Fish Biologist reacts to "Megalodon Proof"

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  • @thememeguy2195
    @thememeguy2195 3 роки тому +22727

    Only 1% of my closet has been explored, thus the logical assumption is that a Tasmanian Tiger is living there.

    • @vvcreative2628
      @vvcreative2628 3 роки тому +978

      😂😂😂👍
      Well , I can't argue against facts and *logic*

    • @Ilikebugs2464
      @Ilikebugs2464 3 роки тому +1026

      I'm in your shoe john

    • @frugity9559
      @frugity9559 3 роки тому +297

      @@Ilikebugs2464 Wtf lmao

    • @artfidzonwheels1613
      @artfidzonwheels1613 3 роки тому +467

      Nope… thats the home of megalospider…

    • @7thwardserpent83
      @7thwardserpent83 3 роки тому +238

      Thank god you haven't seen me in there yet

  • @joz-
    @joz- 3 роки тому +3382

    "Extinction isn't the end"
    No that's literally the definition of extinction

    • @RJJR-uy8hl
      @RJJR-uy8hl 3 роки тому +101

      and this is why education exists

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 3 роки тому +33

      @@RJJR-uy8hl To produce adults who think animals can recover from extinction?

    • @RJJR-uy8hl
      @RJJR-uy8hl 3 роки тому +90

      @@bluishwolf To produce adults who actually know what they’re talking about and not being idiots

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 3 роки тому +14

      @@RJJR-uy8hl Compulsory education has been around for a hundred years. Everyone who is currently alive, idiots included, received an education, so if education is the way to combat ignorance, it clearly isn't working.

    • @petestewart9442
      @petestewart9442 3 роки тому +1

      @@RJJR-uy8hl and education is not extinct so yea ur right lol

  • @wingsofarchivedlasagna6109
    @wingsofarchivedlasagna6109 2 роки тому +2998

    The Megaladon is incredibly smart and patient.. biding his time, waiting just for the right moment to break out and release his new podcast

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 Рік тому +95

      No, he's just been losing and re-growing his teeth, putting on a trench coat and hat and then selling them to tourist shops and living off that revenue

    • @Mangoshine
      @Mangoshine Рік тому +9

      matt-galodon walsh

    • @altacclaptop3
      @altacclaptop3 Рік тому +20

      Aw hell naw they be letting anyone podcast these days

    • @azhdarchidae66
      @azhdarchidae66 Рік тому

      @@hmmyou2544 mariana trench coat

    • @sirblue5586
      @sirblue5586 Рік тому +4

      Lmao

  • @Zminator1986
    @Zminator1986 Рік тому +2314

    Question: Why are people so obsessed with hoping an extincted shark is still alive?

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 Рік тому +541

      Because children will click on a video about cool giant sharks.

    • @juciymiddle3102
      @juciymiddle3102 Рік тому +458

      Because "big shark cool"

    • @gooberr_man
      @gooberr_man 8 місяців тому +172

      because kids are obsessed with prehistoric animals and "megalodon" is one of the easiest prehistoric marine animal names and is a "cool" big shark

    • @mephilesthedarkultimatevillain
      @mephilesthedarkultimatevillain 7 місяців тому +62

      Let alone a shark that's so damn big? And one that can easily swallow a whole-ass yatch in one go? Why are we hoping those things are alive again?

    • @Ya_boi_khoi
      @Ya_boi_khoi 7 місяців тому +22

      Because they can’t accept the fact that it simply died off. They have to have 100% proof that it doesn’t exist for them to believe it.

  • @toby221
    @toby221 2 роки тому +10567

    "Maybe, the Megalodon is a vegan now."
    *Loses his shit*

    • @Atoru
      @Atoru 2 роки тому +282

      I mean, who wouldn't? It's not Shark Tale lmao

    • @dreammaker9642
      @dreammaker9642 2 роки тому +100

      I lost brain cells and i am never getting them back

    • @adnsaurus
      @adnsaurus 2 роки тому +166

      Veganodon

    • @therudeorcaa8053
      @therudeorcaa8053 2 роки тому +95

      @@adnsaurus sounds like a pokemon name

    • @superzockertvyt9630
      @superzockertvyt9630 2 роки тому +9

      @@therudeorcaa8053 yes

  • @ashemarlow6471
    @ashemarlow6471 2 роки тому +4169

    "If the Megalodon is truly extinct, how is it that we keep finding so many teeth?"
    Gee, I wonder why all the dinosaurs left their bones behind when they went extinct

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 роки тому +252

      Man how come ancient civilisations left their remnants when they fell, it just makes no sense!

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 2 роки тому +76

      Man how come walls are made out of walls? It just makes no sense!

    • @mateuszsosnowski5876
      @mateuszsosnowski5876 2 роки тому +95

      Man how come when you shatter a vase it doesn't evaporate like in videogames? It just makes no sense!

    • @succyamum4127
      @succyamum4127 2 роки тому +6

      gee, it's almost like the original video was SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 2 роки тому +19

      @@succyamum4127 **GASP**

  • @minecraftmurder3181
    @minecraftmurder3181 Рік тому +884

    I don't visit my attic. That means that there must be a Tyrannosaurus Rex living up there

    • @seantron5291
      @seantron5291 Рік тому +45

      Bro’s got Jurassic Park above his house 💀

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Рік тому +25

      Did you leave any amber/frogs up there

    • @iwannasleep.
      @iwannasleep. 4 місяці тому +10

      Schrödinger's T-rex? Schrödinger's attic?

  • @kai_fatallysapphic
    @kai_fatallysapphic Рік тому +575

    Only 1% of the blood in my veins has been explored, therefore it's likely there's a Megalovania swimming around in there

    • @fonalilana5848
      @fonalilana5848 Рік тому +60

      I have never explored my neighbors house, so I can confidently assume that there may be a Stegosaurus inside.

    • @TheKaoticFoxi23
      @TheKaoticFoxi23 5 місяців тому +61

      A MEGALOVANIA LMAO

    • @Ooga_OnYT
      @Ooga_OnYT Місяць тому +22

      "Megalovania" 💀💀💀💀

    • @giantlactismid5704
      @giantlactismid5704 Місяць тому +24

      So you have a sans undertale too?

    • @WSH3TM
      @WSH3TM Місяць тому +6

      LMAOO 😭😭
      did your blood cells also become “extinct” because you didnt see thme got a long time?

  • @dimitri_tsm
    @dimitri_tsm 3 роки тому +21941

    "You know, dragons are well known to feast on deer, so if you see a deer carcass in the woods, it could be the leftover of a dragon, therefore dragons exist."

    • @untoucheddioxide1349
      @untoucheddioxide1349 3 роки тому +310

      Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @therealbnasty3719
      @therealbnasty3719 3 роки тому +331

      Got one question tho what’s big enough to chomp on a whale

    • @dimitri_tsm
      @dimitri_tsm 3 роки тому +107

      @@therealbnasty3719 Nothing really

    • @therealbnasty3719
      @therealbnasty3719 3 роки тому +57

      @@dimitri_tsm then wtf do they miss chunks of flesh lol

    • @dimitri_tsm
      @dimitri_tsm 3 роки тому +222

      @@therealbnasty3719 Are you talking about the picture in the original video?

  • @sharps432
    @sharps432 2 роки тому +2918

    "The mariana trench is the..."
    *shows indian ocean and great blue hole

  • @GeoBaller19
    @GeoBaller19 Місяць тому +126

    “We haven’t explored the core of the sun at all, so a 900 foot long crocodile could be living in there!”

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi Місяць тому +8

      Well have you made sure there isn't one in there?

    • @Draconicfish2679
      @Draconicfish2679 28 днів тому +6

      We haven’t looked underground on Mars, so therefore I’m going to launch my rocket ship to meet the aliens that must be living there!

    • @Marcuskwok-hn5yi
      @Marcuskwok-hn5yi 27 днів тому +2

      Well the chances are never zero.

  • @michaelchille4157
    @michaelchille4157 2 роки тому +631

    20:30 That’s literally Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands.
    Just for those unfamiliar with geography, Not only is Guam closer to Japan than Iraq, which itself hardly has a coastline at all, but it literally borders the Mariana Trench mentioned earlier in the video!
    I only recognized Guam from its quarter, yet that one revelation was enough for me to lose whatever shred of faith I had left in “Factsopedia”.

  • @e.r___2060
    @e.r___2060 3 роки тому +10391

    i love how whenever the guy says 'according to scientists' it cycles through five different stock clips of people in fake lab coats looking at whiteboards

    • @horrorgamestv6564
      @horrorgamestv6564 3 роки тому +137

      Yeah lmaoo

    • @void1776-0
      @void1776-0 2 роки тому +3

      @@horrorgamestv6564 1cc

    • @skolkor
      @skolkor 2 роки тому +427

      "According to scientists" or "research shows" may be the most misused sentences in history.

    • @manhadenovo
      @manhadenovo 2 роки тому +166

      lab coats AND safety glasses around whiteboards

    • @skolkor
      @skolkor 2 роки тому +129

      @@manhadenovo Reminds me of when I worked in a lab. Someone was taking pictures of my colleagues for the company website and told them to "look busy", so one of them was just awkwardly holding a wash bottle next to the fume hood. He may even have worn a lab coat even though we only used them for very special occasions.

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse 2 роки тому +4778

    I have a guilty pleasure:
    It's called watching experts loose their minds over nonsense claimed by idiots - it both saves me the effort and assures me the world isn't entirely filled with 'empty barrels'. It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'.

    • @renegadepyro726
      @renegadepyro726 2 роки тому +40

      Right! It’s so entertaining

    • @nerdomatic2489
      @nerdomatic2489 2 роки тому +32

      Pretty poetic way to put it.

    • @jamesshunt5123
      @jamesshunt5123 2 роки тому

      To OP.
      Well, if you condone the people who make the most noise rest assure they can and will cause a lot of suffering. Too many people laughed off anti-vaxers, flat-earthers and hordes of fools spreading utter nonsense. Now they're so many some people consider them legitimate. Ignore these ignoramuses and their crap and one day you will be wading in their sh*t.
      " It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'." I hope you're right. But there more you talk to people in general the more you'll realize a worrying amount of them are quite willing to believe anything - especially if it sounds good or exciting - and if something is presented in a "thrilling" fashion.
      "nonsense claimed by idiots" I'd have no issues with that if these idiots had a few thousand viewers. Unfortunately they have *millions* of viewers. And that is something deeply worrying. It means a LOT of people actually believe them.

    • @RATSLAPPER6189
      @RATSLAPPER6189 2 роки тому +7

      Lose*

    • @renegadepyro726
      @renegadepyro726 2 роки тому

      @@RATSLAPPER6189 I think I dislike you a lot.

  • @Delta_do_a_spin
    @Delta_do_a_spin Рік тому +176

    You can tell this man felt personally attacked when the coelacanth was used as a point, his expression said it all.

  • @RealFredbear
    @RealFredbear Рік тому +507

    “There’s no tooth fairy”
    “There’s no Easter Bunny”
    *And there is no Megalodon alive today.*

    • @nikola7211
      @nikola7211 6 місяців тому +8

      You are god damn right

    • @kevincarter6001
      @kevincarter6001 4 місяці тому +5

      Oh nooooo . All our childhood are ruined. We have nothing to believe in except ufos now.

    • @Uncreative_Username
      @Uncreative_Username Місяць тому

      The Easter bunny still exists you- you B@sTaRD!!!

    • @WSH3TM
      @WSH3TM Місяць тому +1

      nooo!! what can i do now?! I have no conspiracy theories to believe?? Thank god the earth is still flat right? 😂😂

    • @mitschnel607
      @mitschnel607 Місяць тому

      next step is god

  • @quachhengtony7651
    @quachhengtony7651 3 роки тому +9598

    Maybe the real Megalodon is the friends we made along the way

    • @nightfall_9411
      @nightfall_9411 3 роки тому +195

      I've always wondered... Where did this line come from?

    • @dankey1546
      @dankey1546 3 роки тому +193

      This joke is timeless. haha

    • @Archalias100
      @Archalias100 3 роки тому +243

      @@nightfall_9411 a 4chan user on a One Piece thread

    • @yooo5324
      @yooo5324 3 роки тому +28

      this is my favorite comment

    • @jarisai3193
      @jarisai3193 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao

  • @_shibe_7150
    @_shibe_7150 3 роки тому +4005

    I've never seen the back of my head chances are, it's safe to say that the city of Atlantis, the holy grail, and the sphynx's nose is located there.

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 3 роки тому +195

      Or Voldemort's face

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 3 роки тому +151

      Actually, the truth is, your eyes were always on the back of your head, and what you've been calling your "back" was really your front all along.

    • @Jujuthesavage
      @Jujuthesavage 3 роки тому +12

      Where are you I’ve got a dome to explore

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 3 роки тому +20

      Damn, that explains why haircuts are always so cheap for ya.

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 3 роки тому +12

      One thing we will never see is what’s inside of our own eyes.
      Because to see in there, we’d have to cut them open.

  • @WanderingDeadbeat
    @WanderingDeadbeat 2 роки тому +234

    “Whales are floating buffets” is easily my favorite quote from this video 😂

  • @princessinfrills
    @princessinfrills 7 місяців тому +149

    On the point of water having no scale, when I was a kid I loved Mola mola fishes, thinking they were quite small. Now having seen humans next to them I realize how truly big they actually are-

    • @lunaeons45
      @lunaeons45 Місяць тому +6

      I always love seeing videos where a diver will be chilling and they can see the shadow of what looks like a small animal, and all of a sudden a really curious whale appears.
      Or some massive jelly fish

  • @pinkbelgianwaffle
    @pinkbelgianwaffle 3 роки тому +3371

    "Extinction isn't the end"
    *She's not dead, she just isn't alive*

    • @shadowcrab
      @shadowcrab 3 роки тому +19

      OMG ZOMBIES 😨😱

    • @callmehafid1653
      @callmehafid1653 3 роки тому +37

      Well isnt that just aliven't with just fancy word

    • @duckk4515
      @duckk4515 3 роки тому +2

      @@callmehafid1653 true

    • @CRC-1904
      @CRC-1904 3 роки тому +11

      “He’s only mostly-dead, not completely dead”
      - Princess Bride

    • @Tystolfo
      @Tystolfo 3 роки тому +4

      "People die when they're killed."

  • @itsredd2460
    @itsredd2460 3 роки тому +2847

    The fact that a biologist said glorified fleshy tadpoles made me subscribe

    • @t.wcharles2171
      @t.wcharles2171 3 роки тому +26

      He's not just any biologist He's an ichthyologist

    • @TxShack90
      @TxShack90 3 роки тому +1

      I am the 1k like to this comment.

    • @Keterius
      @Keterius 3 роки тому

      Me too lol

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 3 роки тому +1

      scientists have personality too…

    • @ServalShots
      @ServalShots 3 роки тому

      Literally same xD

  • @Malkovith2
    @Malkovith2 Рік тому +190

    the worst part is that this teaches people how to draw wrong conclusions about actual facts

  • @jrvazquez24
    @jrvazquez24 2 роки тому +106

    “Maybe the Megaladon is a vegan now” bro I lost it at this point 😭😭😂😂

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 5 місяців тому +4

      If they are, all we have to do is wait. They'll come to the surface and tell us.

  • @maxverstoppen
    @maxverstoppen 3 роки тому +9358

    Only 0% of the earth’s core has been explored, therefore there may be a shark there

    • @SomewhatSummarized
      @SomewhatSummarized 3 роки тому +924

      Nah that’s where King Kong and Godzilla live

    • @cindin3802
      @cindin3802 3 роки тому +373

      Whats really cool is that there may be previously unknown microorganisms in our earths core, surviving in ways previously thought impossible.

    • @cindin3802
      @cindin3802 3 роки тому +138

      Its a cool thing to think about

    • @snchan9894
      @snchan9894 3 роки тому +69

      I thought we nuke the core to restart the rotation 20 years ago.

    • @viggodjupstrom6837
      @viggodjupstrom6837 3 роки тому +100

      @@cindin3802 wait, so you are telling me that it might me microorganisms in melted iron, several thousands of degrees (I mean °C incase you think I mean fahrenheit) high?

  • @zola6352
    @zola6352 2 роки тому +2474

    watching this guy go into rage mode about fish is an absolute internet treasure

    • @grebgrimpkit
      @grebgrimpkit 2 роки тому +9

      I mean it's is job

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 2 роки тому +17

      i might be salty but i cannot stand when people talk about animals the way you do, implying that theyre "just fish" and such. It makes total sense for him to get this annoyed cause this is his job, his passion.
      had to say it, go on and call me extra lol im just so tired of this

    • @zola6352
      @zola6352 2 роки тому +27

      @@mhm77887 ok haha hope you have a better day tomorrow

    • @Arkaniumm
      @Arkaniumm 2 роки тому

      @@mhm77887 -_-

    • @timwoods8297
      @timwoods8297 2 роки тому +16

      I dont think he rages about fish, he rages about that guy straight up lying

  • @Husky12574
    @Husky12574 2 роки тому +160

    I like how you said “the greatest apex predator, not the greatest, Mosasaur is the greatest” and continued. I am a huge dinosaur fan and love Coelacanths as well. I really enjoyed your video😁

    • @lahinch_9400
      @lahinch_9400 6 місяців тому +4

      Too bad Mosasaurus isn’t a dinosaur

  • @thomasmuench7146
    @thomasmuench7146 Рік тому +38

    “I can’t think of a worse hiding place than the Mariana Trench”
    Land, probably.

    • @Draconicfish2679
      @Draconicfish2679 28 днів тому +1

      Actually, maybe land would be better.
      Times died to Mariana Trench:
      Pressure murdering you: 1
      No food: 2
      Too cold: 3
      Times died on land:
      Asphyxiation: 1
      Can’t catch food: 2
      Then again, there’s possibly more stuff I’m not thinking of

    • @hamzamotara4304
      @hamzamotara4304 2 дні тому +2

      ​@@Draconicfish2679 3: Lack of bouyancy.

  • @scorpioengine4797
    @scorpioengine4797 3 роки тому +8329

    “How do we keep finding shark teeth if the Megaladon is dead?”
    *”How was Bruce Wayne born if his parents were killed?”*

    • @crazedrabbyt221
      @crazedrabbyt221 3 роки тому +652

      How do we breathe if oxygen is everywhere?

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 3 роки тому +711

      Why don't the sun want to fight me if it's so big ?

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 3 роки тому +418

      Waiting for a "how come my dad won't come home from getting the milk if he exists"

    • @Sirlyfeismid
      @Sirlyfeismid 3 роки тому +305

      How is superman kryptonian if krypton doesn't exist

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +347

      how did I just eat cereal if there’s none left in the bowl?

  • @pastellandscape4286
    @pastellandscape4286 3 роки тому +894

    "don't use my favorite picture," he sounds so fed up with the world

    • @Zazume_
      @Zazume_ 3 роки тому +29

      I can totally understand. I mean, look at this picture! What a friendly looking fella that is!

    • @TheRealCARCHARO
      @TheRealCARCHARO 3 роки тому +6

      @@Zazume_ hi fellow person that just commented!

    • @Zazume_
      @Zazume_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheRealCARCHARO Sup!

  • @FUNGUSMAN920
    @FUNGUSMAN920 26 днів тому +14

    0% of my attic is explored, there must be an entire pack of velociraptors in there.

  • @karapalmer7228
    @karapalmer7228 5 місяців тому +96

    "Mosasaur is better than the Megalodon" finally, a truly cultured person

    • @-.__.447
      @-.__.447 Місяць тому +1

      Nuh uh

    • @karapalmer7228
      @karapalmer7228 Місяць тому +16

      @@-.__.447 Ah, your truly verbose answer has shaken me dear sir, so eloquently worded I can't help but reevalute my long standing opinion thanks to your reply which can only be described, as nothing short of poetry

    • @zangyloveskawaii6003
      @zangyloveskawaii6003 Місяць тому +2

      @@karapalmer7228😂

    • @Mr.ThighGuy
      @Mr.ThighGuy Місяць тому

      ​@@karapalmer7228
      Aint no way bro just went full British on a hater. 😂
      One of the funniest shit ive ever seen.

    • @Ooga_OnYT
      @Ooga_OnYT Місяць тому

      frrr

  • @variabell3326
    @variabell3326 3 роки тому +4751

    Fossil:
    Factsopedia: "This fossil is proof a living megalodon was here last Tuesday."

    • @timothyhoenikker9641
      @timothyhoenikker9641 3 роки тому +191

      yo can I invite him to my birthday or somethin

    • @helix4608
      @helix4608 3 роки тому +106

      well, we better get ready to see some t rex and raptors too once we find that meg, if the meg adapted to the depth of the ocean and became vegetarian who could stop the others dino to do the same right? 😂

    • @R0NTHEJELLYFISH
      @R0NTHEJELLYFISH 3 роки тому +9

    • @doomguy3539
      @doomguy3539 3 роки тому +15

      I don't really agree with scientist flawed way of testing fossil age but it likely died Thousands of years ago when gigantism
      Was very common with large prey to feast on
      so people saying it's surviving on bioluminescent Jellyfish and tadpoles in the Mariana trench is Bullshit

    • @jonathanbjorkman700
      @jonathanbjorkman700 3 роки тому +11

      “It was in a Starbucks on Cuba I saw someone with a meg tooth, that must mean that megs do exist.” Seems like perfect logic no?

  • @Scarlettt343
    @Scarlettt343 2 роки тому +2710

    "Extinction isn't the end"
    Ah yes, and this floor is made of wall

    • @kispz8688
      @kispz8688 2 роки тому +8

      frr

    • @bongoloboy3800
      @bongoloboy3800 2 роки тому +80

      And incorrect isn't wrong lmao

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 2 роки тому +60

      @@bongoloboy3800 of course not. Being incorrect doesn't mean you're wrong
      Everyone knows that 🙄

    • @Tyranid_HiveMind
      @Tyranid_HiveMind 2 роки тому +20

      If you think about it, the wall is a sideways floor

    • @itchymilk2006
      @itchymilk2006 2 роки тому +23

      “Extinction isn’t the end” and the pope doesn’t touch kids

  • @goob4145
    @goob4145 Рік тому +65

    As an Aussie with a love for Great Whites as soon as that last fact came up I laughed out loud! 😂 what an entertaining video, I’m sorry you were subjected to such insanity AVNJ!

  • @mikemma6695
    @mikemma6695 Місяць тому +17

    “What does the thermohalin circulation have to do with anything” will be my new favorite thing to say

  • @ukrist822
    @ukrist822 3 роки тому +5308

    His situation is like NASA scientists dealing with flat earthers.

  • @NoodleOrgans
    @NoodleOrgans 2 роки тому +2404

    *”if the megalodon is extinct why do we keep finding teeth”* god i sure wonder why dinosaurs left all of their bones behind, you would think they would want to pack up, huh?

    • @benbarrett6429
      @benbarrett6429 2 роки тому +76

      At least he didn't pull the "because aliens" argument.

    • @NoodleOrgans
      @NoodleOrgans 2 роки тому +26

      it’s just crazy because like, meg’s r huge, there wouldn’t only be one so we would be able to see them daily , i think at least.

    • @Sunaki1000
      @Sunaki1000 2 роки тому +10

      To be fair it would be a good Argument if the Teeth are fresh.
      Fossiles would be just Stones in Teethform.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 2 роки тому +6

      @Wolfgal900 Boop Exactly! This is what pisses me off. If the Megalodon isn't extinct, then apparently there's lots of food in the ocean and we definitely don't need to worry about other, comparatively smaller sharks going extinct. And we definitely don't need to listen to all these silly marine biologists. I mean, if they think the Megalodon went extinct, then why should we trust them when they claim other marine life is going extinct...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I guess we don't have to worry about over fishing and habitat destruction and the desperate warnings from so called "experts." How convenient...🤔

    • @dopplervocals
      @dopplervocals 2 роки тому +3

      @Wolfgal900 Boop nah, megalodon doesn’t eat small fish, it would eat other mammals like whales and dolphins and probably squid, the fish population would be fine

  • @narwhallord4267
    @narwhallord4267 5 місяців тому +20

    "Megalodons are extinct!" Says the totally not megalodon wearing a human costume. You can't fool us.

  • @tabasco.15
    @tabasco.15 2 роки тому +37

    I'm pretty sure that ladybug you saw was actually a megalodon though. I asked my friend who's a Oxford janitor who cleans up after marine biologists and after watching this video he confirmed it. I can't tell you his name and there are no records of him every being employed at Oxford but it sounds legit!

  • @RandomPerson52-
    @RandomPerson52- 2 роки тому +7039

    As a megalodon myself, can confirm we don’t exist.

    • @Dustinho19
      @Dustinho19 2 роки тому +197

      Luckily... Wait what

    • @alebo0
      @alebo0 2 роки тому +207

      You're living proof that extinction doesn't necessarily mean the end!

    • @jakehague1555
      @jakehague1555 2 роки тому +136

      Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @butterqueen767
      @butterqueen767 2 роки тому +17

      Hmm yes

    • @IncultaSingula
      @IncultaSingula 2 роки тому +14

      He is the Random Magalodon

  • @jeanineuebel5472
    @jeanineuebel5472 3 роки тому +4613

    “The scientists and marine biologists are real people”
    Sources: Dude trust me

    • @pyroteknikk3127
      @pyroteknikk3127 3 роки тому +18

      This meme is used to imply things that aren't true. So.

    • @kevinnguyen6076
      @kevinnguyen6076 3 роки тому +160

      @@pyroteknikk3127 That's the point he was making. So.

    • @dudewhatfuck5604
      @dudewhatfuck5604 3 роки тому +202

      @@pyroteknikk3127 scientists aren't real. It's like Obama. Have you ever met Obama or a scientist in real life?

    • @NeedyGreedy
      @NeedyGreedy 3 роки тому +114

      @@dudewhatfuck5604 holy shit you're onto something

    • @satanbutworse
      @satanbutworse 3 роки тому +59

      @@dudewhatfuck5604 *oh my god.*

  • @Dat1ra
    @Dat1ra Рік тому +30

    9:23 “ the mosasaurus is better “ you have earned my respect.

  • @hee-hoo5672
    @hee-hoo5672 6 місяців тому +7

    There’s something so pleasing about listening to someone who knows their stuff absolutely tear apart a nonsensical “argument” like this. Amazing 😂

  • @ScarletFlower95
    @ScarletFlower95 3 роки тому +2709

    Also like, if the megalodon didn't go extinct and "go into hiding" in the deepest depths of the ocean... Wouldn't that mean it must have evolved into a different species entirely to adapt to such a place?? Therefore the megalodon is extinct regardless lmao

    • @inspiregaia
      @inspiregaia 3 роки тому +232

      BIG BRAIN TIME

    • @ogheros5541
      @ogheros5541 3 роки тому +45

      True and real

    • @cakenoobs3488
      @cakenoobs3488 3 роки тому +86

      The ultimate hiding place would be either Venus or the Mariana Trench
      Reason why: hardly anybody looks there and if anybody came looking for you then their body would implode because the pressure there is around 50x more than what we usually experience also because nobody thinks you will be there because the hiding spots are almost a desolate wasteland with nothing in it

    • @cakenoobs3488
      @cakenoobs3488 3 роки тому +92

      Also why the heck would the megalodon want to go into hiding in such a drastically different place than what they live in and enjoy

    • @ytrewqmcnoggin4480
      @ytrewqmcnoggin4480 3 роки тому +14

      Would one say a species is extinct if it evolved?

  • @Eatinfondue
    @Eatinfondue 3 роки тому +16485

    Meanwhile in another universe: “megalodon reacts to fish biologist”

    • @alexanderficken9354
      @alexanderficken9354 3 роки тому +830

      But what if the megalodon was reacting to THIS VIDEO right now? 😳

    • @zephyr0407
      @zephyr0407 3 роки тому +29

      Haha

    • @videosamurai2874
      @videosamurai2874 3 роки тому +89

      There are infinite universes

    • @justaloser4178
      @justaloser4178 3 роки тому +312

      Megladon reacting on a stupid goldfish sayinh extinct fish biologists still exists

    • @justinwolfy6197
      @justinwolfy6197 3 роки тому +71

      "Reacting to Megalodon reacts to fish biologist"

  • @eugenetaaffe528
    @eugenetaaffe528 2 роки тому +27

    I want to be a marine biologist I always thought that it was a cool concept that the megoladon was still alive in the Mariana trench before but then I remembered that none of the megoladons prey is down there

  • @virtual5448
    @virtual5448 Рік тому +48

    Fun fact: The picture taken in 1942 is next to the U-27 which was used during the second world war in the South Africa U-Boat Campaign, and it was a 65 meter long vessel, that "Megalodon" was about 10 meters away from the U-Boat, so we can take that to account. the shark looks like the size of the entire front of the U-Boat, so if we were going off just that, the shark would be about 21.6 meter shark, which would be impressive, but when taking the distance into account, you get a more accurate measurement of two and a half meters, or about seven feet, the reason it looks much larger is because the U-27s front was abnormally small, taking up only about a third of the length.

    • @snekkie117
      @snekkie117 Рік тому +12

      this would all be true if the image wasnt a photoshopped image used in a mocumentary made by discover called the monster shark lives.

    • @virtual5448
      @virtual5448 Рік тому +5

      @@snekkie117 Yeah, that makes sense, Discovery faking a documentary isn't very surprising.

  • @stef9524
    @stef9524 2 роки тому +4649

    "It looks like a ladybug, it acts like a ladybug an it has the appearance of a ladybug, so it must be the Meg." Is the most accurate description off all the videos arguments.

  • @illusionaryheart3325
    @illusionaryheart3325 3 роки тому +2572

    The buildup up to “Factopedia” saying the “15% of the ocean” line was actually great.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 3 роки тому +241

      It was like when you tell a cat not to knock something off the shelf and it stares you down while its paw slides the object closer and closer to the edge. "Don't you do it. Don't. Don't do it. No."

    • @ahumanbeing2992
      @ahumanbeing2992 3 роки тому +21

      9:57

    • @cryocorn
      @cryocorn 3 роки тому +37

      @@ScionStorm1 that is a perfect analogy lmao

  • @monicaschwingshakl8644
    @monicaschwingshakl8644 2 роки тому +14

    The frustration in this guys reaction is bringing me back to my ecology major days

    • @vewveveve6098
      @vewveveve6098 Місяць тому

      liked because of your profile picture, love the Chubbaca looking dude
      awesome sauce

  • @mmadmman2313
    @mmadmman2313 2 роки тому +7

    Only 10% of my bed has been explored, so I guess I have a megalodon living under it, just sitting there eating popcorn while I lie in my bed watching this.

  • @giatrunzo5897
    @giatrunzo5897 3 роки тому +1830

    The “how is it that so many teeth are being discovered if the Meg is genuinely extinct?” killed me. Wait till this dude hears about how many dinosaur fossils we have found

    • @edenthatsme9672
      @edenthatsme9672 3 роки тому +75

      Its gonna blow his mind LMAO

    • @imhappy7632
      @imhappy7632 3 роки тому +134

      "proof that dinosaurs still exist"

    • @mahatmaniggandhi2898
      @mahatmaniggandhi2898 3 роки тому +103

      if dinosaurs are extinct then HoW dO yOU eXpLAiN jURrasSiC pArK?

    • @treyanimationz
      @treyanimationz 3 роки тому +3

      The state of Florida finding doezens-hundreds of Shark teeth on land a year : allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @skcul3583
      @skcul3583 3 роки тому +1

      @@mahatmaniggandhi2898 tf is your username lmfao

  • @vora300
    @vora300 3 роки тому +2964

    The whole video was like:
    “The megadolon exist”
    “Ok… prove?”
    “Trust me bro”

  • @iridescentlytey4933
    @iridescentlytey4933 Рік тому +14

    The fact that Factsopedia is a verified account keeps me up at night. WHY?

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill 8 місяців тому +7

    I believe that there's one single remaining surviving Megalodon that's been living in the Mariana Trench eating snailfish for 65 million years and waiting for a stray torpedo to wake him up and free him so he could terrorize coastal cities and fishing boats full of grizzled fishermen and shark hunters

  • @Zulululululu
    @Zulululululu 2 роки тому +4349

    As a megalodon with a master’s degree in factsopedia, I can confirm that marine biologists still exist in Area 51.

    • @hithere439
      @hithere439 2 роки тому +19

      I have a zulu name

    • @Konig141
      @Konig141 2 роки тому +18

      Then if you can prove that, then maybe you can prove that crabzilla exists to this day?!

    • @parthwader7312
      @parthwader7312 2 роки тому +10

      Understood have a great day

    • @owendoran7465
      @owendoran7465 2 роки тому +17

      As a Rubix cube with a job as a police officer I can say area 51 contains them

    • @tollliver9343
      @tollliver9343 2 роки тому +16

      As Area 51, I can confirm this is in fact true.

  • @zipityzap7675
    @zipityzap7675 3 роки тому +2674

    “Extinction isn’t the end”
    He didn’t die cause I pushed him off, the gravity killed him.

    • @mariosunshinelopez3716
      @mariosunshinelopez3716 3 роки тому +54

      imagine if someone does say that after going to jail for pushing someone off of a cliff and going "but sir the gravity was in on it therefore it should also be arrested"

    • @di-riso
      @di-riso 3 роки тому +31

      Its a natural death,i mean gravity is natural

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 роки тому +15

      Extinction isn't the end. It's just an unplanned death of an entire species.

    • @Josh-sh8wq
      @Josh-sh8wq 3 роки тому +4

      @@happysongs4kyrone or planned 😏

    • @AK-xi5vy
      @AK-xi5vy 3 роки тому +5

      Don't you doughnuts really understand what he meant with that? Being officially defined as "Extinct" by humans doesn't mean there are no species of that animal left, it means they haven't been seen by humans for a certain time.

  • @HenriAGS
    @HenriAGS 25 днів тому +2

    The space is about 0.00001% explored. Therefore, I can conclude that Thanos is living somewhere around there.

  • @reidgoodwin3937
    @reidgoodwin3937 Рік тому +9

    him "maybe the megalodon is a vegan now."
    me: dies laughing

  • @fatifatfat5163
    @fatifatfat5163 3 роки тому +5542

    “Extinction isn’t the end”
    *i’m not doing drugs, I’m smelling cocaine*

    • @hermannfegelein5595
      @hermannfegelein5595 3 роки тому +17

      LOL

    • @certified9104
      @certified9104 3 роки тому +31

      well, there's something called "de-extinction", but i see your point.

    • @Ben4A
      @Ben4A 3 роки тому +106

      @@certified9104 very very rare , so rare that it's not even an option.

    • @theguywhoasked2352
      @theguywhoasked2352 3 роки тому +40

      I’m not robbing the bank, I’m getting money

    • @edgelord0
      @edgelord0 3 роки тому +33

      im not running, im just walking very quickly

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 2 роки тому +2980

    “The chance of the Megalodon surviving is less than 1%”
    Well yeah, 0% is less than 1%

    • @Qbgarden
      @Qbgarden 2 роки тому +35

      So you're saying there's a chance? Jk.

    • @blackhatmagpie6287
      @blackhatmagpie6287 2 роки тому +7

      Smart man, Smart man

    • @aleatoriedadepure
      @aleatoriedadepure 2 роки тому +55

      from 0.1% to 0.9% is less than 1% so yes megalodon has a very very very rare spawn rate

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata 2 роки тому +46

      @@aleatoriedadepure is there a way to spawn kill him?
      I've been waiting for over 900 years

    • @yomomma3251
      @yomomma3251 2 роки тому +13

      @@Polymerata No, you have to run across the map so it’s allowed to respawn.

  • @creepy_artist
    @creepy_artist 2 роки тому +22

    9:29 dang if it adapted to all of that might as well consider it a whole new species, because it would require a lot of genetic change in order to be able to survive to it all that the original genome might as well here a completely new one

  • @shadowdecidueye
    @shadowdecidueye Рік тому +19

    This is back when he had to disprove these with hard facts and logic. Now all he has to do is say "haven't we seen this before, how did it get worse quality" to disprove these. 😅

  • @TangoCharlie-mz8lh
    @TangoCharlie-mz8lh 2 роки тому +3599

    "Marine biologists say it still exists"
    "What marine biologists?"
    "You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school."

    • @lunatheclown7827
      @lunatheclown7827 2 роки тому +7

      HHHHHHHH PLS

    • @Leech_Bread
      @Leech_Bread 2 роки тому +78

      Theyre also camera shy so dont ask for picturea

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 2 роки тому +48

      They're actually dating my girlfriend who goes to that same school, so they're definitely real

    • @bruhb2104
      @bruhb2104 2 роки тому +1

      @@lunatheclown7827 please what
      what you asking for dawg

    • @chris8943
      @chris8943 2 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

  • @breezily1308
    @breezily1308 3 роки тому +2506

    “Extinction isn’t the end”
    *Its not stealing its surprise borrowing*

    • @MagmaMazium
      @MagmaMazium 3 роки тому +26

      Permanently*

    • @doublegolem5339
      @doublegolem5339 3 роки тому +35

      It is just permanently borrowing without asking

    • @Random-qi3vv
      @Random-qi3vv 3 роки тому +2

      Im gonna use this line.This is hilarious,lol

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 3 роки тому +2

      People *dont* die when they are killed

    • @defnemeryemcolakoglu7838
      @defnemeryemcolakoglu7838 3 роки тому +3

      It's not kidnapping, It's a surprise adoption!

  • @AppalachianRocks
    @AppalachianRocks 2 роки тому +42

    I will have to correct you on this one tiny detail, but your point is still true, coelacanths used to be surface and even occasionally river dwelling fish (we know this because their bones have been found in the stomachs of fish eating dinosaurs) eventually when the kt extinction event occured, they were forced to adapt to the cold environments in deep oceans

  • @raccoons_on_rice
    @raccoons_on_rice 4 дні тому +1

    "A whole *pause* new environment" caught me off guard

  • @TReeseTV
    @TReeseTV 3 роки тому +42025

    The sky is so big, just imagine what kind of megalobirds are out there and we wouldn't even know it

    • @remedy-1879
      @remedy-1879 3 роки тому +2174

      Lol. I spit out my coffee.

    • @runic6452
      @runic6452 3 роки тому +4338

      Galaxy is so big, just imagine what kind of megaloaliens are out there and we wouldn't even know it bro

    • @joefrayling9263
      @joefrayling9263 3 роки тому +2768

      @@runic6452 ironic thing is that statement isnt actually as stupid as (I'm assuming) you'd want it to be lol.

    • @Ilikebugs2464
      @Ilikebugs2464 3 роки тому +1247

      Rayquaza is up there I saw him I swear

    • @ThePotatoSapien
      @ThePotatoSapien 3 роки тому +778

      @@runic6452 not a good example, lol. I’ve never heard of an alien UNbeliever, most scientists agree that there is other life out there than us.

  • @Aninija
    @Aninija 3 роки тому +1797

    the funniest thing about the whole "adapting to a new enviroment" is that if it did so over a very long period of time, that is called evolution and it's no longer a megalodon?

    • @johnniewilliams2319
      @johnniewilliams2319 3 роки тому +47

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @TBKx.
      @TBKx. 3 роки тому +32

      No no… she’s got a point there

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 3 роки тому +109

      And even if it did by some ungodly miracle manage to adapt to the Mariana Trench would you even be able to recognize it as a shark at that point?

    • @knight764
      @knight764 3 роки тому +86

      the meglodon could just be the size of a reef shark and literally no one would know, because its not a meglodon anymore, its just a reef shark

    • @captaindefault6352
      @captaindefault6352 3 роки тому +1

      Your a genius btw

  • @hanthonyc
    @hanthonyc Рік тому +9

    Nothing is more interesting than an expert talking passionately about their niche- I wouldn't have been driven insane by this video if seen in my own time, but I feel your investment secondhand!!

  • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
    @Thenogomogo-zo3un 5 місяців тому +8

    It does exist. I can prove it. My local Fish 'n' Chip shop serves it
    Megalodon and large chips for £15.00
    Bargain!

  • @The_PixelDoctor
    @The_PixelDoctor 3 роки тому +11717

    I love passionate people, I can appreciate how much this bothers him because it shows how much he cares about his interest and work

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 3 роки тому +213

      And how easily people are fooled

    • @Rasendebolge
      @Rasendebolge 3 роки тому +37

      And how tunnel visioned people can be. Facts is that there have not been found any megalodon teets og never date and that is enough for "experts" to say that it is extinct. Some years ago a whale species that was though to be extinct for the same reasons was found dead on a beach. The ocean is wast and it is IMPOSSIBLE to have eyes every where. Now I am not saying that the megalodon is absolutely alive out there. BUT I am saying that if a whale species who needs to surface in order to breath can stat hidden from humans for millions og years then it is definitely possible that the megalodon can do the same. Granted I don't think it is alive myself. But I won't deny the possiblelity that it could like this guy does. How can you studie any forms of life and not be open to the possiblelity og some prehistoric lifeform still being around today? I think it is a very unprofesional way to do your job. If you want to peove that something is extinct then show some proof and don't use the fossil records as proof, since they only show the past and in this case not the present.

    • @eatherjourneyman8357
      @eatherjourneyman8357 3 роки тому +192

      @@Rasendebolge there is a vast difference between a whale, a constantly migrating filter feeder that can absolutely travel deep under water for extended periods, and an equally large PREDATOR that lives exclusively in the shallowest parts of the ocean and would have a diet that would consist almost entirely of whales that it would literary tear in half. The vastly lower oxygen levels on earth now compared to when the Megalodon lived would make it impossible for creatures with gigantism, like the Meg, to sustain a stable breeding population. Also, the only way they could even feed themselves properly is to migrate alongside whales. We have tracked literally hundreds of whale pod migration routes and found absolutely no verifiable signs of predation by a predator of that size, so if they are that rare, then even if they did somehow survive everything else until now, then they absolutely do not have a sustainable breeding population and will be extinct in a few decades either way. No, this is not something that you can pretend has room for debate. The Megalodon is extinct

    • @Rasendebolge
      @Rasendebolge 3 роки тому +7

      @@eatherjourneyman8357 that is some good facts and as I also wrote I personally don't think it is alive today. But another fact is that er have NOWHERE to know if it is alive today or not because of evolution. I know that from our LIMETED knowledge of the past which is mostly guesswork about sea levels we think the megalodon lived in coastal waters which I hope it did. And therefore it shouldn't be able to live in deep ses water do to as you commented lak og oxigyn in the water and water pressure. But there is STILL a possiblelity that it could have evolved or maybe allways lived in deep sea water. No humans where even alive back then to dokument the megalodon or the sea back then. And that is why I say that there is a possiblelity and we shouldn't get tunnel visioned and say that it is definitely instinc. And there are many shark species that are migratory (is that spelled correcly?) to some decree so maybe the megalodon was too. I think you have some really good points to why the neg shouldn't be able to be alive today. What you said about the lak af oxygen in the deep waters makes really good sence but we can't just say for sure until we find a way to watch every where in the ocean at the same time I think. I totally respect if you disagree with me but I need more concrete proof before I say that the megalodon is instinc 100% I hope it is since I personally wouldn't like to be out ind the open ocean if it was alive today. Have a very nice day.

    • @s1l3ntgaming7
      @s1l3ntgaming7 3 роки тому +1

      @@eatherjourneyman8357 uhm things evolve?

  • @N8_515
    @N8_515 3 роки тому +1671

    "Its a proven fact that if the ocean exists the megoladon is still alive".

    • @happyegg1797
      @happyegg1797 3 роки тому +84

      I have a pet megalodon, I can’t show you bc he died

    • @ayanamirei4412
      @ayanamirei4412 3 роки тому +14

      @@happyegg1797 F

    • @flyingvenus
      @flyingvenus 3 роки тому +43

      @@happyegg1797 i have a pet dinosaur my family owned way back before like 1 billion years ago i think. it died because of a meteor

    • @thinking_arachnid7315
      @thinking_arachnid7315 3 роки тому +4

      @@flyingvenus but first dinosaurs appeared 252 million years ago in the triassic period

    • @connmanw7953
      @connmanw7953 3 роки тому +9

      @@thinking_arachnid7315Thats the joke

  • @Citer010
    @Citer010 Рік тому +8

    16:21 AVNJ’s true form

  • @Oxal
    @Oxal 24 дні тому +2

    "Megalodon would have adapted to the deep ocean and may still be alive"
    That is not Megalodon. That's freaking ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES

  • @Sleepysteff.
    @Sleepysteff. 3 роки тому +2412

    Alternative title: "Fish Biologist loses his shit at someone's pure stupidity."

    • @papiadas9617
      @papiadas9617 3 роки тому +7

      Marine biologist

    • @egg1609
      @egg1609 3 роки тому +37

      @@papiadas9617 it litterally says fish biologist in the title dude

    • @kam008
      @kam008 3 роки тому +16

      @@papiadas9617 also marine biology is different from fish biology

    • @ultimopyro1063
      @ultimopyro1063 3 роки тому +32

      I prefer to use the term liquid animal scientist.

    • @vive335
      @vive335 3 роки тому +3

      Fish dad losing his shit at a channel made for money

  • @BABY..MARS..
    @BABY..MARS.. 2 роки тому +2466

    “Extinction isn’t the end” yes and the bullet didn’t kill the man, it was the hole in his head that did. Bruh, I’m sorry extinction is the end

    • @julitimev8680
      @julitimev8680 2 роки тому +19

      I was reading and almost fell of my bed while reading this

    • @thatwolffe3802
      @thatwolffe3802 2 роки тому +38

      While extinction is the end, with sufficient DNA and a compatible surrogate, cloning extinct creatures, is theoretically possible, however it only really works for recently extinct species as finding preserved cells to be used in cloning would be unlikely for something that died off millions of years ago.

    • @hundesindcool8294
      @hundesindcool8294 2 роки тому +4

      Well i hope we somehow manage cloning off old animals, starting with the dodo cuz he is the most important. Then maybe the taskanian devil and if possible dinosaurs cuz i wana see dinosaurs yeet each other like in jurassic world evolution and maybe just some other animals but ye dodos

    • @homeboydino1706
      @homeboydino1706 2 роки тому +19

      @@hundesindcool8294 Tasmanian devil isn’t extinct? And dodos didn’t go extinct any where near as long ago as the dinosaurs did

    • @ethan.saraiva
      @ethan.saraiva 2 роки тому +1

      @L 😂😂😂

  • @taCymm
    @taCymm 5 місяців тому +5

    Did you know that the dinosaurs didnt go extinct? Instead they actually invented space travel and live on mars now

  • @juicy.oranges
    @juicy.oranges Рік тому +6

    20:54 I looked on google earth and yes, it’s either right next to the Hawaiian islands or it is. I matched it up. ITS THE LENGTH OF ONTARIO

  • @levelmake7758
    @levelmake7758 3 роки тому +2769

    I like to imagine the megalodon isn’t extinct just because a massive shark swimming around sounds cool. They’re definitely extinct, but a man can dream.

    • @spagetiormeat2668
      @spagetiormeat2668 3 роки тому +14

      Tf they are

    • @spicyladyhunter
      @spicyladyhunter 3 роки тому +65

      Yeah but we've only been to 5% of the oceans on Earth so the other 95% could have other bizarre creatures lol
      Edit: Bruh I didn't mention anything about my opinion of the Megalodon being real, I should've known that commenting on UA-cam was risky

    • @hehehehe6970
      @hehehehe6970 3 роки тому +5

      @@spicyladyhunter has* it def has some weird ass monster from the depth of hell man

    • @lottepepplinkhuizen9220
      @lottepepplinkhuizen9220 3 роки тому +9

      @@spicyladyhunter 20%

    • @user-fg3dz5kv7q
      @user-fg3dz5kv7q 3 роки тому +29

      @@spicyladyhunter No it doesn't work like that, that's the only argument people who believe megalodon still exists have

  • @naikyou
    @naikyou 2 роки тому +6644

    No, no. He's absolutely right about the Mariana Trench being a great hiding place. I mean, who would ever look for a Megalodon where it doesn't have food, can't deal with the pressure and freezes to death. No one, right? I'm sure that the Bond villain of Megalodons has built a little mansion down there, never to be found by "rational, well educated thinkers" like you.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 2 роки тому +103

      Megalodon Corleone

    • @anabsoluteunit5882
      @anabsoluteunit5882 2 роки тому +226

      Don’t blow my cover man

    • @reinatakagawa
      @reinatakagawa 2 роки тому

      15 years ago I argued with that imbecile author of the "Meg" books about that, and he said he'd make me get eaten by krill in his next book

    • @unkxownbr8204
      @unkxownbr8204 2 роки тому +3

      mariana trench is the worst hiding place for megalodon, its extinct for 2million years and people have explored mariana trench multiple times. If there was megalodon in it we would know by now due to people exploring it. I wont stop u beliving in what u do, hopes have meanings but I'll say it doesnt exist ( it would be cool if they existed tho )

    • @hystericalwolfy6370
      @hystericalwolfy6370 2 роки тому +95

      @@anabsoluteunit5882 holy shit your an absolute unit you lizard

  • @Grundlepimp
    @Grundlepimp Рік тому +6

    in one of the thumbnails you can see at 0:57 is of a megalodon from ark, and is in fact from the fandom wiki in a section displaying the megalodon's color regions. if you look below the number 19, you can even see that they failed to crop out the player character's finger!

  • @TykoJH4
    @TykoJH4 Рік тому +4

    I once got a similar "proof" video in my recommended and the thumbnail was literally a GTA5 mod with a Megalodon laying on the beach, you could even see the main character, Franklin, standing in front of it...

  • @admiralcat3809
    @admiralcat3809 2 роки тому +1521

    "Maybe the megalodon is a vegan now"
    literally after saying it probably lives in the deep, an area known to be literally sunless and impossible for photosynthesis.

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 2 роки тому +76

      It would make more sense to say it suddenly evolved an archaea-like system that allows it to consume radiation or heat for energy

    • @fabian.a.p
      @fabian.a.p 2 роки тому +12

      @@arcturus4762 I mean, you're right 😂

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +36

      @@arcturus4762 That would be cool to see in an animal that lives in a polluted region. Like a fish adapting to consume and live off of all the oil and plastic in the ocean. Chernobyl already has the animals that live there slowly getting more radiation resistant over generations.

    • @joyless869
      @joyless869 2 роки тому +1

      I might be wrong but iam pretty sure there are organisms capable of chemo synthesis instead of photosynthesis, not defending his point at all tho

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 2 роки тому +10

      @@joyless869 I think you’re missing that vegan = eating plants only

  • @norntneithernt3919
    @norntneithernt3919 3 роки тому +2653

    I never thought that watching a fish biologist irritated to oblivion would be that much entertaining. Thanks for sharing this great video!

    • @odacova3319
      @odacova3319 2 роки тому +5

      It's weird how you have so many likes and no replys

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 2 роки тому +2

      Now they have 2 replys

    • @bobbybouche1575
      @bobbybouche1575 2 роки тому +1

      Make that 3

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 2 роки тому +4

      @@bobbybouche1575 nice

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 2 роки тому +5

      Pick any subject theres bound to be someone who wants to challenge decades if not centuries of scientific research based on provable facts mainly because someone told him
      "My cousin's brother's best friend's hairdresser saw it"

  • @zehanjo
    @zehanjo Місяць тому

    This was a great laugh, I loved it thank you for covering this. The balloon shark point had me rolling 😂

  • @santocaputo2965
    @santocaputo2965 Рік тому +6

    You can actually scale the shark in the first reason with the animal in its mouth, it seems to be a seal and using that we can concur that it’s obviously a regular great white

  • @xdiabloxiv6270
    @xdiabloxiv6270 3 роки тому +2054

    “Don’t say it. Don’t say the line” “only 15% of our ocean has been discovered” god I burst out laughing

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 3 роки тому +333

      You're laughing. There's an entire undiscovered civilization of aliens under the sea and you're laughing.

    • @warduxe
      @warduxe 3 роки тому +5

      @@HamsterPants522 -_-

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 3 роки тому +144

      @@warduxe Serious people like you are no fun.

    • @warduxe
      @warduxe 3 роки тому +23

      @@HamsterPants522 -_-

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 3 роки тому +61

      @@warduxe -_-

  • @punkdefied8983
    @punkdefied8983 2 роки тому +2340

    "No.... no......no......"
    "Only 15% of the Ocean is explored"
    Got me laughing so hard 🤣

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 2 роки тому +40

      10:30

    • @Zooollieg
      @Zooollieg 2 роки тому +1

      @@LB0206 Cool

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 2 роки тому +25

      For real tho, he knew it was coming

    • @spiyder
      @spiyder 2 роки тому +11

      @@alifizharulhaq3370 we all did.

    • @simianfinance7313
      @simianfinance7313 2 роки тому +6

      Well that is kind of a shitty argument though lol just regurgitating what his professor probably taught in class doesn't mean that the majority of the ocean is dead space.

  • @eliasvonbrille
    @eliasvonbrille 11 днів тому +1

    I love this Video. Coming back to it every few years or something just to have a laugh all over again.
    It's just amazing humour all around. Borderline standup comedy.

  • @claratenzs
    @claratenzs 10 місяців тому +3

    One of my goals in life is to make a video so utterly ridiculous that it makes a scientist cry in frustration. 10/10 for 100% gibberish.

  • @WonderstruckGuy
    @WonderstruckGuy 3 роки тому +105467

    I personally have a Megalodon in my bathtub. He's really nice. I can't show you though. He's camera shy and goes to a different school.

    • @anglerfish9723
      @anglerfish9723 3 роки тому +2159

      Huh?

    • @WonderstruckGuy
      @WonderstruckGuy 3 роки тому +5944

      @@anglerfish9723 everything okay?

    • @NeedyGreedy
      @NeedyGreedy 3 роки тому +9248

      Only 15% of the space underneath my bed has been explored, I think that is enough evidence to suggest a megalodon lives there

    • @Mafew0690
      @Mafew0690 3 роки тому +847

      I wanna see the megalodon :}

    • @WonderstruckGuy
      @WonderstruckGuy 3 роки тому +3199

      @@NeedyGreedy you make a compelling argument

  • @scorch855
    @scorch855 2 роки тому +835

    "there is less than one percent chance"
    Well to be fair, zero is less than one

    • @nubgaming8029
      @nubgaming8029 2 роки тому +16

      minus 5 percent chance

    • @nubgaming8029
      @nubgaming8029 2 роки тому +11

      @snoop NOOOOOO! NOT BY ZERO!

    • @trollol1914
      @trollol1914 2 роки тому

      #technologythetrueth

    • @junipotpie
      @junipotpie 2 роки тому

      @@trollol1914 #factsmachine

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 2 роки тому +3

      There's less than 96.5 percent chance that I'm the Queen of England

  • @redtailarts101
    @redtailarts101 Місяць тому +2

    Why do people want the Meg to still be alive? Like, you WANT a giant shark to be roaming around the oceans like it doesn't have enough scary stuff?

    • @somerandomgirl6093
      @somerandomgirl6093 Місяць тому

      Its like people doesn't have enough with the living relative of the Meg, the white shark xd
      And don't forget bull and Tiger sharks, that along with the white shark are the 3 most agressive shark species.
      Apart of them, most of sharks are pretty chill unless you mess with them or start panicking in the water.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 3 місяці тому +3

    This whole "Megalodon is alive" argument sounds like a middle schooler bullshitting their way to 500 words.

  • @comfortman8630
    @comfortman8630 3 роки тому +2165

    “Extinction Isn’t the end”
    “I’m not sleeping I’m just taking an 8 hour power nap.”

  • @Tisisrealnow
    @Tisisrealnow 3 роки тому +1825

    Marine bioligist has a mental breakdown because of a big fish

    • @Confident424
      @Confident424 3 роки тому +40

      A big *dead* fish

    • @tomersagie2492
      @tomersagie2492 3 роки тому +20

      actually he's an ichthyologist, didnt know thats what fish biologists were called till today but now i do

    • @matt6094
      @matt6094 3 роки тому +8

      @@tomersagie2492 didn't know that either, thanks

    • @dudenotaverage4328
      @dudenotaverage4328 3 роки тому +3

      @@Confident424 dumb guy making a video about a big dead fish

    • @eyzkyt
      @eyzkyt 3 роки тому +1

      @@dudenotaverage4328 😭

  • @mist1660
    @mist1660 5 місяців тому +5

    The original video, totally spurious and ridiculous in all ways, is actually a robust sample of how widespread misinformation became suddenly a mainstream "trend" from the pandemic onwards.

    • @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353
      @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353 5 місяців тому +1

      nah, clickbait's always been a thing on youtube
      i distinctly remember 10 years ago this video suggesting "15 reasons why Michael Jordan might be an alien", same thing for the sake of clicks

  • @xxpomperupxx2777
    @xxpomperupxx2777 5 місяців тому +1

    I watched this video last night and I cannot even begin to tell you how pleasing it is to listen to you tear this apart. As a softcore fossil fanatic, the meg tooth one had me screaming.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 5 місяців тому

      I think we must be getting some sort of sadistic pleasure watching him break down before our eyes