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  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat 6 місяців тому +645

    Most people aren't really Wheat Intolerant, they just enjoy going against the grain.

    • @shafiyaalgiquadra1105
      @shafiyaalgiquadra1105 6 місяців тому +9

      😂

    • @quenteqmampff8204
      @quenteqmampff8204 6 місяців тому +4

      Congratulations! You're the 10,000th person the make this joke!!

    • @IamVegaskid
      @IamVegaskid 5 місяців тому +21

      @@quenteqmampff8204imagine that, somebody repeating a joke

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 5 місяців тому

      ​@@quenteqmampff8204So erm... if you think that your comment is brand new... I got some bad news for you

    • @FarTooFar
      @FarTooFar 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@quenteqmampff8204 first time I've heard it. or maybe I was drunk when I heard it, and then forgot about it. anyway, it was funny enough.

  • @loading9110
    @loading9110 4 місяці тому +35

    The fact he had cancer and very few people knew about it, just shows this whole segment wasn't just a bit. He was a man of his word about not using illness to look for sympathy and attention.

  • @nunosoares2329
    @nunosoares2329 6 місяців тому +310

    RIP Sean Lock. Thanks for all the laughs and sincere overdue condolences to the family for your loss. 😔🇬🇧

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 6 місяців тому +4

      He wasn’t that funny

    • @louisoshea9900
      @louisoshea9900 5 місяців тому +9

      @@ferise1 may I ask what you’ve done with your life ?

    •  5 місяців тому +12

      @@louisoshea9900 He's either a Para-olympian, Celiac or Chunt. My guess is Chunt.

    • @Sam-lj9vj
      @Sam-lj9vj 5 місяців тому +8

      @@ferise1 We can already tell you're the kind of person that would scream at kids when they play in the streets.

    • @lebleh
      @lebleh 5 місяців тому

      Gday chunt

  • @julianevans9548
    @julianevans9548 5 місяців тому +174

    As a coeliac, I love the legions of 'wheat-intolerant' hipster divvies. Because of them, I have far more gluten-free options, and the stuff that is made is much better nowadays because so many of them are buying it.

    • @lebleh
      @lebleh 5 місяців тому +15

      Wait that's hilarious and awesome at the same time.

    • @dallasreid7755
      @dallasreid7755 5 місяців тому +3

      Fair comment!

    • @Jess_Pea
      @Jess_Pea 5 місяців тому +15

      Vegans have given me all the dairy-free options, praise be!

    • @TheEducator89
      @TheEducator89 4 місяці тому +5

      For the same reason I love all the people who believe climate change. Because of them I get to drive Teslas.

    • @mokovec
      @mokovec 4 місяці тому +1

      ... and cheaper.

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 6 місяців тому +231

    a shirt with I HATE THE BLIND would be the best thing to find those perpetually offendet people.
    and when somebody comes at you:"no blind person has ever complained about the shirt"

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 6 місяців тому +14

      My shirt reads "I hate people who can't spell the word offended!" 😁

    • @BajkonurBobby
      @BajkonurBobby 6 місяців тому +6

      😄 Thats brilliant! 👌👌
      Sean could’ve made that joke himself.

    • @dariogutierrez6716
      @dariogutierrez6716 5 місяців тому +3

      That's a pretty good joke. Yours?

    • @markglass9123
      @markglass9123 5 місяців тому +6

      If you want to really mess with peoples' heads, that t-shirt should have the message in print and braille.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 5 місяців тому

      What if you write it in braille?

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ 6 місяців тому +230

    Just brilliant. I wish Sean was still around, and that we had him for PM.

    • @rodmac8358
      @rodmac8358 6 місяців тому +11

      For PM and AM too.

    • @benfoley8174
      @benfoley8174 6 місяців тому +1

      For PM!?

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 6 місяців тому +2

      @@benfoley8174- Prime Minister.

    • @_J.F_
      @_J.F_ 6 місяців тому

      @@benfoley8174 Prime Minister.

    • @katebygrave
      @katebygrave 6 місяців тому +1

      He is still around; just not alive anymore.

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 6 місяців тому +41

    He didnt hate blind people, he just didnt see eye to eye with them.

  • @thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688
    @thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688 5 місяців тому +28

    This tactic straight up works. I remember a chugger suggesting I must care about some water issue cuz I was carrying a water bottle. I said "Water? This is straight vodka." and kept walking. I got no response.

  • @melvynplantmusic
    @melvynplantmusic 5 місяців тому +18

    That’s why Labradors are so dear, nearly fell over laughing, miss him lots.

  • @stuartrobertson9270
    @stuartrobertson9270 6 місяців тому +37

    Sean, just doing his bit to make comedy as inclusive as possible.

  • @harmoniefaerielove
    @harmoniefaerielove 5 місяців тому +11

    Chunts ...word of the century..🙌..

  • @tehjoch
    @tehjoch 6 місяців тому +31

    I wish we could have seen him participate in taskmaster

    • @BajkonurBobby
      @BajkonurBobby 6 місяців тому +4

      Oh wow… That would’ve been fantastic. 😮😢

    • @iainball2023
      @iainball2023 4 місяці тому +1

      That would have been epic. ❤ thanks for that little thought. 😊
      RIP Sean .

  • @robjackson9943
    @robjackson9943 6 місяців тому +16

    Miss him must sort out my sights.. love him really 🎉

  • @lisamccarthy6969
    @lisamccarthy6969 6 місяців тому +29

    Miss him loads...so witty..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lestercombs1871
    @lestercombs1871 6 місяців тому +50

    As an American, this is the UK’s funniest man. RIP Sean you’re missed.

    • @wordsound420
      @wordsound420 6 місяців тому +8

      As an American you should keep your opinion to yourself.

    • @tryaluck
      @tryaluck 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@@wordsound420it's pretty ironic, that you should have kept your opinion to yourself.

    • @tryaluck
      @tryaluck 5 місяців тому +2

      As an Englishman, thank you for your comment.

    • @wordsound420
      @wordsound420 5 місяців тому +1

      @@tryaluck that's your opinion and you should have kept yours to yourself.

    • @odd_shoes
      @odd_shoes 5 місяців тому

      ​@@wordsound420As a reasonable person from the UK, please don't vote for Trump.

  • @iain1019
    @iain1019 6 місяців тому +22

    Wish Sean locke was still with us. Rest in peace.

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u 5 місяців тому +3

      He's still with us... but instead of being funny.... he's smelling funny......... 😜

    • @mrfocigaz
      @mrfocigaz 3 місяці тому

      Spell his name right then.

    • @iain1019
      @iain1019 3 місяці тому

      @@mrfocigaz didn't realise UA-cam was an English exam knob head

  • @dutchmansmine9053
    @dutchmansmine9053 5 місяців тому +18

    My mum was really into wheat intolerance. She reckoned it affected myself and my brother's behaviour. Anyway, now i love the stuff. Moving out of home is great, you can eat whatever you can afford. And bread is cheap.

    • @briandooley1516
      @briandooley1516 5 місяців тому +1

      Especially tiger loaf

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 4 місяці тому +1

      Look at it this way: you're one of the few people on the planet excited to eat bread xD!

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 місяці тому

      It MUST be the bread! What else could it have possibly been??

    • @dutchmansmine9053
      @dutchmansmine9053 4 місяці тому

      @@Vaguer_Weevil Oh, it was more than just bread believe me.

  • @SMSJ223
    @SMSJ223 5 місяців тому +7

    He was fucking mental in the best possible way! better known as a genius of life's taboo's. Christ I miss him! R.I.P Sean Lock.

  • @stivesclaret76
    @stivesclaret76 6 місяців тому +21

    Chunts...😂

  • @user-hq7yo9yg2f
    @user-hq7yo9yg2f 5 місяців тому +7

    Like most things ya don’t appreciate them till there gone

  • @darrenneil4533
    @darrenneil4533 6 місяців тому +43

    Brilliant! 😂 Always guaranteed a good laugh with Sean! Taken from us far too soon RIP mate.

  • @dorianlloyd9388
    @dorianlloyd9388 16 днів тому

    The best of his time and mine. Love this man.

  • @johnnycanadiana1897
    @johnnycanadiana1897 5 місяців тому +5

    Was so sad when he died... was one of my favorite british comedians

  • @Dude-etiquette
    @Dude-etiquette 4 місяці тому +1

    One of the funniest people ever. RIP Sean.

  • @DrWho-vc2go
    @DrWho-vc2go 6 місяців тому +3

    3:47 The Wheatly News....

  • @idealmethod
    @idealmethod 6 місяців тому +3

    He the man,

  • @schlongy2dope
    @schlongy2dope 6 місяців тому +3

    LEGEND

  • @edwardwilliammorris1340
    @edwardwilliammorris1340 5 місяців тому

    The best always leave us first ♥️

  • @rumien1383
    @rumien1383 6 місяців тому +8

    They just don’t make them like Sean anymore😊😊😊😊

  • @shaunmorrissey7313
    @shaunmorrissey7313 5 місяців тому +2

    Everybody lost a little something when Sean left us.

  • @pinicalebeats8213
    @pinicalebeats8213 5 місяців тому +3

    What a legend. RIP

  • @niuchajianfa6222
    @niuchajianfa6222 6 місяців тому +1

    brilliant

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 6 місяців тому +4

    Chunts😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielfletcher8357
    @danielfletcher8357 5 місяців тому +4

    Losing Sean Lock was an absolute travesty - comic genius and I’m glad I got to see him live.

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Місяць тому

      IMO seeing them live is much better than seeing them... dead. They can't do... stand up... at all when they're dead.
      Seriously though, a great talent gone and missed by many!

  • @ibanezpaul
    @ibanezpaul 5 місяців тому +1

    Legend

  • @theshushu7940
    @theshushu7940 6 місяців тому +6

    What a legend. Miss this guy

  • @motttta
    @motttta 3 місяці тому

    Legend.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 місяців тому

    Classic.

  • @peteaulit
    @peteaulit 6 місяців тому +1

    The special Olympics part couldn’t have been a flying circus bit back in the day.

  • @hughoxford8735
    @hughoxford8735 6 місяців тому

    There’s a portlandia episode about this. Very good

  • @abestm8
    @abestm8 6 місяців тому +13

    Sadly Missed

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh Sean... How we miss you.......

  • @ThatGuyThanus
    @ThatGuyThanus 5 місяців тому +1

    Chunts😂😂😂

  • @olemog2326
    @olemog2326 20 днів тому

    People go on about the evils of wheat all the time I love the stuff x

  • @Pink-Martini
    @Pink-Martini 6 місяців тому +5

    RIP Sean 💔🕯

  • @irh1738
    @irh1738 5 місяців тому +1

    RIP legend. We miss you.

  • @ashroskell
    @ashroskell 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m being treated for severe agoraphobia. Truthfully. Funnily enough, that’s exactly how I throw my javelins. He was obviously there.

  • @iancrombie8862
    @iancrombie8862 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm so intolerant of wheat intolerance!!🤣

  • @MrAshtute
    @MrAshtute 3 місяці тому +1

    8/10 cats just isn't the same...very very funny guy. RIP.

  • @leonidasanaxandridas6163
    @leonidasanaxandridas6163 9 днів тому

    As an Agoraphobic I thought Sean’s joke was hilarious. I could see myself doing the Caravan Javeline 😂😂. You’re very missed Sean.

  • @SorensenBjerring
    @SorensenBjerring 6 місяців тому

    😅😂❤❤I MISS YOU 😢

  • @dallasreid7755
    @dallasreid7755 5 місяців тому +1

    What a loss I could listen to him forever 😢

  • @jameslane8902
    @jameslane8902 6 місяців тому

    Legend missed so much.

  • @Simon-kh2dd
    @Simon-kh2dd 4 місяці тому

    Deep joy

  • @jelmervanlenteren773
    @jelmervanlenteren773 5 місяців тому +1

    I am blind. Legally. Fully colourblind. I do skateboard, paint, so I detest the blind too ❤❤❤

  • @andrewcroucher
    @andrewcroucher 6 місяців тому +4

    Wheat intolerant pole vault where the bar is a giant breadstick

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Місяць тому

      IMO pole vaulters should vault vaults. The problem would be a safe landing.

  • @minwade5436
    @minwade5436 5 місяців тому

    What a comedic genius, gone too soon. RIP Sean Lock

  • @jblyon2
    @jblyon2 5 місяців тому

    I have IBS and I approve this message

  • @Koestenberg
    @Koestenberg 6 місяців тому +10

    Hilarious. 😂🎉

  • @YBDownsta
    @YBDownsta 4 місяці тому

    That spotlight guy is insane

  • @geznicks
    @geznicks 6 місяців тому +7

    4:10 for any non binaries watching

  • @Beanie1984
    @Beanie1984 5 місяців тому +6

    Shame he is no longer with us. Love his Agoraphobia joke.

  • @Despond
    @Despond 2 місяці тому

    What a legend, but such a tragedy to be gone so soon @ 58.

  • @stevelee4952
    @stevelee4952 6 місяців тому +2

    Saw Sean live a long time ago at Comedy Club near Hackney. He was brilliant, I am a knob, or I would have signed him up then and there.

  • @glenwilson1514
    @glenwilson1514 6 місяців тому +7

    Such a huge loss. Not only for genius comedy but for the species. Maybe the universe needed a right hand man to make sense of the lunacy here on Earth.

  • @JJONNYREPP
    @JJONNYREPP 6 місяців тому +4

    Sean Lock On How To Avoid Charity Workers | Lockipedia | Universal Comedy 15.12.23 1836pm they tried that with me...

  • @woofla123
    @woofla123 5 місяців тому +4

    In the early days of chuggers a friend was accosted by one shouting out, don’t you like whales? He said, yes I love them, they’re delicious.

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 5 місяців тому +4

    Yep. That wheat intolerance (gluten intolerant, in the US) was just a designer illness. A fad disability. There were so many people who did not feel special enough if they didn't have some sort of specialty sickness.

  • @any1younger
    @any1younger 4 місяці тому +1

    Genius. And then you have Michael macintyre to show you why…………

  • @OOK11
    @OOK11 5 місяців тому

    I don’t hate the blind they just can’t see my situation x

  • @jimosullivan1389
    @jimosullivan1389 5 місяців тому

    Talking about the blind (they wont see this anyway) is that they are OBSESSED with dog walking !

  • @Comicwriter232
    @Comicwriter232 4 місяці тому

    Don't know if it's quite the same, but we used to get a ranting raving Jesus freak on the corner near my dad's condo and one time he came up to me saying whatever nonsense and I responded "Hail Satan" with the devil horn/metal fingers

  • @maxbrundle1599
    @maxbrundle1599 4 місяці тому

    I learnt recently that when people have celiac disease the cutting all wheat makes them more likely to have a bad reaction to it. So a little bit of bread daily might not be enjoyable but it sometimes helps you not become more susceptible to it if you come into contact with it. I'm not a doctor by the way so please don't use what i heard online as fact. No i couldn't be arsed to fact check 😂 your welcome

  • @Hetr0
    @Hetr0 4 місяці тому

    No idea why

  • @dutchgold7057
    @dutchgold7057 5 місяців тому

    First of, rip sean lock you legend.
    Second of, this is 2010 the end of this what i mean is do you have that feeling whem watching early 2000s anything, shows films whatever. Like this tolerance like joking bout everything nobody offend and stuff. This is what i grew up in 2001 baby here. I miss this. This is the thing bout being a zoomer and right leaning growing up in the 2000s the center views i grew up in are now right wing and i wishbwe were all less bitchy

    • @dutchgold7057
      @dutchgold7057 5 місяців тому

      Fwi i am dutch and also very dtoned whilest writing this

  • @AugustSchunk
    @AugustSchunk 4 місяці тому

    About 65% of people are lactose intolerant, but you don't hear them moaning.

  • @peterm3964
    @peterm3964 5 місяців тому

    Laugh? I almost did .

  • @tonys9923
    @tonys9923 4 місяці тому

    Someone who practised what he preached and didn’t moan on about his illness. Despite having a cancer that he was more than entitled to moan about
    RIP.

  • @nigelscott1922
    @nigelscott1922 6 місяців тому +6

    He probably had cancer during that show and that’s not insignificant, rip Sean.

    • @speedbirdconcordeBOAB
      @speedbirdconcordeBOAB 6 місяців тому +4

      Very doubtful as Lockipedia Live tour was in 2010.

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 6 місяців тому

      ​@@speedbirdconcordeBOABI think his skin cancer was well before that too.

    • @speedbirdconcordeBOAB
      @speedbirdconcordeBOAB 6 місяців тому +1

      @@matthewcullen1298 Sean made a full recovery from skin cancer. He unfortunately succumbed to lung cancer.

  • @nicholasgood470
    @nicholasgood470 6 місяців тому +4

    Wheat intolerant pole volt :) brilliant .... Wtf hes passed ? RIP one of my favourite comedians of all time

  • @goatsplitter
    @goatsplitter 6 місяців тому +5

    Funny. This is how I've been handling them for YEARS lol. "End gerrymandering? why would i do that, i LOVE gerrymandered districts!"

  • @Blind-Ambition
    @Blind-Ambition 20 днів тому

    Ironically, as a blind person I get left alone from these charity leeches. Silver linings and all that.

  • @hamoostaffat
    @hamoostaffat 3 місяці тому

    Any adult with a food intolerance has failed themselves 😂
    Intolerances can be overcome, thats why its called intolerance not an allergy, every single smoker on the planet understands tollerances 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @adam_meek
    @adam_meek 5 місяців тому

    avoided cansar charities but cudn't avoid the cansar.

  • @theDutton
    @theDutton 5 місяців тому +2

    Ricky Gervais should watch this and take notes, this is how you make jokes about disabilities without punching down. Sean dances along the edge. Clearly a great bloke who cares but doesnt hold his tongue out of fear of offending someone.

  • @nobody7232
    @nobody7232 5 місяців тому +1

    Genius comic.. He makes me laugh so hard..... Sadly, his material would probably be deemed controversial, in today's world of snow flakes.. RIP.

    • @noaerrr
      @noaerrr 5 місяців тому +1

      He only died 2 years ago

  • @michaeljordan215
    @michaeljordan215 4 місяці тому

    I was a cook at a restaurant the offered vegan and gluten free crapes for 8 months...... never again. Hardest part of being vegan or gluten free is not telling people about it.

  • @jazzhands7771
    @jazzhands7771 4 місяці тому

    Well, I have a wheat intolerance, and unlike Sean, I'm still here.
    Oh well.

  • @Mr-Wall-75
    @Mr-Wall-75 3 місяці тому

    🤣🤣 sean lock hates blind people well i dont like dead people eh sean 🤣🤣 not a great loss

  • @ashleywebb2736
    @ashleywebb2736 14 днів тому

    Fibromalgia

  • @stephen300o6
    @stephen300o6 15 днів тому

    He's no funnier dead than when he was alive.

  • @vinuthomas7193
    @vinuthomas7193 5 місяців тому

    He was dieing to get more attention!

  • @alamunez
    @alamunez 5 місяців тому +3

    Best thing about Sean Lock clips are the sad boomer affirmations in the comments 😂

  • @davidpartridge6725
    @davidpartridge6725 5 місяців тому

    Shite!!

  • @DanielMorris-cc8hx
    @DanielMorris-cc8hx 5 місяців тому +1

    I've struggled with wheat intolerance since as long as I can remember. Many sleepless agonising nights when the gluten accidentally entered my diet. To see it mocked and trivialised in this manner is offensive both to me and many others like me including all the friends and family who helped me through these dark times. It's about time comedians realised there responsibility in 2024. And for the record my phobia of heights has restricted me from the pole vault, baguette of otherwise.

  • @justaguythatwasbored1460
    @justaguythatwasbored1460 4 місяці тому

    This guy copied Jimmy Carr with this joke

  • @wordsound420
    @wordsound420 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone with a wheat intolerance this is just really not funny.

    • @remagic6432
      @remagic6432 6 місяців тому

      As someone without it, I just kept waiting until the bit became more clever or profound, but it really didn't.
      Some people are annoying, alright. He can tell those stories if he wants to, I just do not think it was super insightful.

    • @listey
      @listey 5 місяців тому +4

      Proving his point that you don't have a sense of humour. Perfect.

    • @wordsound420
      @wordsound420 5 місяців тому

      @@listey I laugh at things that are actually funny and usual clever. The only point it proves is that you are low brow and will laugh at anything.

    • @invtrk1046
      @invtrk1046 5 місяців тому +1

      After regularly meeting @wordsound420 as a regular at the Wheat Intolerance Society, I assure you that she actually does indeed have a sense of humour.

    • @Tom-sm8fw
      @Tom-sm8fw 4 місяці тому

      OK… move on then?

  • @peterroycroft6433
    @peterroycroft6433 5 місяців тому

    Probably the least funny of any 'comedian' I've ever seen. Lowest common denominator humour.

    • @Tom-sm8fw
      @Tom-sm8fw 4 місяці тому

      Why let people know you watched it then?

    • @ahmedjehlool
      @ahmedjehlool 4 місяці тому

      @@Tom-sm8fw One doesn't know whether something is good or bad until one has tried it, n'est-ce-pas?