Meanwhile... UK's Overpriced Ice Cream | Microplastics In Testicles | 706 Kyles In One Place
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Meanwhile... A little girl in the UK had a lot to say about the price of ice cream, a study found microplastics present in human and canine testicles, and hundreds of people named Kyle gathered in a failed attempt to set a world record.
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That little British gal is my new hero. “Bet he can hear me!!!” You go girl.
'Bloody' terrifying.
@@UberLummox Bloody 'ell mate!
LMAO I watched it three times, she is fantastic!!!! I am going to watch it again, LOVE HER!!!
Yet, the exact same thing from a 30 year-old gets the "Karen" label. Hmm.
@@robr177 LMAO this was a little kid making a great point not asking for the manager and NOT screaming at the employees NOT EVEN CLOSE to a 30 year old Karen
" bet he could hear meehhh!?!?😂😂😂😂. I love, love, love that little girl. She's adorably angry.
Bet that means????? Plz my mother tongue is not English...? May you please explain???
@@MrUgly-gb8nr She was saying "I bet he can hear me!". It means she hopes he can hear that she is not happy with him.
@MrUgly-gb8nr she was criticizing him and was basically saying she didn't care if he heard her. That's kinda what I inferred from it.
Indeed she's huggingly cute and adorable. 😊
Not true. Its an english expression. It has to do with betting. So she is saying that she will have a bet with her aunt. If he can hear her she wins if her aunt bets he cant. A wager@@tony2shanks
"He only does bloody card. Stood there with my cash!" I can relate, little girl, I can relate.
Isn't it usually the other way around?
@@TheInkPitOx That's true, but I've seen both. And both is bad.
@@TheInkPitOx no, they don't want to be rob, of cash.
Children can't have cards and would have to ask their parents every single time they buy ice cream so children can't secretly buy ice cream or just buy for themselves. Who is the ice cream seller even gonna sell ice cream for then? Quite a lot of parents these days don't even want to buy their kids any sweets after all.
bloody hell
I have watched that little girl at least a dozen times. Love her.
Only a dozen..lol
Same here!
She got an iconic rant going there!
I love her twin sister. When the girl starts talking check out the sisters face. She knows what's coming. 😂
That "bet he can hear meh!" was just the cherry on top 😂
estaba indignada 🤣🤣🤣
She is a celebrity already.
It's the "Yeah, bet he can hear me!" Absolutely love her!
It's when she says "He should know!" The sage wisdom of the ages!
That got me too 🤣🤣🤣
That girl is 100% right! £9 for 2 ice creams! What a rip off!
And doesn't accept cash.
$11.50 is a damn ripoff
I predict this little hot shot calling out gross capitalism will go on to become a rip-roaring politician fighting for the little people.
She was ready to pay them if they accepted cash. So, much for the "smart" girl.
9 squid for two tiddlywinks. Oi that's a load of rubbish. Blimey. I don't know how to speak Bri'ish.
“Stood there with my cash!” fucking kills me because I had this experience just this evening on the bus. 😭😂 I hope she goes on to make waves.
I think she pronounced it "stood there wiv my cash!!"
Wiv me cash. 😂
@@imadkhachan5639 UA-cam lets me translate your comment into English. You might be surprised to hear that what you actually said was "Cash in marriage." Look I don't make the rules here.
Ah, so that's what "little girls are made of sugar and spite" means.
And her twin sister lets her do all the talking lol. She did try to chime in in the beginning before her sister went off and she just laughed with her mum
Bet he can hear me 😂😂
No girl , The world is hearing you😂
"Bloody well bad!" Her fully righteous and fervent indignation speaks for all confronted with injustice and is, IMHO, the best thing EVER.
The 'camera person' certainly added to it with her spot on way with it all!
That's the most adorable angry child I've ever seen...
She looks exactly like a future true Karen. Even the gestures are a classic Karenism manner.
If she decides to move across the pond I say we give her a place as the lead of the CFPB.
Scary AF.
Someone get her an internship with Elizabeth Warren
It's the genuine affront I think. When adults rant we (usually) know that they know that they're going a bit over the top, all parties are self-aware and indulging themselves.
This kid totally means it though. There's no guile there, nothing else going on - overpriced ice-cream is just a clear injustice in the world that _must_ be protested :).
I have never before seen a child so intensely British
English, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh... bloody English...
@@thebagelsproductions Gods country 😉
It was almost offensively english 🤣
@@thebagelsproductions: 😂😂😂 She was proper grumpy just like an old woman.
@@thebagelsproductions.. it's actually a Lancashire accent (but don't worry, they are very similar)
That child basically sums up our entire culture in Britain "HOW BLOODY MUCH?"
She'd go ballistic (and rightly so) at US stadium food prices
@@paulcalixte2223 bloody hell the cost of a pint over that way will make your eyes pop out of your head 😂
I've heard that british people are polite
@@krox477 well until we are crossed then it all kicks off.
@@krox477 externally yes, however if you spent just one minute in our brains you’d all realise we’re creatures driven by spite and contempt for our fellow man 😂
I absolutely LOVE this smart young girl's passion!! Keep protecting your money Princess!! You're going to be a great Lawyer in the future!! ❤😂
Fearless lass🙌🏾 “bet he can hear me”🤣 bloody ell! She is my new hero!
That little girl speaks for everyone sick and tired of all the price gouging going on.
Do you mean free-market economics and the normal response of the price-demand curve when subject to changes in supply and demand? Sounds to me like that ice cream vendor is 100% the kind of free-market capitalist whereof John Stuart Mill would be proud
@@icantollie Is this satire or do you actually think you’re improving people’s opinions of free market capitalism with this
@@icantollie "We supply a substandard product, and demand you pay way too much for it!"
It's a World Wide Suicide!
James,
As we saw during the pandemic, the only people who buy water and toilet paper and hand sanitizer, and the light and price gauge it up are the rotten people that you don’t want to mess with real life.
Natural disasters are nature’s filter
We saw the same thing when the baby formula drought happened… People selling cans of Enfamil for three times the regular price.
Taking advantage of peoples desperation.
Horrifying, evil people.
It doesn’t matter if that’s a capitalism business model, it’s absolutely wrong and only the people that have no heart and empathy would engage in it
Good luck to those people if they ever need helping hand people will remember what they did and treat them accordingly
That kid is brilliant!
I watched it about ten times!
Still can't get enough lol
- that little one will go far
She is just the daughter of a british Karen doing what her Karen mother does...
The fact she's so financially savvy but runs off to play in little Mary Jane's 😂😂😂😂
Go far for sounding like a normal northerner?
@jigglchoo8858
Not exactly, I was thinking more about her honesty, directness, focus and sparkle at such young an age.
I applaud her teachers in life.
Young Lady, your constructive critics about the price of icecream made my day! Thank you!
You're so right! Her critiques of modern capitalism's price-gouging and exclusionary, currency practices are so on point! An economist in the making!💸💳🔍🤓🇬🇧❤
"bet he can hear me!" is the funniest thing ive heard in months
Give that lass a whiteboard and send her to Congress.
Let her face-off with MTG in open session...
She's Bri'ish, so to the House of Commons with 'er.
@@caronstout354😅😅😅.
😂👌👏👏👏
We don't have a congress in the the UK.
That girl is a boss. 😂😂
This girl could easily be any of my students in the NW of England. When I moved to Britain from America to work as a music teacher I had this silly idea that kids here would all be kinda posh and have "Hermione accents". First day on the job I discovered they were all like this little girl. The roughness, the feistiness, but also the massive heart they put into everything they say and do. Thank you for sharing this video. I'd always wanted to show my family and friends in the States how these kids are, but as a teacher you can't just whip out your phone and record them 😂
Twins look like the real Hermione
If you search educating Yorkshire on UA-cam you might find some more. There was a series following a Yorkshire school a few years back. Probably on have the extreme clips on here though.
Having read a lot of your fellow countryman’s replies to this, yours is the best. Absolutely beautiful
You’re not alone, most Americans think Brits all have Hermione accents. In reality, very few Brits talk like that.
@@luxpursuits No, they don't.
😂🤣
That kid is hilarious!
"Yeah, bet he can hear me!!"
Got to love the northern English
accent and attitude this girl is a little Rottweiler 🤣🤣🤣
That little girl made me proud to be British 🇬🇧 she understands the value of money and knows when she is being ripped off. it gives me some hope for the future . Keep up the good work, sweetheart
... english, nae British...nae Scottish, nae Welsh, bloody english...
@@datgrrl_official The Anglo-Saxon invasions were 1500 years ago. Get over it :-).
I love how she's genuinely concerned about his business model. "He's gonna get nowhere with that!"
@@datgrrl_officialits a British accent
I heard the Anglo-Saxon invasion of yo daddy was last night
Jk
That little girl is absolutely correct. 9 quid for 2 ice creams and he doesn't take cash? 🤣 Bloody joke! 🤣🤣
£9 for ice cream on a hot day equals a bloody meltdown.
@JasonC-ic3qd sorry dear, but if you're old enough to have been chasing ice cream trucks before there was internet, you've already entered midlife.
that's for 2 ice creams
Wate until Ole Joe hears about the new price of ice-cream .@@jarenagra2804
"He's gonna get noowhere". This child not only evaluates current problems, but foresees future problems.
I used to work at a tourist mall & have said for decades said that English children are the world's best mannered. We now know what it takes to shatter that famous English reserve. Don't mess with a child's ice cream supply!
Unfair treatment is what lights the fire. That ice cream van was trying to ripp her off. Thsr particularly ice cream is around £1 in uk. Asking for maybe double? You could get away with...but Asking for NINE times more? I have a feeling that ice cream van is selling errr "other products"..
I see
@@billdoor3140 Four and a half times more.
"Stood there with me cash!" took me all the way out
You scream I scream we all scream for ... Wait! What?! 9 POUNDS??!! BLOODY 'ELL!!!
😂
That "we all scream for Ice cream" is a real good horror short story. Cannot remember the series but it was an American show with different horror stories..Still the scariest thing is £9!!!!! What the #*@%*😮
@@jenniferburgess9619 You mean American Horror Story? :LOL
I knew it from the movie Dwn By Law.
Love this girls rant! So British..
What is it about this little girl that makes you watch her over and over and over again.....she is great. "Bloooody eeeelllllll"🤣😂
Word has it that our British Special Forces have already approached her to see if she would like to become a new RSM (Regimental Sergeant Major) in the British Special Air Service. Word also has it that the troopers are beginning to quit en masse through sheer fear of what is coming their way.
I love the little girl from the UK she expressed my feelings exactly. Bloody hell. 🤑🍦🤯
That is the most adorable rant I have seen all year.
You are my one and only source for all my Microplastics In Testicles news, go on protecting all of us good Sir!
It's too late for protection. We just need to learn to live with our plastic bits.
i'm just over here wondering how the microplastic in the testicles are interacting with the weed killer in the testicles.
@@jlt131 , no wonder the plants out back won't grow....
Um, eww? And, huh? 😁
That little British girl is also gaining considerable popularity in South Korea now.
WOW
Nobody cares what south Korea thinks
@@breatheinbreatheout8372 I've seen comments from Vietnam about this little girl. Taiwan, Kuala Lumpur Japan to name a few.
"Bet he can hear me" 😂😂 Tell em 😂😂
"Yeah, bet he can hear me!" I love her!!
"Bloody well bad!" I love that expression.
Little girl giving a heartfelt description of the ice cream truck business model.
Disappointment! 😢❤
I burst out laughing throughout her speech
Justified anger I'd say! What kind of ice cream truck only takes credit cards?
I mean here in the U.S. it's common to find ice cream _shops_ that only take credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Wallet, Venmo, or CashApp, but not cash
@@icantollie true, but being an ice cream truck, they should expect a solid 90% of their customers to be kids with wadded-up bills and coins they had stuffed into their piggy banks. Unless they got the Ritchie Rich lifestyle and can whip out credit cards for every little thing
@@icantollie but those are not ice cream trucks are they? Parents frequently give children money (cash) to go buy ice cream from the ice cream truck. You mean we have to give them our credit cards now??? I am NOT in favor of that idea!
Not cards, they are supposed to beep their phone to pay 😔 try to keep up
C'mon Late Show, send those girls some of your ice cream.
Some Americone Dream
Brilliant
The sass, wonderful! That righteous girl hit the nail on the head, & her friend was in complete agreement! ✌😄
Her twin sister :)
She's everything Northern Brits should be, open, honest, direct, to the point, polite - to a point and Funny!
You mean all brits, not just northerners
@@becca8225Northern ones only.
@@becca8225 Sorry you don't get to have this one.
Exactly 💯
@@Ana-wt7xf I'm happy being an East Anglian thanks
That kid complaining about the cost of ice cream definitely has a future as a politician.
Nope. That kid was being honest about her position; let me know the last politician you saw doing THAT.
@@greenAbbot As someone who lives in Scandinavia ... you have my pity, where ever you live.
It worked for Clint Eastwood, when he ran for mayor of Carmel, California and won!
Better politicians start with less ignorant voters.@@greenAbbot
@@greenAbbot We can always hope. We've (the US) got a handful who seem to care about justice and prosperity for all more than personal greed or unquestioning party loyalty.
Good ideas can spread--just hold out a little hope.
That kid has a great future ahead, probably as prime minister of the United Kingdom.
Nope... she already has too much financial sensibility to qualify for the job.
She's probably overqualified and more capable than the last half dozen, I'm kinda good with the idea
Nah, she clearly cares about the economy which immediately rules her out of the running!
Sadly she's too Northern for that. Shadow Chancellor at best.
Conservative lobby groups would never give such a person an easy ride. No matter the efficacy of their arguments. The right-wing autocrats can't fight against such strong accents and personalities. The snobby right wing believes that one must be cordial and happy that the ice cream man's prices are promoting profit over quality or quantity. This star-kid is the complete opposite of what right-wing influencers and the Tory base want as a politician.
Proper Lancashire Lass doing us proud xx
That ain't Lancashire, she is as Yorkshire as you get.
@@copiousfoolThese are Burnley lasses with Burnley accents.
@@copiousfool Easy mistake to make. They're from close to the border of Yorkshire (about 10 miles).
@@BadgerUKvideo I am from Lancashire (west) and wasn't sure myself, but turns out they are from Burnley.
@@copiousfool Townley park, Burnley, Lancashire, not Yorkshire.
Now, That IceCream Man has been declared as the Most Wanted in the England!😅
Also - it was the constructive criticism of his business model that amazed me
3:17 you tell that ice cream man!🎉 You go, girl! Talk about price gouging! AND that’s way too expensive for parents & their kids!
That's the Future UK PM....
You should be so lucky.
She's already better than any PM in my lifetime
@@gordongoblin which is saying a lot when you could be a toddler and there would still be plenty to choose from.
Unfortunately we always end up with millionaire/ billionaire twerps😢
Amen to that!
She would shine in acting. Just be yourself girl, always!❤
They both perform in dance competitions (and win)!
Lol 🤣😂🤣 I love her spunk lol 🤣😂🤣 “ I bet he can hear me “… lol 🤣😂🤣
Excuse me!
Imagine what sort of an "one-sided argument" she would have had with the ice-cream seller.😂😂😂. She would have ripped him into pieces. 😂😂😂😂. That's why the person who filmed this short asked the little girl as to "what happened?".
Oh, that sweet little Brit! She reminds me of the time my bubble gum went from 2 cents to 3 cents. That’s when I learned the word “inflation” …. In 1974.
I remember 3 for a penny …l am old!
Well, when I was little, I used to get 3 for a nickel. (PS they cost a nickel each at the time 😏😏💪)
I remember when penny sweets cost a penny.
When she says "one that comes on my street", I would usually interpret the "my street" as "the street I live on." But with her I involuntarily interpret it as "the street that I bloody own!"
Burnley! I never thought I’d be watching a US programme and hear a Burnley accent. ❤
Ah so that's what it is I thought it sounded Manc but not quite and I couldn't put my finger on it
I realize the UK has a ridiculous number of accents, but you can pinpoint it down to a single CITY?!
@@leavingitblank9363 I taught there for six years, it’s a very distinct accent.
@@Coni2009 your wrong
@@paulmcdonough1093 No, he's quite correct, the little girl is most Certainly from East Lancashire :- ie - Burnley!!!
Colbert's reaction to her saying, "Bet he can hear me" is priceless". He's like, "ooooooh...snap" as he puts his hand to his mouth.🤣
Bloody hell makes you proud to be British.
"nine quid!!!" Got-damn, she's epic😂
In fairness, 9 quid for 2 ice creams is outrageous she’s not wrong 😂
9 quid? That's a little over 11 dollars! Who's charging that much for ice cream?!
Rip off merchants in ice cream vans. They've always been more expensive because it saves folks from going to the shop as the vans often stop in your street. Ice cream is cheaper in the shops.
@@Elwaves2925 I knew the ice cream man was up to something 😑
@@Elwaves2925 To be fair, as the plaintiff clearly stated in her testimony, the one that comes down her street charges between £1 and change and £2 for the same product.
@@jajabez8379 Must be an American owned truck cause that sounds like American prices. (the one she's complaining about not the cheaper one.)
its all the petrol cost.
The little girl was from Burnley in Lancashire. Close to Yorkshire but no cigar! But here's an anecdote I saw for myself at a Pantomime in York (York Opera House) of a little Yorkshire girl giving us some ATTITUDE! Pantos in England take place in December and early January, i.e. Christmas time. They are live shows with slapstick humour, based around a classic fairytale like Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Jack & the Beanstalk..... They are really meant for kids but occasionally the cast throw in a contemporary political joke/smutty innuendo here and there for the mums and dads. At the end of this panto, after the final curtain call, the lights were raised to show the Panto goodguy-comedian onstage with a little boy and a little girl. These kids had been plucked from the audience for the final piece of the show. They usually answer a question or two designed to get a laugh and then get a free Christmas Present. The little boy (who was 10 years old) did his bit and then it was time for the little girl...... Comedian: "And what's your name?"..... Little girl: "Lucy"...... Comedian: "Did you come here with your mummy and daddy?".... Little Girl: nods head. Comedian: "How old are you, Lucy?"..... Little girl: "Four"....... Comedian: "And how old are you going to be.... when you're three?"..... Little girl (puzzled look suddenly turning to very angry frown, shouts....) "NEVER! YOU COUNTED DOWNWARDS!!!!!!!"
The cutist lil gal ever!! Deserves a reward of buckets of free ice cream❤❤😂😅
I mean, she's not wrong; nine pounds for two ice creams does sound a little on the high side, chewing gum or no chewing gum.
Yeah, that's $11.45
I can get a pack of gum and a small box of ice creams for that at the gas station and they are there 24/7, less than 5 min walk away, and they take cash lol
Or I can get a whole gallon of ice cream for less than that.
Fox news is blaming Biden 😂
@@aturner488 even for her swearing and the fact that the prick only takes card (sorry, 9£ for 2 icecreams? Hes a prick)
Millennials blame the economy for the fact that unlike generations before them, they can't afford a home anymore. Gen Alpha can't even afford a second ice cream anymore.
Love the British young lady with the attitude. One of the youngest with reasoning skills these days...
That little cutie-pie is a child after my own heart; she's outspoken/ too cute for words.
I’m very proud of her, it makes me proud to be English
Love the hand movements while describing her outrage...
"Edging the front yard with his weed whacker"
Give that writer one hundred million dollars.
Wins double entendre of the interwebs for this week.
Or two ice creams with chewing gum.
@@germantoenglish898 Hell, that's at least a _triple_ entendre.
You're not gonna get any weedkiller out if you're just edging, though. ^_~
Honestly a huge win for the writer because I don't think steven knew what he was saying.
I chuckled so much at that child's reaction to the pricey ice cream. If I have a bad day, I'm playing that video for myself
Her maturity, and language, belies her age 😊
her accent and her way of talking are amazing, I like watching it again and again.
Speaking as a Brit I am bloody proud of her!
Good on ya girly!!! 🙂
That little British girl rocks! I hope she becomes Prime Minister someday.
She should be the Prime Minister now!
We all wish she would too.....I would say give her a few years but I think this video shows she's capable right now !!!
🇬🇧😊
There have been almost no working class British Prime Ministers though, so it`s not likely!
That little British girl is HILARIOUS!!! 🤣
I just feel gutted that the actual encounter wirh the ice cream truck wasn't recorded also. Bet he's had to take the week off work to recover from the bashing 😂
9 quid for two icecreams?? That is bloody outrageous!
We need that UK kid on the show, ranting about anything and everything.
you know, i really love the brits! and this kid is on point! you go, girl! i hope this is going viral!
Omg, that girl. My heart, my heart.❤😂 baby, we need to organize😂.
Bloody ‘ell. My curse phrase of the week 😂❤
Bet he can hear me'😂😂 gotme😂😂
Ice Cream Gate - Marnie and Mylah, from Burnley in Lancashire, North West England. That accent is unmistakable!
delete personal info, mate
He should know he ain't going anywhere with that... Ice cream man should close business😂
That English girl is ‘bout that life. 😂
That 'Bet he can hear me!' was personal. 👀
2:53 “Yes, he should know” My favorite part.
My little heroine ! You go girl…and her standing there with her bleeding cash !❤️
I phuckin love that little Brit. Phuckin hell, man!😂
That kid already made my day!!😂😂
that wee lass is just brilliant...god bless her.
"Bloody well bad!" Best thing EVER
Loved that little girl from the UK.
She's english...
@maodmifcnr SNP vibes
@@datgrrl_officialEngland is one of the countries that make up the UK
@@datgrrl_official I've seen you in multiple threads. Have you ever looked a map? I'm guessing your Scottish from your use of Scots in other threads. You're from the UK/ Britain. Go down the M74 and have a look at the gigantic sign near Gretna. Or stand at the coast on the western edge of Galloway and have a look at that land mass across the sea. You're in Britain mate.
@@datgrrl_officialTell your Scottish king that made that be… 😂Freak human.
Subtitling that little girl is savage 😂
... but necessary :)
😂😂
@@mb-3fazeonly because Americans are so insular and weird the rest of the English speaking world understands her
@@mb-3fazeyess..
So funny how the twin girls started to speak with exact same words like their minds were linked "Sooo..."
Pretty sure the girl speaking is around three minutes older than her twin sister, and reminds her of that fact roughly every eight minutes.
@@TPRM1 I know many twins, including my nieces. It’s funny how in movies they always are given birth naturally, while every twins I know came out via c-section; they dont know which one was the first.
She deserves a show of her own!
Americans used to think all English people speak like Kate Beckinsale or have a cockney accent.
An icecream seller only taking cards!?!?
The UK is almost cashless at this point. A majority of people make less than one cash transaction per week.
@@EebstertheGreatwhich is truly a dark direction to go in.
‘E should NNOOO!
Yes, that is true of most now
From the price, and the card only, it's probably a wanky "posh" ice cream seller. Not a bog standard ice cream van. Most places in the UK take either cash only, or card and cash. Take no notice of hyperbolic henries who say we're a cashless society.