Rewriting Jurassic Fight Club | Fixing A Terrible Documentary
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- Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
- Jurassic Fight Club is a very bad dinosaur documentary, we've established that. In this video I attempt to rewrite History Channel's series into something actually respectable.
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The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is: you do not talk about Jurassic Fight Club.
Expect if we’re talking about rewriting it
There is no Jurassic Fight Club in Ba Sing Se
I am Tylernasaur Durdenae
The second rule of Jurassic Fight Clus is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB!!!
No. The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is to always f*ck it.
How do you make it better?
Worship Ceratosaurus, and pray he forgives this docu's sins
😂😂😂
No
@@allo1099 Why?
@@allo1099 noob
@@leannmooney4662 because allosaurus is cool
Definitely a unique take on a reimagining of JFC, and I'm glad I could provide some level of inspiration for this video. Thanks again for the shout out, and I hope you provide more unique takes on fixing the problems in dino docs and other forms of paleo media.
That is my ideas of the Episodes for the remake of Jurassic fight club:
1. The Land of the Dawn
Place: Ischigualasto Formation, Argentina.
Time: 230 million years ago
Species of fauna:
* Eoraptor the first dinosaur appear.
* Pisanosaurus the Lizard-like ornithopod.
* Sillosuchus an large shuvosaurus
* Jachaleria an Big south American dicynodont.
* Chiniquodon a little sinapsyd like opposum.
* Pelorocephalus an amphibian carnivore of the lakes of the Triassic.
Animals fighters:
Saurosuchus
Herrerasaurus
2. The first big hunter
Place: Kayenta Formation, Arizona USA and Los Colorados Formation, Argentina (Flashback)
Time: 195 million years ago
Species of fauna:
* Dimorphodon
* Frogs (Lissamphibia)
* Anchisaurus
* Megapnosaurus
* Fishs (Semionotus)
* Scutellosaurus
* Dragonfly
* Zupaysaurus(Flashback)
* Riojasaurus(Flashback)
Animals fighters:
Dilophosaurus
3. African tanks
Place: Tendaguru beds
Time: 155 million years ago
Species of fauna:
* Pterosaur (Archeopterosauria)
* Giraffatitan
* Elaphrosaurus
* Lepidotes
* Hybodus
* Snails
* Frogs
Animals fighters:
Ostafrikasaurus
Torvosaurus
Veterupristisaurus
Kentrosaurus
Dicraeosaurus
Australodocus
4. An small tank
Place: Shaximiao Formation, China
Time: 160 million years ago
Species of fauna:
* Agilisaurus
* Darwinopterus
* Sunosuchus
* Omeisaurus
* Epidexipteryx
* Mamechisaurus
* Leshansaurus
* Gasosaurus
* Trionyx
* Bienotheroides
Animals fighters:
Huayangosaurus
Sinraptor
5. The longest neck creatures
* Sinraptor
* Huayangosaurus
* Agilisaurus
* Tuojiangosaurus
* Trionyx
* Sunosuchus
* Omeisaurus
Animals fighters
Mamechisaurus
Yangchuanosaurus
6. Earlier tyrannosaurid vs Primitive therepod
Place: Shishugou Formation, China
Time: 160 millions years ago
Species of fauna:
* Yinlong
* Kryptodrakon
* Bellusaurus
* Mamenchisaurus
* Sunosuchus
* Limusaurus
* Sinraptor
* Zuolong
Animals Fighters:
Monolophosaurus
Gualong
7. The biggest cousin
Place: Morrison formation, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, New Mexico USA
Time: 150 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Stegosaurus
* Mymoorapelta
* Kepodactylus
* Apatosaurus
* Diplodocus
* Dryosaurus
* Camptosaurus
* Mesadactylus
* Ceratosaurus
* Brachiosaurus
* Camarasaurus
* Ornitholestes
* Coelurus
* Iguanas(Paramacellodus, Eilenodon, Saurillodon)
* Dragonfly
* Koparion
* Cricket
Animals Fighters:
Hallopus
Allosaurus
Barosaurus
Kaatedocus
8. The deadly trap
Species of Fauna:
* Allosaurus Jimadensi
* Kepodactylus
* Brachiosaurus
Animals Fighters:
Ceratosaurus
Stegosaurus
Allosaurus
9. The big rivality
Species of Fauna:
* Coelurus
* Cricket
* Stegosaurus
* Brachiosaurus
* Apatosaurus
* Mesadactylus
* Ornitholestes
* Koparion
* Fruitafossor
Animals Fighters:
Allosaurus
Ceratosaurus
10. Fisher with Big claw
Place: Wessex Formation, United kingdom
Time: 130 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Iguanodon
* Pelorosaurus
* Polacanthus
* Hysilophodon
* Eotyrannus
* Istiodactylus
* Fish(Hybodus, Coelodus, Lepidotes and Belonostomus)
* Stick bug
* Bees
* Dragonfly
* Helochelydra
Animals Fighters:
Neovenator
Baryornyx
Riparovenator
11. Hunting packs
Place: Cloverly Formation, Montana United States
Time: 120 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Sauroposeidon
* Sauropelta
* Aquilops
* Microvenator
* Acrocanthosaurus
* Bees
* Dragonfly
Animals Fighters:
Tenodontosaurus
Deinonychus
12. The Giant last North American allosaur
Species of Fauna:
* Sauroposeidon
* Sauropelta
* Aquilops
* Tenodontosaurus
Animals Fighters:
Acrocanthosaurus
Deinonychus
13. The worst land of the Cretaceous
Place: Santana group, Brazil
Time: 118 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Araripesuchus
* Mirishia
* Ubirajara
* Neotoxena
* Thalassodromeus
* Camel spider
* Tapejara
* Fish(Lepidotes)
* Santanachelys
* Mosquito
* Ludodactylus
Animals Fighters:
Irritator
Cearadactylus
Tropeonagpterus
Sea Turtle
Cladocyclus
14. Clash of the Titans of the Mesozoic
Place: Neuquén, Chubut and Mendoza Argentina
Time: 98 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Macrogryphosaurus
* Gasparinasaura
* Andesaurus
* Gualicho
* Overoraptor
* Cronopio
* Snake (Najash)
* Kunburrasaurus
* Mosquito
* Limaysaurus
* Carnotaurus
* Abelisaurus
* Frogs
* Alvarezsaurus
* Turtle
Animals Fighters:
Argentinosaurus
Giganotosaurus
Mapusaurus
Austroraptor
15. Carchadontosaurinae vs Abelisauridae
Species of Fauna:
Andesaurus
Saltasaurus
Alvarezsaurus
Mosquito
Patagopteryx
Overoraptor
Notosuchus
Macrogryphosaurus
Argentinosaurus
Huiculsaurus
Austroraptor
Animals Fighters:
Giganotosaurus
Carnotaurus
Tyrannotitan
Abelisaurus
Mapusaurus
Skorpiovenator
16. Ancient Asian plains
Place: Djadochta Formation, Mongolia
Time: 75 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Pinacosaurus
* Shamosuchus
* Gobiates (Frog)
* Cherminotus (Varanus)
* Zalambdaslestes
* Nemegtbaatar
* Pterosaur(Azhdarchidae)
* Aiolosaurus
* Oviraptor
* Turtle (Nanhsiungchelidae)
* Shuvuuia
* Beetles
* Termites
* Avimimus
* Halszkaraptor
* Plesiohadros
* Prenocephale
* Gobipteryx
* Alioramus
Animals Fighters:
Velociraptor
Protoceratops
17. The dino-slasher
Place: Nemegt Formation, Mongolia
Time: 75 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Oviraptor
* Microceratops
* Nemegtosaurus
* Tarchia
* Frog
* Mononykus
* Velociraptor
* Saurolophus
* Halszkaraptor
* Gallimimus
* Teviornis
* Protoceratops
* Fish(Osteichthyies)
* Turtle(Nanhsiungchelidae)
* Avimimus
* Tochisaurus
Animals Fighters:
Therizinosaurus
Tarbosaurus
Deinocheirus
18. The cannibal beast
Place: Maevarano Formation, Madagascar.
Time: 70 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Masiakasaurus
* Rapetosaurus
* Rahonavis
* Megaspinodon
* Simosuchus
* Mahajangasuchus
* Mosquito
* Dragonfly
Animals Fighters:
Majungasaurus
19. The enemies of the cretaceous sea king
Place: Kirtland formation and Niobrara formation, New Mexico, Nebraska and Kansas USA and Oxford Clay Formation, England.
Time: 75 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Elasmosaurus
* Hesperornis
* Platecarpus
* Icthyornis
* Pteranodon
* Geosternbegia
* Parasaurolophus
* Niobrarasaurus
* Daspletosaurus
* Alamosaurus
* Terminocavus
* Butterfly
* Dolichorhynchops
* Ammonites
* Archelon
* Deinosuchus
* Liopleorodon (Flashback)
* Cetiosaurus (Flashback)
* Callavosaurus (Flashback)
* Metriacanthosaurus (Flashback)
* Muraenosaurus (Flashback)
* Cryptoclidus (Flashback)
Animals Fighters:
Tylosaurus
Xiphactinus
Mosasaurus
Cretoxyrhina
20. Rules of the herd
Place: Prince Creek Formation, Alaska, St Mary River Formation and Horseshoe Canyon Formation
Time: 70 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Parasaurolophus
* Edmontonia
* Albertosaurus
* Atrociraptor
* Montanaceratops
* Saurornitholestes
* Alaskacephale
* Edmontonsaurus
* Latenivenatrix
* Ornithomimus
* Cryodrakon
* Didelphodon
* Basilemys
* Leidyosuchus
* Nanuqsaurus
* Mosquito
* Bee
* Dragonfly
* Bettles
Animals Fighters:
Anchiceratops Ornatus
Pachyrhinosaurus Perotorum
Pachyrhinosaurus Canadensis
21. The Warriors Marathon of Cretaceous Canada.
Place: Dinosaur Park formation, Prince creek formation, Horseshoe canyon formation and Oldman Formation, Alberta Canada.
Time: 70 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Edmontonsaurus
* Parasaurolophus
* Saurornitholestes
* Lisserperton
* Platypelta
* Montanaceratops
* Leptoceratops
* Cryodrakon
* Corythosaurus
* Stegoceras
* Rativates
* Acodus
* Avisaurus
* Cimolestes
* Alphadon
* Campeloma (Snail)
* Albertadromeus
Animals Fighters:
Pachyrhinosaurus
Nanuqsaurus
Styracosaurus
Edmontonia
Albertosaurus
Edmontonsaurus
Troodon
Euoplocephalus
Centrosaurus
Daspletosaurus
22. The giantess flying monster
Place: Javelina Formation, Texas USA.
Time: 66 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Torosaurus
* Alamosaurus
* Kritosaurus
* Troodon
* Pteranodon
* Saurornitholestes
* Avisaurus
* Rays
* Trionyx
* Mosquito
* Bee
Animals Fighters:
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Quetzalcoatlus
23. Young hunting in the Cretaceous
Place: Lance Formation, Wyoming USA.
Time: 66 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Edmontonsaurus
* Troodon Bakkeri
* Edmontonia
* Anzu
* Struthiomimus
* Avisaurus
* Lamarqueavis
* Pachycephalosaurus
* Alphadon
* Didelphodon
* Thescelosaurus
* Borealosuchus
* Quetzalcoatlus
Animals Fighters:
Juvenile T-Rex
Triceratops
Adult T-Rex
24. The King vs Tank
Place: Hell creek formation, Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota and North Dakota USA
Time: 66 million years ago
Species of Fauna:
* Triceratops
* Torosaurus
* Leptoceratops
* Struthiomimus
* Dakotaraptor
* Troodon Bakkeri
* Edmontonsaurus
* Pachycephalosaurus
* Avisaurus
* Thescelosaurus
* Borealosuchus
* Quetzalcoatlus
* Anzu
* Basilemys
* Varanids
* Snakes (Boas)
* Alphadon
* Purgatorius
* Meniscoessus(Squirrel)
* Edmontonia
* Stygimoloch
* Mosquito
* Bettles
* Fish Gar
* Nurse shark
* Moths
* Butterfly
* Bee
Animals Fighters:
Ankylosaurus
T-Rex
25. The ending of the age
Place: Hatge island, India, Madagascar, Spain, French, Japan, Mexico and USA.
Time: 66 million years ago
Danger: Volcanic eruption, tectonics plates and Meteor impact
Victimics:
Therepods Dinosaurs(Abelisauridae and Noasaurs)
Maniraptorians (Tyrannosaurids, Ornitomimidaes, Troodontidae, oviraptoridae and Dromaeosauridae)
Sauropods
Pachys
Ceratopsids
Ornitopods
Pterosaurs
Ammonites
Sea monsters(Plesiosaurs, elasmosaurinae and Mosasaurs)
Survivals:
Mammals
Birds
Crocodiles
Reptiles
Insects
Sharks
Amphibians
Fish
Of course this episodes is focus in the Mesozoic Era.
Because this episodes of the Paleozoic, Mesozoic and Cenozoic and the series is doesn't called Jurassic Fight Club is really called "The Fight club of the Prehistoric".
Hi Mr.Nerd!
why don't you have one for the late triassic?@@KAIJUSTIAN
The question of "How a episode based on the Protoceratops vs Velociraptor Fossil would look like" always haunts me
For "Deep Sea Killers" I hope that one of those "minor accuracy tweaks" would be what Paleo Nerd recommended and replacing Brygmophyseter with Livyatan.
I would hope for that and a chunky boi megalodon
I think your re-writing of "Jurassic fight club" is perfect
Especially the part where it's Dilo vs everything...
No OP monters here, cuz Red sais so.)))
@@rathalos1511 yeah well the dilo isn’t a 2 meter long acid spitter like in JP
I really like your idea for a "Swamp Beasts" epsiode, but mind if I offer a bit of an alternative to the plot? You could probably say that it takes place in the middle of a drought. As a result, Spinosaurus's main food supply is nowhere in sight, which gives it an excuse to have to compete with the other big guy on the block, i.e. Carcarodontosaurus. In searching for a new food source, the spinosaurus could come across recently down carcass provided for by a Carcarodontosaurus. As the Spinosaurus starts to scavenge on the remains, the original owner returns to finish its feast. Naturally, the Spinosaurus isn't to keen on sharing. Thus in desperation, it lashes out with its arm claws. After a bit of back and forth, the Carcarodontosaurus decides it's just not worth and goes off to lick its wounds, leaving the victor to enjoy it's prize in peace.
Considering spinosaurus evolved in a massive delta stocked with fish all year round and the surrounding region was very seasonal i'd say it'd be more likely the carcharodontosaurs would be the one moving in.
There should be some dinosaurs such as rugops but…. NO SARCOS just they didn’t live with spinosaurus and carcharodontosaurus
Isn't that copying what was done in episode 1 of Planet Dinosaur more or less? Where the Spino fight the Carcharodontosaurus over an Ouranosaurus carcass and the Spino comes off victorious but not without injuries sustained?
@@kylecollier7569 To be fair, it IS common for large predators to go at it on occasion. Look at lions and hyenas in Africa, or tigers and leopards in India, or wolves and bears in the US.
@@FeliDJrah I've seen plenty of documentaries growing up as a kid where those instances do happen in real life.
Speaking of Documentaries (and I'll get to this series in bit), most documentaries these day for the most part (mainly from BBC) go for more of a cinematic style as opposed to having feel like you are actually seeing yourself. A prime example is the Giraffe Necking Contest in either Africa or Seven Worlds, One Planet where it starts out as looking like it would if you saw it with your own eyes then the rest of it slowed down to the point it looks like one of them will pull a move from a Marvel or DC movie and doesn't look like your seeing it normally. Now of course plenty of BBC documentaries before hand had slowed down footage for more cinematic shots but in a way that's more what you could imagine seeing it slowed down in your mind. A prime example that I watched a lot was in The Life of Birds 1998 where the cinematic style shots are slowed slightly but in a more believeable manner.
As for my Opinion on Jurassic Fight Club, it's not as bad as Red Raptor says it is. That is his opinion and I can understand it, but at the same time if he watched Animal Face Off that came out a few years prior (which is basically the same as this series) he would understand the whole "what if" scenarios the episodes entail.
Both Animal Face Off and Jurassic Fight Club are more for "what if scenarios" as opposed to mainly focus on education and while yes that may not be what childen should watch education wise but it's more like a child mind when they think how a lion fighting a tiger would go or in this case a juvie T-Rex fighting a Nanotyrannus would be like.
Now I'm not saying that Red Raptor is wrong in hating this series (even though the whole "education isn't the main focus" thing shouldn't be as bad as he thinks cause I'm sure a lot if not all of us have thought of what if scenarios about certain prehistoric animals would fight others in a battle to the death though we'd do it via research as opposed for just entertainment), but it just seems a bit harsh for him to think this is terrible.
For my opinion on it, I actually like it since when I watched Animal Face Off as a child it was indeed educational while also having a what-if battle to the death scenario and when I watched this I feel like while it was more of a what-if scenario first and then educational facts that were known for the time second it's still satisfactory of a series.
If you like this series, then that's fine. If you hate it, then that's fine as well but just don't be too harsh since other television shows have done this in the past before. And no I'm not hating Red Raptor for his opinion, it just seems too harsh to judge a simple what-if scenario series but with prehistoric animals.
I think jurassic fight club could have worked amazingly if they focused on fossils that shown real damage from an attack, or taken things like the famous dueling dinosaurs with protoceratops and velociraptor, and used real fights instead of just assuming.
i agree.
Assuming is more like Red claiming those mammals fell donw the well from their random stupidity, while they can sence naturall disasters from afar.)
The whole purpose of the show calling it's self Jurassic fight club is the animals fight. We don't need fossils to know they fought in the past. Wild animals today have life and death battles and we got the film to prove it so I can't see why Dino's didn't do the same. After all a predator must eat.
@@neganrex5693yeah some ppl really get mad at this show and I'm like, well it's literally called Jurassic fight club
@@neganrex5693 well it’s supposed to be a documentary plus animals don’t fight to the death unless they have to . Plus dinosaurs wouldn’t be suicidal or genocidal
They could’ve done an episode about Mammoths vs humans; ie how the hell prehistoric humans where able to hunt megafauna.
Human big brain.
Planning and creativity
When it comes to weapons humans can get very creative
Dinosaur George has said on one Q&A episode on his own personal UA-cam channel that there actually WAS a plan to have an episode focus on the "Fighting Dinosaurs" specimen, but it ended up getting scrapped.
How about an episode speculating on giganotosaurus hunting sauropods, or perhaps early humans hunting a mammoth?
I really adore your concept of Jurassic Fight Club and I think it would make an amazing series.
One thing that I would suggest is that instead of your idea of “Invaders” being the last episode, but how about the idea of a bear vs lion fight, but instead be in Ice Age Europe going over the ideas of fights between Cave Bears and Cave lions (since there are fossils of Cave Lion skeletons found in the caves of the bears when hibernating). And also it could also go over cave hyenas too, since the bones of Cave Bears have had been found broken in the dens of what used to be cave hyenas.
Nice rewrite of Jurassic Fight Club.
I’ll admit that some of the episodes of Jurassic Fight Club were great but the rest of the episodes which I agree with you on this documentary.
Everything else, I highly agree everything you said about Jurassic Fight Club.
Great video and keep it up partner.
they just good time wasters in my opinion idrc if they wrong
@@shamarbenson7259, what do you mean?
@@LandBeforeTime75 when i dont have anything to do i just watch the episodes
The only ones I truly did not like were the ones where they ruthlessly bully ceratosaurus, like Dino Death trap (I forgot it’s actual name) and Hunter Becomes Hunted. The rest were good for entertainment but not education.
@@sergeantwasp6018 ,
Right, cuz 1v3 was in any way a win for Cera?
Bullying is Reds Acro vs Deinonychus, lol.)
The most frustrating part, is that we didn't have the classic raptor vs protoceratops fight which comes from a fossil that LITERALLY SHOWS TWO CREATURES LOCKED IN BATTLE, like how hard is it to just make a fight around something we know happened, rather making up fights are absolutely ridiculous when it comes to realism?
15:00 Ok. Considering the new Spinosaurus discoveries, including the Spinosaurus in any new form of media using prior information would be HELLA risky
Just like Nanotyrannus
Sigila is more speculative then Nano, with stuff being dragged in just for show.
What I would definitely do, is to not have these external exposition claiming what the dinosaurs were thinking in such a humanoid way. It was what made it really absurd to me, like a Dinosaur would ignore instinct because they're insulted at another animal in its territory? Or getting injured makes the fight personal? No. In real life, the animal that just scares the other one off wins, regardless of who needs it more.
I like this episode rewrite, but I would make the first episode about the Permian Extinction. Show the animals that fought for survival, and then died and gave rise to the Triassic animals.
If anything, the show should've been more like the long extinct (no pun intended) show, Animal Face-Off, where they take two animals that could've met in real life, compare the strengths and weaknesses, and then make a simulation of how a fight might play out.
Thats exactly what Jurassic Fight CLub should have turned out with not only the final battle in CGI but crash tests with biomechanical replicas of the prehistoric creatures measuring bite forces, top speeds, testing claw swipes and tail swinging and each fossil combatant would have a leading paleontology experts as their managers and representatives with the host of the show George Blasing or Steve Backshall as the referee
Cretaceous chase sounds AWESOME! I would love to see an episode of those two going against each other.
Your editing cut-aways are just so entertaining & well-timed, all the references crack my silly ass up. Keep on releasing great work!
" ceratosaurus was de-throned by allosaurus as the new king"
torvosaurus: *Hey...*
Saurophaganax: *Heard you were picking on my cousin*
Diplodocus: _🤨_
Torvosaurus and Saurophaganax had never seen such bulls⬛ before
i bet if a ceratosaurus appeared in their studio while they were mocking it they wouldn't be laughing anymore
This is a nice rewrite of the series. As long as it’s well balanced with being educational yet with epic fights between prehistoric animals at the end,which are scientifically accurate in size,shape,behaviors and abilities, it’ll deserve the title of a documentary.
also what about paleozoric episodes would love to see arthroplura fight a proterogyrinus oh wait walking with monsters exists but still
Now that I look at it, every time I see Dr. Phil Currie in JFC, he looks like he's bearing pent-up anger mixed with burnout for being on this edgy travesty of a documentary
Ultimate change: Don't call it Jurassic Fight Club. It isn't just in the Jurassic (never was to begin with either)
A meteor killed the dinosaurs
I wish it focused on more less known confrentations, like tarbosaurus vs deinocheirus
Only problem I ever had was it assigns morality like good and evil and ascribes human characteristics where they shouldn’t bring like vengeance and pride to make them fight. Otherwise they just posture and roar at each other and that would be that. Also the ceratosaurs male should of killed the Allosaurus in the 2v1 fight. Dinosaur George had/has a real hate boner for ceratosaurs and uses them as cannon fodder for allosaurus despite being in the same general area would likely have never interacted as they had different niches.
Sure, one stole anothers meal/bullys - but that all plural, right.)
There wasn't a 2vs1, since his gal was killed.
Sounds like a prehistoric Animal Case files (that was a documentary from David Attenborough I had on cd as a kid) eitherway a dream come true if ever someone tries something that ambitious.
A cool documentary idea I can think of can be called "Beasts of the frozen wilds" which focuses on the polar dinosaurs of the late cretaceous
Ceratosaurus: "When I grow up, I want to be more loved and bigger, faster and stronger than Allosaurus."
JFC, Allosaurus, Allosauridae, JP3, JPCC and WDRA: *Laughing*
Ceratosaurus after Carnivores DH: WHAT'S UP NOW, B****ES!?
You could add in walking tanks a allosaurus first hunting a dryosaurus flock and then in the dry season hunting a stegosaurus bleeding it but also dying in the process
I mean as an Australian, we need more docos on prehistoric Australian animals/dinosaurs. They all seem to be based in North and South America and Africa. Asia doesn’t get too many docos either.(Speckles the Tarbosaurus doesn’t count)
5 allosaurus fanboys disliked
Giving how i both your version and the original series have episodes that features cenazoic animals it really should have a better title with something like prehistoric wars or ancient fight club what alternate titles would you name it
Paleo Fight Club?
If you were to rewrite this, I'd like to see episodes about creatures who lived before dinosaurs, such as permian therapsids or archosaurs of early Triassic.
10:06 that clap was perfect.
There should be episodes about other creatures during the Mesozoic era, mainly revolving around pterosaurs, early manmals, the amazingly large crocodilians and maybe dinosaurs from the eastern side of the globe.
Pachyrhinosaurus from Dinosaur 2000: You don't understand my pain. *Gets killed by 59 foot long Carnotaurus*
Pachyrhinosaurus from Jurassic Fight Club: Heh Heh! Sorry. *Gets butchered into Stupidoceratops Suckatudinus*
I would definitely love to see your version!
I would definitely cover the mass graves of Centrosaurus discovered in Alberta and what exactly happened. Most likely a river crossing gone wrong.
At the risk of sounding anthropocentric, maybe a cool wrap up episode would be between early humans (either sapiens in ice age or erectus/habilus in African environment) and other now extinct animals. It'd be a nice finisher episode since it draws the past all thr way up to the present
Also the dinosaurs in the show are way too big then they’re fossilize counterparts like ceratosaurs is not 13 feet tall
That's about as tall as Sue XD
Yea lol
17:15 id change this episode to include the Entelodont and have the main fight be between this and Hyenadon.
This is a cool idea. Let's up the game a little bit. How about Amphicyon vs Hyainailouros in Africa and Eurasia, and Amphicyon vs Daeodon in North America? This set up showcases the diversity of large mammalian carnivore lineages during the early mid miocene, introduces three of the largest predatory land mammals ever, and can educate the audience about why today we only have carnivorans as top land predators.
I’m glad you didn’t shy to much away from the titles and didn’t just make it walking with dinosaurs 2
I'm late but how come terror birds are seen as badass (they are) but raptors with feathers are not?
They must think raptors with feathers won’t look badass
Dude, your rewriting ideas sound so much better than what JFC actually ideas.
you are worthy of my deep respect so im subscribing to u, btw, ur waaayyy better than that amerikano youtuber guy.
I think what I'd do with a show is lean more into the "fight club" aspect. A show called "Jurassic Fight Club" can't _not_ be schlocky as hell, but that doesn't need to be at the expense of scientific accuracy. My first change would be to add a framing device: the show is hosted by two sociopathic Bill and Ted-esque dudebros who have a time machine and are actively setting up these fights because they think it would be cool. Each episode begins with them arguing over which prehistoric animal would win in a fight. There would be zero pretense that these fights ever would have happened in reality, and we're free to have animals from wildly different locations and time periods face off against each other. Each of the hosts' initial arguments touches on a mystery or scientific controversy surrounding a particular animal, and the bulk of the episode is then devoted to actual scientists analyzing the evidence and talking about the reality of these animals and what the most likely conclusion is based on that evidence. This can be things like "was T. rex a scavenger" in the context of a fight against a Giganotosaurus, or "did Deinonychus hunt in packs" in the context of a fight against, I dunno, a mammoth or something. The hosts can also ask the scientists really stupid questions like "would a T. rex prefer a whopper or a big mac," and we can have a good laugh at how dumb they are.
The main purpose of the hosts as a framing device is to give us the option to say "actually these animals probably wouldn't fight even if they did meet each other." The hosts bring in the dinosaurs because they want a fight, but the dinosaurs are, y'know, animals, and they won't always cooperate. Sometimes a genuine fight to the death goes down, but most of the fights end with one of the dinosaurs backing down and getting away alive, and some of them are flat-out duds where the animals just kinda look at each other and don't do anything. Then, because we do need some violence, something inevitably goes wrong and no matter what the outcome was or which animals they pitted against each other, every single episode ends with the dinosaurs breaking out and killing the hosts in retribution for doing this to them. That way we can have them be like "dude, feathered raptors aren't scary," and then have the payoff at the end where the feathered Deinonychus eats them. Ultimately the point of the show is that nature doesn't exist to be cool for you; nature is cool on its own merits and we should appreciate it for what it is, not what we want it to be. And also no matter the outcome, these animals could _all_ fuck you up. I wanna see these hosts die like absolute chumps.
And what do these sheap cosmetics have to do with actual fighting?
Speculative feather armor?)
I think a cool thing to add is to show that acrocanthosaurus was a sort of desendant from allosaurs
8:13 except for the discoveries that people make which serve as the basis for the episode.
11:18 First Killer as the title for the second episode? When the first episode already had killing in it?
Yeah, Id change that title to something like "New Age" or "Jurassic Frontier" as those titles seen more fitting.
Or
6 meters of terror
New killers
Return of the Coelurosaurs
Bigger,badder,meaner
New begginings
Bears using Wrestling, I have to argue with that if you look at modern bears like Grizzly and Russian Browns when they fight each other you could see attacks akin to wrestling bears are actually known to grapple and trip
I like your idea but, I think we should have some what if fights between the different dinosaurs of different eras and to also show how it would play out in different environments to prevent a home field advantage type of deal.
16:17 intriguing concept
This is super off topic but shout-out to whatever documentary is at 18:18. That is some top notch animation. See what happens when you reference real life animals for your prehistoric animal documentaries? Gorgeous.
I liked how the Dinosaurs looked in Jurassic Fight Club.
What about the pachyrinosaurus herd literally backing up from ONE ALBERTOSAURUS they were literally so terrified they accidentally fell of the ledge even tho they are 2 times bigger :/
For the episode featuring T-Rex and Triceratops, because of how dangerous Triceratops would have been for a single T-Rex to attack you could have a pair bond hunting together. Pair bonding is very common in birds, with monogamous pairings being the majority. So an argument can be made that while forming packs isn't a likely behaviour of therapods, it's definitely plausible that they lived in pairs. In areas where easier prey was plentiful, the pair would likely hunt separately but in areas where more dangerous prey, such as Triceratops, was more common it's definitely conceivable that the pair would hunt together.
You can also make an episode called "Saber Fangs". This could begin where we are in the late Permian where the synapsids are nearing the end of their reign, and an Inostrancevia is against a Scutosaurus (Or a small herd). I guess we can add the great dying in the end of the episode, where the synapsids are wiped out. We could also make one of a Giganotosaurus (Or pack) attacking an Argentinosaurus or Dreadnoughtus called "Clash Of Titans" or I don't know. Something. One that would be unique would be one where it's for the rights to mate. You're one of the best! Including Paleo Nerd! You guys are awesome!
I hope that Jurassic fight club has a good remake in the future and it would have 20 or so episodes and it would be interesting 🦖🦖🦖 vs 🦕
I'd actually like to see this guy in charge of a documentary. I'd love to see what such a dino fan would do with his own documentary series
Bro kicks Ceratosaurus like a soccer ball
6:36 - The show _does_ present a case for Nanotyrannus being a juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex. At least, it does on the DVD version I have (where it's called _Dinosaur Secrets_ ). I believe they mention how the inside of the skull does/doesn't change with time, and there is/isn't such a change (can't remember which) in the Nano-T skull when compared to a T-Rex. Unless I'm completely remembering wrong.
I think an interesting segment to feature in an ice age episode would be two mammoth bulls fighting. Why are they fighting? How do they fight? What sounds do they make? How do they affect the environment around them during their fight? Are there cows and calves nearby? Speculate if the conflict between the bulls could result in fatalities. What does the winner gain?
ep1: First killer ep2: Walking tanks ep3: Dino deathtrap ep4: Gang killers ep5: Cretaceous chase ep6: Swamp monsters ep7: Cannibal dinosaur ep8: Real dragons ep9 Frozen fighters ep10: Battle of ages ep11: Survivors ep12: Deep sea killers ep13: Ice age invaders, and that is how i would fix J.F.C.!
Actually this could probably get a season 2 by ending season one with the end of the Cretaceous period and the next season starting with survivors. Then you can add in more post Cretaceous battles including some in the ocean possibly
I have a better idea so hear me out:
Ceratosaurus is chilling there, not hurting anyone just vibing and then all the sudden Alpha Chad Allosaur fuks him up and steps on him!
Then sigma stegosaur, seeing the prospect of mad gains thagomizes the alpha in the dick, cucking him in the process
The episode ends with the bloodthisty stegosaur declaring himself top sigma male and continuing the grindset
That was amazing! I've got some ideas for a season 2 if you want:
Parasaurolophus vs Gorgosaurus/Daspletosaurus
Livyatan vs O. megalodon(or have it hunting Cetotherium if you don't want O. megalodon returning)
Ramoceros vs Daphoenus
Megapiranha vs Purrusaurus/Gryposaurus
Machairodus vs Gigantopithecus
Canis dirus vs Smilodon vs Bison latifrons
Also, I would prefer the Tyrannosaurus predation idea although Montana dueling dinosaurs would be cool too.
PS I like pineapple on pizza!
instead of megalodon can be other big otodontid
One this that I wanted to point out in Jurassic Fight club that you missed the rant video was the timeline of the Mezasoic. It is stated that the Mezisioc ended around 65mya (which isn't an issue as it is an outdated fact) but in "Biggest Killers" and "Armageddon" it is shown that the Triassic lasted from 225-193mya, the Jurassic lasted from 193-136mya and the Cretaceous lasted from 136-55mya, with "Armageddon" correcting the Cretaceous to end at 65mya and keeping the rest of the timeline the same. That really got me mad at History Channel the most.
2:37 It technically is due to their sizes!
Please make a season 2
This series is really good!
*Shudders* Uhhh...🥶 I still can't see the Camarasaur in the same way ever again after Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness" 😨
That Zombie Camarasaur is just... you can never look at that animal the same way EVER again😰
....I'd watch your version of this show, it actually sounds good.
God damn you edits are good, keep up the good work
Thanks, I take a lot of time making these videos.
@@redraptorwrites6778 are you italian or an italoamerican?
We can Remake the nanotyrannus vs T rex episode By replacing the nanno with another T rex and showcase speculative Territorial behaviour
I’d split into three seasons of five episodes, each one about 30 minutes long and split into four segments. The first segment of five minutes would analyze one combatant, the second, also of five minutes, would analyze the second. The third, of 10 minutes, would be the experts weighing in on who they think would win in a fight and why. The fourth and final 10 minute segment would show different possible outcomes to these hypothetical scenarios, which is what they’d be based on. Season 1 would all be fights from the Paleozoic, Season 2 would be the Mesozoic, and Season 3 would be the Cenozoic (up to the end of the last ice age). I haven’t thought of specific scenarios, but I do know that it would only be fights that actually likely could have happened. For instance, season 2 episode 1 could showcase Postosuchus vs Placerias, since they both lived in Arizona during the Nornian stage of the Triassic and Postosuchus is actually thought to have been a predator of Placerias. However, an episode on, say, T. rex vs Spinosaurus wouldn’t happen since they lived in different places at different times, and even if this wasn’t the case, they’d likely have the same relationship as Spinosaurus and Carcharodontosaurus
3:40 is a rare insult
I like #9 Battle of Ages. I wish Triceratops was in Jurassic Fight Club.
How to make it less biased: Ceratosaurus stop banging the producer's wife!
Also allosaurus better hope saurophaginax or torvosaurus don't watch jurassic fight club.
6:57 in my opinion, a young T. rex can be called a Nanotyrannus, and then once it’s fully grown it earns the title of “Tyrant lizard King”
I would probably add some paleozoic battles.
Include the Permian period, an Inostrancevia confronting Scutosaurus or a herd of them, and Mapusaurus attacking Argentinosaurus
I would center the first episode around the survival of the synapsid on the triassic and the rise of archosaurians, and dinosaurs by extention. idk if shoudl be centered around the karoo formation, ischigualasco, chinle or all the three.
2:36 "sounds like chickens taking down an elephant" 🤣
Fixing the albertosaurus vs pachyrhinosaurus fight. It should of been over when the Pachy stabbed the Alberto in the leg.
Cool sounding narrator, experts and George. Best crew to ever crew in the history of crewing. Some say to this day they still are crewing.
The Intro hurt my ear
When I make a dinosaur documentary it will be called age of the dinosaurs. Episode 1 first dinosaurs, first dinosaurs will take place in Europe, North America and south America in the late Triassic period when Pangaea was still around. Episode 2 Jurassic titans, Jurassic titans takes place in North America 150 million years ago in the late Jurassic period when the large Sauropods rule the land and had to face predators like allosaurus, Jurassic seas, Jurassic seas takes place 145 million years ago when the short necked plesiosaur terrorized the ocean, Australia, Australia takes place in the early cretaceous period when the muttabarasaurus herd is migrating and has to face many predators along the way, predator and prey, predator and prey takes place in Utah during the early cretaceous period when a herd of American igannadon is migrating to a feeding ground but gets attacked by two utahraptors, cretaceous Titans, cretaceous Titans takes place in the late cretaceous period 99 million years ago in Africa and South America with the large argentinosaurus being hunted by mapusaurus and giganotosaurus while in Africa spinosaurus hunted the larger sauropods and fish until 95 million years ago during the extinction spinosaurus and many other dinosaurs that lived in the lost world had a decrease in food sources because of volcanic eruption which caused the large herbivores to die and forced predators to scavenge only spinosaurus to die because of a group of rugops, early tyrannosaurids, early tyrannosaurids takes place in the late cretaceous period 85 million years ago when there were many tyrannosaurids in North America, feathered Dragons of the cretaceous, feathered Dragons of the cretaceous takes place in the late cretaceous period 75 million years ago when the oviraptors take care of their eggs and giganotoraptor is protecting its eggs from thieves like raptors and a pack of velociraptors are trying to take down a injured protocreatops from a zuechengtyrannis attack, Alaskan hunters, Alaskan hunters takes place in the late cretaceous period 68 million years ago when a pack of troodon try to take down a injured hadrasaur while a troodon family is hunting down a herd of hadrasaurs , tyrant king ,tyrant king takes place 65 million years ago in hell Creek Montana when a tyrannosaurus is taking care of her young until she gets injured from a tricearatops attack when she was hunting a herd of edmontosaurus on the sixth day of the chicks life and dies leaving the chicks to fend for them selves until when the asteroid hit the gulf of Mexico killing the chicks and the non avian dinosaurs and pterosaurs and marine reptiles but mammals become the dominant species and the birds live on
I have never watched Jurassic fight club 🦖
I am a dinosaur fan so would you recommend it as a thing to laugh about?
I feel like the jfc animators are under paid and have insomnia and they lets misheard a lot of things
I was playing jurassic park evolution when you brought up the cleveland quarry and you brought it up the second I unlocked it in the game
In addition to the classic matchup between megalodon vs Livyatan, North America vs South America, the cenozoic can definitely enjoy some more love. I personally would love to see an episode on cat vs "dogs", pitting Machairodus against a pack of Epicyon in the new world, and maybe Homotherium against Pachycrocuta/Chasmaporthetes in the old world. Felids is such a major force in the later cenozoic, and their presence/absence profoundly shape the animal community. It would be interesting to show case how other carnivore lineages develop adaptations to work around the cat problem, often in similar ways, and what oddities might emerge during the "cat gaps" in various continents.
And for the survivor episode, although I totally understand the current choice, I would suggest Hyainailouros & Daeodon vs Amphicyonids to showcase the radiation of mammals after KPg as well as the diversity of lineages in the large predator guild, and how due to a mix of factors, the Carnivorans are the only one left standing today in that niche.
Man, and i thought that everything they said in jurassic fight club was true, I mean their paleontologist's right?
It can be confusing. Dinosaur George actually isn't a paleontologist, just a dinosaur enthusiast. But also they don't get the creative control they should. Often writers, directors, and animators just go nuts.
You could have an episode of T-Rexes fighting each other which is something we have evidence for if I remember correctly
I reckon an amazing conclusion to your suggested series would be man vs mammoth or sapiens vs neanderthals.
Guess what, all of those theories... *WOULD MEAN MORE BATTLES!*
Would you ever do like a Dino Face off? Where we would see two or more dinosaurs face off do well either one runs away or dies?
I knew when the Enclave clip played I'd definitely subscribe lol