The researcher(s) who found so many Greg Wallace clips deserve a credit... and a very long lie down. Goodness knows how many hours of recordings they trawled through to produce such a consummate Greg-a-thon. No, I don't understand his ubiquity either.
This actually encouraged me to start buying frozen sausages just so I could say to myself “How many bags?” in an incredulous Gregg Wallace as I wantonly lobbed them into my trolley.
I still spend a huge amount of time switching channels just to escape Greg Wallace. I also spend a huge amount of time switching channels to try and find more Charlie Brooker.
Haha, yes. I have watched almost zero TV for the past 20 years but I’m still well aware of who Greg Wallace is! I have to add though, a friend of mine used to work for him before he became a TV star and tells me he was a really good bloke/good boss.
Nobody ever seems to mention that the producers of these shows are obviously working with the supermarkets because otherwise they wouldn't let them film there...
this is brilliant. The BBC makes some trash shows since they want to stretch their funds, then pay charlie brooker to make fun of those shows, stretching their funds even further, and producing quality TV on top of those awfully boring shows they produce anyway!
This is the modern equivalent of the pathe information films where a posh man told working class people stuff like not to eat glass or let a woman drive
I feel bad now, I watched my parents house & bro after living alone and when I saw their cupboards (slightly) passive-aggressively left all the stuff that was past its use by date in the middle of their floor to make the point, that they probably bought stuff they already had over time. Then again I didn't make a tv show out of it.
You don't see Gregg Wallace around so much now. I think he has been replaced in TV's affections by that weird mannequin guy with the unnaturally white teeth.
His new show about factories is the worst thing I've ever seen. He's constantly shouting about these incredibly dreary environments, doesn't help that they're invariably noisy as well. "So THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE THE MILK BOTTLES???" yes Greg "HOW MANY BOTTLES OF MILK DO U BOTTLE 'ERE IN THE BOTTLE FACTORY???"
Oddly enough chefs are some of the oldest celebrities in history, back when the only dishes were dead animal and dead animal with vegetable if you could make something tasty and different you'd end up cooking for royalty and ambassadors.
It's weird living in 2020 with a diet of Netflix and Amazon Prime, looking back at Charlie Brooker doing a run down on how much Greg Wallace the BBC stuffs into every delicious morsel, and realising just how unreasonably shit and cheap British TV always looks. Whether you're watching a tedious soap filmed with a telescoping lens from the other side of the country, a bombastic investigatory documentary made by an out-of-work 1960s Yugoslav propaganda crew, or a heavily-padded game show with on-screen graphics fresh from a twenty-year-old copy of some forgotten shareware editing program, the BBC seems determined to remind you that license fee went entirely to cocaine and, if it exists, racist cocaine.
these chunky gems yarns are great value. they're £3.15 a ball unlike the finer but more rainbowy boho rover yarns which are £4.15 anyway they've been hanging around in the shop for oh my word such a long time. lol at the readout "ami why are you dressed as a rockerfella?" oh right yeah:gems. you fully knew that and there wasn't even a label. life's too short monsieur , to have an ugly sweater. really there's no excuse
Ah, Greg Wallace. Who could've known he and Torode would end up angering nations to a brink of international diplomatic strife due to their condescension towards traditional cooking years later...
"You can't complain about how much Greg Wallace you get for your money". Au contraire, I beg to disagree. Can I pay even more for my licence fee, if I get less Greg Wallace?
You'll never see Humpty Dumpty and Greg Wallace in the same room. That's because Humpty Dumpty can't stand him.
Greg Wallace
Ed Balls
*Gregg
Gregg's sausage rolls.
Gerg allawce
Buttery biscuit base.
The researcher(s) who found so many Greg Wallace clips deserve a credit... and a very long lie down. Goodness knows how many hours of recordings they trawled through to produce such a consummate Greg-a-thon. No, I don't understand his ubiquity either.
This comment also deserves FAR more likes.
@@ruairimonophthalmos5458 The story of my life Ruairi, but your support here is most welcome :-).
@@harrybirchall3308 Shut the fuck up Harry you twat
Must have been like wading through a sewer of banality....
I have always assumed, without evidence, they can query a database of closed captions for various programs, just type in “Greg Wallace”
Greg Wallace has the charisma of a temporary drain cover
Which in this day and age is orgasmic
Fucking love that they literally just listed every time Greg Wallace appeared on the BBC.
10TimesOver whilst complaining about padding a TV show, and the over abundance of Greg Wallace, by padding a TV show with Greg Wallace.
Buttery Biscuit Base. That is all.
Ben Sturrock best me to it ;)
By a year granted....but still.
A real smack around the face
All together now:
I love the base
Wobble, wobble, wobble wobble wobble
Great researching for this
This actually encouraged me to start buying frozen sausages just so I could say to myself “How many bags?” in an incredulous Gregg Wallace as I wantonly lobbed them into my trolley.
Nah you just lob them in your trolley, then a few minutes later put them back in the freezer cabinet. Saves having to eat them.
i find it funny that each tin of beans is a different type of bean
01:30
"How many sausages is that family going through"
Yeah I forgot frozen food only lasts a few days ....
Obviously the lady of the house likes a bit of sausage.
Micky Flanagan's routine on this show is absolutely perfect
ua-cam.com/video/TRpryGzVXL0/v-deo.html
Let me drink all this custard and then we’ll sort it owt
Onions onions what you gonna do
alalalalaalalala
Cry
I still spend a huge amount of time switching channels just to escape Greg Wallace. I also spend a huge amount of time switching channels to try and find more Charlie Brooker.
Greg Wallace is like the BBC's answer to the plumber from the Ratchet & Clank games.
Ben Knight it’s because of socio-economic disparity
Does anyone have the guitar TAB for 'Onions Onions what you Gonna do' please?
'' have a spoon full of sumac... And a sausage''. Brooker I love you
I don't watch much TV. That explains why I've seen Greg Wallace in something.
Haha, yes. I have watched almost zero TV for the past 20 years but I’m still well aware of who Greg Wallace is! I have to add though, a friend of mine used to work for him before he became a TV star and tells me he was a really good bloke/good boss.
Baked bean tintervention. Brilliant.
His name has been said so many times now it's lost all meaning. It's "Gregwollis" all one word, much like "Siralan".
Gregwollis; A disease you get from chewing too much.
Nobody ever seems to mention that the producers of these shows are obviously working with the supermarkets because otherwise they wouldn't let them film there...
I'm proud to say this is the first time I've heard of Greg Wallace.
Or he's american
i like him.
Your life will never be the same again
Greg Wallace is an OK fella but who the fuck is Charlie Brooker?
@@londontrada you make me sick
Bring back Screenwipe / Weekly wipe / Annual 20xx wipe - Anything wipe!! Please help Greg Wallace!!
It's canned food! It doesn't fucking matter if you buy it now or later!
I know, right? That bit didn't make any sense...
I think they're survivalists.
So they have multiple cans of beans that last a long time - who the fuck cares?
Nom du Clavier not really, prices can change, recipes can change, it can go out of date after awhile
Also beans is healthy and cheap, particularly non-baked beans beans. So I don't really understand what they were mad at.
As that guy on twitter found out after asking Wallace if he could promote a charity sponsorship, it's Gregg with two G's
Mastertwat
this is brilliant. The BBC makes some trash shows since they want to stretch their funds, then pay charlie brooker to make fun of those shows, stretching their funds even further, and producing quality TV on top of those awfully boring shows they produce anyway!
I hadn't thought of getting strawberries - now I fancy some as I havent had strawberries for a while - devious supermarket bastards.
"good bit of knowledge there Gary!"
Really, random "B" celebrity trivia is good knowledge, no wonder we're all fucked.
Charlie Brook just beyond good! X
This is the modern equivalent of the pathe information films where a posh man told working class people stuff like not to eat glass or let a woman drive
I feel bad now, I watched my parents house & bro after living alone and when I saw their cupboards (slightly) passive-aggressively left all the stuff that was past its use by date in the middle of their floor to make the point, that they probably bought stuff they already had over time. Then again I didn't make a tv show out of it.
Well you wouldn't, you're not Greg Wallace, are you?
Ratatat should do more Greg Wallace remixes
I think you'll find its Gregg Wallace, two gs please.
They picked on beans and rice, which are both things that last well. Only thing you should care about is stuff that goes off I my mind.
Beans
This is great.
I didn't know who Greg Wallace was when I clicked and now the words have lost all meaning after hearing them so many times.
Charlie your a star
I like yelling, “beans!” But in a completely different set up.
Greg Wallace is everywhere… I turned around after watching this and he was sitting on the sofa next to me! 😳🤷🏻♂️
I cant understand why this programme didn't work!
having bean infuriated
"It's cheap and mass produce" So pretty much 95% of BBC shows.
Im sure Gregg Wallace has appeared on Pointless Celebrities. Now there's an apt TV show title if ever there was one!
If I was on Room 101, I'd nominate Greg Wallace.
So would Greg Wallace
As long as they eat it at some point, the stuff in the cupboard is NOT wasted. -.-
Imagine letting Greggggggg and, er, thingy into your house.
Chunks of meat with dubious origin.
"full of arseholes" would've been better
dead animal parts would be more accurate. Vegan Now!
Reminds me of Zippy in 80s show Rainbow.
DeAngelo's question for Stringer did more with less.
i can understand the teagbags on the scrutum but why the see through leggings
All aboard, all aboard the express to the 6th extinction event.....
‘YOU IRON BREAD’
I like Greg Wallace
great
Tintervention
And let's not forget... Gromit
It's Gregg.
****VOTE TRUMP**2004****
There's even a Wallace monument for fucks sake!
Is this a ytp
So...much...Greg...Wallace
You don't see Gregg Wallace around so much now. I think he has been replaced in TV's affections by that weird mannequin guy with the unnaturally white teeth.
Greg Wallace eats cutlery
my names
*phone goes down other end*
Gregg.
His new show about factories is the worst thing I've ever seen. He's constantly shouting about these incredibly dreary environments, doesn't help that they're invariably noisy as well.
"So THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE THE MILK BOTTLES???"
yes Greg
"HOW MANY BOTTLES OF MILK DO U BOTTLE 'ERE IN THE BOTTLE FACTORY???"
Green Grocer Gregg Wallace
Fuck trying to cook rice from a massive bag. Microwave rice is always perfect and the right portion.
Gregwallace Wallace
Gregg Wallace
Gregg Wallace
Your BBC license fee at action.
Buttery Biscuit Base.
BEANS
a "Tintervention" lmao
Beans everywhere
i wish i could get wound up about something as much as greg did with the packets of rice... just to feel something. i think he popped a blood vessel
3:43 Jesus....
I still can't come to terms with anyone being a celebrity cook!
Oddly enough chefs are some of the oldest celebrities in history, back when the only dishes were dead animal and dead animal with vegetable if you could make something tasty and different you'd end up cooking for royalty and ambassadors.
He's not a cook no qualifications. That's why he likes beans cause that's all he can cook !!.
There's so many of them it's fucking tedious
1:14 Rishi foretold
Dinner!
Where’s Wallace?
BEANS!!!
Gregg?
why the extra g?
It's weird living in 2020 with a diet of Netflix and Amazon Prime, looking back at Charlie Brooker doing a run down on how much Greg Wallace the BBC stuffs into every delicious morsel, and realising just how unreasonably shit and cheap British TV always looks. Whether you're watching a tedious soap filmed with a telescoping lens from the other side of the country, a bombastic investigatory documentary made by an out-of-work 1960s Yugoslav propaganda crew, or a heavily-padded game show with on-screen graphics fresh from a twenty-year-old copy of some forgotten shareware editing program, the BBC seems determined to remind you that license fee went entirely to cocaine and, if it exists, racist cocaine.
or possibly racist, LBGT Cocaine as it's the BBC!
He should name his restaurant Gregs and sell £40 steak bakes
With two G's don't forget !!.
Greg Who???
Quick, Honey, grab all the food you can and throw it in the cellar, then lock it behind you. Greg Wallace is coming for dinner.
Gregg Wallace is to TV entertainment what haemorrhoids are to Frankie Dettori
these chunky gems yarns are great value. they're £3.15 a ball unlike the finer but more rainbowy boho rover yarns which are £4.15 anyway they've been hanging around in the shop for oh my word such a long time. lol at the readout "ami why are you dressed as a rockerfella?" oh right yeah:gems. you fully knew that and there wasn't even a label. life's too short monsieur , to have an ugly sweater. really there's no excuse
A bean!
Ah, Greg Wallace. Who could've known he and Torode would end up angering nations to a brink of international diplomatic strife due to their condescension towards traditional cooking years later...
Wtf are you on about!?
Beans!
Oh just eat the damn beanz
Leave Greg alone
No.
RICIS
Canned foods..hmmm maybe there prepping for doomsday
"You can't complain about how much Greg Wallace you get for your money".
Au contraire, I beg to disagree.
Can I pay even more for my licence fee, if I get less Greg Wallace?
*Gregg
this video made me realise that isis is 4 years old,
people who pay for a tv license are mugs when there is shite like this on telly
****VOTE TRUMP**2004****