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  • Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
  • Ronny Chieng shares the latest news on Trump’s felony conviction, which has him seeking revenge on Hillary Clinton. Plus, Marjorie Taylor Greene hates New York, a viral TikTok elicits discourse around shopping cart safety, and Troy Iwata provides updates on an Amazonian tribe ruined by Elon Musk’s Starlink internet. #DailyShow #Trump #elonmusk
    00:00 - Donald Trump is Still Mad at Hillary Clinton
    01:16 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants to Defund New York
    02:04 - Byron Donalds Faces Backlash for Jim Crow Comment
    03:04 - Woman Creates Shopping Cart Controversy
    04:44 - Remote Amazon Tribe Gets Hooked on the Internet
    06:03 - Troy Iwata Weighs in on the Amazon Tribe’s Internet Addiction
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  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Місяць тому +1309

    "During Jim Crow, Black families voted more conservatively"
    My brother in Christ, during Jim Crow most black people who could vote were prevented from doing so!

    • @benjauron5873
      @benjauron5873 Місяць тому +178

      You don't understand, when he said, "they voted _conservatively,"_ he didn't mean "conservative" in the political sense, he meant it like, they voted very little or very rarely. You know, _"conservatively."_ So what he said was actually accurate.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Місяць тому +65

      Florida education is sad af 😂

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga Місяць тому +45

      The ignorance is strong with this one.

    • @DrEnzyme
      @DrEnzyme Місяць тому +54

      It's sometimes hard for the rest of the world to work out whether American politics is a stage show or if it's actually real.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Місяць тому +40

      "during Jim Crow most black people who could vote were prevented from doing so!" - Yes, exactly. So the ones who WERE allowed to vote were allowed to do so only because they were voting conservatively. Thus, more black people voted conservatively. See? He wasn't lying; he just wasn't telling you WHY his statement was technically true.

  • @_Sn0_
    @_Sn0_ Місяць тому +1560

    Who is gonna tell him that during Jim Crowe, black Americans could not vote?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Місяць тому +87

      Please let it be me!

    • @veragreene218
      @veragreene218 Місяць тому +132

      If he leaves Fla he can get a true history textbook. So sad.

    • @Jeepscreeps90210
      @Jeepscreeps90210 Місяць тому +97

      Mr Clarence Thomas just happens to be out of town with his RV and thus is unable to answer this question.

    • @user-lq9zm4ju4w
      @user-lq9zm4ju4w Місяць тому +57

      @@kingjamos2422He is the best reason to vote Democrat; He has inspired millions to stop the MADNESS.

    • @josephbrownsr7777
      @josephbrownsr7777 Місяць тому

      Facts mean nothing to maga

  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo3557 Місяць тому +467

    Why did she feel the need to tell the whole world that she doesn't return shopping carts? Countless people don't return them but don't boast about it. Why do some people always want to be the center of attention?

    • @ashlynn2218
      @ashlynn2218 Місяць тому

      Social media has made a narcissistic society

    • @ashlynn2218
      @ashlynn2218 Місяць тому +44

      As well as very shallow and vain

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Місяць тому +58

      She wants all POC to know she’s privileged.
      Last time I was on fb, in 2017, there were a chit ton of soccer moms from the neighboring town, who were posting on the community page daily about suspicious foreigners attempting to abduct their kids. The sheriff had to jump in & tell them that their imagination was running wild.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Місяць тому +34

      The extreme Karen's

    • @jaydoggy9043
      @jaydoggy9043 Місяць тому +42

      She realized that having kids didn't fill the void in herself of not feeling validated, and still hasn't realized she's her own obstacle in feeling fulfillment.

  • @mountcomfort740
    @mountcomfort740 Місяць тому +436

    MTG has the IQ of a fence post but not as useful

    • @flowersalem22
      @flowersalem22 Місяць тому +10

      Perfect

    • @TurfSurf
      @TurfSurf Місяць тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @abrakkehakka1357
      @abrakkehakka1357 Місяць тому +10

      I would say more like the IQ of the hole in the dirt where the fence post is put. But even that would be exaggerating in a far too flattering way.

    • @stephanieadams3747
      @stephanieadams3747 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seanmounce
      @seanmounce Місяць тому +4

      Google - Define: Banshee.

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Місяць тому +157

    Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon.

  • @amberadkins9005
    @amberadkins9005 Місяць тому +576

    MTG should just shut up forever!!

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess Місяць тому +39

      She needs to be in prison for insurrection and allegedly being the pipe bomber. She can yell at the cell walls in there.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      @@AccelerateYourSuccess I want her to spend all her money on an election knowing that if she wins, she'll have insider information, but then lose the election and have to stay at Mar-a-Lago so when she keeps ranting, she's going to look even more deranged

    • @wheeliebeast7679
      @wheeliebeast7679 Місяць тому

      @@AccelerateYourSuccess If not imprisoned in a room with 4 padded walls:
      She needs to be sent back to the land of her ancestors, to Germany's Neander Valley (German: Neanderthal)

    • @MoneyGrip70
      @MoneyGrip70 Місяць тому

      Gotta love Georgia ! Still idiots in the trailer parks. Who voted for that bonehead

    • @KAMMD
      @KAMMD Місяць тому +18

      The full House of Reps is on our ballot. Vote Blue November 5 💙

  • @ur22much2
    @ur22much2 Місяць тому +263

    Marge " The Mouth" Green doesn't deserve what she is being paid out of our taxes. It seems as if 175,000 dollars a year would be better spent, like for homeless shelters.

    • @rjbennett3418
      @rjbennett3418 Місяць тому +19

      Let's be honest....it would be better spent on toilet brushes than Marge. But homeless shelters would be better.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Місяць тому +7

      Plus staff and expenses. Head Start and school lunches. Books and teachers

    • @deepajain1626
      @deepajain1626 Місяць тому +7

      Or for the sewers

    • @susanteeter5618
      @susanteeter5618 Місяць тому +7

      Sorry, she only receives half her salary. The other half is deducted to cover her fines for inappropriate congressional behaviour. Yep a real winner that one.

    • @VoidCael
      @VoidCael Місяць тому

      ​@@susanteeter5618 That does make me feel better about her huge (to most of us Americans) salary

  • @SighNaps
    @SighNaps Місяць тому +120

    Fun fact: NY on average contributes more revenue to the federal government through taxation than it receives in financial assistance. Refusing federal funding to NY would only result in the state refusing to pay taxes to the federal government and a net federal loss. MTG's home state of Georgia however receives far more from the federal government than it contributes. If she and/or her constituents are so concerned about the allocation of federal funds, perhaps they should pull themselves up by their boot straps and get off of federal government assistance.

    • @jackburton2680
      @jackburton2680 Місяць тому

      Most southern states are welfare states.
      Hypocrite repub hicks

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Місяць тому +4

      Fact check

    • @SighNaps
      @SighNaps Місяць тому +18

      @@bettyjones113 It's insane that "the party of financial responsibility" lacks the skillset to do basic accounting.

    • @psylintzu6036
      @psylintzu6036 Місяць тому

      @@SighNapsit’s insane that you can’t grasp such basic things, I bet you have pronouns.

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd Місяць тому

      I was gonna point this out too. States like CA and NY and IL and also Michigan are donor states. That means they pay more in taxes and thus provide the federal government with more dollars and receive less federal funding than most of the states in the south like Mississippi Arkansas and Louisiana. Those states are taker states. The states people are always trashing are the ones keeping the US afloat lol

  • @stevenrais9360
    @stevenrais9360 Місяць тому +318

    if the kids are anything like her, any kidnapper will abandon them immediately

    • @valentinorossi9300
      @valentinorossi9300 Місяць тому +24

      And pay her just to take them back 🙃 ...

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +13

      the shortest retelling of The Ransom of Little Red Chief XD

    • @amyrevell459
      @amyrevell459 Місяць тому +2

      @@Echo81Rumple83 a classic!

    • @jenniferartin
      @jenniferartin Місяць тому +13

      The kids are probably 19 and 23 years old.

    • @skantafat9327
      @skantafat9327 Місяць тому +5

      Any kidnapper would turn themselves in for protection 😄

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d Місяць тому +229

    MTG doesn't know how taxes work.

    • @rb-pk8ds
      @rb-pk8ds Місяць тому +28

      I don't think she knows how anything works .. maybe gym equipment.

    • @dng151
      @dng151 Місяць тому

      She is the definition of dumb.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +9

      @@rb-pk8ds She knows how lasers, space and Judaism work. You have to give her that

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor Місяць тому +21

      "MTG doesn't know"
      There, I fixed it.

    • @johnnymcpherson8493
      @johnnymcpherson8493 Місяць тому +2

      *B6 😂

  • @Samael-Metzger
    @Samael-Metzger Місяць тому +114

    Can you imagine how insulting and ignorant Byron Donalds must sound to those who actually lived and suffered through the "Jim Crow" era? Can you imagine what the GOP would be doing if Biden said black families were better off during the Conservative Jim Crow era? Donalds is taking advantage of the fact that most of his constituents are ignorant of the fact In its early years, the Republican Party was considered quite liberal, while the Democrats were known for staunch conservatism. This is the exact opposite of how each party would be described today.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG Місяць тому

      To be fair, democrats are still very conservative. Republicans are just so ultra right wing and insane, democrats look like normal human beings.

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd Місяць тому +7

      I was gonna say this. There are people who lived thru that who are still alive on this earth but because the people he’s talking about lack the knowledge or critical thinking no one is gonna push back on what he said

  • @amyadams9970
    @amyadams9970 Місяць тому +109

    Hilary: "Its been 10 years. The f*ck have I done to you recently."

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +1

      "The f*ck you haven't done is what really gets me upset"

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 Місяць тому

      Put yourself in the shoes of a man who was convicted in court after a strong blond woman's testimony, but can't attack her without violating a gag order.
      Clearly if you were him you would attack her regardless of the gag order, as well as an unrelated strong blond woman who beat you in the popular vote in 2016.

    • @MackenzieHamilton_
      @MackenzieHamilton_ Місяць тому +4

      Also Hilary: "Its been 10 years and Im still mad at Bernie despite him campaigning for me."

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh Місяць тому +449

    3:55 if you want to be lazy you don't need to use your kids as an excuse... you're not Ted Cruz

    • @psugab
      @psugab Місяць тому +45

      You mean Rafael Cruz. He's against using preferred names.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +22

      ​@@psugab My mistake. Won't happen again.

    • @jenniferartin
      @jenniferartin Місяць тому +8

      She really thinks people care.

    • @773Jorge
      @773Jorge Місяць тому

      Nononono in Texas he's CANCUN CRUZ. Migrates like a bird while people in this state literally freeze to death inside their home. I can't wait to see him inside the airport to let him know exactly what I think about him.

    • @Br0nto5aurus
      @Br0nto5aurus Місяць тому +6

      It would be so funny if that was his wife

  • @victorrowan3108
    @victorrowan3108 Місяць тому +301

    MTG better be careful what she says. New York might defund her district in Georgia. Maybe even all of Georgia.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +33

      Georgia probably needs FEMA funds for infrastructure because of their old pipes and water mains breaking.

    • @warriorscholar41
      @warriorscholar41 Місяць тому +12

      She can have all of Georgia; Theodosia she's mine.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +7

      @@warriorscholar41 Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Місяць тому +2

      @@benben3409oh, like they’re showing love?? That’s the problem, we’ve been turning the other cheek for too long. SMH

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +4

      @@LyonsM Warrior's comment and mine were both lyrics from a song from Hamilton

  • @ShawnDillon-pw8lb
    @ShawnDillon-pw8lb Місяць тому +151

    …a black conservative congressman who has never lived in Jim Crow era dreams of blacks going back to poll taxes and,”how many bubbles are on a bar of soap”,questions. Irony at it’s best…

  • @jamesspencer1463
    @jamesspencer1463 Місяць тому +125

    Georgia deserves nothing for sending this fool to Congress!!

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      HEY! Even though I am not from Georgia, I take offense. They're also in the middle of a criminal case against Trump and his best buds

    • @tommcfadden5232
      @tommcfadden5232 Місяць тому +15

      Georgia didn’t want her either….so they sent her to DC.😊

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +1

      @@tommcfadden5232 You have a future

    • @jamesspencer1463
      @jamesspencer1463 Місяць тому

      @tommcfadden5232 well Georgia needs to send way better than that idiot to Congress lol

  • @bobblueford
    @bobblueford Місяць тому +9

    As for the shopping cart lady...she will immediately sue the store if a stray cart damages her car.

  • @mandlerparr1
    @mandlerparr1 Місяць тому +52

    So, has anyone told her that she can just park next to the cart corral?

    • @jenniferartin
      @jenniferartin Місяць тому +7

      So funny. Maybe take the kids to put the cart back the same way she did when she got it.

    • @BmacRDX
      @BmacRDX Місяць тому +2

      Or...that your kids will be ok for the literal 10 seconds it takes to put the cart back. Ffs they are making sheltered children.

  • @Bigmommafluffy
    @Bigmommafluffy Місяць тому +48

    Sure. New York can get cut off federally. Then, New York can stop paying into the federal government. I'm sure Marge's state would be fine without New York's tax revenue.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Місяць тому +3

      They'd still have their California money ;)

    • @stella-gx8ne
      @stella-gx8ne Місяць тому +4

      Wait until Texass asks for aid. Devastated by storms this spring. Yes! Please leave the union. You’re costing the country a fortune. Byeeeee

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 Місяць тому +3

      ⁠@@stella-gx8neDon’t get me started on the delusional calls for secession. Let’s see how Austin, DFW, Houston, and San Antonio feel about that.

  • @RedStatesPovertyWatch
    @RedStatesPovertyWatch Місяць тому +55

    8 of the top 10 states with the highest poverty rate for Black Americans? The Republican-led states of Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, South Carolina, Georgia, West Virginia, Tennessee and Kentucky.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      1 of the top 1 states with the highest insanity rating among blond white people named Marjorie? Georgia

    • @janiekcarney5482
      @janiekcarney5482 Місяць тому +2

      Oklahoma just missed the list by a dime.

  • @karyldavidkidd7111
    @karyldavidkidd7111 Місяць тому +80

    I still cannot get over that MTG is a real person. I thought for years she was an ironic joke.
    Okay, kinda.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia Місяць тому +13

      She's what you get if you mix long-term lead exposure with reddit.

    • @katieandmickknobel2739
      @katieandmickknobel2739 Місяць тому

      I SO wish she would just shut up! Just stop talking lady!

    • @dennisstashek9653
      @dennisstashek9653 Місяць тому +4

      Stop with the conspiracy theories, anybody can see that she was feed
      Sour milk when she was a baby😂😂

    • @dialNforNinja
      @dialNforNinja Місяць тому

      B6 visn't a real Representative of Congress - even other Republicrims think she's saying the quiet parts too loudly

  • @alfiesmullet1311
    @alfiesmullet1311 Місяць тому +53

    Why doesn't she just park next to the cart return? That's what I do when I have my kid with me.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 Місяць тому +8

      But that's not the Closest spot! I bet she circles and hovers to get a closer spot, instead of picking a random one further out that has no neighbors so you can open your doors wide without fear of hitting another car. Whiny voice: but that's too far to walk!
      Later that day does 5 miles on treadmill...

    • @tyrellcobb4665
      @tyrellcobb4665 Місяць тому +11

      How will she be able to make a viral video showing her contempt for common sense if she does that?

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 Місяць тому +3

      In MN, those places are always designated for the disabled.

    • @alfiesmullet1311
      @alfiesmullet1311 Місяць тому +4

      @christal2641 oh weird.. in Canada we have cart returns at multiple spots in the parking lots.. the ones super close to the store are for the disabled but there's usually a few more further back

    • @blargy7283
      @blargy7283 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@peggywoods4327 probably spends more time looking for that closer spot than she would have spent had she just parked and walked further right away.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Місяць тому +45

    When I joined ROTC at Portland State, I had to have a Secret clearance. When I dropped out of college and enlisted in 1988 into the Signal Corps, my chosen profession required a Top Secret clearance. It was a long, arduous process that started when I was still in basic training. If I had Trump's background, there is no way I would have got that clearance. Apparently, politicians don't have to go through a background check.

    • @user-kw5wc2ww9n
      @user-kw5wc2ww9n Місяць тому +4

      I’ve actually been part of that process as just being a neighbor to someone needing top secret clearance. It’s no joke how long I was questioned. Glad my husband was also in the army so I knew what to expect. But trump goes ahead and plays fast and loose with top secret documents and it’s no big deal to his cultists (some of whom I see wearing the maga hat while on post, not in uniform obviously, but just irritates me).

  • @annunciataparchesi1832
    @annunciataparchesi1832 Місяць тому +35

    How many other people hear at the end of every MTG sentence, "And that goes for your little dog too!"?

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Місяць тому +5

      She loves DJT so much that she'd melt if something as healthy as water got on her.

  • @steveanquetil501
    @steveanquetil501 Місяць тому +696

    How can a convicted felon became the US President in charge of the Nuclear codes?

    • @pamelabarbato1623
      @pamelabarbato1623 Місяць тому +1

      If idiots vote him in .personally a felon shouldn't be allowed to run as president.. just run from the law

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Місяць тому +62

      ANSWER: Only in America?!

    • @fluxcapacitor1621
      @fluxcapacitor1621 Місяць тому +90

      Nothing says national security risk than a felon desperate for money to stay out of prison.

    • @JS45678
      @JS45678 Місяць тому +18

      Our forefathers experienced many political opponents convicted and jailed by the monarchy. They, thus, decided that convicted people could still hold the Presidency.
      As for nuclear codes, the forefathers didn’t have to worry that added headache I guess.

    • @wittieboy123
      @wittieboy123 Місяць тому +11

      Welcome to America

  • @Grey-og7bc
    @Grey-og7bc Місяць тому +22

    ❤ Ronny Chieng!

  • @JeffReams
    @JeffReams Місяць тому +15

    I used to have a saying that said, “If you wanna get a glimpse into how somebody behaves at home watch what they do with their shopping cart when they’re done with it.”

    • @pauljordan8033
      @pauljordan8033 Місяць тому

      I've literally see a total tool parked NEXT TO the cart corral leave her cart next to her car. I said "that's why you''re a frumpy slob you lazy F-word" How worthless can people be???

  • @pamelabarbato1623
    @pamelabarbato1623 Місяць тому +78

    He's like a child mad at everyone

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +3

      Which one: Musk (who Mother Jones called the world's oldest thirteen-year-old) or Trump (who a jury of his peers called guilty). Musk's thirteen-year-old-ness isn't mentioned here, but he is one

    • @Washingtub-senpai
      @Washingtub-senpai Місяць тому

      Or Ronny????

  • @DT-dc4br
    @DT-dc4br Місяць тому +256

    Where's the GOP's aversion to "political prosecution" when Trump promises retribution against judges, jurors & politicians?

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +13

      With Cricket

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 Місяць тому

      As a British person the GOP thirst for power is the biggest threat to America. If have a party that just craves power nothing else, it is easy to be blind to all the disgraceful behaviour and when you have right-wing corporate media with no moral compass justifying everything terrible you do and normalising it in your politics.

    • @pauljordan8033
      @pauljordan8033 Місяць тому

      How about "lock her up" and the millions spent investigating Bill's BJ? Such hypocrites!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Місяць тому +12

      they have no aversion to political prosecution. they have an aversion to the same rules applying to them.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Місяць тому

      GOP is for political prosecution of the same judges, jurors and politicians in a Trump or Biden administration.
      They're willing to work with both sides on this.

  • @VincentOwens2day
    @VincentOwens2day Місяць тому +30

    Yeah, I can imagine MTG wandering the streets and talking to herself.

  • @iansampson3273
    @iansampson3273 Місяць тому +34

    The statue of liberty said she wants to go home.

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 Місяць тому

      The far-right is on the rise everywhere in Europe too. France is not safe either.

    • @andrewharrison8436
      @andrewharrison8436 Місяць тому +2

      La belle France - I can see the attraction.

  • @jeffschroeder4805
    @jeffschroeder4805 Місяць тому +101

    Is he really suggesting putting his political opponents in jail? So how is he planning to run a country with 52% of the population in prisons?

    • @FionaKelleghan3267
      @FionaKelleghan3267 Місяць тому +9

      I'm guessing more than 52% (who answers those polls?), but yes!! 😊 👍 💙

    • @rve420
      @rve420 Місяць тому +3

      That is a lot of cheap prison labor to exploit.

  • @myberney
    @myberney Місяць тому +78

    WITHOUT NY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A STATE---- NY & CALIFORNIA SUPPORT MOST OF THE SOUTH AND MID-WEST

    • @warriorscholar41
      @warriorscholar41 Місяць тому +10

      Hey! My state of Illinois pays in more than it gets back.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +11

      @@warriorscholar41 YOU DARE IMPLY THAT NEW YORK DOTH NOT CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE NATION ON ITS AMPLE SHOULDERS (along with California)

    • @l.a.sr.2958
      @l.a.sr.2958 Місяць тому +3

      💯

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 Місяць тому

      ​@@benben3409Be fair: IL, TX, and (I think) MA all pay in more. That makes TX the only Red state that is being subsidized by the Fed.
      No wonder they hate us so much!

  • @X.Draxius
    @X.Draxius Місяць тому +17

    What an insane jump that woman has to make to try to justify being lazy and inconsiderate

  • @longliveelvis
    @longliveelvis Місяць тому +22

    Saw Ronny at the Hollywood bowl a couple weeks ago. Dude absolutely killed it.

    • @FionaKelleghan3267
      @FionaKelleghan3267 Місяць тому +3

      Lucky! Even better than Elvis, I'd say! 😊 👍 💙

    • @longliveelvis
      @longliveelvis Місяць тому +2

      @FionaKelleghan3267 way better than Elvis! 😉

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Місяць тому

      I love Ronnie but i always feel he doesn’t wait long enough to let us laugh…and he pulls huge laughs from me. Is he better at that in person?

  • @jamesboardman7048
    @jamesboardman7048 Місяць тому +100

    Its a fact Republican states take more from the government then put in as taxes , so it would help new yorkers if they weren't funding billy bobs snap card in Arkansas

    • @soscobra
      @soscobra Місяць тому +2

      Snap benefits are based on state income taxes. I don’t think it works the way you described it

    • @TheArgiShow
      @TheArgiShow Місяць тому +18

      ​@soscobra it's a simplistic explanation, but it's absolutely true. Red states, in general pay less if anything at all in federal taxes, while taking any federal funding they can. I was born an raised in Texas, I can confirm this is true.

    • @MoneyGrip70
      @MoneyGrip70 Місяць тому

      Mitch no chin, state leads the way! Followed by the other 4-5 redneck states

    • @soscobra
      @soscobra Місяць тому

      @@TheArgiShow so the state programs are subsidized by the feds?

  • @nychellebrewer
    @nychellebrewer Місяць тому +68

    Also, who would want to kidnap this lady's kids, if they're anything like her? Kidnapper creeps up, sees them in their car seats pulling wings off cicadas, he's like "Ew, no thank you."

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 Місяць тому +3

      Like the weird rich family in Resident Evil Code Veronica XD

    • @SinkrSwim
      @SinkrSwim Місяць тому

      ​@@Dante3214 stoked for a remake finally, one of the best games in the series story wise but was terribly designed.

  • @AttackStart
    @AttackStart Місяць тому +10

    4:10 In Canada you put a 25 cents in to get the cart so if you don't take it back someone else comes and does it because it is a free quarter and people are cheep.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +70

    I think he was thinking Harlan Crow not Jim Crow benefiting a Black people.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +13

      Harlan Crow benefiting one Black person.

    • @l.a.sr.2958
      @l.a.sr.2958 Місяць тому +1

      🦝

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Місяць тому +9

      @@SayAhh "Harlan Crow benefiting one Black person" - No, he provided benefits to at least two black people -- Clarence and his mother.

    • @meghan42
      @meghan42 Місяць тому

      @@SayAhh Harlan Crow benefitted a league of wealthy (likely Christian) oligarchs who want to make the laws for the US .... and they are doing it through SCOTUS. He is just another front man, just as Trump is a front man for this deeply sinister movement.

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 Місяць тому +3

      ​@nomore6167 don't forget Thomas's nephew's schooling.

  • @kts7113
    @kts7113 Місяць тому +102

    Is he freaking serious, talk about the poster boy for Uncle Tom!!

    • @teve90
      @teve90 Місяць тому +4

      Uncle Donald!

    • @dianewaynewood4477
      @dianewaynewood4477 Місяць тому

      That's an insult to Uncle Tom. At least Uncle Tom gave his life to protect two run away slaves and didn't succumb to the pressure of the white man.

    • @l.a.sr.2958
      @l.a.sr.2958 Місяць тому +1

      🦝

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Місяць тому

      You mean Uncle Thomas.

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Місяць тому

      Republicans always find a few new ones every election. Any black republican is an Uncle tom

  • @mauricioangulos.2830
    @mauricioangulos.2830 Місяць тому +6

    The theory of the shopping trolley states that an individual's capacity to self-govern depends on whether they are the type to return the shopping cart or leave it next to their car. The behavior is a testament to someone's moral character.

  • @peterlongprong7521
    @peterlongprong7521 Місяць тому +8

    Shopping cart mom: "I fearmonger because I'm lazy"

  • @MG-jj3pn
    @MG-jj3pn Місяць тому +104

    MTG
    New York supports the entire east coast

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Місяць тому

      Yeah, what a maroon. If NY stopped paying taxes, DC would be sunk.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Місяць тому +6

      "New York supports the entire east coast" - Not anymore, according to the Office of the New York State Comptroller. That office posted article "NY Received More From Washington Than It Sent Due to Federal Relief" on its website on April 11, 2024, in which it said that fiscal year 2022 was the third year in a row in which New York received more in federal funds than it paid in taxes. The following is from that article: "In Federal Fiscal Year (FFY) 2022, New York state generated $361.8 billion in federal taxes and benefited from $383 billion in federal spending. For every tax dollar paid to Washington, the state received $1.06 in return - a favorable per capita balance of payments of $1,076. This is the third year in a row that New York has had a positive balance of payments, after a long history of sending more to Washington than it receives."

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому

      And keep in mind that in the last five years A lot of them have moved away. Ask me how I know ​@@nomore6167

    • @kathyjones274
      @kathyjones274 Місяць тому +4

      And also California gives quite a bit of money 💰 🤑 💸it's time we started getting something back.

    • @bleachfan48
      @bleachfan48 Місяць тому +9

      @@nomore6167while I appreciate the research, it’s a bit misleading. The end of these sentences paint a different story: 1) “for every dollar New York generated in federal tax receipts, it received $1.06 back in federal spending, as compared to a national average of $1.28.” and 2) “the federal government's robust response to pandemic reversed that trend, but that reversal is likely temporary.” Given that NY stands temporarily 39th on the list, still lower than places like FL or GA, the OP’s comment still holds weight

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth Місяць тому +165

    5:35 the most deeply evil thing that creep has ever done. Wow. He has destroyed an entire civilization, in just one day. Just. Wow.

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 Місяць тому +3

      Gettysburg Wow…

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Місяць тому +5

      Village. Civilization means city.
      Even Elon needs longer than than a day to wreck a civ. Oh he might say that he is going to do it in a day but that is Elon time. It took him a whole month to wreck Twitter. Assuming it is possible to wreck a train wreck.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @ksc1406
      @ksc1406 Місяць тому

      Bro it's just the internet... And they seem to enjoy it. Why don't you go down there with your high horse and take it away from them, since you're such a humanitarian?

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Місяць тому +4

      @@EthelredHardrede-nz8yvIf you want to be a pedant, aim for accuracy instead of assuming you know Latin word roots and how they're employed in current English use. Since you're probably one who thinks dictionaries are proscriptive instead of descriptive, the Oxford English Dictionary's definition 1:c for civilization reads as follows: "the society, culture, and way of life of a particular area." There is no requirement for a settlement the size of a city to have a civilization within that definition. It may originally derive from civitas (city), but just as words like wreck (orig. from Old Norse "reka," to drive, as in drive something away from somewhere) aren't identical in meaning to where they started, neither is civilization. Cheers!

  • @marciclark8266
    @marciclark8266 Місяць тому +5

    Returning a shopping cart was literally the first chore my kids learned. Especially from handicapped parking

  • @Gardy725
    @Gardy725 Місяць тому +3

    I don’t like returning shopping carts either, so my solution is to park next to or as close as I can to a cart corral as I enter the parking lot. They are easy to see and then returning the cart isn’t much of a bother.

  • @kenttm42
    @kenttm42 Місяць тому +14

    It's official. Elon Musk truly is a Bond villain.

  • @MMMmyshawarma
    @MMMmyshawarma Місяць тому +16

    NY is 3rd in state GDP. You know what states don't contribute and actually hinders US GDP? Red ones.

  • @nancyvickers2814
    @nancyvickers2814 Місяць тому +16

    Byron think how strong the black family was during slavery.

    • @captaincairoPT
      @captaincairoPT Місяць тому

      Isn't this a Dave Chapelle bit? How white Americans inadvertently caused the superhuman through slavery 😂

  • @user-xe9cm8hv8n
    @user-xe9cm8hv8n Місяць тому +7

    As I was born in 1952. Growing up we were always told " to wait in the car." I figure now, that it was the only time she had a 15 minute childless break! Word!

  • @user-ui5ls5mp8m
    @user-ui5ls5mp8m Місяць тому +14

    Is Randy Rainbow moonlighting as Troy Iwata. Either way...awesome!

    • @stephenriggs8177
      @stephenriggs8177 Місяць тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing. When I first saw him, I thought, "There's something awfully familiar about that guy." 🤔

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 Місяць тому +26

    I usually don't use a shopping cart in the store, but I often bring one in. I bring the carts back into the farm store. I made some friends that way. Piece of cake.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +3

      idk if it's even true about kids being kidnapped in the parking lots of supermarkets, but i sure af don't recall that being an issue when i was a kid in the 80s and 90s.

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 Місяць тому +1

      ​@Echo81Rumple83
      Childless adult here: I've been shopping (ANYWHERE EVER)
      *nobody wants that ladies kids

    • @patrickheney9201
      @patrickheney9201 Місяць тому

      @@Echo81Rumple83 Agreed! While anything is "possible," it is extremely unlikely. Most abductions are by someone the child knows. According to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC), abductions by strangers are the rarest type, making up approximately 1% of all missing children cases reported. The whole "Stranger Danger" thing kids are taught is a complete misdirection of the real danger.

    • @dredgerivers7730
      @dredgerivers7730 Місяць тому

      @@Echo81Rumple83 Oddly enough, there WAS a serial killer of children in Oakland County, Michigan, fifty years ago.

    • @jenniferjaurigue9660
      @jenniferjaurigue9660 Місяць тому

      🎂here is a symbolic cake, for your efforts, kind neighbor❤️! Rare this person is! 😃

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel Місяць тому +28

    Does MTG know the blue states pay for the red states’ government cheese?

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +1

      Does MTG know that the Jewish don't like her comments on their space lasers? Both valid questions
      I am joking

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl Місяць тому +1

      Honestly, she probably does. It's the people who follow her that doesn't.

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey Місяць тому +6

    So MTG does not know how federal finances work. Interesting.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому +244

    Trump can’t stop thinking about Hillary

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart Місяць тому +22

      love does that to people...

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 Місяць тому

      She got more votes than he did. He can’t bear a woman doing anything better than he does when ironically, millions of American women do almost everything better than he does.

    • @stephenschroeder6567
      @stephenschroeder6567 Місяць тому +8

      You think if he could get her to sign an NDA, well, you know, the "magic" could happen between them??? LOL
      Try to get that image out of your head.

    • @KreativeKerri
      @KreativeKerri Місяць тому +13

      ​@@stephenschroeder6567🥺 emotional damage...thanks so much

    • @maidenfan237
      @maidenfan237 Місяць тому +12

      trump wanted her way back when and now she needs a restraining order

  • @onothankyou
    @onothankyou Місяць тому +8

    Margarine Gangrene doesn't understand that NYC funds a huge portion of this country, eh? Glad that's the level of discourse in the halls of the people's representatives.

  • @karenmaynor2994
    @karenmaynor2994 Місяць тому +6

    Mtg wants to stop sending federal money to NY but... NY pays more federal tax than they get back but guess what state doesn't? That's right, Georgia. 😅

  • @betenu1
    @betenu1 Місяць тому +9

    Georgia gets 1.29 from the government for every dollar they pay in taxes, New York only gets 1.06 for every dollar but before the pandemic. New York was actually paying more than receiving.

  • @harry8201
    @harry8201 Місяць тому +33

    The untouched tribes of the Amazon are now touching themselves thanks to starlink

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому +2

      Needs an Emmy

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 Місяць тому

      After this amazon tribe story, won't it be nice to see what happens to some of these isolated tribes in zombie movies???😂. Surely they don't get affected and will actually populate the world..

    • @keithdior1657
      @keithdior1657 Місяць тому

      😂

    • @j.elliottgray2801
      @j.elliottgray2801 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @vermontviking
    @vermontviking Місяць тому +22

    That Congressman is from Florida, what a surprise!

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      Florida: Where you become a racist by the age of 5 from your kindergarten teacher

  • @adeadphish7931
    @adeadphish7931 Місяць тому +7

    Why do we still give MTG a platform!?

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Місяць тому

      This. I was going to say, “entertainment?” But now it’s just dangerous.

  • @Silverfirefly1
    @Silverfirefly1 Місяць тому +3

    It took me a minute me to realise she wasn't taking the carts home with her. My mind refused to accept that she'd make a whole fuss over being a bit lazy. I imagined her just lifting the entire cart into her car and having a home that could eventually be located with a strong magnet.

  • @brianbox867
    @brianbox867 Місяць тому +13

    "i didnt say lock her up, but if i win im going to lock her up"

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      "I didn't say lock her up. I said put her in jail. The Democrats are always spewing lies about me."

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Місяць тому

      Trump never said lock her up, he said that she should go to jail.
      Totally different/s

    • @brianbox867
      @brianbox867 Місяць тому +1

      @@smalltime0 lol

    • @brianbox867
      @brianbox867 Місяць тому +1

      @@smalltime0 I'm going to help you out. It's spelled "difference" not "differents" and we don't say "totally difference"

  • @sadtothebone5767
    @sadtothebone5767 Місяць тому +4

    The state of New York is one that pays more into the federal government than it receives, so I assume the city of New York is the same? I don't know about Georgia.

  • @rikachiu
    @rikachiu Місяць тому +7

    Why can't the kid come with you as you return the cart to teach your kid a valuable life lesson?

    • @gundoxcrit1652
      @gundoxcrit1652 Місяць тому +3

      Probably cause she has no valuable life lessons to teach her children.

  • @keving8006
    @keving8006 Місяць тому +36

    When he's convicted in Georgia, will Empty G (R, GA) defund Georgia?

  • @neashia23
    @neashia23 Місяць тому +11

    Most shopping carts have seating for children. I unload the cart but I take my baby to the corral with me.

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Місяць тому +10

    Why hasn't anyone "canceled" the greene troll? It's incredible.

  • @phoenixfive4091
    @phoenixfive4091 Місяць тому +12

    Ronnie and Troy are a dynamic hoot 😂😂😂

    • @j.h.6835
      @j.h.6835 Місяць тому

      The camera cutting to Ronnie in the process of breaking hard over Troy's silliness, and him then trying desperately to put his mean face on again, is just the cutest thing. ^_^

  • @tommcfadden5232
    @tommcfadden5232 Місяць тому +7

    Whether or not to return shopping carts….such problems this woman has😊

    • @stella-gx8ne
      @stella-gx8ne Місяць тому

      And I do say FU TO HER. what a silly princess.

  • @Atmatan_Kabbaher
    @Atmatan_Kabbaher Місяць тому +28

    The shopping cart theory is real AF for something that started on 4chan

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Місяць тому

      Its called the trolley problem.

    • @Atmatan_Kabbaher
      @Atmatan_Kabbaher Місяць тому +2

      @@smalltime0 Two entirely different and unrelated concepts that have absolutely nothing to do with each other whatsoever.

  • @mvicksdog
    @mvicksdog Місяць тому +4

    People who don’t return shopping carts should have their driver’s licenses revoked as they clearly don’t care about damaging every car around them.

  • @cherrybomb3595
    @cherrybomb3595 Місяць тому +4

    You know what I did when my kids were little? I parked next to the cart corral. Not difficult.

  • @maverickl.4814
    @maverickl.4814 Місяць тому +3

    Does MTG know that New York puts more money into the federal government than it takes? A lot of New Yorkers would love to avoid paying fed taxes

  • @rafaelalas7679
    @rafaelalas7679 Місяць тому +13

    That's the thing. The problem.

    • @irenegalvan7996
      @irenegalvan7996 Місяць тому +1

      Why but your wife in jail you are the one that are found guilty 34 time she wants you in jail and throw the key away

  • @Transforming2024
    @Transforming2024 Місяць тому +6

    Byron, has no mirrors in his home.

  • @jove0903
    @jove0903 Місяць тому +4

    The woman worried about returning the cart let the intrusive thoughts win 💀

  • @hattiequinn3516
    @hattiequinn3516 Місяць тому +7

    1. I attended school in Florida. You aren’t far off.
    2. I park by the cart return so I can return it without leaving my child.
    Lol

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +28

    i think the Amazon tribe should be the "canary in the coal mines" when it comes to understanding how humans are incapable of using the internet responsibly.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG Місяць тому +4

      To be fair, media literacy is a skill. That's like giving them advanced machines and never teaching them. That being said, most people lack those skills and are addicted to their phones.

  • @xxWolferikxx
    @xxWolferikxx Місяць тому +4

    Lock him up already

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Місяць тому +2

    Meanwhile, the constituents of MTG's district are wondering why she's screeching about NYC, instead of representing them.

  • @connerklakamp3471
    @connerklakamp3471 Місяць тому +13

    MTG the cave woman 😂

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 Місяць тому +4

    Byron Donalds, is......I truly have no words. What has happened to American politics.

  • @phlpphrr1742
    @phlpphrr1742 Місяць тому +10

    The world is going more insane by the day. When has insanity become the new norm???

    • @tyrellcobb4665
      @tyrellcobb4665 Місяць тому

      If you think the world is crazy now, wait until Trumpo gets re-elected

  • @philipstanco6011
    @philipstanco6011 Місяць тому +7

    Lady, take your brats with you to return the cart.

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 Місяць тому +2

      Might teach them some responsibility. My oldest (4yo) would take the cart back himself if I'd let him.

  • @MrMostDaysOff
    @MrMostDaysOff Місяць тому +9

    Where are the Cart Narcs when you need them?

  • @filcan693
    @filcan693 Місяць тому +3

    MTG doesn't deserve a penny.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +11

    The answer: self driving shopping carts! 🛒

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Місяць тому

      I mean... that is my level of laziness.

  • @moffix
    @moffix Місяць тому +5

    NY funds those southern states more than MTG knows.

    • @porcorosso4330
      @porcorosso4330 Місяць тому

      You got a point.
      It can cut both ways.
      NYers can stop paying their federal taxes.
      Actually they don't even need to stop paying their taxes.
      Probably just delaying their payment by a few weeks will have major impact to the cash flow of the federal government.

  • @cozy46
    @cozy46 Місяць тому +3

    This is narcissistic rage. He's finally getting what he deserves (well, a little).
    Narcissists cannot accept responsibility.

  • @summertime69
    @summertime69 Місяць тому

    My best friend says the same thing anout shopping carts and I try to explain that if those are their choices, eother they have to accept theyre inconsiderate, or they have to park next to the cart corral.
    They didnt like that answer.

  • @drwisdom1
    @drwisdom1 Місяць тому +6

    Let me say that Stewart, Chieng, Klepper, Lydic, and Kosta is the best it has been since Stewart, Colbert, and Corddry.

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Місяць тому

      I'd honestly keep it to just Stewart, Chieng and Lydic

  • @michelswerissen6544
    @michelswerissen6544 Місяць тому +11

    My MAGA TEARS CUP filling up more please.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Місяць тому +2

    Ronny and Troy. Excellent work.

  • @briheartsgames7651
    @briheartsgames7651 Місяць тому +3

    People who don't return their carts are self centered people who think the world revolves around them.

  • @whatamess8764
    @whatamess8764 Місяць тому +3

    I'm dying from laughter

  • @ericfeeny
    @ericfeeny Місяць тому +2

    Ronny is killing it this week!

  • @BDchange789
    @BDchange789 Місяць тому +2

    Please leave the native tribes alone! Let them live in peace!

  • @kaberial
    @kaberial Місяць тому +18

    lol....New York stops giving the federal govt tax money and they can fund themselves.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +9

    Troy: The den-gue correspondent 😁