I can't even watch that Danny character without thinking, "You're a c*nt," as he preens and postures. After this mockery, there's no way any of the actors on that show will be able to live it down.
I've done well academically(I'm not lazy when it comes to proofreading formal essays) and professionally. So I don't really have anything to excuse apart from the number of abhorrent mistakes in the comment you replied to...but I choose to play my insomnia card on that one ;). the first half of high school I fitted your description of not being able to read or write at all. But I don't want to justify myself too much as I am diametrically opposed to what you wrote. (Genuinely) all the best!
Really severe dyslexia can be genuinely debilitating, actually. Richard Branson has to have everything explained to him five times before it sinks in properly. Not that this depiction isn't shit.
IQ results and the accounts of the support services who work with the individuals. I was wrong to say "the studies" without backing it up,I committed one of my own pet hates there, its the same tactic people use to bullshit their way through essays. My entire comment was atrocious now that I read it, my only excuse is that I often go days on end without sleeping.
Is it just me who thinks that Charlie has to be hidden away on BBC4 because if he was on BBC1/2, most of the television content would be exposed for what it is: shite. Also, the Frost/Nixon line was great.
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The rewatchability of Charlie Brooker clips is off the chart!
This man is a genius!! xD
Need to set the 'where's the paper' song as my ringtone.
'Where's The Paper?' - The new hit single by Charlton Brooker.
Britannia High is so 2000’s it hurts.
I really must try to use the term "piss weasel" more in everyday conversation.
QuorkEx what about Shit Pickler?
that "oh no" at the beginning of the toilet paper song is by far the best of this video
I still think the best bit is the look on Richard Blackwood's face at 2:05, having been "treated to a glimpse of fanny".
'It's like a spawning point for enemies in a video game'
I remember watching the 'where's the paper' song on TV and actually crying with laughter.
That's not funny, my grandad died of life threatening dyslexia
+Josh Cotton You cannot die of dyslexia. LOL
Top10 Dats de joke.
jesus, ive cried with laughter for the first time in over a month at that 'where's the paper?' bit. genius.
''treating them to a glimpse of fanny'' hahahaha
Aaronmn7 and
"treating them to a glimpse of fanny".. i have never laughed so hard in my life
The background music selection is so fantastic.
"its like a spawning point for enemies in a video game ... " ... Genious
Crazy to think Ed Sheeran nearly ended up on this show, and they rejected him for not being good looking enough. Now look where he is.
"At least they can sing, act and dance." Erm, may I refer you to Mr Brooker's classic song "Where's The Paper?", starting at 4:35?
why aren't 90% of the comments here about the brilliant song we just enjoyed
I can't stop singing Charlies version of 'I'm a Man', pure genius
Jesus Fucking Christ. The laughter caused by "Where's the Paper?" left me in physical pain.
" and Lauren , the girl next door, assuming you live next door to a stage school "
FUCKING EPIC :D
"I think he's the black one"
This video always makes me laugh my head off
'life-threatening dyslexia' those three words slayed me
"Or targets, as I prefer to think of them" Charlie Brooker is right about everything.
Railgun blast to the temple. Classic.
nades on the spawn point....charlie brooker is that guy
This is the funniest thing on UA-cam. Seriously. It's all downhill from here…
i'm trying to set it as my ringtone.
A girl who my mum knew was actually in this, then ended up in Emmerdale. Her career has not continued ever since.
4:53 Charlie's trying not to laugh rocking out face is just the best
As "Where's The Paper" started I had to pause it, I was about to literally laugh my face and all my internal organs off.
2:31 what you all came for
Absolutely fucking hilarious - especially that song at the end. This bloke's a fucking genius!
i actually had tears running down my cheeks at the toilet scene. holy fuck im still laughing/
I can recall similar angst, when I too, have indeed run out of paper.
'I think he's the black one' made me spill my drink on myself 😂
"Infuriating piss weasels" The best description of anything I've ever heard.
"Cunthive" has got to go in the dictionary
Yes, it's The Launch. A 1999 dance hit for Dutch DJ called DJ Jean.
It's rather good isn't it?
Still awaiting the release of 'Where's The Paper?' on iTunes...
Love it.
Any idea what the daft music at 0:25 is?
Classic...
Charlie for PM!
4:33 - The Most Amazing Musical Sequence Ever Devised By Man...
Tik Tok before tik tok
Which episode and series was this?
4:35 - Coronavirus pandemic 2020
Someone get Where's The Paper onto iTunes!
"No you're a c**t." lol. I love this clip, it makes me laugh so much.
I can't even watch that Danny character without thinking, "You're a c*nt," as he preens and postures.
After this mockery, there's no way any of the actors on that show will be able to live it down.
What's the whimsical trumpety tune at the beginning?
Anyone who recognises the music from 0:57 is brilliant
I've done well academically(I'm not lazy when it comes to proofreading formal essays) and professionally. So I don't really have anything to excuse apart from the number of abhorrent mistakes in the comment you replied to...but I choose to play my insomnia card on that one ;). the first half of high school I fitted your description of not being able to read or write at all. But I don't want to justify myself too much as I am diametrically opposed to what you wrote. (Genuinely) all the best!
@DrunkRussian2
He does reference Frost/Nixon a lot though, like it's his Girls Aloud or something.
this was before Glee man... before Glee after High School Musical. British Glee is called Hollyoaks XP
I NEED TO WIPE MY BUUUUM!!!!!
As cheesy as the show is, I still love it :D
The video is still hilarious~
1:02 was... was that a Quake 3 Arena reference?
@MrDeadlyOctopus "the gonk" from the dawn of the dead ost :)
Life Threating Dyslexia or LTD is a serious matter...
You mean LDT surely?
@Rhademanthus Could be... notice the Doom song under it though.
yes i am completely serious and i know i am not the only one as there are loads of people who want it brought back
4:36 dying of laughter !
So pretty she actually makes me QUITE ANGRY
Where's the paper?
@onehairybuddha True.
Looking at his shirt at 4:10 I think he got the message from 2:33
I nobody going to question how someone with dyslexia got into a performing arts school without anyone knowing
anyone got the heath ledger joke if not watch it again
thats the end of this bit... heres another bit
haha! "wheres the paper, wheres the paper. ."
frag grenades... God I love him
@aidyspady999 I'm well aware of this. It was meant to be a joke...
@CornishCreamtea07 same
What do you mean?
@CornishCreamtea07
same here
4:36 - WHERES THE PAPER?! WHERES PAPER?! lol =D
Seriously, why did this fictional school have a cofin in the middle of it?
@5:20 Cameo from the later Heath Ledger haha
Haha, 1:04 the music from Doom, how appropriate...
So everyone should never be able to say anything negative about anything?
(I think he's the reviewing one).
Oh god, they actually have a Glee:British version?
I'm so sorry.
Nearly vomited with laughter when the Doom music started.
"Well the studies say "
What studies?
OMG! They're playing the mall music from the original, "Dawn of the Dead!"
1:55 I had to dig through 4 years of comments but the answer is The Launch by DJ Jean.
Get busy. Those skulls won't crack themselves.
Am I the only one that noticed they showed a glimpse of his butt and gooch on the "where's the paper" bit?
How much more interesting would the song "I'm the man" be if charlie's lyrics were actually part of the lyrics.
I am the man...
DOOM music FTW.
5:21 the brown wooden thing that is called a ___ dont wanna ruin the joke
Really severe dyslexia can be genuinely debilitating, actually. Richard Branson has to have everything explained to him five times before it sinks in properly. Not that this depiction isn't shit.
@evilhomer266 DOOM
Episode 1 Level 1.
A game I've played unimpressive skill was not worth the thousands of hours of social life I could have had.
IQ results and the accounts of the support services who work with the individuals. I was wrong to say "the studies" without backing it up,I committed one of my own pet hates there, its the same tactic people use to bullshit their way through essays. My entire comment was atrocious now that I read it, my only excuse is that I often go days on end without sleeping.
Same lool
" I think hes the black one" lolololol
bum-balloon! :D
Is it just me who thinks that Charlie has to be hidden away on BBC4 because if he was on BBC1/2, most of the television content would be exposed for what it is: shite. Also, the Frost/Nixon line was great.