Trump’s Bad Day In Court | The Bidenomics Goldilocks Zone | Stephen Colbert’s Vibe Session

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  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless 4 місяці тому +465

    Most Americans can understand how E Jean Carol feels - He’s been forcing himself on us even though we’ve said “No” many times.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 4 місяці тому +17

      Good point

    • @sivansharma5027
      @sivansharma5027 4 місяці тому +11

      Mmmm thats not a good analogy... Non-consensual sexual interaction is quite different from "i didn't vote for him"

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 4 місяці тому

      @@sivansharma5027 I was raped in 2005, deployed on the #USSPrinceton to the Iraq War, and covered up with a bad paper discharge when I attempted to report it.
      I am one of an estimated 26,000 sexual assault victims in the military when there was 238 convictions in military courts.
      When Trump was asked about this disgusting problem in our military his response was "What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together in the military?" This completely ignores the fact that since the vast majority of the military is male, the majority of victims are male, assaulted by other males. (btw, most male victims are not gay).
      I attempted suicide in 2009 and survived with a traumatic brain injury in the frontal lobe, greatly complicating the PTSD I have from my assault and subsequent family estrangement.
      Obama restored my VA access in 2013, allowing all veterans with PTSD to access VA mental health treatment, regardless of discharge characteristic #ThanksObama
      Biden took investigation and prosecution of sexual assault and other violent felonies, out of the hands of commanding officers, assigning it to a separate, unbiased agency. #ThanksBiden
      Biden made it possible for me to get my discharge upgraded when he changed the standards for the Discharge Review Board. #ThanksBiden

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 4 місяці тому

      @@sivansharma5027 Trump's neglect of covid killed three of my family members and our economy. He threw Obama's Pandemic Action Plan in the garbage. #ThanksObama for trying to prepare your successor, even if he was too belligerent to take your advice after you successfully protected us from Swine Flu (H1N1), Ebola, and Zika.

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 4 місяці тому

      @@sivansharma5027 My father is a Trump supporter, Obama and Biden hater, a E-8 veteran a bigoted #SanAntonioPD pig, victim-blamed me for my injustice/mental illness, and has not spoken to me in over a decade. When he found out I was in contact with his mother, he stopped talking to her, 5 years ago. She is 88 years old and has dementia. His brother and I take care of her and everybody else stays away due to our family division. My grandfather has passed away, but he was a O-5 (Captain) served 36 years. My uncle and my grandmother were Trump supporters, but have moved on to other republicans. They respect Biden's executive order regarding sexual assault in the military, but not much else that he has accomplished. They are privileged. My uncle owns 4 houses valued over a million each. My grandmother has a Captain's wife's nest egg to live on. It looks like I may hijack my father's inheritance. If so, cool, but I'm not interested in the money. I am happy to have people from my family that support me. The majority have cultishly turned their backs in disgust. I am grateful to have this time with my grandmother before she passes, even if it requires a lot of patience (dementia). My father's bigotry with politics and life, has cost him the relationships of his mother, brother, son, and who knows who else, I'm getting my information through a fractured grapevine.

  • @modernrelic7092
    @modernrelic7092 4 місяці тому +179

    "This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world"
    Well, DUHHHH!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 3 місяці тому +3

      He now realizes what happens to used toilet tissues!

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 місяці тому +2

      Glad to see some of them finally catching on. If they listened a few years ago it could've been avoided. But sometimes experience is the best teacher

    • @charleshash4919
      @charleshash4919 3 місяці тому +2

      Remember MAGAts, with Super-Narcissist 45, Trump Loyalty isn't about you, it's about him. Send him all your money & forget about it. Expect nothing in return, in bucket-fulls.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 3 місяці тому +1

      You can see how slow a student he would've been.
      "...So apparently, one plus one is two, can you believe that?"
      "Yeah, dude. You should have learned that the FIRST time you went through this grade."

  • @beth8775
    @beth8775 3 місяці тому +294

    4 months is ridiculous! He helped architect a attempted coup; his sentence should be in YEARS at the very least.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 3 місяці тому +23

      It was for not showing up the supina the max is one year sigh. He have to get tried for the other stuff you can't punish him extra for one crime becuase he did other crimes those crimes get their own punishments

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 3 місяці тому +2

      You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
      You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

    • @jacquelineleitch7050
      @jacquelineleitch7050 3 місяці тому +3

      Twenty years with probation possible after eight?

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... 3 місяці тому +6

      But why can't they lock up Kevin and Gym?

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... 3 місяці тому

      I've been saying for a long time that 2024 is gonna make 2020 look like fair weather for how deep Biden buries Trump.
      In fact I think there's a good chance Trump will drop out to escape the humiliation we all know is coming for him.
      Then only Haley will be hammered.

  • @shirleyandrews1152
    @shirleyandrews1152 3 місяці тому +64

    It should have been 4 YEARS. I’m so tired of these criminals getting off w/lit sentences 😡

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

  • @geargeekpdx3566
    @geargeekpdx3566 4 місяці тому +436

    I can feel the blue wave rising now that Jon Stewart is coming back into the fight. Steven is pumped. VOTE BLUE!!

    • @keryntaylor3049
      @keryntaylor3049 4 місяці тому +21

      So excited for that! 😀

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому +1

      @@keryntaylor3049 be careful. Stewart has said not a few very odd things over the last few years. He's not the progressive flagpost he once was, or even maybe as sane as he once was.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 4 місяці тому +15

      🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    • @susanfeldman-rm7ht
      @susanfeldman-rm7ht 4 місяці тому

      Oh I thought the same thing he already has months of jokes already 😂😂I respect Jon Stewart for going to Congress on behalf of the 911 Responders, police and firemen to get financial help for their illness they got from ground zero Google it Jon Stewart really was a powerful Messenger 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @guymontag2948
      @guymontag2948 4 місяці тому

      The Democrats need to stop supplying weapons to be used in war crimes if they don't want to sacrifice a lot of votes. I don't think the majority of Americans are pro war crime, do you?

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 4 місяці тому +601

    "This is what Trump loyalty gets you". Let these words serve as a warning to the MAGA cult. Your "messiah" will drop you like a lead sinker.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому

      ... exactly as he treated his own VICE PRESIDENT when they refused to break the law for Trump.

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 4 місяці тому +34

      It's tough when you're an ALPHA MALE and all the thanks you get is security throwing you out for outing Da Boss's Moll. Not that Alina seemed to understand she was outing herself.

    • @TorukMaktoDracarys
      @TorukMaktoDracarys 4 місяці тому

      "IF" I had to choose between MAGA Cult OR the Democrat K k clan, I would definitely choose MAGA, I just can't get past the more than 200 years of Dems Human Rights Abuses, Like Trail of Tears, Slavery, Lynching, Segregation, Jim Crow Laws, Blocking the Republican Championed Civil Rights Act for more than a Decade til LBJ watered it down, just to name a few.

    • @TorukMaktoDracarys
      @TorukMaktoDracarys 4 місяці тому

      Says the person in the Demo K k clan with more than 200 years of Human Rights Abuses.

    • @gimpinmypants
      @gimpinmypants 4 місяці тому +37

      The really sad part is the dummy is still going to vote for his god-emperor.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 3 місяці тому +186

    “….the voters who matter most - his juries.” Solid gold right out of the gate. 👏 👏

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

  • @LeCrenn
    @LeCrenn 3 місяці тому +95

    Man, he’s got some good writers. That joke about disregarding everything after “No” was sterling.

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 3 місяці тому +3

      That was good but man was it dark

  • @user-fj5qf7gt6n
    @user-fj5qf7gt6n 4 місяці тому +106

    That was the young fellas first taste of authoritarianism. How do you think he liked it?

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 4 місяці тому +14

      They need to learn that they will come after them too, not just liberals!!!

    • @cibriis1710
      @cibriis1710 4 місяці тому +9

      He'll get used to it, don't worry

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 місяці тому

      My first taste was Colbert and these guys forcing us to get the 💉

    • @ivanm970
      @ivanm970 4 місяці тому

      @@JohnnyNadawhaaa….??

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ivanm970ignore the Russian troll bots

  • @lunhil12
    @lunhil12 4 місяці тому +376

    I'm a retired union construction worker in NYC and I knew Trump was a scab decades ago.

    • @ericclements9737
      @ericclements9737 3 місяці тому

      The only scabs are the dems in the state of new york and dems in DC most corrupt doj ever in the history of the USA

    • @chrystalweaver618
      @chrystalweaver618 3 місяці тому +6

      Yes baby!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 3 місяці тому

      You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
      You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.
      Hey union guy, how is your math?

    • @StreetTruckinTitan
      @StreetTruckinTitan 3 місяці тому +9

      @@EarthSurferUSA Almost time to drink the CULT45 koolaid Surfer Boy.

    • @samahlan
      @samahlan 3 місяці тому

      @@EarthSurferUSABy having the government tell a woman and her doctor what is best for her own healthcare? And allowing my nation’s capitol to be trashed without repercussion? And threatening elected officials with hanging, hammers and kidnapping? Fascism and lawlessness won’t save us, thank you very much. We’ll take care of things the democratic way.

  • @AlexVanEks
    @AlexVanEks 3 місяці тому +128

    Proud UAW member, and proud of my fellow union members for endorsing Biden! Union strong ✊🏻

    • @gmrrnracr
      @gmrrnracr 3 місяці тому +6

    • @ileneplantone3817
      @ileneplantone3817 3 місяці тому +4

      Absolutely. I loved seeing it.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 місяці тому +2

      SEIU member proud of my fellow workers!

  • @peacenow4456
    @peacenow4456 3 місяці тому +43

    "His juries..." classic! "Ignoring everything after, "'No! '"And I love Stephen and his writers... always on target 🎯

  • @MJ-dq8ik
    @MJ-dq8ik 4 місяці тому +1052

    VOTE and keep Trump far away from White House

    • @MrYoumitube
      @MrYoumitube 4 місяці тому

      It's America...they are immune to common sense.

    • @Voice-fs2ql
      @Voice-fs2ql 4 місяці тому +9

      VOTE and keep Trump and Biden out of the White House, third party all the way.

    • @kamwickw933
      @kamwickw933 4 місяці тому +68

      @@Voice-fs2qlokay, we get it. You want Trump to win.

    • @jdove39
      @jdove39 4 місяці тому +18

      Too bad we can't vote to send him to The Grey Bar Inn!!!

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 4 місяці тому +34

      @@Voice-fs2ql I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 and ended up serving in Iraq. I voted for Jill Stein in 2016 and we ended up with a neglected pandemic that killed three of my family members, a destroyed economy, and a severely politically divided/estranged family.

  • @claudiamcbride9746
    @claudiamcbride9746 4 місяці тому +45

    Being associated with Trump seems to be a first class ticket to jail.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 місяці тому +2

      When does Trump’s ticket finally get punched though!😡

    • @tonyboy7911
      @tonyboy7911 3 місяці тому

      Y’a! Not suspicious at all!!! Everyone around the other candidate is getting arrested!!!! Just business as usual!!!!

  • @electricgigolo
    @electricgigolo 3 місяці тому +4

    As a guy that's worked in construction for decades. A scab is lower than a rat. Once labelled a scab, it seeps into your bones like radiation and it stays. You'll always be known as a scab, no matter which construction site you work on.
    Of all the things to label Trump. Fain absolutely hit the nail on the head.

  • @krakenengineer
    @krakenengineer 3 місяці тому +397

    4 months in jail for attempting to overthrow the US Government, 5 years for sending your child to the wrong school district. Equal justice under the law.

    • @ACoolKidsProduction
      @ACoolKidsProduction 3 місяці тому

      Oh, the four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

    • @FireStormOOO_
      @FireStormOOO_ 3 місяці тому +47

      4 months for refusing to testify before congress. Stay tuned for count two...

    • @Omoloya1
      @Omoloya1 3 місяці тому +22

      Two tier justice system, for REAL for real.

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld 3 місяці тому +35

      And a possible death penalty for having a miscarriage.

    • @VP_A-Team
      @VP_A-Team 3 місяці тому +15

      Tanya McDowell didn't _'send her son to the wrong school district'._ She falsified a residence, but more specifically, it was considered felony larceny as it took more than $15,000 in funds from the Norwalk School District to pay for her son to attend that was not from that district. That charge 'stunk' to me as she was just trying to get her son in school at a time she didn't have an address, according to her. That was in April, 2011. That would not have gotten her jail time, probably probation and a fine with a reduced charge given the circumstances.
      *That was not what got her 5 years.*
      She was arrested and charged two months later for *offering drugs and prostitutes to undercover police officers multiple times,* including once in May leaving her son's birthday party to sell crack. Plus she was arrested in Nov., 2010 prior to the school thing for being in possession of marijuana and crack cocaine.
      McDowell was charged with seven counts in total, including the 'over-charged' felony larceny. McDowell also had a previous record of bank robbery and weapons crimes that got her 18 months in prison a decade earlier.

  • @lynnez.2818
    @lynnez.2818 4 місяці тому +913

    And Navarro might serve his sentence after his appeals go through the courts. The judge let him go home today. If he were poor, he'd be in jail NOW!

    • @roseromans8497
      @roseromans8497 4 місяці тому

      Thats why Steve Bannon is still not serving his prison time. There's your 2 tiered justice system.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 4 місяці тому +5

      Everyone has the right to appeal

    • @redsable6119
      @redsable6119 4 місяці тому +44

      4 Months in Club Fed is nothing, he shoulda got more.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd 4 місяці тому +40

      ​@@garfield2439but not the ability

    • @JohnWinchester3567
      @JohnWinchester3567 4 місяці тому

      Ever hear of bail?

  • @rjd3wine
    @rjd3wine 4 місяці тому +85

    Kicked out of the Dump rally. So much for HIS "freedom of speech".

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 4 місяці тому

      And he'll learn and change nothing, continuing to vote for and give undying support to someone who's too weak to even explain why he kicked him out

    • @jessicazellner7336
      @jessicazellner7336 3 місяці тому +1

      Great point! That’s what we would have to look forward to

  • @ClutchCityRider
    @ClutchCityRider 3 місяці тому +52

    OMFG The “VIBE SESSION” was the best thing EVER, Please continue them on. I almost choked on my oatmeal this morning 😂😂😂 Love You Colbert!! #TheBigOrangeIsDoNe!!

  • @te4186
    @te4186 4 місяці тому +189

    "Which is fitting 'cause the whole trial is the result of Trump disregarding everything after "no"... " That is absolutely fantastic !! That, dear friends, is a 'keeper'...... !!!

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 3 місяці тому +4

      Classic Mr. Colbert:
      BOOM!🎤

    • @alfredbutler7665
      @alfredbutler7665 3 місяці тому

      Ukraine was a Money embezzlement scam and you fell for it. Good job failing the IQ test.

    • @philwright2480
      @philwright2480 3 місяці тому

      Because, not cause

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

    • @alfredbutler7665
      @alfredbutler7665 3 місяці тому

      @@kasper7203 only stupid people fight over primitive religions that aren’t real

  • @VencottOutdoors
    @VencottOutdoors 4 місяці тому +201

    Everything after no is why he is in court 😂😂😂

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 4 місяці тому +120

    "This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world."
    --Someone Who Just Learned Irony

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 4 місяці тому +6

      Its a big oof...mans didn't learn anything probably, but we can hope he figured out irony *this time* .

  • @user-wi6cv6ko8l
    @user-wi6cv6ko8l 3 місяці тому +57

    The writers of tonight's episode were killing it! Get them a raise!

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

    • @user-wi6cv6ko8l
      @user-wi6cv6ko8l 3 місяці тому

      @@kasper7203Totally agree.

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      @@user-wi6cv6ko8l Thank you. Remember when it comes time to vote. The entire world hope the US population will d the right thing and show the politicians that neither candidate is acceptable

  • @Rav0000000
    @Rav0000000 3 місяці тому +36

    I vote to make the "Vibe Session" a regular bit! I loved it.

  • @camelshit-on-the-walls446
    @camelshit-on-the-walls446 4 місяці тому +138

    Some fun trivia surrounding the word "trumpery" :
    -Nonsense; twaddle.
    -Of little or no value; trifling, worthless; rubbishy; trashy.
    -Attractive articles of little value or use.
    -Practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth.
    -Showy but worthless.
    -Delusive or shallow.
    "Trumpery derives from the Middle English trompery and ultimately from the Middle French tromper, meaning "to deceive." Trumpery first appeared in English in the mid-15th century with the meanings "deceit or fraud" (a sense that is now obsolete) and "worthless nonsense." Less than 100 years later, it was being applied to material objects of little or no value. The verb phrase trump up means "to concoct with the intent to deceive"."
    *- All of the above is taken from the Merriam Webster Dictionary*
    While the word "trump", means *fart* in English slang.

    • @victoriasmith8570
      @victoriasmith8570 4 місяці тому +22

      That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing! You gave me a chuckle.

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 4 місяці тому

      And that's one of the reasons Republicans are trying to ban the dictionary.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 місяці тому +1

      And all while it was changed from Drumpf. They literally can’t do a damn thing right (except lose).

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 4 місяці тому +13

      Perfect definition of him.

    • @HopskotchBunny
      @HopskotchBunny 4 місяці тому +13

      I vote for fart as my favorite *

  • @kathiwilson1169
    @kathiwilson1169 4 місяці тому +71

    I want to see him in jail. Not a puff prison. No pardon either!

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 місяці тому +2

      The same level of prison as anyone else committing same crimes would be sent to!

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 4 місяці тому

      Unfortunately, he will be confined to house arrest at one of his clubs. He will have a mental breakdown. Though not from the 18 hole golf course privileges being taken away because he will still have 1 - 2 hours recreation time at a one hole putting green. The further mental downward spiral instead resulting from no longer having the ability to crash wedding parties.

    • @Mycatsname
      @Mycatsname 4 місяці тому

      @@nomenclature9373if he goes into house arrest then there’s no hope for America. America has based its whole society on the rule of law instead of the pomp and ceremony of the Monarchy. The great experiment. I hope that he goes away and never gets out.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 4 місяці тому

      I wouldn’t mind it if he slipped and fell and …oops, gone.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 4 місяці тому

      @@nomenclature9373Nah. Judges make the call for alternate sentencing and their guidelines. And that’s towards criminals they don’t get sass from. If he does, he’ll be found to violate house-arrest orders and will need prison to keep him from wondering off into traffic. 😂

  • @DrEsky914
    @DrEsky914 3 місяці тому +25

    Louis Cato being a cool cat in the background of the vibe was pure gold!! Great laugh for the morning!

    • @lynndanielson4172
      @lynndanielson4172 3 місяці тому +1

      He had me tapping a toe and snapping a finger😸

  • @jared6470
    @jared6470 3 місяці тому +13

    “You’re drowning in dough but you don’t feel it yet because it’s not yet…bread” took me out ha. Vibe session was great

  • @PaulStSmith
    @PaulStSmith 4 місяці тому +112

    Y’all know what to do, right?
    VOTE! 💙
    Vote as if your life - nay, our country - depend on it.
    Because, this time, it does.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 4 місяці тому +12

      💯💯💯💯💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @aWOKEn1445
      @aWOKEn1445 4 місяці тому +4

      It does!!!

    • @TBMODB
      @TBMODB 3 місяці тому +1

      🌊

  • @godlessqueertheywarnedyouabout
    @godlessqueertheywarnedyouabout 4 місяці тому +989

    Trump's presidential campaign is *also* him ignoring everything after most voters told him "no" twice

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 4 місяці тому

      He didn’t just ignore us, he tried stealing our election from us!

    • @martabubnich904
      @martabubnich904 4 місяці тому +76

      And he is getting another NO in November. 😊

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 4 місяці тому +7

      @@martabubnich904He’s definitely not if he’s against Sleepy Joe again. (Please prove me wrong)

    • @aliceinwonderland887
      @aliceinwonderland887 4 місяці тому +23

      He has not quite formed a scab yet he still he has an open festering wound.

    • @alioxinfree
      @alioxinfree 4 місяці тому +6

      Some version of this punchline is the winning slogan.

  • @JoePlett
    @JoePlett 4 місяці тому +26

    The usual greatness, but huge props to the band for keeping straight faces! 😎

  • @johnzuska7429
    @johnzuska7429 3 місяці тому +31

    Stephen is such an accomplished actor and versatile comic!! A great pleasure to watch and listen. Enormous value added to the news stories.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 місяці тому +163

    Now I'm just a normal person, never been to law school or any of that stuff....but I'm pretty sure Habba lying about an illness so her client couldn't testify for a day or two to win a primary has to break some law on the books.

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL 4 місяці тому +24

      F.S. 837.012 Perjury when not in an official proceeding
      However, under these circumstances, Florida law provides that this type of perjury is a first-degree misdemeanor carrying a penalty of up to 1 year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
      *Apologiesthis is in regard to his case in New York. I'm not nearly as familiar with the law there. That being said it's still likely to have some measure of penalty. At the very least I could see it getting the bar to revoke her license to practice there.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 4 місяці тому +10

      You'd think the judge would've held in contempt something but not a damn thing.

    • @aliceinwonderland887
      @aliceinwonderland887 4 місяці тому +11

      ye but right now we can let them slide... once he's convicted. Get em all even those damn senators and house representatives who were in on it.

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 4 місяці тому +10

      @@MajorHenryL It's not perjury, she wasn't testifying under oath..
      Not illegal, but it IS unethical. The Bar will be having a look-see...along with many other items they'll be taking a dive into surrounding her courtroom antics
      Judge Kaplan will surely be sending along some notes to the NYBA

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому +7

      @@TheUluxian lying to a judge is indeed at the very least considered contempt of court in every courtroom in the US. the judge can exercise discretion... but they can also be disbarred if it they refuse to do so too often. it's happened before.

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 4 місяці тому +151

    Haley got 47%! MTG blew a fuse!

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 4 місяці тому +22

      Fuse is the name of her 15 year old boyfriend

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 4 місяці тому

      And in typical dirty maga fashion, Large Marge claimed it was rigged

    • @aliceinwonderland887
      @aliceinwonderland887 4 місяці тому +8

      @@disastermaster1413 poor kid

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 4 місяці тому

      Have you seen ABC and CBS reporting showing Democrats came in voting for her in a Rep vote
      I starting to think us Democrats are taking cheating to a bigger level

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 4 місяці тому +12

      @@disastermaster1413 Sick...yet still hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Well played!

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 3 місяці тому +14

    I love how the entire band was wearing sunglasses during Stephen's Vibe Session

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 3 місяці тому +13

    Keep up the excellent work, Stephen! You are helping us keep a sense of humor, which nowadays is a survival skill. Good job, buddy!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 місяці тому +209

    The voters that matter most: his juries. 🤣

    • @uosdwisrdewoh418
      @uosdwisrdewoh418 4 місяці тому +9

      Yes. That was the joke he opened with.

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you 4 місяці тому +4

      But we appreciate the caption

    • @Akbonkster
      @Akbonkster 4 місяці тому +3

      @@ttacking_youhard disagree. Posting punchlines should be grounds for being punched.

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 4 місяці тому

      Question is, will Trump's attornies remember to check the "by jury" box when they file.... Carroll soaked up 5 million and rumor has it, 30-100 million might be awarded early next week.

    • @vegasromaniac
      @vegasromaniac 4 місяці тому

      Great joke

  • @wandamundy1759
    @wandamundy1759 4 місяці тому +11

    It makes me laugh that people keep saying Joe Biden is "too old" - to do a job at which he is OBVIOUSLY EXCELLING !!

  • @RLSchanneltwo
    @RLSchanneltwo 3 місяці тому +7

    Stephen Colbert = National Treasure 🥰

  • @cruzjenkins8911
    @cruzjenkins8911 3 місяці тому +6

    You guys have been on fire with these Trump jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cactustree505
    @cactustree505 4 місяці тому +844

    Trump disregarding everything after "No" --- spit my drink out laughing!!!

    • @yvonnemoore7588
      @yvonnemoore7588 4 місяці тому +8

      😂

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 місяці тому +8

      That joke does not work. It is disregarding the no and basing your actions on the wilful disregard of the victims wishes that is the problem. What is there to disregard but the no?

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 3 місяці тому +25

      ​@@Jartran72 What the hell are you talking about? It's not a joke. That's what happened.
      Trump was only supposed to answer "yes" or "no" -- The judge said to disregard everything _after_ the "yes" or "no" because Trump was rambling like the geriatric narcissist he is -- what can you possibly be confused about?

    • @SimonFrack
      @SimonFrack 3 місяці тому +8

      @@johnsmithe4656The joke is about the assault.
      It doesn’t quite work because Trump disregarded the word “No”, not everything said after “No”.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 3 місяці тому +4

      @@SimonFrack I think you're confused. Watch the video again.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 4 місяці тому +2225

    Trump going to prison would be all the vibe 2024 could ever want!

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 4 місяці тому

      I agree, and keep Biden in, i wanna see how much more we can destroy America in record time
      THis MAGA and keep America the focus for Americans is stupid
      REMOVE all borders welfare for all illegals
      Im with you Let's jail Trump

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 4 місяці тому +59

      Code name ; Chester Cheato

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 4 місяці тому +44

      Code name ; Honey Buns

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 4 місяці тому +57

      Code name ; Prison Tan

    • @KeithWF
      @KeithWF 4 місяці тому +60

      The biggest boon to alcohol sales worldwide as people everywhere celebrate.

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 3 місяці тому +11

    That vibe session - is there nothing Colbert can't do?!?

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 3 місяці тому +7

    Louis in the background, looking cool and trying not to laugh during the Vibe Session, made my week 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @olufemiagbato8519
    @olufemiagbato8519 4 місяці тому +1652

    That Trump fan being booted and realizing how f'd Trump world is, was precious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 4 місяці тому +71

      I figure he must've scrolled his camera across the audience and it showed how empty the building was. 😂

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 4 місяці тому +61

      Ohhh he knew all he time. He just did not realize how easy is being thrown overboard.

    • @Aspartame69
      @Aspartame69 4 місяці тому

      So, solid economy, global stability, outbreak of peace in the middle east is f'd up, but absolute economic collapse, america relegated geopolitically, chaos all over africa and the middle east under biden is totally fine.
      Were heading towards WW3 because other powers recognised bidens inadequacy during the afghan withdrawal.

    • @mn4169
      @mn4169 4 місяці тому +39

      he felt the trump vibe

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 4 місяці тому +46

      They all figure it out... Usually a little too late though

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 місяці тому +373

    Trump lasted twice as long (3 minutes on the stand) as his time with Stormy Daniels (90 seconds).

  • @mikekolokowsky
    @mikekolokowsky 4 місяці тому +20

    “No wonder Janet’s… yellin’.”
    That was great.

  • @alexandralibin5131
    @alexandralibin5131 3 місяці тому +7

    Brilliant monolog Stephen.

  • @vickiep4217
    @vickiep4217 4 місяці тому +839

    Trump loyalty. Perfect example of an oxymoron.

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 4 місяці тому

      agreed, im all in for Biden i HATE America and love this border open and we are at the office betting on how fast we can hit 40 trillion national DEBT
      BRING DOWN AMERICA !!!!
      Vote BIDEN and smaller office DEMS...AMERICA MUST FALLL!!!!!!
      Its the only way we can remove Trump and other republic thinking people
      Communism/Socialism or nothing
      It worked amazing for Cuba, China, and Vietnam why can't we do the same?

    • @laseourable
      @laseourable 4 місяці тому

      Or, just a moron.

    • @Treebard
      @Treebard 4 місяці тому

      And... just a moron.🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kjpcgaming9296
      @kjpcgaming9296 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, Trump's on Oxy leading a bunch of Morons LOL Dont' know why that's funny but on the news today they had a report about people in the Trump whitehouse doing drugs - big time.

    • @tonib5899
      @tonib5899 4 місяці тому

      An oxymoron of morons, oh the irony(which they probably think is a metal).

  • @davidneufeld26
    @davidneufeld26 4 місяці тому +287

    Make Vibe Sessions with Colbert a thing. Nailed it.

    • @MacUser2-il2cx
      @MacUser2-il2cx 4 місяці тому +14

      I was groovin' with it.

    • @gratefulone6669
      @gratefulone6669 4 місяці тому +17

      I was diggin it. He's a real cool cat 😊✌️
      (i smiled thru da whole thing, esp since I luv jazz 😁)

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 4 місяці тому +5

      I couldn’t even recognize him until he broke character!

    • @wordeye
      @wordeye 4 місяці тому +1

      👍👍

    • @malteschaper3782
      @malteschaper3782 4 місяці тому +9

      This came out of nowhere and was a thing of beauty!

  • @AndreaALenze
    @AndreaALenze 3 місяці тому +31

    I’ve been a union worker most of my adult life and I’ve learned this: if you’re working class or middle class you vote Republican if you care about culture war stuff and you vote Democratic if you care about making a living.

    • @nancyshelton2525
      @nancyshelton2525 3 місяці тому

      Republicans for culture war????
      Racists, bigots, frauds & rapists?

  • @frogdogink4415
    @frogdogink4415 4 місяці тому +6

    Thanks to All the Americans who are Standing up for this country. 😎🇺🇲

  • @patwo9719
    @patwo9719 4 місяці тому +248

    Four months in prison is just a slap on the wrist. He should have sentenced to far more for such a treasonous act.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 3 місяці тому +10

      Glad you see it as well….for the elites, the justice system is a joke!

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 місяці тому +9

      Not only that, but 4 months in a white collar prison, which is basically a house. What a joke your justice system is

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 3 місяці тому +6

      That’s why Trump should go to jail and not get home confinement in his resort.

    • @ACoolKidsProduction
      @ACoolKidsProduction 3 місяці тому

      The four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

    • @jondaniel6948
      @jondaniel6948 3 місяці тому +1

      you're illuminating your general lack of knowledge on the subject if you think Trump is going to spend time behind bars 😅

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 місяці тому +54

    Peter Navarro’s arch-enemy, the “Anarchy Princess” (a.k.a. the Whistle Lady), was there again to thwart his press conference. She’s the hero that the world needs against Peter Navarro.

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 4 місяці тому +6

      The cowbell was great too.

  • @randomstuff-qu7sh
    @randomstuff-qu7sh 3 місяці тому +3

    I think the reason for the economic pessimism is because perception doesn’t care about statistics. My pay gives me less purchasing power now than it did 2 years ago. Corporations are still doing massive layoffs. It still feels like workers are getting a bad deal, even as businesses report record profits.

  • @debrawilliams2878
    @debrawilliams2878 3 місяці тому +5

    Omg I love Stephen Colbert all the time but this was extra good. God bless him.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 4 місяці тому +2047

    I'm a union worker, and I've supported Biden from well before I joined the union. Mr. Fain's speech was stirring, and made me want to see him and people like him all over the campaign trail.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 4 місяці тому

      Trump is a scab. Tell us how you really feel, Mr Fein. Yours in solidarity!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    • @susanfeldman-rm7ht
      @susanfeldman-rm7ht 4 місяці тому +153

      My Dad was a pipe fitter for 33 years for US Steel and thank God for the Union

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 4 місяці тому

      President Joe _Stood With_ Workers.
      Ex-Pres Donald *BLAMED* Workers.

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 4 місяці тому +133

      @@susanfeldman-rm7ht We need more unions and stronger ones. I grew up in a family in which all the men worked in the steel mill at one time or another and all I heard as a little kid was the unions. Yes, if it weren't for the union no one would pay attention to people who built this country. I was grateful to have this young education. When I graduated from HS it was the first year they let 18 year olds vote and lots of kids didn't know the difference between Dem and Rep but I always knew and I still am a die hard union Dem. Although I doubt there are many of us around anymore.

    • @The_Swordfish
      @The_Swordfish 4 місяці тому

      Joe biden is one of the most pro union presidents ever while trump holds fake union rallys while bashing unions

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 місяці тому +183

    Give it up for Mr. Louis Cato leading that beatnik audience snap-along like a boss!

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 4 місяці тому +5

      The double bass player woman was playing the double bass. And Joe was playing the snare and the cymbals, gently.

  • @beasy8991
    @beasy8991 3 місяці тому +3

    "This is how they treat loyalty in Trump World. 😢"
    DUH, where tf have you been, Quattrucci?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 3 місяці тому +1

      They have to learn everything the hard way.

  • @natemansur
    @natemansur 3 місяці тому +5

    Mad respect for the band being able to keep a straight face for that bit

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 місяці тому +563

    Amazing to me how Trump's attorney actually passed the NY state bar. Especially considering she got her law degree at Trump University.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому +1

      of further note to that story... The RICO charges filed against Trump for what he did with the money he laundered with that university... were dropped when he was elected POTUS in 2015. He's always been a conman, from a conman family. runs in his blood.

    • @threadbarerag336
      @threadbarerag336 4 місяці тому +10

      Probably passed by one point.

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 4 місяці тому +25

      She thinks she's important and qualified. How does she not know that nobody else wanted the job? All the 'GOOD', high-powered, legit attorneys would not TOUCH a Trump case. Everybody else knows it, how does she not know it? --- She was simply the only option left.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 4 місяці тому +27

      @@kathleenr4047 Pretty sure she's only doing this for her future tell-all book she no doubt is writing right now.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 4 місяці тому +38

      Judging by Habba's behavior it doesn't seem like she passes too many bars.

  • @LincolnWorld
    @LincolnWorld 4 місяці тому +83

    Stephen is such a nuanced and multi-talented entertainer. Stay healthy Stephen, we need you!

  • @crystalsoulslayer
    @crystalsoulslayer 3 місяці тому +3

    Shoutout to the band for not breaking _once_ during the Vibe Session bit. Consummate professionalism and absolutely hilarious.

  • @lynndanielson4172
    @lynndanielson4172 3 місяці тому +3

    Long time fan, first time posting. Vibe Session may be the best thing I've seen you do. Loved it!

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 4 місяці тому +629

    Apparently it's wrong to think people who tried to stay in power by force shouldn't be allowed on the ballot.

    • @davidblackburn3396
      @davidblackburn3396 4 місяці тому +28

      ​@@johnjylanne7100 You actually believe that? You're really that naive? What an easy mark you are.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 місяці тому

      @@johnjylanne7100 Except there is no evidence to support such a claim especially when we'll known pro-Trump pundits were bragging about going to DC to stop the certification on social media.

    • @johnjylanne7100
      @johnjylanne7100 4 місяці тому

      I don't normally watch Colbert, but you seem to. I can tell.@@davidblackburn3396

    • @patton3338
      @patton3338 4 місяці тому

      @@johnjylanne7100 Hey John, how are ya gonna feel once Trump's in prison and Biden wins reelection?
      Tick Tock buddy, it's coming and you can't stop it. 😘

    • @Aspartame69
      @Aspartame69 4 місяці тому

      @@davidblackburn3396 Its on video. Its the same guys who turn up to far right rallies in masks only to be chased off by proudboys who realise they are there to smear them.

  • @cheeseheadfiddle
    @cheeseheadfiddle 4 місяці тому +175

    Please have Shawn Fein on the show as a guest. His speech was absolutely amazing.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 4 місяці тому +2

      Forgive my ignorance, I do not know this gentleman. What strikes me is his name which is oddly reminiscent of Sinn Fein the Irish Republican Army founded in 1918 to keep the British out of Ireland and continue to protest the division of Ireland.
      Sinn Fein (pronounced as shawn fine) roughly translates to “We Ourselves”.
      I definitely need to learn about this man!
      All the best!

    • @zernebock73
      @zernebock73 4 місяці тому +1

      @@annenelson5656 Shawn Fein and his lovely girlfriend; Fiona Gayle

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship 4 місяці тому +3

    The man demands loyalty, then kicks you to the curb as soon as you’re no longer useful to him. And *that’s* who the GOP is nominating for President

  • @virginia6793
    @virginia6793 3 місяці тому +30

    I don't care if Joe Biden has to be wheeled around in a bed. He has done a great job, and he's a class act.

  • @mikeschmitty4438
    @mikeschmitty4438 4 місяці тому +294

    I like coming to Stephen's monologues to get the truth in the news...

    • @treybrzezowski3259
      @treybrzezowski3259 4 місяці тому

      Here's some truth for you then: Joe Biden Bypassed Congress to send another $14 *Billion* to Israel to bomb another hospital full of innocent civilians, leading to the ever-climbing Palestinian Death Toll which as of last Friday was soaring past 22 Thousand. For comparison, the number of victims on October 7th was 1700.
      Our President is funding a fucking genocide rather than using that money to fix all the problems over here. Homelessness would no longer be a thing if we used that $14 Billion to build houses for everyone.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@johnjylanne7100oh boy....😂 bud just no...

    • @stephenberndl2939
      @stephenberndl2939 4 місяці тому +9

      Right ....Colbert, Meyers, Kimmel, and John Stewart coming back on the today show .. comedians give the most honest monologs

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 місяці тому +9

      @@johnjylanne7100 "Reality has a well known liberal bias."
      it's true... and you know who said that? go ahead, look it up.

    • @lizgauthier4316
      @lizgauthier4316 4 місяці тому +3

      Me too 😅

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 4 місяці тому +113

    "This is how they treat loyalty in Trumpworld".
    Very good, bud. It only took you about 8 years to learn what the rest of us already knew.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 3 місяці тому +6

      Red hats are very slow learners sigh...

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 3 місяці тому

      The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 3 місяці тому

      The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 3 місяці тому

      The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

    • @eringo-bragh4243
      @eringo-bragh4243 3 місяці тому

      And yet he was back with a video sucking....

  • @david-wj3wq
    @david-wj3wq 3 місяці тому +2

    This is how they treat loyalty in trump world...correct😂😂😂

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield 3 місяці тому

    Is there NO END to Stephen Colbert's Musical TALENT!!!? Dancing, bongos, the WORKS!

  • @archermadsen7744
    @archermadsen7744 4 місяці тому +256

    Stephen is a crucial voice for the American left. His monologues in the evening are a welcome break from the insanity of the far right.

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 3 місяці тому +30

      I would say he's a voice for the reasonably sane American. Most sane Americans actually like the constitution and wouldn't want insurrectionists to take over the government

    • @traviscutler9912
      @traviscutler9912 3 місяці тому

      WHY CORPORATE JOE IS SO UNPOPULAR.
      Joe Biden purposely made student debt relief fail on a technicality as he knew it would be overturned by the supreme Court. That way, he could force young voters to come out to the polls a third time with the carrot and stick hanging over their heads. A $15 minimum wage was completely ignored by a made-up parliamentarian. Joe Biden promised a public healthcare option but now never mentions it. Refugee kids are still dying in detention centers at the border. Biden has given more gas and oil exploration permits than Trump. Joe Biden helped break the back of the railroad workers union. Joe Biden has continued a proxy war against Russia and most importantly unequivocally supports Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza which pushes us to the brink of nuclear Armageddon. And on and on and on and on....
      These undeniable facts are why the president is so unpopular because the broader electorate understands that he works for corporations, not them. Obviously the Republicans are fascist, but the Democrats through their corporate corrupt complicity are sleepwalking us into this grim future. Sadly, Corporate Joe's sole purpose is to block progressive energy and the DNC is perfectly fine with Trump being president so long as Americans never get universal healthcare.
      The system works.

    • @MartaWomack
      @MartaWomack 3 місяці тому +8

      Very true! He's a gift.

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 3 місяці тому

      You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering.
      You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

    • @anitamartini5144
      @anitamartini5144 3 місяці тому +3

      Colbert is speaking on behalf of ALL AMERICANS and the health of our collective democracy (not just one side)

  • @ilovefountainpens2938
    @ilovefountainpens2938 4 місяці тому +179

    As a Canadian, it’s terrifying that the states might have ‘Daddy’s Disappointment’ as president again.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 місяці тому +5

      Can we come?

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 4 місяці тому

      I assure y’all up north, Biden will see a second term.
      Only a complete fuck up gets one term.
      3 in my lifetime.
      President Carter was sabotaged, by Republicans. Like they are trying to do now with Biden. But now we have internet.
      The second President to see one term was President George HW Bush, and last but “very least of them all” ex President Dong Trummkopf.

    • @Flamenco1313
      @Flamenco1313 4 місяці тому +15

      Terrified doesn’t even come close to how it feels!

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 4 місяці тому +11

      If Trump gets reelected call it the United States of Amnesia.

    • @SJC49
      @SJC49 4 місяці тому

      Terrifying and just so totally unbelievable. Americans - wake up - your country is becoming a dangerous laughing stock. Democrats get out and vote. Republicans, PLEASE wake up!🇨🇦

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 3 місяці тому +2

    Stephen keep going all you comic’s have a huge job ahead of you in the next year and the presidency.🙏🏼❤️

  • @jsdaglio1103
    @jsdaglio1103 3 місяці тому

    Mr. Colbert! You are a Hero of American politics!!!

  • @tgardenchicken1780
    @tgardenchicken1780 4 місяці тому +44

    A bad day for tfg, a good day for America.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 місяці тому

      Funny how that works

    • @brc8387
      @brc8387 4 місяці тому

      May his grave never go an hour urine free and never feel the cool shade of a visit from a loved one or friend. He won’t be missed by anyone who matters.

  • @BANGbucketHEAD
    @BANGbucketHEAD 4 місяці тому +24

    4 months is such a weak sentence for his part.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 4 місяці тому +3

      I concur. He will get timed serve. And not sit one minute in a cell.

    • @genjii931
      @genjii931 3 місяці тому

      ​@@8arrowsHe hasn't served any time yet.

    • @sharonwalberg5438
      @sharonwalberg5438 3 місяці тому

      They gave the ibsurrectionists years in prison. Where are all those in Congress and Senate who helped with Jan. 6th and Trump. The leaders should be in jail too ! Funny show! Steven I love your impressions of Trump!

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 3 місяці тому

      @@genjii931 I know he hasn’t served time yet. But once it starts. They might just let him out super early, and calling it time served. The dude only got 4 months. He waited longer than that to be tried in court.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa 4 місяці тому +4

    “This is how they treat loyalty in trump world”
    Uh yeah the rest of us figured that out from all his indicted former employees and how he never pays anyone.

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank you for your coverage of bidenomics - funny, comprehensive and easily digestible to those that find those issues difficult to follow 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @jameswilliams3051
    @jameswilliams3051 4 місяці тому +206

    Lock him up

    • @wargodsix
      @wargodsix 4 місяці тому

      Make America great again trump for prison still nothing found on hunters laptop or Hilary’s servers

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes, lock Stephen colbert up

    • @jandjhroco
      @jandjhroco 4 місяці тому +13

      @@disastermaster1413 enlighten us what he did wrong

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 4 місяці тому +9

      @@jandjhrocoit’s a troll. Ignore them.

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 4 місяці тому +13

      @@disastermaster1413 "My, what original and witty banter. Your parents must be so proud of you, disaster!"
      ...said no one. ever

  • @MWorsa
    @MWorsa 4 місяці тому +164

    Always love his Biden impersonation 😎

  • @jeanlowrie-chin4648
    @jeanlowrie-chin4648 3 місяці тому +3

    This single show is Emmy worthy! 🎉

  • @Kerryatter
    @Kerryatter 3 місяці тому

    I love Stephen Colbert. He’s savage and I’m here for it!

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 4 місяці тому +6

    It's been 8 years, when will people stop voting for the "face eating tigers" party, even after their faces have been eaten??

  • @markphc99
    @markphc99 4 місяці тому +13

    Trump should have been jailed for contempt of court - he was given clear instructions not to comment on the case

  • @elimgarak7330
    @elimgarak7330 4 місяці тому +2

    So I'm assuming that the reason that Quattrucci was kicked out of the party was based on their assumption that doing so would allow them to claim that Quattrucci was not there, and perhaps that they could pretend that the picture was taken somewhere and somewhen else? But then it completely backfired when he livestreamed the expulsion? And so we should be laughing even harder?

  • @thesilverhedgehog
    @thesilverhedgehog 3 місяці тому +2

    That "custody of their kids" joke? Sick burn on my dad!😂

  • @camelshit-on-the-walls446
    @camelshit-on-the-walls446 4 місяці тому +58

    Nothing matters to the cult though.
    Whether trump whines & claims pristine innocence and sainthood, making himself out as being the poor persecuted & abused victim,
    or whether trump gloats & claims to be the biggest toughest smartest & most reckless criminal the world has ever seen,
    or whether he does both, and then some;
    they will cheer and applaud, defend him and boast of him, and continue to send him their children's savings.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 місяці тому

      Because they’re a bunch of delicate snowflakes who will blindly follow him off a cliff

    • @Stella14u
      @Stella14u 3 місяці тому

      "...making himself out as being the poor persecuted & abused victim" is exactly how he "caught" them in his net. They watched him for years on TV, and he figured out that they loved what he did, throwing people under the bus because they believe they're persecuted and abused victims which makes them angry of their situation in life. They took on Trump's persona, the type of character that a person seems to have, which is often from their real or private character different, and through him made them believe that they had the power in themselves to do whatever they wanted, and turned it against anyone who didn't feel the same way that they did. Trump is a coward and the only way to be able to get through life is to become a bully, to "appear" to be strong and smash people to the ground. You choose to be a punching bag, or gather your courage and take a swing at the bully, which scares the bully. Whether you win or lose, the bully has lost face because you've challenged him, so that bully finds someone else to terrorize, to use their power in order to control them and feel self-important.

    • @traviscutler9912
      @traviscutler9912 3 місяці тому

      WHY CORPORATE JOE IS SO UNPOPULAR.
      Joe Biden purposely made student debt relief fail on a technicality as he knew it would be overturned by the supreme Court. That way, he could force young voters to come out to the polls a third time with the carrot and stick hanging over their heads. A $15 minimum wage was completely ignored by a made-up parliamentarian. Joe Biden promised a public healthcare option but now never mentions it. Refugee kids are still dying in detention centers at the border. Biden has given more gas and oil exploration permits than Trump. Joe Biden helped break the back of the railroad workers union. Joe Biden has continued a proxy war against Russia and most importantly unequivocally supports Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza which pushes us to the brink of nuclear Armageddon. And on and on and on and on....
      These undeniable facts are why the president is so unpopular because the broader electorate understands that he works for corporations, not them. Obviously the Republicans are fascist, but the Democrats through their corporate corrupt complicity are sleepwalking us into this grim future. Sadly, Corporate Joe's sole purpose is to block progressive energy and the DNC is perfectly fine with Trump being president so long as Americans never get universal healthcare.
      The system works.

  • @JohnM51982
    @JohnM51982 4 місяці тому +63

    Easily best monologue of the year. Colbert on the bongos, awesome.

  • @bluemalibu
    @bluemalibu 3 місяці тому

    You are AWESOME, Stephen Colbert!!!

  • @jakeryan9469
    @jakeryan9469 3 місяці тому +1

    "Beep! Beep! I'm a truck, Jack." is something I'll be grinning about all day.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 місяці тому +152

    Donnie calls Nikki 'bird brain'... but wishes he could have the brain of a sparrow...

    • @itsajahthing
      @itsajahthing 4 місяці тому

      Classic coming from a Twitter mongrel...

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah he DOES bite the big one, don't he?

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 4 місяці тому +9

      Hope he flies around a wind farm.

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 4 місяці тому +2

      He needs to be like the "Go away bird" and just go away.

    • @M0UAW_IO83
      @M0UAW_IO83 4 місяці тому

      I guess 'bird brain' could actually be a compliment if you've a brain as small as Trump's

  • @jstnxprsn
    @jstnxprsn 4 місяці тому +55

    Freakin' on fire tonight. Can't stop laughing. Thanks Stephen, I needed that.

  • @DarkHorse-bp3xf
    @DarkHorse-bp3xf 3 місяці тому +3

    He needs to be in jail. Period.

  • @brucejamiesn3802
    @brucejamiesn3802 3 місяці тому +1

    LOVE THE VIBE SESSION! I hope so. Construction is slower this January than in the past.

  • @deborahcorso940
    @deborahcorso940 4 місяці тому +87

    That Vibe Sesh was epic 😂 🙌🏾🕶️

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 4 місяці тому +153

    Damn tonight's jokes were savage. Goldilocks Bidenomics is the only vibe I'm on. That vibe session was amazing. Loved it.

    • @trollpolice
      @trollpolice 3 місяці тому +1

      My receipt from the super mkt says Bidenomics so no bueno jack

    • @kasper7203
      @kasper7203 3 місяці тому

      🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 3 місяці тому

      Some people aren't feeling the vibe because they watch Fox entertainment and believe what they're told ("crime and inflation are out of control" despite statistics showing that isn't true). The rest of us are uneasy because we still have repubes in the House and Senate that are actively trying to destroy the economy and create chaos instead of getting things done, because they believe it will help rump.

  • @annepankau8329
    @annepankau8329 3 місяці тому +2

    Love the Beat session.

  • @joijencuyah2345
    @joijencuyah2345 3 місяці тому +1

    Cool bongo vibes! You're rockin' Stephen!