Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2019
  • G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
    We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
    Next week: Something animated.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 4 роки тому +1522

    Snake eyes is the real MVP of the movie franchise.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 4 роки тому +94

      It's that old Hollywood rule, "When in doubt... add a ninja..." ;-P

    • @elgoblindo2795
      @elgoblindo2795 4 роки тому +43

      Except for his first costume

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 4 роки тому +93

      He has all the best lines.

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 4 роки тому +30

      I never bothered with the sequel and I doubt the first one is worth revisiting but yeah, Snake Eyes was probably the only character who they did justice

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 4 роки тому +20

      Considering he is played by ray park who is a diehard fan of
      g.i joe

  • @bbqenjoyer
    @bbqenjoyer 4 роки тому +1767

    Cinemasins when they see a Doctor Who actor in a movie
    "So you have chosen.... SIN"

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 4 роки тому +37

      (When they see any actor from another movie star in another movie)
      "YOU'VE CHOSEN THE PATH OF SIN"

    • @bigesca5716
      @bigesca5716 4 роки тому +2

      Learn how to write first you fucking turd

    • @jordangarcia465
      @jordangarcia465 4 роки тому +4

      @Thor Odinson ?

    • @badalu
      @badalu 4 роки тому

      ​ @Jordan Garcia @Thor Odinson who is the actress he didnt wanna name? also... WUUUUH

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +3

      this movie is still better than marvel movies lol. . .

  • @ZeroKnightHell
    @ZeroKnightHell 4 роки тому +297

    There was 3 major sins not addressed in this video
    1) Snake eyes having lips, and semi open mouth like he is shocked the entire time.
    2) The subs crashing into the gate like they are aircraft
    3) ICE FALLING UNDERWATER!!!!

    • @schecterman5466
      @schecterman5466 3 роки тому +16

      I literally watched this to see if the sinking icebergs was mentioned lol I watched the shit movie for poops and laughs and was like “why the fuck are icebergs sinking?”

    • @michaelzhao9851
      @michaelzhao9851 3 роки тому +9

      It seems snake eyes’s mask is made of thick rubber, so I believe the mouth mainly serves as a breath whole, and that explains why it is always semi open. They also wanted to create an illusion that the mask was so tight it made the lips visible. Still, I agree with you. The lips look very stupid, they should’ve discarded the “tight mask” idea and put some real breath holes on the mask (like the sideshow figure).

    • @Wheels91hockey
      @Wheels91hockey 3 роки тому +4

      The shouting of people underwater

    • @quannguyenle9775
      @quannguyenle9775 2 роки тому +5

      the ice falling is due to the heavy part of the underwater fortress in them (you can see those part sticking out of the ice pieces)

    • @OQIF87NREU
      @OQIF87NREU 2 роки тому +4

      @@michaelzhao9851 I think the mask is cool

  • @mikelsmith4800
    @mikelsmith4800 4 роки тому +142

    1:40 the unenthusiastic, “Oh my god” kills me. It’s like he’s tired of the movie

  • @nobodyimportant2470
    @nobodyimportant2470 4 роки тому +538

    Missed a big sin. "This movie was NOT directed by Michal Bay."
    Seriously Bay was given Transformers and Ninja Turtles to make a mess out of but was left out of the one that actually would have fit his style.

    • @collguyjoe99
      @collguyjoe99 4 роки тому +18

      There was plans of a Hasbro Universe and TF and GI Joe were going to be merged - Could have gotten Headmasters

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 роки тому +57

      making us momentarily root for Michael Bay, and that's a sin.

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 4 роки тому

      fuck no

  • @lucasmcqueen6302
    @lucasmcqueen6302 4 роки тому +363

    1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

    • @dustinreid164
      @dustinreid164 4 роки тому +13

      Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

    • @jamiesteps6589
      @jamiesteps6589 3 роки тому +3

      @@dustinreid164 thank you, totally work switching the video😂

    • @kalebdoom7944
      @kalebdoom7944 3 роки тому +2

      Correction he says oh my gosh

    • @sirfailalotful
      @sirfailalotful 3 роки тому +7

      His voice had all the emotion of me slapping salami on a dry slice of wheat bread.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry, it is still "I don't like sand" but this is certainly on the top 10 list at least.

  • @DaemonCaedo1
    @DaemonCaedo1 4 роки тому +252

    Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

    • @AaronSoul725
      @AaronSoul725 4 роки тому +14

      DaemonCaedo1 Nope! It looks so fucking stupid

    • @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm
      @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm 4 роки тому +32

      I remember some people say he looks like a Power Ranger with that mouth.
      Hell, this feels like a better Power Rangers movie than the actual (new) one we got in 2017. Whoops.

    • @HankyPanky44
      @HankyPanky44 4 роки тому +10

      Yes there is. Look at the 1985 action figure.

    • @DaemonCaedo1
      @DaemonCaedo1 4 роки тому +7

      Never really considered it as racist, just that it looks really stupid.
      And it's only 'true to the source' in one iteration of the character.

    • @1872patty
      @1872patty 4 роки тому +3

      What I'm saying is the mask has facial features that in itself isn't race related the fact the character under the mask is white in a certain light could be seen as a form of blackface and I mean rare circumstances
      I think if snake eyes walked into minneapolis in the last few days and took off his mask in front of a full on race/police brutality riot it wouldn't matter if he could speak cos he wouldn't get a word out. A rare instance where it could be taken as racial! Nothing more
      Also before u start getting ideas of an angry race debate cool it
      I'm from scotland where we don't have racism have sectarianism thats 2 groups killing each other over wether god wants us to be nice and drink tea a lot or sing songs about how good he is to him every weekend and serve up young boys to his white collared Sunday workers

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 4 роки тому +76

    I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 2 роки тому +2

      Half the cast? I'm not arguing, but all I saw was Brenden Frazier. Where were the others?

    • @ScreamWright
      @ScreamWright 2 роки тому +4

      @@isaiahpero7837 Arnold Vosloo and Kevin J. O'Connor (Beni in The Mummy, Mindbender in GI Joe). Plus Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from The Mummy Returns. And I might have missed some.

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 2 роки тому +1

      @@ScreamWright Nice. Thanks!

  • @robindejong2575
    @robindejong2575 4 роки тому +419

    Biggest sin of all: the ice, that's sinking. SINKING! Ice doesn't sink

    • @robindejong2575
      @robindejong2575 4 роки тому +2

      @narstyr but they're talking about it as if it'll fall on top of em

    • @cl114c0777498d
      @cl114c0777498d 4 роки тому +19

      Their base gets crushed by sinking ice. But after the rest of the movie... I mean, why not.

    • @robindejong2575
      @robindejong2575 4 роки тому +1

      @@cl114c0777498d ice floats, it doesn't sink

    • @AkodoAkira1
      @AkodoAkira1 4 роки тому +2

      Not in this movie it doesn't. Watch it. There's a scene where the Ice cap above the gets blown up and Ice block start falling on the base below, forcing them to dodge falling/sinking blocks of ice.

    • @k.ottophillips4303
      @k.ottophillips4303 4 роки тому +9

      When they first came upon the base and tried to figure out how to get in, Breaker states that there's all kinds of structures within the ice.
      This is what caused the ice to sink, however, the structure within wind gave to be pretty darn heavy to counter thre ice's flotation.

  • @Muppet567
    @Muppet567 4 роки тому +818

    "don't make me shoot a woman"
    That's racist.
    Had me dying 😂

    • @mohammedhussain5459
      @mohammedhussain5459 4 роки тому +12

      dude bro you must be new here

    • @Muppet567
      @Muppet567 4 роки тому +25

      @@mohammedhussain5459 no. I've been here awhile. It's just funny. Even if they do this often I don't become numb to the their "sins". Just thought it was funny.

    • @wolfmomma2118
      @wolfmomma2118 4 роки тому +28

      Me: nope, that's sexist.

    • @mohammedhussain5459
      @mohammedhussain5459 4 роки тому +1

      dude bro Lol, I understand, my bad

    • @Muppet567
      @Muppet567 4 роки тому

      @@mohammedhussain5459 it's all good.

  • @natecutler2012
    @natecutler2012 3 роки тому +32

    12:24 The way this car flies straight up into the air when the train hits it deserves like 10 sins.

  • @kayleechan4965
    @kayleechan4965 4 роки тому +86

    I remember being obsessed with this movie for a good month when I was 13 I was in love with the story and everything 😂

    • @iangardner3250
      @iangardner3250 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @sneakyracoonyt3280
      @sneakyracoonyt3280 2 роки тому +1

      It's a good movie

    • @shanablack5737
      @shanablack5737 2 роки тому +1

      month? its been 10 years for me xD

    • @ranjaeclarke9884
      @ranjaeclarke9884 2 роки тому +1

      Same but I'm still 13

    • @srealistx
      @srealistx Рік тому +1

      it’s made for kids of that time i can tell now i’m 18 it’s a pretty shit movie but i know how i felt watching as a kid it was completely different to me the industry is clever they know what moves to make😂

  • @ashwinkumar3806
    @ashwinkumar3806 4 роки тому +167

    9:40 Arnold Vosloo in the desert, in a movie that also has Brendan Fraser in it. And no Mummy reference??

    • @wynnjones2435
      @wynnjones2435 4 роки тому +3

      that's what I thought too

    • @chrisolson1900
      @chrisolson1900 4 роки тому +9

      I thought that in itself was a mummy reference.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +3

      Same director, too.

    • @gummi6340
      @gummi6340 4 роки тому +5

      Also Dr Mindbender in the bunker with JGL played Benny in the Mummy

    • @enmebaragesis3873
      @enmebaragesis3873 4 роки тому +1

      Alsoo Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from the mummy!

  • @nlaclayton8266
    @nlaclayton8266 4 роки тому +175

    Snake eyes and Deadpool teaming up for a mission . Merc with a mouth meets the Silent Snake

    • @chrisleeharvey
      @chrisleeharvey 4 роки тому +6

      Get David Hayter for the sequel

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 роки тому +14

      I'm sure itll be awkward when Deadpool walks in on Naked Snake

    • @jeserboy267
      @jeserboy267 4 роки тому +3

      Cool concept

    • @SavageDawgJoshua
      @SavageDawgJoshua 4 роки тому

      Um...
      *See also "ANY of the Kevin Smith Jay and Silent Bob movies"

    • @PepziTwist
      @PepziTwist 4 роки тому +1

      But Snake Eyes wouldent be able to keep up with Wade Wilson plus, Snake Eyes silince would give Wade flashbacks too X-men origins.
      That would propebly end out with a very short fight scene unless Snake Eyes used hes super running speed

  • @NicoMCH666
    @NicoMCH666 4 роки тому +145

    the passage with the sunglasses in the rain killed me 😂

    • @JWig22
      @JWig22 4 роки тому +20

      If you've ever ridden a motorcycle in the rain you'll know raindrops feel like tiny rocks at speed, so the sunglasses actually make sense in this scene if he's not wearing a helmet

    • @dewindae3059
      @dewindae3059 4 роки тому +1

      pretty sure its a law in most if not all states that you have to wear eye pro while on a motor cycle

    • @mustafashammari972
      @mustafashammari972 3 роки тому +1

      I found this rare and beautiful channel, in which they translate any movie that we viewers want 🤩😌
      ua-cam.com/video/GAMuuzNcQ8Q/v-deo.html

    • @alishsuwal7825
      @alishsuwal7825 3 роки тому

      @@JWig22 yeah actually you’re absolutely correct

    • @alishsuwal7825
      @alishsuwal7825 3 роки тому

      What is so funny about wearing shades in rain it helps actually dumb asd

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +268

    I saw this movie in the theater when it first came out, and it's so forgettable that the only thing I can remember is how lame the FX were.

    • @OmarTafur75
      @OmarTafur75 3 роки тому +19

      I think i'm part of the 1% that actually liked the movie

    • @Hellcaiser4
      @Hellcaiser4 3 роки тому +7

      And how badly they butchered every GI Joe character except Snake and maybe Zartan

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hellcaiser4 yeah

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 4 роки тому +65

    I thought for sure Jeremy would've sinned the sinking ice bit. Apparently in this universe it's _more_ dense than water.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +306

    *_Somewhere in the same universe in Hasbro, the Magic Of Friendship has all the Infinity Stones and snaps The Devil into dust._*

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +5

      And I am pinkie pie
      Snaps fingers

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +1

      unironically i would rather watch this movie rather than some di$ney marvel crap . those movies are pure trash lol

    • @sarahmendez9889
      @sarahmendez9889 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha what?

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-73a ikr, and they make other look even worse. Ugh, movies are pure garbo.

    • @Artificial_Idiot
      @Artificial_Idiot 4 роки тому +1

      What If You And Justin y. Are Friends

  • @anothercleverusername992
    @anothercleverusername992 3 роки тому +14

    *"YOU WILL CALL ME, COMMANDER!"*
    I absolutely love the Doctor/Cobra Commander in this film. Such a fun, old school Supervillain..

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 2 роки тому +1

      When he turns his head. Me and my brother call it the “dramatic hair toss without hair”! 😂🤣😆

    • @Peppers19781978
      @Peppers19781978 5 місяців тому

      That is nothing like Cobra Commander.

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 4 роки тому +62

    Once Duke had a connection to Baroness & Commander Cobra, *the movie was doomed.*

    • @Hellcaiser4
      @Hellcaiser4 3 роки тому +5

      Aside from trying to stop them trying to rule the world lol

    • @TheKing-uu7jn
      @TheKing-uu7jn 2 роки тому +6

      I'm glad it was largely ignored in Retaliation which technically is a soft reboot of the series
      And then the new Snaje Eyes movie is a reboot as well
      Damn. We get a reboot every gi joe movie at this point

    • @TheKing-uu7jn
      @TheKing-uu7jn 2 роки тому +3

      I think it was doomed when they had Steven Sommers as the director and writer

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 Рік тому

      Why it was doomed? Please explain

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +340

    What was missing from the G.I. Joe cartoon? I know, Marlon Wayans in an Iron Man suit.

    • @agentprime2179
      @agentprime2179 4 роки тому +28

      and Snake Eyes’ costume looking like an unfinished Black Ranger costume. Seriously what was up with that mouth piece?

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 роки тому +7

      @@agentprime2179 Fking hell man, Give me more nostalgic flashbacks why don't you?!

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah, the movie had so much potential, which, aside from Snake Eyes and Stormshadow, was totally wasted.

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому

      this movie had better cgi than black panther lol that movie sucked ass lmao

    • @imsohotjg
      @imsohotjg 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-73a cmon bruh

  • @MrThystleblum1
    @MrThystleblum1 4 роки тому +82

    Actually, Baroness and Destro are lovers in every GI-Joe incarnation.

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 роки тому +81

    10:35 I am so proud of you, CinemaSins.

  • @christopherorr1516
    @christopherorr1516 4 роки тому +6

    Hahaha Snake Eyes running after that armored vehicle is hilarious!

  • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
    @-EchoesIntoEternity- 4 роки тому +156

    i was gonna say that guy looks like discount Joseph Gordon-Levitt...... wait, that really is Joseph Gordon-Levitt 😲

    • @Vlad-rf3tu
      @Vlad-rf3tu 4 роки тому +8

      Disappointed that he didn't scream "Aaaaa, discount young Bruce Willis" when he showed up.

    • @hixson453
      @hixson453 4 роки тому +9

      When I first saw the hair I was like Keenu Reeves?! 😂 then reality hit me

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 4 роки тому

      @@hixson453 😂🤣😅 indeed lookalikes are being used as stunt doubles.

    • @ScooterinAB
      @ScooterinAB 4 роки тому

      A lot of people made some bad choices with this one.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 роки тому

      @@ScooterinAB It could have been good. I don't know where it went so wrong.

  • @bradys1667
    @bradys1667 4 роки тому +57

    17:30 "Do you have anything else to day before the sentence is carried out?"
    "You killed my father, prepare to die"

    • @taijxvi
      @taijxvi 4 роки тому +6

      How was this uploaded just now and you commented a month ago TIME TRAVEL

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 роки тому +2

      Wait... This is time stamped for a month ago? But the video was uploaded 2 mins ago!
      ._. What are you playing at?!

    • @darthvader19910
      @darthvader19910 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@taijxvi that's what I was gonna say! WTF!

    • @dancingmonkey08
      @dancingmonkey08 4 роки тому

      wibbly wobbly timey wimey

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 4 роки тому

      Yeah the timestamp on this comment is odd

  • @adraawhitemoon8995
    @adraawhitemoon8995 4 роки тому +11

    10:34 you thought I would miss that Panic! At the Disco reference, but you underestimated my powers

  • @kingragnar8023
    @kingragnar8023 4 роки тому +11

    Snake eyes and storm shadow were the best parts of the 2 movies and holy shit I just realized we have a Rick O'Connell & Imotep reunion here

  • @justinh4576
    @justinh4576 4 роки тому +39

    11:13 I always found his run here so goddam hilarious, like wtf is he doin😂

    • @Wanaskiwin
      @Wanaskiwin 3 роки тому +2

      Trying to revert to a previous checkpoint. tho what kills me is when those cops see a guy dressed in basically an ironman suit and just decided to walk up to him casually and punch him in the face. and immediately know how to take his armored gauntlets off likes its an every day occurance.
      You mean to tell me GI Joe didnt once alert the authorities at all they were operating there? doesnt that break all the treaties?

  • @johndoan2014
    @johndoan2014 4 роки тому +239

    When Snake Eyes was wearing the cloak... Discount Kylo Ren

    • @NirateGoel
      @NirateGoel 4 роки тому +52

      No, Kylo Ren is a discount Snake Eyes, This came first. Besides Snake Eyes is soo much better.

    • @jacookie9707
      @jacookie9707 4 роки тому +5

      Nirate Goel idk tbh Kylo is my favorite from the new trilogy. He’s intense but 🤷🏻‍♂️ it works

    • @fourze4z138
      @fourze4z138 4 роки тому +13

      mans just casually insulted Snake eyes smh

    • @MataNui.
      @MataNui. 4 роки тому +10

      This movie came out years before kylo ren was even a thing.

    • @chillyphil598
      @chillyphil598 4 роки тому

      J Money no, no it doesn’t

  • @Hanitcal69
    @Hanitcal69 Рік тому +2

    As a motorcyclist myself, wearing sunglasses in the rain is absolutely necessary if you don’t have a visor. Rain drops hitting your eyeballs at >35 mph is very painful and dangerous

  • @thememegamerinc.787
    @thememegamerinc.787 4 роки тому +14

    Snake eyes is legit my favorite character from gi joe As far back as when I was 6

  • @SjeikJoriz
    @SjeikJoriz 4 роки тому +41

    "....And 100% of the M&M's"
    Won't lie, had to giggle a little bit.

    • @SjeikJoriz
      @SjeikJoriz 4 роки тому +1

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar 'Mars' (from the chocolate bars) in real life is the company that owns and produces the M&M's brand.

    • @jerryt7693
      @jerryt7693 3 роки тому

      Had me cracking up

  • @renooblivion9526
    @renooblivion9526 4 роки тому +44

    I didn't even realize two of the star actors of Mummy were in this lol.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 2 роки тому +16

    Could a G.I. Joe reboot work if it was a cartoon TV series written and animated by the same teams that gave us The Clone Wars TV series?

  • @MartialArtsFilmFreak
    @MartialArtsFilmFreak 4 роки тому +21

    I’m so happy Ray Park got some praise! But Byung Hun Lee is also awesome

  • @theophilethiriet8923
    @theophilethiriet8923 4 роки тому +139

    Now that we pretty much all know that the cliche of the black guy dying first in horror movies is false, I wanna make a new black guy cliche: "black guy in action movies is supposed to be funny but annoying to the audience".

    • @simpleanswer8954
      @simpleanswer8954 4 роки тому +14

      Marlon Wayans is annoying in every movie.

    • @msjamereia9393
      @msjamereia9393 4 роки тому +25

      That's always been the black person stereotype. They either die first, last, or eventually...plus be the comedic relief.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 роки тому +9

      Lt. Uhura (...the 60s version not the new Spock's hoochie-mamma version) was pretty badass.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 роки тому +9

      Thats been a Black Guy movie cliche since the 80s.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 4 роки тому +1

      See the latest "Shaft"... ;-P

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 4 роки тому +56

    Gordon-Levitt's doctor was not a good Cobra Commander adaptation, but if you think if him as his own character I liked him

    • @austincouey992
      @austincouey992 4 роки тому +12

      Or if they'd just called him mindbender and waited for the sequel to introduce cobra commander, would've made more sense instead of waiting till the last 5 minutes to introduce the best known villain of g.i. Joe.

    • @graymulligan
      @graymulligan 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed. If he hadn't been identified as Cobra Commander in this movie, I wouldn't have thought that's who he was playing. The character as it sits is kind of fun.

    • @austincouey992
      @austincouey992 4 роки тому +4

      @@graymulligan exactly the doctor is a fun character who's whole thing is science for sciences sake no moral boundaries or goals beyond them. If they wanted to stay close to the comics they should've just made the commander a man who lost his son due to the Joe's, whether through inaction on their part or he was a member of the Joe's and cc wants revenge on the Joe's for it. I think another important detail would be if we never learn who cobra commander is other than his alias because that's kind of a big deal, to me at least.

  • @josephragosta89
    @josephragosta89 3 роки тому +5

    I wore glasses in the rain at a funeral it hits different man

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455
    @questworldiangreenknight7455 2 роки тому +2

    “Call me…” DRAMATIC HEAD TURN “Commander!”
    🤣

  • @backfandango
    @backfandango 4 роки тому +191

    I’m sinning you Cinema Sins for saying GO JOE instead of YO JOE

    • @bobi_1780
      @bobi_1780 4 роки тому +2

      JOE MAMMA

    • @nguyeneric4576
      @nguyeneric4576 4 роки тому

      MO JO

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 4 роки тому

      That bugged me too. Goooo Joe does make more sense though lol.

    • @CJDrischler
      @CJDrischler 4 роки тому

      i thought he said Yo Joe.. good ear

    • @RFSKannon
      @RFSKannon 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe he was thinking of the not so great 89 GI Joe by DIC Entertainment? They really did say Go Joe in that one. On second thought, they probably just got it wrong.

  • @lisag5002
    @lisag5002 4 роки тому +16

    Stormshadow: "He never gives up" referenced G.I. Joe theme song "He never gives up he's always there fighting for freedom over land and air"

  • @YoSuey
    @YoSuey 4 роки тому +18

    9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

  • @FLXlovesick
    @FLXlovesick 4 роки тому +6

    I've seen a lot of your videos now, pretty much from now on i kept hearing your voices foreshadowing in my head everything that went wrong in my life.

  • @nx7188
    @nx7188 4 роки тому +269

    Just a quick reminder, don't be slouching. You'll regret it at 50 🙌

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 роки тому +80

      Pfft, Bold of you to assume I plan on being alive when I'm 50.

    • @smally7505
      @smally7505 4 роки тому +45

      Crazy how fast you just fixed my posture lmao

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 4 роки тому +4

      You mean next year?

    • @bigesca5716
      @bigesca5716 4 роки тому +3

      FUCK YOU

    • @jeanocasio5432
      @jeanocasio5432 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you, friendo.

  • @annemarievanpeer120
    @annemarievanpeer120 4 роки тому +29

    From someone living in Scotland... No. That accent from Eccleston HURTS.

    • @gobzdzilla
      @gobzdzilla 4 роки тому +3

      He's supposed to be understood. Scottish is rough on rest of the world.

    • @annemarievanpeer120
      @annemarievanpeer120 4 роки тому +6

      @@gobzdzilla I mean, it's not TOO horrendously far off one of the Scottish dialects, it's just badly hammed up. Lots of your average Scottish people don't pronounce half their consonants, which yeah, makes it hard to understand. Making it a BAD accent doesn't necessarily fix that. Making it a CRISP accent, one that is accurate but with better pronunciation, does. In fact, it makes it sound more serious and therefore better suited for a villain. (Honestly i just hope that his character in the cartoon has a Scottish accent, otherwise i think it was a poor decision to give him one in this film, but that's just me. I'm guessing it really doesn't matter much for anyone living outside of the UK or even just outside of Scotland. But Jeremy said "is this a bad accent?" so as a Scottish resident i answered "yup" haha)

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 4 роки тому +3

      @@annemarievanpeer120 That's the problem, it's not so much that it's innacurate, its that it is so totally hammed-up that it's more like a parody. He's an actor, he must know that the way to get a natural unremarked upon accent is to underplay rather than overplay it, so it's clearly a stylistic choice. A wrong one.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 4 роки тому +3

      David Tennant's English accent is WAY better. :)

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 4 роки тому

      @@nitehawk86 Without a doubt.

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 4 роки тому +12

    Now you've sinned.
    And sinning is half the battle

  • @gregwodzynski941
    @gregwodzynski941 3 роки тому +14

    I love this movie. Was ready for a sequel as soon as I walked out of the theater.

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 4 роки тому +24

    8:30
    You've mentioned it, so now you have to do Tremors. It's all I want.

  • @Id___
    @Id___ 4 роки тому +55

    13:40 I dare anybody brave enough to convince me that Kylo Ren's whole costume wasn't stolen from Snake Eyes disguise in this movie.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +6

      Could've sworn Kylo Ren was based on Darth Revan

    • @Id___
      @Id___ 4 роки тому

      @@davidhong1934 Kotor did come out first ;p

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidhong1934 I think Kylo Ren is based on jacen solo from legends

    • @dbzdrag0n
      @dbzdrag0n 4 роки тому +1

      David Hong this is correct

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 4 роки тому +1

      He's basically a combination of Revan and Sith Starkiller from The Force Unleashed's DLC story.

  • @gconnor18
    @gconnor18 2 роки тому +2

    As someone from Scotland, threw the caber clear out of the yard makes sense, caber tossing is a game in the Highland games. It’s not a used phrase though, just means exceeding expectations.

  • @embersashs1555
    @embersashs1555 3 роки тому +2

    I love the “oh he gave up .”
    Storm shadow “ bisch I know him he don’t do dis” train hits car

  • @filipjecz
    @filipjecz 4 роки тому +44

    The sequel to this movie is probably the most perfect definition of a "guilty pleasure" known to man.

    • @DarthTach
      @DarthTach 4 роки тому +16

      Honesty I like this movie better the the sequel. This one is more camp and fun. The other just tries too hard to be "serious". That plus the ending with The Rock just blowing up the case causing all the satellites to explode is the definition of lazy writing. That alone makes me hate it.

    • @xChaosFlower
      @xChaosFlower 4 роки тому +2

      @@DarthTach plus, all of The Rock's scenes were boring. The best part of the movie was all the Snake eyes scenes

    • @selfmadetray5836
      @selfmadetray5836 4 роки тому +3

      This was way better than the sequel

  • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
    @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 роки тому +16

    2:03 "now you know, and knowing is half the battle"

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 3 роки тому +4

    When are you gonna do GI Joe pt. 2?!? I can't wait! I actually like these movies lol.

  • @sonicfoamyfan9805
    @sonicfoamyfan9805 4 роки тому +1

    I have literally been waiting for this since the channel’s birth, I might have to sub again

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +30

    17:01 So that's where Live Action Sonic got his teeth from.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 роки тому +5

      Jesus Christ, I'm calling Thanos so he can wipe that movie out of existence for good, along with the dumbass people who're making it, and the sonic fanbase for wanting that movie to exist in the first place.

    • @shanejohnson1606
      @shanejohnson1606 4 роки тому +6

      Absolutely nobody in the Sonic fanbase that has an above 50 I.Q. or not 5 years old wanted let alone asked for that abomination. Those idiot cucks at Paramount did that shit for casuals and to make a buck.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +1

      Still better than the uncanny valley containing the live action Cats movie

  • @MrFooz420
    @MrFooz420 4 роки тому +88

    They could have called this film Flashbacks: The Movie

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +1

      Well this movie is still better than watching a marvel movie comedy special lol

  • @Hamsteak
    @Hamsteak 4 роки тому +8

    Duke also has a goatee, when facial hair isn't allowed. And only a well kept short full beard is allowed

  • @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm
    @PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm 4 роки тому +4

    Not gonna lie, over a decade ago I was so obsessed with this movie as a casual Joe fan. Hell, as a Power Ranger fan I tried homaging this film for a Power Rangers Fan Film I was working on back in my 12th Grade year in High School (2010-2011) but the project had underwent a lot of problems hence later I had abandoned it. True story.

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 11 місяців тому +1

      the username X comment combination here is perfect, haha

  • @shadowrider9735
    @shadowrider9735 4 роки тому +34

    Hearing Christopher Eccleston hamming up his Northern accent to a Scottish accent upsets me immensely. Just, just let him use his normal accent I'm begging you

  • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
    @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 4 роки тому +17

    11:03 - everytime Jeremy changes his laugh a bird-like man gets its wings

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 роки тому

      Also 11:03, he sins 'sunglasses in the rain' . This is why you should always wear a motorcycle-helmet when on a motorcycle, because otherwise you look stupid if it starts raining. But Duke does need those sunglasses because otherwise the raindrops would be hitting his eyes at whatever speed the bike was moving at.

  • @makomankanshoku6106
    @makomankanshoku6106 3 роки тому +6

    Wouldn’t glasses help in the rain while riding a motorcycle, at least to keep rain from directly hitting your eyes?

  • @eshanjoshi4352
    @eshanjoshi4352 4 роки тому

    I've been waiting for this one for so long

  • @vinnyvinvin887
    @vinnyvinvin887 4 роки тому +42

    Everything Wrong With ''STARSHIP TROOPERS'' for the millionth time.

    • @fwmurnau758
      @fwmurnau758 4 роки тому +3

      No file found... Civilian

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 4 роки тому +3

      No such thing as something went with starship troopers, the second and third one however

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 роки тому +1

      And for the millionth time, nobody says please.

  • @streetscholar8650
    @streetscholar8650 4 роки тому +17

    Hey! You try riding in the rain on a motorcycle without eye protection. Yo Joe!

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't goggles or a visor work better?

  • @gillianc592
    @gillianc592 3 роки тому +14

    Being a fully formed Scottish lady, that whole caber thing does make no sense. Caber throwing is part if the Highland games and what you are supposed to do is throw it end over end as far as possible there is no fence or yard. His accent is an abomination to everything Scottish.

  • @davidbolha
    @davidbolha 4 роки тому +4

    Corel Draw ! Man I still have that program. 😂

  • @rockyp3917
    @rockyp3917 4 роки тому +79

    Jeremy where's " Everything Wrong with Avengers: Endgame"??

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 роки тому +4

      He'll get around to it eventually.

    • @kimhering3017
      @kimhering3017 4 роки тому +1

      We're looking at December based on when the Infinity War video came out, unless they do it in November around the time Stan Lee passed, which I could easily imagine them doing.

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 4 роки тому

      Because someone did it already.

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +3

      Marvel fanboys will NOT like hearing that their favorite movie is far from perfect lol...

    • @gobzdzilla
      @gobzdzilla 4 роки тому

      In fanboy nightmares.

  • @AnishVoraProductions
    @AnishVoraProductions 4 роки тому +84

    Not the best movie, but this was so fun when it came out!
    Tbh, my biggest issue was that the sequel threw away a lot of what it had built up in the first movie

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 4 роки тому +12

      That's my opinion on this as well. It was dumb fun like the first Transformers film, but not insultingly stupid like the Transformers sequels.
      I skipped G.I. JOE 2 simply because it killed off or recast all the characters.

    • @selfmadetray5836
      @selfmadetray5836 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed the new one made it as the first one never existed

    • @alyssinwilliams4570
      @alyssinwilliams4570 4 роки тому +1

      @@selfmadetray5836 from what I understand a lot of the original cast didnt want to come back :\ I would have loved to have seen more sienna miller, rachel nichols and joseph gordon-levitt though

    • @DarthRoe
      @DarthRoe 4 роки тому +4

      The only thing I liked about the sequel was Storm Shadow lived, and didn't lose. Down side of that was he became a good guy. the rest of the movie just didn't hold a candle to the first one. The first one is bad, but heck it kinda reminded me of Star Wars with the end battle so it was just enjoyable to watch.

  • @iQOUTY
    @iQOUTY 4 роки тому +1

    Yay another "Doctor Who is that?" love them

  • @stevenm3823
    @stevenm3823 4 роки тому +2

    I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 4 роки тому +8

    8:08 how can you possibly sin a scene of Rachel Nichols running in a croptop? :)

  • @diffbeat979
    @diffbeat979 4 роки тому +4

    “Space gravity” 😂😂😂

  • @randylizotte
    @randylizotte 4 роки тому +4

    I don’t remember this movie well but
    Joseph Gordon too many names was the crazy bad guy

  • @ariesrcn
    @ariesrcn 4 роки тому +6

    The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.

  • @ianlister7333
    @ianlister7333 4 роки тому +181

    that Scottish accent is shocking, a British should know far better

    • @ScottKorin
      @ScottKorin 4 роки тому +18

      "A British"

    • @windsweeper8002
      @windsweeper8002 4 роки тому +7

      But Destro was Scottish in the original comics.
      In fact I thought Chris Eccleslon was Scottish too.

    • @ianlister7333
      @ianlister7333 4 роки тому +7

      @@windsweeper8002 the character maybe Scottish in the comics, btu that is no excuse to cast someone who cant do a Scottish accent.

    • @rhynhardtk
      @rhynhardtk 4 роки тому +1

      @@ScottKorin Right? Haha

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 4 роки тому +21

      @@windsweeper8002 No, Eccleston was born and raised in Lancashire, which is in the north of Galifrey.

  • @CelestialFalkon
    @CelestialFalkon 4 роки тому +7

    Boy, I've been waiting for this video for SOOOOOOO LONG!!!

  • @brandonprater4613
    @brandonprater4613 4 роки тому

    2:03-2:05 LOL, thank you for that!😂👍

  • @DerpyTurtle0762
    @DerpyTurtle0762 4 роки тому +1

    "A ninja and a 50cal"; Jeremy that's a M134 chambered for 7.62x51, a '30cal'

  • @chris_noswe
    @chris_noswe 4 роки тому +40

    Never seen this movie but I was genuinely suprised that that was Gordon-Lewitt.

  • @treycranson
    @treycranson 4 роки тому +29

    Sunglasses on a motorcycle in the rain prevents that feeling of eyes against the showerhead.

    • @simpleanswer8954
      @simpleanswer8954 4 роки тому +3

      If that's the problem, why isn't he wearing a helmet?

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 роки тому +1

      Thats what windshields on a vehicle are for.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 роки тому

      Like hed be able to see fuck All.

    • @Kori-T
      @Kori-T 4 роки тому

      i’m glad someone pointed it out

    • @Kori-T
      @Kori-T 4 роки тому +1

      Simple Answer helmets aren’t mandatory in every state, but wearing some form of eye protection is. But riding a motorcycle w/o a helmet in the rain while wearing sunglasses is a bad idea.

  • @chrislocke9852
    @chrislocke9852 4 роки тому

    Lmao I love these. Can't wait for you to do John Wick 3

  • @damaribrackett1159
    @damaribrackett1159 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂your commentating is too good plz do more

  • @geeareuu
    @geeareuu 4 роки тому +10

    A. I can’t believe I didn’t hear you once say “they survive this”
    B. I am SOOOOO glad I’ve never seen this movie!

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 4 роки тому

      8:51 *and same

    • @geeareuu
      @geeareuu 4 роки тому +1

      Jared Maples I cant believe I missed that! Now I’m only surprised it wasn’t said more often.

  • @LiterallyMark1
    @LiterallyMark1 4 роки тому +7

    Your voice alone makes this worth watching.

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 4 роки тому +4

    I now need a cinemasins for Stardust.

  • @user-ph8vw1hp4k
    @user-ph8vw1hp4k 4 роки тому +32

    Everything wrong with Anna
    2019
    I loved this movie, now make me hate it.

    • @seba_igm
      @seba_igm 4 роки тому +1

      omg Anna is terrible, better do Hereditary, one good terror film

    • @user-ph8vw1hp4k
      @user-ph8vw1hp4k 4 роки тому +3

      @@seba_igm I agree. It was fun to watch tho. The sight of Cillian is always pleasing to the eye.

  • @asiansenpai1262
    @asiansenpai1262 4 роки тому +26

    You missed a great opportunity at 10:08 to say ninja spinners instead of fidget spinners

  • @10000subsforpizza
    @10000subsforpizza 4 роки тому +11

    Fun fact ????
    We're all not watching this in full screen.

  • @andrewindschuttel235
    @andrewindschuttel235 4 роки тому +4

    4:28 he sounds like captain Mac Millian, ghost and Soap from the Cod me series

    • @thefallenone666
      @thefallenone666 3 роки тому

      Your clearly not Scottish coz he sounds nothing like a Scottish person would

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 4 роки тому +5

    Pretty much just Waynes, loved the final. Reminded me of the shit you’d imagine as a kid

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 4 роки тому +15

    You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
    Please do:
    1) The Princess Bride
    2) Narnia 2 and 3
    3) The Truman Show
    4) Speed
    5) The Circle
    6) Back to the Future 3
    7) The Road to El Dorado
    8) Oceans 12 and 13
    9) The Huntsman Winters War
    10) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +2

      I've seen an earlier attempt by another channel to critique Princess Bride, and that channel died because of it.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 роки тому +1

      Everything Wrong With "The Princess Bride" would be the shortest Sins video ever made.

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 4 роки тому

      @@raydunakin It would literally be the intro then the tally of zero, and probably still get a million views. It would be a good April fool's video though.

  • @bigkoi1015
    @bigkoi1015 4 роки тому +14

    Snake eyes Is the only one worth watching in this movie

  • @S3V3N4TILLDAWRLD6L0W
    @S3V3N4TILLDAWRLD6L0W 4 роки тому +10

    You should cinemasin the movie
    "Hard Target"

  • @damianmorningstar4127
    @damianmorningstar4127 3 роки тому +2

    I love Jeremy's laugh

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 4 роки тому +25

    "Orgiastic explosions" - welp, finally got a title for my autobiography.

  • @m3gatr0n28
    @m3gatr0n28 4 роки тому +10

    when you liked this movie as a teen and as a child
    Sad Snake Eyes noises
    Also Arashikage=stormshadow

  • @biggbreakfast6999
    @biggbreakfast6999 4 роки тому

    Also love your laugh about the rain

  • @Justlikeit22
    @Justlikeit22 4 роки тому

    I remembered watching these movie a few times again and again and enjoyed it a lot.