very realistic, i had to fought 2 chompers while watching this in poland. he forgot to add the radidated Imperial war knights that comes to steal my money
@@cream3135is that what this is referring to? Honestly I thought it was making fun of the fact it’s an 8 1/2 hrs video. I’m reminded of leafy who made “chapters” into 30 seconds to draw it to the 8-10 minute 3ad point.
Being a Pyro fan feels like being fed Prison food for a full year then eating a 3 Michelin star dinner for one day. Then going back to prison food until next year. Can’t wait for the 12 hour Inscryption video in 2025.
every time i read the comments on a pyro vid i cant tell if you people like him or hate him and now i dont know if im gonna get bullied for watching this
I love Pyro's attention to detail, how the character you play as is described as a hideous being and Pyro's cosplay perfectly shows that as he wears no makeup and its just his face.
despite pyro saying he was late to the video essay train for thsi game, ive never heard of it. watching the animation in the intro sequence while knowing *nothing* about the game... and then watching the entire video and coming back to it... its brilliant. Despite key moments spoiled in the animation, i wasnt aware they were spoilers throughout the video. talk about masterful immersion and brilliant storytelling through the video essay. psst... pyro you workin on a funger video? blink twice to say yes
I've seen a dozen people making this same comment now, lol. Pyrocynicals comment section has become super brainrot... though it always was to a degree.
This is the absolute definition of slop You got me messed up if you think any effort went into writing an 8 hour script this is just a working day worth of train of thought
This video has been in the works for so long that there are probably more recent-ish Pyro watchers who thought that "I'm still working on the Darkwood video" was just a running gag.
@@hamish4022 For me, it was Jay Exci's Doctor Who video. I had been watching her stuff for so long before I realised she actually was working on that video and it wasn't just a meme.
This reply to this comment deserves a 2/10, doesn't reference the video at all in a direct way I played the game, I gave up before chapter 2. This was my direct statement about the video
The response to the reply to this comment deserves a solid 4/10 for 3 key factors. 1. They played the game 2. They made direct correlation to the game 3. I somewhat agree with the rating 4. They gave up!!
The reply to the response to the reply to this comment is great, giving an in-depth break down of exactly what makes it a good comment, while directly keeping the game in mind. Light 8/10. Is what I would say, No Furry Vore, 0/10
The response to the reply to the response to the reply is really mid-tier, as they gave their response which was pretty okay... but they said that the reply to the response to the reply was a 0/10 because of "No Furry Vore". Deplorable. 0/10 response.
Seeing Badger, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, Yahiamice, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, and Yahiamice all in one video caused a simultaneous, combined seizure from all of them in my brain. It's Hunt Down the Freeman's potential fully realized.
GOD, what a video ! The voice acting, the animation, the narrating, the music used, it was all beautifully made and amazing. Hearing music from dmc1 and some resident evil's was such a nice touch to the video. Everything was captivating, well scripter and entertaining. Even tho it took me 4 sessions of watching to complete the video, it did not disappoint. It's amazing to see the progress you've made Pyro, and the fact that you've gathered all these people for Darkwood is just fantastic. Thank you for the video, sincerely.
8 hours of pure cinema. I still can't believe i watched the whole thing, it took me 3 days. Not many people put so much care into a craft this huge just for a piece of media they really find fascinating. I hope this video works really well Pyro, it deserves every single view.
It took me spacing this out over 3 days to watch it too, and there's so much I feel I didn't understand 😂 This video and all the work put into it is going to be my background/meditation for a long while
The contrast between the Darkwood guys and Ville Kallio is hilarious, they're actually explaining their design decisions while Ville was like "Idk man, I barely remember making the game I just threw a bunch of random shit in there"
I'm not gonna lie, Pyro's questions to Ville were really just a bunch of senseless Вs. There's so many things you could ask the dude and Pyro just went for "omg why you did this quirky thing"
That interview was lowkey ass, Ville is obviously a super shy/awkward guy with the camera on atleast, and Pyro kept asking him hyper-specific questions about contet in the game rather than more broad topics he could've immediately answered.
@@byattwurns1553 I love Pyro, but the interview was bad, because you cant ask an artist"What does it mean?" question. Its like asking Christopher Nolan for the 100th time"In the inseption was it dream or real in the end???"
I like how Piotrek wants to build a rocket and even has a picture of Yuri Gagarin, yet didn’t take the fuel out of the tractor even though Yuri died because the aircraft ran out of fuel.
Seems intentional, one perspective can see that he doesn't remember the fuel because the disease is affecting his logic, I mean the man is building a rocket out of a tractor he's got some screws loose. Or there is the intentional irony of how Yuri Gagarin the man he looks up to also didn't have enough fuel. I think both are possible and this is just a cool detail the devs put in for us ❤
I thought the whole reason Yuri died was the an unauthorised MiG-21 buzzed his MiG-15 and the aircraft was unrecoverable. So was the fuel related to that?
Bless the Elephant's Voice Actor, she's the ONLY ONE PERSON who said Polish name properly, 5 hours in, after all those 'Dżans' and 'Zoczas'. Bless her soul
8:01:33 I feel that the main character became a sleeper around the end of the first chapter, and he wandered to where you wake up, but it also means that everything in chapter 2 that happened was just a dream, to the wolfman returning if you didn’t follow his quest to surviving each night you did in chapter 2, it also explains with the mushroom lady why the eat her option always appeared, it was your dream subconscious wanting to do it This also means that everyone you do interact and kill are also apart of your dream, for example the mushroom lady and wolfman Now I could be entirely wrong but it feels like it makes sense
i think he becomes one when you walk past the talking tree, at the end of the path before you reach the outside area with the network lines there’s a dark thicket of trees you need to pass through and i took that as the entrance to the heart of the woods, and everything past that is a dream
Its confirmed this is not the case, your actions in the second chapters such as what happens to elephants cause differences in the end cards. Interesting theory tho!
I remember back when he'd let sponsors do bidding wars to get the most money out of a video. What a time. I don't think he's able to get sponsored on this one just because of the themes of the content. They're notoriously difficult to get on videos like this. Not to mention, sponsors usually want to watch the entire video to screen them for brand compliance so... no business in their right mind would dedicate staff for a full+ work shift to screening for one sponsorship.
With all jokes aside, this has to be some of the best content youtube has to offer, i genuinely look forward to each and every video you make and get visibly happy when i see the notification, I am so serious when i say that you should genuinely be so fucking proud of yourself, even if you'd die tomorrow you should be content with what you've got out of life by making these videos. Your fans aren't the most serious folk out there, but i think that underneath lies a deep admiration for your work. Yes im glazing
3 hours in. cosplays, voice overs, animations, etc are so peak. insanely well done, pyro and all the people that had hands in this project. congrats on getting it out! just bought the game c:
8 and a half hour documentary on a semi-obscure horror game with some of the best production value on UA-cam. ''Yo Pyro this vid was fire!'' ''Stop glazing'' Is this a Pyro fan problem or youtube brainrot?
A little detail you might have missed: the being is an infant of its species. Back in the first dream, the lamp that's surrounded by sleepers and dead bodies slowly turns into a baby or fetus. This looks very much like the crater where the being lies surrounded by sleepers and dead people.
What a collab, man. Ever since you applied yourself to long form content like this it's been a treat to get that notification of an upload. The voice actors did a terrific job, the cosplay, the narration, the script, the hours upon hours and hours of playing this game to get everything you could out of it, and piecing the puzzle together for us. It's all just fucking amazing. I don't care if people joke about the length of the video, it's just an incredible piece of media and it's for fucking free. That's amazing. I'm buying a couple shirts, hope your finances recover. You've earned it.
Seriously. I know the joke is to belittle Pyro for his longform content, but the amount of actual research and production quality in each episode he's made (and the increase each time) makes him one of the best essayists on youtube.
@@nikodemasgircys7252 nah the voice acting was decent, didn't like the wold that much but apart from that it was good and much more immersive than if he did it
For me i can watch this in podcast form over a couple of weeks, enjoying someone be passionate about something but for movies it requires your ears AND eyes plus gotta get all invested in the plot & characters and sh!t... (just tryna make sense of first world problems :D
What better is getting Russian Badger to voice the "furry", especially when you get to know russian badger more. Basically he (russian badger) is on the furry community's white list.
@@Bluejaywitharedscarf After that horrendous performance he should be on a hitlist, literally a homeless man off the street would've done a better job there.
@@anitaremenarova6662 hes honestly just a bad voice actor lol, he was bad as king minos in maxors ultrakill video too. But the guys cool enough to where it doesnt really bother me that much tbh
@@Holy_Moly69 Max0r doesn't really go for immersion so it didn't matter there but does it really pain to listen to here especially with everyone else doing so well.
the presentation and polish within the game are incredible. However the voices and animated sequences that pyro added are quite cringey and really detract from the experience.
@@dgmt1 I mean you don't expect him to hire professional voice actors for every line in an eight hour video, do you? I at least found them charming, even though many of them weren't exactly oscar-worthy.
Fun fact about the bike man, if you had any booze in your previous hideout and gave one to him so he could transport your stuff, he'll drink EVERY BOTTLE OF BOOZE you had.
Can’t wait to spend the next week putting this on as I go to bed, only to spend the rest of the following day trying to work out what time stamp I fell asleep at.
Man, not to drag the other people who voice acted in this but going from the doctor sounding so good he had me thinking its actual audio from the game to the wolf just being therussianbadger and sseth screeching as the chicken lady you can feel who is an actual voice actor. I didnt even know it was cdawg until i read the description.
Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Connor is the only person with actual voice acting experience or training so he's probably going to be the best sounding, of course some creators are still able to give a good performance despite that. Pyro just reached out to other creators or friends and went with whoever was up for it so quality isn't going to be insane, but it's not really something that I have issues with because I'm not expecting movie tier acting. Also, I feel that once you hear Connor for enough time, you can tell when he's voicing a character because his voice is quite recognizable.
The opposite happened for me, I immediately recognized cDawg, his work felt so much more similar to the work he did in the My House.wad video. I felt that the Wolfman dude was familiar, but couldn't pin it down to TheRussianBadger but by god, I had no idea Sseth had another range of voice...
I had no idea it even WAS Sseth until I heard someone else mention it. I thought it was Colossal at first lol. I think Sseth did a REALLY good job honestly, but that might just be me.
the woods are dark! would you rather just look at paper with symbols to contemplate reasoning in a centaury existing of systematic suffering infictling only boredom?, is this howeth thine live ith only life?PATHETIC, T H I S V I D E O M U S T B E W A T C H E D
When I saw the runtime, I told myself "I'll just check it out, maybe it's good. The last few long ones from Pyro were absolute bomb." A day and a half later, after two 4-hour watching sessions, i'm through it. I feel not unlike the protagonist crawling deeper into the forest, through it, trying to get out. Hell of a game.
@@mattymerr701 if there is nothing for the guest then yes(fruit bowl is a often thing when having guests, but sweets to eat while drinking coffee are also common. If that thing is empty 1.the people don't really care or 2.they don't like you )
@@komerihimura Yea, if you have guest YOU MUST have some snacks for the coffe, be it cookies or fruits. You will either come off as an asshole, be short on money OR you really don't like that person
5:00:50 Man, fuck you bruh, I was looking away from my computer for a sec when the video went silent and when I turned back around, and I see that. Genuinely scared the living shit outa me.
I was watching this and slowly drifting asleep, I hear him make that stupid joke and then boom sounds gone, I wonder what happened and then I slowly open my eyes yes and see that goddamn image and I literally needed to sit up and look around my room, that woke my ass up so quick 😂
After 8 hours and 27 minutes spanned across 2 to 3 days and 60+ ads I have now finished Darkwood. Pure cinema. When the end of the video hit as Pyro finished his last bit of lines in Sweden. I felt a bit sad and but happiness as how this whole story unfolded, the time and effort especially going to Sweden and dressing up as the protagonist immersing ourselves outside of the game as well as in. The youtubers and animation team and everyone involved did an incredible job with what they were involved in. And Acid Wizard for creating a game where they thought of every avenue possible and still maintained its essence and captured what they set out to achieve. This is why Pyrocynical is my favorite youtuber and always look forward to your videos. The thought and planning process is 2nd to none. Interviewing the devs, playing and recording the game, explaining the plot, building a foundation and telling a story and for those 8 hours and 27 minutes ive always wanted to come back and continue watching. It never bored me once. Thank you Pyrocynical for the amazing content that you put out. You deserve great things man. Also Editors and everyone on Pyros Team. Without you these videos wouldnt be possible. Your efforts dont go unnoticed and are amazing. I hope Pyro give you a big payrise of 1 WHOLE DILLA and lets you out of the cage for a sip of water. (But truly Im sure you're eating good and you deserve) At some point ill be picking Darkwood up to play and down the line Conscript since ive been watching Pyros streams of it and cant wait for that video in the future. And its all thanks to you. Take care.
@elizabetheulaers4181 if you have youtube premium you won't get ads. Or you have an ad blocker? If not those 2 I'm guessing you were very lucky that you didn't get any 😀
100% with you. Masterpiece right there (even tho the scrapped animations he posted on Twitter would have been a welcome Inclusion + TRB could have done a bit better work voicing the wolf man)
I don’t think I have ever felt more pity for a fictional character than the Musician. Literally no matter what choices you make, he will suffer horribly.
He can still live. In my run I sort of killed everyone and somehow he and Piotrek survived. I didn't do anything to help him other than killing his parents (funnily enough, I didn't even know they were his parents at the time I just killed any infected I saw)
@poleve5409 it was usually because I was impatient. I killed the chicken lady thinking she would have a key, but no. Snail guy to go through his body for seemingly nothing of importance in his home, ate granma because i couldnt see other prompts, and burned the tree because why not? Piotrek and The Musician were the only two survivors in my run.
@@classicsteakZ096 Truthfully I think badger would have been good on some other character but wolfman would have been so much better if done by someone like CDawg
Pyro: You'll be voicing a mutant Wolf Man. TheRussianBadger: Oh so should I sound gruff, intimidating, maybe add some growls to my line delivery? Pyro: Nah man, I want you to sound like the average California Silicone Valley Crypto-shill Douchebro. Badger: ...But-- Pyro: I want you to sound like at any second you could break out into a sermon about how NFTs are your God. Badger: ... Pyro: Oh! Or maybe you could do it like uh, a famous TV Newscaster who recently bought his way out of facing sexual harassment charges and now has full confidence that he can get away with anything. Badger: ...okay...
Lmao! Badger is so horrible. he thinks he's like Jack Black that he'll be excused for playing as himself in ANY ROLE. no way man. no way. this was a big L for him
I love how whenever you do videos with parts where you interview people who made these super interesting games and choices, their response to why they did things is always like "Lmao, I dunno. We did the dumb thing because we felt like it :D"
I stream and upload daily here btw www.youtube.com/@PyrocynicalVEVO
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Darkwood Polish slander
8:46 - 9:14 - Miserable Polish life
12:06 - 12:37 - Polish alcoholism
13:16 - 13:23 - Polish cosplay
16:30 - 16:40 - Polish potato consoomers
17:11 - 17:17 - Polish health care
19:44 - 20:23 - Greatest car Poland has to offer
33:43 - 34:00 - Polish cuisine
35:45 - 36:07 - Southern Poland air quality
41:30 - 41:42 - Alcohol withdrawal (3 minutes without piwo)
50:54 - 51:09 - Deflated pyro brain can't comprehend Polish
51:33 - 51:50 - Psilocybin pierogi
1:05:24 - 1:05:34 - Funny frog store (actually true)
1:06:51 - 1:06:56 - Communist PPR social credit score
2:00:08 - 2:00:17 - Polish engineering
2:37:01 - 2:37:11 - Average Polish Dinner
2:46:04 - 2:46:08 - Poland's most common loot
3:59:17 - 3:59:29 - Polish wildlife
4:05:04 - 4:05:25 - Polish language hard
4:27:00 - 4:27:08 - :C
5:24:01 - 5:24:20 - Polish legendary disciplinary techniques (they work)
5:35:17 - 5:35:38 - Most sane polish ideas
6:01:30 - 6:01:36 - Certified Polish made HEPA filter
6:20:31 - 6:20:34 - Żubrówka moment
6:31:41 - 6:31:51 - Every Polish radio station is brainrot (true)
6:48:16 - 6:48:23 - Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
6:53:04 - 6:53:20 - Least drunk polish person
6:54:33 - 6:55:30 - Awful rosół slander, Logan Paul ass apology (we forgive), and correct Bri'ish "food" slander
7:14:12 - 7:14:20 - Living in Poland induced schizo time
7:15:45 - 7:15:51 - Polish KFC
Slander count: 29 times
Total time spent slandering poland : 7min 16s
Average time spent on a bit : 0min 15s
Longest bit : 0min 57s
Shortest bit : 0min 03s
Out of the entire video, 1.43% consists of slander
thank you for this
Pyro should be banned from visiting Poland for this
Truly a persona non grata
This guy is definitely polish
I did not think i Would ever see a UA-cam comment sweat
I cant believe I spent 8 hours of my life watching a guy rant about the most normal living conditions within poland. Absolute cinema.
as a polish person i can confirm that barfwood is indeed a faithful representation of poland
as a Pole i confirm
very realistic, i had to fought 2 chompers while watching this in poland. he forgot to add the radidated Imperial war knights that comes to steal my money
I have 50 mins left :(
as a person from poland this is 100% true. darkwood is the best representation of our country, i'm so happy people like it :)
Video starts: 0:00
Yapping: 0:01 - 8:26:54
Video ends: 8:26:55
A true hero
Back to the pyrolive channel you go piggy
Very useful thanks
Can't wait to see this channel go dark again for the next year.
The last one is the only one that mattered
pyro pushing that 8 min mark
More like pushing erotic roleplay on an 8 year old named Mark.
@jesser999 if you've seen his response video you would have known he's innocent. But guess that doesn't matter to your petty little head
@@cream3135is that what this is referring to? Honestly I thought it was making fun of the fact it’s an 8 1/2 hrs video. I’m reminded of leafy who made “chapters” into 30 seconds to draw it to the 8-10 minute 3ad point.
Being a Pyro fan feels like being fed Prison food for a full year then eating a 3 Michelin star dinner for one day.
Then going back to prison food until next year.
Can’t wait for the 12 hour Inscryption video in 2025.
i honestly would be happy with this. especially since i love inscryption lmao
just reheat the old videos its not that hard
ykonw what sign me the hell up i would love an inscryption analysis
@@TheBigGoonflawed peacock has made an amazing 4 part series on inscryption that's 9 hours in total :3
@@Skrullyy goated
I had to sit down and cry for a few minutes when I saw this in my feed because that means I have to watch it now
8 hour I could be spending listening to Talk Tuah
Fr, already called in work to tell them im sick
Please post some big black gay corn@Speaker2400-m5i
@@excalibur2038I quit my job to watch this
8 hours i could have spend scrolling on tiktok... what a waste
Can’t believe we’re in a Post-Darkwood video universe now
Not even half an hour has passed and these awful bots are already showing up.
@@FaceBack18we still have bots Post-Darkwood video, disappointing
We dont, its all in le head.
Darkwood
we got darkwood b4 gta6 what a crazy world we live in
Finally finished the video. watched in parts over a month. 10/10.
Pyro making fun of the Musician for finding a bloated mutant woman pretty is hilariously ironic
well well well Pyro, don't start getting any idea
He did say the blared musician “looked like something [he’d] commission”
every time i read the comments on a pyro vid i cant tell if you people like him or hate him and now i dont know if im gonna get bullied for watching this
ikr? xD
Belching into your mouth rn. Also I'm very fat. Isn't that awesome?
I love Pyro's attention to detail, how the character you play as is described as a hideous being and Pyro's cosplay perfectly shows that as he wears no makeup and its just his face.
Aye💀
When I thought I finally found one positive comment on a Pyro video 💀
Bro come on. :(
He’s saying this but you know he busted to him when he put on the dress a few months ago.
@@BiggerBossN313gotta support our boy
Can't wait for pyro to spend the first 4 hours explaining what wood is
and the next 4 what dark is
@@ethanyamar1299and the last 26 minutes explaining how wood is dark
then the last 54 seconds about their sponsor, darkwood.
Nice goblin shark pfp
@Speaker2400-m5iyou’re disgusting
despite pyro saying he was late to the video essay train for thsi game, ive never heard of it. watching the animation in the intro sequence while knowing *nothing* about the game... and then watching the entire video and coming back to it... its brilliant. Despite key moments spoiled in the animation, i wasnt aware they were spoilers throughout the video. talk about masterful immersion and brilliant storytelling through the video essay.
psst... pyro you workin on a funger video? blink twice to say yes
Here in lightwood we have
-Plenty of food
-No plague
-Beautiful flowers
-A lamb that spreads joy and gifts to the residents
Horrifying
8 minutes long pyrocynical video ❤
daily pyrocynical uploads 😃
We also have a wolf with a human head that is kind to everyone
Average non-polish living conditions
If Pyrocynical made this video he’d spend 8 and a half hours explaining what Darkwood is
So true
This video was secretly created by SlopLIVE all along
@umuppp-e7n what did you do wrong in life to end up like this?
I've seen a dozen people making this same comment now, lol.
Pyrocynicals comment section has become super brainrot... though it always was to a degree.
@@brhh its a bot
It’s finally here!! NO MORE SLOP
Average Mr beast
yummy slop to inflate the piggies
This is the absolute definition of slop
You got me messed up if you think any effort went into writing an 8 hour script
this is just a working day worth of train of thought
Ah hell yeah another 8 hours banger
This is 8 hours of slop little bro
I’m not one for watching long video essays, but I couldn’t say no to this. Very compelling delivery!
This video has been in the works for so long that there are probably more recent-ish Pyro watchers who thought that "I'm still working on the Darkwood video" was just a running gag.
yeah, don't worry about that. we all know that the only true running gag is petscop 2
@@She_BElieVEdthat’s never coming I’m convinced
@@She_BElieVEd its coming!!! its gonna come i swear!!!
Genuinely me
@@hamish4022 For me, it was Jay Exci's Doctor Who video. I had been watching her stuff for so long before I realised she actually was working on that video and it wasn't just a meme.
Nobody introduce Pyro to Fear and Hunger if he tries to make a video on that we’ll never see him again.
i have bad news for you
He already plans to make a Funger Main channel video...
he teases the fear and hunger video inside the vido
Man literally played it in the past 2 weeks, there’s unlisted VOD’s of it
Bad news...
If Darkwood takes place in 1986 that means you in game have one entire year to prevent the bite of 87
I find this comment funny as it references a different media that is not connected to the original media being discussed 7.8/10 comment.
This reply to this comment deserves a 2/10, doesn't reference the video at all in a direct way
I played the game, I gave up before chapter 2. This was my direct statement about the video
The response to the reply to this comment deserves a solid 4/10 for 3 key factors.
1. They played the game
2. They made direct correlation to the game
3. I somewhat agree with the rating
4. They gave up!!
The reply to the response to the reply to this comment is great, giving an in-depth break down of exactly what makes it a good comment, while directly keeping the game in mind. Light 8/10.
Is what I would say, No Furry Vore, 0/10
The response to the reply to the response to the reply is really mid-tier, as they gave their response which was pretty okay... but they said that the reply to the response to the reply was a 0/10 because of "No Furry Vore". Deplorable. 0/10 response.
Seeing Badger, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, Yahiamice, UpIsNotJump, Sseth, Oompaville, Vinesauce, Max0r, Fitz, Alex Kister, Sr Pelo, and Yahiamice all in one video caused a simultaneous, combined seizure from all of them in my brain.
It's Hunt Down the Freeman's potential fully realized.
MAN DIDN'T MENTION SUPER EYEPATCH WOLF 😔
@@4thmonitorion731 fuh q
What does pelo do in this video I didn’t even know he was in it
Any chance you could time-stamp all of these? Would be a stupid top-tier comment if you did.
I think that’s Albino at 3:55:15, also
gotta give it to pyro with the attention to details on the cosplay
he even got the disfigured face down perfectly
We still have to hear his voice though, unfortunately...
underrated comment 🤣
Darkwood is never coming out
When will sloplive make a summary video. I NEED MY 10 SECOND SLOP!!
Hi Dolan
make a slop video about darkwood pls
thanks for sloppin by jay
clever, laughing until crying emoji
After sitting here for hours, I have found all the Breaking Bad references in this video (I hope)
1 - 14:36
2 - 28:21
3 - 31:35
4 - 33:35
5 - 33:41
6 - 43:45
7 - 53:44
8 - 1:06:06
9 - 1:11:55
10 - 1:22:43
11 - 1:34:56
12 - 1:37:20
13 - 2:36:50
14 - 2:45:43
15 - 3:37:19
16 - 3:47:25
17 - 3:58:22
18 - 4:33:58
19 - 5:35:32
20 - 6:34:45
21 - 6:36:28
22 - 7:27:54
23 - 7:37:13
24 - 7:40:20
25 - 7:43:06
No one asked you to do this
@@zionfreeman303 I have no life so why not
thank you for your service
Yo my man, you have wasted your time so I can smile. Thank you.
You absolute madman, we salute you
That Dark Wood barricade joke at 5:00:45 scared me shitless, no one should ever fall victim over that pyro jumpscare
Ok you guys, I'm gonna go cryogenically freeze myself until 8 years from now when pyro uploads Petscop 2
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*Petslop 2
@@VasiliyOgniovbro tryna say Petslop 2 not the most underrated game of all time?
don’t expect anything apart from a breaking bad reference and the words petscop 2 flashing up every five seconds
No yapping 8 years, bros going to heaven
I literally cried when John Darkwood said "Man these Woods sure are Dark"
Absolute Cinema
Truly the Citizen Kane of videogames
I… AM DARKWOOD!
-Jack black
woodheimer: man its dark
Just made me spit my drink everywhere u bastard
"I must kill the dark!"
"No John, you are the dark."
And then John was a wood.
When the words "SOMA" came up on screen I read it as "SIGMA" and never wanted to end my life more
Peak comedy
That's why you don't consume brainrot, bud.
were you mewing by any chance as you saw that?
Well if you did it, it would at least spare health services of having to cure your brainrot
Smegma male
Breaking Bad reference timestamps:
14:36
33:37
33:42
43:46
53:44
01:06:06
01:11:56
01:22:43
01:37:20
02:33:24
02:36:50
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Thx
Pyro as a brit making fun of poland for looking grey and everything being bad is just unbelievebly entertaining to me
Britan is grey and depressing poland is gray and depressing but with trees
Britain could actually be considered a 2nd world country at this point.
Britain is Poland but it's illegal to do anything fun and you're not allowed to defend yourself.
What? Really? I though he liked Poland lmao
friendly fire
Thank you Ecco2k for not letting us wait another year to see this 🗣🐐
Who's Ecco2k?
@@adorman no peroxide i stay dark
what’s the song name btw
@@Fitxh Peroxide
@@adormanyou're not a real drainer if you dont know bb ecco
4:41:19 Colossals performance as the crippled old man was insane😭
Damn, that voice for Piotrek is annoying
omg upisnotjumpe
I wonder why🤔
Gaming
I cant keep getting jumpscared by you turning up in Pyros videos
Best voice in the video imo tied with the musician
Can’t believe pyro just took my entire video and re-uploaded it on his channel.
It’s you!
Great channel, dude!!! Your SOMA and DARKWOOD videos are amazing!!!
So are y’all going to kiss in a collab video in the future?
You should sue
that guy a bit above me is right. you and pyro should kiss
Was an absolute delight the our studio could animate for this! Absolute W vid overall.
based
@@AdventureNoises yall did amazing!!!!
@Speaker2400-m5i If true, hopefully someone comes along to provide the same service to you 😊
@@bravelydefaulted Thanks so much! We had a LOT of fun on this.
@@hattrickmusic5780 No u
GOD, what a video !
The voice acting, the animation, the narrating, the music used, it was all beautifully made and amazing. Hearing music from dmc1 and some resident evil's was such a nice touch to the video.
Everything was captivating, well scripter and entertaining. Even tho it took me 4 sessions of watching to complete the video, it did not disappoint. It's amazing to see the progress you've made Pyro, and the fact that you've gathered all these people for Darkwood is just fantastic.
Thank you for the video, sincerely.
8 hours of pure cinema. I still can't believe i watched the whole thing, it took me 3 days. Not many people put so much care into a craft this huge just for a piece of media they really find fascinating. I hope this video works really well Pyro, it deserves every single view.
💯 agree. Now I REALLY want Petscop ❤❤❤
So true Mr slugcat
It took me spacing this out over 3 days to watch it too, and there's so much I feel I didn't understand 😂 This video and all the work put into it is going to be my background/meditation for a long while
Slop
@@theshooterflynnyou shouldn’t meditate to horror games, bad energy
16k views in 1 hour 😭
we are NOT getting another main channel video again
For me it says 27k likes with 19k views, bro has made a deal with ghosts
Its glitched i think, theres more likes than views
Yeah it’s definitely glitchy more likes than views
UA-cam normally takes a while to catch up on view @@redwiltshire1816
Let people come back home from work so they can watch. Others (like me) probably just saw the title and hit like to watch later at home
So guys we did it…we finally released slopwood
Slopwooe
@umuppp-e7n youre a loser
Fartwood
SO GUYS WE DID IT
@umuppp-e7nwho asked?..
Tbf the whole log of wood heals you faster than the plank. Saved me in a couple of circumstances
The contrast between the Darkwood guys and Ville Kallio is hilarious, they're actually explaining their design decisions while Ville was like "Idk man, I barely remember making the game I just threw a bunch of random shit in there"
Fr😂
I'm not gonna lie, Pyro's questions to Ville were really just a bunch of senseless Вs. There's so many things you could ask the dude and Pyro just went for "omg why you did this quirky thing"
That interview was lowkey ass, Ville is obviously a super shy/awkward guy with the camera on atleast, and Pyro kept asking him hyper-specific questions about contet in the game rather than more broad topics he could've immediately answered.
@@anusaukko6792I thought the interview was fine tbh. Don't get what all the crying is about.
@@byattwurns1553 I love Pyro, but the interview was bad, because you cant ask an artist"What does it mean?" question. Its like asking Christopher Nolan for the 100th time"In the inseption was it dream or real in the end???"
I like how Piotrek wants to build a rocket and even has a picture of Yuri Gagarin, yet didn’t take the fuel out of the tractor even though Yuri died because the aircraft ran out of fuel.
Seems intentional, one perspective can see that he doesn't remember the fuel because the disease is affecting his logic, I mean the man is building a rocket out of a tractor he's got some screws loose. Or there is the intentional irony of how Yuri Gagarin the man he looks up to also didn't have enough fuel. I think both are possible and this is just a cool detail the devs put in for us ❤
I thought the whole reason Yuri died was the an unauthorised MiG-21 buzzed his MiG-15 and the aircraft was unrecoverable. So was the fuel related to that?
Piotrek is Elon, except smarter.
Bless the Elephant's Voice Actor, she's the ONLY ONE PERSON who said Polish name properly, 5 hours in, after all those 'Dżans' and 'Zoczas'. Bless her soul
I am going to beat pyrocynical with a brick
They even get English words incorrect lol. "Sow" (female pig) rhymes with "cow", yet they all pronounce it like "so".
@@mistercappuccinoaccents exist
Too bad she does not pronounce 'leper' correctly.
People like you annoy me.
8:01:33 I feel that the main character became a sleeper around the end of the first chapter, and he wandered to where you wake up, but it also means that everything in chapter 2 that happened was just a dream, to the wolfman returning if you didn’t follow his quest to surviving each night you did in chapter 2, it also explains with the mushroom lady why the eat her option always appeared, it was your dream subconscious wanting to do it
This also means that everyone you do interact and kill are also apart of your dream, for example the mushroom lady and wolfman
Now I could be entirely wrong but it feels like it makes sense
i think he becomes one when you walk past the talking tree, at the end of the path before you reach the outside area with the network lines there’s a dark thicket of trees you need to pass through and i took that as the entrance to the heart of the woods, and everything past that is a dream
Its confirmed this is not the case, your actions in the second chapters such as what happens to elephants cause differences in the end cards. Interesting theory tho!
@@Dragonborn-kn5ey Oh
5:00:51 hits hard while in a dark room with no sounds
It scared me so bad🗿
Deadass
i see why pyro hates horror games
@@InsomniacGhoulDon't worry, it scared Pyro too
Fr
8 hour video no sponsor no ads pyro has to be going thru it rn
I remember back when he'd let sponsors do bidding wars to get the most money out of a video. What a time.
I don't think he's able to get sponsored on this one just because of the themes of the content. They're notoriously difficult to get on videos like this. Not to mention, sponsors usually want to watch the entire video to screen them for brand compliance so... no business in their right mind would dedicate staff for a full+ work shift to screening for one sponsorship.
His slop channel can probably cover the costs
I hv ads every 5 mins
No ads? I get ads every 5-10 minutes
@@kilow76 sponsorships and ads aren’t the same thing.
can see why Pyro really likes Darkwood, and that is because:
-Incredible- -yet- -suspenseful- -horror- -game-
-Engaging- -combat- -and- -creative- -game- -mechanics-
Wolfman keep saying "meat".
thank you russiabagger
all in le head
"all in le head" we pyro viewers say in unison
Also because the wolf licked him
With all jokes aside, this has to be some of the best content youtube has to offer, i genuinely look forward to each and every video you make and get visibly happy when i see the notification, I am so serious when i say that you should genuinely be so fucking proud of yourself, even if you'd die tomorrow you should be content with what you've got out of life by making these videos. Your fans aren't the most serious folk out there, but i think that underneath lies a deep admiration for your work. Yes im glazing
3 hours in. cosplays, voice overs, animations, etc are so peak. insanely well done, pyro and all the people that had hands in this project. congrats on getting it out! just bought the game c:
Glazer
get it out of your mouth bro 😭😭
Bro: Compliments Pyro for something.
Everyone else: *Stop glazing!!!!!!!!*
8 and a half hour documentary on a semi-obscure horror game with some of the best production value on UA-cam.
''Yo Pyro this vid was fire!''
''Stop glazing''
Is this a Pyro fan problem or youtube brainrot?
@@anusaukko6792 both, it's actually wild how embarrassing the fans are getting lmao, its a good video, no idea why they gotta be toxic about it.
A little detail you might have missed: the being is an infant of its species. Back in the first dream, the lamp that's surrounded by sleepers and dead bodies slowly turns into a baby or fetus. This looks very much like the crater where the being lies surrounded by sleepers and dead people.
6 months and he missed this... 0/10 flopwood video, never let him make a youtube essay again
You're trying to apply mammalian qualities to alien space goo.
@@MrKing-771 it's only symbolism
It also really resembles the embryos you find throughout
@@jeanneb6320 that's right
What a collab, man. Ever since you applied yourself to long form content like this it's been a treat to get that notification of an upload. The voice actors did a terrific job, the cosplay, the narration, the script, the hours upon hours and hours of playing this game to get everything you could out of it, and piecing the puzzle together for us. It's all just fucking amazing. I don't care if people joke about the length of the video, it's just an incredible piece of media and it's for fucking free. That's amazing. I'm buying a couple shirts, hope your finances recover. You've earned it.
Seriously. I know the joke is to belittle Pyro for his longform content, but the amount of actual research and production quality in each episode he's made (and the increase each time) makes him one of the best essayists on youtube.
He doin tricks on it holy shmoly
Holy yap
honestly most of the voice acting sucked and the video would've been better if pyro himself simply read the dialogue without voice acting.
@@nikodemasgircys7252 nah the voice acting was decent, didn't like the wold that much but apart from that it was good and much more immersive than if he did it
Hearing foekoe talk in a calm collected voice for extended periods of time was truly the scariest part
Whoever voiced the old man in the wheelchair was incredible. Felt like a bloodborne npc
Colossal really did an incredible job with both him and the chicken lady.
lol he's just playing himself
@@anitaremenarova6662 Chicken lady sounds a lot more like SsethTzeentach
I think it’s colossal is crazy
and whoever did the wolf fuckin sucked
Local British man mispronounces basic Polish words for 8 hours
real
English words too
english too, he doesnt say 'bough' or 'sow' correctly once
@@CH-1060forEelit’s maddening
Is it an intentional engagement bait thing? Do younger people not now how to pronounce sow?
Your user makes this 10x funnier
2 hour long movie? Nah I don’t got the attention span for that.
8 hour long video about a game I’ve never played? Sign me up!
Why am I like this 💀
Cause you like having fun?
For me i can watch this in podcast form over a couple of weeks, enjoying someone be passionate about something
but for movies it requires your ears AND eyes
plus gotta get all invested in the plot & characters and sh!t...
(just tryna make sense of first world problems :D
@@JeremyBXsad when you break it down like that
Kinda the same for me. I really like to watch about a person talking about their passion/favourite thing
autism
Darkwood marriage situation is insane
Marriage??? Marriage fear and hunger??????
And Englishman getting a Welshman to voice a polish doctor is peak fiction
What better is getting Russian Badger to voice the "furry", especially when you get to know russian badger more. Basically he (russian badger) is on the furry community's white list.
@@Bluejaywitharedscarf After that horrendous performance he should be on a hitlist, literally a homeless man off the street would've done a better job there.
@@Bluejaywitharedscarf No it's not, I like Badger's voice in his goofy videos, but he's done a terrible job here
@@anitaremenarova6662 hes honestly just a bad voice actor lol, he was bad as king minos in maxors ultrakill video too. But the guys cool enough to where it doesnt really bother me that much tbh
@@Holy_Moly69 Max0r doesn't really go for immersion so it didn't matter there but does it really pain to listen to here especially with everyone else doing so well.
The level of polish and expertise that's present THE ENTIRE WAY through this 8hr video is insane. Incredible work!
Well yeah, the game's Polish
@@obamnaprismus dude, nailed it!! 🤣
the presentation and polish within the game are incredible. However the voices and animated sequences that pyro added are quite cringey and really detract from the experience.
@@dgmt1 the animation is mostly fine but some of the character like the wolf man voice is really bad
@@dgmt1 I mean you don't expect him to hire professional voice actors for every line in an eight hour video, do you? I at least found them charming, even though many of them weren't exactly oscar-worthy.
"Calling a horror game horror because of jumpscares is like calling a comic a comedian because he tickles you"
That is brilliant. I'm stealing that.
@@masterofbloopers I stole it too so feel free :p
Fun fact about the bike man, if you had any booze in your previous hideout and gave one to him so he could transport your stuff, he'll drink EVERY BOTTLE OF BOOZE you had.
Fell asleep already 0:10
Atleast you'll get some sleep
@@abhiyaan7265 Crusader’s Crossbow depending on range with a random Crit does 114-225 DMG.
Imagine waiting months for a 2/10 animation
@@mishaaskar didn’t see. Fell asleep
Tough
Can’t wait to spend the next week putting this on as I go to bed, only to spend the rest of the following day trying to work out what time stamp I fell asleep at.
I've spent the past 2 days doing that and finally got the time to finish it since a few minutes ago haha
Just finished the video, i fell asleep 5 times during the course of watching it lol
This is probably why pyro's videos do so well. UA-cam things man is creating such fire content that we watch the 8 hour video 16 times
The modern plight of long-form content right here.
timestamps for anyone curious:
15:59 Prologue
33:06 Chapter 1
4:00:53 Chapter 2
6:50:43 Epilogue
You are a real one
8 hours and no timestamps? Darkwood situation is really insane
*slopwood
I’ll give you a time stamp
Start 00:00
End 8:26:55
@@CityeditsUnofficial how can you call this slop lol, its acctually really good. Genuinely my favourite video on youtube.
@@brighttooth3436running gag, his community is full of brainrot and making fun of him is a common thing
You're not meant to skip parts
I'm always so impressed by how many UA-camrs you get in on your main channel videos, love them
Man, not to drag the other people who voice acted in this but going from the doctor sounding so good he had me thinking its actual audio from the game to the wolf just being therussianbadger and sseth screeching as the chicken lady you can feel who is an actual voice actor. I didnt even know it was cdawg until i read the description.
Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Connor is the only person with actual voice acting experience or training so he's probably going to be the best sounding, of course some creators are still able to give a good performance despite that. Pyro just reached out to other creators or friends and went with whoever was up for it so quality isn't going to be insane, but it's not really something that I have issues with because I'm not expecting movie tier acting. Also, I feel that once you hear Connor for enough time, you can tell when he's voicing a character because his voice is quite recognizable.
The opposite happened for me, I immediately recognized cDawg, his work felt so much more similar to the work he did in the My House.wad video. I felt that the Wolfman dude was familiar, but couldn't pin it down to TheRussianBadger but by god, I had no idea Sseth had another range of voice...
maybe im just a hater but the wolf voice felt soooooo off and I didn't like it.
I had no idea it even WAS Sseth until I heard someone else mention it. I thought it was Colossal at first lol. I think Sseth did a REALLY good job honestly, but that might just be me.
UA-camrs aren't voice actors
Łódź mentioned
dog!
Worst jumpscare in the entire video..
Apart from snus maggot
I agree, Mr. Bino
Pyro feeds us slop, you feed us snus
dementia dog is here
Finally, after 30,000 years of slumber, hogs feast on something other than daily slop. In Darkwood we trust
cant wait for the next vid in 18 years
my glorious king pyro is finally back
In God we trust
horus heresy
@@kjmario In the woods we trust** can't you hear the trees sing? the woods are hungry.
I can't bealive that pyro even pay a dog to show up in his irl part, such a creative furry indeed. 5:23:28
The fact is, Ive got here 3 hours late. And yet no one has 100% completed this beast
I watched it all using my hyperbaric time chamber.
You say when i have a 5x speed option on youtube smh. And a plugin that lets me go to 50x speed.
its been 4 hours and no one has completed it yet thats crazy
@@ForgedHorizons no we are talking about Just Regular time no one has completed it without skipping or speeding it up.
About now is time anyone who click instantly and watch 2 tims speed finishing
I love how every pyro video has at least 1 moment involving drain gang
fr. was just listening to bladee when the vid came out so hearing ecco2k was a jumpscare
@Speaker2400-m5i bro get a job
Whoever voiced the Doctor genuenly gave a really awesome performance!
I hear whoever did the voice is also one hell of a butler
@@likestosleep225Sebastian va?? Really???
@@BreMue the walmart version 😂 Cdawgva
Cdawg virginia
Ikr? unlike Wolfman over here
1 Hour long documentary 🛌
8 Hour video essay about a game I'll never play 🧐
Hearing Swagger Souls yell in such a way is definitely something I never expected to hear
And i got surprised hearing fitz at 2:29:28
Took me 4 nights to finish this video, spent 3 of them intoxicated. Good video
samee doing that rn i’m 1/3 through 👍🏼 cheers
True Polish viewer
Huh, must be Polish
I’m fully through and this video honestly just makes me angry
@@Vaporwavelolwhy
FINALLY ANOTHER 8-HOUR VIDEO TO WATCH INSTEAD OF WORKING/STUDYING.
the woods are dark! would you rather just look at paper with symbols to contemplate reasoning in a centaury existing of systematic suffering infictling only boredom?, is this howeth thine live ith only life?PATHETIC, T H I S V I D E O M U S T B E W A T C H E D
@@osparavjust report for child s*x abuse material and move on, don’t bother responding
The Cripple is some S-tier voice acting
I opened UA-cam on my phone and audibly said “holy darkwood”
i wish he did it before beambuddy
Doesn't even cover my entire shift. 8 months wasted
Fr
bro's working for Mr. Krabs
It covers my whole shift but I'm taking massive and painful dump
An hour a month. Equivalent exchange
@gamingmaster6377 Amazon do be an advanced Mr. Krabs, This is true.
the fucking random ass pyrocynical jumpscare hits a bit different at 1am, while tryin to reset the sleep cycle.
Literally got it rn, shat myself
Ikr
It took me 5 seconds to process the image and my heart instantly went from resting to flight or fight, honestly fuck that jumspcare it was so crazy
Time stamp?
@@hoist9364 i think its nearly exactly 4 or 5 hours, its within a minute of one of those two.
When I saw the runtime, I told myself "I'll just check it out, maybe it's good. The last few long ones from Pyro were absolute bomb."
A day and a half later, after two 4-hour watching sessions, i'm through it. I feel not unlike the protagonist crawling deeper into the forest, through it, trying to get out.
Hell of a game.
BRO TOOK HIS FUCKING TIME WITH THIS ONE
@Speaker2400-m5i hope your servers burn down you bot
But he cooked
Ngl. It's very cringe how out for blood the discord and reddit are about it but it's understandable why it took so much extra time
@@TNTspaz They're just ADHD kids and femboys.
@@TNTspaz Pyro makes great content, but his fanbase is one of the worst in UA-cam I have ever seen.
4-5 theatre-length movies stuffed into one video. Bro's yapping wild.
@@tonymaverickzane6899 Professional yapper but actually good
Editing scripts is a dead artform
@@NoName......black emperor
the real darkwood is the friends we made along the way
so that's why there was no darkwood, no friends
@Speaker2400-m5i you are mentally unwell
Simply report the bot and move on
this has truly been the darkwood of all time
the video is not even 6 hours when you last commented this (26 mins ago)
W the musicians voice actor . His performance made him my favorite character
as a polish person, the fruits in the bowl when a guast is around shows just how kind and welcoming the team is.
If there is no fruit does that mean they are telling you to bugger off and die?
@@mattymerr701 if there is nothing for the guest then yes(fruit bowl is a often thing when having guests, but sweets to eat while drinking coffee are also common. If that thing is empty 1.the people don't really care or 2.they don't like you )
@@kikioffe2698
Are you actually joking or is this a genuine custom. If it is real that's genuinely funny lol
@@komerihimura Yea, if you have guest YOU MUST have some snacks for the coffe, be it cookies or fruits.
You will either come off as an asshole, be short on money OR you really don't like that person
5:00:50 Man, fuck you bruh, I was looking away from my computer for a sec when the video went silent and when I turned back around, and I see that. Genuinely scared the living shit outa me.
Dude same. The one i looked back that image comes up
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was watching this and slowly drifting asleep, I hear him make that stupid joke and then boom sounds gone, I wonder what happened and then I slowly open my eyes yes and see that goddamn image and I literally needed to sit up and look around my room, that woke my ass up so quick 😂
Could’ve just turned this into a UA-cam Short tbh
No.
Video is a million times better than any short will ever be
Entire video sped up fast enough to only be 60 sec long.
@@jurajsintaj6644please i need to see this, it would be too funny
@@jurajsintaj6644gonna break the ad speedup extension so it does it on this video
This video has the largest range of voice acting quality I have ever heard in any media ever
Holy crap Lois! This is almost as awesome as that time Pyrocynical dropped the Darkwood video!
Petah! The slop is here!
the slop the nightmares there finally over
YES
Oh my goodness it’s the funny sfm man
Holy crap*
Stay in school, kids
After 8 hours and 27 minutes spanned across 2 to 3 days and 60+ ads I have now finished Darkwood. Pure cinema. When the end of the video hit as Pyro finished his last bit of lines in Sweden. I felt a bit sad and but happiness as how this whole story unfolded, the time and effort especially going to Sweden and dressing up as the protagonist immersing ourselves outside of the game as well as in. The youtubers and animation team and everyone involved did an incredible job with what they were involved in. And Acid Wizard for creating a game where they thought of every avenue possible and still maintained its essence and captured what they set out to achieve. This is why Pyrocynical is my favorite youtuber and always look forward to your videos. The thought and planning process is 2nd to none. Interviewing the devs, playing and recording the game, explaining the plot, building a foundation and telling a story and for those 8 hours and 27 minutes ive always wanted to come back and continue watching. It never bored me once. Thank you Pyrocynical for the amazing content that you put out. You deserve great things man.
Also Editors and everyone on Pyros Team. Without you these videos wouldnt be possible. Your efforts dont go unnoticed and are amazing. I hope Pyro give you a big payrise of 1 WHOLE DILLA and lets you out of the cage for a sip of water. (But truly Im sure you're eating good and you deserve)
At some point ill be picking Darkwood up to play and down the line Conscript since ive been watching Pyros streams of it and cant wait for that video in the future. And its all thanks to you. Take care.
@@jamesmcmoore5434 agreed. Awesome video
For some reason I didn’t get a single ad?
@elizabetheulaers4181 if you have youtube premium you won't get ads. Or you have an ad blocker? If not those 2 I'm guessing you were very lucky that you didn't get any 😀
Absolutely agreed!
100% with you. Masterpiece right there (even tho the scrapped animations he posted on Twitter would have been a welcome Inclusion + TRB could have done a bit better work voicing the wolf man)
after 8 hours, 26 minutes and 54 seconds, i finally understand what it is like to be polish
It’s just for beginners, believe me
imagine if he watched the full 8 hours 26 minutes and 55 seconds what would he understand?
babe wake up new 8 hour long pyrocynical video essay dropped
I don’t think I have ever felt more pity for a fictional character than the Musician. Literally no matter what choices you make, he will suffer horribly.
He can still live. In my run I sort of killed everyone and somehow he and Piotrek survived. I didn't do anything to help him other than killing his parents (funnily enough, I didn't even know they were his parents at the time I just killed any infected I saw)
@@frankwoods1531 killing everyone in the game is crazy
@poleve5409 it was usually because I was impatient. I killed the chicken lady thinking she would have a key, but no. Snail guy to go through his body for seemingly nothing of importance in his home, ate granma because i couldnt see other prompts, and burned the tree because why not?
Piotrek and The Musician were the only two survivors in my run.
badger delivered wolfman lines like the tiktok ai white woman voice
Fr like please just hire a voice actor
😭😭😭
The ai voice would be better because i actually feel slightly intimidated by it unlike badger
@@classicsteakZ096 Truthfully I think badger would have been good on some other character but wolfman would have been so much better if done by someone like CDawg
Dude doesn't have a bad voice but clearly not the best choice for that character does not fit at all
Pyro really be pushing that 10 minute mark.
8 minute Andy
"Just You wait" was such a goated cartoon man
So hard to beleive the chicken lady's VO is SsethTzeentach. That guy is the epitome of hidden talent.
Do not underestimate the merchants guild
WAIT WHAT
oh i didnt even notice lol
Wait that was Sseth? Damn didn't even recognize it
ITS A MAN dang holy
Pyro: You'll be voicing a mutant Wolf Man.
TheRussianBadger: Oh so should I sound gruff, intimidating, maybe add some growls to my line delivery?
Pyro: Nah man, I want you to sound like the average California Silicone Valley Crypto-shill Douchebro.
Badger: ...But--
Pyro: I want you to sound like at any second you could break out into a sermon about how NFTs are your God.
Badger: ...
Pyro: Oh! Or maybe you could do it like uh, a famous TV Newscaster who recently bought his way out of facing sexual harassment charges and now has full confidence that he can get away with anything.
Badger: ...okay...
it sounds like they just gave him the lines and not the character or context which is sad
Why would he add growls when they aren't in the dialogue? Also he sounded perfectly to me, he was just a fing douchebag
Yeah honestly, most of the voice acting seems pretty weak… Some are amazing, and other just, read lines.
Lmao! Badger is so horrible. he thinks he's like Jack Black that he'll be excused for playing as himself in ANY ROLE. no way man. no way. this was a big L for him
awful voiceacting, man's didnt even try
I love how whenever you do videos with parts where you interview people who made these super interesting games and choices, their response to why they did things is always like "Lmao, I dunno. We did the dumb thing because we felt like it :D"
the best of reasons to put something in, to be fair
Ville’s answers will always make me laugh, he just dryly says he didn’t give it much thought and then laughs