When you're bad at hostage negotiating

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  • @LongBeachGriffy
    @LongBeachGriffy  Рік тому +966

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    • @bigplayorrekt
      @bigplayorrekt Рік тому +19

      no

    • @cleanTron
      @cleanTron Рік тому

      Dude, you have a huge gap between your teeth.

    • @lostowl5821
      @lostowl5821 Рік тому +29

      This will go great with the gawk gawk 3000 tron from the last video lmao

    • @RedMooseJesus
      @RedMooseJesus Рік тому +35

      That was whitest way to do that sponsor segment 😂

    • @dre3448
      @dre3448 Рік тому +12

      My man, Finna need that ngl

  • @chickenwings984
    @chickenwings984 Рік тому +13585

    it’s crazy bc he actually has the ability to be a good negotiator but decided that watching the world burn was more satisfying

    • @ijsbeer1499
      @ijsbeer1499 Рік тому +270

      Nah, this is just how to get away with murder ;)

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 Рік тому +107

      ​@@kanilescott4381Yeah if you're a sad person.

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 Рік тому +85

      @@kanilescott4381 edgelord

    • @WavyWaeYT
      @WavyWaeYT Рік тому +3

      @МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 nice try buddy

    • @jessieparker1690
      @jessieparker1690 Рік тому +46

      He woke up and decided to choose violence. Good on him

  • @ashtonoak4370
    @ashtonoak4370 Рік тому +2885

    Negotiation skills: 🚫🚫
    Motivational skills: 🔥🔥🔥

    • @syndrac6254
      @syndrac6254 Рік тому +70

      1 million to 10,000 is actually great negotiation skills.

    • @farafyn2770
      @farafyn2770 Рік тому +43

      ​@@syndrac6254 actually, 1 million to 10 000 to dead hostages

    • @therealgoat3367
      @therealgoat3367 Рік тому +23

      @@farafyn2770 Yeah If he had stopped at 10000 and the headstart that woulda been the best negotiation anyone ever saw. But he went ahead to fück it all up... Lmao

    • @hmmm2706
      @hmmm2706 Рік тому +11

      @@syndrac6254 18 mil to 10 thousand

    • @chilout2496
      @chilout2496 Рік тому +5

      @@syndrac6254it’s actually 18 mill to 10k

  • @bracata2-647
    @bracata2-647 Рік тому +813

    "You're robbing a bakery" "I know you needed the bread but damn" 😂😂

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms Рік тому +2003

    My guy, your acting is 🔥🔥🔥

    • @nanakwesiadaboh699
      @nanakwesiadaboh699 Рік тому +14

      And scripting too shiish 🔥🔥🔥

    • @LucCelny
      @LucCelny 11 місяців тому +3

      Wanted to upvote but had to leave it at 420 ✌️

    • @itsyaboiherman
      @itsyaboiherman 9 місяців тому +2

      Facts

    • @hhere2stay
      @hhere2stay 15 днів тому

      honestly he can be in a comedy movie FR

  • @BasaraToujou10
    @BasaraToujou10 Рік тому +1461

    “Bout a 5”
    Excuse me💀

    • @Blackhomeking12
      @Blackhomeking12 Рік тому +64

      That sent me lmao😂

    • @LilBaritone17
      @LilBaritone17 Рік тому

      I'm sorry...I meant a FUCKING DUCK!

    • @freshswagga100
      @freshswagga100 Рік тому +43

      Shoulda called her a gremlin

    • @MunchSis
      @MunchSis Рік тому +38

      He's a very polite robber for apologizing after lmao

    • @jcgamer1650
      @jcgamer1650 10 місяців тому +16

      Let's be honest. She was probaly a 3 at best. He was just being generous

  • @bigdrizzy2068
    @bigdrizzy2068 Рік тому +5489

    "I think we lost the hostages" 😂😂😂💀💀 perfect ending

    • @vulcan2050ful
      @vulcan2050ful Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuasantana685
      @joshuasantana685 Рік тому +8

      I think this is society saying that we are in a hostage situation

    • @retardedphil
      @retardedphil Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug Рік тому +9

      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @mindset6164
      @mindset6164 Рік тому +5

      @@CigarDoug wow wow wow......wow

  • @avithedev
    @avithedev 9 місяців тому +180

    "About a five"
    "Excuse me??"
    Tears 😭😭😭

  • @InstructorMike
    @InstructorMike Рік тому +521

    Took his whole victimology and flipped it! 🐐

  • @elpollo7289
    @elpollo7289 Рік тому +3757

    “You could’ve had 1 million dollars & you settled for 10 THOUSAND… YOU ARE PATHETIC” had me dying 💀😂😂

    • @justinkamara3237
      @justinkamara3237 Рік тому +60

      He not wrong tho 💀💀💀💀

    • @skulckerker3060
      @skulckerker3060 Рік тому +28

      @@justinkamara3237 except he is cus that math aint mathin lmao, 300x7 is 2100 barely even a 5th of 10k

    • @TrashTawk
      @TrashTawk Рік тому +16

      More like it had the hostages dying

  • @IAmTheRealUsopperGoddamnit
    @IAmTheRealUsopperGoddamnit Рік тому +7085

    The speech about the robber getting walked on all over his life was deep. I learn a life lesson from this video. Thank you, Griffy.

    • @yoshiii9704
      @yoshiii9704 Рік тому +186

      the cia will speak to u shortly

    • @Eggshd
      @Eggshd Рік тому +166

      Then show them. Show all of us

    • @YamzieMoyo
      @YamzieMoyo Рік тому

      If I see a bakery got shot up on the news I'll know it was you.

    • @oddy1637
      @oddy1637 Рік тому +32

      Ayo

    • @mauriciokenway9922
      @mauriciokenway9922 Рік тому +38

      Bro? 🤨📸

  • @YaoiLover4ver
    @YaoiLover4ver 6 місяців тому +154

    The ending was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing at the negotiator calling Cornelius "Coco."😂

  • @damienconstant2157
    @damienconstant2157 Рік тому +78

    « Oh my bad, did I say a young lady ? I meant a f*cking DUCK » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 3:27

  • @eduardoelric9839
    @eduardoelric9839 Рік тому +1661

    He's not a bad hostage negotiator, he's just a really good coach.

  • @memecity9849
    @memecity9849 Рік тому +3064

    Is it national hostage day or something? Griffy and Ryan George uploading hostage sketches. I love it lol

    • @damienknight5655
      @damienknight5655 Рік тому +121

      I was thinking the same 😂

    • @ragedsycokiller
      @ragedsycokiller Рік тому +126

      Bruh I saw these videos next to each other and I almost thought they did a collaboration lol

    • @braferaser1730
      @braferaser1730 Рік тому +70

      Literally just watched Ryans video and this got recomended 😅

    • @TwinBladeFury
      @TwinBladeFury Рік тому +66

      And they were uploaded within minutes of each other, seeing them next to each other in the feed made me pause for a sec lmao

    • @leonnarddavis
      @leonnarddavis Рік тому +15

      Who DF is Ryan George?

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Рік тому +113

    I love how long he took to think if she was bad and gave her a 5 🤣

  • @bustavonnutz
    @bustavonnutz Рік тому +179

    I'm glad he finally stood up for himself, solid character development.

  • @anthonyjohn6520
    @anthonyjohn6520 Рік тому +1292

    Lost the hostages but gained one hell of a motivational speaker

  • @powerofanimegod5578
    @powerofanimegod5578 Рік тому +66

    Went from negotiating to a life coach 😭😭😂

  • @itscapdc
    @itscapdc Рік тому +75

    I know you needed the bread but this is ridiculous 😂😂

  • @ernest2513
    @ernest2513 Рік тому +689

    3:20 had me rolling😭

  • @quicobrujo3951
    @quicobrujo3951 Рік тому +2376

    Can we appreciate that Griffy is doing good staying sober? Marking it all in his calendar and everything! Good on you, mate!

    • @tyreehopkins9195
      @tyreehopkins9195 Рік тому +15

      Ayy a fellow fan on both nice

    • @Rudipu
      @Rudipu Рік тому +17

      good eye man, love the little details in his skits 😆

    • @Yeedo420
      @Yeedo420 Рік тому +124

      He’s not spending all of his money on crack and Gucci belts anymore

    • @BrianGlaze
      @BrianGlaze Рік тому +4

      Eagle eye

    • @solodolo6044
      @solodolo6044 Рік тому +2

      @@Yeedo420 o m g 🤣

  • @nathan-qcueparsons268
    @nathan-qcueparsons268 Рік тому +53

    I just always wonder how companies like BlueChew and Raycon feel after sponsoring stuff like this😂😂😂

  • @Gabe791
    @Gabe791 11 місяців тому +11

    0:30 had me 💀 I’ll never skip a Griffy ad

  • @AJ-lw6jf
    @AJ-lw6jf Рік тому +429

    “I think we lost the hostages” ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @troyh.2024
    @troyh.2024 Рік тому +510

    "Cornelius going on a rampage and killing every hostage in the bakery store"
    Griffy: "I think we lost our hostages"

  • @brianpaulandaya
    @brianpaulandaya Рік тому +8

    "Is she bad though?"
    Griffy asking the most important questions

  • @clipped6963
    @clipped6963 Рік тому +14

    The negotiator has a 100% success rate of not freeing hostages, you gotta respect the consistency. One of you best videos 🤣👏🤣👏

  • @draco4880
    @draco4880 Рік тому +147

    "I know you needed the bread"😂😂😂😂

  • @meganscott3295
    @meganscott3295 Рік тому +76

    “Ok CoCo”
    Man bitched him out before he started 😂

  • @yousufkhan1720
    @yousufkhan1720 Рік тому +19

    5:45
    Mf did the clueless Private face

  • @SkylarEmelio91
    @SkylarEmelio91 Рік тому +16

    He definitely showed everybody, mans had 7 hostages and let off 10 shots, all he needed was 7 bullets but he gave em an extra 3 to let you know he was serious about proving himself😤👏🏾

  • @JalenKenobi
    @JalenKenobi Рік тому +408

    The bread joke had me rollin!!!😂😂😂

  • @dakingizback5432
    @dakingizback5432 Рік тому +614

    The fact that he has yet to be cancelled, blocked, deactivated or anything synonymous is truly legendary

    • @Yes-dx2rj
      @Yes-dx2rj Рік тому

      He is black so obviously he will get away with it if he was white this channel would have vanished years ago

    • @g59_tweaky82
      @g59_tweaky82 11 місяців тому +6

      People have tried 😂

    • @nojustno3331
      @nojustno3331 8 місяців тому

      UA-cam age restricts his vids now.

  • @KBganza
    @KBganza 10 місяців тому +5

    The nicknames on Cornelius took me out bro 😂😂😂 ‘Coco’ ‘Coc’

  • @youngleeyong2803
    @youngleeyong2803 Рік тому +12

    Well 5:52 I mean the other guy saw that coming the moment you started stroking the robber's ego.

  • @fluce721
    @fluce721 Рік тому +155

    Bro went from negotiator to motivational speaker 😂

  • @wTwig
    @wTwig Рік тому +190

    "She bout a 5" "Excuuuusee mee?!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 homie is undefeated

  • @repthe21st66
    @repthe21st66 Рік тому +824

    Griffy and Ryan George releasing skits about hostages within 30 minutes of each other feels like there's some story behind it.

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn Рік тому +28

      Yooo that’s a huge coincidence. I don’t think they knew at all

    • @shadowreaver752
      @shadowreaver752 Рік тому +6

      I thought it was weird too when I was scrolling through

    • @outsidegamez
      @outsidegamez Рік тому +13

      barely any inconvenience

    • @Hayes607
      @Hayes607 Рік тому +4

      Yo that's so true though. I didnt even realize that lol

    • @originsdecoded3508
      @originsdecoded3508 Рік тому +4

      Things aint what they appear in this world . Coincidences and synchronizations is part of that unseen subworld that surrounds you.

  • @jomertomale
    @jomertomale Рік тому +12

    That was some good negotiation at the start tho. He treated him as equal and even pointed out how little is he gonna get from that hostaging.

  • @saladcrunch
    @saladcrunch Рік тому +10

    "the problem is you let people walk over you all your life" too real

  • @jasonvillalona1542
    @jasonvillalona1542 Рік тому +264

    He was actually doing good until the end LMFAOO "unclogging them pipes alright" soo uncalled for !

    • @Troupe_Master
      @Troupe_Master Рік тому +17

      Well he wasn't lying XD

    • @Altair-El-Haddad
      @Altair-El-Haddad Рік тому +9

      Could anyone explain it to me? I'm on smooth brain mode rn

    • @khalilgray6903
      @khalilgray6903 11 місяців тому

      @@Altair-El-Haddadbasically he’s saying his wife be getting piped by the plumbe

  • @theculturedgentleman3699
    @theculturedgentleman3699 Рік тому +55

    "is she bad tho"
    ".....about a 5"
    *EXCUSE ME?* LMFAO!!!

  • @Quad_
    @Quad_ 11 місяців тому +8

    3:09 that reaction seals the deal for me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsyaboiherman
    @itsyaboiherman 9 місяців тому +11

    No lie....he had us in the first half😂😂😂

  • @Lamaradamsaudio
    @Lamaradamsaudio Рік тому +265

    Griffy’s acting 10/10 😂

  • @TheSonzeK
    @TheSonzeK Рік тому +637

    I like how he projects his own life into his skits. Well done!

  • @jylematthew4149
    @jylematthew4149 Рік тому +12

    One of the best acting skits Griffy has put out. That “pathetic” scene was amazing

  • @feterunner
    @feterunner Рік тому +7

    "I know you needed the bread" That was an amazing line.

  • @Smittumi
    @Smittumi Рік тому +98

    "About a five" 😂 that whole section was brilliant.

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 Рік тому +33

    3:38 The government during the French Revolution:

  • @rickdiesel9549
    @rickdiesel9549 4 місяці тому +4

    *when you accidentally click the wrong dialog option and then have to commit to the rest of the dialog tree*

  • @exstee
    @exstee Рік тому +12

    3:02 d u d e 😧

  • @trixexotic7032
    @trixexotic7032 Рік тому +111

    I think we lost the hostages😂😂

  • @sapuez
    @sapuez Рік тому +349

    Griffy- “what’s your name?”
    The person- “Cornelius”
    Griffy- “Alright, coco.”

    • @YourRichFriend1829
      @YourRichFriend1829 11 місяців тому +10

      The rest of the video he calls him Cornelius, who tf names their kid Cornelius? I know damn well the mother didn’t name it.

  • @gabbylikeskicks
    @gabbylikeskicks 7 місяців тому +8

    this man is unstoppable. He got that superpower where having weird sponsors don't phase the audience no more.

  • @weedwhisperer6767
    @weedwhisperer6767 Рік тому +2

    This is probably the best skit I've ever seen

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +781

    I like how Griffy did so many controversial skits in 5 years and he is uncancellable

    • @insertname954
      @insertname954 Рік тому +6

      ​@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Ok

    • @ieatcockz
      @ieatcockz Рік тому +6

      Twitter just waiting for the one that offends people the least tbh

    • @kimaniHyman
      @kimaniHyman Рік тому +5

      ​@@insertname954KO

    • @PoorDummIdiots
      @PoorDummIdiots Рік тому +14

      It's 2023 he's black he can run over 50 people on his way to wal-mart and get off on a warning you can't cancel him.

    • @Pinkblobperson
      @Pinkblobperson Рік тому +6

      @@kimaniHyman Oh kay

  • @garrickoestriecher1259
    @garrickoestriecher1259 Рік тому +65

    You could have had a million dollars, but you settled for 10,000 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenyattaharmon1385
    @kenyattaharmon1385 Місяць тому +2

    3:16
    "Is she bad though." "About a 5."
    😂😂😂

  • @th3xact
    @th3xact 2 місяці тому +5

    Bro actually got the guy's name within 10 seconds, he'd probably do good as a detective lmfao

  • @Daito___
    @Daito___ Рік тому +79

    3:10 that 1000-yard stare killed me 😂

  • @williamthatsmyname
    @williamthatsmyname Рік тому +234

    Ryan George and Longbeach releasing hostage skits minutes within each other. This is a c ollab we all need.

    • @shahomar15
      @shahomar15 Рік тому +7

      I literally thought the same thing 😂😂

    • @AminePlayer1
      @AminePlayer1 Рік тому +2

      Damn right

    • @MiloLego716
      @MiloLego716 Рік тому +2

      Dude fr lol

    • @veronicalacy8570
      @veronicalacy8570 Рік тому

      I think so too. Anybody stupid enough to hold a backer hostage is stupid enough to finish the job

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 Рік тому +6

      Listen, Thai food might be good, and chocolate cake might be good, but that doesn’t mean mixing them together is anything but a mess.

  • @MardoMusicInc
    @MardoMusicInc Рік тому +24

    You do me a lot of favors w your comedy man, anytime I’m ever going through shit your videos never fail to make me laugh; I appreciate your efforts bro keep doing what you’re doing 🙏🏽

  • @bigdaddyg7775
    @bigdaddyg7775 Рік тому +3

    Griffy is still makin bangers..

  • @rja.6303
    @rja.6303 Рік тому +29

    Not from the streets to the sheets 😭😭

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective7435 Рік тому +15

    4:30 AYO WTF didn't expect that twist 😨

  • @djkataz
    @djkataz 9 місяців тому +2

    I was waiting for Griffey to say “Show me the Money”!!!

  • @AverageCoxGaming
    @AverageCoxGaming Рік тому +6

    Best plot driven video in a long time. Has me on the edge of my seat

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 Рік тому +94

    Just when you think you know how the video is going to end, he chooses the chaotic evil route 😂

    • @json7598
      @json7598 9 місяців тому +1

      It’s like any option in Detroit: Become Human
      1. Motivate

  • @rja.6303
    @rja.6303 Рік тому +108

    Griffy always wilding

  • @InstructorMike
    @InstructorMike Рік тому +28

    Awesome video

  • @Vex331
    @Vex331 Рік тому +3

    Why would I need blue chew for a pillow? She ain't gonna feel it.

  • @merk6809
    @merk6809 Рік тому +16

    4:25 the "what" had me dying XD

    • @Spookybozo
      @Spookybozo 11 місяців тому +1

      Why is no one talking about that part more. I was fucking wheezing ☠️☠️

  • @txwering7380
    @txwering7380 Рік тому +13

    5:02 I thought my dad was talking to me for a second

  • @action2771
    @action2771 Рік тому +1

    Homeboy went DEFCON 1 and had the audacity to be surprised 🤣

  • @bimrebeats
    @bimrebeats Рік тому +8

    3:32 Sorry, but who dafuq scratches their head with a loaded gun 😂😂😂

  • @ogjoepesci
    @ogjoepesci Рік тому +44

    I like how you can just see the script at 5:17 😂

  • @TheSeptuagint
    @TheSeptuagint Рік тому +11

    4:15 sounds like Griffy’s audition for the role of Kang the Conqueror

  • @tommyd9932
    @tommyd9932 Рік тому +10

    Thank you Griffy, for yet again brightening my day 🤣

  • @shootingstar9243
    @shootingstar9243 10 місяців тому +4

    He went from the negotiator to the instigator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devinclark9407
    @devinclark9407 Рік тому +29

    I like how the integrator tries to defuse then instantly turn to eren gas lighting him to kill everyone

  • @kidhavii
    @kidhavii Рік тому +52

    That look on Griffy's face at the end makes a great twitter reaction meme.

    • @archangeldeath
      @archangeldeath 8 місяців тому

      When u find out she gave u herpes. Lol

  • @Jprez11
    @Jprez11 Рік тому +2

    This video right here is one of your best ones. Pure talent my friend ❤

  • @trueone3093
    @trueone3093 Рік тому +1

    Griffey only one that can talk someone into doing the right thing then making him snap and raising all hell the next second

  • @davidbrooks9134
    @davidbrooks9134 Рік тому +52

    Bro has that Tryon Lannister backstory 😂

    • @lucidcactus2541
      @lucidcactus2541 Рік тому +4

      Yeah and he’s more evil in the books than in the show because of it.

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lucidcactus2541I prefer show Tyrion. He was too loveable to go full dark side.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Рік тому +11

    3:43 "So this is what we’re gonna do, Coco"
    I know it’s because of Cornelius but I choose to believe he’s naming him after the monkey

  • @Brother8237
    @Brother8237 Рік тому +1

    Hostages: “They had us in the first half not gonna lie”

  • @TheEtoileNoire
    @TheEtoileNoire Рік тому +1

    At this point, I consider even Griffy sponsor ads skits and I fully watch them

  • @Kenny_F91
    @Kenny_F91 Рік тому +48

    He may not be a good at negotiating but he's a great motivational speaker.

  • @MsOs3333
    @MsOs3333 Рік тому +16

    4:45 bruh this was me the whole video 😂

  • @Raze394
    @Raze394 2 місяці тому

    The passion put into this skit is amazing and hilarious. Subbed.

  • @nishaadjadhav
    @nishaadjadhav Рік тому +1

    this is one of griffys best.

  • @ayoub-echcherif
    @ayoub-echcherif Рік тому +147

    I mean, nobody does sponsored content quite like Griff

  • @MisterChubz
    @MisterChubz Рік тому +17

    the “excuse me?” “sorry” got me dead

  • @danielreid2625
    @danielreid2625 Рік тому

    This is by far one of your best videos yet

  • @juanb8444
    @juanb8444 9 місяців тому +1

    holy fuck this one was amazing my guy, your skits just become better overtime lmfaoo

  • @ahizzy5566
    @ahizzy5566 Рік тому +22

    Him laying into the robber's lineup of hostages tho 💀

  • @vector_vector__
    @vector_vector__ Рік тому +7

    He really didn't even wanna send that 10k

  • @neonmark7496
    @neonmark7496 11 місяців тому +1

    Probably hands down one of if not the best video he's done🙌🏽
    I screamed laughing bro😂😂😂