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  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny Рік тому +90

    How to flirt with men?
    Step 1: Make a friend
    Step 2: You've made a friend
    Step 3: Wait, I've just made another friend
    Step 4: Realize you're not entirely sure what flirting is to begin with
    Step 5: consult your new friend about this conundrum, he's a smart guy, you'll figure it out together.

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest Рік тому +11

      Seriously as an autistic asexual who compliments a lot of people I’m still completely unsure of the differences of flirting and general friendly compliments on my end.

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny Рік тому

      @@RealCryptoTest And as soon as you ask, it's like the a disease and not knowing spreads to them. There is no clear answer. It is a forever unanswered question...

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 Рік тому +4

      How to flirt with men:
      1: Say hello. We're simple creatures and a lot of us (not all) are quite sexually driven

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble Рік тому

      @@RealCryptoTest Hello, are you me????

  • @ACKamikaze
    @ACKamikaze Рік тому +15

    How to flirt with men (From an old loser's perspective)
    1: Say words
    2: Be of that man's preferred sexual orientation (Not your fault, it's just how he was born)
    3: Come out and tell them how you are interested, because sometimes, they're just as interested and far more scared than you!
    4: (Optional) Have your friends tell them for you, for those of you under 18 or are shy 20-somethings in college or in the workforce here in the USlavesOfA

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Рік тому +10

    0:06 My tip has always been: Be clear about your intentions, not metaphorically clear, LITERALLY clear. A lot of guys these days are either scared of misinterpreting a woman's kindness as advances, or are just plain too stupid to get the mind-games some girls go to, so be VERY clear in how you want to interact with them. Also, subtle yet unmistakable sultry tones added to your voice is a good way to imply your intent if you wish to only imply.
    Also, don't lie avout yourself to seem more attractive, most guys i've met would think that's rude.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    13:02 That's the thing; it wasn't _found_ to be an icequake, it was THEORIZED to be an icequake, and the popular opinion just accepted that because it's less terrifying than not knowing.
    It could have been a pocket of volcanic gas escaping.

  • @DishyLemon
    @DishyLemon Рік тому +12

    We're all discounting the fact that flirting does not imply honesty, or even intent. In that case, there's no wrong way to flirt, just don't get mad when it "fails".

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    25:17 At the movie theatre, one of the closets was ABSOLUTELY STUFFED with our supply candy.

  • @yobtch7895
    @yobtch7895 Рік тому +10

    9:12. My teddy. His name was baltazar. I lost him in Germany when I was 11.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl Рік тому +1

      That hit my heart hard. I'm guessing a new kid is loving him now. Or adult with a story about him.

    • @yobtch7895
      @yobtch7895 Рік тому

      @@noodlepoodlegirl i hope so! Best thing is, my father bought him in Germany 3 years before I was born! I still miss him. But I got a replacement.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +5

    As to solved mysteries: people keep harping on Roanoke being a mystery, but that mystery was never a mystery to begin with. "Croatoan" was the name of a neighboring island, the people who found the colony abandoned went over to Croatoan island, and found blue eyed babies mixed in with the locals. Obviously the colony failed, the survivors went to join the natives on another island, and they had babies with the natives at some point. There was so much time between the colony's founding and the discovery of the failed colony that -- especially back then -- the few survivors left had already lived their lives and died by the time anyone came to check on them. The only mystery is why people keep thinking it's a mystery.

    • @impishrebel5969
      @impishrebel5969 Рік тому

      They were only there ten years before the next ship came, not EVERYONE would have died.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    26:38 The Government has never, does not, and will never care about the people's wellbeing unless we force it to.

  • @AeronHale
    @AeronHale Рік тому +1

    My standard responses to "What is your problem?"
    Are:
    "Do you want a list?"
    Actually listing some of my problems
    "I have multitudes of mostly unsolvable problems."
    "All my hopes and dreams are dead & I'm forced to live in this society without my consent."

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    8:20 "Many things; Depression, Ptsd, the inherent injustices in the world, rude people like you.."

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    6:32 Forcing yourself to do something social.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    7:28 Stress eating in a desperate attempt to feel better after trauma and the ensuing depression

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV Рік тому +3

    I'm old as hell and have never successfully flirted with anyone. Somehow I still keep stumbling into crappy relationships though.

    • @omgtatercat
      @omgtatercat Рік тому +1

      I'm sorry man, best luck to ya. :(

    • @Strawberrytarty
      @Strawberrytarty Рік тому +1

      I somehow do but im ALWAYS just heckin being nice and talkative. Thats all it takes sometimes. And if ur actually interested and they seem to want to talk, ask for their number or "whatever youre comfortable giving giving out".
      Just saying "hi there" has gotten me into shit

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl Рік тому +1

      Long as you truly love you, a relationship with someone else is just extra. And usually as soon as you get comfy with being with you, truly happy, a someone comes along. Life is crazy. I'm waiting on my someone too.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    13:20 Untill we run out of gold and are forced to use solar-powered Particle Accelerators to make more for our high-speed wiring.

  • @Luna-Taxers
    @Luna-Taxers Рік тому +2

    9:12 My custom lego made dragon, I miss my dragon

  • @humbleebumblee
    @humbleebumblee Рік тому +3

    On the driver's pulling out peeve, for me it's when drivers decide to pull out in front of me... with no traffic behind me like wtf? Do they think the road will disappear if I drive past them?

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    5:58 My parents do this, I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME understand it.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +1

    About the overuse of antibiotics: antibiotics are supposed to be used against bacterial infections, but there's millions of morons who get them prescribed for viral infections. They do nothing against viral infections. Also, when you get them prescribed for actual bacterial infections, you need to keep taking them until all the pills have been used, even if you start feeling better before they're all gone, or else you're just going to get sick again, this time with antibiotic-resistant strains.
    Though the worse thing is the gross misuse of antibiotics in the meat industry, feeding tons of antibiotics to cows and pigs to make them bulk up faster. If it was just used to treat bacterial infections they were having, that would be okay. But that's not what they're doing.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    28:47 The Somersloop, a.k.a. that one cool S we all drew in elementary school.
    Really though, those guys would explain away or censor a TABLET WITH ENGLISH TEXT SCRAWLED ON IT; I know because they explained away not one but TWO seperate images of a full-on _Spoon_ found on the surface of mars.
    Ain't no way in HELL that form shows up naturally without a sentient species carving it to drink watery food better.

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +4

    16:59 no, that dress thing was real. Me and my roommate literally looked at the same picture, at the same time, on the same monitor, from similar angles, and saw different colors from each other.

    • @HajimeHitoshiHideo
      @HajimeHitoshiHideo Рік тому +1

      The image is edited tho, the dress is blue and black, but there's an edited version with a lot more exposure (like the brightness) where the yellowish light makes the black look somewhat gold and the blue becomes more light which may look a bit like white (you can find both versions if you search a bit)

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +1

      @@HajimeHitoshiHideo and that contradicts me how?

    • @HajimeHitoshiHideo
      @HajimeHitoshiHideo Рік тому +1

      @@denverarnold6210 wasn't contradicting you, just confirming thoug, you may seen it different the original is black and blue and that there's a modified versión

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +1

      @@HajimeHitoshiHideo literally doesn't matter. Reread what I said. I was as specific as possible.

    • @HajimeHitoshiHideo
      @HajimeHitoshiHideo Рік тому +1

      @@denverarnold6210 i was just saying, wans't saying that you were wrong or smth

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    16:55 - It was lighting. Lighting can make colors look different. Look at a painted room with the sun shining on parts and in shadow in others & you'll see different colors

  • @SplitGaming2542
    @SplitGaming2542 Рік тому +2

    how to flirt with men (bisexual dude's guide to men)
    1: meet
    2: double checks he like your gender
    3: show him your yu-gi-oh card collection
    4: watch plastic memories together
    5: cry
    6: you are now couple

    • @ElectricLimeade
      @ElectricLimeade Рік тому

      I was at peace, content and happy... and then you reminded me of Plastic Memories. Cheers 🥹

    • @SplitGaming2542
      @SplitGaming2542 Рік тому

      @@ElectricLimeade heh heh heh, fuk u, i make you sad now

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    3:55 - And there are so many people who will jump out at anyone "how do you know the kids don't like it??"

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    10:08 "And also with you"

  • @AdiG1
    @AdiG1 Рік тому +1

    "What's a company secret you can share now that you don't work there?"
    Sainsbury's day shift don't date-rotate chilled stock. That's left to the night shift and it slows them the fuck down because they have to fix day shift's negligence

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    6:00 - Reading. Watching tiktoks. Procrastinating. PUtting off going someplace.

  • @kikicogger2284
    @kikicogger2284 Рік тому

    7:14 Overusing antibiotics usually refers to people taking antibiotics for illnesses that will not be helped by antibiotics. For example, a person with a cold will not benefit or get better quicker by taking antibiotics. However, MANY people coerce or lie to their primary care provider to give them antibiotics regardless. This is REALLY bad, both for the person (as gut microbes are killed with antibiotics) and for humankind as it increases antibiotic resistance.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    11:00 - One offer was made, but it was declined. It seems like too much money was needed & they were unsure of putting in that much.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    3:12 - Probs made it more memorable, if anything.

  • @edsweet2858
    @edsweet2858 Рік тому

    Some bacteria are becoming resistant/ immune to common antibiotics like penicillin and it’s making it harder to treat things because while there are a ton of antibiotics most doctors normally go straight to penicillin so while we could fight it by doing something like rotating the antibiotics used to make sure the resistance ones die out then switching it out again we aren’t doing that and instead are overusing the basic ones, this is also why if you are taking antibiotics you need to take ALL of them even after the symptoms are gone or some of the bacteria will live on and grow resistant

  • @horseplinko2992
    @horseplinko2992 Рік тому

    7:27 Falling on my tailbone and not telling anyone. I've been dealing with severe chronic pain in my back for about 7-8 years now... even worse, I'm 19, so I'll be dealing with this for the rest of my life

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    6:40 - I mean, it's natural sugar tho. There's a difference between drinking that & just adding sugar to water.

  • @omgtatercat
    @omgtatercat Рік тому +3

    What would I look for in the box of all the stuff I lost? My old Pokemon cards and other TCGs. I miss them so much, but they all got lost in a sudden move like 7 years ago. :(
    God... My roommate is addicted to TikTok... She has it going pretty much all day long, sometimes while having UA-cam going as well. And we're both over 30. I watch some TikTok after I take a shower while I'm just sitting in a towel and drying off. Then I get dressed and don't open it again.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    20:52 Any chemical stronger than caffeine. They'll JUST screw you over.

  • @nabra97
    @nabra97 Рік тому

    2:35 - I think so? I mean, perhaps there are specific rules in countries where religious marriages are equal to legal marriages, but I guess in general in Western countries you legally just need to-be-spouses' consent and legal registration; you can do whatever you want with your ceremony as long as it's legal and isn't dangerous.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +3

    I think it would be cool if we could explore tight caves using some kind of little robot with a camera. Something with legs.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl Рік тому +2

      Brilliant. Then people wouldn't get themselves into situations.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    34:15 - The difference is a dog is much easier to feed for. You put dry food in a bowl. That's it. Can't really do the same for kids. Plus, you can leave the food out. Can't do thatwith kids.

  • @guess_who_21
    @guess_who_21 Рік тому +1

    5:43, As much as I respect not doing a speakerphone conversation, all of y'all would have no problem if that second person in the conversation was there in person

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    17:10 - It was covid, an excuse to get outside.... and touch grass.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    14:32 Video Games. Pokemon Heartgold may well have saved my life.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    3:42 Going Places.
    My room is just fine, thank you.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +1

    Flirting with men is so easy, you can do it by accident. Just give them any kind of positive attention, and most of them will assume you're flirting whether you are or not.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    4:30 - i have funnko pops for my top 5 characters in OW (Mercy, Mei, Junkrat, Dva & Sym) but that's all. I collect them because I like the characters & the game, not just to collect them.

  • @gh0stz404official
    @gh0stz404official Рік тому +2

    4:45 i literally paused taking to an ai to watch this tehe 😶

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    19:00 - I babysit for 2 kids. they listen to their games at like 30. I listen at 1/2...

  • @reckless6015
    @reckless6015 Рік тому +51

    y is this performing badly yo

    • @Laoutlawer
      @Laoutlawer Рік тому +5

      Because it released 20 mins ago💀

    • @gh0stz404official
      @gh0stz404official Рік тому +1

      @@Laoutlawer usually there’s like 20 ppl trying to claim first within the first two minutes tho

    • @reckless6015
      @reckless6015 Рік тому +5

      @@Laoutlawer only 140 views in an hour tho thats crazy for emkay

    • @reckless6015
      @reckless6015 Рік тому +2

      well like 600 now

    • @SunnLikesStuff
      @SunnLikesStuff Рік тому

      Yo, I don't know

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    3:00 - I don't understand why he blamedthe best man & not the bride as well. They both cheated.

  • @stephaniequernemoen6581
    @stephaniequernemoen6581 Рік тому +6

    Cool looking rocks work for women too. I still have all the cool rocks I’ve been given saved in my keeps sake cupboard. They are on display for the world (at least the ones allowed in my home) to see.

    • @omgtatercat
      @omgtatercat Рік тому

      That's because they're cool! Hell, my roommate sometimes comes home to show me some cool rocks she found and we're both over 30.

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre Рік тому

      I like giving cool rocks to my husband.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    5:10 - Same goes for elevators & anything, really. IF people are getting on & off, you let those get off first.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    32:38 Overworking

  • @SunnLikesStuff
    @SunnLikesStuff Рік тому

    19:25 because I nap a lot, and I naturally do.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    18:05 - At my county fair, they had Jelly Roll tickets for ike 200. AT A FAIR.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    27:36 Sitting on a park bench without paying the meter.

  • @evanstevens7918
    @evanstevens7918 Рік тому

    To awnser the question in the title we usually just run away

  • @NavyNorthStar18
    @NavyNorthStar18 Рік тому

    Don’t be shaming funko pops. Most people collect them because they bring us happiness.

  • @rockgirl6786
    @rockgirl6786 Рік тому

    24:37 Still healing from the things that caused me to say that. But still fantasizing about having powers because it's fun

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    29:41 Snow Days.

  • @CentralScotlandBusesYT
    @CentralScotlandBusesYT Рік тому

    29:43 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    34:36 A former soviet union citizen once compared it with the u.s., saying; "We all knew it was propaganda, and it was everywhere. But in the USSR, No one Actually Believed It, that's not the case in america" or something along those lines.
    So I'm gonna say nationalist propaganda

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    9:11 My Happiness.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    12:55 What shape the earth is, APPARENTLY.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    17:40 - This was true even like 7ish years ago. Sure, people had cell phones but they still weren't quite as common. I didn't have one. It might have been because I kept loosing mine, but still.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Рік тому

      7 years ago was 2016. Obamaphones were already a thing and full-touchscreen smartphones had been the norm for at least 3-4 years. Even _I_ had a smartphone. Cell phones, in general, have been ubiquitous since the early 2000s.

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble Рік тому

      ​@@RabblesTheBinx Ah, I wasn't aware that I had a conjoined twin. I mean, how else would you be trying to prove my personal experiences wrong?

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Рік тому

      @@Yuruble because your "personal experience" is contrary to statistical data and is a pretty perfect example of why personal anecdotes are not considered valid data points.

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble Рік тому

      @@RabblesTheBinxIt's not that deep dude. It's just an anecdote I had. And even then , there were still plenty of people who did not have a cellphone.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    30:40 - And businesses cut staff because of covid...

  • @soupsnorter6990
    @soupsnorter6990 Рік тому

    4:31 I occasionally buy funko pops of characters I like for example a wallE funko and the vacuum robot from the movie or a blue glutter winnie the pooh from a make a wish edition that I kept in the box just to make it seem like I own something special that no one can get anymore

  • @purple-47
    @purple-47 Рік тому

    you give them food.

  • @JeremyPorcelain
    @JeremyPorcelain Рік тому

    15:11 cry

  • @TechKnowCat
    @TechKnowCat Рік тому +2

    you know I never told anyone my eye color changed with my mood, but others told me that LOL turns out if you have hazel eyes in some lighting your eyes look brown and sometimes they look green nothing to do with mood LOL I did spend hours as a kid looking in the mirror trying to see them change LOL i did see them turn black once, because i had the flu and was about to pass out LOL

    • @j.d.4241
      @j.d.4241 Рік тому

      They have mistaken you with the Twilight vampires?

  • @theadhdgoblin
    @theadhdgoblin Рік тому

    The way you flirt with men is just say hey I like you then boom

  • @SilverSaiyanAce
    @SilverSaiyanAce Рік тому

    Does it count if what I lost isn't mine but something that was a public thing that was gotten rid of like a specific park restaurant or even something like a UA-cam video being deleted because it's something like that

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat Рік тому

    1:35 thats about 3.3 pizzas a week. not to bad hehe. also for the 100 bucks in gass a month thats damned amazing! that is far from"not to bad" 100 bucks that can go to anything else. food or rent or heck depending on how well of he can just put that to savings.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    17:20 - I thought the birds & australia thing was just a funny ha ha thing, like not something people actually believed...

  • @selchert
    @selchert Рік тому

    Miss blockbuster? Hit up your local library.. they free have movies

  • @secretly-a-kobold
    @secretly-a-kobold Рік тому

    For the movie quote one: My name is Anigo Montoya, you killed my father, NOW PREPARE TO DIE!

  • @ImpossibleEvan
    @ImpossibleEvan Рік тому +1

    To flirt with men just adk them out, we are simple folk.

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat Рік тому

    21:41 it is really fecking sick. like the orgin of them is so sweet and kind of sad .tldr woman who despretly wanted a kid but kept having a miscarage had a party cuse she finaly held one till it was mature enugh to find the gender. then it got in the news and bitches could not help but make it about them .

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat Рік тому

    20:35 i know of a pyramid head girl that knows that one lol

  • @vannlogs
    @vannlogs Рік тому +1

    ayo where is everyone

  • @rroes7319
    @rroes7319 Рік тому

    I think the shining book is a lot more interesting.

  • @SplitGaming2542
    @SplitGaming2542 Рік тому

    14:33
    imma be honest, valorant and cod, while rage inducing like all hell, are quite good at making want to yeet children rather than yeet myself

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    24:02 But I am tho.

  • @betheguy_posts
    @betheguy_posts Рік тому

    "Why did you have to describe it as a 'meat shmear'?"
    *r/meatcrayon hs entered the chat*

  • @philosopherkingzant2037
    @philosopherkingzant2037 Рік тому

    Give me the box with everything I ever lost
    I just want the 1st edition Charizard

  • @AsianSignGuyCena
    @AsianSignGuyCena Рік тому

    For tthe Cash For Life $1000 a week for life, you also have the option to take the lump sum which is about from what I heard aboug 600-700K

  • @andiharper546
    @andiharper546 Рік тому

    Thank you, I hate "The Shining". It is BORING!!

  • @Idoexist._.
    @Idoexist._. Рік тому +1

    Where is all comments

    • @gh0stz404official
      @gh0stz404official Рік тому

      i dunno

    • @werdnas1
      @werdnas1 Рік тому

      the video was posted not too long ago, that is why.

    • @gh0stz404official
      @gh0stz404official Рік тому

      @@werdnas1 usually people try to say “first”

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny Рік тому

      They'll be along shortly.

    • @orchidoxs126
      @orchidoxs126 Рік тому

      ​@@werdnas1 You comment was posted 3 hours ago.... And there are still barely any comments.

  • @xyphn3802
    @xyphn3802 Рік тому

    you can't

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Рік тому

    21:40 - The only gender reveals that matter are later on in life.

  • @orchidoxs126
    @orchidoxs126 Рік тому

    Yo this comment section seems so dead.

  • @wtry69
    @wtry69 Рік тому

    161st

  • @Robo2k_
    @Robo2k_ Рік тому +1

    12:18 that’s toy story 2 obviously