How normal people live in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Insurance prices must be crazy in the MCU
What insurance?
There's no life insurance at all.
I can see life insurance companies going broke after thanos snapped his fingers
Not covered.
Thanos actually called himself a God, and acts of God aren't covered. Thanos is liable though
Honestly, MCU is one of the worst universes to live in.
Look at the good side. You will have much more choice in excuses about not going to work.
Dark Multiverse.
Warhammer 30.000 and 40.000: “yeah-yeah…”
Bruh DC is worse. You can fr just disappear in an instant
Try living in the invincible universe
I have always said I’d be terrified to live in either Marvel or DC. The collateral damage would be INSANE and people would just die way more than normal for sure
I ain't living in DC man, especially in Gotham
@Elmo Ferrel man imagine chillin playing a crossword puzzle jus to hear the joker shot Barb right next door to you and 2 face kidnapped a man a block away from you while a freaking hospital is exploding with kids in it
I am totally not living in Invincible
Marvel would be much worse. In DC it's mostly just the villains you have to worry about but even democratic governments in Marvel almost always become orwellian enough that I wouldn't want to live there even without all the supervillains. DC might have groups like Cadmus but they're black budget organizations that hardly anyone knows or hears about while nations in Marvel will openly have segregation and/or slavery of superpowered individuals via legislation like the Mutant Registration Act or the Sokovia Accords. If they're confident enough in their ability to enforce such laws on literal demi-gods to think that they can get away with such authoritarian extremes, then what are they doing to regular people?
The boys😬
"Why are you late for school young man?"
"A guy with a bullseye on his forehead was killing people with playing cards and a guy who can control metal used all of the cars and taxis to fight against a bunch of mutant dudes."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅
We need a Marvel movie based on the normal people and how they have to put up with all of this 😂
FACTS.
There was a serie like that couple years back, for DC
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@@woozyedmond what it called?
That would be great lol
Being a normal guy in the MCU every day would just be "it is what it is"
that's why have The Boys.
Yea the boys is a lot more realistic.. if we had people with powers alive they'd all be evil anyways 😂😂
Imagine Steve Rogers clapping your girl. How are you gonna fight back?
Bruh most people would move off planet with symbiote bs
@@TwistedReality13 so basically mega corporations
Damage Control is a great Marvel comic to read, as it addresses some of these in world problems, as an insurance company that goes around fixing things up after Super battles
“You could have walked.”
“I quit.”
Realest moment in the entire skit. 👏🏾👏🏾
No it isn't. Real would be him rolling over and doing the job but pissing and crying about it online later.
@@grabble7605nah for a shitty minimum wage job. There is a thousand of them. Just get a different one easy.
The manager the realest part. You know damn well the hour the snap happened, managers all over the world calling up their employees like, "Oh, thank God you're still alive! Listen, we've had a lot of your coworkers turn to dust just now, so we really need you to come in and cover some shifts.... Yeah, sorry about your mom and sister, but I don't see how you're gonna cover their funeral expenses without a job, you get me? I'll see you in an hour."
On God!😂
😂😂😂😂
Luckily Thanos took care of most of those costs by offering free cremation services.
If the snap happened and my boss called me saying some “come to work or get fired” bullshit I’d just be like “oh yeah? Well good fuckin luck finding someone to replace my ass then”
Omg this comment SENT me 🤣🤣🤣
This actually makes me wonder how normal people live with all this happening on a daily level
Insurance must be in high demand daily lol
The insurance premiums are high.
@@Sewblon u know damn well they’re gonna cash in hard during the crisis lol
I bet rent is cheap as hell in Gotham City. I would really consider moving there with the way rent prices are absurd right now
@@hirvale seriously u can get robbed or stabbed by just stepping out of ur apartment for 5 sec, that place need to burn in hell
I didn't think about how many cars Spiderman has actually thrown back til this vid haha, the amount of property he has probably destroyed to attack villains makes JJ have a solid point
Honestly car insurance must be having heart attacks given how cars are regularly thrown/destroyed in every superhero fight.
Interviews for cameramen: "Alright so you need to be able to fly, run at lightspeed, shrink or grow to any size, travel through time, travel through space, and travel through multiple dimensions - all while not missing a second of superhero fights."
😂😂😂😂
"Not this shit again" Living in a marvel universe got normal people acting like it's just another Tuesday
“For him, it was Tuesday.”
🤣🤣🤣
Not on taco Tuesday 😢
"Dang, a bunch of wizards from India fighting interdimensional terrors? What's new?"
I gotta appreciate how committed he is to come to work despite all this
gotta pay the bills somehow 😅
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Like he's there... Just late.
Real talk I woulda moved out of NYC after the first time Thor fucked my bitch
also gotta depreciate how little his manager cares about his trauma and just tells him to come even if he has to crawl
"I'm getting there since you know every goddamn thing" had me dying
Crazy how its obvious what happens and Bosses still dont give af.
Imagine getting fired because u dont have 4 backup cars
"You could've walked"
"How do you think I got here?"
"Oh shit! My car!" What about the kids
As Obadiah Stane would say:
"Collateral Damage"!
What about the kids? U could make more kids but he's trying to get to work so he doesn't have to live on the streets. What if he has kids to feed
man fuck dem lil niggas, the car is still being paid for and the kids are not his
What type of emoji is that is that new
@@user-ho3nd2qj2pUA-cam emojis
So, the bosses never change regardless of what universe they're in.
Big ups to the contractors in the MCU for how fast they build things back together 😂😂
they be building them things super fast; not a single crane in sight... who be building them back that fast?!
Damage Control @@zeebeereactions
This man can never run out of ideas 😂
It's the shrooms. 😊
Other youtubers have already done skits on this, like zach star
@@jonnyskybrockett8844 what does that have to do with him coming up with this lol
@@Ccubed92 everything
This idea has been done many times priveously.
This is a true villian arc right here 💀
Exactly
interesting fact: Amanda Waller addressed this with the heroes , she talked about property damage and financial chaos they always cause and suggested they find a way to check themselves before she has to find a way to do it.
They make characters like amanda waller seem villainous but they actually make good points 🤷🏾♂️
amanda waller is dc
Imagine the guys living in dc verse 😂
You’re a CEO of a Fortune 500 company … you accidentally bump into reverse flash next thing he goes back to reset the time line and you work at Burger King 💀
I was watching MoM last night and I realized when theyre fighting the octopus monster civilians dont even care anymore. They look more entertained than frightened
we need a movie with civilians who just dont give a fuck anymore. like some villian busts through the wall to a mall with a death ray, and the civilians just look at him, sigh and roll their eyes, and keep going about their business.
That movie showed both ends of the spectrum. At the start some people stick around to see Strange and Wong fight. At the end when Cleo shows up to talk, you can see some people fucking off when they notice a portal appear in the street.
@@jacobd1984different universe? The ending is the most confusing part because strange I’m pretty caused an incursion but then it switched to another universe. Time travel works differently as explained in endgame. The ending is just confusing.
because marvel is dogshit
Shang-Chi bus scene
THANOS SNAPPED MY GRANDMA AWAY 😅
Granda
@@StoneCorazon nah
She was due anyways 💀
@@benjaminowiadolor8379 Yet she's back though lol. Just enough time to see how f'd up the world has become a bit longer lol
W THANOS
This is one of the funniest skits ever! Please do make it a series!
You cure my depression Griffy, please don't stop posting videos
I'm starting to wonder how much insurance cost in the marvel universe
I’m pretty sure there’s like a group that fixes the mess that heroes make
In the comics the whole civil war was started by the fucking insurance company behind heroes bs XD
If an Asgardian smashes your property, does that count as an Act of God?
@@jacobd1984 not of god more like of A god
@@demarcohampton7303 ok so now explain the difference between “act of God” and “Act of a God” besides you just being Christian
The normal people in the world just cant catch a break
the acting was spot on. The spit flying really adds to the authenticity. If I was shouting my saliva would also be raining
A good Agents of shield movie can touch on this well, or a series but random episodes of POV and reaction from ordinary people like LD&R or like what if, even one or two episodes out of what if season two can satisfy this.
Car insurance must be a must in the marvel universe 😂
With how much insurance is already,that would probably cost a couple major organs 😂
@@woozyedmond per month
Where I live it's illegal to not have car insurance, it's not too far off from reality
Probably only in areas with alot of hero or villain activity
Car insurance is a must irl too btw lol
“Just cause the city is at war with these villains doesn’t excuse you from being late to work, i’m gonna have to sick your pay for the next year and a half” some in universe manager probably
That makes you hope dr. Octopus rips that manager apart while sabertooth eats his heart out literally.😂
Manager: "You dont have any sick days. You used up five years worth"
Me:"I was blipped by Thanos"
Manager:"Not covered by company policy. Just be grateful we allowed you to keep this job cuz the law says we have to".
Si la unica razon por la cual tengo trabajo es porque es ilegal despedirme entonces no tengo que agradecerte nada
This topic needs its own series. Waiting for the part 2
Bro, this sketch is GENIUS. Good writing.
Average people's lives in MCU:
"Sorry I'm late, Hulk was fighting some aliens in my neighborhood this morning"
"My house is destroyed, again, after Thor's lightning struck the whole place"
"Can you believe how many broken roads are there thanks to Ironman's superhero landing?"
I can imagine this would be a actual convo
At This Point..... Griffy is UNTOUCHABLE 😂
Need a series for this
This actually sounds like a pretty entertaining movie 😂
YES there should be one movie all about this guy trying to get to work
We just gonna ignore how Thor did this man dirty?
Please do a Series of these!! Coz every 6 months you will have new content to go on too!!
I want more of these Marvel series!
This man doesn’t run out of ideas 💀
I hope this becomes a series.
Griffy just keeps getting better and better
I feel like The Marvel universe has to have some superhero insurance policy in place because ain't no way 😭
They never show what's going on in the lives of the regular people when they have to deal with the damage caused by villains. I would actually like to see that
And heros.
Imagine Spiderman throwing your car and somehow you still go wait for the bus
I need more of these
-WE NEED MARVEL SHOWS ABOUT REGULAR PEOPLE LIVES.😹👏🏾👏🏾-
Daredevil and Punisher did a good job in the 2010s
Fr 🤣🤣🤣
The Boys
The closest we got was the Netflix shows
There was a comic called Marvels about a reporter living through the different Marvel eras. I always thought that would be a good one to adapt.
As a someone who lives in MCU, I can approve of all these.
I can't tolerate it now, alien invasion, flying robot, green monster jumping on the building, Mechanical Rhino, and then my whole family got bipped.
And now we are threat from other universes also!!!!!!
No bro, I can't cope with this😢😢
This need a series
This was 1000% needed lol
Very original
Imagine having to pay hero insurance (hero destroys something) AND villain insurance (bad guy destroy something)😂😂😂.
Life’s gotta be crazy
THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE IN A MOVIE ALREADY!
this man gets more views than Hollywood
Griffy showing us his villain backstory for the MCU
"You could have walked"
Griffy: "... That's what I did... that's why I'm this late, you idiot"
Griffin lowkey a shawty tho
This is quite entertaining skit, let have this video be his most watched
Mann the green goblin part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to own a construction company in a the Marvel universe. 😃
Said no one ever
Pretty sure how Vulture became a villain in the homecoming movie
@@dyteriaswinson8370 He was making bank tho
@rendezvousonmemorylane2363 yes he was till The Shocker messed it up🙄
The Marvel comicbook Damage Control deals with stuff like this.
Lets appreciate how Griffy always uploads original and funny content!
Definitely has to be the psychedelics he started to take.
The straw that broke the camel's back. LOL, great vid.
The title reminded me of this meme I saw once that said something like "Watching the Hulk throw your car at the villain and miss" so the actual premise for this skit just sent me
This NEEDS a part TWO. 👌👌👌👌
Man living in the MCU must sucks. Love your content Griffy.
DCU is no better. You got Superman flying around the world and shit. Think about that. Superman's flying is a feat of strength. So, his flying is how he jumps. How much kinetic force would one need and produce in order to fly 300m and then land.
Thank you. This video need to be made talking about the damage of the aftermath of these battles
Griffy this is funny.....u need to make more of these videos with this premise.
I always wonder how people think in Marvel movies 😂
It’s early in the morning here in this part of the world and griffin’s content is what I need for my Saturday morning ☕️🤣
The trains have been outta service for two monthe gatdammit. 😭
You're the best, griff.
Great video as always!
Best power delivery in the game. And somehow the camera work - even though it's simple- is always GREAT! Studying you bro!
This video would be crazy in 3D. All of Griffy's saliva flying right at you
Always felt like that is the reason why all superheros with secret identitys, faced no problems to be always late
He broke my legs, I couldn’t walk
“You could’ve crawled with your arms”
With how most of the villian spawning in New York, I think it would be make sense if New York become a ghost city.
But of course it would never happen in this kind of series lmao
If NY became a ghost city the villains would spawn somewhere else (another massive metropolitan city)
The whole point of spawning in NY is to cause maximum damage
This reminds me of that time I was vacationing in Sokovia and the Avengers lifted the entire thing into orbit to defeat Ultron then it crashed back to the earth and I miraculously survived. I called my boss to tell him of the harrowing experience and all he had to say was, "But, you're still coming to work tomorrow, right? What a dick 😩😩
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
This has to be one his best videos yet😂😂😂😂
He should do more of these
Griffy can't miss 😭😭🔥🔥🔥
I used to love comic book characters as a youth now I'm a big mythology fan, Blessed Be.
Same thing
Griffy never runs of ideas, protect this man at all costs
You should do more of this lol
Any comicbook universe would be a nightmare to live in as a regular citizen.
I could’ve walked IF DOCTOR STRANGE DIDN’T SEND ME TO THE MIRROR DIMENSION EVERY TIME I LEFT MY APARTMENT
Love it,feel it,do more plez💯🔥🔥
Griffy’s done it again…the portrayal of american managers with unreal expectations is the true gem 😂
"Our pizza delivery works even during alien invasion"
"With us life insurance is a snap!"
"Got a big hole in your wall and your budget? We got you covered!"
Realistically everybody would leave the cities and live in small towns and farms
Lol aye this is the best one man keep it up 😂
The sound quality is TOO good Damn
The build up at the end is brilliant.
Bro just be glad you ain't in the Invincible universe or the Boys. At least the Avengers save the day in the end. The "heroes" in THAT series need more saving than the people.
loooool
*cue homelander laughing maniacally at the crowd meme*
Legit how amazon treats their employees
We need an MCU movie about NormalMan
Living in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is basically like living in Hell if your a Normal Person.