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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  2 місяці тому +4282

    I stream and upload daily here btw www.youtube.com/@PyrocynicalVEVO

  • @maxiorxl
    @maxiorxl 2 місяці тому +5927

    Darkwood Polish slander
    8:46 - 9:14 - Miserable Polish life
    12:06 - 12:37 - Polish alcoholism
    13:16 - 13:23 - Polish cosplay
    16:30 - 16:40 - Polish potato consoomers
    17:11 - 17:17 - Polish health care
    19:44 - 20:23 - Greatest car Poland has to offer
    33:43 - 34:00 - Polish cuisine
    35:45 - 36:07 - Southern Poland air quality
    41:30 - 41:42 - Alcohol withdrawal (3 minutes without piwo)
    50:54 - 51:09 - Deflated pyro brain can't comprehend Polish
    51:33 - 51:50 - Psilocybin pierogi
    1:05:24 - 1:05:34 - Funny frog store (actually true)
    1:06:51 - 1:06:56 - Communist PPR social credit score
    2:00:08 - 2:00:17 - Polish engineering
    2:37:01 - 2:37:11 - Average Polish Dinner
    2:46:04 - 2:46:08 - Poland's most common loot
    3:59:17 - 3:59:29 - Polish wildlife
    4:05:04 - 4:05:25 - Polish language hard
    4:27:00 - 4:27:08 - :C
    5:24:01 - 5:24:20 - Polish legendary disciplinary techniques (they work)
    5:35:17 - 5:35:38 - Most sane polish ideas
    6:01:30 - 6:01:36 - Certified Polish made HEPA filter
    6:20:31 - 6:20:34 - Żubrówka moment
    6:31:41 - 6:31:51 - Every Polish radio station is brainrot (true)
    6:48:16 - 6:48:23 - Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
    6:53:04 - 6:53:20 - Least drunk polish person
    6:54:33 - 6:55:30 - Awful rosół slander, Logan Paul ass apology (we forgive), and correct Bri'ish "food" slander
    7:14:12 - 7:14:20 - Living in Poland induced schizo time
    7:15:45 - 7:15:51 - Polish KFC
    Slander count: 29 times
    Total time spent slandering poland : 7min 16s
    Average time spent on a bit : 0min 15s
    Longest bit : 0min 57s
    Shortest bit : 0min 03s
    Out of the entire video, 1.43% consists of slander

    • @tre4085
      @tre4085 2 місяці тому +246

      thank you for this

    • @17year_cicada
      @17year_cicada 2 місяці тому +307

      Pyro should be banned from visiting Poland for this

    • @ddragon9210
      @ddragon9210 2 місяці тому +62

      Truly a persona non grata

    • @clear4893
      @clear4893 2 місяці тому +73

      This guy is definitely polish

    • @captainzoggs
      @captainzoggs 2 місяці тому +86

      I did not think i Would ever see a UA-cam comment sweat

  • @fish526
    @fish526 2 місяці тому +19966

    I cant believe I spent 8 hours of my life watching a guy rant about the most normal living conditions within poland. Absolute cinema.

    • @taxevader3231
      @taxevader3231 2 місяці тому +403

      as a polish person i can confirm that barfwood is indeed a faithful representation of poland

    • @Enjoy33r
      @Enjoy33r 2 місяці тому +71

      as a Pole i confirm

    • @der-Dritte
      @der-Dritte 2 місяці тому +113

      very realistic, i had to fought 2 chompers while watching this in poland. he forgot to add the radidated Imperial war knights that comes to steal my money

    • @zenzors
      @zenzors 2 місяці тому +14

      I have 50 mins left :(

    • @azurreforsure
      @azurreforsure 2 місяці тому +26

      as a person from poland this is 100% true. darkwood is the best representation of our country, i'm so happy people like it :)

  • @VileEmcee
    @VileEmcee 2 місяці тому +14070

    Video starts: 0:00
    Yapping: 0:01 - 8:26:54
    Video ends: 8:26:55

  • @Muv22HD
    @Muv22HD 29 днів тому +960

    pyro pushing that 8 min mark

    • @jesser999
      @jesser999 18 днів тому

      More like pushing erotic roleplay on an 8 year old named Mark.

    • @cream3135
      @cream3135 13 днів тому +12

      @jesser999 if you've seen his response video you would have known he's innocent. But guess that doesn't matter to your petty little head

    • @Palachrist
      @Palachrist 6 годин тому

      @@cream3135is that what this is referring to? Honestly I thought it was making fun of the fact it’s an 8 1/2 hrs video. I’m reminded of leafy who made “chapters” into 30 seconds to draw it to the 8-10 minute 3ad point.

  • @Slug_ssbm
    @Slug_ssbm 2 місяці тому +11564

    Being a Pyro fan feels like being fed Prison food for a full year then eating a 3 Michelin star dinner for one day.
    Then going back to prison food until next year.
    Can’t wait for the 12 hour Inscryption video in 2025.

    • @TheBigGoon
      @TheBigGoon 2 місяці тому +278

      i honestly would be happy with this. especially since i love inscryption lmao

    • @danysou_1
      @danysou_1 2 місяці тому +345

      just reheat the old videos its not that hard

    • @restingsleep
      @restingsleep 2 місяці тому +48

      ykonw what sign me the hell up i would love an inscryption analysis

    • @Skrullyy
      @Skrullyy 2 місяці тому +64

      ​@@TheBigGoonflawed peacock has made an amazing 4 part series on inscryption that's 9 hours in total :3

    • @TheBigGoon
      @TheBigGoon 2 місяці тому

      @@Skrullyy goated

  • @Prosiegeplayer123
    @Prosiegeplayer123 2 місяці тому +3507

    I had to sit down and cry for a few minutes when I saw this in my feed because that means I have to watch it now

    • @waltch5711
      @waltch5711 2 місяці тому +316

      8 hour I could be spending listening to Talk Tuah

    • @excalibur2038
      @excalibur2038 2 місяці тому +56

      Fr, already called in work to tell them im sick

    • @A1Snoided
      @A1Snoided 2 місяці тому

      Please post some big black gay corn​@Speaker2400-m5i

    • @Protestan88
      @Protestan88 2 місяці тому +47

      @@excalibur2038I quit my job to watch this

    • @stromtrupr13
      @stromtrupr13 2 місяці тому +33

      8 hours i could have spend scrolling on tiktok... what a waste

  • @m4ksdz
    @m4ksdz 2 місяці тому +29184

    Can’t believe we’re in a Post-Darkwood video universe now

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 2 місяці тому +461

      Not even half an hour has passed and these awful bots are already showing up.

    • @m4ksdz
      @m4ksdz 2 місяці тому +480

      @@FaceBack18we still have bots Post-Darkwood video, disappointing

    • @User1234-5g
      @User1234-5g 2 місяці тому +132

      We dont, its all in le head.

    • @user-gf5yn9ti9r
      @user-gf5yn9ti9r 2 місяці тому +10

      Darkwood

    • @coleshomework
      @coleshomework 2 місяці тому +29

      we got darkwood b4 gta6 what a crazy world we live in

  • @teethmeat9667
    @teethmeat9667 27 днів тому +96

    Finally finished the video. watched in parts over a month. 10/10.

  • @wigligigly3375
    @wigligigly3375 Місяць тому +2614

    Pyro making fun of the Musician for finding a bloated mutant woman pretty is hilariously ironic

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 Місяць тому +77

      well well well Pyro, don't start getting any idea

    • @Andreatellsstories65c
      @Andreatellsstories65c Місяць тому +82

      He did say the blared musician “looked like something [he’d] commission”

    • @mrwubs._
      @mrwubs._ Місяць тому +66

      every time i read the comments on a pyro vid i cant tell if you people like him or hate him and now i dont know if im gonna get bullied for watching this

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 Місяць тому

      ikr? xD

    • @RoshDroz
      @RoshDroz Місяць тому

      Belching into your mouth rn. Also I'm very fat. Isn't that awesome?

  • @gorblonk3779
    @gorblonk3779 2 місяці тому +4577

    I love Pyro's attention to detail, how the character you play as is described as a hideous being and Pyro's cosplay perfectly shows that as he wears no makeup and its just his face.

    • @wensday2776
      @wensday2776 2 місяці тому +84

      Aye💀

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 місяці тому +222

      When I thought I finally found one positive comment on a Pyro video 💀

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 2 місяці тому +25

      Bro come on. :(

    • @BiggerBossN313
      @BiggerBossN313 2 місяці тому +65

      He’s saying this but you know he busted to him when he put on the dress a few months ago.

    • @Moth_Dust
      @Moth_Dust 2 місяці тому

      @@BiggerBossN313gotta support our boy

  • @StephenOfficial451
    @StephenOfficial451 2 місяці тому +7742

    Can't wait for pyro to spend the first 4 hours explaining what wood is

    • @ethanyamar1299
      @ethanyamar1299 2 місяці тому +532

      and the next 4 what dark is

    • @christianthompson7915
      @christianthompson7915 2 місяці тому +222

      @@ethanyamar1299and the last 26 minutes explaining how wood is dark

    • @devanmauch7843
      @devanmauch7843 2 місяці тому +125

      then the last 54 seconds about their sponsor, darkwood.

    • @DoctorRocter
      @DoctorRocter 2 місяці тому +6

      Nice goblin shark pfp

    • @insertnamehere349
      @insertnamehere349 2 місяці тому

      @Speaker2400-m5iyou’re disgusting

  • @TentaChicken
    @TentaChicken 28 днів тому +41

    despite pyro saying he was late to the video essay train for thsi game, ive never heard of it. watching the animation in the intro sequence while knowing *nothing* about the game... and then watching the entire video and coming back to it... its brilliant. Despite key moments spoiled in the animation, i wasnt aware they were spoilers throughout the video. talk about masterful immersion and brilliant storytelling through the video essay.
    psst... pyro you workin on a funger video? blink twice to say yes

  • @csldrsharkey7962
    @csldrsharkey7962 2 місяці тому +3906

    Here in lightwood we have
    -Plenty of food
    -No plague
    -Beautiful flowers
    -A lamb that spreads joy and gifts to the residents

  • @froggod6484
    @froggod6484 2 місяці тому +17214

    If Pyrocynical made this video he’d spend 8 and a half hours explaining what Darkwood is

    • @sirarcher7946
      @sirarcher7946 2 місяці тому +273

      So true

    • @Hazel_TheOne
      @Hazel_TheOne 2 місяці тому +320

      This video was secretly created by SlopLIVE all along

    • @brhh
      @brhh 2 місяці тому +108

      ​@umuppp-e7n what did you do wrong in life to end up like this?

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 місяці тому +61

      I've seen a dozen people making this same comment now, lol.
      Pyrocynicals comment section has become super brainrot... though it always was to a degree.

    • @HiddenConspiracy276
      @HiddenConspiracy276 2 місяці тому +39

      ​@@brhh its a bot

  • @beanzilla9513
    @beanzilla9513 2 місяці тому +5893

    It’s finally here!! NO MORE SLOP

    • @Youwannabe_RottingMeat_sobad
      @Youwannabe_RottingMeat_sobad 2 місяці тому +68

      Average Mr beast

    • @ihave_noidea_tbh
      @ihave_noidea_tbh 2 місяці тому +45

      yummy slop to inflate the piggies

    • @TuriGamer
      @TuriGamer 2 місяці тому +49

      This is the absolute definition of slop
      You got me messed up if you think any effort went into writing an 8 hour script
      this is just a working day worth of train of thought

    • @ferikhoros8802
      @ferikhoros8802 2 місяці тому +3

      Ah hell yeah another 8 hours banger

    • @lordofvapor9476
      @lordofvapor9476 2 місяці тому +9

      This is 8 hours of slop little bro

  • @RyanHollinger
    @RyanHollinger 7 днів тому +26

    I’m not one for watching long video essays, but I couldn’t say no to this. Very compelling delivery!

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 2 місяці тому +3688

    This video has been in the works for so long that there are probably more recent-ish Pyro watchers who thought that "I'm still working on the Darkwood video" was just a running gag.

    • @She_BElieVEd
      @She_BElieVEd 2 місяці тому +421

      yeah, don't worry about that. we all know that the only true running gag is petscop 2

    • @justdoingmything
      @justdoingmything 2 місяці тому +88

      @@She_BElieVEdthat’s never coming I’m convinced

    • @jamesprevatke5973
      @jamesprevatke5973 2 місяці тому +51

      @@She_BElieVEd its coming!!! its gonna come i swear!!!

    • @hamish4022
      @hamish4022 2 місяці тому +2

      Genuinely me

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 місяці тому +14

      @@hamish4022 For me, it was Jay Exci's Doctor Who video. I had been watching her stuff for so long before I realised she actually was working on that video and it wasn't just a meme.

  • @Fullchristainname
    @Fullchristainname 2 місяці тому +4623

    Nobody introduce Pyro to Fear and Hunger if he tries to make a video on that we’ll never see him again.

    • @inurpocket
      @inurpocket 2 місяці тому +952

      i have bad news for you

    • @orthusbased9665
      @orthusbased9665 2 місяці тому +535

      He already plans to make a Funger Main channel video...

    • @PGGspeck
      @PGGspeck 2 місяці тому +311

      he teases the fear and hunger video inside the vido

    • @dyrania
      @dyrania 2 місяці тому +208

      Man literally played it in the past 2 weeks, there’s unlisted VOD’s of it

    • @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649
      @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649 2 місяці тому +32

      Bad news...

  • @nahuelabate3409
    @nahuelabate3409 2 місяці тому +1857

    If Darkwood takes place in 1986 that means you in game have one entire year to prevent the bite of 87

    • @zed_2ed929
      @zed_2ed929 2 місяці тому +155

      I find this comment funny as it references a different media that is not connected to the original media being discussed 7.8/10 comment.

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 Місяць тому +58

      This reply to this comment deserves a 2/10, doesn't reference the video at all in a direct way
      I played the game, I gave up before chapter 2. This was my direct statement about the video

    • @rottinglaz
      @rottinglaz Місяць тому +17

      The response to the reply to this comment deserves a solid 4/10 for 3 key factors.
      1. They played the game
      2. They made direct correlation to the game
      3. I somewhat agree with the rating
      4. They gave up!!

    • @colinothebambino
      @colinothebambino Місяць тому +12

      The reply to the response to the reply to this comment is great, giving an in-depth break down of exactly what makes it a good comment, while directly keeping the game in mind. Light 8/10.
      Is what I would say, No Furry Vore, 0/10

    • @odwmsadngklngdklngdfgklndfsg
      @odwmsadngklngdklngdfgklndfsg Місяць тому +10

      The response to the reply to the response to the reply is really mid-tier, as they gave their response which was pretty okay... but they said that the reply to the response to the reply was a 0/10 because of "No Furry Vore". Deplorable. 0/10 response.

  • @maulmemes
    @maulmemes Місяць тому +435

    Seeing Badger, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, Yahiamice, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, and Yahiamice all in one video caused a simultaneous, combined seizure from all of them in my brain.
    It's Hunt Down the Freeman's potential fully realized.

    • @4thmonitorion731
      @4thmonitorion731 Місяць тому +46

      MAN DIDN'T MENTION SUPER EYEPATCH WOLF 😔

    • @maulmemes
      @maulmemes Місяць тому

      @@4thmonitorion731 fuh q

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru Місяць тому +8

      What does pelo do in this video I didn’t even know he was in it

    • @cs7490
      @cs7490 Місяць тому +5

      Any chance you could time-stamp all of these? Would be a stupid top-tier comment if you did.

    • @ncamer
      @ncamer Місяць тому +5

      I think that’s Albino at 3:55:15, also

  • @mmat796
    @mmat796 2 місяці тому +1317

    gotta give it to pyro with the attention to details on the cosplay
    he even got the disfigured face down perfectly

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 2 місяці тому +62

      We still have to hear his voice though, unfortunately...

    • @axa6503
      @axa6503 2 місяці тому +7

      underrated comment 🤣

  • @DolanDarkest
    @DolanDarkest 2 місяці тому +6661

    Darkwood is never coming out

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 місяці тому +164

      When will sloplive make a summary video. I NEED MY 10 SECOND SLOP!!

    • @sy_phy42069
      @sy_phy42069 2 місяці тому +10

      Hi Dolan

    • @S3alTheTrooper
      @S3alTheTrooper 2 місяці тому +32

      make a slop video about darkwood pls

    • @skippydinglechalkk
      @skippydinglechalkk 2 місяці тому +5

      thanks for sloppin by jay

    • @zacbailey6507
      @zacbailey6507 2 місяці тому +4

      clever, laughing until crying emoji

  • @mrluckyboom5559
    @mrluckyboom5559 2 місяці тому +1989

    After sitting here for hours, I have found all the Breaking Bad references in this video (I hope)
    1 - 14:36
    2 - 28:21
    3 - 31:35
    4 - 33:35
    5 - 33:41
    6 - 43:45
    7 - 53:44
    8 - 1:06:06
    9 - 1:11:55
    10 - 1:22:43
    11 - 1:34:56
    12 - 1:37:20
    13 - 2:36:50
    14 - 2:45:43
    15 - 3:37:19
    16 - 3:47:25
    17 - 3:58:22
    18 - 4:33:58
    19 - 5:35:32
    20 - 6:34:45
    21 - 6:36:28
    22 - 7:27:54
    23 - 7:37:13
    24 - 7:40:20
    25 - 7:43:06

    • @zionfreeman303
      @zionfreeman303 2 місяці тому +58

      No one asked you to do this

    • @mrluckyboom5559
      @mrluckyboom5559 2 місяці тому +225

      @@zionfreeman303 I have no life so why not

    • @ARTQTCA
      @ARTQTCA 2 місяці тому +119

      thank you for your service

    • @stop.me.7395
      @stop.me.7395 2 місяці тому +77

      Yo my man, you have wasted your time so I can smile. Thank you.

    • @seanwallcroft6272
      @seanwallcroft6272 2 місяці тому +18

      You absolute madman, we salute you

  • @delgeveus7506
    @delgeveus7506 5 днів тому +9

    That Dark Wood barricade joke at 5:00:45 scared me shitless, no one should ever fall victim over that pyro jumpscare

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 2 місяці тому +1911

    Ok you guys, I'm gonna go cryogenically freeze myself until 8 years from now when pyro uploads Petscop 2

    • @Victor_Saltzpyre
      @Victor_Saltzpyre 2 місяці тому +10

      W

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov 2 місяці тому +63

      *Petslop 2

    • @Koalades
      @Koalades 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@VasiliyOgniovbro tryna say Petslop 2 not the most underrated game of all time?

    • @MrBananaThe1st
      @MrBananaThe1st 2 місяці тому +12

      don’t expect anything apart from a breaking bad reference and the words petscop 2 flashing up every five seconds

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 2 місяці тому +6

      No yapping 8 years, bros going to heaven

  • @ZebbyD
    @ZebbyD 2 місяці тому +2420

    I literally cried when John Darkwood said "Man these Woods sure are Dark"
    Absolute Cinema

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 місяці тому +35

      Truly the Citizen Kane of videogames

    • @mambode
      @mambode 2 місяці тому +66

      I… AM DARKWOOD!
      -Jack black

    • @SIE3114
      @SIE3114 2 місяці тому +24

      woodheimer: man its dark

    • @Maddymiami0809
      @Maddymiami0809 2 місяці тому

      Just made me spit my drink everywhere u bastard

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 2 місяці тому +23

      "I must kill the dark!"
      "No John, you are the dark."
      And then John was a wood.

  • @wiktormaek4272
    @wiktormaek4272 2 місяці тому +3445

    When the words "SOMA" came up on screen I read it as "SIGMA" and never wanted to end my life more

    • @Jonathan-k6c
      @Jonathan-k6c 2 місяці тому +121

      Peak comedy

    • @Vase94
      @Vase94 2 місяці тому +75

      That's why you don't consume brainrot, bud.

    • @kronron4894
      @kronron4894 2 місяці тому +68

      were you mewing by any chance as you saw that?

    • @ToxicJelly9
      @ToxicJelly9 2 місяці тому +4

      Well if you did it, it would at least spare health services of having to cure your brainrot

    • @IasonSfixter
      @IasonSfixter 2 місяці тому +35

      Smegma male

  • @dejanmarinovic3569
    @dejanmarinovic3569 Місяць тому +48

    Breaking Bad reference timestamps:
    14:36
    33:37
    33:42
    43:46
    53:44
    01:06:06
    01:11:56
    01:22:43
    01:37:20
    02:33:24
    02:36:50
    02:45:43
    03:37:20
    03:47:26
    03:58:22
    04:33:59
    05:30:34
    05:35:32
    06:34:44
    06:36:28
    07:27:55
    07:37:13
    07:40:20
    07:43:07

  • @The_Panda-g9i
    @The_Panda-g9i 2 місяці тому +3945

    Pyro as a brit making fun of poland for looking grey and everything being bad is just unbelievebly entertaining to me

    • @druidplayz2313
      @druidplayz2313 2 місяці тому +357

      Britan is grey and depressing poland is gray and depressing but with trees

    • @dogeboithedoomslayer
      @dogeboithedoomslayer 2 місяці тому +91

      Britain could actually be considered a 2nd world country at this point.

    • @Scottzero1998
      @Scottzero1998 2 місяці тому +119

      Britain is Poland but it's illegal to do anything fun and you're not allowed to defend yourself.

    • @retardedfox6392
      @retardedfox6392 2 місяці тому

      What? Really? I though he liked Poland lmao

    • @miss_bec
      @miss_bec 2 місяці тому +10

      friendly fire

  • @JohnCarcer
    @JohnCarcer 2 місяці тому +13287

    Thank you Ecco2k for not letting us wait another year to see this 🗣🐐

    • @adorman
      @adorman 2 місяці тому +58

      Who's Ecco2k?

    • @niekola
      @niekola 2 місяці тому +513

      @@adorman no peroxide i stay dark

    • @Fitxh
      @Fitxh 2 місяці тому +5

      what’s the song name btw

    • @JohnCarcer
      @JohnCarcer 2 місяці тому +87

      @@Fitxh Peroxide

    • @twelve1844
      @twelve1844 2 місяці тому +164

      ​@@adormanyou're not a real drainer if you dont know bb ecco

  • @francismartial6427
    @francismartial6427 Місяць тому +17

    4:41:19 Colossals performance as the crippled old man was insane😭

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 2 місяці тому +2240

    Damn, that voice for Piotrek is annoying

    • @fayegoh
      @fayegoh 2 місяці тому +12

      omg upisnotjumpe

    • @thebottlecapman2463
      @thebottlecapman2463 2 місяці тому +19

      I wonder why🤔

    • @casualplaguedoctor
      @casualplaguedoctor 2 місяці тому +3

      Gaming

    • @Tezzeon
      @Tezzeon 2 місяці тому +27

      I cant keep getting jumpscared by you turning up in Pyros videos

    • @C00l_Whip
      @C00l_Whip 2 місяці тому +31

      Best voice in the video imo tied with the musician

  • @BeamBuddyy
    @BeamBuddyy 2 місяці тому +5617

    Can’t believe pyro just took my entire video and re-uploaded it on his channel.

    • @BadFoxxo950
      @BadFoxxo950 2 місяці тому +66

      It’s you!

    • @UNLKYHNTR
      @UNLKYHNTR 2 місяці тому +172

      Great channel, dude!!! Your SOMA and DARKWOOD videos are amazing!!!

    • @jackastro619
      @jackastro619 2 місяці тому +236

      So are y’all going to kiss in a collab video in the future?

    • @flutterg1035
      @flutterg1035 2 місяці тому +22

      You should sue

    • @cheezitman1307
      @cheezitman1307 2 місяці тому +87

      that guy a bit above me is right. you and pyro should kiss

  • @AdventureNoises
    @AdventureNoises 2 місяці тому +1731

    Was an absolute delight the our studio could animate for this! Absolute W vid overall.

    • @hattrickmusic5780
      @hattrickmusic5780 2 місяці тому +42

      based

    • @bravelydefaulted
      @bravelydefaulted 2 місяці тому +32

      @@AdventureNoises yall did amazing!!!!

    • @ambivvvvvvvvvalence
      @ambivvvvvvvvvalence 2 місяці тому

      @Speaker2400-m5i If true, hopefully someone comes along to provide the same service to you 😊

    • @AdventureNoises
      @AdventureNoises 2 місяці тому +33

      @@bravelydefaulted Thanks so much! We had a LOT of fun on this.

    • @AdventureNoises
      @AdventureNoises 2 місяці тому +14

      @@hattrickmusic5780 No u

  • @Abdaltu
    @Abdaltu День тому +1

    GOD, what a video !
    The voice acting, the animation, the narrating, the music used, it was all beautifully made and amazing. Hearing music from dmc1 and some resident evil's was such a nice touch to the video.
    Everything was captivating, well scripter and entertaining. Even tho it took me 4 sessions of watching to complete the video, it did not disappoint. It's amazing to see the progress you've made Pyro, and the fact that you've gathered all these people for Darkwood is just fantastic.
    Thank you for the video, sincerely.

  • @Kolyvri
    @Kolyvri 2 місяці тому +793

    8 hours of pure cinema. I still can't believe i watched the whole thing, it took me 3 days. Not many people put so much care into a craft this huge just for a piece of media they really find fascinating. I hope this video works really well Pyro, it deserves every single view.

    • @bonbon1653
      @bonbon1653 2 місяці тому +25

      💯 agree. Now I REALLY want Petscop ❤❤❤

    • @RizzY_RUS
      @RizzY_RUS 2 місяці тому +7

      So true Mr slugcat

    • @theshooterflynn
      @theshooterflynn 2 місяці тому +7

      It took me spacing this out over 3 days to watch it too, and there's so much I feel I didn't understand 😂 This video and all the work put into it is going to be my background/meditation for a long while

    • @mintboy460
      @mintboy460 2 місяці тому +1

      Slop

    • @amelialambert2846
      @amelialambert2846 2 місяці тому

      @@theshooterflynnyou shouldn’t meditate to horror games, bad energy

  • @CaptainTorres0713
    @CaptainTorres0713 2 місяці тому +4402

    16k views in 1 hour 😭
    we are NOT getting another main channel video again

    • @scottbradford8041
      @scottbradford8041 2 місяці тому +311

      For me it says 27k likes with 19k views, bro has made a deal with ghosts

    • @fullcapacity1123
      @fullcapacity1123 2 місяці тому +28

      Its glitched i think, theres more likes than views

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah it’s definitely glitchy more likes than views

    • @ItzRooster
      @ItzRooster 2 місяці тому

      UA-cam normally takes a while to catch up on view ​@@redwiltshire1816

    • @shahmatsharar2967
      @shahmatsharar2967 2 місяці тому +20

      Let people come back home from work so they can watch. Others (like me) probably just saw the title and hit like to watch later at home

  • @icingmikumarko9921
    @icingmikumarko9921 2 місяці тому +5086

    So guys we did it…we finally released slopwood

  • @Brizioss
    @Brizioss Місяць тому +18

    Tbf the whole log of wood heals you faster than the plank. Saved me in a couple of circumstances

  • @reginaldogron4306
    @reginaldogron4306 2 місяці тому +1129

    The contrast between the Darkwood guys and Ville Kallio is hilarious, they're actually explaining their design decisions while Ville was like "Idk man, I barely remember making the game I just threw a bunch of random shit in there"

    • @MR.CONTROVERSIAL.
      @MR.CONTROVERSIAL. 2 місяці тому +11

      Fr😂

    • @dotdot5906
      @dotdot5906 2 місяці тому +116

      I'm not gonna lie, Pyro's questions to Ville were really just a bunch of senseless Вs. There's so many things you could ask the dude and Pyro just went for "omg why you did this quirky thing"

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 2 місяці тому +144

      That interview was lowkey ass, Ville is obviously a super shy/awkward guy with the camera on atleast, and Pyro kept asking him hyper-specific questions about contet in the game rather than more broad topics he could've immediately answered.

    • @byattwurns1553
      @byattwurns1553 2 місяці тому +79

      ​@@anusaukko6792I thought the interview was fine tbh. Don't get what all the crying is about.

    • @Superneo3210
      @Superneo3210 2 місяці тому +54

      @@byattwurns1553 I love Pyro, but the interview was bad, because you cant ask an artist"What does it mean?" question. Its like asking Christopher Nolan for the 100th time"In the inseption was it dream or real in the end???"

  • @reddredd1179
    @reddredd1179 2 місяці тому +916

    I like how Piotrek wants to build a rocket and even has a picture of Yuri Gagarin, yet didn’t take the fuel out of the tractor even though Yuri died because the aircraft ran out of fuel.

    • @milkmanjoe5705
      @milkmanjoe5705 2 місяці тому +111

      Seems intentional, one perspective can see that he doesn't remember the fuel because the disease is affecting his logic, I mean the man is building a rocket out of a tractor he's got some screws loose. Or there is the intentional irony of how Yuri Gagarin the man he looks up to also didn't have enough fuel. I think both are possible and this is just a cool detail the devs put in for us ❤

    • @Miner4472
      @Miner4472 2 місяці тому +22

      I thought the whole reason Yuri died was the an unauthorised MiG-21 buzzed his MiG-15 and the aircraft was unrecoverable. So was the fuel related to that?

    • @Merble
      @Merble 7 днів тому

      Piotrek is Elon, except smarter.

  • @AutoBlesser
    @AutoBlesser 2 місяці тому +1218

    Bless the Elephant's Voice Actor, she's the ONLY ONE PERSON who said Polish name properly, 5 hours in, after all those 'Dżans' and 'Zoczas'. Bless her soul

    • @gnocchi6610
      @gnocchi6610 2 місяці тому +130

      I am going to beat pyrocynical with a brick

    • @mistercappuccino
      @mistercappuccino 2 місяці тому +177

      They even get English words incorrect lol. "Sow" (female pig) rhymes with "cow", yet they all pronounce it like "so".

    • @dreams1205
      @dreams1205 2 місяці тому +78

      ​@@mistercappuccinoaccents exist

    • @WeasleFireable
      @WeasleFireable 2 місяці тому +59

      Too bad she does not pronounce 'leper' correctly.

    • @ArnoldsKtm
      @ArnoldsKtm 2 місяці тому +33

      People like you annoy me.

  • @SoldierGuy05
    @SoldierGuy05 Місяць тому +20

    8:01:33 I feel that the main character became a sleeper around the end of the first chapter, and he wandered to where you wake up, but it also means that everything in chapter 2 that happened was just a dream, to the wolfman returning if you didn’t follow his quest to surviving each night you did in chapter 2, it also explains with the mushroom lady why the eat her option always appeared, it was your dream subconscious wanting to do it
    This also means that everyone you do interact and kill are also apart of your dream, for example the mushroom lady and wolfman
    Now I could be entirely wrong but it feels like it makes sense

    • @philleotardo8542
      @philleotardo8542 26 днів тому +3

      i think he becomes one when you walk past the talking tree, at the end of the path before you reach the outside area with the network lines there’s a dark thicket of trees you need to pass through and i took that as the entrance to the heart of the woods, and everything past that is a dream

    • @Dragonborn-kn5ey
      @Dragonborn-kn5ey 6 днів тому

      Its confirmed this is not the case, your actions in the second chapters such as what happens to elephants cause differences in the end cards. Interesting theory tho!

    • @SoldierGuy05
      @SoldierGuy05 6 днів тому

      @@Dragonborn-kn5ey Oh

  • @Laveyski
    @Laveyski 2 місяці тому +458

    5:00:51 hits hard while in a dark room with no sounds

  • @Ghost_in_a_Jacket
    @Ghost_in_a_Jacket 2 місяці тому +597

    8 hour video no sponsor no ads pyro has to be going thru it rn

    • @EspressoStreams
      @EspressoStreams 2 місяці тому +66

      I remember back when he'd let sponsors do bidding wars to get the most money out of a video. What a time.
      I don't think he's able to get sponsored on this one just because of the themes of the content. They're notoriously difficult to get on videos like this. Not to mention, sponsors usually want to watch the entire video to screen them for brand compliance so... no business in their right mind would dedicate staff for a full+ work shift to screening for one sponsorship.

    • @Philip-qq7ql
      @Philip-qq7ql 2 місяці тому +34

      His slop channel can probably cover the costs

    • @Bloob3ri
      @Bloob3ri 2 місяці тому +18

      I hv ads every 5 mins

    • @kilow76
      @kilow76 2 місяці тому +11

      No ads? I get ads every 5-10 minutes

    • @EspressoStreams
      @EspressoStreams 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kilow76 sponsorships and ads aren’t the same thing.

  • @IR-Fan
    @IR-Fan 2 місяці тому +476

    can see why Pyro really likes Darkwood, and that is because:
    -Incredible- -yet- -suspenseful- -horror- -game-
    -Engaging- -combat- -and- -creative- -game- -mechanics-
    Wolfman keep saying "meat".

    • @孙晴雪
      @孙晴雪 2 місяці тому

      thank you russiabagger

    • @Медведь-ж3с
      @Медведь-ж3с 2 місяці тому +34

      all in le head

    • @colorphone5154
      @colorphone5154 2 місяці тому +17

      "all in le head" we pyro viewers say in unison

    • @Owch-
      @Owch- 2 місяці тому +23

      Also because the wolf licked him

  • @idkwhatimdoingproductions8824
    @idkwhatimdoingproductions8824 Місяць тому +8

    With all jokes aside, this has to be some of the best content youtube has to offer, i genuinely look forward to each and every video you make and get visibly happy when i see the notification, I am so serious when i say that you should genuinely be so fucking proud of yourself, even if you'd die tomorrow you should be content with what you've got out of life by making these videos. Your fans aren't the most serious folk out there, but i think that underneath lies a deep admiration for your work. Yes im glazing

  • @nera9526
    @nera9526 2 місяці тому +715

    3 hours in. cosplays, voice overs, animations, etc are so peak. insanely well done, pyro and all the people that had hands in this project. congrats on getting it out! just bought the game c:

    • @fbi6522
      @fbi6522 2 місяці тому +12

      Glazer

    • @bruhmoment8881
      @bruhmoment8881 2 місяці тому +25

      get it out of your mouth bro 😭😭

    • @knightmare5097
      @knightmare5097 2 місяці тому +123

      Bro: Compliments Pyro for something.
      Everyone else: *Stop glazing!!!!!!!!*

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 2 місяці тому +101

      8 and a half hour documentary on a semi-obscure horror game with some of the best production value on UA-cam.
      ''Yo Pyro this vid was fire!''
      ''Stop glazing''
      Is this a Pyro fan problem or youtube brainrot?

    • @sadlysleepy5592
      @sadlysleepy5592 2 місяці тому

      @@anusaukko6792 both, it's actually wild how embarrassing the fans are getting lmao, its a good video, no idea why they gotta be toxic about it.

  • @Force_Of_Habit
    @Force_Of_Habit 2 місяці тому +536

    A little detail you might have missed: the being is an infant of its species. Back in the first dream, the lamp that's surrounded by sleepers and dead bodies slowly turns into a baby or fetus. This looks very much like the crater where the being lies surrounded by sleepers and dead people.

    • @eggsbenedictgaming748
      @eggsbenedictgaming748 2 місяці тому +59

      6 months and he missed this... 0/10 flopwood video, never let him make a youtube essay again

    • @MrKing-771
      @MrKing-771 Місяць тому +1

      You're trying to apply mammalian qualities to alien space goo.

    • @Force_Of_Habit
      @Force_Of_Habit Місяць тому +10

      @@MrKing-771 it's only symbolism

    • @jeanneb6320
      @jeanneb6320 Місяць тому +2

      It also really resembles the embryos you find throughout

    • @Force_Of_Habit
      @Force_Of_Habit Місяць тому +1

      @@jeanneb6320 that's right

  • @cyrthurix
    @cyrthurix 2 місяці тому +525

    What a collab, man. Ever since you applied yourself to long form content like this it's been a treat to get that notification of an upload. The voice actors did a terrific job, the cosplay, the narration, the script, the hours upon hours and hours of playing this game to get everything you could out of it, and piecing the puzzle together for us. It's all just fucking amazing. I don't care if people joke about the length of the video, it's just an incredible piece of media and it's for fucking free. That's amazing. I'm buying a couple shirts, hope your finances recover. You've earned it.

    • @jacksentertainmentsystem3190
      @jacksentertainmentsystem3190 2 місяці тому +30

      Seriously. I know the joke is to belittle Pyro for his longform content, but the amount of actual research and production quality in each episode he's made (and the increase each time) makes him one of the best essayists on youtube.

    • @user-rk1tb5yd3u
      @user-rk1tb5yd3u 2 місяці тому +3

      He doin tricks on it holy shmoly

    • @NileFive
      @NileFive 2 місяці тому +2

      Holy yap

    • @nikodemasgircys7252
      @nikodemasgircys7252 2 місяці тому +12

      honestly most of the voice acting sucked and the video would've been better if pyro himself simply read the dialogue without voice acting.

    • @charliewhojustsohappenstoh6644
      @charliewhojustsohappenstoh6644 2 місяці тому +3

      @@nikodemasgircys7252 nah the voice acting was decent, didn't like the wold that much but apart from that it was good and much more immersive than if he did it

  • @comrade7324
    @comrade7324 11 днів тому +6

    Hearing foekoe talk in a calm collected voice for extended periods of time was truly the scariest part

  • @theall3ycat04
    @theall3ycat04 2 місяці тому +1324

    Whoever voiced the old man in the wheelchair was incredible. Felt like a bloodborne npc

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 2 місяці тому +215

      Colossal really did an incredible job with both him and the chicken lady.

    • @DragonnRider
      @DragonnRider 2 місяці тому +120

      lol he's just playing himself

    • @sigurd3580
      @sigurd3580 2 місяці тому +40

      @@anitaremenarova6662 Chicken lady sounds a lot more like SsethTzeentach

    • @leechadwick2612
      @leechadwick2612 2 місяці тому +6

      I think it’s colossal is crazy

    • @OfKingsXI
      @OfKingsXI 2 місяці тому

      and whoever did the wolf fuckin sucked

  • @krzysztofkluzek355
    @krzysztofkluzek355 2 місяці тому +1641

    Local British man mispronounces basic Polish words for 8 hours

    • @kajko0819
      @kajko0819 2 місяці тому +4

      real

    • @BigYous
      @BigYous 2 місяці тому +56

      English words too

    • @CH-1060forEel
      @CH-1060forEel 2 місяці тому +77

      english too, he doesnt say 'bough' or 'sow' correctly once

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 2 місяці тому +13

      @@CH-1060forEelit’s maddening
      Is it an intentional engagement bait thing? Do younger people not now how to pronounce sow?

    • @OYosh0
      @OYosh0 2 місяці тому +10

      Your user makes this 10x funnier

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 2 місяці тому +1206

    2 hour long movie? Nah I don’t got the attention span for that.
    8 hour long video about a game I’ve never played? Sign me up!
    Why am I like this 💀

    • @averagedudeyoucanfind7137
      @averagedudeyoucanfind7137 2 місяці тому +22

      Cause you like having fun?

    • @JeremyBX
      @JeremyBX 2 місяці тому +28

      For me i can watch this in podcast form over a couple of weeks, enjoying someone be passionate about something
      but for movies it requires your ears AND eyes
      plus gotta get all invested in the plot & characters and sh!t...
      (just tryna make sense of first world problems :D

    • @Dondillilochevrolet
      @Dondillilochevrolet 2 місяці тому +2

      @@JeremyBXsad when you break it down like that

    • @Meg_goodman8
      @Meg_goodman8 2 місяці тому +3

      Kinda the same for me. I really like to watch about a person talking about their passion/favourite thing

    • @mongolhorde5827
      @mongolhorde5827 2 місяці тому

      autism

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop Місяць тому +13

    Darkwood marriage situation is insane

    • @tonyzefox
      @tonyzefox 20 днів тому +1

      Marriage??? Marriage fear and hunger??????

  • @LeemVonNelly
    @LeemVonNelly 2 місяці тому +333

    And Englishman getting a Welshman to voice a polish doctor is peak fiction

    • @Bluejaywitharedscarf
      @Bluejaywitharedscarf 2 місяці тому +18

      What better is getting Russian Badger to voice the "furry", especially when you get to know russian badger more. Basically he (russian badger) is on the furry community's white list.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 2 місяці тому +59

      @@Bluejaywitharedscarf After that horrendous performance he should be on a hitlist, literally a homeless man off the street would've done a better job there.

    • @KopaczDziur
      @KopaczDziur 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@Bluejaywitharedscarf No it's not, I like Badger's voice in his goofy videos, but he's done a terrible job here

    • @Holy_Moly69
      @Holy_Moly69 2 місяці тому +15

      @@anitaremenarova6662 hes honestly just a bad voice actor lol, he was bad as king minos in maxors ultrakill video too. But the guys cool enough to where it doesnt really bother me that much tbh

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Holy_Moly69 Max0r doesn't really go for immersion so it didn't matter there but does it really pain to listen to here especially with everyone else doing so well.

  • @DanielTabet
    @DanielTabet 2 місяці тому +529

    The level of polish and expertise that's present THE ENTIRE WAY through this 8hr video is insane. Incredible work!

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 2 місяці тому +92

      Well yeah, the game's Polish

    • @DanielTabet
      @DanielTabet 2 місяці тому +6

      @@obamnaprismus dude, nailed it!! 🤣

    • @dgmt1
      @dgmt1 2 місяці тому +15

      the presentation and polish within the game are incredible. However the voices and animated sequences that pyro added are quite cringey and really detract from the experience.

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@dgmt1 the animation is mostly fine but some of the character like the wolf man voice is really bad

    • @puddy9152
      @puddy9152 2 місяці тому +16

      @@dgmt1 I mean you don't expect him to hire professional voice actors for every line in an eight hour video, do you? I at least found them charming, even though many of them weren't exactly oscar-worthy.

  • @mushromus7764
    @mushromus7764 2 місяці тому +515

    "Calling a horror game horror because of jumpscares is like calling a comic a comedian because he tickles you"

    • @masterofbloopers
      @masterofbloopers 2 місяці тому +32

      That is brilliant. I'm stealing that.

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 2 місяці тому +27

      @@masterofbloopers I stole it too so feel free :p

  • @ickyguardian6147
    @ickyguardian6147 Місяць тому +10

    Fun fact about the bike man, if you had any booze in your previous hideout and gave one to him so he could transport your stuff, he'll drink EVERY BOTTLE OF BOOZE you had.

  • @Banditoe
    @Banditoe 2 місяці тому +3182

    Fell asleep already 0:10

    • @abhiyaan7265
      @abhiyaan7265 2 місяці тому +65

      Atleast you'll get some sleep

    • @Banditoe
      @Banditoe 2 місяці тому +53

      @@abhiyaan7265 Crusader’s Crossbow depending on range with a random Crit does 114-225 DMG.

    • @mishaaskar
      @mishaaskar 2 місяці тому +16

      Imagine waiting months for a 2/10 animation

    • @Banditoe
      @Banditoe 2 місяці тому +60

      @@mishaaskar didn’t see. Fell asleep

    • @iBerith
      @iBerith 2 місяці тому +6

      Tough

  • @jengbiff
    @jengbiff 2 місяці тому +485

    Can’t wait to spend the next week putting this on as I go to bed, only to spend the rest of the following day trying to work out what time stamp I fell asleep at.

    • @Wxviess
      @Wxviess 2 місяці тому +8

      I've spent the past 2 days doing that and finally got the time to finish it since a few minutes ago haha

    • @Vyuel
      @Vyuel 2 місяці тому

      Just finished the video, i fell asleep 5 times during the course of watching it lol

    • @GalaxyIrish
      @GalaxyIrish 2 місяці тому +1

      This is probably why pyro's videos do so well. UA-cam things man is creating such fire content that we watch the 8 hour video 16 times

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 Місяць тому

      The modern plight of long-form content right here.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 2 місяці тому +115

    timestamps for anyone curious:
    15:59 Prologue
    33:06 Chapter 1
    4:00:53 Chapter 2
    6:50:43 Epilogue

  • @Fenix_the_12
    @Fenix_the_12 2 місяці тому +982

    8 hours and no timestamps? Darkwood situation is really insane

    • @CityeditsUnofficial
      @CityeditsUnofficial 2 місяці тому +31

      *slopwood

    • @MrBananaThe1st
      @MrBananaThe1st 2 місяці тому

      I’ll give you a time stamp
      Start 00:00
      End 8:26:55

    • @brighttooth3436
      @brighttooth3436 2 місяці тому +14

      @@CityeditsUnofficial how can you call this slop lol, its acctually really good. Genuinely my favourite video on youtube.

    • @catrasauce
      @catrasauce 2 місяці тому

      ​@@brighttooth3436running gag, his community is full of brainrot and making fun of him is a common thing

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 Місяць тому +1

      You're not meant to skip parts

  • @the_ghost_boy
    @the_ghost_boy 10 днів тому +2

    I'm always so impressed by how many UA-camrs you get in on your main channel videos, love them

  • @MaybeLastMaybeNot
    @MaybeLastMaybeNot Місяць тому +905

    Man, not to drag the other people who voice acted in this but going from the doctor sounding so good he had me thinking its actual audio from the game to the wolf just being therussianbadger and sseth screeching as the chicken lady you can feel who is an actual voice actor. I didnt even know it was cdawg until i read the description.

    • @riv7797
      @riv7797 Місяць тому +134

      Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Connor is the only person with actual voice acting experience or training so he's probably going to be the best sounding, of course some creators are still able to give a good performance despite that. Pyro just reached out to other creators or friends and went with whoever was up for it so quality isn't going to be insane, but it's not really something that I have issues with because I'm not expecting movie tier acting. Also, I feel that once you hear Connor for enough time, you can tell when he's voicing a character because his voice is quite recognizable.

    • @MeCantSpell
      @MeCantSpell Місяць тому +66

      The opposite happened for me, I immediately recognized cDawg, his work felt so much more similar to the work he did in the My House.wad video. I felt that the Wolfman dude was familiar, but couldn't pin it down to TheRussianBadger but by god, I had no idea Sseth had another range of voice...

    • @chaiges2636
      @chaiges2636 Місяць тому +114

      maybe im just a hater but the wolf voice felt soooooo off and I didn't like it.

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 Місяць тому +19

      I had no idea it even WAS Sseth until I heard someone else mention it. I thought it was Colossal at first lol. I think Sseth did a REALLY good job honestly, but that might just be me.

    • @MrKing-771
      @MrKing-771 Місяць тому +11

      UA-camrs aren't voice actors

  • @NotAlbino
    @NotAlbino 2 місяці тому +383

    Łódź mentioned

    • @TheSilly6403
      @TheSilly6403 2 місяці тому +13

      dog!

    • @japersi2093
      @japersi2093 2 місяці тому +11

      Worst jumpscare in the entire video..
      Apart from snus maggot

    • @ortxxxm
      @ortxxxm 2 місяці тому

      I agree, Mr. Bino

    • @kraye_
      @kraye_ 2 місяці тому +3

      Pyro feeds us slop, you feed us snus

    • @4zau
      @4zau 2 місяці тому +5

      dementia dog is here

  • @DeMon-px1yk
    @DeMon-px1yk 2 місяці тому +1212

    Finally, after 30,000 years of slumber, hogs feast on something other than daily slop. In Darkwood we trust

    • @johnsalamii
      @johnsalamii 2 місяці тому +24

      cant wait for the next vid in 18 years

    • @pkthegod2685
      @pkthegod2685 2 місяці тому +2

      my glorious king pyro is finally back

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario 2 місяці тому

      In God we trust

    • @badgersfhebn
      @badgersfhebn 2 місяці тому

      horus heresy

    • @CRT_YT
      @CRT_YT 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kjmario In the woods we trust** can't you hear the trees sing? the woods are hungry.

  • @olafkopciara9720
    @olafkopciara9720 4 дні тому +3

    I can't bealive that pyro even pay a dog to show up in his irl part, such a creative furry indeed. 5:23:28

  • @Aquainfinity-bj8hz
    @Aquainfinity-bj8hz 2 місяці тому +1057

    The fact is, Ive got here 3 hours late. And yet no one has 100% completed this beast

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 місяці тому +76

      I watched it all using my hyperbaric time chamber.

    • @ForgedHorizons
      @ForgedHorizons 2 місяці тому +34

      You say when i have a 5x speed option on youtube smh. And a plugin that lets me go to 50x speed.

    • @MoldyMan.
      @MoldyMan. 2 місяці тому +7

      its been 4 hours and no one has completed it yet thats crazy

    • @MoldyMan.
      @MoldyMan. 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ForgedHorizons no we are talking about Just Regular time no one has completed it without skipping or speeding it up.

    • @joshuacarre06
      @joshuacarre06 2 місяці тому +1

      About now is time anyone who click instantly and watch 2 tims speed finishing

  • @lukiera
    @lukiera 2 місяці тому +430

    I love how every pyro video has at least 1 moment involving drain gang

    • @desertplanet3253
      @desertplanet3253 2 місяці тому +24

      fr. was just listening to bladee when the vid came out so hearing ecco2k was a jumpscare

    • @heartdex
      @heartdex 2 місяці тому

      @Speaker2400-m5i bro get a job

  • @shiiche
    @shiiche 2 місяці тому +264

    Whoever voiced the Doctor genuenly gave a really awesome performance!

    • @likestosleep225
      @likestosleep225 2 місяці тому +25

      I hear whoever did the voice is also one hell of a butler

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@likestosleep225Sebastian va?? Really???

    • @likestosleep225
      @likestosleep225 2 місяці тому +21

      @@BreMue the walmart version 😂 Cdawgva

    • @yvil2433
      @yvil2433 2 місяці тому +5

      Cdawg virginia

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus 2 місяці тому +11

      Ikr? unlike Wolfman over here

  • @Scrufus
    @Scrufus День тому +2

    1 Hour long documentary 🛌
    8 Hour video essay about a game I'll never play 🧐

  • @ronnieruud9703
    @ronnieruud9703 2 місяці тому +161

    Hearing Swagger Souls yell in such a way is definitely something I never expected to hear

    • @jonahthrane812
      @jonahthrane812 2 місяці тому +6

      And i got surprised hearing fitz at 2:29:28

  • @juggernaut_a04
    @juggernaut_a04 Місяць тому +565

    Took me 4 nights to finish this video, spent 3 of them intoxicated. Good video

    • @esme_melody
      @esme_melody Місяць тому +6

      samee doing that rn i’m 1/3 through 👍🏼 cheers

    • @jamesfairweather9116
      @jamesfairweather9116 Місяць тому +21

      True Polish viewer

    • @owldude9581
      @owldude9581 Місяць тому +1

      Huh, must be Polish

    • @Vaporwavelol
      @Vaporwavelol Місяць тому

      I’m fully through and this video honestly just makes me angry

    • @saucybbaka
      @saucybbaka Місяць тому +2

      @@Vaporwavelolwhy

  • @aftertaster
    @aftertaster 2 місяці тому +543

    FINALLY ANOTHER 8-HOUR VIDEO TO WATCH INSTEAD OF WORKING/STUDYING.

    • @MasT0
      @MasT0 2 місяці тому

      the woods are dark! would you rather just look at paper with symbols to contemplate reasoning in a centaury existing of systematic suffering infictling only boredom?, is this howeth thine live ith only life?PATHETIC, T H I S V I D E O M U S T B E W A T C H E D

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 2 місяці тому

      @@osparavjust report for child s*x abuse material and move on, don’t bother responding

  • @asddsa8203
    @asddsa8203 Місяць тому +10

    The Cripple is some S-tier voice acting

  • @qiwp1496
    @qiwp1496 2 місяці тому +360

    I opened UA-cam on my phone and audibly said “holy darkwood”

  • @holiday6025
    @holiday6025 2 місяці тому +600

    Doesn't even cover my entire shift. 8 months wasted

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 2 місяці тому +6

      Fr

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 2 місяці тому +55

      bro's working for Mr. Krabs

    • @milkmanjoe5705
      @milkmanjoe5705 2 місяці тому +4

      It covers my whole shift but I'm taking massive and painful dump

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 2 місяці тому +5

      An hour a month. Equivalent exchange

    • @holiday6025
      @holiday6025 2 місяці тому +1

      @gamingmaster6377 Amazon do be an advanced Mr. Krabs, This is true.

  • @fiveknights9646
    @fiveknights9646 2 місяці тому +525

    the fucking random ass pyrocynical jumpscare hits a bit different at 1am, while tryin to reset the sleep cycle.

    • @Username-zq5vj
      @Username-zq5vj 2 місяці тому +20

      Literally got it rn, shat myself

    • @Agent_chees
      @Agent_chees 2 місяці тому +3

      Ikr

    • @thytheodor1193
      @thytheodor1193 2 місяці тому +32

      It took me 5 seconds to process the image and my heart instantly went from resting to flight or fight, honestly fuck that jumspcare it was so crazy

    • @hoist9364
      @hoist9364 2 місяці тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @fiveknights9646
      @fiveknights9646 2 місяці тому +3

      @@hoist9364 i think its nearly exactly 4 or 5 hours, its within a minute of one of those two.

  • @wayfarerzen
    @wayfarerzen Місяць тому +3

    When I saw the runtime, I told myself "I'll just check it out, maybe it's good. The last few long ones from Pyro were absolute bomb."
    A day and a half later, after two 4-hour watching sessions, i'm through it. I feel not unlike the protagonist crawling deeper into the forest, through it, trying to get out.
    Hell of a game.

  • @chuckdaduck7625
    @chuckdaduck7625 2 місяці тому +873

    BRO TOOK HIS FUCKING TIME WITH THIS ONE

    • @fryz
      @fryz 2 місяці тому +1

      @Speaker2400-m5i hope your servers burn down you bot

    • @WatcherArmaros
      @WatcherArmaros 2 місяці тому +12

      But he cooked

    • @TNTspaz
      @TNTspaz 2 місяці тому +53

      Ngl. It's very cringe how out for blood the discord and reddit are about it but it's understandable why it took so much extra time

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TNTspaz They're just ADHD kids and femboys.

    • @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming
      @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming 2 місяці тому +101

      @@TNTspaz Pyro makes great content, but his fanbase is one of the worst in UA-cam I have ever seen.

  • @tonymaverickzane6899
    @tonymaverickzane6899 2 місяці тому +553

    4-5 theatre-length movies stuffed into one video. Bro's yapping wild.

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield 2 місяці тому +37

      @@tonymaverickzane6899 Professional yapper but actually good

    • @NoName......
      @NoName...... 2 місяці тому +18

      Editing scripts is a dead artform

    • @hm-sg9sm
      @hm-sg9sm 2 місяці тому +1

      @@NoName......black emperor

  • @Al_AnQ13
    @Al_AnQ13 2 місяці тому +1297

    the real darkwood is the friends we made along the way

    • @ihave_noidea_tbh
      @ihave_noidea_tbh 2 місяці тому +6

      so that's why there was no darkwood, no friends

    • @Jungleskog
      @Jungleskog 2 місяці тому

      @Speaker2400-m5i you are mentally unwell

    • @Potentialman-vs2cd
      @Potentialman-vs2cd 2 місяці тому +6

      Simply report the bot and move on

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 2 місяці тому +2

      this has truly been the darkwood of all time

    • @DaysPass
      @DaysPass 2 місяці тому

      the video is not even 6 hours when you last commented this (26 mins ago)

  • @vvpenny1109
    @vvpenny1109 5 днів тому +3

    W the musicians voice actor . His performance made him my favorite character

  • @kikioffe2698
    @kikioffe2698 2 місяці тому +165

    as a polish person, the fruits in the bowl when a guast is around shows just how kind and welcoming the team is.

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 2 місяці тому +16

      If there is no fruit does that mean they are telling you to bugger off and die?

    • @kikioffe2698
      @kikioffe2698 2 місяці тому +17

      @@mattymerr701 if there is nothing for the guest then yes(fruit bowl is a often thing when having guests, but sweets to eat while drinking coffee are also common. If that thing is empty 1.the people don't really care or 2.they don't like you )

    • @komerihimura
      @komerihimura 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kikioffe2698
      Are you actually joking or is this a genuine custom. If it is real that's genuinely funny lol

    • @kikioffe2698
      @kikioffe2698 2 місяці тому +4

      @@komerihimura Yea, if you have guest YOU MUST have some snacks for the coffe, be it cookies or fruits.
      You will either come off as an asshole, be short on money OR you really don't like that person

  • @jetstreamsam0799
    @jetstreamsam0799 2 місяці тому +192

    5:00:50 Man, fuck you bruh, I was looking away from my computer for a sec when the video went silent and when I turned back around, and I see that. Genuinely scared the living shit outa me.

    • @andredizon791
      @andredizon791 Місяць тому +3

      Dude same. The one i looked back that image comes up

    • @daddywanky8739
      @daddywanky8739 Місяць тому +2

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @beaneyguy3815
      @beaneyguy3815 Місяць тому +11

      I was watching this and slowly drifting asleep, I hear him make that stupid joke and then boom sounds gone, I wonder what happened and then I slowly open my eyes yes and see that goddamn image and I literally needed to sit up and look around my room, that woke my ass up so quick 😂

  • @alexulukaya1139
    @alexulukaya1139 2 місяці тому +2641

    Could’ve just turned this into a UA-cam Short tbh

    • @NoahPhelps-w2i
      @NoahPhelps-w2i 2 місяці тому +11

      No.

    • @Killa1012
      @Killa1012 2 місяці тому +34

      Video is a million times better than any short will ever be

    • @jurajsintaj6644
      @jurajsintaj6644 2 місяці тому +16

      Entire video sped up fast enough to only be 60 sec long.

    • @kirbythekirb59
      @kirbythekirb59 2 місяці тому

      @@jurajsintaj6644please i need to see this, it would be too funny

    • @geegcola
      @geegcola 2 місяці тому

      @@jurajsintaj6644gonna break the ad speedup extension so it does it on this video

  • @pincio4404
    @pincio4404 Місяць тому +4

    This video has the largest range of voice acting quality I have ever heard in any media ever

  • @KiegKillsReality
    @KiegKillsReality 2 місяці тому +520

    Holy crap Lois! This is almost as awesome as that time Pyrocynical dropped the Darkwood video!

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot 2 місяці тому +12

      Petah! The slop is here!

    • @bluespinner
      @bluespinner 2 місяці тому +5

      the slop the nightmares there finally over

    • @rainwobrain
      @rainwobrain 2 місяці тому +1

      YES

    • @floppabunger5705
      @floppabunger5705 2 місяці тому +2

      Oh my goodness it’s the funny sfm man

    • @SetariM
      @SetariM 2 місяці тому +1

      Holy crap*
      Stay in school, kids

  • @jamesmcmoore5434
    @jamesmcmoore5434 2 місяці тому +105

    After 8 hours and 27 minutes spanned across 2 to 3 days and 60+ ads I have now finished Darkwood. Pure cinema. When the end of the video hit as Pyro finished his last bit of lines in Sweden. I felt a bit sad and but happiness as how this whole story unfolded, the time and effort especially going to Sweden and dressing up as the protagonist immersing ourselves outside of the game as well as in. The youtubers and animation team and everyone involved did an incredible job with what they were involved in. And Acid Wizard for creating a game where they thought of every avenue possible and still maintained its essence and captured what they set out to achieve. This is why Pyrocynical is my favorite youtuber and always look forward to your videos. The thought and planning process is 2nd to none. Interviewing the devs, playing and recording the game, explaining the plot, building a foundation and telling a story and for those 8 hours and 27 minutes ive always wanted to come back and continue watching. It never bored me once. Thank you Pyrocynical for the amazing content that you put out. You deserve great things man.
    Also Editors and everyone on Pyros Team. Without you these videos wouldnt be possible. Your efforts dont go unnoticed and are amazing. I hope Pyro give you a big payrise of 1 WHOLE DILLA and lets you out of the cage for a sip of water. (But truly Im sure you're eating good and you deserve)
    At some point ill be picking Darkwood up to play and down the line Conscript since ive been watching Pyros streams of it and cant wait for that video in the future. And its all thanks to you. Take care.

    • @JimmyHopkinsNZ
      @JimmyHopkinsNZ 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jamesmcmoore5434 agreed. Awesome video

    • @elizabetheulaers4181
      @elizabetheulaers4181 2 місяці тому +2

      For some reason I didn’t get a single ad?

    • @jamesmcmoore5434
      @jamesmcmoore5434 2 місяці тому

      @elizabetheulaers4181 if you have youtube premium you won't get ads. Or you have an ad blocker? If not those 2 I'm guessing you were very lucky that you didn't get any 😀

    • @theshooterflynn
      @theshooterflynn 2 місяці тому +2

      Absolutely agreed!

    • @EmberTheShark
      @EmberTheShark 2 місяці тому +3

      100% with you. Masterpiece right there (even tho the scrapped animations he posted on Twitter would have been a welcome Inclusion + TRB could have done a bit better work voicing the wolf man)

  • @SpudOnscreen
    @SpudOnscreen 2 місяці тому +326

    after 8 hours, 26 minutes and 54 seconds, i finally understand what it is like to be polish

    • @igi402
      @igi402 Місяць тому +1

      It’s just for beginners, believe me

    • @funni5036
      @funni5036 Місяць тому +2

      imagine if he watched the full 8 hours 26 minutes and 55 seconds what would he understand?

  • @12vii
    @12vii Місяць тому +5

    babe wake up new 8 hour long pyrocynical video essay dropped

  • @Mœrningstar
    @Mœrningstar 2 місяці тому +160

    I don’t think I have ever felt more pity for a fictional character than the Musician. Literally no matter what choices you make, he will suffer horribly.

    • @frankwoods1531
      @frankwoods1531 Місяць тому

      He can still live. In my run I sort of killed everyone and somehow he and Piotrek survived. I didn't do anything to help him other than killing his parents (funnily enough, I didn't even know they were his parents at the time I just killed any infected I saw)

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 27 днів тому

      @@frankwoods1531 killing everyone in the game is crazy

    • @frankwoods1531
      @frankwoods1531 27 днів тому

      @poleve5409 it was usually because I was impatient. I killed the chicken lady thinking she would have a key, but no. Snail guy to go through his body for seemingly nothing of importance in his home, ate granma because i couldnt see other prompts, and burned the tree because why not?
      Piotrek and The Musician were the only two survivors in my run.

  • @AJtheAnomaly
    @AJtheAnomaly 2 місяці тому +680

    badger delivered wolfman lines like the tiktok ai white woman voice

    • @classicsteakZ096
      @classicsteakZ096 2 місяці тому +78

      Fr like please just hire a voice actor

    • @theshooterflynn
      @theshooterflynn 2 місяці тому +5

      😭😭😭

    • @kevinaosei
      @kevinaosei 2 місяці тому +34

      The ai voice would be better because i actually feel slightly intimidated by it unlike badger

    • @GalaxyIrish
      @GalaxyIrish 2 місяці тому +76

      @@classicsteakZ096 Truthfully I think badger would have been good on some other character but wolfman would have been so much better if done by someone like CDawg

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 2 місяці тому +23

      Dude doesn't have a bad voice but clearly not the best choice for that character does not fit at all

  • @theholypeanut8193
    @theholypeanut8193 2 місяці тому +314

    Pyro really be pushing that 10 minute mark.

    • @gibby4745
      @gibby4745 Місяць тому +12

      8 minute Andy

  • @tincan5110
    @tincan5110 Місяць тому +3

    "Just You wait" was such a goated cartoon man

  • @J0hnT0m0rr0w
    @J0hnT0m0rr0w 2 місяці тому +470

    So hard to beleive the chicken lady's VO is SsethTzeentach. That guy is the epitome of hidden talent.

    • @kevinaosei
      @kevinaosei 2 місяці тому +78

      Do not underestimate the merchants guild

    • @theokushmerek1616
      @theokushmerek1616 2 місяці тому +19

      WAIT WHAT

    • @9x39mm.
      @9x39mm. 2 місяці тому +9

      oh i didnt even notice lol

    • @ayomri1914
      @ayomri1914 2 місяці тому +5

      Wait that was Sseth? Damn didn't even recognize it

    • @medimedamedica
      @medimedamedica 2 місяці тому

      ITS A MAN dang holy

  • @RevanTheRebel
    @RevanTheRebel 2 місяці тому +828

    Pyro: You'll be voicing a mutant Wolf Man.
    TheRussianBadger: Oh so should I sound gruff, intimidating, maybe add some growls to my line delivery?
    Pyro: Nah man, I want you to sound like the average California Silicone Valley Crypto-shill Douchebro.
    Badger: ...But--
    Pyro: I want you to sound like at any second you could break out into a sermon about how NFTs are your God.
    Badger: ...
    Pyro: Oh! Or maybe you could do it like uh, a famous TV Newscaster who recently bought his way out of facing sexual harassment charges and now has full confidence that he can get away with anything.
    Badger: ...okay...

    • @carbonatedmilk1
      @carbonatedmilk1 2 місяці тому +121

      it sounds like they just gave him the lines and not the character or context which is sad

    • @gandrod50
      @gandrod50 2 місяці тому +1

      Why would he add growls when they aren't in the dialogue? Also he sounded perfectly to me, he was just a fing douchebag

    • @ashikuraa
      @ashikuraa 2 місяці тому +96

      Yeah honestly, most of the voice acting seems pretty weak… Some are amazing, and other just, read lines.

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus 2 місяці тому +59

      Lmao! Badger is so horrible. he thinks he's like Jack Black that he'll be excused for playing as himself in ANY ROLE. no way man. no way. this was a big L for him

    • @manglerdinglequingleri5292
      @manglerdinglequingleri5292 2 місяці тому +17

      awful voiceacting, man's didnt even try

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 2 місяці тому +132

    I love how whenever you do videos with parts where you interview people who made these super interesting games and choices, their response to why they did things is always like "Lmao, I dunno. We did the dumb thing because we felt like it :D"

    • @channelorsomething218
      @channelorsomething218 2 місяці тому +3

      the best of reasons to put something in, to be fair

    • @yogengensono
      @yogengensono 2 місяці тому +3

      Ville’s answers will always make me laugh, he just dryly says he didn’t give it much thought and then laughs