Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 25 тис.

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 3 роки тому +146936

    1:46
    "You make my son look like Elon Musk."
    *That was a joke.*

  • @aniruddhasholla6121
    @aniruddhasholla6121 3 роки тому +23110

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment".
    Typical Asian dad

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому +335

      My soul yeeted

    • @NicoBlack69
      @NicoBlack69 3 роки тому +123

      Read it as he said it.

    • @Amanrajput-nn3yr
      @Amanrajput-nn3yr 3 роки тому +42

      Perfect

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому +105

      Dad: want some money? Go earn yourself. I mean not every Asian is loaded.

    • @outogetyougotyou5250
      @outogetyougotyou5250 3 роки тому +50

      It can't just be me, he sounds exactly like Uncle Roger?

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 3 роки тому +8719

    “Are you a cat”
    “What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tameriz1280
    @tameriz1280 3 роки тому +2799

    "Only scary thing about you is your unemployment"
    **Cries**

    • @Blackspidy619
      @Blackspidy619 3 роки тому +22

      So women don't like me cause I'm very scary?

    • @Blue-pk4ny
      @Blue-pk4ny 3 роки тому +8

      @@Blackspidy619 yes

    • @Yolo_Swagins
      @Yolo_Swagins 3 роки тому +2

      Gold line :D

    • @maryphilip2072
      @maryphilip2072 3 роки тому +2

      Ghost does not hunt asian becau se they worship demons

    • @lubyricabt9639
      @lubyricabt9639 3 роки тому +1

      Damn that hits right 😂

  • @snownotwhite
    @snownotwhite 7 місяців тому +781

    2:32 "What happened?! You ran out of lives?!" 😂

    • @DelanEditz
      @DelanEditz 4 місяці тому +6

      Hahhl lol

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 місяці тому +6

      It's the cat he put into dumplings last month. So YES.

  • @tefikarthik84
    @tefikarthik84 3 роки тому +5372

    “The only scary thing about you is your unemployment”
    I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔

  • @ACursedDemon
    @ACursedDemon 3 роки тому +3228

    "Ghosts don't haunt Asians, Asians haunt them"
    "Where's your proof?"
    Proof:

    • @hanax1860
      @hanax1860 3 роки тому +17

      Well if you really live in Asia, there is ghosts😂

    • @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice
      @Tellingthetruthaboutpolice 3 роки тому +2

      Trinidad is full of those damn jinns! Don't you have somewhere to be lol

    • @angeliemaguinda
      @angeliemaguinda 3 роки тому +3

      @@hanax1860 yeps that iq definitely true hahaha... In the place i live there are definitely spirits that almost gave me a heart attack more times than i can count (since I'm more sensitive to them)
      Ps. From the Philippines yo!

    • @nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086
      @nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086 3 роки тому +5

      Asian's ghosts more scared than Europe or America's ghosts😉👍🏻

    • @ane6183
      @ane6183 3 роки тому

      @@angeliemaguinda and is there a way to drive them away?

  • @laviellie
    @laviellie 3 роки тому +2642

    *“What are you? Are you a cat?”*
    *“Oh, so, you are a cat. What happenned? You ran out of lives?”*

    • @darkplaguer4338
      @darkplaguer4338 3 роки тому +50

      yea in asian culture we belive that cats have like 9 lives

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 3 роки тому +42

      @@darkplaguer4338 everyone says that even if they don’t believe it.

    • @clover6679
      @clover6679 3 роки тому +4

      hahaha

    • @acidvat3052
      @acidvat3052 3 роки тому +3

      @@heathjake25 😂😂

    • @neoelva1973
      @neoelva1973 3 роки тому

      I see the string pushing it

  • @Auroramyth
    @Auroramyth 7 місяців тому +374

    “Are you a cat?”
    This got me laughing so hard

  • @reinburhythm3215
    @reinburhythm3215 3 роки тому +6872

    Steven: *aggressively insults ghost*
    Ghost: *cries and telepathically drops can at same time*

    • @zekkorinnocake3955
      @zekkorinnocake3955 3 роки тому +58

      Uncle Roger cousin . Instead of mad at cooking fried rice , he was mad about ghost turning on his electricity .

    • @vluxz5528
      @vluxz5528 3 роки тому +4

      @The_Cookie_Dragon i had a seizure reading that bruh

    • @pikachuwithagun1708
      @pikachuwithagun1708 3 роки тому +7

      I would think he's crazy lol if i was a ghost, all ghost will be scared to go near him

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 3 роки тому +3

      *telekinetically
      Telepathy is mental manipulation. Telekinesis is interacting with the environment with no physical means.

    • @pikachuwithagun1708
      @pikachuwithagun1708 3 роки тому

      @@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 :v

  • @megancurtiss1158
    @megancurtiss1158 3 роки тому +2815

    "the only thing scary about you is your unemployment" my parents are going to copyright this saying.

  • @Alice-ku7ju
    @Alice-ku7ju 3 роки тому +3714

    “You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk.”
    *Same*

  • @z0nkus
    @z0nkus 2 місяці тому +73

    I like coming back to this one. The amount of dissing jokes suddenly going into wholesome ending with "we make friends" is just adding another way to smile with this video

  • @undefying8011
    @undefying8011 3 роки тому +21918

    "The only thing scary about you is unemployment"
    I'm not dying, I'm dead.

  • @EthelChamomile
    @EthelChamomile 3 роки тому +3796

    "You make my son look like Elon Musk."
    Not only did he kill two people in one sentence, he also killed the ghost.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +246

      Oooof

    • @crystallation4249
      @crystallation4249 3 роки тому +79

      Even if it's already dead, he still kill that ghost with words

    • @neiabaraja8040
      @neiabaraja8040 3 роки тому +24

      Double Dead

    • @punysloth4243
      @punysloth4243 3 роки тому +10

      I like how literally when I saw this comment it was 666 likes then when I opened the reply it became 671

    • @melissafeds1344
      @melissafeds1344 3 роки тому +9

      I didn't get that joke. We Asians don't praise kids. So...?

  • @mochi1i794
    @mochi1i794 3 роки тому +14984

    *is insulting it*
    *realizes it’s a cat*
    *proceeds to treat it better than his own son*

    • @auatom-
      @auatom- 3 роки тому +460

      Standard.

    • @trianna_phoenix9013
      @trianna_phoenix9013 3 роки тому +271

      Well, what else are you supposed to fo

    • @liquidtunes
      @liquidtunes 3 роки тому +186

      That was a great comedic turn.

    • @ohmygodbecky6829
      @ohmygodbecky6829 3 роки тому +426

      “This is my pet ghost cat named Beijing Corn. The cat came with the name.”

    • @Xerathiel
      @Xerathiel 3 роки тому +86

      Why would you hold a cat to human standards?

  • @xiaochen9214
    @xiaochen9214 7 місяців тому +33

    THE WAY HE JUST STARED AT THE CAN GETTING PULLED OFF BY THE STRING KILLED ME

  • @debbiedrawsfunny
    @debbiedrawsfunny 3 роки тому +1494

    “You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk”⚰️

    • @mehdisheriff
      @mehdisheriff 3 роки тому +19

      This had me cracking up more than it should have

    • @warlock479
      @warlock479 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't get the joke

    • @mehdisheriff
      @mehdisheriff 3 роки тому +30

      @@warlock479 elon musk is a very successful entrepreneur whereas on this video, Stevens dad is trying to portray him as a failure. The joke is that that kid is such a failure that in contrast to him, Steven looks like Elon musk

    • @debbiedrawsfunny
      @debbiedrawsfunny 3 роки тому +16

      @@warlock479 Let’s just say Elon Musk is one of the richest most successful people of our times and the ghost is so lame and such a failure, it’s making his kid look like he’s Elon Musk

    • @green4328
      @green4328 3 роки тому

      💀💀💀😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @vincentjohnflorio
    @vincentjohnflorio 3 роки тому +3032

    "You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week"
    That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into

  • @clijster14
    @clijster14 3 роки тому +1502

    "Why the hell is so cold, who are u my ex girlfriend?"
    Damn

  • @shrewkit
    @shrewkit 3 місяці тому +49

    honestly the ability to do that accent and drop it so easily is amazing

  • @hungrymeat3578
    @hungrymeat3578 3 роки тому +4446

    I felt when he said:
    "the only thing scary about you is your unemployment"

    • @CatololOSU
      @CatololOSU 3 роки тому +5

      first

    • @noobnation2
      @noobnation2 3 роки тому +29

      the ghost be like do u know who raised you :Asian be like idk :ghost I’m ur mom how dare u

    • @redlinx5520
      @redlinx5520 3 роки тому +2

      Kinda stole this comment bud

    • @thehunterhog1701
      @thehunterhog1701 3 роки тому +1

      @@redlinx5520 any askers?

    • @amin0es632
      @amin0es632 3 роки тому +2

      Idk why but I feel the same too

  • @questingchris1699
    @questingchris1699 3 роки тому +2265

    I’ve never heard someone respond to a ghost knocking something over with “Are you a cat?”
    Not going to lie that’s the joke that put me in tears.

    • @unjonnarai4612
      @unjonnarai4612 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lemon_boii1074
      @lemon_boii1074 3 роки тому +5

      I read this comment right when that part appeared 0.0

    • @Pippis78
      @Pippis78 3 роки тому +9

      I did once mistake "an occurrance" for a cat? Was staying in this big old house my parents had at the time. I was staying up late, probably drawing or something, when I heard a glass fall over / drop in the kitchen next to the room I was in. A very recognizable sound, glass on wood (not a breaking glass). "Damn cats!" I thought annoyed and went to pick up the glass. There was no cat and no glasses fallen over or on the floor or nothing. And nothing else either I could think would have made that sound. Creepy.
      Both of my parents saw a dark figure of a man around the kitchen several times.
      And I don't even believe in ghosts...

    • @lecoconutdead
      @lecoconutdead 3 роки тому +2

      But I did that too once-

    • @donerzombie1349
      @donerzombie1349 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly i thought of that the second time the tin fell down

  • @あかつき-n8d
    @あかつき-n8d 3 роки тому +2421

    "You're such a failure you make my son Look like Elon Musk.."
    Forgive me father

    • @danijelandroid
      @danijelandroid 3 роки тому +30

      1:45 Now I got the joke. Is the son the cameraman or is the cameraman his wife?
      He indirectly called his son stupid.
      Edit: it's his wife. I hear her giggle. 1:50

    • @liquidtunes
      @liquidtunes 3 роки тому +7

      I laughed so much at that one that I started coughing.

  • @Healer.moebius
    @Healer.moebius 6 місяців тому +22

    He's cracking one joke after another 😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing and accidentally spit out my precious strawberry milk 😂

  • @calistajudd1932
    @calistajudd1932 3 роки тому +12958

    "why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?"
    literal chills

  • @TheNIKNIKvideos
    @TheNIKNIKvideos 3 роки тому +2074

    "You're such a failure you make my son look like Elon Musk"
    I actually got that HAHA wittiest thing I've ever heard

    • @1lvkhj
      @1lvkhj 2 роки тому +4

      You're at 999 likes idk if I should make 1k or not lol

    • @roni_macaroni6179
      @roni_macaroni6179 2 роки тому +1

      I read that when it said that LMAO

    • @RonadMcdonaldFan
      @RonadMcdonaldFan 2 роки тому +2

      @@undead_6662 too late it's 1,4 k likes

    • @Someone-3376
      @Someone-3376 2 роки тому +2

      Can you explain the joke to a slow brain person like me

    • @undead_6662
      @undead_6662 2 роки тому +11

      @@Someone-3376
      You are a disappointment
      But there is someone so much more disappointing *than* you that they make *you* look like someone as successful as Elon compared to that someone

  • @icecrystal14_78
    @icecrystal14_78 3 роки тому +5772

    “Why the hell it’s so cold?”
    “Who are you? My ex girlfriend??”
    LMAO THIS GUYYY
    Edit: ty for 6k likes, even tho i’m just repeating what he said

  • @rossysong9505
    @rossysong9505 2 місяці тому +4

    " You have to do the laundry, you don't pay the rent you'll be wearing garbage bag next week." This got me laughing

  • @andreapunsalan8078
    @andreapunsalan8078 3 роки тому +5627

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment!"
    i felt that

  • @cripplingdepression3061
    @cripplingdepression3061 3 роки тому +3071

    "Why ghost don't haunt asians"
    Me, an asian who got B in a blood test: "We fear someting else"

    • @JohnDoe-xx7kc
      @JohnDoe-xx7kc 3 роки тому +40

      Explain please I don't understand
      edit: please stop replying i get it already

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 роки тому +187

      @@JohnDoe-xx7kc think of the asian stereotype of having "it's A grade or nothing" standard. An A is usually 85% and above grade, may vary depending on your country's education system.
      Having any other grade can bring dishonru to your famiru.

    • @bijeerani
      @bijeerani 3 роки тому +91

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got me good... I remember getting an O on a blood test and being scared to go home.

    • @jediknightnamek
      @jediknightnamek 3 роки тому +61

      My condolences to the Asians with a negative Rh factor. No matter your blood group, you will always come up short in life for your parents.

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 роки тому +5

      lmao why did I think that it was a bee joke

  • @supernova11711
    @supernova11711 3 роки тому +2585

    “Okay, I didn’t know you were a cat, I just thought you were stupid”. LOLLLL!!!!
    “You can stay here with me, we make friends” 😂

    • @StephanieGravalese
      @StephanieGravalese 3 роки тому +53

      This was my favorite part! How he totally changed his tone. ♥️😸

    • @otbaht
      @otbaht 3 роки тому +26

      Well it will catch the ghost mice and such so that has to count for something.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 3 роки тому +6

      Ghost pets are pretty awesome. They last longer than living pets.
      -looks to pets in my room-
      I made myself sad.

  • @larnusiakoutsofrigas6115
    @larnusiakoutsofrigas6115 8 місяців тому +12

    Steven He, you are hilarious, I am in stitches. I could laugh at you all day. thank you so much from Australia!!!

  • @stationmasterkuma
    @stationmasterkuma 3 роки тому +1489

    "Who the hell you think I am; Jackie Chan? I make videos on UA-cam!"
    *almost dies*

  • @johnmark3450
    @johnmark3450 3 роки тому +3160

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
    Ghost: "Bruh..."

  • @Reaper74928
    @Reaper74928 3 роки тому +9470

    “Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead

  • @michellewaite4482
    @michellewaite4482 7 місяців тому +10

    The whole cat thing warmed my ♥

  • @Kanin_is.Beri_Good
    @Kanin_is.Beri_Good 3 роки тому +3297

    Asians: I slap Ghost out of you *YOU FAILURE!*
    Ghost: *cries*

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 3 роки тому +1775

    Asian in front of Asian ghost: *screams in terror*
    Asian in front of American ghost: "You make my son look like Elon Musk!"

    • @boybigbob
      @boybigbob 3 роки тому +36

      American in front of American ghost: *pulls out gun*

    • @ld_glow3143
      @ld_glow3143 3 роки тому +5

      Kinda true

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +9

      @@boybigbob
      Honestly more like,
      *trips and falls*
      GO ON WITHOUT MEEE 😩✋

    • @boybigbob
      @boybigbob 3 роки тому +2

      @@qaiwiwi ok that was a good reference

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +3

      @@boybigbob
      Thank you :D

  • @ruchirrogert.3566
    @ruchirrogert.3566 3 роки тому +793

    Steven's dad: "You're such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk"
    Ghost: Depression

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +20

      *WW2 flashbacks*
      2
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      Never, ever desert you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      I'll never, ever desert you

    • @mriliketrains1247
      @mriliketrains1247 3 роки тому +7

      @@rempuia69 best Rick roll today

    • @radiogavemehead
      @radiogavemehead 3 роки тому +2

      @@rempuia69 PLS- 😭💀

    • @papke629
      @papke629 3 роки тому +1

      @@rempuia69 sir, you are the choosen one

    • @riyanagupta2984
      @riyanagupta2984 3 роки тому

      That part started playing whilst I read that

  • @mxmsoccer74
    @mxmsoccer74 2 місяці тому +3

    Being completely oblivious to the obvious string was too good 👍

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 3 роки тому +10181

    That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +963

      Yes! I saw the title and thought, "but asian ghost stories are the scariest", but now it makes sense why that is.

    • @jacobcarroll2624
      @jacobcarroll2624 3 роки тому +54

      @@beetlehatches2100 and another one also one for you

    • @justicereeves-batts2423
      @justicereeves-batts2423 3 роки тому +56

      Ghost of Tsushima

    • @hanhan9907
      @hanhan9907 3 роки тому +127

      Malays ghost are terrifying too😀 if u dont know , i suggest u to search this " pocong " this is the most terrifying for me😂 and these, "toyol" , " pontianak", "penanggal"..😂 im just suggesting. ✌🏻😁

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 роки тому +18

      @@hanhan9907 None of those are scary.

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho 3 роки тому +2373

    Ghost: "I will stick with you forever-"
    Me: "Dude I'm literally autistic and Japanese, do you seriously think that will scare me more than my mom's expectations and the weight of American bullshit?"

    • @devin9029
      @devin9029 3 роки тому +25

      Lol

    • @raventhorn9287
      @raventhorn9287 3 роки тому +32

      I got Asburger's. I have autism too. I admit I'm not asian, but love Japanese culture.❤️

    • @JessSuave
      @JessSuave 3 роки тому +2

      @Snot Dragger Last name is Chinese too.

    • @chinmustache6420
      @chinmustache6420 3 роки тому +4

      I’m only borderline autistic, and I barely keep up with the low standards I myself have

    • @God_3712
      @God_3712 3 роки тому +2

      I'm dying send help

  • @shadow-zayden8104
    @shadow-zayden8104 3 роки тому +4885

    "I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat I thought you were just stupid" this is the funniest part

    • @vincent_hall
      @vincent_hall 3 роки тому +103

      Can I be a cat in my next life?
      Lazy, rude and entitled, still respected, even by Asian parents.

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice 3 роки тому +28

      :I I love my cats I'd be head over heels for a ghost cat but I'd definitely have to deal with my stuff getting knocked down

    • @scourge1560
      @scourge1560 3 роки тому +7

      Right after I read this you said that it made it so much funnier oh my God

    • @zack_red5
      @zack_red5 3 роки тому +6

      @@vincent_hall but if you want to be a ghost cat its gonna take 9 tries

    • @humbledtrader2688
      @humbledtrader2688 3 роки тому +3

      Lols

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 3 місяці тому +5

    I want to see a whole series on this guy and ghost cat's lives together negotiating different aspects of life every day!

  • @mycereal
    @mycereal 3 роки тому +2779

    "Why ghosts dont haunt asians"
    Meanwhile: Asia having laws for spirits

  • @imissmybed3469
    @imissmybed3469 3 роки тому +3144

    “yu stoooopid”
    “y u so cold? r u my ex-girlfriend”
    I can’t with this guy.

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 3 роки тому +11

      😆😆😆😆

    • @ainzsama1565
      @ainzsama1565 3 роки тому +16

      What happened to your bed?

    • @captainjacksparrow5771
      @captainjacksparrow5771 3 роки тому

      Attention attention saita,s bed went missing

    • @SaltyShomudro
      @SaltyShomudro 3 роки тому +1

      The thief must've failed to commit suicide once so he tried doing it again by stealing saitama's bed

    • @n_0094
      @n_0094 3 роки тому

      Wonder what he did to his ex.

  • @pandemonium2536
    @pandemonium2536 3 роки тому +8977

    Can any of us blame him? Having a cat ghost is a completely different thing than having a real ghost.

    • @remington-7008
      @remington-7008 3 роки тому +235

      cat ghosts are real ghosts to im gonna start a petition

    • @Kaczyfunny
      @Kaczyfunny 2 роки тому +67

      Cat ghots matter!

    • @KM-vq1vy
      @KM-vq1vy 2 роки тому +55

      sorry to brk it to you but Cat Ghosts are real and they're sweet ^^

    • @wahwahster
      @wahwahster 2 роки тому +12

      Cat ghost, isn't that an arg?

    • @sparklepatch
      @sparklepatch 2 роки тому +3

      =^._.^= ∫👻💫

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 3 місяці тому +3

    2:09 Close-up on budget ghost's speechless face 😂😂😂😂

  • @goldenekpendu
    @goldenekpendu 3 роки тому +915

    "You're a cat? What happened...you ran out of lives?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharjeelazeem2753
    @sharjeelazeem2753 3 роки тому +5099

    In the USA: ghosts haunt people
    In Soviet Russia: people haunt ghosts
    In Africa: people use ghosts against other people
    In Asia: ghosts get existential crises after getting a 2 hour lecture from some random disappointed person

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +267

      can confirm. i'm russian and i was just the actor in a ghost movie. i played the human. it was a hit horror film among the ghosts

    • @siserecster
      @siserecster 3 роки тому +51

      The career of the ghosts got suck :(

    • @jtom2958
      @jtom2958 3 роки тому +66

      I’m American, my ghost is named Timmy. He’s haunted us for nearly 10 years now.

    • @acexone7290
      @acexone7290 3 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @greenlord9103
      @greenlord9103 3 роки тому +110

      Im an Asian, the ghosts in our village are homeless, they didn't get paid cuz they can't do their job well.

  • @ax-ig6tn
    @ax-ig6tn 2 роки тому +11894

    “Oh you’re a cat?”
    “What happened you run out of lives”
    This killed me 💀

  • @SaidulIslam-nk6to
    @SaidulIslam-nk6to 5 місяців тому +3

    Wow,good to meet an another asian like me,but i do fear ghosts,

  • @_NootNoot_
    @_NootNoot_ 3 роки тому +1300

    The robbers that break into his house would end up crying on the floor because of how much of a failure this guy would call them

    • @archise3191
      @archise3191 3 роки тому +33

      _Haiyaa, you couldn't even rob someone's house without waking them up ? Such a failure_

    • @ccefc_families297
      @ccefc_families297 3 роки тому +20

      You go get job and buy your OWN stuff. You no come steal MY stuff like the FAILURE you really are! LOL!
      (The robbers will be running out the door in tears).

    • @titaniumfalcon8670
      @titaniumfalcon8670 3 роки тому +1

      @Ashley Alian robber: ah cmon

    • @sealtheeggomelet5942
      @sealtheeggomelet5942 3 роки тому +1

      There was actually a tiktok about that. Robber ran into the son doing math homework, dad caught the robber and forced him to do math homework as well.

    • @ccefc_families297
      @ccefc_families297 3 роки тому

      @@sealtheeggomelet5942 Seriously? Or was that just a role play?

  • @libros7414
    @libros7414 3 роки тому +610

    Alternative Title: why Asians haunt ghosts

  • @peraltaisrael2598
    @peraltaisrael2598 3 роки тому +1607

    Asian to ghost: “if you’re not going to buy anything you have to leave my house.”

    • @maryrosegonzales132
      @maryrosegonzales132 3 роки тому +28

      *In an Asian's house you have to be useful and do things around the house or else you have to leave, that is why your parents taught you when you are old enough how to clean, buy, and cook and most importantly how to cook rice, if you do not know how to do those things until you grow up then you are just a ghost to us and you must get out and leave*

    • @isda3314
      @isda3314 3 роки тому

      I am ur 1K like. Congrats your less of a failure now :)

    • @skylarthegreat9146
      @skylarthegreat9146 3 роки тому +1

      @@maryrosegonzales132 my parents in a nutshell

    • @deepyamandas1192
      @deepyamandas1192 3 роки тому +3

      @@maryrosegonzales132 lol that's like every Asian house wether south east,india,Japan,china or middle East you have to be eligible to do something

    • @dramamama8717
      @dramamama8717 3 роки тому +5

      @@maryrosegonzales132 Unless you are the only son, then you only have to breathe and your mother brings you a glass of water, makes your bed, makes favourite food, and otherwise waits on your every wish .. at least in this house - older sister - can't cook, well learn, living alone in another city? You will get used to it. Education? Anything less than A/Excellence is FAIL. And by the way, what moron can't cook rice? I mean, $35 rice cooker, rinse, add water, hit go (and never use the "warm" option) bang, you have cooked rice. Oh, and the big sack Cambodian rice is the best (IMO).

  • @leximuaune4229
    @leximuaune4229 7 місяців тому +6

    I'm hollering 😂 I'm straight hollering 😂 love this

  • @dekkooo6425
    @dekkooo6425 3 роки тому +777

    Also asian moms when they feel a ghost:
    "That is one of our relatives visiting, go pay respect to them."
    p.s.: My mom actually said this to me😅

    • @vertebraefeline6067
      @vertebraefeline6067 3 роки тому +11

      Oh God same!

    • @hvnterly8388
      @hvnterly8388 3 роки тому +25

      Definitely thought shrines and offerings would be where this video was going 😅😭🙏

    • @winterknightstorm
      @winterknightstorm 3 роки тому +2

      Same 😂😂

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 3 роки тому +2

      My dad said that 😅

    • @caramelmacchiato3507
      @caramelmacchiato3507 3 роки тому +16

      literally my lola when a brown butterfly or a grasshopper suddenly appears in our house out of nowhere 😂

  • @abdlhmdx
    @abdlhmdx 3 роки тому +3505

    **Dad doesn’t want ghost cat**
    **Family goes and gets ghost cat anyways**
    *Dad and ghost cat:*

    • @novarangerx6441
      @novarangerx6441 3 роки тому +103

      Walks in the door with cat,
      Father:
      “Oh what da hell.”

    • @prakash4737
      @prakash4737 3 роки тому +25

      @@novarangerx6441 I heard that what da helll while reading ur comment lmao

    • @SimplyComi
      @SimplyComi 3 роки тому +10

      Dabi did your dad do any of these things

    • @aku3119
      @aku3119 3 роки тому +1

      @@prakash4737 Me too

    • @ItzaMystri
      @ItzaMystri 3 роки тому

      What a great comment

  • @Anshuhd
    @Anshuhd 3 роки тому +702

    "are you a cat"
    "What happened you run out of lives"
    Lamo 😂

    • @Accuracy_Precision
      @Accuracy_Precision 3 роки тому +14

      LAUGHING ASS MY OFF!!!

    • @sisuia1515
      @sisuia1515 3 роки тому +24

      And the fact that he is being more friendly to a ghost cat 🤣 he must be a cat person ?

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 3 роки тому +2

      Lamonede

    • @Trapqueendekay
      @Trapqueendekay 3 роки тому +2

      @@Accuracy_Precision 💀

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 3 місяці тому +3

    "Who the hell do you think I am, Jackie Chan? I make videos on UA-cam!"

  • @embeboso8329
    @embeboso8329 3 роки тому +14191

    the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable

    • @hrafnkol1404
      @hrafnkol1404 2 роки тому +154

      Indescribable

    • @labakanurzidil2464
      @labakanurzidil2464 2 роки тому +81

      i thought kinder has something to do with kindergarten :D :D :D

    • @miavika1074
      @miavika1074 2 роки тому +282

      Tbh I feel like anyone would act much different to a ghost of a pet than a human in their house

    • @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115
      @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 2 роки тому +70

      I would honestly do the same thing-

    • @PETERGRlFFlN
      @PETERGRlFFlN 2 роки тому +39

      Wait asians love cats? I thought they make them into dumplings? 😅

  • @abcdefoff3307
    @abcdefoff3307 3 роки тому +1985

    "The only thing scary about u is ur unemployment."
    "You a cat? U run out of life?"😂😂😂

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 3 роки тому +10

      🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👻

    • @atlf3357
      @atlf3357 3 роки тому +7

      @@Danae78 LMAO PLSSSS NOT THE 9 LIVES 😭

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 3 роки тому +3

      @@atlf3357 yep all of them.

  • @gpub1132
    @gpub1132 Рік тому +12108

    "Only thing scary about you is your unemployment " that killed it for me😂😂

  • @RobbCharnoff-lu5eo
    @RobbCharnoff-lu5eo Місяць тому +3

    You sound like Uncle Roger 😂❤ 0:38

  • @cyrilramayrat9861
    @cyrilramayrat9861 2 роки тому +6435

    "You're a cat? What happened you ran out of lives?" Omfg😂😂

    • @navymed3
      @navymed3 2 роки тому +50

      Lmfao at that one

    • @benkenobi6582
      @benkenobi6582 2 роки тому +24

      He clearly said “you run of of rives” hahahaha

    • @nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895
      @nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895 2 роки тому +22

      I think he mean that old people say that a cat have 9 lives

    • @barrickfischer
      @barrickfischer 2 роки тому +2

      That banter is a "catty" one

    • @mason7645
      @mason7645 2 роки тому +8

      He's so sweet when he realized that ghost is a cat 😹

  • @_samn.nonyuh
    @_samn.nonyuh 3 роки тому +5312

    Father Steven: "ONLY THING SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!"
    Ghost: *i hurt*

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +324

      Hahaha

    • @Justthemna
      @Justthemna 3 роки тому +13

      LOLLLL

    • @Mrchiken556
      @Mrchiken556 3 роки тому +9

      xD

    • @Justthemna
      @Justthemna 3 роки тому +14

      Hmm so that’s why random things stopped happening in my house (im Asian)

    • @_samn.nonyuh
      @_samn.nonyuh 3 роки тому +2

      @@Justthemna HA!

  • @seyityaman7737
    @seyityaman7737 3 роки тому +1152

    When Steven’s dad said “It smells like bitch in here” - takes away the sheet- “ yep definitely smells like bitch” I was dying so hard

    • @rosekay5031
      @rosekay5031 3 роки тому +24

      I thought he said “it smells like FISH” 🤣
      Which makes sense if ghost is a cat!

    • @cyberalex1036
      @cyberalex1036 3 роки тому +2

      @@rosekay5031 he definitely said cat

  • @royhi1809
    @royhi1809 2 місяці тому +4

    EeeeMOTIONAL DAaaaMAGE!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +37255

    If I was a ghost, I wouldn't want to get roasted by him either. Better to roast in actual hell.

  • @DaltonChannel
    @DaltonChannel 3 роки тому +7984

    Meanwhile,
    Ghost 1: Oh look a lonely person! Let's haunt him
    Ghost 2: Nah! Forget it, he's an Asian

  • @anniemcgough8460
    @anniemcgough8460 2 роки тому +3419

    "You don't pay the rent, you gonna be wearing garbage bag next week." This killed me, I'm the ghost of Beijing Corn now.

  • @trishr.6841
    @trishr.6841 Місяць тому +3

    This man didn't even try to hide the string for the can falling off of the piano

    • @victorvolobuev507
      @victorvolobuev507 Місяць тому

      The first rule about fight club, is we dont talk about fight club😂

  • @r.prokop660
    @r.prokop660 3 роки тому +732

    "I make videos on youtube..." Awkward pause as he silently reflexes on his life choices. He looked like he was going to break character at his own joke. Priceless. 🤣

  • @Jily_Stan
    @Jily_Stan 2 роки тому +9399

    I love how he becomes nice and gentle after realising it was a cat

    • @savageboy22
      @savageboy22 2 роки тому +299

      Well ya who doesn’t like cats besides the failure in the corner we don’t talk to him

    • @Phoenix_Wright2
      @Phoenix_Wright2 2 роки тому +77

      I don’t like cats. They all try to attack me if I’m around them. It appears that I’m the guy in the corner.

    • @mr.supersonicultra9131
      @mr.supersonicultra9131 2 роки тому +232

      @@Phoenix_Wright2 Stay in the corner peasant

    • @josephstalin7403
      @josephstalin7403 2 роки тому +14

      Don't really like cats

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 2 роки тому +119

      cats are good luck and give good fortune in business. You'd be a failure of an asian to mess with a living good luck charm because a cat that's pissed at you will turn into a sexy lady and take everything you own.

  • @gyong7808
    @gyong7808 3 роки тому +37981

    100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back

    • @aaronbrans7278
      @aaronbrans7278 3 роки тому +2649

      Way to go gammy

    • @ninjaartist1235
      @ninjaartist1235 3 роки тому +2156

      Your grandma sounds awesome

    • @box_guy
      @box_guy 3 роки тому +831

      Lol now buy her a crucifix and holy water for the ultimate tripo

    • @theoz-zone7470
      @theoz-zone7470 3 роки тому +468

      Legendary.

    • @theteaperson1998
      @theteaperson1998 3 роки тому +720

      Yep my grandma says that ghosts live in our house, though instead of scaring people they just play small pranks like turning off the light etc.

  • @rasashahamipour7523
    @rasashahamipour7523 2 місяці тому +1

    Because ghosts know they are going to take EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 3 роки тому +10511

    I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice

    • @Kaczyfunny
      @Kaczyfunny 2 роки тому +308

      The best pet. No need for litter or food, but he has a companion.

    • @labakanurzidil2464
      @labakanurzidil2464 2 роки тому +56

      Discworld's Death also likes cats, they see him and like him ...

    • @zacherobay
      @zacherobay 2 роки тому +9

      I saw this as the preview comment... Im sad i was told now 😂

    • @okami-shaman9548
      @okami-shaman9548 2 роки тому +35

      #1, cant argue with a cat, #2 the cats you dont have to be obligated to feed are some of the best cats ( meaning barn cats )

    • @ebnertra0004
      @ebnertra0004 2 роки тому +19

      What a coincidence that the face of Beijing Co'n would find a cat with that very name

  • @jinstriplehighnote4828
    @jinstriplehighnote4828 3 роки тому +1208

    the only thing scary about this video is that he's wearing shoes inside the house

    • @stardustpink
      @stardustpink 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 3 роки тому +16

      When I was younger, I'd actually take offense to this. But when you think about it, as an American, when do you *actually* have on shoes around the house? Literally never 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-oe1df5xd9z
      @user-oe1df5xd9z 3 роки тому +1

      Bahahaha

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 3 роки тому +1

      My mom does

    • @user-oe1df5xd9z
      @user-oe1df5xd9z 3 роки тому +5

      @@moniqtl whaaaaaaa? my mum would never. If she saw me wear shoes inside the house ... it will be the
      end of meee

  • @lara_spithfire
    @lara_spithfire 3 роки тому +2700

    "Only thinG scAry about U is yU uneMploYmEnt"
    Ghost: * crying * I'm dead, give me a break!

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +57

      s H O U L D h A v E t h O U g h T o f T hA T bE FOre U DIeed

    • @resonanceless7026
      @resonanceless7026 3 роки тому +5

      But the ghost already dead so what can the ghost get already ?

    • @purple3722
      @purple3722 3 роки тому +2

      @@resonanceless7026 true

    • @zeishime1832
      @zeishime1832 3 роки тому +5

      I red this at the exact moment he said it- nice ✨Coincidence✨

    • @kathiaking7287
      @kathiaking7287 3 роки тому +3

      The best line ever!!

  • @thehellhunter4696
    @thehellhunter4696 3 місяці тому +1

    In Asia, we don't run from ghosts. We chase them until they are scared and regretting it 😂😂😂

  • @mysteriousdiamondsword4140
    @mysteriousdiamondsword4140 3 роки тому +1782

    The ghosts watching their friends getting scolded: 👁👄👁🍿
    Edit: i spelled theyre cus of auto correct
    Other edit: 1.8k?!!! HOW?!-

    • @YunikuYosefMomoka
      @YunikuYosefMomoka 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 роки тому +4

      Please laugh

    • @angellyz98
      @angellyz98 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 роки тому +5

      That just gives me a new theory that ghosts go out in groups and each of them have to try and scare the victim while the others judge like friend groups

    • @jayxfrost8987
      @jayxfrost8987 3 роки тому +7

      you mean "their friends"? Because your sentence doesn't really make sense.

  • @TheKhopesh
    @TheKhopesh 3 роки тому +731

    "Where the hell were you on Halloween? I had to buy the stupid fake web and skeleton. One day a year, and you do nothing!"

  • @GalacticGab
    @GalacticGab 2 роки тому +4414

    “You run out of lives”
    “I thought you were just stupid”
    This man just improvises everything
    We all saw him smile when he spoke about being a UA-cam

  • @phoenixx913
    @phoenixx913 8 місяців тому +2

    No one escapes from the wrath of Asian slippers and emotional damage not man, beast nor spirit.

  • @ephraimmendoza5450
    @ephraimmendoza5450 2 роки тому +12837

    He even roasted the cat ghost.
    "Oh you a kat? What happened you ran outta lives?"
    This is just golden!

    • @Al-zb6oz
      @Al-zb6oz 2 роки тому +83

      ghost.png

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames 2 роки тому +123

      Imagine having 9 lives and being a failure in all 9 lives

    • @ephraimmendoza5450
      @ephraimmendoza5450 2 роки тому +28

      @@LeBronyaJames Ohh if he had said that it would have been perfect!

    • @Al-zb6oz
      @Al-zb6oz 2 роки тому +6

      @Ephriam Mendoza

    • @VArsovski10
      @VArsovski10 2 роки тому +2

      Not writing this often but:
      3000th :)

  • @truevine336
    @truevine336 3 роки тому +1624

    I like how he's insulting a bed sheet.

  • @salimgueclue2611
    @salimgueclue2611 2 роки тому +5263

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
    this killed me

  • @wilkinstokarev5705
    @wilkinstokarev5705 7 місяців тому +2

    Thanks to you man now I'm beginning to overcome my fear of ghosts! 👻👻👻

  • @sanandreas_timtim
    @sanandreas_timtim 3 роки тому +3336

    Asians: "im not scared of the ghosts"
    Ghost: "takes rice"
    Asians: "so you have chosen death again?"

    • @ColonizedEthan
      @ColonizedEthan 3 роки тому +55

      emphasis on again

    • @kanexiong3827
      @kanexiong3827 3 роки тому +33

      True true😂 dont mess with my rice or noodles

    • @sanandreas_timtim
      @sanandreas_timtim 3 роки тому +6

      @@kanexiong3827 ha yea

    • @perseph0ne1608
      @perseph0ne1608 3 роки тому +16

      *“Again”*

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +15

      "Again" oh no
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      Never, ever desert you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      I'll never, ever desert you

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 роки тому +23408

    took me a while to figure out the sheeted lamp was the ghost

    • @latchlessone7009
      @latchlessone7009 3 роки тому +48

      I see you everywhere

    • @Luis-fl3kz
      @Luis-fl3kz 3 роки тому +72

      this guy has like 10 people logged into his account and commenting on every video ever

    • @masteryoda4296
      @masteryoda4296 3 роки тому +56

      @@Luis-fl3kz first time seeing him

    • @Luis-fl3kz
      @Luis-fl3kz 3 роки тому +38

      @@masteryoda4296 it won't be the last

    • @Luis-fl3kz
      @Luis-fl3kz 3 роки тому +16

      @Lupa lmao

  • @elf9136
    @elf9136 3 роки тому +658

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
    I'm about to die of laughter

  • @RexpersChild
    @RexpersChild 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro was straight up cooking dude 😂 that ghost lived long enough to die twice bro caught strays in the afterlife💀

  • @Kei-xc5jf
    @Kei-xc5jf 3 роки тому +2203

    “You’re such a failure”
    Ghost who is doing their best to scare him: 🥺

    • @Fransiska_234
      @Fransiska_234 3 роки тому +29

      THAT LOT OF DAMAGE

    •  3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @qaiwiwi
    @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +2794

    !!Spoilers to those who didn't finish the whole video!!
    I love how he just switches moods when he found out that the ghost was a cat.
    We respect cats in the household. Unemployed ghosts will get their sad ass kicked out.

    • @anythinggoeswithcats2822
      @anythinggoeswithcats2822 3 роки тому +26

      memento mori

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +17

      @@anythinggoeswithcats2822
      Unus annus

    • @obende
      @obende 3 роки тому +11

      @@qaiwiwi UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

    • @obende
      @obende 3 роки тому +8

      @@anythinggoeswithcats2822 username checks out

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +9

      @@obende
      "Don't pee in our Brita Filter, Mark!"

  • @rainfall1085
    @rainfall1085 3 роки тому +2344

    "We don't believe in ghosts, they're not profitable."

    • @Eiighttttt
      @Eiighttttt 3 роки тому +25

      Oh
      *me being a ghost*
      I be sad now :c

    • @maryrosegonzales132
      @maryrosegonzales132 3 роки тому +20

      *As an Asian yes that is true*

    • @iammarauder5418
      @iammarauder5418 3 роки тому +4

      Medium left the chat

    • @freyagaia8344
      @freyagaia8344 3 роки тому +1

      We hunt them???? Lmao 😂 Elder's saying

    • @BodohYono
      @BodohYono 3 роки тому

      You wrong, once a week, they give food to spirit, burn a stick, hope it will bring fortune. Even rich people in singapore do that

  • @MeeraSolkar-k9v
    @MeeraSolkar-k9v Місяць тому +2

    0:27 AY AY! DON'T MAKE ME DUMB! I SEE THE STRING!

  • @thincone2665
    @thincone2665 3 роки тому +770

    "I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat i thought you were just stupid"
    That killed me 😂

  • @SunnyKhuranaViolin
    @SunnyKhuranaViolin 3 роки тому +87940

    I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.

    • @Toxin_Globe
      @Toxin_Globe 3 роки тому +2491

      I was gonna type that lol

    • @u-rav-u
      @u-rav-u 3 роки тому +617

      @@Toxin_Globe bro same

    • @iight-speedff9284
      @iight-speedff9284 3 роки тому +432

      @@u-rav-u same bro

    • @ghostazamo8405
      @ghostazamo8405 3 роки тому +2331

      Asian production have to look fake, we no have the funding. *asian accent*

    • @r3dsir130
      @r3dsir130 3 роки тому +1454

      Plot twist: the ghost was using the string

  • @kaiz1845
    @kaiz1845 3 роки тому +742

    Ghost: *torments Asian kid*
    Asian kid: *(in edgy Kaneki voice)* You think something like that would hurt, after 13 hours school days and zero displays of affection from my parents for the last 18 years?

    • @Damnnthatscrazy
      @Damnnthatscrazy 3 роки тому +31

      The accuracy...

    • @pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149
      @pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149 3 роки тому +42

      Haha tho not this extreme, I had an experience once where I was still studying like about 2:30 am and heard some crazy s, Im like wtf I’m still on chapter 1 and two more to go, how can I do this?. I could not even bother to look at whats making those weird ass noises, cause Im already shitting myself for the exam tomorrow.

    • @hariyonime
      @hariyonime 3 роки тому +5

      Same lolol lol

    • @Soul-zg8sd
      @Soul-zg8sd 3 роки тому +6

      Hmmm same also Cheers bro ill drink to that

    • @randomprozimity
      @randomprozimity 3 роки тому +12

      This hits home like my parents hit me with sandals