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  • Jordan Klepper reports on Biden’s G7 Summit trip to Italy, Trump's appearance on Logan Paul’s podcast, and Trump's first Capitol visit since January 6. Plus, Grace Kuhlenschmidt offers a woman's perspective on the Supreme Court's vote to protect access to the abortion pill. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #abortionrights
    00:00 - Biden Heads to the G7 Summit in Italy
    00:45 - Donald Trump Confirms Appearance on Logan Paul Podcast
    01:45 - Trump Makes First Capitol Hill Visit Since Jan. 6
    05:48 - SCOTUS Votes to Protect Abortion Pill
    08: 22 - Grace Kuhlenschmidt Weighs in on SCOTUS Decision
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  • @TheElnots
    @TheElnots Місяць тому +1068

    Jordan Klepper is quickly becoming my next favorite at the desk.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman Місяць тому +5

      He tries too hard to be Jon Stewart.

    • @peterbillings3276
      @peterbillings3276 Місяць тому +85

      @@andybaldman naaah. Same writers, but Jordan has a different pacing, different level of sarcasm, different overall character. (I won't say it isn't similar. After all, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it.")

    • @truellawashington8392
      @truellawashington8392 Місяць тому +18

      Trevor Noah

    • @mboren6144
      @mboren6144 Місяць тому +18

      He’s smart and smooth. I agree.

    • @kjjohnson24
      @kjjohnson24 Місяць тому +34

      Klepper better get the full-time role, or at least a co-host with Desi or something

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 Місяць тому +511

    "This is what we're reduced to" those Freudian slips are the best.

    • @lillia2479
      @lillia2479 Місяць тому +36

      Yup. Just like, "I don't care about you, I just need your vote." 😂

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Місяць тому +3

      “Herd Mentality” wordplay.

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 Місяць тому +2

      Maybe google what a Freudian slip is.

    • @russellhammond371
      @russellhammond371 Місяць тому

      ​@@youtubegarbage7876 Your username is very accurate.

    • @russellhammond371
      @russellhammond371 Місяць тому +5

      @@youtubegarbage7876 Your name is very accurate.

  • @ListenToPowerViolence
    @ListenToPowerViolence Місяць тому +681

    I wonder if Don Jr lied on any gun forms about drug addiction.

    • @Feral_LLS
      @Feral_LLS Місяць тому +68

      I’d put money on it

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Місяць тому +40

      Why would he need to lie though? He could have been doing bumps with the gun shop owner and the owner still would have given him guns just because of who his father is.

    • @lost_porkchop
      @lost_porkchop Місяць тому +23

      It's crazy that in a country where everyone has a gun, buying one as a drug addict is incredibly illegal

    • @racool911
      @racool911 Місяць тому +7

      @@lost_porkchopIdk that seems pretty normal to me lol

    • @AIvey-qs1so
      @AIvey-qs1so Місяць тому

      Someone please haul his drugged up a** to court too

  • @monumentofwonders
    @monumentofwonders Місяць тому +955

    Why didn't Capitol police arrest him? He committed a monstrous crime in their jurisdiction, which led to the death of one of their own. Why do we tolerate this "effing" traitor.

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose Місяць тому

      Because every system we got is supposed to protect old rich white dudes. Ruling class vs working class. And police are just lapdogs for the rich.
      If we had a same society, Trumo would have been put in rehabilitation programs decades ago and we wouldn’t have billionaires.

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 Місяць тому +94

      That’s the question on the minds of all sane Americans. 💙

    • @locustzedicus2437
      @locustzedicus2437 Місяць тому +133

      Because "some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses" it was true in 1992 and is true in 2024

    • @blueberry-ri7eb
      @blueberry-ri7eb Місяць тому +70

      He should have been arrested jan 6th 2021

    • @weihaotan1742
      @weihaotan1742 Місяць тому

      As21​@@lenninyberg4064

  • @mayahdoss7050
    @mayahdoss7050 Місяць тому +79

    I've used mifepristone 3 times in the last two years for wanted pregnancies that ended in miscarriages. It's far less painful than a D&C (had one of those too for the 4th miscarriage). My body wouldn't expell the pregnancies and there was a risk of infection. These people have no idea what they're messing with.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Місяць тому +19

      "These people have no idea what they're messing with."
      They don't care.

    • @msvulcanspock
      @msvulcanspock Місяць тому +5

      I am so sorry for the suffering that you have been through.
      You are right.
      1 in 4 pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion, also known as miscarriages. That's why women don't tell friends and family that they are pregnant until they are three months pregnant. It's insane.

    • @Lita-yr4wt
      @Lita-yr4wt Місяць тому +2

      Very sorry to hear. Thank you for sharing. Some are blaming Jess Hamilton's passing out during a miscarriage on that pill to try to make it sound unsafe. One even said she could have safely waited 2 weeks for a D&C!! Clearly these people don't know anything.

    • @reesacohen1792
      @reesacohen1792 20 днів тому +2

      I’m so sorry for what you are through. Sending blessings.

  • @brianbullivant1009
    @brianbullivant1009 Місяць тому +289

    "This is what we're reduced to," coming from a guy who's hawking 'gold sneakers' and bibles!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 Місяць тому +9

      He's been reduced for a while.

    • @brianbullivant1009
      @brianbullivant1009 Місяць тому +8

      @vapx0075 That's what Stormy said!

    • @jozefkovac6858
      @jozefkovac6858 Місяць тому +1

      I thought everyone forgot about gold sneakers, just like "the best" healthcare ever, in the first week or two, after him being elected in 2016.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому

      @@jozefkovac6858 Nah some people still bring up his bankrupt casinos and Airline too lol There is so many scams he done that failed its hard to keep track but some one will always remind us they existed lol More likely some one he owes money from Trump U or a contractor in NY he never paid keeping records lol

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jozefkovac6858He still doesn't have a plan. McEnany is still walking around with an empty binder. XD

  • @tamz0309
    @tamz0309 Місяць тому +344

    Freedom FROM religion!!! How about we stop allowing religious zealots to influence our laws

    • @lynnesperience1872
      @lynnesperience1872 Місяць тому +36

      It was always supposed to be that way in the constitution ……Seperation of Law and religion(Church )

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Місяць тому +52

      Yeah, freedom of religion was always meant to prohibit a state religion. If we don’t all have a choice, we don’t really have freedom. If I want to be able to practice mine, I must protect the rights of others to practice theirs, or none at all. I don’t understand why others can’t wrap their minds around this concept.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Місяць тому +8

      That's what freedom OF religion means. You're suggesting policing the faith of people. Which is fascism.

    • @sandragill9916
      @sandragill9916 Місяць тому

      ✌✌

    • @verko5292
      @verko5292 Місяць тому

      @@Emanon... How do you call it when religious people using laws force their beliefs onto the non-religious ones? Is that fascism?

  • @markcrume
    @markcrume Місяць тому +158

    Drug test Don Jr. and check his gun license.

    • @HueJanuses
      @HueJanuses Місяць тому +1

      They don't do that because they know he's totally clean and legal 😊

  • @AdamBladeTaylor
    @AdamBladeTaylor Місяць тому +49

    Remember that the SCOTUS ruling IS NOT a win.
    All they did is say that those bringing the case didn't have standing. NOT that you couldn't ban it.
    They've basically just given the next fascist Republican think tank the blueprint to bring the next case.

  • @nicolehowe1742
    @nicolehowe1742 Місяць тому +808

    Trump shouldn't be allowed at the capital 🤬🤬🤬

    • @mandybrown7758
      @mandybrown7758 Місяць тому +17

      I Agree

    • @pango-y8j
      @pango-y8j Місяць тому +22

      Capitol

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 Місяць тому

      I agree. He’s such an idiot that it makes crazy. How can our “ fellow Americans “be this ignorant???

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Місяць тому +43

      Neither should the republicans that helped him. Vote blue so we can indict them too.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@8arrowsall the same, cogs in the mech

  • @chinesesparrows
    @chinesesparrows Місяць тому +274

    Lemme guess, for all the blustering about patriotism the Dump merch was made in china.

    • @adamj8099
      @adamj8099 Місяць тому

      Can you please stop repeating this lie. Trump would never let his merchandise be made in China.
      It's all made in India.

    • @ramonaboggio7402
      @ramonaboggio7402 Місяць тому +26

      No need to guess, it's a fact 💯%

    • @user-wn3gr1ib2o
      @user-wn3gr1ib2o Місяць тому +12

      The hats are made there.

    • @manueldaniel2654
      @manueldaniel2654 Місяць тому +19

      Doesn't Ivanka trumps daughter have her trade mark name in Chlna products 😂

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Місяць тому +6

      Historically, yeah.

  • @chnalvr
    @chnalvr Місяць тому +352

    Indeed! Trump 2024: This is what we're reduced to!

    • @vailpcs4040
      @vailpcs4040 Місяць тому +20

      He sounds soooo defeated.

    • @JosephDickson
      @JosephDickson Місяць тому +7

      Literally everything left over from the last campaign to get rid of it. 🤣

    • @WilliamLamont82
      @WilliamLamont82 Місяць тому

      Trump has literally never won the Popular Vote....America has voted against him 3 times.....Why can't he take the massive hint?😂

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish Місяць тому +10

      ​@@vailpcs4040 YUP. he sounds low energy and sad.

    • @TheEvolver311
      @TheEvolver311 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@BKT42he had his laborers handle it like any other physical work he's ever been faced with

  • @SIXITHS
    @SIXITHS Місяць тому +47

    SCOTUS didn't vote to protect anything, stop giving them any credit for this.

    • @robertbeste
      @robertbeste Місяць тому +5

      Me thinks you didn't watch the entire segment. He said this.

  • @TessaRee
    @TessaRee Місяць тому +64

    Perfect: "This is what we're reduced to." Prob one of the best things you've ever said DT.

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 Місяць тому

      Besides what he said to his cult members: I don't care about you, I just want your votes. I don't care.

  • @ErutaniaRose
    @ErutaniaRose Місяць тому +98

    When you fight the undead you’re supposed to get them in the brain, not elect them for office. :/

  • @Lazarus1095
    @Lazarus1095 Місяць тому +82

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Supreme Court strike down the anti-abortion pill law on grounds of standing? So when someone comes along who DOES have standing, they might return a completely different verdict.

    • @cherylboucher4491
      @cherylboucher4491 Місяць тому +37

      Yup. Door is still wide open. Vote blue everyone.

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Місяць тому +35

      Exactly. Their opinion all but said "find someone that can 'convince' us they are injured by people having access to it through the postal system, then come back."

    • @Northman1963
      @Northman1963 Місяць тому +21

      Contraception is next

    • @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov
      @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov Місяць тому

      Artificial wombs would have already made so called "reproductive care" illegal anyways guys.

    • @sedg83
      @sedg83 Місяць тому +12

      Yes but at least they didn't let the weasels get away with it, they actually have to work at faking standing now... Which they will

  • @Tony-dp1rl
    @Tony-dp1rl Місяць тому +80

    As a Christian ... why the Truck are southern baptists voting at conventions on political issues. :/

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 Місяць тому +5

      What political issue? Women's rights??
      Have you ever even opened a Bible?

    • @magentasunbringer
      @magentasunbringer Місяць тому +3

      "as a Christian" read your bible better. the answer is in there.

    • @loricrane5315
      @loricrane5315 Місяць тому +2

      Because he made an executive decision in the first 2 months of his presidency that church's COULD keep their tax free status AND be active in politics.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому +5

      @@loricrane5315 Well that should be revoked immediately lol

    • @bethh.6455
      @bethh.6455 Місяць тому

      Religious zealous are freaks of nature. They need to shut up and mind their own business because sane people are getting real sick of their fairy tale bs being used to make laws.

  • @jamesomahoney2181
    @jamesomahoney2181 Місяць тому +111

    Milwaukee should not provide police/EMS/FD and crowd control... unless he pays for all overtime and straight time for the hardworking men and women.. it was Trump who said.. NATO.. if your paying.. then Putin can have a go for your country..

    • @klee88029
      @klee88029 Місяць тому +5

      I think that you meant to say: "NATO, if you're Not paying ", right?

    • @DarrenMartin-bw8zi
      @DarrenMartin-bw8zi Місяць тому

      He's so f-ing st_pid, he thinks NATO has a slush fund that all member countries "pay" into. He probably thinks America controls it too 🤣😂

    • @vonfleming2178
      @vonfleming2178 Місяць тому

      Maybe Milwaukee should tell them to kick rocks and go have their loser party somewhere else.

    • @bringezk
      @bringezk Місяць тому +20

      he never pays his bills - he's still not paid for all the rally security from 2016. They need to get the money upfront or he gets nothing

    • @DarrenMartin-bw8zi
      @DarrenMartin-bw8zi Місяць тому

      He's so fing d**b, he thinks NATO has a slush fund that all member nations pay into which somehow benefits America 🤣😂

  • @CasualMutoi
    @CasualMutoi Місяць тому +16

    Grace absolutely hit where the End Game of Democracy is headed. I love it. Been trying to find a way to deliver it. Here it is. Thank you, Grace!

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 Місяць тому +38

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

  • @kdub1242
    @kdub1242 Місяць тому +21

    I'm sure this is unrelated, but I work as a carpenter in the DC area, and I found that for some reason knee pads were sold out all over town.

  • @penguinista
    @penguinista Місяць тому +119

    In 1961, when Trump was a freshman in high school, Biden was a senior.
    They are the same age.

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Місяць тому +10

      TIL that 78 and 81 are the same number. Thanks Trump University!

    • @katl6426
      @katl6426 Місяць тому +16

      I bet biden wouldn't care if his school results were released 😂

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому

      Yeah, but Biden looks older because he stands to his age and doesn't use make-up and weird hair style to hide baldness.
      I like the fact Reputincans have basicly nothing to criticise on him or his government, so they have to push all those fabricated naratives. (Age, border "crisis", impeachments for whatever, his son's crimes)

    • @robertt9342
      @robertt9342 Місяць тому +16

      @@mimcduffee86. The OP was not referring to age as a specific number, I understand that this use of language can be difficult for some TU graduates.

    • @BrigitofBergental
      @BrigitofBergental Місяць тому

      And Biden actually did his own homework instead of someone paid by daddy.

  • @user-ev1di4ml9u
    @user-ev1di4ml9u Місяць тому +43

    If Embryos are considered to be children then the States Children's Aid Society should be providing foster care for them!

    • @donnamurphy8551
      @donnamurphy8551 Місяць тому +15

      You should be able to get a life insurance policy on them too.

    • @wPatrickSF
      @wPatrickSF Місяць тому +18

      And claim them as dependents on your taxes.

    • @catus-cactus
      @catus-cactus Місяць тому +4

      IVF is like foster care

    • @RochelleLang
      @RochelleLang Місяць тому +4

      And collect child support!

    • @luisostasuc8135
      @luisostasuc8135 Місяць тому +2

      Don't forget automatic WIC and increased food stamps!

  • @sandragill9916
    @sandragill9916 Місяць тому +31

    Religion has no place in the political world

    • @darkwinter8
      @darkwinter8 Місяць тому

      It's even worst that churches don't pay taxes.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому +1

      True dat

    • @Lita-yr4wt
      @Lita-yr4wt Місяць тому

      Agreed. Even in religious countries, they need a degree of secularism. Afghanistan, for instance. Women need the right to practise religion the way THEY feel is right, not the government.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Місяць тому +21

    This abortion medication has been on the market for 24 years! How is it “unsafe”?

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Місяць тому +1

      Their argument is that it's unsafe for the embryo.

    • @hansolav5924
      @hansolav5924 Місяць тому

      american foodstuffs have been on the market for many more decades and are filling their people with poison. for america to name something unsafe it must be literally killing on contact.

  • @GamiCross
    @GamiCross Місяць тому +41

    Something about him saying 'Yeah, this is what we're reduced to." Gives me life...

    • @coffeebux
      @coffeebux Місяць тому +2

      100 percent trump has no idea who that dude was.
      In his mind he's the only famous interesting person on the planet.

    • @GamiCross
      @GamiCross Місяць тому +1

      @@coffeebux At this point I'm pretty sure he doesn't know who the guy in the mirror is either.

  • @edgarfigueiredo579
    @edgarfigueiredo579 Місяць тому +33

    Lol ... Milwaukee is a horrible city. 😂 Can not wait for those wonderful people to welcome him to MILWAUKEE

  • @darren7601
    @darren7601 Місяць тому +109

    The orange srain has absolutely no policy. Surprise, surprise.

    • @gigistoner8004
      @gigistoner8004 Місяць тому

      One was mentioned... more tax cuts for the wealthy.

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis Місяць тому

      Why does he need to? Their voters don't give a rat's a** about any of that. They'll "own the libs" at expense of bettering their lives.

    • @HueJanuses
      @HueJanuses Місяць тому

      Your right. JB has no policies whatsoever. Just wants war, ice cream and money

    • @darren7601
      @darren7601 Місяць тому +1

      @Tell_Diddy_Yes "you're"... how's primary school?

  • @SeppelSquirrel
    @SeppelSquirrel Місяць тому +17

    The audience may not have laughed much at Grace's segment but she killed it with me! Grace gets it! It may be a hard pill to swallow that women have to abort so many of their rights just to exist, but that's how it's been since the birth of our nation.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому +2

      She's not funny at all

    • @hansolav5924
      @hansolav5924 Місяць тому +1

      @@rinzaghi2057 it's called deep sarcasm.

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel Місяць тому +2

      @@rinzaghi2057 Name 3 women comedians you find funny or your opinion is irrelevant.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому

      @@SeppelSquirrel I could. But their comedy is probably too high brow for you, seeing as you're into low-brow stuff

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому +1

      @@hansolav5924 Grace's "comedy" style is slapstick at best

  • @aarronwootton
    @aarronwootton Місяць тому +90

    WTH is with him and Hannibal Lecter?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Місяць тому

      Perhaps he enjoys a nice ham sandwich made of long pig?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Місяць тому +9

      Kindred spirits.

    • @robertarrowood3651
      @robertarrowood3651 Місяць тому +14

      He must have just watched the movie. He makes references to things you can watch on Netflix. Couple of days ago he made a reference to Jeffrey Dahmer. So he must be going through Netflix and watching the cannibal shows.

    • @sedg83
      @sedg83 Місяць тому +4

      Maybe he's imagined how the secret service will have to have him set apart in prison... Gee wouldn't that look similar to the accommodations for Hannibal Lecter? So they're bros now

    • @tjhill4044
      @tjhill4044 Місяць тому +5

      Perhaps Lector has eaten up his brain...?

  • @polystyleneman
    @polystyleneman Місяць тому +31

    “Trump has no idea who Logan Paul is.” Finally, something he has in common with normal people.

    • @Triplemother
      @Triplemother Місяць тому

      Puertoricans know who that idiot is lol

  • @ExplosionChimp
    @ExplosionChimp Місяць тому +43

    Of course Logan Paul is a Trump fan. Terrible attracts terrible.

  • @kielmessersmith1956
    @kielmessersmith1956 Місяць тому +44

    Figures L Paul wouldnt see the irony in a that teeshirt saying never surrender, as it depicts Trump literally moments after surrendering to authorities.

    • @raenoway
      @raenoway Місяць тому +11

      I mean in all fairness to Logan Paul no one will ever accuse him of being mildly intelligent.

    • @mattmaas5790
      @mattmaas5790 Місяць тому

      Honestly I felt Logan Paul low key digged at him by laughing at his mugshot. Even though it could be taken several ways.

  • @michaellefrapper5863
    @michaellefrapper5863 Місяць тому +76

    Everyone needs to address Dump as Convict Donald J Dump like they do in their beloved Russia. 💙

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +5

      I call him Felon Don or Don the Felon.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Місяць тому +6

      Don the Con and now Don the Convict.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +4

      @@joermnyc Felon-Don

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 Місяць тому

      No because that trial and verdict were not legitimate.

    • @dyvanna1
      @dyvanna1 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@X2LR8What exactly was invalid? Let's be specific. He attacked the judge and jurors but wasn't thrown in prison, the judge bent backwards for him.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +42

    Criminals often return to the scene of the crime.
    He'll be back in GA soon. 😉

    • @gigistoner8004
      @gigistoner8004 Місяць тому

      Actually, that trial has been put on hold and most likely won't take place until after the election.

    • @Northman1963
      @Northman1963 Місяць тому +4

      If he won by millions of votes as he claims, why did he beg for those thousands of votes in Georgia?

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Місяць тому

      Hopefully in handcuffs

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому

      @@Northman1963 Same reason GOP says he will win but already telling MAGA to be ready for him to lose and call it rigged lol.

  • @icoachmyself9980
    @icoachmyself9980 Місяць тому +10

    You poor Americans… I thought it’s terrible to be German. But now I am happy to realize I have a few rights left. To say something positive: GREAT SHOW❣️❣️❣️ I loved the total extortion ❣️❣️❣️

    • @ashamed2Byt
      @ashamed2Byt Місяць тому

      Lassen Sie sich nicht weiter Ihren Land zum rechts sichzubewegen! Ich habe Deutschland sehr gern!

    • @TurtleJulia
      @TurtleJulia Місяць тому

      Unfortunately, Germany needs to be extra careful after the recent election. >.

  • @cynthiaslater7445
    @cynthiaslater7445 Місяць тому +34

    We in Milwaukee would like to suggest that tRump attend the convention from Riker's Island which would be a much better fit for him.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому

      They already got plans for that they gonna skype him from jail or home if he gets jail or house arrest lol That was actually discussed to at the meeting lol

  • @TheBlindPariah
    @TheBlindPariah Місяць тому +81

    It's hard to countenance how people with a delusional belief in an omniscient and omnipotent ghost can have such an outsized impact on laws that govern the more rational members of society.

    • @queensofthedthrone8267
      @queensofthedthrone8267 Місяць тому +1

      First off: never seen countenance used as a verb, nice. Where do people use it? Constantinopole?
      Second: what caused the bug bang/created the thing that exploded due to the big bang?
      Riddle me that one and you might have some water for your boat you tune.

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 Місяць тому +20

      @@queensofthedthrone8267 Countenance is used as a verb often. I cannot countenance a country with such poor English standards.
      The Bug Bang was caused by a chemical spill, infusing the critters with additional pheromones and making them especially randy.
      Don't tune your own boat. That should be left to a professional.

    • @queensofthedthrone8267
      @queensofthedthrone8267 Місяць тому +1

      @@chinkasuyaro8983 Well you can countenance your way out of answering the real questions, that's for sure.
      I'm asking: does Science/seance know what caused the big bang? Or that atom-sized thing that which (supposedly, more or less) contained the mass of the universd? (And because I countenance against your abilities to take basic social cues, foxus on answering THIS question

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 Місяць тому +16

      ​@@queensofthedthrone8267 No. Science is not an entity that has knowledge.
      If you are interested in learning about the leading theories regarding the beginning of our universe, they can be found in better places than the UA-cam comment section. If you have any claim to knowledge on that front I suggest you bring it to the relevant researchers.

    • @porcorosso4330
      @porcorosso4330 Місяць тому +3

      They are not completely mutually exclusive.
      Many of the brightest scientists past and present have religious beliefs.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +54

    SCOTUS: Bring us a stronger plaintiff.

    • @roscoemuttley
      @roscoemuttley Місяць тому +7

      "If you get an abortion, we are denied seeing babies and billing patients for having babies" was the argument.

  • @elainearnoldy4834
    @elainearnoldy4834 Місяць тому +191

    Biden is very popular. They are so relieved to have a stable leader with the integrity that supports our alliances in Europe and around the world.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Місяць тому

      Not if you listen and obey your republican masters. Everything is worse.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine Місяць тому +6

      noo... no.

    • @newprofilesowhat1339
      @newprofilesowhat1339 Місяць тому +29

      Clinton and Obama were the only 2 presidents I'd say were ever popular in Europe.(edit: since JFK)
      Yes we prefer Biden to Trump and we don't laugh at him the way we laughed at Trump, but we'd prefer you had a better choice on both sides....

    • @TheEvolver311
      @TheEvolver311 Місяць тому

      ​@newprofilesowhat1339
      On both sides? Stop it, stop acting like Trump the guy who consistently polled high 80s to low 90% approval from Republican voters, he is the most popular Republican in the part since Reagan and honestly he is more popular with Republicans since Reagan always had the stain of giving amnesty to undocumented migrants. Please stop pretending their is a going back to before.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Місяць тому

      @@newprofilesowhat1339 so president Biden Isn't that person ?

  • @sharonbobbe2717
    @sharonbobbe2717 Місяць тому +16

    Jordan.... have 💙💙💙💙 you for a long time! Thanks for making me laugh even though things are pretty much hopeless.

  • @elainearnoldy4834
    @elainearnoldy4834 Місяць тому +18

    Trying to get out of going to jail. Again. What a surprise.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Місяць тому +43

    After that insult Trump will need to answer to Fonzi.

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose Місяць тому +25

    I have never seen a single minute of any Logan Paul video.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому +1

      Not worth losing any brain cells over

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Місяць тому

      I googled him just now, to know who he "is".

  • @smokefreehouse
    @smokefreehouse Місяць тому +11

    "this is what we're reduced to". Perfect slogan.

  • @cmack3625
    @cmack3625 Місяць тому +23

    The best part is the Southern baptist... Every time they had a convention in New Orleans they would boycott bars, but all alcohol is a 3 mile radius of the French quarter at grocery stores and gas stations.

    • @railmaverick
      @railmaverick Місяць тому +15

      The RNC was in Cleveland in 2016, and the local news covered the immense boom we had in secks work 😂
      Escorts were booked solid. It was a thing.

    • @TrekkieJenn
      @TrekkieJenn Місяць тому

      Protestants don’t recognize the divine authority of the Pope
      Jews don’t recognize the divinity of Jesus
      Southern Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Місяць тому

      @@railmaverick That happens at every convention from both parties.

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart Місяць тому +1

      @@robo5013 yes but, 'baptists' are supposed to be better behaved ?? hypocritical much?

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Місяць тому

      @@theorenhobart I was replying to @railmaverick's statement about the RNC not any christian group. I'm not defending one group over another just pointing out that it's not just the republicans that do that it's both sides, they are all hypocrites.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Місяць тому +32

    I already knew Logan Paul was terrible. Supporting Donald Trump is exactly what he'd do.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 Місяць тому

      Weird since Trump defended Tyson in the past from prison so Tyson could fight at Trump's casino. When Trump was asked on the Tyson verdict, he said: "It was a jury verdict. And Mike Tyson will have to live with the jury verdict.”
      Now Trump is trying to get out a jury verdict & Tyson is gonna beat Logan Paul's brother in the ring. Irony

    • @TurtleJulia
      @TurtleJulia Місяць тому

      The *only* thing I knew about LP was that he's terrible. (Something he did in Japan?) This figures.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Місяць тому +1

      @@TurtleJulia He went to a popular suicide spot and showed the dead bodies in a video.

    • @TurtleJulia
      @TurtleJulia Місяць тому

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews Yikes!

  • @KesselRunner606
    @KesselRunner606 Місяць тому +17

    Jordan Klepper is the natural successor to John Stewart, but his real strength is out in the field interviewing people.

    • @AD-gi9zg
      @AD-gi9zg Місяць тому

      The interviews with trump fans were funny.
      This stand up comedy today was boring.

  • @Wonderworld0000
    @Wonderworld0000 Місяць тому +9

    That was funny and sad at the same time. Women are "ordered" how they can or can't have a baby or decide for their own health. Our younger generations will be better than this. I hope and pray. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @HuntClubBarbie
    @HuntClubBarbie Місяць тому +15

    Wow, Biden is taller than I thought. And, unlike Trump, his suit is beautifully fitted. Doesn't need palazzo pants to accommodate a diaper which, in and of itself, is a reason to vote for him.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 Місяць тому +3

      Biden wears a tailored suit. The other guy wears a baggy cover up.

  • @monkeymalletsvideos
    @monkeymalletsvideos Місяць тому +18

    The Happy BD thing is what they do in N. Korea, Russia, etc.

    • @donnamurphy8551
      @donnamurphy8551 Місяць тому

      And whatever country The Regime is supposed to take place in.

  • @Leah_Newton
    @Leah_Newton Місяць тому +56

    Logan Paul, next top shameless human being...
    What a living cancer...

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Місяць тому

      Next? Dude has been a cancer on the human race for years.

    • @ciaranosullivan9352
      @ciaranosullivan9352 Місяць тому +1

      never heard of him (until now)

  • @pageljazz
    @pageljazz Місяць тому +8

    Jordan is perfect for this gig. Give him the desk full time.

  • @joshuanixon5023
    @joshuanixon5023 Місяць тому +5

    That last bit just made me feel really uncomfortable

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +1

      Satire is already a complex form of humour, but on this issue, it's hard to swallow.

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield Місяць тому +13

    Yep! Michigan is right behind ya fellow michigander named Jordan haha.

  • @jeans3374
    @jeans3374 Місяць тому +27

    Love Love Klepper but not so much Grace. Too over the top.

  • @januarysidra6166
    @januarysidra6166 Місяць тому +25

    I want Grace Kuhlenschmidt to be funny, I really do.

    • @joelh3030
      @joelh3030 Місяць тому +4

      The crowd died on that first joke lol

    • @Jamesfrancosdog
      @Jamesfrancosdog Місяць тому +17

      That segment was so unbelievably awful

    • @mmdrahaman
      @mmdrahaman Місяць тому +5

      yeah I want her to be successful, but just not funny

    • @clevereduardosilva2346
      @clevereduardosilva2346 Місяць тому +7

      Interesting... I thought that segment was so clever and funny

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson Місяць тому +7

      She's been better, even funny. (Not a patch on Troy or Josh or Dulce, though.) This one was particularly ill-conceived.

  • @HolyCrusader5
    @HolyCrusader5 Місяць тому +33

    The Supreme Court voting to protect access to the abortion pill is a massive shocker and surprise given who the judges are

    • @billoxiiboy
      @billoxiiboy Місяць тому +11

      I do wonder how recent public scrutiny may have influenced that outcome....ie give 'em a win and they'll back off
      SCOTUS: just keep our heads down and say yes to everything! Maybe then we'll survive the planned ethics hearings and keep our pensions??

    • @Meliaas
      @Meliaas Місяць тому

      I'm 100% sure it's because Big Pharma paid them to.

    • @Mrcloudguydotcom
      @Mrcloudguydotcom Місяць тому +18

      Nah man did you hear? They couldn’t vote in their favor because of a technicality. They can give it a try again later on. I hope those judges stay impartial.

    • @johnl6176
      @johnl6176 Місяць тому +7

      @@Mrcloudguydotcom AaahhhHAHAHAHA..."impartial"? HAAAAAaaa.

    • @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov
      @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov Місяць тому

      It's because artificial wombs will make so called "reproductive care" illegal anyways. Roe Vs Wade or no Roe Vs Wade.

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 Місяць тому +12

    I recall Trump alluded to walking to the Capitol with the crowd but he didn't actually do that so isn't he's technically over 3 years late? 🤔

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Місяць тому

      Go on....please finish the thought.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Місяць тому +1

      He also tried to get the Secret Service to drive him there. After all he doesn’t walk when he plays golf.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому +1

      He might make it to the Jan 6 reunion tour if probation officer approves it, sure he sell seats on his jet for 10k a pop either way lol

  • @kjjohnson24
    @kjjohnson24 Місяць тому +16

    Klepper Lydic 2024

  • @PavlovsDog-kl8mo
    @PavlovsDog-kl8mo Місяць тому +4

    Getting the news here is paramount to my sanity. 💙👍

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie8868 Місяць тому +1

    Jordan and Grace! Thank You for the laughs. They help us get through the serious topics without losing our minds.

  • @danthegeetarman
    @danthegeetarman Місяць тому +3

    Jon Stewart and Jordan Klepper the power duo we all NEED!!!!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +16

    Waiters at a TGIF is exactly what they are.
    But that isn't chocolate on that birthday cake.

    • @tinay9491
      @tinay9491 Місяць тому +1

      not qualified to be waiters

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Місяць тому

      It's just a little something 'The Help' cooked up for him.

  • @biscuitsmcgravy394
    @biscuitsmcgravy394 Місяць тому +10

    So the pharmaceutical lobby is better than the OB/Gyn lobby

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Місяць тому

      The "christian" groups are tax exempt is why gives them more spending power to throw money at SCOTUS, plus they know people already bri..gifting them lol

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 Місяць тому +1

    Excellent! You’re keeping it funny; excruciating, but funny. Well done. 👏

  • @jujuandjesus
    @jujuandjesus Місяць тому +2

    I like Jordan at the desk, but the man is the best correspondent in the field, hands down. I hope we get more soon!

  • @riggiep.7108
    @riggiep.7108 Місяць тому +4

    As far as I get it, the SC did not wsnt another debacle like after their reversal of Roe. They told plaintiffs that the latter had no standing. That is the reasoning they should have used in Dobbs, which was a completely imaginary situation.

  • @mawavoy
    @mawavoy Місяць тому +8

    I wonder, did they discuss whether Trump can get work release for the inauguration?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Місяць тому +1

      Maybe with an ankle monitor. Unfortunate... It won't be a shock collar wrapped around his bedroom tackle.

  • @michaelmcintyre4690
    @michaelmcintyre4690 Місяць тому +5

    Of course they’re not waiters at TGIFridays. Waiters at TGIFridays have usually held onto a few shards of self-respect.

  • @mlong1968
    @mlong1968 Місяць тому +1

    Excellent point! Tell us what to do in every aspect of our lives.

  • @zombieowen
    @zombieowen Місяць тому +9

    Imagine what they did when the cameras were off.

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 Місяць тому +1

      Oh no!!!
      My poor brain just froze on that thought!
      😂😂😂

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Місяць тому +2

      "Ok, how can we steal the comming elections?" comes to my mind.

    • @KrazySpydrLady
      @KrazySpydrLady Місяць тому +1

      Ew

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef4356 Місяць тому +10

    Now I hate Logan even more !!!

  • @Pidxr
    @Pidxr Місяць тому +16

    trump is really more of a can'tdidate

    • @coolkid21k14
      @coolkid21k14 Місяць тому +2

      Can't idate!!!!Great word!

  • @h2amster328
    @h2amster328 Місяць тому +10

    i love how jordan’s hair looks startled

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Місяць тому +1

      It's all those MAGA interviews.

    • @chrishug5283
      @chrishug5283 Місяць тому +1

      Hah! Perfect description!

  • @Nick-nb3iu
    @Nick-nb3iu Місяць тому +6

    Grace’s segment at the end was just painful. Woof.

  • @TommyGFPV
    @TommyGFPV Місяць тому +3

    Thanks for sticking up for Wisconsin, that was unexpected!

  • @Reefark
    @Reefark Місяць тому +6

    People with dementia love birthday parties. It makes them sooo happy. 🎉

    • @Sekutma
      @Sekutma Місяць тому

      Exactly. Trump's dementia is getting bad and they are pretending he doesn't have it. Like it will get better. I can't wait until he sundown's at the debate.

  • @daran0815
    @daran0815 Місяць тому +3

    "This is what we are reduced to": first time in years he said something not obviously false.

  • @benu_bird
    @benu_bird Місяць тому +3

    The fact that SCOTUS is deciding anything about prescription drugs is mind boggling. That is the bailiwick of scientists to decide what is allowed. Kind of like of they have no right to decide private matters between a woman and her doctor.

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart Місяць тому

      SCOTUS is trying to make religion the new science

  • @joshuastanton6731
    @joshuastanton6731 Місяць тому +5

    Can we all just agree that religion is, always has been, and will continue to be a hindrance to progress and science.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Місяць тому +1

      Who was it who said science flies you to the moon, whilst religion flies you into buildings?

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Місяць тому +1

      and an instigator to most of the wars of the world.

  • @noblefir9106
    @noblefir9106 Місяць тому +5

    "That person does not exist" 😂

  • @moshemoshe-yy8hj
    @moshemoshe-yy8hj Місяць тому +3

    Thank you it's a great show

  • @Harry-xt6ev
    @Harry-xt6ev Місяць тому +14

    Who sponsored the podcast,Cult 45?

  • @silverfilmsofficial
    @silverfilmsofficial Місяць тому +9

    Ah the writers saw one of the new episodes of Doctor Who and put it in the show, nice

    • @irishboy_pa
      @irishboy_pa Місяць тому

      Huh

    • @silverfilmsofficial
      @silverfilmsofficial Місяць тому

      @@irishboy_pa Only being able to walk when someone's telling them exactly what to do

  • @panoruryu
    @panoruryu Місяць тому +1

    As a Wisconsinite, Jordan you forgot about the beer! We are a state where beer is a food group!

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh Місяць тому +2

    2:09 That "old high school" bit was so on point for how this all is.

  • @cecilelaforce3686
    @cecilelaforce3686 Місяць тому +6

    States where BOTH Senators voted against the IVF Protection Bill AND the Contraception Protection Bill.
    Arkansas: Boozman (R-AR), Cotton (R-AR) ; Florida: Rubio (R-FL), Scott (R-FL) ; Idaho: Crapo (R-ID), Risch (R-ID) ; Iowa: Ernst (R-IA), Grassley (R-IA) ; Kentucky: McConnell (R-KY), Paul (R-KY) ; Mississippi: Hyde-Smith (R-MS), Wicker (R-MS) ; Nebraska: Fischer (R-NE), Ricketts (R-NE) ; No Carolina: Budd (R-NC), Tillis (R-NC) ; No Dakota: Cramer (R-ND), Hoeven (R-ND) ; Oklahoma: Lankford (R-OK), Mullin (R-OK) ; So Dakota: Rounds (R-SD), Thune (R-SD) ; Texas: Cornyn (R-TX), Cruz (R-TX) ; Wyoming: Barrasso (R-WY), Lummis (R-WY). Source: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Місяць тому

      😯😳😭😡 u n b e l i e v a b l e

  • @schmoopieanderson2511
    @schmoopieanderson2511 Місяць тому +4

    Great show

  • @kellyolson575
    @kellyolson575 Місяць тому +2

    Why are the churches still tax exempt when they are clearly dealing with political issues. Take there exemptions away!!!!!!!!

  • @DesertPackrat
    @DesertPackrat Місяць тому +1

    I love Grace. She always makes me smile and laugh, and she is just generally awesome.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому +9

    That opening statement - too true lol

  • @tekno4blood
    @tekno4blood Місяць тому +4

    I love how he gives a never surrender shirt with him surrendering. And another reason to hope Jake gets his face caved in my Mike Tysthon

  • @theplexis2515
    @theplexis2515 Місяць тому

    I'm so glad we have a JKlepp.

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Місяць тому

    I wish more audience members understood the Kramer Laugh Factory reference cause the reaction would've been great

  • @arothmanmusic
    @arothmanmusic Місяць тому +4

    Logan Paul and Donald Trump… which one is lying about his height?

  • @justAman548
    @justAman548 Місяць тому +8

    That Midwest comment is far too true. And we will apologize for inconveniencing you

  • @namedjasonc
    @namedjasonc Місяць тому

    That "we should do this again! How about January?" didn't get nearly as much of a reaction as it deserved!

  • @LATVMakeup
    @LATVMakeup Місяць тому +1

    Jordan Klepper, you are the absolute best and funniest man on earth!

  • @michaelteret4763
    @michaelteret4763 Місяць тому +5

    I was hoping for Desi.