Different types of apples were purposely breed together (by farmers) to give them different flavors. The extra names are technically the “family”/“genetic” names given to each apple group to help people tell them apart when buying them at the store.
14:54 This won't offend you, but this ticks many people off. It's my favorite joke though. John was a shy kid, but the school dance was coming up, so he decided to open up and ask someone to go. He decided to call his friend Mary. So, he waits, and waits, and waits. Finally, she answers, and she agrees to go. John and Mary decide to get a dress and tuxedo, and there is a long line at the clothing store. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they get their tuxedo and dress. Then they decide to get a corsage. So John calls a company that sells them. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to order a corsage. To be fancy, they decide to call a limo. So John calls a limo company. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to get a limo. The night of the dance comes, so John and Mary wait for the limo. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally the limo comes and picks them up. They arrive at school, and there is a long line to get inside. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally they get inside the school. Once they are inside, John and Mary have to use the bathroom. There is a line at the bathrooms. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they are able to use the bathroom. After she uses the bathroom, Mary gets thirsty and goes to get some punch. She goes to the punch table, and she’s relieved to find out… There is no punch line! :)
I have always struggled to make friends irl because I'm autistic, but I do have many close online friends I've met through websites and servers related to my special interests (many of whom are also autistic and also share the same interests) so I guess I'd recommend talking to people you share interests with
1:14 I've been to many schools throughout my life, and the stupidest rule I have ever encountered was "No talking about/wearing clothes of/bringing backpacks of/wearing costumes on Halloween of any media (Videogames, movies, T.V. shows, etc) at all." The only exception being if it was a book first. Being a videogames and cartoons kind of nerd, I would actively avoid getting too close to supervisors at recess to talk about things like Pokemon and how to train your dragon with my friends. I will never know why this rule existed and will never follow it if I encounter it again.
25:03 I know a bunch of movie facts. Here's 10: 1. Adolf Hitler's favorite movie was Disney's Snow White. 2. One of the 12 Angry Men died the very day I was born. 3. Beauty and the Beast was the first animated movie to get nominated for Best Picture. 4. Ben-Hur, Titanic, and LOTR: Return of the King all tie for the most Oscars won- 11. 5. Titanic is 3 hours and 14 minutes long- that's how long it took for the real boat to sink. 6. It took 2 years to animate the Red Sea parting in The Prince of Egypt. 7. The Wolf of Wall Street has 569 F-words- the most in a non-documentary mainstream film. 8. Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel agreed on the best movie of the year 9 times. 9. Jack Nicholson was in 3 Best Picture winners- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Terms of Endearment, and The Departed. 10. Eddie Murphy's Umfufu bit in Eddie Murphy Raw inspired him to create the concept for Coming To America.
2:35 I’m not from America, and our public school had this rule for the younger classes, like until 8th grade. The class is greeting the teacher who is coming in by standing up. That didn’t seem bizarre. In fact, all the teachers were cool about it, shying away like ‘oh you don’t need to’. It also provides a second of silence for the teacher to announce why he/she came to us in the first place.
I can absolutely vouch for how bad the strict uniform rule was where they cared more about their image than the education. In my sixth year I gave up on uniform because it was the last year & very few people in my year wore full uniform anyway. Plus putting on a T-shirt & my school hoodie saved a lot more time than a shirt & tie every morning, it meant I could have breakfast & never be running late for the bus. The same teacher used to stand outside the gate every.. Thursday? I don’t remember what day. Anyways this teacher had a “nice” front: she spoke with a “nice” tone, rarely yelled, she was a pastoral care teacher (aka student support for everyone in that year group. She was for my year group). One day I showed up wearing a peachy coloured turtle neck (she had the same jumper :DD), since that wasn’t a school branded jumper, she thought it would be a great idea to pull the neck forwards & LOOK DOWN IT to make sure I was wearing a shirt. I wasn’t, I was wearing a T-shirt. I know I was a breaking the rules but she went WAY over the line, is that not SA?? 😭 that’s my most vivid memory of her. Everyone hated her, I used to like her because of her nice front & I give people the benefit of the doubt. After that I never trusted her ever again, but I stayed nice to her because why wouldn’t I? When I did something she didn’t like, she looked down my top 🤨 I disguised my non uniform a lot, like I’d wear a shirt but no tie & disguise it with a turtle neck, I’d wear a white T-shirt, I’d wear a nice top with a collar that looked like a shirt but wasn’t, etc., usually my school branded hoodie would do the job since it was the same height as my collar. She was the only one who noticed & genuinely cared, but the headteacher was also a pain about it, she just rarely saw me. The eduction was mediocre, I still can’t do maths, I don’t know how to do basic life necessities, a lot of the things I was taught were just repeats from the past six years, etc. This was a public school. We also ranked second worst school in the city :DD
Uniforms were the worst rule. One girl came in wearing shoes that violated the dress code.... they were two colors... she got sent home to change her shoes.
3:32 Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovich if you’re talking about like the longest “monologue” (because that song is basically a comedic monologue with a backing track) but I could probably get a decent chunk of little shop of horrors by myself
How do I make friends: jump into other conversations that you find interesting and hope you’re not interrupting. Was popular kid in high school. Trust me.
6:11 There are very few that do that to me, but Subnautica is one. I don't get scared much, so for me that game is a BUFFET of resource gathering on a cool alien planet and upgrades and making new things and generally so fun and time-consuming that I make a new file, Get going, and suddenly it's dusk and my stomach is growling angrily. Whenever I start a file in that game, 3 days of my life dissapear, and suddenly the neptune rocket is built and I've filled the time capsule with Ion Batteries, and I have a large base with parking for the seamoth and prawn suit, and the Cyclops has dozens of lockers in it, as well as a pot or 4 of melons. Another one is Satisfactory. I get going and suddenly it's dusk and I have all iron-only and copper-only parts automated. Then there's Civ Beyond Earth, and again, I get going and suddenly it's dusk, and half a continent is mine and I'm about 1/3 of the way through the tech web.
I completely agree with the start and select comment. It's sad for me because I'm the only one in my family who calls them that. Even my dad who is almost in his 40s don't know what I mean when I tell him to press the start button😭😭
Thing I will keep calling the old name: Thirstbusters from Circle K. They're called Polar Pops now. Nah. My super powers are I often have a pretty close idea of what time it is without looking at a clock. Also being able to remember totals on receipts, often down to the cents.
0:10 ok, so you have hobbies, don't you? Well, the internet is amazing sometimes! Find a community that shares your interest. You will eventually find some people in the community that are nice and want to talk about other things apart from the hobby itself!
4:46 No, see, money has use for trading and agreeing on value. I'd say "Leaders" or "upper class people" getting treated any better than any other human, as that goes back before money, and capitalism is just yet another justification of it.
and weapons are just tools, just used for violence, not just humans use them, look at all of the other homo species (homo sapien neanderthal, homo erectus, etc) as well as our closest living relative, chimpanzees, they make weapons too
20:38 I haven’t played a huge number of games and nowadays I only put the time into three or four, so I can say with absolute certainty that Back 4 Blood is the worst game I’ve ever played. I really tried, but after about six hours of playtime I realized it wasn’t fun at all. I don’t think the marketing for the game helped either, because I seriously expected a challenger to Left 4 Dead. Instead, I got the mess that is Back 4 Blood. I’m just glad I got it as a gift instead of spending my own money on it.
3:33 to the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. What’s up motherschuckers my name corneal cornealius Cornwall and I’m here to tell you today about, CORN! Corn is a north-American serial plant that yields large kernals on a cob. Hazards may include: choking, I guess? Come down today and try some corn, or we will secrefies your new born. AAAAAAA
"What's a reason to not visit Britain?" Essex Also, can we stop the stereotype of Brits having bad teeth? We don't. We have better dental care as opposed to the American "Bolt it with wire and bleach that shit" cosmetic care
Counting forever and the whole scripts of Jesus Christ S S, Joseph, Grease and Grease 2 yes that makes me sad... How many of you can say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantisiliogogogoch? I can, I learned a Welsh song at 6 years old (around the same time I learned JCSS and Grease) and I've never forgotten them!
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Different types of apples were purposely breed together (by farmers) to give them different flavors.
The extra names are technically the “family”/“genetic” names given to each apple group to help people tell them apart when buying them at the store.
14:54 This won't offend you, but this ticks many people off. It's my favorite joke though.
John was a shy kid, but the school dance was coming up, so he decided to open up and ask someone to go. He decided to call his friend Mary. So, he waits, and waits, and waits. Finally, she answers, and she agrees to go.
John and Mary decide to get a dress and tuxedo, and there is a long line at the clothing store. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they get their tuxedo and dress.
Then they decide to get a corsage. So John calls a company that sells them. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to order a corsage.
To be fancy, they decide to call a limo. So John calls a limo company. He waits, and waits, and waits, and finally he is able to get a limo.
The night of the dance comes, so John and Mary wait for the limo. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally the limo comes and picks them up.
They arrive at school, and there is a long line to get inside. So they wait, and wait, and wait, and finally they get inside the school.
Once they are inside, John and Mary have to use the bathroom. There is a line at the bathrooms. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally, they are able to use the bathroom.
After she uses the bathroom, Mary gets thirsty and goes to get some punch. She goes to the punch table, and she’s relieved to find out…
There is no punch line! :)
I have always struggled to make friends irl because I'm autistic, but I do have many close online friends I've met through websites and servers related to my special interests (many of whom are also autistic and also share the same interests) so I guess I'd recommend talking to people you share interests with
Ah yes, a fellow neurodivergent!
interesting, i'm autistic too but i make better friends irl bc i have a lot of social anxiety online
1:14 I've been to many schools throughout my life, and the stupidest rule I have ever encountered was "No talking about/wearing clothes of/bringing backpacks of/wearing costumes on Halloween of any media (Videogames, movies, T.V. shows, etc) at all." The only exception being if it was a book first.
Being a videogames and cartoons kind of nerd, I would actively avoid getting too close to supervisors at recess to talk about things like Pokemon and how to train your dragon with my friends. I will never know why this rule existed and will never follow it if I encounter it again.
25:03 I know a bunch of movie facts. Here's 10:
1. Adolf Hitler's favorite movie was Disney's Snow White.
2. One of the 12 Angry Men died the very day I was born.
3. Beauty and the Beast was the first animated movie to get nominated for Best Picture.
4. Ben-Hur, Titanic, and LOTR: Return of the King all tie for the most Oscars won- 11.
5. Titanic is 3 hours and 14 minutes long- that's how long it took for the real boat to sink.
6. It took 2 years to animate the Red Sea parting in The Prince of Egypt.
7. The Wolf of Wall Street has 569 F-words- the most in a non-documentary mainstream film.
8. Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel agreed on the best movie of the year 9 times.
9. Jack Nicholson was in 3 Best Picture winners- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Terms of Endearment, and The Departed.
10. Eddie Murphy's Umfufu bit in Eddie Murphy Raw inspired him to create the concept for Coming To America.
2:35 I’m not from America, and our public school had this rule for the younger classes, like until 8th grade. The class is greeting the teacher who is coming in by standing up. That didn’t seem bizarre. In fact, all the teachers were cool about it, shying away like ‘oh you don’t need to’. It also provides a second of silence for the teacher to announce why he/she came to us in the first place.
12:46 A man with a better suit than your own
The Lion King game is actually infamous in the speed running and completionist circles for its difficulty curve
3:32 Weird Al Yankovic's song "Albequerque", I've got all 11 minutes of it memorized.
Same here lol
I can absolutely vouch for how bad the strict uniform rule was where they cared more about their image than the education. In my sixth year I gave up on uniform because it was the last year & very few people in my year wore full uniform anyway. Plus putting on a T-shirt & my school hoodie saved a lot more time than a shirt & tie every morning, it meant I could have breakfast & never be running late for the bus. The same teacher used to stand outside the gate every.. Thursday? I don’t remember what day. Anyways this teacher had a “nice” front: she spoke with a “nice” tone, rarely yelled, she was a pastoral care teacher (aka student support for everyone in that year group. She was for my year group). One day I showed up wearing a peachy coloured turtle neck (she had the same jumper :DD), since that wasn’t a school branded jumper, she thought it would be a great idea to pull the neck forwards & LOOK DOWN IT to make sure I was wearing a shirt. I wasn’t, I was wearing a T-shirt. I know I was a breaking the rules but she went WAY over the line, is that not SA?? 😭 that’s my most vivid memory of her. Everyone hated her, I used to like her because of her nice front & I give people the benefit of the doubt. After that I never trusted her ever again, but I stayed nice to her because why wouldn’t I? When I did something she didn’t like, she looked down my top 🤨 I disguised my non uniform a lot, like I’d wear a shirt but no tie & disguise it with a turtle neck, I’d wear a white T-shirt, I’d wear a nice top with a collar that looked like a shirt but wasn’t, etc., usually my school branded hoodie would do the job since it was the same height as my collar. She was the only one who noticed & genuinely cared, but the headteacher was also a pain about it, she just rarely saw me.
The eduction was mediocre, I still can’t do maths, I don’t know how to do basic life necessities, a lot of the things I was taught were just repeats from the past six years, etc. This was a public school. We also ranked second worst school in the city :DD
13:39 That was my bedtime for a good chunk of my life. Now I often go to bed at 2am.
Also, many TV programs that I want to watch air at 8pm.
always go to bed with your videos. keep up the good work!
Uniforms were the worst rule. One girl came in wearing shoes that violated the dress code.... they were two colors... she got sent home to change her shoes.
the last time i made a new friend they assumed my kindness made me weak and they tried to bully me into whatever THEY wanted.
Me too
3:32 Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovich if you’re talking about like the longest “monologue” (because that song is basically a comedic monologue with a backing track) but I could probably get a decent chunk of little shop of horrors by myself
"And it was just as I suspected: a big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls hair and only one nostril!"
Hey I just wanna say love the content
How do I make friends: jump into other conversations that you find interesting and hope you’re not interrupting. Was popular kid in high school. Trust me.
6:11 There are very few that do that to me, but Subnautica is one. I don't get scared much, so for me that game is a BUFFET of resource gathering on a cool alien planet and upgrades and making new things and generally so fun and time-consuming that I make a new file, Get going, and suddenly it's dusk and my stomach is growling angrily. Whenever I start a file in that game, 3 days of my life dissapear, and suddenly the neptune rocket is built and I've filled the time capsule with Ion Batteries, and I have a large base with parking for the seamoth and prawn suit, and the Cyclops has dozens of lockers in it, as well as a pot or 4 of melons.
Another one is Satisfactory. I get going and suddenly it's dusk and I have all iron-only and copper-only parts automated.
Then there's Civ Beyond Earth, and again, I get going and suddenly it's dusk, and half a continent is mine and I'm about 1/3 of the way through the tech web.
I completely agree with the start and select comment. It's sad for me because I'm the only one in my family who calls them that. Even my dad who is almost in his 40s don't know what I mean when I tell him to press the start button😭😭
nice Video :)!
3:38 i know the gilagin's theam song by heart even tho i had not seen it in 10 years.
26:16 I was born in 1998 and I know who Andy Griffith is! Then again, I watched old movies (like No Time For Sergeants) as a kid.
Im school it had been thought at the first day to stand up when someone walks in its just normal to me now
Thing I will keep calling the old name: Thirstbusters from Circle K. They're called Polar Pops now. Nah.
My super powers are I often have a pretty close idea of what time it is without looking at a clock. Also being able to remember totals on receipts, often down to the cents.
0:10 ok, so you have hobbies, don't you? Well, the internet is amazing sometimes! Find a community that shares your interest. You will eventually find some people in the community that are nice and want to talk about other things apart from the hobby itself!
I wish everybody here a day. It may not be a great one, but do your best, and I hope it's at least tolerable. Good luck all.
11:30 Spooky's House of Jumpscares
There's a very good Rerez video on Hunt Down the Freeman
19:09 Someone tell me please just how this person didn't die from a hornet sting?!
Dogs really like me, that's a thing Im good at that most people aren't and that's wierd.
3:31 Al Harrington whacky wavey insatiable armed tube guys, look it up, I don’t know why but I know it front to back
3:31 I don't know if it is THE longest, but Psalm 23 takes up 6 verses of The Bible. I know that by heart.
You think Red is a weird name, google Red Green.
Wasps means white anglo-saxon protestant
4:46 No, see, money has use for trading and agreeing on value. I'd say "Leaders" or "upper class people" getting treated any better than any other human, as that goes back before money, and capitalism is just yet another justification of it.
and weapons are just tools, just used for violence, not just humans use them, look at all of the other homo species (homo sapien neanderthal, homo erectus, etc) as well as our closest living relative, chimpanzees, they make weapons too
Here early but have no idea what to say.
Y'all being the best is obvious no need to say it.
20:38 I haven’t played a huge number of games and nowadays I only put the time into three or four, so I can say with absolute certainty that Back 4 Blood is the worst game I’ve ever played. I really tried, but after about six hours of playtime I realized it wasn’t fun at all. I don’t think the marketing for the game helped either, because I seriously expected a challenger to Left 4 Dead. Instead, I got the mess that is Back 4 Blood. I’m just glad I got it as a gift instead of spending my own money on it.
11:25 Twitter
3:33 to the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. What’s up motherschuckers my name corneal cornealius Cornwall and I’m here to tell you today about, CORN! Corn is a north-American serial plant that yields large kernals on a cob. Hazards may include: choking, I guess? Come down today and try some corn, or we will secrefies your new born. AAAAAAA
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"What's a reason to not visit Britain?"
Essex
Also, can we stop the stereotype of Brits having bad teeth? We don't. We have better dental care as opposed to the American "Bolt it with wire and bleach that shit" cosmetic care
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Yay a first that isn't first
Counting forever and the whole scripts of Jesus Christ S S, Joseph, Grease and Grease 2 yes that makes me sad... How many of you can say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantisiliogogogoch? I can, I learned a Welsh song at 6 years old (around the same time I learned JCSS and Grease) and I've never forgotten them!
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22:44 transphobia
Add me two new friends in the past month don't know how😅
10:14 Toy Story.
It's still my favorite Disney movie and one of my Top 10 favorite movies of all time. :)
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