For real lol, some bugs do need to be fixed and they really need to finish the shit that clearly wasnt ready yet and add in features that are missing, but please for the love of god dont kill off these hilarious glitches XD
That was one of my thoughts too "PLease NO hotfixes - we haven´t found all da bugs and glitches yet!" I would pay a 60 bugs for a two hundret houres of bug/glitch complination... but no f**** cent for this game - though it wouldn´t run on my PC either :D
Honestly if they just fix the bugs that prevent you from progressing. the crashing issues, and maybeee the loading times, this game would be sooooo much better
22:20 ola, ..famous last words. as someone who recommended this game on steam i've never laughed harder on a youtube video. oh my these cars... tears everywhere
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The last one isn't a fail, though. It's legit Johnny being SO annoyed by Takemura who represents what Johnny hates, so he'd rather yeet himself off the building.
@Ron Swanson Sadly, you're wrong. Most of the systems were unfinished before release, and after they removed some of them from the release version of the game, they didn't playtested how these systems work together. They just turned off the features, and didn't test the game how it plays without them. This game would've needed one more year of development and testing.
6:56 “And here you can see an inhabitant of Night city in his natural habitat, you will notice that when feeling threatened they will adopt a T-position in order to scare their aggressor away.”
I love how JARRING they are too. They just come out of nowhere and wreak insane havok particularly in regards to the physics engine - they just temporarily turn phsics inside out lol
21:10 I don't know about you guys, but this kind of stuff (obviously more polished) is what I was expecting out of this game. I thought there would be flying cars with Minority Report like chase sequences.
21:39 from Zenroast made me laugh so hard that i started crying. Funniest glitch i've seen in my life. Instead of trying to fix this game, CD Projekt Red should make a comedy out of it xD
you know, considering the fact that Night City is a cyberpunk dystopia, I could see random car crashes, car explosions or people falling out of buildings as something that would happen on the daily.
28:00 is what did it for me, the guy totally whaling on you whilst you're having a pleasant conversation and relaxing into the seat. Things flying out the docs hands and him spinning around as the blokes dropping bombs on you!!! LOL 7:33 where matey boy gets in the car, says nothing and then proceeds to mow down several people in a row as the player looks at him like "wtf"
Joke's on you: the glitches are hilarious and don't actually happen that frequently on PC. PS. About the "current state": a lot of the bugs have already been patched.
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt the joke's on all of us :) The game does have a cool cyberpunk setting and esthetic with a story that seems to be rich and interesting, but it shouldn't have been released in that state. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the game as it is, but we still have to let the industry know it's not acceptable to fool us (for instance, saying the game runs really well in the base consoles, or hyping the "advanced cop system"). If we call out Bethesda, EA and Activision for it, why should we give CDPR a pass?
@@tarekmoneimsaid _"but it shouldn't have been released in that state. "_ I can agree with that, and it's worse for console users. But I'm not going to continue bashing CDPR and go after them with torches and pitchforks when they're working on rectifying it. I'm more upset at them for shoving the disgusting trance agenda down our throats for them to make a buck.
@@numu2483 Get a better pc, pleb. It has crashed very rarely on my PC. During my entire playthrough I've only seen the "flatlined" message maybe 2 or 3 times.
I’m truly thankful I got my money back. Whoever likes this game seriously needs to watch this video. For me I gave up after finding 3 walls I can walk into, a zooming off character, a car that magically vanished and so much more. Only good thing that came from this game are these hilarious videos of glitches.
Finally i've been looking for a comp with meme sounds in them everyone just posts the bugs this shit is fucking gold i've been so down in my feelings and you just made me laugh so damn hard for the whole 30 mins Subbed
**Call car* " ookay,let's get thell outta he-" **car explodes* "....dangit!Anyway,good thing i have Jackie's mot-.." **Motorcycle hits people then vanish* **Calls Dellaman's owned car* Jesus! Dellaman! Get meh dahell outta he-" **Car proceeds to fly into building and fall into 2 other cars,then exploding,killing 7 people* "Fine! I'm going on foot! i'm walking!" **Dies for no apparent reason*
Sad thing is is that the media, game reviewers, etc all piss on the game from these bugs. I managed to get my hands on Cyberpunk for a month or two, and I had a blast! Every bug was hilarious, and so were the crashes. Lovely game, 8/10
23:00 That should be a main quest...with NPCs that constaly change appearences and you have to hit them up at the right time to trigger a quest or mission.
The number of design shortcuts these guys took to get this game out is astounding. 2D sprites. Cars damaging themselves when upside down. Police using gang AI. It's incredible. The only way to play this game and enjoy it is by having 1. a power PC and 2. do not, I repeat, do not poke around. Do what you need to do and stay within the tracks.
V: "Something seems off here." Keanu Reeves: "you don't say."
That woman in the sunglasses wasn’t a bug, she was just too cool
That wasn't a bug, it was merely a CSI: Miami meme ;)
Which mission is that? Haven’t ridden a public transportation in this game
@@cranberrydude619 last cutscene of the Temperance ending
I wish that was a Cyberware. Where you get eyes that look like shades.
@@forbidden6543 Like in the Deus Ex games. Heck they even have cyberware options in the character creator that gives a similar look around your eyes.
I don't want this game to be fixed, these bugs are hilarious XD
For real lol, some bugs do need to be fixed and they really need to finish the shit that clearly wasnt ready yet and add in features that are missing, but please for the love of god dont kill off these hilarious glitches XD
@@jakewarner1993 They could make an option to turn on/off glitches XD
That was one of my thoughts too "PLease NO hotfixes - we haven´t found all da bugs and glitches yet!"
I would pay a 60 bugs for a two hundret houres of bug/glitch complination... but no f**** cent for this game - though it wouldn´t run on my PC either :D
Honestly if they just fix the bugs that prevent you from progressing. the crashing issues, and maybeee the loading times, this game would be sooooo much better
True
Basically same thing as goat simulator
15:09
If I’m gonna die, I might as well finish that burger
🤣🤣🤣
Nah she learned that you heal by eating
22:20 ola, ..famous last words. as someone who recommended this game on steam i've never laughed harder on a youtube video. oh my these cars... tears everywhere
For the last time: They're not bugs, they're features.
Features that make the game better than it truly is
Lol
Bad features
Yes
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2:10
"Not only am I completely badass to be wearing a pair of sunglasses at night... I wear a pair of sunglasses.... For my sunglasses."
*The secret secret ending*
Hat in time reference
@@MP-vc4nu Nope, CSI Miami meme reference
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt Nope, Halo
0:39 I love how this conversation makes the bug feel intentional
Best compilation ever. Had tears in my eyes. lmao. I needed that.
18:27 they are just on their way to Hogwarts
1:52
"Look choom, go back to where ya came from!"
**Proceeds to walk into the the garbage bag pile and despawns**
Me af
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
08:00 When the beat is so good that it transcends death itself ;D
9:24 best time to think how empty your life
I've had enough of this...! lol
Painkiller Pill For having bought Cyberscam 1997
👌🏻
22:21 "Hola"
Best part 🤣🤣
ROFL :DD
El Guapo
21:00 it’s 4 am and I can’t fuckin stop laughing I’m about to wake my parents
It's 2 am when I watched this and I laughed so hard I had a hard time breathing and It made me snort so loud I woke my husband 😂 🤣
Same
3:13 That npc in burning car should ask: "Need something?" That would be perfection.
She is terminator
Skyrim reference
Same like bird box movie scebe
This is fine
7:42 What my driving teacher sees during my driving lessons
Someone as depressed as River was shouldn’t be behind the wheel lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
The last one isn't a fail, though. It's legit Johnny being SO annoyed by Takemura who represents what Johnny hates, so he'd rather yeet himself off the building.
Yep
Yeah. I thought that was just a funny little thing they did with Johnny. Happened in mine too when I was in that mission.
5:25 "What do you want me to do, kill her again?"
Yo I ain't gonna lie that's just straight up creepy.
Gets Katana.
"Alright Demon, bring it ON!!!
I'm enjoying more these vids than the game itself lmao.
@Ron Swanson Sadly, you're wrong. Most of the systems were unfinished before release, and after they removed some of them from the release version of the game, they didn't playtested how these systems work together.
They just turned off the features, and didn't test the game how it plays without them.
This game would've needed one more year of development and testing.
Ron Swanson Lol, no. Nice try, Cybersimp!
👌🏻
I lmao-ed your mother. She was fine.
Me too honestly, no way am i gonna find so many bugs in the game itself but than again i play on PC, maybe unpatched console can do that who knows.
@@klarnorbert what did he say? reaction is gone and I gots to know xD
6:56 “And here you can see an inhabitant of Night city in his natural habitat, you will notice that when feeling threatened they will adopt a T-position in order to scare their aggressor away.”
2:00 In the future you'll be so modded, that even when you take off your sunglasses you'll still have them on.
28:03 I am crying at this point, like wtf!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
8:03 when you’re dead but the beat is lit 🔥
11:13 impressive CDPR
I guess Mario has better sprites than that
I love this game to bits, even its bugs and glitches. I haven't laughed so hard in months. This is amazing!
9:21 when that AI got up and walk towards the window, I felt that.
He's like "what's the point of life😢"
“Certified bug free.”
Well that was a f**king lie
Edit: Oop didn’t mean to start a war in the comments
Myth busted in record time lol
Certified bugs free of charge
I literally died of laughter seeing that 🤣🤣
Yeah sure, maybe in the loading screen
no game is bug free
0:05 OMG terrorrist win !!
This game has so many glitches that you can make a funny/fails moments in a 5 days long video
Lmao 😂😂😂
Actually even more than 5 days
@Ball Point 2 hs? 1 month straight
I love how JARRING they are too. They just come out of nowhere and wreak insane havok particularly in regards to the physics engine - they just temporarily turn phsics inside out lol
I lmao-ed your mother. She thanked me.
PC - I never seen things like this
Not really, I came across maybe 5-10 bugs, 100 hours in, PC.
Glitches in games
Other games: yes but no
CYBERPUNK 2077:
-YES
04:58 - That's not a bug, that's just fkin awesome ;D
1:48 would be a great ability for a cyberpunk car. That throw was just too epic
21:10 I don't know about you guys, but this kind of stuff (obviously more polished) is what I was expecting out of this game. I thought there would be flying cars with Minority Report like chase sequences.
"Johnny! Did you see what happened? Something is off here..."
*"You dont say.."*
_I haven't laughed that hard in ages, idk why this was so hilarious! Superlike!_
Ubisoft be like "it's not a bug, it's a feature"
They said they needed more time but the community didn’t let them spend time on it
People complained about it not Getting released but whenever releases the community complains more
@@michaelmacy9510 Youre dumb. Companies release broken games/games too early because of shareholders. Learn before talking, ignoramus.
Yes, because suddenly climbing into a car, and then it combusting was a feature we asked for.
Cyberpunk wasn’t made by Ubisoft...
21:39 from Zenroast made me laugh so hard that i started crying. Funniest glitch i've seen in my life. Instead of trying to fix this game, CD Projekt Red should make a comedy out of it xD
6:56 that seems like something a gamer would do
you know, considering the fact that Night City is a cyberpunk dystopia, I could see random car crashes, car explosions or people falling out of buildings as something that would happen on the daily.
0:45 Certified bug free. 🤣🤣🤣
1:13 HOME RUN!!
Literally got the Wii sport « homerun » jingle in my head when watching this!
1:43 LMAO
Well done for getting your list down to 100. That must have been tough.
The first one caught me off guard, then again when the caliburn vaporized, but I think my favorite one is when the car flipped the guy at 1:45
I want to play this just for the bugs!
My thoughts exactly
Better get it before they patch it all then. They're hard at work continuously fixing it.
28:00 is what did it for me, the guy totally whaling on you whilst you're having a pleasant conversation and relaxing into the seat. Things flying out the docs hands and him spinning around as the blokes dropping bombs on you!!! LOL
7:33 where matey boy gets in the car, says nothing and then proceeds to mow down several people in a row as the player looks at him like "wtf"
people enjoying Cyberpunk 2077 in its current state: 3:13 "it's fine."
Joke's on you: the glitches are hilarious and don't actually happen that frequently on PC.
PS. About the "current state": a lot of the bugs have already been patched.
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt the joke's on all of us :)
The game does have a cool cyberpunk setting and esthetic with a story that seems to be rich and interesting, but it shouldn't have been released in that state.
There's nothing wrong with enjoying the game as it is, but we still have to let the industry know it's not acceptable to fool us (for instance, saying the game runs really well in the base consoles, or hyping the "advanced cop system").
If we call out Bethesda, EA and Activision for it, why should we give CDPR a pass?
@@tarekmoneimsaid _"but it shouldn't have been released in that state. "_
I can agree with that, and it's worse for console users. But I'm not going to continue bashing CDPR and go after them with torches and pitchforks when they're working on rectifying it.
I'm more upset at them for shoving the disgusting trance agenda down our throats for them to make a buck.
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt most on the time on pc it will just freeze or crash
@@numu2483 Get a better pc, pleb. It has crashed very rarely on my PC. During my entire playthrough I've only seen the "flatlined" message maybe 2 or 3 times.
Meanwhile Deus Ex be like: what did you do to our genre?
V - Something feels off here
J - You don't say
xD
6:56 dude felt intimidated so he had to assert his dominance
First 10 second of video: "Mondays, am I right?" XD
I swear, this game has the meme potential to become the new skyrim
0:45 Ahahahaha xD Oh, my God!I almost died)) How stupid this scene looks.
Danger... danger... No drinking while watching.
Best comedy game of 2020.
3:33 lmao that clip was so funny. This game is awesome for all the wrong reasons
I’m truly thankful I got my money back. Whoever likes this game seriously needs to watch this video. For me I gave up after finding 3 walls I can walk into, a zooming off character, a car that magically vanished and so much more.
Only good thing that came from this game are these hilarious videos of glitches.
I love coming across epic/legendary items that are clipped into stairs or trees or under other items so you can't access
These were the most creative and clever bugs I ve ever seen!
Finally i've been looking for a comp with meme sounds in them everyone just posts the bugs this shit is fucking gold i've been so down in my feelings and you just made me laugh so damn hard for the whole 30 mins Subbed
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I thought I was going to die from not being able to breathe!
These ain't bugs that just how live will be in 2077
3:15 "This is fine"
13:22 that escalated quickly.
The way River is driving get me each time...
haha he keeps looking at him too!
0:00 im going to hotel *starts car* KABOOM
03:11 that's when the NPC became self aware.
**Call car*
" ookay,let's get thell outta he-"
**car explodes*
"....dangit!Anyway,good thing i have Jackie's mot-.."
**Motorcycle hits people then vanish*
**Calls Dellaman's owned car*
Jesus! Dellaman! Get meh dahell outta he-"
**Car proceeds to fly into building and fall into 2 other cars,then exploding,killing 7 people*
"Fine! I'm going on foot! i'm walking!"
**Dies for no apparent reason*
😂😂😂
River the detective... more like River the defective lmao
Sad thing is is that the media, game reviewers, etc all piss on the game from these bugs. I managed to get my hands on Cyberpunk for a month or two, and I had a blast! Every bug was hilarious, and so were the crashes. Lovely game, 8/10
Cyberpunk memes make my day
0:48 BUG FREE
1:56 Look choom, go back the way you came from. THE TRASH.
“Johnny, did you see what happened? Something is off here.”
Keanu Reaves: *”you don’t say?”*
23:00 That should be a main quest...with NPCs that constaly change appearences and you have to hit them up at the right time to trigger a quest or mission.
6:53 В любой непонятной ситуации становись в Т позу! 👌🤣
9:42 lol the other day I had a delamain cab do that to me in the middle of a mission, drove me all the way to the end point
T POSES IN FEAR
The number of design shortcuts these guys took to get this game out is astounding. 2D sprites. Cars damaging themselves when upside down. Police using gang AI. It's incredible. The only way to play this game and enjoy it is by having 1. a power PC and 2. do not, I repeat, do not poke around. Do what you need to do and stay within the tracks.
Love how everyones reactions to everything are:
T-Pose > Talk shit or Get scared > T-Pose for dominance > Run away
*And the academy award for best cyberpunk funniest bug goes to..*
22:21
HOLA....💥💥💥..HOW ARE YOU 😂😂😂
I wish they made it easier to see the turns coming up cause holy shit I can never take the turn I go to fast and smash into a wall and people 💀😂
5:18...'Hey yo what up?---I have no reason to live----Jesus brother that was fucking direct' ahahhahahhhahhahhahahhahah
0:02 The Italian Mafia is still active in 2077
23:51 я чуть со смеху не сдох))).
This game so broken right now.
winning a race without even been in a car, this bug could be a game on day
0:38 the dialogue 😂😂
14:51 this happens alot to me and it really creeps me out
Those 2D vehicles may be the most despicable shit I've seen in a video game, ever.
3:37 hilarious man
this version should be renamed: Cyberpunk 2077 Cyberpsychosis edition
0:58 Funny shadow make me lol
1:12 I'm dying of laughter at how far he got launched
Aside from the crashes and all, these bugs are actually really funny and not entirely bad
thanks for this video..havent laughed so hard.
2:26 the Italians got to em, probably was talking shit
Yeah seems like the mafia is everywhere in CP2077, they're also good because you never see them planting those bombs.
That's that scene from the movie "Casino"
Reminds me of mafia
The first one isn't even a bug. That's just a hit from another merc.
I'll love it when the bugs encountered are the funny ones instead of quests not progressing
First 40 seconds of this video it already hurts my stomach from laughing "Beep-Beep motherf*er" 🤣
This was waaaaay funnier than I could have imagined... lmao!