The Useless Rant
1:41:05 - Mall Madness Part 5 Delicious Treats
1:41:25 - Mall Madness Part 6 The Target And His Profitable Death
1:43:40 - The Rest Of The Purchasable Implants
1:56:53 - Back To HQ For The Fourth Time
1:57:24 - Apartment Atrocity Part 1 The Two Hitmans
1:58:18 - Apartment Atrocity Part 2 The Apartment Layout And The People Who Live In It.
2:02:51 - Sorry That You We’re Accidentally Targeted You. OWO.
2:04:00 - Seaside Shock Part 1 - The Targets, Layout, Enemies, and NPC’s
2:08:06 - Alpine Hospitality Part 1 - Info About The Mission
2:09:46 - Alpine Hospitality Part 2 The Layout And Flamethrower
2:11:20 - Alpine Hospitality Part 3 Shock Troopers and their Stern M17
2:12:34 - Alpine Hospitality Part 4 The Servet Tunnels And The Gollum
2:13:55 - Alpine Hospitality Part 5 The Targets and the Secret Implant In The Level
get this man some likes
@@nicowaferrsaid the same shit
2:17:43 - Bog Business Part 1 Mission Description And Layout
2:19:14 - Bog Business Part 2 The Two Sniper Rifles
2:21:00 - Bog Business Part 3 The Toxic And The Hazmat Suit Counter
2:23:50 - Bog Business Part 4 Info About The Cult
2:25:15 - Miners Miracle Part 1 - The Level’s Background
2:27:17 - Miners Miracle Part 2 The Target And His Burnout
2:28:05 - Miners Miracle Part 3 About Godhead
2:29:00 - Miner’s Miracle Part 4 Oh! Look Over There! A Poor Person.
2:30:08 - Miner’s Miracle Part 5 The Tragedy Of The Village
2:31:54 - Miners Miracle Part 6 The Mysterious Sniper
2:33:20 - Miners Miracle Part 7What Happening In The Mines
2:35:18 - Miners Miracle Part 8 Fleshman And Their BAG- 82
2:37:16 - Miners Miracle Part 9 The Flesh Pit And The Flower
2:38:47 - Miners Miracle Part 10 The Target
2:39:50 - Casino Catastrophe Part 1 Mission Description And The Layout
2:41:24 - Casino Catastrophe Part 2 Slot Machines And The Worst Gun Ever
2:45:37 - Casino Catastrophe Part 3 The Target And The Enemies
2:47:07 Idiot Party Part 1 Misson Description The Red Boys abd Layout 1/2
2:49:30 - Idiot Party Part 2 The Blue Boys and their gun
2:50:52 - Idiot Party Part 4 The Layout 2/2 and New Flesh Gun
2:53:03 - Idiot Party Part 5 Bouncy Suit
2:53:45 - Idiot Party Part 6 The Green Target And The Janitors
2:55:01 - Neuron Activator Part 1 Misson Desxipton And Club Echo
2:57:54 - Neutron Activator Part 2 Break Into A Bank
2:58:44 - Neutron Activator Part 3 A Secret Fight Against Freak
2:59:33 - Neutron Activator Part 4 The Nailers
3:01:42 - Neutron Activator Part 5 I’m In The Club Talking To People, Killing My Target, and Facing Off Against A Big Flesh Pig.
3:05:02 Office Part 1 A Introduction To The Office Building And Funkgruthers.
3:06:58 - Office Part 2 Never Work Inside Of A Office. be a youtuber instead.
3:07:58 - Office Part 3 A Gas Rifle Gun
3:09:25 - Office Part 4The Targets
3:13:47- Pain.
3:14:54 - Archon Systems Part 1 - Here is Some Philosophy Shit and A Free Divine Link
3:16:54 - Archon System Part 2 A Maze With Boulders and Grid Crabs
3:19:41 - Archon Systems Part 3The Final Layer And Boss
3:20:51 - Ending 1 Entrapment And It’s Meaning
3:25:16 - House Part 1 Inside The House
3:27:16 - House Part 2 The Three Snakes And Their Gifts
3:29:41 - House Part 3 The Hostile Clivians
3:32:03 - House Part 4 The Lore Behind The Three Trigons
3:38:13 - House Part 5 A Implant
3:39:00 - Holy Scope And Steps To A Secret Mode
3:41:23 Hope Eradicated And It’s Differences
3:49:18- Back To HQ For The Final Time And How To Get Through The Kill Barier
3:52:23 - The Abominator And The Layout Of The Area.
3:54:27 - The CEO Fight Version 1
3:55:22 - The Other Method To Kill The CEO With A Stock Market Gun. Also A Grenade Gollum Is Here.
3:57:16 - Ending 2 - Life Ending
3:59:03 - Trauma Loop Part 1 Mission Description And Area Surroundings
4:02:26 - Trauma Loop Part 2 The Enemies and The Final Implant
4:04:47 - Trauma Loop Par 3 The Easiest S Ranks In The Entire Game
4:05:43 - Trauma Loop Part 4 Abscess Ironworks Lux ff374f727ce9d6de93be0793733c321. Yes, That Is The Weapon Name. I Didn’t Type Random Keys On My Keyboard. That’s What The Weapon Is Actually Called In Game
4:07:31 - Ending 3 The Cradle Of Life And It’s Meaning
4:13:17 - Chaos Mode
4:14:52 - Getting All Of The Fishes And Saying How Harder It Is Than Dark Souls
4:29:14 - The Truth About Gorbino’s Quest
4:31:05 - Who Do You Play As?
4:32:45 - Conclusion
Scott the Woz reference?
great job but now you gotta time stamp all of the youtuber cameos in this video
The K&H is especially awesome because the enemy in the bathroom up the ladder in Pharmacokinetics carries one, so you can get it right out of the gate. Legit an early game carry.
When pyro said "So that's it huh?... We're some type of Cruelty Squad" I'm not ashamed to admit I cried
Banger quote fr
Brings a tear to my eye
same
when he ate moss, I think that's what sealed the deal.
Such a gripping moment.
The fact you went so far to create animations, take a whole interview and actually amange to explain so much about such a bizarre concept of a game. Pyrocynical, you truly inspire me to become some sort of a content creator, not even specifically for youtube
My farts are better than Pyro’s farts.
@@p-__what
@@p-__how do you know that?
you should see the daily slop he puts out its even more inspiring
I’d watch
Ville looks as if he had the time if his absolute life. Its just pure unhinged gameplay and i love it
I love when pyro asks Kallio a question and Kallio just goes "I thought it was funny lol"
God I had a fucking stroke writing that
calio?
Kallio = Calio.
American moment
@@Monnisti god damn americans
Thank you swedish and finnish people for making games for pyro to review
A bunch of swell peoples, the metal they make is cool too
(Germany still bae)
Ole hyvä vittu
Can’t wait for another 4 years for another pyrocynical video, thanks pyro for increasing my patience !!!
I’m still waiting for petscop 2 lol
Petscop 2 confirmed 2128!!!!
This is the closest we'll ever get to a collab with Pyro and Moist Critikal, Slimecicle, Elvis the Alien, Wendigoon, Internet Historian, and Hbomberguy.
Especially odd now with hbomberhuy making that plagiarism video going against Internet Historian
When this game first came out, I remember reading a steam review which said something along the lines of "the developer thought of what makes a game good, but did the complete opposite, which means that he knows what to do but messed it up just to fuck with you". After seeing this masterpiece of a video essay, I can confidently say that this is by far the most interesting game I have ever seen and that review perfectly encapsulates this hell. A truly fascinating piece of entertainment, thank you pyro for shedding light on it so wonderfully, and thank you Ville for creating such a unique and weird game :)
I love that summary
Well said 👏👏
was it a positive or negative review?
Different for the sake of being different doesn't mean it's good
If it happens to also be good at the same time as it is different, that really speaks about the creator's skill
All these creators voicing the npcs is just the cherry on top of this video.
One of your best Pyro.
Remember when Pyro used to be just meme edits or whatever the hell he did. He could've gone the way of the Leafys or the Idubbbz and fell off but he learned and evolved and now is the best game master ever
@@bighoss1860why are you so salty
@@bighoss1860 you're npc
Ah yes i love my favourite UA-camr dagoth Ur
It is insane how many of them did voices, a really nice addition to the video
Wendigoon voicing the guy who thinks life is a whole conspiracy and no one is capable of free thinking is really fitting.
I never watch videos this long, but your stuff always hooks me. Great vid Pyro, looking forward to the next. I'll never mind long waits if each upload has this much time and effort put into it.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the sheer number of UA-camrs pyro got onto this project, absolute mad lad 🙏
what terrifies me is I know sseth well enough to imagine he finally got Pyro's voice for wizardry 8.
@@stagdragon3978god i hope
Apparently they got a furry sfm porn artist too since TwitchyAnimation is credited in the description
madotsuki
he somehow even got sneako
Cruelty Squad and Ville's art in general really gives you an accurate impression of what it's like to be Finnish. Not Finland itself, just being Finnish.
Can confirm
Keskiverto päivä oulussa
@@wilatti3450nii on
Juu, näin o
I’d like to thank my parents, the boys group chat, the AI versions of Pyrocynical I have trolled in the time waiting for this, and the academy for this absolute masterpiece of a video. Can’t wait to spend three days listening to this in bits and pieces while I procrastinate on actually important tasks.
bro talks to ai pyro
bro captured my feelings with that last sentence
Man up and watch it oneshot.
" Can't wait to spend three days listening to this in bits and pieces while I procrastinate on actually important tasks. "
I'll drink to that, cheers!
Oh my god you’re alive
I love how the most in-depth answer Ville gave was about Gorbino's Quest
It filled me with immense joy when Pyro said he researched and found that aural reaction time is quicker, so he tried to catch the fish just by sound.
Shouldve mained sniper instead of pyro :^)
I can't believe Pyro was able to get such talents as Cr1TiKaL, Wendigoon, Sseth, and Dagoth Urr. Great work, team!
Civvie 11 as well
and vargskelethor joel as well :)
Slimecicle and Jschlatt aswell
Can't forget Bub games
Pretty sure I heard MeatCanyon in there as well
Ssethtzeentach making his 30 seconds of line reading in a pyro video into a whole bit is completely in-character for Sseth honestly. Gave a good laugh to see all the content creators featured.
When does he appear in the video?
@@ulric84452:31:00
@@ulric8445me when no attention span
@@xninewxw7559I mean when trying to find a 30 second clip in a 4 hour video, it is kind of justified, better than having no attention span on a 1 minute UA-cam short
heard his voic and instantly started looking in comments. Good catch!
Fun fact: the alien kick can be used quite well for movement. It gives you a pretty big kick jump. I think it should have been higher :)
12:53 Cruelty Squad HQ
31:10 Pharamacokinetics
47:34 Paradise
57:20 Dark World
1:03:00 Sin space
1:19:09 Police
1:29:43 Mall
1:43:50 Implants
1:57:23 Escape Police
2:04:00 Cruise
2:08:06 Ski Resort
2:17:43 Bog Swamp
2:25:25 Miners
2:39:49 Casino
2:47:06 Illuminati party
2:55:06 Club
3:05:03 Office
3:14:50 Archon
3:25:47 House
3:59:10 Trauma Loop
thanks svennymatt for adding what i missed
Thank you good stranger
Are these sleeper agent codes?
I love these animations
Great, now do the cameos
You only forgot the Cruelty Squad HQ at 12:53, House at 3:25:47 and Trauma Loop at 3:59:10
It’s really great how Pyro is starting to make much longer more analysis based videos. Not only because it allows him to be more free when making videos as he’s not binding by keeping the length normal, not only because it means he can pack a lot more content into each video. But it also gives me something to do in the afternoon when I have nothing else. I’m wondering if anyone can give me a list of music used? Maybe even put in time stamps for when they appear? No one else has.
I think the video was good but it was nowhere near as good as cry of fear or fat cry 3
He streches the video way too much and its a bit of a mess, also its very pretentious he overanalyzes every minute detail and when he asks the dev about basically anything he just says its random bullshit
@@humanbread2619simply incorrect
Yeah the length meant that it was hard to structure the video but I think your opinion comes from your preference of shorter content. Cruelty Squad is also a game that requires more explanation for people to see it in a positive light. Far Cry 3 and Cry of Fear are more simple games that appeal to a wider audience.
@@humanbread2619probably because its way harder to explain?
commenting so if somebody comes up with the music list i get notified. also i've managed to find that a lot of the music used is from the game "neon white," i recommend the soundtrack. in particular if anybody knows what music he uses when he starts talking about hope eradicated, i'd love to know.
My favorite part of the video is when snurby is first shown at 3:26:54 but not actually introduced until 3:40:00
Yeah lmao I noticed that as well, must have mixed up the order of events while recording lol
Or how he mentions that the Cursed Torch has a quote in it's item description, only to have the TTS read just the item description.
Yeah, found it weird that the first instance is "you can find Snurby again" and I felt gaslit as I didn't recall seeing him in the video before -- and I only noticed it on a rewatch so I actually knew about him already, so I wasn't sure if he was in the video previously or not.
But seeing as how many times the script goes back-and-forth between levels (the story does so as well), I'm not that surprised that a few inconsistencies like this remained.
was about to make that comment
@@zulubunsen9067 i thought it was a bit at first based on the gaslighting meme that a character was part of a show
2:04:04 Cruelty Squad accidentaly predicted the "9 Month World Cruise" / influence ship.
Ville Callio is surprisingly soft spoken, not at all what I imagined after playing the game.
What an amazing game, there's really nothing like it.
Honestly he’s the most harsh speaking Finnish man I’ve ever seen.
*Kallio
@@odnx what does that mean
all finnish people are soft spoken
@@YoopsYoops no, it means cliff/mountain
This video is great, pyro. As someone who's worked on the Wiki and has over 200 hours on cruelty squad, I can really appreciate the work you've gone into visuals, scripts, jokes, and raw research and info into the game, not to mention flying out to talk to ConsumerSoftProducts. This video is a true love letter, a cut above the rest of the videos about cruelty squad on this platform, and I would know, since I have seen them all.
its exceptional that both extraodinarily knowledgable veterans and complete noobs can both come out of the woodwork to appreciate this
i didnt know you could put 200 hours into cruelty squad what am i missing
@@koli4213you're missing the CEO mindset
Go outside
it’s got me loving cruelty squad and i don’t even own it.
Insane video. How Pyro even got so many big creators do all these cameos is beyond me. Also love that every big question Pyro asked the creator of the game got him a reply of "yeah I just thought it would be cool".
The fact that hbomberguy, kritikal and sseth are in the same video is simply far too funny
@@RationaLessI honestly thought he used ai for that lol
@@beemo4wait its not ai???
@@deadlysgramer2850 I think the girl voice is AI but kritikal and the 2 other people bro mentioned that I don't know are actual voice overs by them
@@RationaLess and sneako
Love the developer literally having no idea why he did things this way or that way, or what things really mean. He just made it up.
3:32:13 Words can't describe how excited I was when I heard James Lee in this. His iconic voice and form of line delivery fits into the setting of this game pretty perfectly, he absolutely shined in this. James Lee my beloved
YES
I was trying to figure out who that was!! I knew I recognized it!
cringe
@@horbledorble5716 L comment
who the fuck is james lee
Couldn't have said it better. I definitely need to watch more of his content. The visuals for his videos are amazing, and his voice is very enjoyable to listen to.
I absolutely LOVE the different cameos in this video, ssethtzeentach at 2:30:54 is HILARIOUS he did a perfect job dubbing this character
god I love that guy
I had to relisten to the 5 million subs thing that he left in because it sounded nothing like him and more like Pyro taking a piss. I fucking love that guy
@@lonewaffle231 YES! Me too, I wasn't sure it was actually him lmao!!!!
SsethTzeentach is the absolute best.
This game Is totally up his alley too
Can we just say its really cool that Pyro got a bunch of different youtubers to voice some of the characters in this game? Its super impressive the effort he put into this video
Is it not just an ai voice?
@@thebabycakesmost are real i think
@@Balen- yeah even the biden one was real
that's not in-game? that's good because I thought most of them sounded so shit
No we cannot
Man, you assembled probably the greates voicecast anyone could have for their video, good job, Pyro!
I don't know how the hell he did it but literally getting like over 20 other creators to voice act is the single greatest act of collaboration I have ever seen and caused me to second guess my ears multiple times, after the markiplier joke I straight up believed mark was also going to make a cameo at some point.