A lot of the posts arent even from tumblr, im pretty sure the questions are from r/askreddit and there isnt even any credit since they hide the usernames under 'annonymous'
8:46 fun fact: the reason why this was an etiquette was because during medieval times, tables were little more than slabs of wood sitting on a couple legs. Like not, even fastened together with nails or anything, so they were liable to flip over should someone apply excess weight on one side, as in resting your elbows. You didn't wanna be the fool that flips the table and ruins dinner for everyone, so that's why it was considered rude
Huh. We've heard something even weirder as a reason. Apparently the reason (maybe it happened at the same time?) for having your arms on the table being rude was because pirates and sailors usually would put their arms down on the table to prevent the rocking from the ship knocking them off balance. So since this was seen often in criminals (pirates were thought to get into more of a habit because they're at sea more often than legal sailors) it was seen as almost a faux pas to do so in public. The best way we can explain this is that basically it was one of those gestures like the difference between a "3" using your thumb and a "3" starting with index during the World Wars (if that doesn't ring a bell, Germans and other interior European countries use their thumb when making a "3" for things like ordering alcohol. But Brits, as well as Americans, typically use only their index, middle and ring fingers to form their 3, so if a spy were stupid enough to use the British version instead of the local one, you'd get outed pretty fast.) People would notice little things like this and started to associate it with certain behavior, so people would have to STOP doing that in order to counter it. Now we just say it's rude. 😂 -🖊️/🪼
I have no idea if this is true and I have no intention of checking but I'm going to tell this to everyone who ever gets onto me for putting my elbows on the table
@@qwertyram4598 It's still got its purpose, depending on where you're eating. For example, it would've been nice if my fellow schoolmates had some damn manners when we were eating lunch at the cafeteria.
I’m guessing it’s an editing mistake. Maybe some of the original speaking audios HAD the music already, but they also played the song for the whole video.
3:25 the dad's reaction to OP's answer was so funny to me, i was cackling like a goblin for 5 straight minutes. and now my sister thinks i got possessed, lol.
I chose to stop perceiving pain as a kid and I basically did but turns out that’s a bad thing cause you keep doing stuff that aggravates injuries so I’ve been working on perceiving it again. I’m not a sociopath just autistic and too good at dissociating my way through trauma
yep! also be careful around physical therapist and personal trainers. they're used to needing to push people to keep exercising through the normal amounts of pain that you get when exercising, and they are not used to people not even mentioning pain until they're seriously injured.
I was able to stop myself from being ticklish, and I think I made my pain responses really weird because I have some many qualifiers when doctors ask what kind of pain I'm feeling and I have a genetic disorder that comes with chronic pain, so it comes up a lot.
On the topic of Gatorade flavors, mine is Fruit punch because it’s the closest I’ll get to drinking the blood of my enemies, that and I like fruit punch in general
47:14 the way this is actually so terrifying Someone should make an scp about this What if you put a piece of a human in it and found out they were behind some trauma you had and never knew the answer to until now
Regarding 31:31, there used to be an old guy who sold fruit on the way to my university, and I would say hi whenever I saw him, but a couple of months ago he stopped showing up... I hope he's alright :/
Okay, the green flags for first dates thing. Let me tell you about mine with my current partner. We literally had started dating that day, which was the last day of senior year (which when I'm writing this, was not very long ago, like maybe a month now) but we were both so upset when we got seperated. All we wanted to do was hang out together with some of our friends and say our goodbyes to people we know we wouldn't see again, but we did it together, holding hands and sharing funnel cakes together with our other friends. We made jokes together and we laughed and talked about how far we had come from elementary school (mutual friend and I met in middle school, my partner and I had met first day of senior year) we would talk about our lows and how we're glad we overcame them, and discovered ourselves through them. It was like we had been there for one another through it all. We were friends before dating, and now we're even closer. We geek out about games and shows together and joke about nothing, but it's the silence that makes me think this is great. Cause the silence isn't awkward when we're together. It's comfortable. It's calm and loving, and we can just look into each other's eyes and know we're there for each other. And it's that reassurance that we need, especially me. I'm not the most comfortable with how I look, and he's there for me anyways, telling me I look gorgeous no matter what. I tell him how handsome he is, and how I can't wait until he gets his surgeries to feel like himself (he's trans) and how I'm going to be there to support him during them. We don't have to text every day cause we know we acknowledge we have different social lives and lives in general, but he's always so excited to see me. So much so he sprints into my arms! I cannot explain how much joy that fills me with. Thanks for reading me happy rant about a bunch of green flags 😅
Just realised from this that Americans have their own one-upper saying. "I went to Tennesse, she went to elevenesse" In the UK we use the europian city of Tennerife as its a common holiday destination for Brits. "If I went to Tennerife, she went to Elevenerife". Wild to me that we both have places that work for that.
Holy shir 31:35 really hit me. I was best friends with someone in kindergarten, and when we started 1st grade (well, the grade before 1st) we seperated and didn't talk to each other anymore. This was like.. 8 years ago. I still remember her, I remember her name, how she spoke, how it looked like where she lived then, and I remember the gray kitty that grabbed onto my pants to get attention. I think of her every so often. I did meet her a few years later in dance class, but never spoke to her because it'd be awkward at the time, so I don't really count that. And before you say anything about trying to call her or something, we tried several times. My mom would call her and proceed to get no response. I literally miss her and think about her so much
There is a subreddit just for Tumblr posts to be reposted there. Or do you mean "normal" Reddit posts seemingly similar? In which yeah it is a coin flip on who stole from who (except in the rare case it is the same user posting on both sites.) Edit - Some of the "anonymous" user posts do feel like they were originally Ask Reddit content and then put into some "make a Tumblr post" site I will say. Could be the maker of the video wanted to make a comp of things they had but also make it look the same, but Tumblr posts without the funny names feel cursed. Edit 2 - Then the "Tumblr post" at 23:02 flat out says "of Reddit" so there goes any remaining feelings of illusion. To the video creator, you could've had a Tumblr comp and Ask Reddit comp, other people do it, nobody would've judged you.
15:24 this is me with literally anything I enjoy, I see one character and immediately go “yep you’re my favorite” and then I’m RIGHT??? Edit : 26:22 this is very Paul & Emma from TGWDLM core Edit 2 I’ve eaten your best friend, Stu: 46:51 I wish I was this kid Edit 3 my dog stepped on a bee: 52:27 you had me at the gender comment
23:01 There was a rumor that our geometry teacher that was in the freshman building in high school, had an “adult toy” in his trunk, and loved staring at the girls in his class. The toy-thing was not true, but it was true that he loved staring at girls in his class, specifically the girls who weren’t white(Black, Hispanic, Indian, etc) including me. He even let one of the school freak(the kid that has the serial killer vibe) wack off in his class(my friend witnessed it and told me about it).
_Had_ a friend for 6 years up until a couple months ago. Turns out he’d been masking his true identity this entire time. But not the way you’d initially think. See, his name and address and all that stuff bound to him was him, but his personality and who he truly was inside? Not remotely what he put on outside. How did I find this out? He told me that exactly. “Our personalities aren’t compatible.” A couple weeks prior we were hanging out and went to the store for food. He said some really out-of-pocket shit with relation to The Holocaust as the butt-end of a joke. I told him it was out-of-pocket and he got all defensive. We nearly parted ways that day, but we talked outside the store for a moment before returning inside to grab snacks. FFWD to when I try asking him to come over again and he says no, before telling me the incompatibility thing. That wasn’t the first time he’d made an out-of-pocket or blatantly bigoted comment thinly disguised as a “joke,” but the thing with the relationship we had was that he had me convinced it was fine and that they really were jokes. When we stopped talking, all of that rushed back in, and everything makes sense. I’m pretty sure he’s a neo-Nazi. His grandmother is openly racist and alt-right (I’ve had the displeasure of experiencing her shit firsthand), and her father was a high-ranking card carrier in Nazi Germany before moving to Canada to evade authorities. He’s said some pretty awful things, including slurs - which his friend-group openly use too - which combined together makes for genuine concern on my part. Had I not called him out on his shit repeatedly enough I’m afraid he would’ve either tried looping me into it - not gonna happen; I’m a diehard anarchist now - or upon realizing that take me to get lynched without me knowing it. Still, I don’t know for certain, it’s just the one thing that makes the most sense. I’m sure I’ll find out the truth eventually, but the meantime just sucks. But like… think about it: six years with a different personality, him being around someone pretty damn progressive, and instead of reconsidering his own beliefs he just decides tricking me is better. Who the fuck does that?
11:45 I love this one because I actually had a friend who was brave enough to make friends with me, and I learned from my mother that my friend’s mother had been encouraging her to talk to me for weeks beforehand. I do my best to compliment others when I think they look cool now. Even if it’s hard on me, I know that it can make their day. ❤
Once, i was talking to my friend and they asked me the time and i wanted to say "let me just check" but what i almost said was "Let me chust jeck." I said "Let me jeck".
All these "perfect powers" everybody knows the best power is the ability to have any power you could possibly think of... or mind control, is a second best
1:14 The reason I’m not ticklish is because my brother did it so often, I think he fried my nerves or something, because now I’m literally not ticklish at all. I literally feel nothing if you try to tickle me.
42:55 I had a cavity filled a couple months ago and one of them dropped a tool Dentist one: sorry, I’ll go wash it. Dentist two: WOWWW. She really hates dentistry. (Sarcastic) Me: yeah, I hate dentistry too.
36:34 For me it's more like: "Wow, your eyes are so pretty." "Yeah I know, I'm so pretty, aren't I? ... No, uhm. That was a joke. I'm joking... I mean I'm not but I am.... whatever, anyways!"
6:40 Fun fact: if coffee just makes you feel anxious and doesnt make you less tired, theres a solid chance you have ADHD. I found that out the hard way
13:45 this is a coin flip. option 1, i'm just fucking dying option 2, the entire school is going through hell option 3, it's gojo so nothing is really wrong here would be pretty entertaining option 4, uhhhh i don't know what the fuck roland from library of ruina would be doing here
I love this beacuse there’s no gaps, you don’t know if this is one long weird discussion or a normal tumblr thing.
Honestly, if it was one big post, it would not be the weirdest thing I have seen on there. 😂
A lot of the posts arent even from tumblr, im pretty sure the questions are from r/askreddit and there isnt even any credit since they hide the usernames under 'annonymous'
yeah e
8:46 fun fact: the reason why this was an etiquette was because during medieval times, tables were little more than slabs of wood sitting on a couple legs. Like not, even fastened together with nails or anything, so they were liable to flip over should someone apply excess weight on one side, as in resting your elbows. You didn't wanna be the fool that flips the table and ruins dinner for everyone, so that's why it was considered rude
So it's an outdated practical thing to do! Good grief, I wonder how many of those are still lying about
I love fun facts and this makes me happy to know. It makes dinner sound like a survival sport, so high stakes! Thank you! ❤
Huh. We've heard something even weirder as a reason.
Apparently the reason (maybe it happened at the same time?) for having your arms on the table being rude was because pirates and sailors usually would put their arms down on the table to prevent the rocking from the ship knocking them off balance. So since this was seen often in criminals (pirates were thought to get into more of a habit because they're at sea more often than legal sailors) it was seen as almost a faux pas to do so in public.
The best way we can explain this is that basically it was one of those gestures like the difference between a "3" using your thumb and a "3" starting with index during the World Wars (if that doesn't ring a bell, Germans and other interior European countries use their thumb when making a "3" for things like ordering alcohol. But Brits, as well as Americans, typically use only their index, middle and ring fingers to form their 3, so if a spy were stupid enough to use the British version instead of the local one, you'd get outed pretty fast.) People would notice little things like this and started to associate it with certain behavior, so people would have to STOP doing that in order to counter it.
Now we just say it's rude. 😂
-🖊️/🪼
I have no idea if this is true and I have no intention of checking but I'm going to tell this to everyone who ever gets onto me for putting my elbows on the table
@@qwertyram4598 It's still got its purpose, depending on where you're eating. For example, it would've been nice if my fellow schoolmates had some damn manners when we were eating lunch at the cafeteria.
Why are there 2 music tracks playing simultaneously
there aren't tho?
@@mo-s-There is, you can hear two separate wii shop musics playing at different points at 13:30
to show how crazy things are getting
I’m guessing it’s an editing mistake. Maybe some of the original speaking audios HAD the music already, but they also played the song for the whole video.
Me, I snuck into the editing booth and pressed a bunch of buttons
3:25 the dad's reaction to OP's answer was so funny to me, i was cackling like a goblin for 5 straight minutes. and now my sister thinks i got possessed, lol.
Dad behavior
I chose to stop perceiving pain as a kid and I basically did but turns out that’s a bad thing cause you keep doing stuff that aggravates injuries so I’ve been working on perceiving it again. I’m not a sociopath just autistic and too good at dissociating my way through trauma
yep! also be careful around physical therapist and personal trainers. they're used to needing to push people to keep exercising through the normal amounts of pain that you get when exercising, and they are not used to people not even mentioning pain until they're seriously injured.
I was able to stop myself from being ticklish, and I think I made my pain responses really weird because I have some many qualifiers when doctors ask what kind of pain I'm feeling and I have a genetic disorder that comes with chronic pain, so it comes up a lot.
I swear, tumblr could really change me as a person with philosophical shit like what's in this video
I like it
On the topic of Gatorade flavors, mine is Fruit punch because it’s the closest I’ll get to drinking the blood of my enemies, that and I like fruit punch in general
COP SPOTTED
Nice try, narc.
It's red flavor, officer. Maybe next time
Ah, hello officer
All of yeh Fuck off, I’m a berserker through and through, besides, if you know anything of dremora, the police would shoot me on sight
47:14 the way this is actually so terrifying
Someone should make an scp about this
What if you put a piece of a human in it and found out they were behind some trauma you had and never knew the answer to until now
You, random person on the internet, are an absolute fucking visionary. They SHOULD make an scp about this!
Have an amazing day, you fucking genius.
4:05 Sunflowers scare me for different reasons.
(3 days of just smiling at each other in silence)
what
@@puffcat2357A tall stalk, and at the top of that spire of green, a Black void of seeds surrounded by a Corona of canary yellow spikes.
PvZ
@@gabriellopezcollantes1027I am not a zombie. I have human flesh that is attached to my skeleton.
This is an 1 hour vid but it took me 2-3 hours going through it...watching, stopping, takes picture, send, watching, stoping..and the cycle continues
Same 💀
9:23 is hilarious. They shared a lucid dream, both acknowledged it, then saw each other in real life.
Spoiler alert, the first one is even worst news.
"is it a boy or a girl"
"It's Cancer"
for people who aren't aware: tumor! 🎉
Wrong!! MPREG 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
@@imafailure7138you must be stopped 😂
What’s the news? / why would it be a tumor?
1:01:32
I laughed at Elevensee for way longer than I reasonably should have.
Real
5:01 that's the idea behind 'ludes, take a the sedative and don't sleep, and it makes you hallucinate.
With the "warning dont use heavy machinery when using" on medications, my brain immediately goes to circular saw/table saw
Regarding 31:31, there used to be an old guy who sold fruit on the way to my university, and I would say hi whenever I saw him, but a couple of months ago he stopped showing up...
I hope he's alright :/
Okay, the green flags for first dates thing. Let me tell you about mine with my current partner. We literally had started dating that day, which was the last day of senior year (which when I'm writing this, was not very long ago, like maybe a month now) but we were both so upset when we got seperated. All we wanted to do was hang out together with some of our friends and say our goodbyes to people we know we wouldn't see again, but we did it together, holding hands and sharing funnel cakes together with our other friends. We made jokes together and we laughed and talked about how far we had come from elementary school (mutual friend and I met in middle school, my partner and I had met first day of senior year) we would talk about our lows and how we're glad we overcame them, and discovered ourselves through them. It was like we had been there for one another through it all. We were friends before dating, and now we're even closer. We geek out about games and shows together and joke about nothing, but it's the silence that makes me think this is great. Cause the silence isn't awkward when we're together. It's comfortable. It's calm and loving, and we can just look into each other's eyes and know we're there for each other. And it's that reassurance that we need, especially me. I'm not the most comfortable with how I look, and he's there for me anyways, telling me I look gorgeous no matter what. I tell him how handsome he is, and how I can't wait until he gets his surgeries to feel like himself (he's trans) and how I'm going to be there to support him during them. We don't have to text every day cause we know we acknowledge we have different social lives and lives in general, but he's always so excited to see me. So much so he sprints into my arms! I cannot explain how much joy that fills me with.
Thanks for reading me happy rant about a bunch of green flags 😅
Just realised from this that Americans have their own one-upper saying. "I went to Tennesse, she went to elevenesse" In the UK we use the europian city of Tennerife as its a common holiday destination for Brits. "If I went to Tennerife, she went to Elevenerife". Wild to me that we both have places that work for that.
This was the fastest hour of my life, I love these videos
25:52 - That's really cute awh
Holy shir 31:35 really hit me.
I was best friends with someone in kindergarten, and when we started 1st grade (well, the grade before 1st) we seperated and didn't talk to each other anymore. This was like.. 8 years ago. I still remember her, I remember her name, how she spoke, how it looked like where she lived then, and I remember the gray kitty that grabbed onto my pants to get attention. I think of her every so often.
I did meet her a few years later in dance class, but never spoke to her because it'd be awkward at the time, so I don't really count that. And before you say anything about trying to call her or something, we tried several times. My mom would call her and proceed to get no response. I literally miss her and think about her so much
Watching this makes me remember that... People exist and I can't stop that and I don't think I want to.
6:10 NO!!! I WANT TO RIP AND TEAR
I got confused thinking there was a video i didn’t even post cuz of your avatar
You have a slightly darker shade of yellow
change your pfp and name to sunshine's to get back at them
@@andistansbury4366 lol not even slightly thats basically desaturated mustard
LMAO
42:40 the way i literally said "that is so amazing" that my brother got concerned
16:51
I may be a 28 year old man, but I think I am this boss lady
18:09 Pavlov's antidepressant
I recognise some of these posts from reddit? Like they are the exact same story
There is a subreddit just for Tumblr posts to be reposted there. Or do you mean "normal" Reddit posts seemingly similar? In which yeah it is a coin flip on who stole from who (except in the rare case it is the same user posting on both sites.)
Edit - Some of the "anonymous" user posts do feel like they were originally Ask Reddit content and then put into some "make a Tumblr post" site I will say. Could be the maker of the video wanted to make a comp of things they had but also make it look the same, but Tumblr posts without the funny names feel cursed.
Edit 2 - Then the "Tumblr post" at 23:02 flat out says "of Reddit" so there goes any remaining feelings of illusion. To the video creator, you could've had a Tumblr comp and Ask Reddit comp, other people do it, nobody would've judged you.
I chose not to get hiccups when I was 8 years old and I haven't had them since
16:29 that’s wholesome
11:18 your delivery made me laugh😭
Some of these are actually really deep and made me think a lot about life 😅
I love explaining that I'm buying piles of leafy greens for my iguana.
I like how their is a story about going to meet Gibby, followed by one about Noah.
15:24 this is me with literally anything I enjoy, I see one character and immediately go “yep you’re my favorite” and then I’m RIGHT???
Edit : 26:22 this is very Paul & Emma from TGWDLM core
Edit 2 I’ve eaten your best friend, Stu: 46:51 I wish I was this kid
Edit 3 my dog stepped on a bee: 52:27 you had me at the gender comment
23:01 There was a rumor that our geometry teacher that was in the freshman building in high school, had an “adult toy” in his trunk, and loved staring at the girls in his class. The toy-thing was not true, but it was true that he loved staring at girls in his class, specifically the girls who weren’t white(Black, Hispanic, Indian, etc) including me. He even let one of the school freak(the kid that has the serial killer vibe) wack off in his class(my friend witnessed it and told me about it).
54:40 bonus points if you have a friend on a rooftop with a scope without the gun to imitate the sniper light, nobody will mess with you again
New soulmate variant just dropped: lucid dream soulmates
_Had_ a friend for 6 years up until a couple months ago. Turns out he’d been masking his true identity this entire time. But not the way you’d initially think. See, his name and address and all that stuff bound to him was him, but his personality and who he truly was inside? Not remotely what he put on outside.
How did I find this out? He told me that exactly. “Our personalities aren’t compatible.” A couple weeks prior we were hanging out and went to the store for food. He said some really out-of-pocket shit with relation to The Holocaust as the butt-end of a joke. I told him it was out-of-pocket and he got all defensive. We nearly parted ways that day, but we talked outside the store for a moment before returning inside to grab snacks. FFWD to when I try asking him to come over again and he says no, before telling me the incompatibility thing.
That wasn’t the first time he’d made an out-of-pocket or blatantly bigoted comment thinly disguised as a “joke,” but the thing with the relationship we had was that he had me convinced it was fine and that they really were jokes. When we stopped talking, all of that rushed back in, and everything makes sense.
I’m pretty sure he’s a neo-Nazi. His grandmother is openly racist and alt-right (I’ve had the displeasure of experiencing her shit firsthand), and her father was a high-ranking card carrier in Nazi Germany before moving to Canada to evade authorities. He’s said some pretty awful things, including slurs - which his friend-group openly use too - which combined together makes for genuine concern on my part.
Had I not called him out on his shit repeatedly enough I’m afraid he would’ve either tried looping me into it - not gonna happen; I’m a diehard anarchist now - or upon realizing that take me to get lynched without me knowing it.
Still, I don’t know for certain, it’s just the one thing that makes the most sense. I’m sure I’ll find out the truth eventually, but the meantime just sucks.
But like… think about it: six years with a different personality, him being around someone pretty damn progressive, and instead of reconsidering his own beliefs he just decides tricking me is better. Who the fuck does that?
32:58 Mine has to be >:D because how deviously innocent it is.
My favorite is ∆ ∆
--°--
\/\/
>:3 i also love
11:45 I love this one because I actually had a friend who was brave enough to make friends with me, and I learned from my mother that my friend’s mother had been encouraging her to talk to me for weeks beforehand.
I do my best to compliment others when I think they look cool now. Even if it’s hard on me, I know that it can make their day. ❤
"Tumblr Posts" oh hey sweet I like those.
"High school teachers of Reddit," OH COME ON
I’m a nanny. I have entire songs devoted to jumping. So I can safely say I JUMPED YESTERDAY
There are so many stories from 9th grade, and then there's me, who started just now.
I wish there was a "no bg music version" version.
55:47 - 1:17:58 is my favorite story
This stuff really brightened my day- thank you.
These are all so funny 😂
2:18 me when I often say "loll hahaha"
12:54 Actually the theory of memes originated with the idea that our brains are computers accepting and rejecting "programming".
these are the classic heritage posts of our favorite hellsite lmao
1:23:29 Did he go to college in FLORIDA?!
Archeology vs grave robbing the difference is 50 years.
Really hmm.... I guess I can wait... Lol
52:14 why do i want to ingrain this in my mind more than i want to ingrain how division works
the keanu reeves kid had a serious point
7:59 God we have to love this Italian accent
5:05 That would be Equilpse
Once, i was talking to my friend and they asked me the time and i wanted to say "let me just check" but what i almost said was "Let me chust jeck." I said "Let me jeck".
26:33 this is so relatable and very funny
The Boat of Synonym Dictionary is a of my most liked of the poles presented.
Why do all these tumblr people have more friends than me
All these "perfect powers" everybody knows the best power is the ability to have any power you could possibly think of... or mind control, is a second best
why is the music overlapping over itself 13 minutes in. i am afraid
36:10 Ah yes, gleeking, one of the most random things people's bodies can do.
1:14 The reason I’m not ticklish is because my brother did it so often, I think he fried my nerves or something, because now I’m literally not ticklish at all. I literally feel nothing if you try to tickle me.
underrated channel
Doll pfp spotted
The "oh no" feeling was the foreshadowing of Covid
I didn’t realize just how long this video was until now.
I'm pregnant!!
HOW DARE YOU. I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER. YOU- wait...
Your pfp made me thing you were pheonixsc and I was really confused when I read the title
42:55 I had a cavity filled a couple months ago and one of them dropped a tool
Dentist one: sorry, I’ll go wash it.
Dentist two: WOWWW. She really hates dentistry. (Sarcastic)
Me: yeah, I hate dentistry too.
People need to learn the difference between average and mediocre
6:45 Watching this on a 4 hour long car trip lol. They have a point
6:22 so basically me all throughout my school years
36:34 For me it's more like:
"Wow, your eyes are so pretty."
"Yeah I know, I'm so pretty, aren't I? ... No, uhm. That was a joke. I'm joking... I mean I'm not but I am.... whatever, anyways!"
1:08:48 the more fitting word would be "Backpfeifengesicht."
Because Waltersobchakeit doesn't exist
6:40 Fun fact: if coffee just makes you feel anxious and doesnt make you less tired, theres a solid chance you have ADHD. I found that out the hard way
You sound kinda like Jerma when you're in 2 times speed
13:45
this is a coin flip.
option 1, i'm just fucking dying
option 2, the entire school is going through hell
option 3, it's gojo so nothing is really wrong here would be pretty entertaining
option 4, uhhhh i don't know what the fuck roland from library of ruina would be doing here
wtf, i didn't even notice it was a whole Hour long, my ADHD ass just breezed through it???? 😮
pb&j is totally able to be a breakfast
holy shit 1⅖ hours?????
i love this content 🤣
23:02 bro thinks he's on reddit
anything the government says is boiled
50:02 The HU Band!!!!!
12:01 guess I’ve been an eternal void for people
10:24 this one is my favorite.
30:57
I cried..
9:23 bro met ramona flowers
48:43 i showed this to my entire family
52:14 omg I never thought about that now I can fulfil my genderfluid needs and be rich 😭
52:14 Having responsibility over reality is not something I want, dude, haven't you read House of M???
OK OK SO THE LUCID DREAMING ONE
WHAT IF ITS KINDA LIKE THE SUBSPACE HIGHWAYS IN SCOTT PILGRIM
12:49 he has priorities
whats your favorite gatorade flavor? mine is frost glacier freeca
Frost glacier freeze enjoyers rise up!!
@@gur3478 thats a real flavor? also you have been founded out as an undercover cop
I’ve never had gatorade in my life
@@Rainbow-Coffee me neither
36:05 it’s called gleeking and about 50% of people can do it
14:56 me on Thursday desperately trying to flush a toilet my friend stuffed it with paper and
13:35 best thing ever
43:45 wait didn’t a comedian do this one?