“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” Conan, Tower of the Elephant
@@jaytwokay3265You definitely should. The Coming of Conan audiobook read by Todd McLaren was my initial companion when I started going back to the gym.
An ex-BF used to organise yugioh locals and some of the anecdotes I've heard from him were unbelievable. If you think 40K nightmares are bad it's a truly different world entirely and it makes the 40K neckbeards look like suave casanovas. I really feel for that 15 year old. She probably lasted less time in that hobby than Liz Truss and the lettuce, and who can blame her?
. God Yu-Gi-Oh! I’m 16 and when I first showed up this absolute horrendously smelling guy with facial hair that looks like they never ever thought of taking care of. Walked up to me and told me that new people getting into the game shouldn’t come to this locals…. Because he is “a master of the game” and will make us want to quit. And then showed off his £300 card that he will never use and I just shrugged and didn’t look impressed and he started to get heated and said that I could never understand the importance of the card he will never use to play the game. Sooo, he plays super meta and thinks he is good at the game for taking a 5 hour turn… so I brought peanuts as a snack and went a bought a milkshake during one of his turns… it was funny because when I got back from around the corner he was still going lol. Anyway clapped his ass with a deck that ain’t supposed to be good but, I love
Yeah yugioh really does attract some of the worst players. I used to play when I was a kid and the only time I ever went to a store event I ended up playing a bunch of games against sweats and then meet this lovely couple who were there to just have fun. They made it a nice trip but it still sucked when I was suckered into an awful trade giving away loads of rare cards for one elemental hero necroshade. I've tried over the years to get back into it but the community isn't great and the game itself went from being a fun game a kid could play to the most tedious experience that I just despise. That's not even mentioning when a friend of mine stole my binder of cards (which I never got back) with literally thousands of pounds of rare cards I'd spent years collecting. It was a real shame to leave the hobby behind because it was that one thing me and my older brother bonded over.
When I was big into 40 K, I hated going to game stores that were heavily trafficked by magic players. Usually the people running the store were sitting down with other players so they wouldn’t help you with anything they were always in your way. The players that is they were generally a little younger, say late teens to mid 20s. And they were your typical I don’t shower nerds. I won’t play in stores and do not have a dedicated miniature game night
The first story reminds me of the dynamic at my FLGS not the drama, so far as I can tell there aren't enough card gamers at my main of three in town they have their own that I stay out. But, the physical disparity, if I forget it's Magic day and stumble in they're to an individual unhealthy looking and it's easy to overhear incel trans energy if you don't unass the store quickly enough. 40k tournament at the same store literally a 50-50 mix of aspies and masculine dudes over 30, we got powerlifters and amateur MMA fighters and software engineers and bridge builders and a strangely large number of old men who retired from the oil refinery (their painting is consistently the best I see). I was injured on the jobsite and couldn't powerlift when I started 40k it's part of what I fell in love with.
I disagree on the GFs picture wank. I never ask a girl for nudes as I know those could easily end up online of I ever lose my phone or it gets stolen. And even in the case I get nudes from a gf, I always delete those upon breakup, it's a matter of honor.
with the relationship thing, from experience its more a confused/terrified concept of an attractive women approaching you and if you mess up the chance is gone! most 40k players (including me) are quite socially introverted/auquard. 😅
“Speak softly and carry a big stick.” “If you want peace, prepare for war.” To those that decry all forms of violence, they have not experienced true violence. A few love taps on the side of a face to correct someone’s awful behavior like belching in your face can be seen in kindness if it helps then become more social. You have a God given right to defend yourself and others and quite frankly, I believe the world would be a much better place if some of these people(especially the creep talking to the 15 year old) got their asses kicked now and then. The duality of peace and war, kindness and violence is rarely black and white and sometimes future benefit must be weighed against present consequence. Violence is never the answer… except for when it is
"LucyLawful" sounds like the dream girl of one of my best friends. He is an early 30s Iron Warriors player looking for something serious with a thing for Latinas. If she lives anywhere near Milwaukee, WI USA and doesn't mind a bald ex navy guy turned Systems Administrator (with a hobby side business) who is actively getting back into shape... he would buy her all the sushi. #NorthernExileDating
Im a ex yugioh player i can confirm its that I was competitive player as well i went to the UK nationals i had fun but it was sweaty cramped An my autistic self struggled. I quit soon after the price of cards went to high. An it was toxic at my locals I lost my temper a few times One being a prick picking my cards up he was a 6ft2 muscle head an my fat looked at him an said could u fucking not pal I cna be quite aggressive an i wasnt medicated at the time The other being at a regional an i was playing a lad who was like me but super cocky as he went to the world tournament Im heavy dyslexic an struggle under stress an got a rule wrong i tried to correct it when pointed out but my dumbass kept making the same mistake So he started being really egotistical an rude some lad told him to pack it in im not doing on purpose an my ass before i could stop myself. Insert name stop being a cxxt quite loudly everyone stopped playing an looked at that i was embarrassed an annoyed at myself He did stop tho as he had his jaw drop he was abit of a celebrity in the store so he didnt expect any push back Thought i was gonna be banned for it but we all quickly move on
My sister sometimes frequents one of our local hobby stores. The employees ignore her, the f-ing employees! I chalk it up to weak-wills or toxic nerd culture.
Back in the days, my sensei told me that a good hard slap to a guy's face can properly knock him out without breaking anything so he cannot sue you. Genius.
Wayyyy too accurate. My local MTG playgroup was filled with the sort of people who generate hobby nightmares on the regular. Half normal, happy, well-adjusted people who enjoy a card game; half misanthropic, misbegotten enemies of normalcy and/or society.
Nooo! Don't put that image of Sword and Shield in my head, she is so sweet/innocent looking, I don't want to ruin my viewing experience when I watch her videos!
You think finding a youtube hobby woman on those sites is surprising, I had the same thing happen but in my case she had a cracking meat and two veg.... nice!
So lets talk about Lucy: - Super Hot but looking for a man in a hobby store - Walks past the Fuckbois - Mention of Flirting, but not Hobby Talk All of those are flags for 'Am I getting pranked?' Where's the camera? No, they are not dealbreakers. But you need to lead with Hobby Talk, and when he's talking about his army in a very comfortable manner, give him a complement about his army or his looks (an actual one, with no backhand), then ask if he'd like to go out. If he's spoken for, don't drop him like he's got leprosy, but slowly focus attention to the next target (and if they're there in talking range, even better) -Plays Iron Warriors There's the red flag. One's army choice is an outward expression of who you are as a person and Iron Warriors says "I'm too serious, introverted to the point that I don't like people, and I won't change my mind in an argument". Play something less hardcore, like Night Lords or World Eaters. If you're about to say "Won't either of those identify me as a crazy person?" No. You're Latina, that's what identifies you as crazy, the army is just the reflection. Yes, you're still playing evil space marines, but the former says you're more artistic (those lightning bolts) and the latter says you're a very direct person.
Somebody doesn't know what they're talking about. Iron Warriors are rumoured to use hazard stripes literally because of a subdued, cynical sense of humour.
Getting slapped for being disrespectful is a British culture thing. Maybe not in other countries, but in the UK as you go further north you should mind your manners.
I know who he's talking about where the content creator creates "other content". Good looking woman but far too skinny for me personally if it's who i think it is. She just started doing the adult stuff roughly a year ago. Naomi's a good looking girl too and you're right north she is a sweet heart
Story one: well that was an event... Story two: Norths on point guts gotta chill and did a look in on the person in question in the sfw manner and yeah I'm not supprised in the slightest giving the first thumbnail was an upskirt shot... so yeahhhh, each to their own but one does feel certain peternal issues with that unhealthy behaviour. Story three: Woodchipper. Story four: Honestly I feel theres alot of missing info there. Like the personal desc is 10/10 bombshell kind of thing. So if thats truthful my guess is crazy eyes or overbaring personality. By this I mean if your a hyper energetic sort, which your writing gives me those vibes. That can be a major put off for the more shy socially aquward types. Then also how you easily dismiss others. Kinda makes it hard to sympathize with a more full picture. Note when I saw crazy eyes thats just because whenever I have encounter the archetype I described, it always starts with the eyes :-p
What a rant about her entitlement, which is true, but now can you be fair and address how many men in the nerd spaces for sure also feel entitled? I notice that your generalizations tend to be biased in assuming good character with men. Many of those guys might not be looking for women at the store, but they’re for sure looking at them overmuch, which you’ve hand waived in the past as natural behavior… But the point I’m making about entitlement, the friend-zone is packed with dudes who think they deserve their women friends just because they were nice guys. Some women are certainly shallow, but some also just don’t like you because of your own personality or other factors. And then there’s the fact that for every entitled Lucy story, there are like 10 of guys who can’t take rejection and then treat the girl horribly; spreading shit to their friends, pushing them out, or even those dnd horror stories of DMs raping the girls’ characters with NPCs.
Idk what North looks like but i imagine him putting reading glasses on every time hes about to read a story. Then he takes them off and "looks at the camera" each time he interupts the story to put in a few cents.
Completely disagree with you in the first story he essentially sold stolen property. Why should someone have to pay to get back the property that was stolen from them? If I stole your car and sold it to a secondhand dealer, why should you pay the secondhand dealer to get your stolen car back?
The first story is kinda vile. I mean maybe I missed something but it seems liked he legit thought they were stolen and had a right to be angry. It's weird that the author of the first story didn't simply say it was a misunderstanding and that the stuff was gonna be thrown in the bin etc. Instead he decided to humiliate the guy and throw money at him wtf. "I don't like your tone" ? really ? Also. Yes. The story sounds like BS.
“I don’t like your tone” Fair enough. Should just immediately follow up with “the guy literally abandoned them to be thrown in the trash, I rescued those cards.”
@@Backstabmacro IF the guy honestly thought his stuff was stolen then surely it's "fair enough" though kinda stupid to be so aggressive. IF the guy in the first story understood this then the "I don't like your tone" BS is bullying given the cir.. I can't be bothered to write any more, the story was obviously fake lol.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” Conan, Tower of the Elephant
I gotta read Conan.
amazing quote. sometimes I feel like I live in a world without E Howard fans.
@@jaytwokay3265You definitely should. The Coming of Conan audiobook read by Todd McLaren was my initial companion when I started going back to the gym.
@@JohnPC00 I'll def check it out.
@@jaytwokay3265Yes! Startet last week. They are great writing. Audible has a great rendition I can recommend.
An ex-BF used to organise yugioh locals and some of the anecdotes I've heard from him were unbelievable. If you think 40K nightmares are bad it's a truly different world entirely and it makes the 40K neckbeards look like suave casanovas.
I really feel for that 15 year old. She probably lasted less time in that hobby than Liz Truss and the lettuce, and who can blame her?
. God Yu-Gi-Oh! I’m 16 and when I first showed up this absolute horrendously smelling guy with facial hair that looks like they never ever thought of taking care of. Walked up to me and told me that new people getting into the game shouldn’t come to this locals…. Because he is “a master of the game” and will make us want to quit. And then showed off his £300 card that he will never use and I just shrugged and didn’t look impressed and he started to get heated and said that I could never understand the importance of the card he will never use to play the game.
Sooo, he plays super meta and thinks he is good at the game for taking a 5 hour turn… so I brought peanuts as a snack and went a bought a milkshake during one of his turns… it was funny because when I got back from around the corner he was still going lol. Anyway clapped his ass with a deck that ain’t supposed to be good but, I love
Yeah yugioh really does attract some of the worst players. I used to play when I was a kid and the only time I ever went to a store event I ended up playing a bunch of games against sweats and then meet this lovely couple who were there to just have fun. They made it a nice trip but it still sucked when I was suckered into an awful trade giving away loads of rare cards for one elemental hero necroshade. I've tried over the years to get back into it but the community isn't great and the game itself went from being a fun game a kid could play to the most tedious experience that I just despise.
That's not even mentioning when a friend of mine stole my binder of cards (which I never got back) with literally thousands of pounds of rare cards I'd spent years collecting. It was a real shame to leave the hobby behind because it was that one thing me and my older brother bonded over.
North: “WHAT THE HELL IS HER BROTHER DOING?!?!”
Apparently standing up to punch a pedo.
North rubbing his tights on the train…why are everyone Looking at me?
When I was big into 40 K, I hated going to game stores that were heavily trafficked by magic players. Usually the people running the store were sitting down with other players so they wouldn’t help you with anything they were always in your way. The players that is they were generally a little younger, say late teens to mid 20s. And they were your typical I don’t shower nerds. I won’t play in stores and do not have a dedicated miniature game night
The first story reminds me of the dynamic at my FLGS not the drama, so far as I can tell there aren't enough card gamers at my main of three in town they have their own that I stay out. But, the physical disparity, if I forget it's Magic day and stumble in they're to an individual unhealthy looking and it's easy to overhear incel trans energy if you don't unass the store quickly enough.
40k tournament at the same store literally a 50-50 mix of aspies and masculine dudes over 30, we got powerlifters and amateur MMA fighters and software engineers and bridge builders and a strangely large number of old men who retired from the oil refinery (their painting is consistently the best I see). I was injured on the jobsite and couldn't powerlift when I started 40k it's part of what I fell in love with.
"Are there any hobbies in this?"
Well apparently there's one. Its just not fit to talk about in good company.
I love how confidently North says things that "everyone" does lol.
Hello, North! Here to leave a positive comment for the algorithm. Keep up the good work.
I disagree on the GFs picture wank.
I never ask a girl for nudes as I know those could easily end up online of I ever lose my phone or it gets stolen.
And even in the case I get nudes from a gf, I always delete those upon breakup, it's a matter of honor.
with the relationship thing, from experience its more a confused/terrified concept of an attractive women approaching you and if you mess up the chance is gone! most 40k players (including me) are quite socially introverted/auquard. 😅
Now that was a wild rollercoaster of emotions and life stories.
“Speak softly and carry a big stick.” “If you want peace, prepare for war.” To those that decry all forms of violence, they have not experienced true violence. A few love taps on the side of a face to correct someone’s awful behavior like belching in your face can be seen in kindness if it helps then become more social. You have a God given right to defend yourself and others and quite frankly, I believe the world would be a much better place if some of these people(especially the creep talking to the 15 year old) got their asses kicked now and then.
The duality of peace and war, kindness and violence is rarely black and white and sometimes future benefit must be weighed against present consequence.
Violence is never the answer… except for when it is
"LucyLawful" sounds like the dream girl of one of my best friends. He is an early 30s Iron Warriors player looking for something serious with a thing for Latinas. If she lives anywhere near Milwaukee, WI USA and doesn't mind a bald ex navy guy turned Systems Administrator (with a hobby side business) who is actively getting back into shape... he would buy her all the sushi. #NorthernExileDating
I just wish the guy in the first story had also been wearing a motorcycle club vest.
Honestly semen retention tips wasn't what I was expecting from this video
Here's a great tip:
Stop touching yourself and hit the gym.
Pro tip: never touch yourself at the gym
I agree with playing some games with someone first, really it shows you how they react to winning, or losing, and you build a friendship first
I come to the Northern Exile youtube channel for porn conspiracy theory videos, not hobby nightmares.
Im a ex yugioh player i can confirm its that
I was competitive player as well i went to the UK nationals i had fun but it was sweaty cramped
An my autistic self struggled. I quit soon after the price of cards went to high.
An it was toxic at my locals
I lost my temper a few times
One being a prick picking my cards up he was a 6ft2 muscle head an my fat looked at him an said could u fucking not pal
I cna be quite aggressive an i wasnt medicated at the time
The other being at a regional an i was playing a lad who was like me but super cocky as he went to the world tournament
Im heavy dyslexic an struggle under stress an got a rule wrong i tried to correct it when pointed out but my dumbass kept making the same mistake
So he started being really egotistical an rude some lad told him to pack it in im not doing on purpose an my ass before i could stop myself. Insert name stop being a cxxt quite loudly everyone stopped playing an looked at that i was embarrassed an annoyed at myself
He did stop tho as he had his jaw drop he was abit of a celebrity in the store so he didnt expect any push back
Thought i was gonna be banned for it but we all quickly move on
My sister sometimes frequents one of our local hobby stores. The employees ignore her, the f-ing employees! I chalk it up to weak-wills or toxic nerd culture.
Back in the days, my sensei told me that a good hard slap to a guy's face can properly knock him out without breaking anything so he cannot sue you. Genius.
I had a buddy who used to be a bouncer. He broke a guys jaw by slapping him. So also pull your slaps lol
EDH (mtg) is one of my favorite games but the worst of MtG people are 100000 times worse then the worst of Warhammer players
Wayyyy too accurate. My local MTG playgroup was filled with the sort of people who generate hobby nightmares on the regular. Half normal, happy, well-adjusted people who enjoy a card game; half misanthropic, misbegotten enemies of normalcy and/or society.
17:20 is true. If u “save it up” and u go with ur girl it is way different and worth the annoyance of being in the mood that whole time 😂
Gotta find that background! Didn't realize it had the rain sound effects
........who is it?
Hobby Night has an only fans
Nooo! Don't put that image of Sword and Shield in my head, she is so sweet/innocent looking, I don't want to ruin my viewing experience when I watch her videos!
Just came across this channel the other day very good keep up the good work 👏
No continuation of Commodore's story?
Friday :)
I show opened for a man of culture!
Edit: If you have looked for 40k stuff on twitter you know who that is
Some has the photos of the first history?
I WANT TO SEE THE MODELS 😂
23:51 I an sure it is not Hobby Night . 😃
In that case im sure her husband is not a cuck
North's never gonna let ya down
Never gonna give you up.
15:40 The ascendancy has arced and is now decending, trust me brothers! ! !
Brother, keeping naked photos of your exes in a secret folder is cringe and creepy.
You think finding a youtube hobby woman on those sites is surprising, I had the same thing happen but in my case she had a cracking meat and two veg.... nice!
You’re unreal bro great episode
So lets talk about Lucy:
- Super Hot but looking for a man in a hobby store
- Walks past the Fuckbois
- Mention of Flirting, but not Hobby Talk
All of those are flags for 'Am I getting pranked?' Where's the camera? No, they are not dealbreakers. But you need to lead with Hobby Talk, and when he's talking about his army in a very comfortable manner, give him a complement about his army or his looks (an actual one, with no backhand), then ask if he'd like to go out. If he's spoken for, don't drop him like he's got leprosy, but slowly focus attention to the next target (and if they're there in talking range, even better)
-Plays Iron Warriors
There's the red flag. One's army choice is an outward expression of who you are as a person and Iron Warriors says "I'm too serious, introverted to the point that I don't like people, and I won't change my mind in an argument". Play something less hardcore, like Night Lords or World Eaters. If you're about to say "Won't either of those identify me as a crazy person?" No. You're Latina, that's what identifies you as crazy, the army is just the reflection. Yes, you're still playing evil space marines, but the former says you're more artistic (those lightning bolts) and the latter says you're a very direct person.
Your choice of army says very little about you at all. This is nonsense of the highest order.
Somebody doesn't know what they're talking about. Iron Warriors are rumoured to use hazard stripes literally because of a subdued, cynical sense of humour.
Getting slapped for being disrespectful is a British culture thing. Maybe not in other countries, but in the UK as you go further north you should mind your manners.
That first guy sounds like an absolute unit. Must have some Polynesian blood in him. I would love to have seen the Magic player's face.
I know who he's talking about where the content creator creates "other content". Good looking woman but far too skinny for me personally if it's who i think it is. She just started doing the adult stuff roughly a year ago. Naomi's a good looking girl too and you're right north she is a sweet heart
I know why those guys ran away The pour bastards probably thought you were gonna steal their kidney why owls, wood a beautiful lady, talk to us nerds
Story one: well that was an event...
Story two: Norths on point guts gotta chill and did a look in on the person in question in the sfw manner and yeah I'm not supprised in the slightest giving the first thumbnail was an upskirt shot... so yeahhhh, each to their own but one does feel certain peternal issues with that unhealthy behaviour.
Story three: Woodchipper.
Story four: Honestly I feel theres alot of missing info there. Like the personal desc is 10/10 bombshell kind of thing. So if thats truthful my guess is crazy eyes or overbaring personality.
By this I mean if your a hyper energetic sort, which your writing gives me those vibes. That can be a major put off for the more shy socially aquward types. Then also how you easily dismiss others. Kinda makes it hard to sympathize with a more full picture.
Note when I saw crazy eyes thats just because whenever I have encounter the archetype I described, it always starts with the eyes :-p
What do you mean when you say government trying to isolate us?
I did think about S&S for about 2 seconds...but t think ive seen the lady this bloke is on about.
14:20 Amen bro ! ! !
What a rant about her entitlement, which is true, but now can you be fair and address how many men in the nerd spaces for sure also feel entitled? I notice that your generalizations tend to be biased in assuming good character with men. Many of those guys might not be looking for women at the store, but they’re for sure looking at them overmuch, which you’ve hand waived in the past as natural behavior…
But the point I’m making about entitlement, the friend-zone is packed with dudes who think they deserve their women friends just because they were nice guys. Some women are certainly shallow, but some also just don’t like you because of your own personality or other factors.
And then there’s the fact that for every entitled Lucy story, there are like 10 of guys who can’t take rejection and then treat the girl horribly; spreading shit to their friends, pushing them out, or even those dnd horror stories of DMs raping the girls’ characters with NPCs.
Idk what North looks like but i imagine him putting reading glasses on every time hes about to read a story.
Then he takes them off and "looks at the camera" each time he interupts the story to put in a few cents.
I know who this girl is too.
I always jerk the trouser snake before a date so I’m not just thinking with one thing, genuinely helps assess the situation!
Clarity. In moderation.
Don’t worry mate, definitely not happening before the 3rd date!
Post nut clarity opens the 3rd eye for us men.
Completely disagree with you in the first story he essentially sold stolen property. Why should someone have to pay to get back the property that was stolen from them?
If I stole your car and sold it to a secondhand dealer, why should you pay the secondhand dealer to get your stolen car back?
The first story is kinda vile. I mean maybe I missed something but it seems liked he legit thought they were stolen and had a right to be angry. It's weird that the author of the first story didn't simply say it was a misunderstanding and that the stuff was gonna be thrown in the bin etc. Instead he decided to humiliate the guy and throw money at him wtf. "I don't like your tone" ? really ?
Also. Yes. The story sounds like BS.
“I don’t like your tone”
Fair enough.
Should just immediately follow up with “the guy literally abandoned them to be thrown in the trash, I rescued those cards.”
@@Backstabmacro IF the guy honestly thought his stuff was stolen then surely it's "fair enough" though kinda stupid to be so aggressive. IF the guy in the first story understood this then the "I don't like your tone" BS is bullying given the cir.. I can't be bothered to write any more, the story was obviously fake lol.