I'd kinda prefer if these games had the answer directly after the scenario instead of at the end... just me? Could still record it the same way and just do it via editing
I ordered some Vessis and told them that Simon sent me. I need some shoes that aren't crap to walk in. I usually just wear my biking shoes because I do a lot of cycling, but they fucking suck for long walks/hiking.
@@drg9812part of the game is deliberately for that. Just edit: as Simon did in: this video he had mentioned how many truths he had and he started doubting himself You never had that feeling when you were taking a test and you felt like you had too many consecutive answers and you doubted yourself and you turned out to be wrong? Tthat's the whole point of doing it this way
@@seanentzel9616 Which is a fallacy since as far as I know the game has no rule against ALL of them being false or ALL true. Some of us are getting older and our memory isn't as good as it used to be so by the end of the video I've forgotten half of the stories let alone my answer :-P
I worked so hard begging Julian to help me edit my greenscreen, and somehow Simon's only reaction to seeing me in his office was, "You have those nice, American teeth!" 🤣 Also, don't forget you can get access to all of my unedited and uncensored scripts, an exclusive discord, and more!
@@ThatWriterKevin Yeah mine sometimes looks super weird when it's still wet but hey, all worth it for the reactions it gets from ladies when they realize my hair is longer than theirs 🤣
@@ThatWriterKevin you ever seen the Barely Sociable video on the FBI evidence tapes donated to the Portland OR Goodwill Bins? I always think of it when a new Internet Mysteries episode comes out 😂
I was at a convention recently where the Death Note va's were doing a panel and one of the questions for them was "What was your favorite line you've ever recorded?" and the actor who played Light just held up a bag of chips.
"The red room shows a 4 hr video of a student." .... okay "He only studies the whole time" ..... Death note? "He takes a chip and eats it" .. Death note. "Holds up a paper with two names. Death row convicts found dead the next day" yea, definitely Death note. "Died from cardiac arrest" DEATH NOTE "He'd on the varsity tennis team" DEATH. NOTE. "Son of a police capitan" 🎵 DEATH NOTE🎵
@@diego199302 I disagree. The implication that he knew something would or had happened because his dad is a cop gives a grounded explanation. Otherwise it's obviously either a creepypasta or made up.
im telling you simon whistler will be in the “news” one day for something illegal… there is something about him that screams “ i ran away from my past life”… just saying…
Hahaha ok, props to Kevin. Not only slipping in the cheeky little note about not watching cartoons unless they originated in Japan, but then knowing Simon would have no idea what Death Note was, creating a story around it, and even adding in the infamous "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" line 🤣 *chef's kiss*
I absolutely love it when Kevin uses ridiculous anime plots in these. He makes them sound realistic, absolute legend of a skill. I want a series where he describes anime and we have to guess which he's describing. Im a huge anime fan. Amazing as usual, I love this channel. ❤
I now want a story where the elevator game was the inciting incident, especially with all of Japan's excellent ghost stories. Maybe I'll take a swing at it someday.
"this is a really popular media story that Kevin has just turned into this script" says Simon, about the real urban legend and NOT the story taken from one of Kevin's mangas
Thank you! As I scrolled down everyone was mentioning that third rate anime instead. I can't stand "genius" stories written by non genius people. It's incredibly frustrating. They always just do either normal, not smart stuff, or the author invents this long convoluted way of pretending their character is smart, but really it's just convoluted nonsense that usually has a much simpler solution.
was only half paying attention until i heard Simon reading out the plot of Death note lol. That was risky, Kevin! It’s just popular enough that he might have known, not to mention you chose the big meme scene: i take a chip…. And i eat it!
@@ThatWriterKevin didn’t really notice the Mr sparkle entry until the breakdown at the end, and I’m a huge fan of that era of the Simpsons, but then again, Simon doesn’t really know much pop culture outside of stargate so the idea he would have caught on to any of them is a long shot lol
@@retsz Simpsons plot was definitely more risky than death note, anime would be basically as safe as anything from LotR or Star Wars with Simon lol. He knows Star Trek as well tho! But basically just Next Gen as I recall. Or at least definitely not DS9, might have said he saw Voyager..
@@greenockscatman I was sure that he had -- that's why I referred to the mystery as the "Polybius Enigma." Turns out he did one called the "Publius Enigma" which, um...ain't the same thing. 😁
The fact I was listening to this as background while I did chores, and I had no idea he was talking about polybius (which I have heard about) because I did not at all recognise the pronunciation
@@greenockscatman I'm pretty sure it's come up in videos multiple times, but probably only as a mention and not an entire video. I live in Portland, I've been to Ground Kontrol arcade more times than I can count, and while I would have been in diapers at the time, my brother is a decade older than me, was an avid arcade player, and he never saw such a game. I was more of a pinball wizard myself.
Yeah, part of the decision to do the video this way was so people would stop complaining about the voice modulation. The other part is that I always had to memorize my script, and this one was gonna be waaay too long
as a warehouse manager i can confirm dumping old stock to make space for new stock does occur ..... the worst experience ever was while working in a bonded warehouse we had to destroy 10 pallets ( about 5000 bottles ) of spirits because they didn't have the correct ' duty paid ' labels .. it was cheaper to destroy & write them off as a business loss than ship them back to country or origin
@@kingofhearts3185 I've been in situations where I could have easily gained something sort of possibly valuable/cool that no one would have lost anything by. Did even think quite hard about how I could have been caught doing it other than by complete chance without coming up with even a remote way. Ended up not doing it, and I suspect that the whole thing may have been a slight bit on purpose, since I was in the armed forces at the time and had done a psyche test which according to one source had some unusual result. Most of the time the people who get picked to do jobs where there would be opportunities like that are almost always people who won't stray. No idea how it's possible because based on data of people who aren't selected, there are a lot of people who will do 'bad' things if given an opportunity. By 'bad' in this case I mean victimless harmless 'crimes'. I'm probably not making sense, need sleep.
I was listening to this while reading and as soon as the words 'He took a chip and ate it' were uttered I was thrown back into my teenaged years. God, I hadn't thought about Death Note in years.
It's funny (at least to me) that Simon said the Elevator Game sounded like something that would be in one of Kevin's "Mangas", since I first learned of the elevator game from the anime Otherside Picnic (and its associated light novels).
I love this format! I learned about it after there were already a few out there and binged the whole series, been waiting for a new entry. Thank you guys!
@@ApathyBMthat was probably one of three of these stories I'd heard before, so I'm rather surprised to hear Simon not placing that as a Simpsons story 😅
I love the 4k stock photo of a woman at a computer and factboy hitting a stellar 480p with his face Also, nice to put a face to Kevin’s name. Can’t wait to see more of this series!
@@ThatWriterKevin I am sorry, Kevin. I blame my bias as a fellow MTG enjoyer. Since you’re reading these comments, I also want to add that I loved your inclusion of Polybius, nice opportunity to introduce that to Simon.
Does anybody else plays the meta game of counting how many references to what some of us consider popular culture can Kevin sneak in these? 😂 Kevin, you legend
@@ClassicRiki I hope it was Ryuk cosplay :D Also I don't think I know a person that didn't like death note (unless we speak netflix adaptation which is atrocious)
So I work in a company that does data erasure as part of selling and scrapping secondhand electronics and I can tell you physical destruction is still very much in use, mostly because it's quick and easy to prove. We have to pay a software vendor by the drive for the three-pass overwrite method because they need to certify that it took place for compliance reasons. Because of this, we offer both methods at different prices. Partial data recovery off of part of a physically damaged drive may be possible, but it is going to be a very involved, expensive process.
@@kingofhearts3185 So we used to offer acid as an erasure method but it was phased out because of the costs involved. It does render the data 100% unrecoverable however, because it completely strips off the layer of metal that the data is recorded on.
Kevin, fantastic job as always. Congrats on feeling confident and comfortable enough to do a face reveal! I'd be worried about what Simon, an Englishman famous for keeping all of you in his basement, wants with my teeth after hearing him complementing them in that tone... Keep up the great work.
Yes, they dump pallets of new Products. I found out through a german documentation where they hid GPS thingies in shoes and by chance discovered that some of those prepared shoes ended up getting "recycled"... Those shoes ended up all over the place.
Alright everybody! Petition here to reques- no, demand Simon to start a new channel! Hopefully called, “Are You an Arse?” Format I would like to see: 1: Viewers type out a personal story wondering if they themselves have acted like an arse, allegedly. 2: Submissions sent to one of the writers/producers who would select the best/worst entries. 3: Simon reads the stories blindly (as per usual). 4: Simon renders the verdict on whether or not you are, in fact, an arse, in his opinion. 5: Users can then post a reply to the video they’ve been called out in to either thank Simon for his glorious not guilty verdict, or publicity apologize for their flagrant misconduct. What do you all think? Should we try to get Simon to do this?
@@ThatWriterKevin lol you're the first person to tell me I need to spend MORE time in a UA-cam comments section lol. I not only often write novels on here, I've had people recognize me from other UA-camr's comment sections. My sub count is pretty much entirely from people deciding to subscribe because they came across and liked something I wrote haha.
Great job on the writing, Kevin! And thank you for using your real voice in the video so that people with audio processing issues (like me) can actually understand wtf you're saying.
I love and hate that it barely took me 20 seconds to figure out what the “deep web” story was referencing….😂 (I’m only halfway through the video so I’m going to laugh even harder if it wasn’t said thing but actually something entirely different)
If you like this series. Check out the brain blaze version that inspired it. Brain blaze is far more unhinged that dtu (though far tamer than when it started).
@@Loralanthalas I'm not sure how this is a reply to what the other person said. They just said Taylor is the right age to have lurked on 4chan when she was younger, which is true
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I'd kinda prefer if these games had the answer directly after the scenario instead of at the end... just me?
Could still record it the same way and just do it via editing
I ordered some Vessis and told them that Simon sent me. I need some shoes that aren't crap to walk in. I usually just wear my biking shoes because I do a lot of cycling, but they fucking suck for long walks/hiking.
@@drg9812part of the game is deliberately for that. Just edit: as Simon did in: this video he had mentioned how many truths he had and he started doubting himself
You never had that feeling when you were taking a test and you felt like you had too many consecutive answers and you doubted yourself and you turned out to be wrong? Tthat's the whole point of doing it this way
@@seanentzel9616 Which is a fallacy since as far as I know the game has no rule against ALL of them being false or ALL true.
Some of us are getting older and our memory isn't as good as it used to be so by the end of the video I've forgotten half of the stories let alone my answer :-P
@@drg9812Ever hear of pencil & paper?
I was howling with laughter at how impressed Simon was with the Death Note story, thanks Kevin 😂
Lol. As soon as he mentioned the potato chip and simon didnt get the reference i knew it was gonna be good
Yep, same... lol
I'm not particularly knowledgeable about anime, so I was pleased I picked up on this almost immediately.
I think at this point, Kevin is just recommending anime to Simon via his scripts.
AND EAT IT
I worked so hard begging Julian to help me edit my greenscreen, and somehow Simon's only reaction to seeing me in his office was, "You have those nice, American teeth!" 🤣
Also, don't forget you can get access to all of my unedited and uncensored scripts, an exclusive discord, and more!
Nice hair dude, long hair gang 🤘🏻
I was actually about to post about stealing Simon’s office for the background; well played!
Can't believe I was here for the Kevin reveal. Legend.
@@adenkyramud5005 Thanks! It was still partially wet when I recorded this sadly so it doesn't look as good as it could
@@ThatWriterKevin Yeah mine sometimes looks super weird when it's still wet but hey, all worth it for the reactions it gets from ladies when they realize my hair is longer than theirs 🤣
as Simon started describing Death Note my brain went "oh no is Kevin gonna-" and then he got to the potato chip scene and I lost it 😂
Soooo sad he didn't fall for it. But hey, at least I tried
@@ThatWriterKevin you ever seen the Barely Sociable video on the FBI evidence tapes donated to the Portland OR Goodwill Bins? I always think of it when a new Internet Mysteries episode comes out 😂
@@kpturn42 I have not
I was at a convention recently where the Death Note va's were doing a panel and one of the questions for them was "What was your favorite line you've ever recorded?" and the actor who played Light just held up a bag of chips.
@@kcox1980 Did he eat any?
"The red room shows a 4 hr video of a student." .... okay
"He only studies the whole time" ..... Death note?
"He takes a chip and eats it" .. Death note.
"Holds up a paper with two names. Death row convicts found dead the next day" yea, definitely Death note.
"Died from cardiac arrest" DEATH NOTE
"He'd on the varsity tennis team" DEATH. NOTE.
"Son of a police capitan" 🎵 DEATH NOTE🎵
Then Simon mentions for another one being a popular manga
I was going from giggling to howling with laughter by the end of it.
That was great
I think Kevin gave too much info on that one. Should have stoped on the cardiac arrest, the rest just makes it too convoluted xD
@@diego199302 I disagree. The implication that he knew something would or had happened because his dad is a cop gives a grounded explanation. Otherwise it's obviously either a creepypasta or made up.
Kevin , blink twice if simon has said he will take you teeth.... 😂😂😂 basment adventures .
Finally, DTU’s best series is back!
nah, drunken ghost hunters is the best
Glad you enjoy it!
I was just thinking the other day that we were due for one
@@jamesmacalinao2810 We are long overdue, but it was heavily delayed by my desire to do the greenscreen gag
I feel like pointing out Simon was very easily able to recognize the names of several porn stars.
What got me was that it really shows his exact age, because they were names of like….2000s porn stars.
@@dstinnettmusicalso the era when porn stars started getting mainstream attention. All three mentioned had written memoirs or done non-porn work.
im telling you simon whistler will be in the “news” one day for something illegal… there is something about him that screams “ i ran away from my past life”… just saying…
🤣🤣
I mean at least that first one feels like a name anyone his age would know.
Hahaha ok, props to Kevin. Not only slipping in the cheeky little note about not watching cartoons unless they originated in Japan, but then knowing Simon would have no idea what Death Note was, creating a story around it, and even adding in the infamous "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" line 🤣 *chef's kiss*
Just got an wiplash from Simon saying "take a potato chip and eat It".
IT'S FUCKING DEATH NOTE
5:55 MR. SPAAAAARKLE!!!!
There's your answer fishbulb
@@Thenarratorofsecrets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory bellows is an alias of krusty the clown.
1st thought i had was "isnt this a simpson ep?" Hahaha
@@dashippoRORY B. BELLOWS
I absolutely love it when Kevin uses ridiculous anime plots in these. He makes them sound realistic, absolute legend of a skill. I want a series where he describes anime and we have to guess which he's describing. Im a huge anime fan.
Amazing as usual, I love this channel. ❤
You won't quite get your wish, but how about listening to Simon try to guess the plots of anime instead?
I now want a story where the elevator game was the inciting incident, especially with all of Japan's excellent ghost stories. Maybe I'll take a swing at it someday.
I'm waiting for him to somehow slip something from Jojo into one of these. Now THAT will be hilarious.
"this is a really popular media story that Kevin has just turned into this script" says Simon, about the real urban legend and NOT the story taken from one of Kevin's mangas
That 1st one i was screaming the simpsons 🤣
Same! 😂😂😂
Ditto
Settle down fishbulb lol
Mr Supakaru! 😂
Thank you! As I scrolled down everyone was mentioning that third rate anime instead.
I can't stand "genius" stories written by non genius people. It's incredibly frustrating. They always just do either normal, not smart stuff, or the author invents this long convoluted way of pretending their character is smart, but really it's just convoluted nonsense that usually has a much simpler solution.
was only half paying attention until i heard Simon reading out the plot of Death note lol. That was risky, Kevin! It’s just popular enough that he might have known, not to mention you chose the big meme scene: i take a chip…. And i eat it!
Riskier than Mr. Sparkle?
@@ThatWriterKevin didn’t really notice the Mr sparkle entry until the breakdown at the end, and I’m a huge fan of that era of the Simpsons, but then again, Simon doesn’t really know much pop culture outside of stargate so the idea he would have caught on to any of them is a long shot lol
@@retsz Simpsons plot was definitely more risky than death note, anime would be basically as safe as anything from LotR or Star Wars with Simon lol. He knows Star Trek as well tho! But basically just Next Gen as I recall. Or at least definitely not DS9, might have said he saw Voyager..
@@sullisen So, notes for next time. No Star trek. No Stargate.
The real "Polybius Enigma" is how Simon can pronounce "Sinnesloschen" correctly but calls the game "Polly-BY-us."
Simon's pronunciation chooses are indeed a mystery
The real mystery is how he hasn't made a video about Polybius on one of his 1,000 channels.
@@greenockscatman I was sure that he had -- that's why I referred to the mystery as the "Polybius Enigma." Turns out he did one called the "Publius Enigma" which, um...ain't the same thing. 😁
The fact I was listening to this as background while I did chores, and I had no idea he was talking about polybius (which I have heard about) because I did not at all recognise the pronunciation
@@greenockscatman I'm pretty sure it's come up in videos multiple times, but probably only as a mention and not an entire video. I live in Portland, I've been to Ground Kontrol arcade more times than I can count, and while I would have been in diapers at the time, my brother is a decade older than me, was an avid arcade player, and he never saw such a game. I was more of a pinball wizard myself.
"Kevin has made a game for me" ooh fun!
"Dave has made a game for me" oh god
(So much better with Kevin's normal audio!)
Yeah, part of the decision to do the video this way was so people would stop complaining about the voice modulation. The other part is that I always had to memorize my script, and this one was gonna be waaay too long
@@ThatWriterKevinit definitely helps me 😂 but you also have a good camera presence and it's nice to hear your words in your voice ☺️
@@Unfortunately_Mickey Unsure the extent to which I agree with the camera presence, but thank you!
@@Unfortunately_Mickey Well thank you! I'm glad you are enjoying
@@ThatWriterKevin Thank you - I have issues processing the modulated voice so this made it so much easier. Love the format, regardless.
Finally! We've waited so long!!!
While we're running out of Internet mysteries, more Kevin games should certainly happen.
I think "spot the anime plot" has become my favorite part of this series.
Kevin's looking super-healthy for having been in Simon's basement for so long. Simon must've gotten his writers a window, or maybe a vitamin-D light.
The mushrooms have a healthy glow they impart to anyone's who eats them
He just has them take vitamin D3 supplements
looking like you have fake american teeth is not looking healthy…. thats like saying kim kardashian looks healthy…
EVA has been repurposed to UVA.
Unless Kevin paid an actor for secret 11th entry on the list
“Wooah… Kevin’s face”
Oops! I should've listed Jada Fire when talking about Greg Land's art. Sorry for excluding you!
as a warehouse manager i can confirm dumping old stock to make space for new stock does occur ..... the worst experience ever was while working in a bonded warehouse we had to destroy 10 pallets ( about 5000 bottles ) of spirits because they didn't have the correct ' duty paid ' labels .. it was cheaper to destroy & write them off as a business loss than ship them back to country or origin
Hope you guys took a few bottles home before smashing the rest. Doubt you'll say yes even if you did though.
@@kingofhearts3185 I've been in situations where I could have easily gained something sort of possibly valuable/cool that no one would have lost anything by. Did even think quite hard about how I could have been caught doing it other than by complete chance without coming up with even a remote way. Ended up not doing it, and I suspect that the whole thing may have been a slight bit on purpose, since I was in the armed forces at the time and had done a psyche test which according to one source had some unusual result.
Most of the time the people who get picked to do jobs where there would be opportunities like that are almost always people who won't stray. No idea how it's possible because based on data of people who aren't selected, there are a lot of people who will do 'bad' things if given an opportunity. By 'bad' in this case I mean victimless harmless 'crimes'.
I'm probably not making sense, need sleep.
I'm sure 9 pallets of destroyed bottles looked exactly like 10 pallets. 🤫
@@StefanMedici ... er yes , even the customs agent who had to oversee & sign the paperwork agreed with our count ( don't look in anybodys car )
Number 1 was literally a Simpsons plot 😂
Lol 😆
Mr Sparkle 😂
Old fish bulb
As soon as he read the translation as Sparkle, I laughed and said "Simon is not getting this one".
I’ve got socks with Mr Sparkle on them
That moment where Simon saw Kevin's face possibly for the first time, that was incredible.
That was a very touching human moment.
I was listening to this while reading and as soon as the words 'He took a chip and ate it' were uttered I was thrown back into my teenaged years. God, I hadn't thought about Death Note in years.
So sad he didn't fall for that one. Also, you missed the sight gag from my intro video then!
Kevin right on point with an hour of internet mysteries ❤
Hahahaha Kevin did deathnote as a story 😂
“Whoa .. Kevin’s face” is my favorite thing ever.
Glad you like my face!
It's funny (at least to me) that Simon said the Elevator Game sounded like something that would be in one of Kevin's "Mangas", since I first learned of the elevator game from the anime Otherside Picnic (and its associated light novels).
I love this format! I learned about it after there were already a few out there and binged the whole series, been waiting for a new entry. Thank you guys!
There's your answer, Fish Bulb!
Didn't Simon watch the Simpsons?
@@ApathyBMthat was probably one of three of these stories I'd heard before, so I'm rather surprised to hear Simon not placing that as a Simpsons story 😅
I love the 4k stock photo of a woman at a computer and factboy hitting a stellar 480p with his face
Also, nice to put a face to Kevin’s name.
Can’t wait to see more of this series!
I love this game. I hope you do more.
I fully intend to
Simon's deliberation over the dish detergent is giving a strong "you've fallen for the classic blunder!" Vibe 😂😂
Hi Kevin! these are the best keep up the great work DTU team
Kevin! I am so so here for this episode, love this series, love your writing skills
Thank you and glad you're a fan of the series!
I’ll be honest, I was expecting Kevin to look a lot more…nerdier 😂
Um....thanks?
@@ThatWriterKevin I am sorry, Kevin. I blame my bias as a fellow MTG enjoyer.
Since you’re reading these comments, I also want to add that I loved your inclusion of Polybius, nice opportunity to introduce that to Simon.
Does anybody else plays the meta game of counting how many references to what some of us consider popular culture can Kevin sneak in these? 😂
Kevin, you legend
Re: #6- Kevin is assuredly a fan of Death Note, as am I.
I laughed out loud when he started talking about the kid slowly eating chips because I instantly pictured that scene in Death Note 😂
Yeah death note is brilliant
I went to Hyper Japan in full cosplay
@@ClassicRiki I hope it was Ryuk cosplay :D Also I don't think I know a person that didn't like death note (unless we speak netflix adaptation which is atrocious)
weebs? christ alive…
I got stupidly excited at the Deathnote story
I really enjoy this series
Glad to hear it! I enjoy making it
Best part for me....WHOAA....kevins face....
Simon sounded very impressed.
"lovely teeth" 😂
I'll be honest; I thought that too 😂😂
Well thank you, even though that's not the part of the video he'd react on
So I work in a company that does data erasure as part of selling and scrapping secondhand electronics and I can tell you physical destruction is still very much in use, mostly because it's quick and easy to prove. We have to pay a software vendor by the drive for the three-pass overwrite method because they need to certify that it took place for compliance reasons. Because of this, we offer both methods at different prices.
Partial data recovery off of part of a physically damaged drive may be possible, but it is going to be a very involved, expensive process.
Do chemicals add anything to the hammer process or not really? I've heard of people using acid or bleach but figured I'd ask a pro.
@@kingofhearts3185 So we used to offer acid as an erasure method but it was phased out because of the costs involved. It does render the data 100% unrecoverable however, because it completely strips off the layer of metal that the data is recorded on.
Kevin, fantastic job as always. Congrats on feeling confident and comfortable enough to do a face reveal!
I'd be worried about what Simon, an Englishman famous for keeping all of you in his basement, wants with my teeth after hearing him complementing them in that tone...
Keep up the great work.
I love this new format! Nice to finally see Kevin!
Glad you enjoyed!
Yes, they dump pallets of new Products. I found out through a german documentation where they hid GPS thingies in shoes and by chance discovered that some of those prepared shoes ended up getting "recycled"... Those shoes ended up all over the place.
I really love these videos. I would be completely happy listening to Simon read Kevin's short stories if they run out of Internet mysteries
“Woah Kevin’s face.” My favorite part of the episode
Glad you like my face!
I think this is the earliest I’ve been to one of Simon’s videos
Woah! Did not expect that intro. How exciting! 11pm, guess I have to wake up for a little guessing game!
And yet Simon was completely unfazed by me being in his office 🤣
Right?! "American teeth"... I died .') Damn well done tho! Kudos!
@@prasselboll Thank you! Glad you're enjoying
@@ThatWriterKevin I'll let you know how I did!
@@prasselboll I look forward to it!
I love watching these series!!
Texan here, and I can’t get over how he pronounced “Guadalupe”
Favourite format of all time! So stoked for another one of these bangers
Hearing simon say poly bias rather than poly bi us made me laugh a lot. Didn't realise what he was on about till i heard it was "german"
That was such a great compilation, Kevin! Superb as always
"best. Intro. ever!
it's Simon with a new accent!
Glad you liked the intro! It was a lot of fun making it, even if Simon didn't seem to have any reaction to me being in his office
@@ThatWriterKevin he was watching from the shadows as you filmed
Love these ones, awesome work Kevin, your getting to the " Fact Boy " lmao
The first one so far is the plot of a Simpson's Episode. Mr. Sparkle was the product
I think number 2 was an early attempt at going viral on AITA
Gonna say #3 is fake
#4 the Polybius story is true. Well "true." It is likely just an Internet hoax. But it was a real story that spread on the Internet.
Wait, didn't Simon get #7 correct? It was marked as wrong, but then Kevin is explaining it, and it sounds as if Simon's guess was correct??
@@victoriaeads6126 I actually didn't finish the video lol because my friends showed up for game night
These competitions are my favorite Simon videos.
I never fully watched Deathnote, but even I recognized that scene. XD
Also, Kevin is a nice looking guy.
Another excellent video! 👌🏻
"This could be the plot to Hazbin Hotel"
I mean, no, but if you were to say "Urasekai Picnic", on the other hand, you'd be decently close...
Kevin, ya did it again homie!!
Kevin totally slipped an anime past Simon lolol 33:49
Love these entries
And they love you!
“Take a potato chip AND EAT IT” bro this Red Room story is Death Note.
“took a potato chip & at it” I lost my shit lol
"I'll take a POTATO CHIP! 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙏!!"
Nice Light Yagami reference.
Fantastic episode! 😃
Alright everybody! Petition here to reques- no, demand Simon to start a new channel! Hopefully called, “Are You an Arse?”
Format I would like to see:
1: Viewers type out a personal story wondering if they themselves have acted like an arse, allegedly.
2: Submissions sent to one of the writers/producers who would select the best/worst entries.
3: Simon reads the stories blindly (as per usual).
4: Simon renders the verdict on whether or not you are, in fact, an arse, in his opinion.
5: Users can then post a reply to the video they’ve been called out in to either thank Simon for his glorious not guilty verdict, or publicity apologize for their flagrant misconduct.
What do you all think? Should we try to get Simon to do this?
32:04 BROOO ITS GOTTA BE DEATH NOTE! All I can think of is Ryun staring at the apples on light’s table now 😂
Is this the first time we get to see the actual Kevin? Or is this some of sort of AI skulduggery?
Who cares? The process of answering that question is an invasion of his privacy. Just let it be the face that read you the intro
In a video? Yes. But I do reply to comments sometimes so not the first chance you've had
@@ThatWriterKevin That’s exactly what an AI would say 🤔
@@astralshore Or maybe it's Taylor Swift on a fake account pretending to be Kevin ...
Love how good Kevin is at playing to Simon's weaknesses, pulling that football story was genius
OMG KEVIN HAS A FACE! The illusion has been ruined!!
If you spent more time down here in the comments you'd already know that lol
@@ThatWriterKevin lol you're the first person to tell me I need to spend MORE time in a UA-cam comments section lol. I not only often write novels on here, I've had people recognize me from other UA-camr's comment sections. My sub count is pretty much entirely from people deciding to subscribe because they came across and liked something I wrote haha.
Thanks for the content Simon and Co. 🍻
I love the anime references😂
Great job on the writing, Kevin! And thank you for using your real voice in the video so that people with audio processing issues (like me) can actually understand wtf you're saying.
Thanks and you're welcome!
I love and hate that it barely took me 20 seconds to figure out what the “deep web” story was referencing….😂
(I’m only halfway through the video so I’m going to laugh even harder if it wasn’t said thing but actually something entirely different)
No no, you're correct
If you like this series. Check out the brain blaze version that inspired it. Brain blaze is far more unhinged that dtu (though far tamer than when it started).
Omg the mf Death note one is so good holy shit, no way simln would know, and even then theres a lot of subtle references through out
the moment Simon read "taking a potato chip and eating it" I immediately knew this story was heavily inspired by Death Note 💀
Simpsons reference detected: that episode where his face was on a Japanese detergent.
"OK there fish bulb"
Mr sparkle!!!
These are literally my favorite videos. Thank You!!!
The death note reference 🤌🏽
These are always so fun! Great job, Kevin.
4chan hit it's peak the same time Millennials were coming of age. There is absolutely a nonzero chance Taylor Swift lurked there
Boomers sure do blame a lot of shit on millennials that boomers are 100% responsible for.
Oh, there absolutely is a chance Taylor lurked there. She'd have been the perfect age for it. But that account still wasn't her
@@Loralanthalas I'm not sure how this is a reply to what the other person said. They just said Taylor is the right age to have lurked on 4chan when she was younger, which is true
These are great. I thoroughly enjoyed the listen
Thank you.
Ok the first one is a Simpsons episode and I approve
For lucky best wash!
You have very lucky dishes, Mrs. Bergh!
The highschooler one made me laugh so hard, because that's literally just... the plot of Death Note?
NO WAY HE DID DEATHNOTE!
This is probably my favorite series on this channel lol. More please!
Kevin's real?! Kevin escaped?!?!?
Only to the main office. He's still not free to roam
Comment for the algorithm god.
Part 6, steady on Simon.
Same!
Kevin's face!
I like it, do it again, and then again, and then probably again
Lol the fucking Death Note one. That took me back.
Sadly it's the first time I've failed to trick him with anime since Sword Art Online in the very first episode
Great work on this one Kevin, the use of misdirects such as sports and anime was glorious!
Oh hi kevin
Sup, girl?
So far my favorite one! Thank you, Kevin!
You're welcome!