Number 15: Freddy Fazbear Foot Fungasaurus rex “The last thing you would want in your Burger King restaurant is Freddy Fazbear, but as it turns out, it’s worse than what you get. On November 13, while looking for the Gummy Bear album, a horrendous animalistic abomination was sighted at the restaurant. Combining both features of an anthropomorphic singing-brown bear and a large tyrannosaurid with mushrooms growing on its back, the large monster stormed into the establishment causing chaos and destruction in its wake. It ate all the patties, devoured the upper bodies of 6 men, destroyed all the tables and windows, and stole everyone’s left shoe. Truly it was a traumatic incident that will be an unforgettable experience for anyone who was involved. But if our eyes see it, and our cameras capture it, does it exist? Enter a world where fact meets fiction. Where nightmares come to life.” Lost Tapes: *Freddy Fazbear Fungasaurus rex*
Thank you for making me laugh so much that my cat gave me side eye 😂 I love how none of the contenders were dinosaurs (besides Bush ofc) and that the eagle was called out for not being a dino when it is one. So many jokes per minute in this one, excellent work
Mosasaurus wasn’t a dinosaurus , it was a big ugly bulgy fish! It was also only the size of a shrew, do not spread misinformation plz! I am definitely telling valid information. Also, agnurognathus was actuallee the scariest dinosaur ever because it was actually the size of the sun 🤓
I thought this was actually going to be a fully educated videos made by a professional, but I just can't stop laughing at this guy demonstrating click-baiters. At least this was entertaining. Share this videos to people like Bright Side, Mega Dinosaurs and WatchMojo.
Dude I looked at that, shutterstock pterodactyl on the thumbnail, title written in capital with four "!" and I was like oh no we lost him. He converted to Jurassic Fight Club. (I knew it was a joke but I couldn't help but freeze for a sec😂)
I appreciate all the small details he put into the video, like the slight Batman-type voice he used, and that he said number three instead of number two, or how he went out of his way to both put every animal (besides George W bush) in the wrong time period
What the hell?! I cannot belive, you forgot to mention my favourite dinosaurus such as the tully monster, veliciraptorus rex, or the great shrekosaurus maximus! FOR THAT I UNSUBSCRIBE NOW!!!
literally best april fools joke ever XD (bro i bet this tricked some non-paleo nerds tho) But srsly bro went allll out with the dinosaur misconceptions lmao This comment was sponsered by raid shadow legends
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Although it’s a April fools joke he can’t bring himself to say pterodactyl
Can I still use Pterodactyl as it’s non-scientific name?
@@joshuaW5621you can physically say it, but you technically can’t refer to a Pterosaur as such since Pterodactyl isn’t a valid genus
@@Lalaloopsies_United but it is short for Pterodactylus.
@@joshuaW5621 yes but it’s still not a valid genus, that’s kinda like saying Gigantospinosaurus and Spinosaurus are the same
@@Lalaloopsies_United why? Was Pterodactyl originally a different genus from Pterodactyls or something?
"Taking down two enormous structures at once" NO WAY LMAO
4:09
My thoughts exactly
too much
Unironically funny
I know this is an April fools, but I am in so much pain right now.
I’m in pain from laughing.
Thank goodness we didn't encounter these 5 scary lizards
But Woolly Elephant is my favorite lizard
@@SharyK-_0I never knew that mammals were dinosaurs too lol.
@@SharyK-_0I respect your opinion but you are wrong, everyone knows the Trilobite is the best lizard
You all are wrong the scariest lizard is the left toe of dimetrodon
the flagella of a prehistoric cell is the scariest
The part where Bush caused the K/Pg extinction was just chilling. Truly the apex predator of the phanerozoic.
So.much misinformation
*Archaean
I lost it at Motto Motto😂
I love how it gets more rediculous with every entry
Average Mesozoic mammal discussion
Everyone knows Ark is the most palaeo accurate documentary.
Amazing video. Now do top 5 dinosaurs that can kill a T.rex
That's next year
*T-Rex
Waiting for the Dino nerds that will start hating on him because of a joke
Too late
Hello Majungasaurus from the Maastrichtian stage of late Cretaceous, Madagascar
@@maurolibbi8411 hello human
Um achully 🤓
Dino nerds would be the ones laughing the most of it.
The new Jurassic world movie is looking great.
That 'Dino Riders' Image killed me 😂
HARNESS THE POWER!
Strongest dino is obviously LUCA
My favorite dinosaur was humongosaur , through astrodactyl is pretty close.
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Number 15: Freddy Fazbear Foot Fungasaurus rex
“The last thing you would want in your Burger King restaurant is Freddy Fazbear, but as it turns out, it’s worse than what you get. On November 13, while looking for the Gummy Bear album, a horrendous animalistic abomination was sighted at the restaurant. Combining both features of an anthropomorphic singing-brown bear and a large tyrannosaurid with mushrooms growing on its back, the large monster stormed into the establishment causing chaos and destruction in its wake. It ate all the patties, devoured the upper bodies of 6 men, destroyed all the tables and windows, and stole everyone’s left shoe. Truly it was a traumatic incident that will be an unforgettable experience for anyone who was involved. But if our eyes see it, and our cameras capture it, does it exist? Enter a world where fact meets fiction. Where nightmares come to life.”
Lost Tapes: *Freddy Fazbear Fungasaurus rex*
As soon as I heard you use that weird voice I knew we were in for a treat
The sad part is, I've asked people at work about their favorites dinosaurs and THESE are the animals they say 🤦♂️
Hate it when I ask someone which dinosaur they liked fromthe new Jurassic world movie and they say "George W Bush"
I love this, especially because of how accurate it is to a lot of actual non-ironic dinosaur content.
Thank you for making me laugh so much that my cat gave me side eye 😂
I love how none of the contenders were dinosaurs (besides Bush ofc) and that the eagle was called out for not being a dino when it is one. So many jokes per minute in this one, excellent work
Still better than the majority of Top 10s and Dinosaur Fact videos on UA-cam.
Most unrealistic top 5 creature ever
Inaccuracies over inaccuracies over inaccuracies... I love it!!!
I’m disappointed in you for putting a pterosaur as the thumbnail!
Haha
This is killing me. Stop
Beautiful, informative, accurate.
10,000/10 would be scared again.
Every moment of this video was pain. Well done!
I lost it when he said: "This video is sponsored by Raid shadow legends."
Mosasaurus wasn’t a dinosaurus , it was a big ugly bulgy fish! It was also only the size of a shrew, do not spread misinformation plz! I am definitely telling valid information. Also, agnurognathus was actuallee the scariest dinosaur ever because it was actually the size of the sun 🤓
I had to remind myself every 3 seconds that this is a joke to not succumb to the pain
Nah, Wild turkeys are the most terrifying dinosaurs! They attack people!
Man I think I just soiled myself
your only mistake was not using an AI pic for your thumbnail
Motto motto scary. :)
4:06 actually that makes sense since weapons of mass destruction is noted in this range
I can’t stop laughing at this.
The best April fools video I’ve seen in a while lol
Don't be silly. Everyone knows that Pteranodons were time-travellers.
Man this episode of prehistoric planet really leaned in on the speculative side of things
NOT GEORGE BUSH 😭😂
“Willing to clap the cheecks of any humans or any tyrannosaurs that crossed it paths 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Damn I never knew these Dinos existed lol. And also awesome video btw. The Motto Motto, got me really good XD
I’m disappointed that T-REX isn’t included 😞😞
/j
fr t-rax is so coool omg it had a bite force of 80 million newtons which means it could create a black hole in its mouth!
This is just parody of those fake AI made paleo videos...
i almost thought this was going to be a serious video,until you showed mosasaurus. this is great!!
After you’re done with the dinosauria series I’d suggest you react to the sauria series there is already two episodes add one more on the way
fun fact: motto motto is the only dinosaur to use the same word for both it genus and species name🦛
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
I lost it when I saw Motto Motto, and I can't say I was expecting to see George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein.
Wait what?!
I’d like to formally apologize for what he just said about Saddam Hussein.
You forgot godzilla, mf was a fire breathing dinosaur just like the dragon dinosaurs
Best way to celebrate easter and april fool day!
Best dino doc ever!
I got so thrown off when it went from pteranodon to moto moto 😂
Walking with dinosaurs sucks. The Flinstones is the true accurate dinosaur documentary
I thought this was actually going to be a fully educated videos made by a professional, but I just can't stop laughing at this guy demonstrating click-baiters. At least this was entertaining.
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I love these types of archaeology videos
the dinosaur train image lmaooooooooo
Would've been much more funnier if you've used a text-to-speech or ai generated voice speaking throughout this entire video
Dude I looked at that, shutterstock pterodactyl on the thumbnail, title written in capital with four "!" and I was like oh no we lost him. He converted to Jurassic Fight Club.
(I knew it was a joke but I couldn't help but freeze for a sec😂)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I appreciate all the small details he put into the video, like the slight Batman-type voice he used, and that he said number three instead of number two, or how he went out of his way to both put every animal (besides George W bush) in the wrong time period
Average Korean paleontology UA-cam video be like:
This feels like Jurassic Fight Club
You know I thi l a good series would be if he reviewed video gam edino acrosses like ark, isle , path of titans and other games like that
Can you do Paleo Myths 7 are Troodontids Omnivores
Spinosaurus is the god of dinosaurs
You know, considering modern elephants, i am willing to believe mammoths actually had a lust for vengeance
Imagine this is your first red raptor video😂
best paleo video ever
Thats probably the funniest shit i have ever seen in my life
So unexpected lmaooo @4:35
Red, what'd you think of "The Ark and the Darkness"? =) Happy Resurrection Day"! ^u^
Truly terrified!
Jumpscare warning next time please...
The only thing this needs is an AI generated "prehistoric" creature in the thumbnail.
that pterosaur looks pretty AI-ish, but I might be wrong
@@matyaskassay4346its not ai, not sure name of artist but it definutely wasnt ai
I think Moto Moto likes you
Truly one of the dinosaur videos ever
The only thing that was missing was the over dramatic background music
It is even better when it is in 144p
What the hell?! I cannot belive, you forgot to mention my favourite dinosaurus such as the tully monster, veliciraptorus rex, or the great shrekosaurus maximus! FOR THAT I UNSUBSCRIBE NOW!!!
My favorite Dinosaur is Sacabambaspis.
My favorite is Nigersaurus
This is peak cinema.
options 5-3 could unironically work in a bait channel, once we get to the muscular gay hippo, then there's some question
This is so fucking funny, I can’t.
It was funny experiment when You had behaviour of the Bright Side lol
Okay, okay, we get it. Dinos were SUPER SCARY!!!! Totally not just animals. I am not sure if I loved or hated this video.
He is mocking dr. Skipper and 90% of Paleontology vids
Unfortunately flying type dinosaurs weren’t well adapted to thunder storms and took super effective damage
literally best april fools joke ever XD (bro i bet this tricked some non-paleo nerds tho)
But srsly bro went allll out with the dinosaur misconceptions lmao
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We all know that this is an April Fools Joke video
Dude this was horrifying put a rating first before you make stuff like this!!! Lol
Are you aware that Leaellynasaura is coming to Prehistoric Kingdom?
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I didn't get that it was an april 1st joke before I actually watched the video.
my favourite part was when the scariest dinosaur george w bush said "its too late, i AM the war on terror" and george w bush'd all over the place
This is sucha funny paleo comedy, but its still the more accurate than some supposedly serious educational videos!
It's great Red Raptor knows about all the trash paleo vids on this subject.
Dimetrodon is the best dinosaur
XDDDDDDDDDDDD This is Rich