Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2019
  • Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
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  • @rlacksgh9673
    @rlacksgh9673 4 роки тому +3474

    Olympus Has Fallen(2013)
    London Has Fallen(2016)
    Angel Has Fallen(2019)
    Stop Falling Guys(2022)

  • @aureliasol443
    @aureliasol443 4 роки тому +2436

    Makes a movie about London being attacked, manages to still make it about the USA

    • @cesarzpontu8886
      @cesarzpontu8886 4 роки тому +37

      And? I can't see a problem

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 4 роки тому +165

      @@cesarzpontu8886 Its all about USA, its too unrealistic

    • @cesarzpontu8886
      @cesarzpontu8886 4 роки тому +71

      @@pashauzan But whole point of this series is saving USA president.

    • @xblitzx394
      @xblitzx394 4 роки тому +92

      Cesarz Pontu why even take place in the uk just keep it where the president is then 😂

    • @cesarzpontu8886
      @cesarzpontu8886 4 роки тому +30

      @@xblitzx394 First took place in USA, so they wanted to change location

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves 4 роки тому +637

    4:50
    The royal guards continued marching even though the terrorists posing as royal guards were shooting at world leaders RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!

    • @gezzaschannel
      @gezzaschannel 4 роки тому +145

      "Just smile and wave boys"

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 4 роки тому +10

      Oh Robert. At it again ol chap.

    • @blucksy7229
      @blucksy7229 4 роки тому +49

      Best part is they walk past while they are litteraly from the most elite army units in Britain so there best qualified to stop them

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 роки тому +18

      @@blucksy7229 the SAS are the most elite units in the British army, and the best special forces in the world.

    • @arcticflower7223
      @arcticflower7223 4 роки тому +6

      What do you expect? They have dedicated their lives to protecting royalty. Can't be that bright.

  • @laxeystu8096
    @laxeystu8096 4 роки тому +507

    To a Brit, saying 'Prime Minister Clarkson' is still meaning Jeremy Clarkson has got the job, no matter what the movie thinks.

    • @imjashingyou3461
      @imjashingyou3461 4 роки тому +28

      Poooowwwwwwweeeeeerrrrr

    • @BrowncoatInABox
      @BrowncoatInABox 4 роки тому +16

      i dont know why but that is more comforting than president trump

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 4 роки тому +16

      "We need a random British family name"
      "Clarkson!"

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому

      @@kabouterwesley83 *facepalm*

    • @teutonicknight9041
      @teutonicknight9041 3 роки тому +1

      I watched this recently and thought the exact same thing.
      But for some reason I had Simon Cowell’s face in my mind.

  • @SomethingInteresting001
    @SomethingInteresting001 4 роки тому +2361

    Movie: *Has intro*
    CinemaSins: **Angry noises**

    • @117thWing
      @117thWing 4 роки тому +15

      Don't you mean "Sin noises"?

    • @Rex-ps9bx
      @Rex-ps9bx 4 роки тому +25

      Don't you mean "angry sin noises"

    • @tbessi12-DZ
      @tbessi12-DZ 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rex-ps9bx Ding is the Blue noise

    • @kallehansen1659
      @kallehansen1659 4 роки тому +2

      I understand this!

    • @tbessi12-DZ
      @tbessi12-DZ 4 роки тому +1

      @@kallehansen1659 Understand what

  • @davidjohnston1710
    @davidjohnston1710 4 роки тому +724

    The amount of sarcasm in this channel can cure depression.

    • @CKshouta
      @CKshouta 4 роки тому +19

      cure depression with cynicism
      I'll take your entire stock

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 роки тому +3

      A better cure than what that shitty CinemaSins knock-off youtuber birdman can do.

    • @amandaschroeder799
      @amandaschroeder799 4 роки тому

      Can? It does! Hahaha!

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 4 роки тому +2

      @@calebproductions1264 Birdman > CinemaSins

    • @tbessi12-DZ
      @tbessi12-DZ 4 роки тому

      @@CKshouta Give me yours i want him

  • @OppressiveMaul
    @OppressiveMaul 4 роки тому +2025

    Trust Americans to make a film titled “London has fallen” about them 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +191

      As an American I have to say...
      ...
      ...Yea, okay, that's fair.

    • @doofbabe527
      @doofbabe527 4 роки тому +60

      Dargonhuman yeah as another fellow American I have to agree with that statement

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 4 роки тому +28

      That's what you get to do when you make the movie. You're free to do the same in yours, lol.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 4 роки тому +35

      @@firstnamett4656 Are you confusing Hollywood and trolls on the internet with all Americans?

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +14

      Trust foreigners to ... Wait why are you important again?

  • @shdwarli
    @shdwarli 4 роки тому +194

    Another sin:
    "It has been 2 weeks since London has fallen..."
    If I remember correct, the bridge was gone, the towers where down and people where crushed... 2 weeks later and you already have fixed the bridge and started scaffolding with clear progress on rebuilding - I wish decision making would be as fast as that where I am....

    • @michaelyepp40
      @michaelyepp40 3 роки тому

      They got the chinese to rebuild.. 24 hours and the bridge ist done, 48 hours the entire city is rebuilt ☝🏽🤓

    • @davidbooth46ify
      @davidbooth46ify 2 роки тому +2

      And 2 decades to fill a pothole

  • @ismimiokumaktazamankaybetm5939
    @ismimiokumaktazamankaybetm5939 4 роки тому +3338

    Can't wait for "Everything Wrong With Endgame" it will be... inevitable.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 роки тому +42

      I’m Spider-Man.

    • @doomy_mcdoomerson
      @doomy_mcdoomerson 4 роки тому +17

      Do yourself a favor and watch The Birdman's rendition of "Everything Wrong With Endgame."
      m.ua-cam.com/video/mn668amXEYk/v-deo.html

    • @kaycosplay7578
      @kaycosplay7578 4 роки тому +4

      ismimi okumakta zaman kaybetmeyip direk yanda yazdığım yoruma bakabilirsiniz your profile picture gave me heart failure.

    • @stovetop7895
      @stovetop7895 4 роки тому +4

      People
      TH3Birdman already did it

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 4 роки тому +5

      Everything is wrong with it. Highest sin count of anything yet, plus an extra million for the drawn out act 2

  • @FinishPlayer
    @FinishPlayer 4 роки тому +467

    5:56 the reason the car barely gets damaged can simply be explained by the fact that it's a SAAB :D

    • @logannagol4118
      @logannagol4118 4 роки тому +19

      Saab's are indeed invincible 👍

    • @connorjackson9615
      @connorjackson9615 4 роки тому +11

      This guy gets it

    • @VioRS
      @VioRS 4 роки тому +7

      Silver mk1 9-3, I have the same car :D

    • @Thatguyujustmet
      @Thatguyujustmet 4 роки тому +5

      ...or because the car flipping didn’t actually hit it....

    • @FinishPlayer
      @FinishPlayer 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thatguyujustmet true, only the front left fender is a bit smashed and the bonnet probably got a few scratches :P

  • @endofradio3507
    @endofradio3507 4 роки тому +616

    You missed the major sin of Morgan Freeman clearly never being in the same room as another actor. It's all tight shots of his face, or long shots of the back of "his" head.

  • @Worgiewoo
    @Worgiewoo 3 роки тому +54

    What threw me was how the London police commissioner was in charge of the SAS and that the SAS had no plan 🤷‍♀️

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +1115

    This movie is so generic that I remember the act of sitting down and watching it but I can't remember a single thing about the film or what happens in it

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 4 роки тому +29

      I vaguely remember the one shot shootout scene near the end but that's about it

    • @jacobhinton6178
      @jacobhinton6178 4 роки тому +28

      Haha, pathetic. Dont you remember that moment when... um... ugh, when the london bridge fell?

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +3

      @@jacobhinton6178 🤣

    • @starkiller18
      @starkiller18 4 роки тому +13

      same here. I loved the first movie despite the fact it was just a dumb over the top action movie but this one put me to sleep.

    • @LDXReal
      @LDXReal 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @krishanglover3658
    @krishanglover3658 4 роки тому +681

    I'd prefer a movie about how they planned this impossibly unrealistic mess of an attack

    • @StripeyShima
      @StripeyShima 4 роки тому +62

      I’m still more interested in the bullshit that was the attack in the first movie. That shit would’ve been shut down SO FAST.

    • @OconByrd519
      @OconByrd519 4 роки тому +19

      I guess the Queen's people must not do very good background checks for those famous Buckingham Palace Guards...Must be a pretty simple interviewing process.

    • @Dreaded88
      @Dreaded88 4 роки тому +2

      @@OconByrd519 :
      They're called: *Coldstream Guards* and no: British Army's enlistment Standards have dropped significantly! Here: ua-cam.com/video/lcoDJB2kP7w/v-deo.html

    • @bormin88
      @bormin88 4 роки тому +23

      @@StripeyShima Sir are you telling me that flying a C130 Gunship over washington is not realistic ? :O it has to be! i saw it in a movie once!

    • @murphsmodels8853
      @murphsmodels8853 4 роки тому +10

      "Can you stand still for 8 hours straight?" *Stands still* "You're hired."

  • @wee4789
    @wee4789 4 роки тому +548

    1) grenadier guards don’t carry live ammunition in their guns while on guard they keep it in their sentries
    2) a secret service agent can survive everything but the SAS which is the world’s most elite special force looses men in the final scene like leaves falling of trees
    The film makes it look like the UK is more pathetic than it is
    British armed forces would’ve been deployed instantly after the attack
    It is stupid

    • @miguelochoa9829
      @miguelochoa9829 4 роки тому +9

      Yup

    • @SantaeStriith
      @SantaeStriith 4 роки тому +68

      I agree with this fully. I hate this movie. Making our country look like shit. There is no logic.

    • @mhdnzrulizwn
      @mhdnzrulizwn 4 роки тому +36

      Welcome to Hollywood

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 4 роки тому +43

      @@SantaeStriith Mostly how America is still trying to be in charge of and attack on London, and the best the movie thinks the British can do is the met police and a handful of SAS who drop like flies.

    • @SantaeStriith
      @SantaeStriith 4 роки тому +5

      Ser Garlan Tyrell (I am going to use British slam terminology) Allie.

  • @flavoursofsound
    @flavoursofsound 4 роки тому +68

    8:21 Most Londoners know this is actually Moorgate Station, but let’s change the name to Charing Cross Station for no goddamn reason (ding)

    • @thefatwhiteelephant1350
      @thefatwhiteelephant1350 4 роки тому

      you know its an american film when that screams at you

    • @DontScareTheFish
      @DontScareTheFish 4 роки тому +12

      How about how they go from Summerset house, past Buckingham Palace and then to St Pauls, I'm surprised they didn't mange to get a shot of Tower Bridge in for good measure

    • @bigmanchungie8685
      @bigmanchungie8685 3 роки тому +1

      Did u just say “Londoners”?

    • @delraydad7516
      @delraydad7516 3 роки тому +2

      EVERY film does simmilar things. No American Knows Moorgate, but most know Charing Cross. Same reason it was filmed in London and and not Sidcup

    • @HarvestHome2000
      @HarvestHome2000 2 роки тому +1

      DelrayDad - 'Sidcup Has Fallen' - what a fabulous film concept!

  • @scootermcglamjammer
    @scootermcglamjammer 4 роки тому +701

    Inglourious Basterds 10th anniversary is tomorrow! Do it dammit!

    • @user-Jay178
      @user-Jay178 4 роки тому +13

      I love that movie

    • @rlacksgh9673
      @rlacksgh9673 4 роки тому +28

      Is it 10 years already? My all time favorite movie. "That's a bingo!"

    • @salamilidontfit
      @salamilidontfit 4 роки тому +12

      bonjourno

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 4 роки тому +9

      If he can do Pulp Fiction, he sure as hell can do Inglorious Basterds.

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 4 роки тому +1

      Spicy Fruitcup Gorlomi

  • @NKane
    @NKane 4 роки тому +515

    I had an ad for Angel Has Fallen before this video.

    • @adventurebonnie7303
      @adventurebonnie7303 4 роки тому +23

      Before angel has fallen almost release . Let's see everything wrong with London has fallen .

    • @308AlYsSa0034
      @308AlYsSa0034 4 роки тому +7

      that one actually looks
      okay, I gonna watch that one but damn if there isn't 4-5 that are the exact same with 80% same title

    • @tbessi12-DZ
      @tbessi12-DZ 4 роки тому +2

      Can't wait

    • @c.m.3800
      @c.m.3800 4 роки тому +2

      Me too!
      UA-cam ads can be smart sometimes! 👏

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 роки тому

      I had one right after.haha

  • @joaots2571
    @joaots2571 4 роки тому +222

    Fun fact: Portugal aliance with England it's the oldest in the world.

    • @thmarath9855
      @thmarath9855 4 роки тому +9

      We have an alliance with Portugal?

    • @thmarath9855
      @thmarath9855 4 роки тому +1

      @@jme7298 I genuinely never knew that XD

    • @Guido_XL
      @Guido_XL 4 роки тому +18

      Anglo-Portuguese Treaty (1373) and the Treaty of Windsor (1386). The longest lasting treaty between states ever in recorded history.

    • @dhuill8900
      @dhuill8900 3 роки тому +10

      WhO lives in Portugal LMFAO imagine living in fucking PORTUGAL

    • @thmarath9855
      @thmarath9855 3 роки тому +19

      @@dhuill8900 I'm pretty sure the Portuguese people do xD

  • @QemeH
    @QemeH 4 роки тому +58

    4:21 - Minor correction, Sir. That is an ambulance, not a delivery truck. And it is a very usual sight to have ambulances stationed along the motorcade routes.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому +5

      @Thomas GRAHAM A bad one

    • @dwoodman26
      @dwoodman26 Місяць тому

      Aren't all ambulances delivery trucks? 🤔😂

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH Місяць тому +1

      @@dwoodman26 Actually, ambulances are the opposite of delivery trucks. They come to your house to take you back to the place you were manufactured... ;P

    • @dwoodman26
      @dwoodman26 Місяць тому

      @@QemeH my parents had sex in a hospital? 😳🤣
      Mostly though, ambulances are used for transferring sick and injured people, and delivering them to a hospital 😉

    • @dwoodman26
      @dwoodman26 Місяць тому

      @@QemeH we're getting into the realm of what counts as beginning of life - conception or birth? If it's birth, they are definitely *delivery* trucks 😂

  • @marceline88
    @marceline88 4 роки тому +134

    6:37 Has this movie struck oil yet? Because it's hardcore boring."
    Slow standing applause. Well done sir. Well done.

  • @TheTrueTerrydactyl
    @TheTrueTerrydactyl 4 роки тому +210

    London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down

  • @bigjohn697791
    @bigjohn697791 4 роки тому +52

    The British Army would descend on London to back police up and so would the Home Counties Armed Police would also speed into the capital.

  • @jamesjackson8081
    @jamesjackson8081 4 роки тому +122

    The three helicopters are to confuse possible assasins as to which chopper the president is actually in.

  • @bbqenjoyer
    @bbqenjoyer 4 роки тому +79

    5:43 looks like an upscaled Ps2 explosion...
    Should have sinned it double

  • @brookejohansen1681
    @brookejohansen1681 4 роки тому +21

    As someone who worked for a tour bus company in a major city that actually had a lockdown where everyone had to stay indoors, I KNOW that the tour bus company manager will still try to run those tour busses and will only give up when all public transportation is ordered off the streets.

  • @zhaviator
    @zhaviator 4 роки тому +90

    5:56 Its a Saab, so basically a tank, in a crash with an squishy Opel/Vauxhall, I'd say its pretty realistic, -1 sin movie, +1 sin Cinemasins

    • @JaidenJimenez86
      @JaidenJimenez86 4 роки тому +3

      Um well that Saab and that Vectra are essentially the same car lol

    • @mauriceh7558
      @mauriceh7558 4 роки тому +5

      lol wanna bet? Saab was known for developing their own stuff all the time when they were only supposed to the body

    • @keirandunwoodie8138
      @keirandunwoodie8138 4 роки тому +1

      J J a Saab is so over engineered the cost three times what a Vauxhall does

  • @MrShavey
    @MrShavey 3 роки тому +82

    The sin that got me was the SAS squad ,who would have practiced these and many other scenarios many times as a tight unit and would have known and trusted each other implicitly, seemed quite willing to let some rando, unpredictable, differently trained, loose cannon member of a foreign security detail with different priorities (such as 'fuck how many foreign civilians we endanger, as long as this elected official is saved'), who also never proved his identity and could easily have been one of the infiltrators, join them and potentially screw everything up even if he had the best of intentions. They'd have been like "Nah mate...thanks for the offer but kindly fuck off back to Kansas...or Glasgow...or Sparta or wherever you're from"

    • @chiapets2594
      @chiapets2594 Рік тому +1

      Well i think he was gonna do it either way with or without them. But they did know that a secret service agent was out there soo

    • @TheLastRemnant82
      @TheLastRemnant82 Рік тому +1

      And the fact he's somehow better than them.

  • @ridleymccart3653
    @ridleymccart3653 4 роки тому +24

    Interesting fact: the ‘car made of brass’ at 5:55 is a Saab. Saab vehicles are known for being some of the sturdiest, safest cars there are, so it is entirely possible that a crash like that wouldn’t damage it.

    • @007kash007
      @007kash007 11 місяців тому

      That's the point of the film

  • @kboom5518
    @kboom5518 4 роки тому +121

    TBH I don’t even know what cinema sins is talking about half the time, I just like to hear him rant.

    • @timo7225
      @timo7225 4 роки тому

      I'm not a native english speaker( greetings from Germany✌🏻) and I have somtimes problems with his "self-constructed" jokes like in this "EWW" the bla-bla-eck-ex machina. The actor is named Aaron Eckhardt so there is this for Eck, but sometimes the jokes he makes are funny but I don't get every joke if it is constructed like his deus-ex machina ones.

    • @darkmasteroverlord372
      @darkmasteroverlord372 4 роки тому

      lol same

    • @breederspinner3018
      @breederspinner3018 4 роки тому +2

      I don't even watch the video I just listen to the dude talk.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 4 роки тому +1

      Booms, bangs from guns and lap dance deficits i believe...

    • @bluegold4452
      @bluegold4452 4 роки тому +1

      Me too and because he reminds me of my brother

  • @blackonyx1
    @blackonyx1 4 роки тому +26

    The "riddled by bullets so much, he looked like an over excited Kermit the Frog" had me dying. That's one of the greatest analogies I've ever heard.

  • @jameseddolls
    @jameseddolls 4 роки тому +69

    "why is everything in london continuing like nothing happened".... cause its london.

    • @potato_gamer7725
      @potato_gamer7725 3 роки тому +4

      well yea in ww2 when london whas bombed in the night people just got up the next morning and went to work sometimes in half broken down buildings so yea people of london don't give a shit they will just get on with their daily lives

    • @jedimaster2448
      @jedimaster2448 3 роки тому

      movie: *exists*
      Credits: "it's free realistate."

    • @WELLINGTON20
      @WELLINGTON20 3 роки тому +1

      cuz the film took place in the public and in some shots it’s the public

    • @Bosco_the_Historian
      @Bosco_the_Historian 3 роки тому

      The New York of England

    • @JJaqn05
      @JJaqn05 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bosco_the_Historian Fuck of. New York is the London of America

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard 4 роки тому +59

    "I've seen action scenes accidentally written by Alphabits that were less confusing." Pure gold!

  • @mikeblatzheim2797
    @mikeblatzheim2797 4 роки тому +108

    5:56 Joke's on you, it's a Saab. The old ones are nearly as indestructible as Volvos, aka Swedish tanks

    • @henrydehavilland5620
      @henrydehavilland5620 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Blatzheim exactly a first gen 9-5 is an all Swedish Saab. A literal tank

    • @whyhe11othere
      @whyhe11othere 4 роки тому +3

      Proves that they just sin whatever is on screen and don't do proper research at all

    • @Sylvershade
      @Sylvershade 4 роки тому +1

      So it's like an 80s Plymouth Oldsmobile?

    • @russiandeadpool298
      @russiandeadpool298 4 роки тому +9

      @@whyhe11othere oh my God thank you for making me realize that they were not taking their videos seroiusly and all sins are not actual sins.

    • @whyhe11othere
      @whyhe11othere 4 роки тому +4

      @@russiandeadpool298 like i understand this channel doesn't really hate the movie they sin on but this channel started by sinning ACTUAL missteps or small mistakes movies make but now they just sin whatever they feel like sinning to reach that sweet 10 minute mark

  • @CatherineDosek
    @CatherineDosek 4 роки тому +14

    As someone regularly shunned for talking during movies, this channel is now the only place I wish to watch films ever again; take that, family! (Though I think they benefit too from this deal).

  • @codsgaul-relaxingsleepmusi7794

    2:15 When the Queen of England died, it was also short notice but it was the biggest security operation since WW2 and they still managed it.

  • @brandonlopez6427
    @brandonlopez6427 4 роки тому +80

    “Excited Kermit the frog”
    This channel is amazing!!!

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 роки тому +2

      I laughed so hard at this part.lol

    • @oscarword775
      @oscarword775 4 роки тому +1

      Huh. I guess part.lol isn't a website. Lame.

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 роки тому

      @@oscarword775 haha. Sorry. I didn't mean to leave you astray.

    • @oscarword775
      @oscarword775 4 роки тому +1

      @@solosniper86 It's a joke, dude. It's fine.

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 роки тому

      @@oscarword775 I figured. I just wanted to play along a bit. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 4 роки тому +55

    Cinema sins: we won't do endgame
    Cinema sins fans: dread it, run from it ,destiny always arrives

  • @danielplays9977
    @danielplays9977 Рік тому +4

    I do find it funny that at the 2:00 mark he comments about how 40 leaders, 40 security details all at one place at one time, then the Queen died and we got just that

  • @philpaterson5936
    @philpaterson5936 4 роки тому +20

    Also... the airport they use as "Stanstead" is actually Dunsfold, a small airport where they film top gear. Plus, as so often in these movies the routes they take are so geographically inaccurate... I.e. when they flee the cathedral to supposedly head west back to marine 3... they actually head off east.

  • @goodcitizen477
    @goodcitizen477 4 роки тому +6

    To be honest, as a resident of London, the one thing that annoyed me more than anything was when they used the air raid sirens to alert the public. 1. I'm not sure anyone alive today would know what they are, and 2. there are no air raid sirens in London any more (except, I think, a couple of old rusty ones like at London Bridge)

  • @runalunar
    @runalunar 4 роки тому +59

    "Weird time for a delivery" he says whilst pointing at an AMBULANCE

    • @ellenbrake1653
      @ellenbrake1653 4 роки тому

      Runa Schwanns delivery
      They use yellow box trucks

    • @ellenbrake1653
      @ellenbrake1653 4 роки тому

      Runa also idk where you’re from but over here ambulances are typically white

    • @erikkunz
      @erikkunz 4 роки тому +1

      @@ellenbrake1653 in the uk ambulances are yellow.

    • @dwoodman26
      @dwoodman26 Місяць тому +1

      An ambulance is *technically* a delivery vehicle 🤔😂

  • @Sb-gc5jl
    @Sb-gc5jl 4 роки тому +17

    In the UK we say both “Skeduled” and “Shed jewelled”

    • @danle5569
      @danle5569 4 роки тому +4

      We're supposed to say shed jewelled but we all say either

  • @nickgov66
    @nickgov66 3 роки тому +7

    That senior British police officer supposedly co-ordinating the response and wearing non-existent badges of high rank is addressed as Inspector, which is only two ranks above the equivalent of a US patrol officer.

  • @WarheadGA
    @WarheadGA 4 роки тому +117

    A condom with a pee flap. That got me 😂

    • @sshza11
      @sshza11 4 роки тому +2

      That was nutz. Gotta use it.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому

      Since there's pores, might as well lol 99%

  • @Sohamsta
    @Sohamsta 4 роки тому +118

    Why buy the movie when you can just watch this channel? 😂😂

    • @mytruckinlifeace4047
      @mytruckinlifeace4047 4 роки тому +18

      Sohamsta this has saved me from watching a bunch of trash.

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 4 роки тому +5

      @@mytruckinlifeace4047 me too

    • @martinmendl1399
      @martinmendl1399 4 роки тому +4

      Why buy the movie when you can illegaly download it?

    • @sshza11
      @sshza11 4 роки тому +1

      Save a lot of money and keep your sanity. Thank goodness for CS. I'm never seeing another full movie again. YAY!

    • @surferdude44444
      @surferdude44444 4 роки тому +2

      You actually BUY movies?

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 роки тому +19

    The bad guys just being muzzle flashes on a dark street was actually one of the best most realistic parts of this movie...

  • @shootbat
    @shootbat 4 роки тому +21

    "Is this car made out of brass or something?"
    *Car barely damaged*
    Why its a saab, what do you expect

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому

      It's not like the production crew intentionally made the car take no damage. Just the way it happened.

  • @josephmanning2129
    @josephmanning2129 4 роки тому +47

    “textual harassment” - I’m gonna use that the next time someone spams me

  • @paralystepsis
    @paralystepsis 4 роки тому +41

    Movie: *exists*
    Cinemasins: *90+ sins*

  • @mako8040
    @mako8040 3 роки тому +33

    "Everything wrong with London has fallen"
    YT:
    Do you want to watch "London has fallen"?

  • @audigex
    @audigex 4 роки тому +10

    14: Lots of Brits say "sked-uled", half a point off
    Oh and the tube station shot actually makes perfect sense, but only if you know how they're normally laid out... and had just got OFF a train

  • @s22ad
    @s22ad 4 роки тому +16

    Just to add another sin you probably didn't know, when the guards start firing on the crowd around the 5 minute mark, the rifles that are used on parades either have their working parts removed or the bolt is welded to the body of the rifle to prevent people stealing them and using them for exactly that purpose.

  • @martinpek6830
    @martinpek6830 4 роки тому +28

    Being here so early is better than "46 seconds of unnecessary logos"

  • @ohbugger1648
    @ohbugger1648 4 роки тому +39

    5:57 it's not made of brass, it's just a Saab, known in Britain as a god among cars

    • @enlightenedrenegade472
      @enlightenedrenegade472 4 роки тому +6

      Also brass is a very soft metal, I don't know what he's on about here. I have a brass hammer that I use when I want it to break before aluminum will. Helpful for hitting studs directly without risking mushrooming.

    • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
      @PsYChOtlC_ShArK 3 роки тому

      No pur god among cars is the Toyota hilux

    • @ohbugger1648
      @ohbugger1648 3 роки тому +1

      @@PsYChOtlC_ShArK you wouldn’t be saying that if you sat in one

  • @person.person.1144
    @person.person.1144 4 роки тому +9

    As a British person I can tell you that most British people outside London would be happy to see it go

  • @HolowatyVlogs
    @HolowatyVlogs 4 роки тому +56

    I know it’s Cinema Sins, but there’s always 3 Marine choppers used when the president moves.

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH 4 роки тому +31

      His point is actually because Marine 1 is known as such only when POTUS is on it. POTUS transport goes by the name of the military branch operating it followed by 1. If it's the VP it goes by 2. Anything commercial goes by Executive. Anything else goes by its normal name/callsign.
      The point is, a) there's no Marine 3. b) the heli wouldn't be called Marine anything because POTUS isn't on it.

    • @Sylvershade
      @Sylvershade 4 роки тому +3

      @@30secondstomarsMBH Does that mean there once was a Cavalry One?

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 4 роки тому

      @@Sylvershade No, why would it?

    • @andrew10022
      @andrew10022 4 роки тому +2

      @@slamblamboozled1245 because he have horses and if a president was to get on a horse, it would be Cavalry One.

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrew10022 Nope. For a start, cavalry is part of the army, so it'd be "Army 1", and I'm pretty sure the naming procedure for presidential vehicles came about long after the hayday of cavalry

  • @kiba9755
    @kiba9755 4 роки тому +41

    Me: *Going to sleep*
    Phone : Ehem (notification)
    Me: Checks
    also me: Maybe a few mins...

    • @pollin522
      @pollin522 4 роки тому

      @DP91 It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

    • @kiba9755
      @kiba9755 4 роки тому

      DP91
      Is it a necessity to reply on this
      comment that has nothing to do with your business?

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 3 роки тому +27

    I like how this movie implies that either some secret agents entered the army, ranked up quick enough, then became an honour soldier, then go through the extensive training it takes to become a Royal Guard, all of which would take years, only to commit the terroist attack. Or that those people snook in, took uniforms and pretended to be guards
    I'm not saying there wouldn't be terrorists that would be willing to do this but I seriously doubt that the Royal Fricking Guard wouldn't do something about it, figure it out way before the attack was even about to take place. Or would let the phoney guards break formation and open fire on innocent people/important people without shooting the mother fuckers dead before they could get into proper firing stance!
    The Royal Guard aren't a tourist attraction they're some of the most highly trained soldiers in the entire world they would have done something about it!

    • @alexanderthoms6704
      @alexanderthoms6704 Рік тому

      You don’t need to serve in other units of the British Army to join the Household Division. And there isn’t any “ranking up to honour soldier.” You apply to join regiments of the Household division in the same way you’d apply to any other units. The basic training for the Foot Guards is a few weeks longer than everyone else due to the parade aspect. Do your research before making ridiculous statements like this.

    • @alexanderthoms6704
      @alexanderthoms6704 Рік тому

      Also the rifles that the King’s Guard uses are never loaded, and have mechanisms removed to prevent the public from taking the weapons and doing something similar with them.

  • @BlackWater_49
    @BlackWater_49 4 роки тому +14

    4:51 Why is there one Grenadier Guard marching in that Coldstream Guard formation/patrol?
    +1 sin
    PS: In case anyone is wondering how I know which guard regiment those Queen's Guards are from you can determine the guard regiment a guard belongs to among other things by the buttons on the guard's uniform or rather their spacing. If they are spaced singly (meaning there is a space after every single button) it's a Grenadier Guard (they also wear a white plume on the left side of their bearskin cap, their collar badge is a grenade and their shoulder badge is the Royal Cypher), if the buttons are spaced in pairs (meaning there's a space after every second button) it's a Coldstream Guard (they also wear a scarlet plume on the right side of their bearskin cap, their collar badge is the Garter Star and their shoulder badge is a rose), if the buttons are spaced in threes (meaning there's a space after every third button) it's a Scots Guard (they don't wear any plume on their bearskin cap, their collar badge is the Thistle Star and their shoulder badge is a thistle), if the buttons are spaced in fours (meaning there's a space after every fourth button) it's a Irish Guard (they also wear a blue plume on the right side of their bearskin cap, their collar badge is a shamrock and their shoulder badge is the St. Patrick Star), if the buttons are spaced in fives (meaning there's a space after every fifth button) it's a Welsh Guard (they also wear a white-green-white plume on the left side of their bearskin cap and both their collar badge and their shoulder badge is a leek).

    • @chazraylitt7815
      @chazraylitt7815 4 роки тому +2

      i love how this is the most interesting thing in this entire comment section

    • @BlackWater_49
      @BlackWater_49 3 роки тому

      @Benito Mussolini I mean your name is Benito Mussolini so that should basically be a source of great joy for you...

  • @RyanH_
    @RyanH_ 4 роки тому +36

    “Olympus has Fallen”
    “London has Fallen”
    “Angel has Fallen”
    “I’ve McFallen”

  • @CKennedy2013
    @CKennedy2013 4 роки тому +17

    Tumescence, pejorative... CinemaSins I'm taking a sin off of you every time I learn a new word😉

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 Рік тому +2

    No, Marine 1,2, and 3 are supposed to be completely identical so that any potential attacker won't know which one the president is in. They also do this with the Beast, his limo.

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 4 роки тому +31

    You've clearly never been to a London tube station, 3 parallel tunnels intersected by a bunch of short ones spaced along the length of the platform is exactly what it's like. Don't sin something just because you don't know.
    Also a sin you missed is that the US commander says their closest forces are in sicily, despite the US having 2 bases ~60 miles north/north east of London, which is only 20 mins away by helicopter.

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH 3 роки тому +1

      THO, I think they mean soldiers as opposed to fighters. Depends on which aircraft are based where.

  • @correydehart2142
    @correydehart2142 4 роки тому +79

    Cinemasins, the living proof that critics can have a soul and be funny. This guy is the sh*t i hope to find in area 51

  • @ax1s663
    @ax1s663 4 роки тому +29

    Movie: has movie standards
    Cinemasins: no

  • @yungsquirrel
    @yungsquirrel 3 роки тому +5

    8:04 actually, that line makes total sense considering the military’s response in olympus has fallen

  • @latoyagardley8000
    @latoyagardley8000 4 роки тому +14

    "A condom with a pee flap!!" Too funny...

  • @drJavi
    @drJavi 4 роки тому +26

    I love how "Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less" is a grammatically correct sentence.

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 4 роки тому

      Shouldn't it be 'fewer'?

    • @drJavi
      @drJavi 4 роки тому

      @@funkyfranx Wait, if so, then every single video CinemaSins has ever uploaded has a grammar mistake in its title.

    • @matthacker3481
      @matthacker3481 2 роки тому

      It’s not grammatically correct, though...

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 4 роки тому +7

    You guys are awesome!!! Keep up the awesome work!!!
    Please do:
    1) The Circle
    2) Narnia 2 and 3
    3) The Truman Show
    4) Back to the Future 3
    5) The Huntsman Winters War
    6) The Princess Bride
    7) Shrek 4
    8) The Karate Kid
    9) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CTModWorks
    @CTModWorks 4 роки тому +18

    Cinema Sins: so they cant make a sequel right?
    Movie Company: *Makes a sequel of this movie*
    Cinema Sins: *Sigh*

  • @BrettWestbrook
    @BrettWestbrook 4 роки тому +40

    Imagine watching a movie with this guy. It would be impossible to enjoy

    • @natelicious_money170
      @natelicious_money170 3 роки тому +3

      Fax

    • @Probablyademon
      @Probablyademon 3 роки тому +6

      As a person who likes criticising movies, I would love it.

    • @alexadastra3925
      @alexadastra3925 3 роки тому +1

      brain is a good thing. It’s nice to have it

    • @jaysontatum3062
      @jaysontatum3062 2 роки тому

      @@alexadastra3925 I know I’m super late. But I’m watching it now so whatever. This person is right because if your watching a movie, I think most people know that most movies are inaccurate. And I don’t think anyone wants someone pointing out every issue in the movie.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 4 роки тому +22

    If London truly falls I’m sure the Queen will still be alive. She’s simply that powerful

    • @nobleactual7616
      @nobleactual7616 4 роки тому +4

      The queen will simply go super sayen and kill and terrorists that try to take her hostage

    • @jackthecat2941
      @jackthecat2941 4 роки тому +2

      She is so powerful she can play with death,by inviting him for a tea party.

    • @TheFilthyCringer
      @TheFilthyCringer 4 роки тому

      She will outlive all of us.

  • @leond0118
    @leond0118 4 роки тому +96

    Me seing Cinemasins Uploaded: 😁
    Me seing its not Avengers Endgame: 😢

    • @doomy_mcdoomerson
      @doomy_mcdoomerson 4 роки тому +2

      You're welcome.
      m.ua-cam.com/video/mn668amXEYk/v-deo.html

    • @bakskebbeh1772
      @bakskebbeh1772 4 роки тому

      Its already out

    • @leond0118
      @leond0118 4 роки тому

      @@doomy_mcdoomerson thats not cinemasins that Th3Birdman

    • @leond0118
      @leond0118 4 роки тому +1

      @@bakskebbeh1772 thats Th3birdman not cinemasins

    • @doomy_mcdoomerson
      @doomy_mcdoomerson 4 роки тому

      LeonD011 Just watch it.

  • @dp8178
    @dp8178 4 роки тому +7

    Can’t believe you missed the scene where it’s like
    Security guy: We’re about to get hit, Mr President brace yourself
    President: Okay.
    President: Proceeds to not buckle his seatbelt or even just grab onto something

  • @TheMysterySpartan
    @TheMysterySpartan 4 роки тому +1

    I love these. Please keep making them!

  • @rhenesaul9744
    @rhenesaul9744 4 роки тому +19

    "Jacobs, take the wheel"
    Jesus: Hey! That's supposed to be me!

  • @longlenhat3443
    @longlenhat3443 4 роки тому +31

    That bit on Boris Johnson had me laugh hard.

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 4 роки тому +3

      I better they laughing at the fact that we have our equivalent to Donald Trump

    • @chairmanofthebored6860
      @chairmanofthebored6860 4 роки тому +2

      @Mikasa Ackerman yep, wish they would keep their politics out of this

    • @l.k5244
      @l.k5244 4 роки тому +1

      @@chairmanofthebored6860 So making a joke on a leader (who also happens to be objectively controversial) is politics? He's not a god you know

    • @chairmanofthebored6860
      @chairmanofthebored6860 4 роки тому +4

      @@l.k5244 nah it's not even that. I don't really mind that at all. He has pretty consistently been pushing his "woke" viewpoint in his videos as of late. The fact that the CinemaWins for Captain Marvel was 2 parts says it all. As mentioned above, he references mansplaining and toxic masculinity and tries to white knight for a pretty unlikable person (Brie Larson) just tells you how far down the cuck rabbit hole he is. I watch these videos for the sarcasm and an escape, not to hear about PC culture.

  • @theduckscp
    @theduckscp 4 роки тому +6

    In the movie's fairness, I believe the three helicopters at 3:37 are actually somewhat accurate. Don't quote me on this but apparently whenever the president flys in a helicopter somewhere up to five other identical helicopters fly with marine one in a randomized pattern. I believe this is a safety thing. The other identical helicopters acting as decoys. Though no clue why the possible decoys are using the marine call sign never heard that before. This may also apply to 7:12

  • @buchan448
    @buchan448 2 роки тому

    4:21 thats an ambulance . another great vid im binge watchin them

  • @akimbo9960
    @akimbo9960 4 роки тому +6

    11:31 if you listen closely, you can hear cinemasins' phone 😂

  • @TheFiresloth
    @TheFiresloth 4 роки тому +16

    USA : The british are our oldest allies !
    France : I'm just gonna sit here, drinking wine...

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 4 роки тому +1

      It really depends on if you include the colonies period. Did you know George Washington fought against France for the British?

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 4 роки тому

      @Nobody Knows The UK in it's current form is less than 100 years old, doesn't wipe out all the history though, so by that same logic you can count the colonies. And afaik Britain and the US have had 2 wars.

    • @amagespigott4128
      @amagespigott4128 4 роки тому

      @Nobody Knows we went to war with a bunch of english people who wanted to be americans once, believe it was called the revolutionary war.... other than that, never fought against the US, always been our allies... so the how many times now is technically 0, but 1 if you want to be arrogant and say 'Ha aMERicans FucKED yoUR COUntrY Up HAhaA'

  • @stevenjohnarmitage4345
    @stevenjohnarmitage4345 3 роки тому +21

    Living in London and knowing the place like the back of my hand (even though I grew up all over the place) - the geography of this film is the ultimate sin.
    I can literally go through scenes naming streets and how the connections are impossible. When I have friends over from the US I like to take them on pub crawls pointing out sites - like the Da Vinci code or Harry Potter - trying to connect these places would mean we would be on our knees!
    Still Empire magazine did the same for LA when "Falling Down" came out in the 90s showing the route to the house and how mad the path taken was.
    Ok Im a Geek and should get a life.

  • @BumMcFluff
    @BumMcFluff 4 роки тому +4

    I'm waiting for "Canberra Hasn't Fallen Because It's Too Insignificant On The World Stage To Bother With".

    • @michaelxiii6083
      @michaelxiii6083 3 роки тому +1

      @Brian Brennan as a Brit 🇬🇧agree with your statement 😁

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff 3 роки тому

      @@michaelxiii6083 Maybe we could do a version: "Canberra hasn't fallen, but it bumps into things a lot, usually because it's drunk"? Anyone out there want to bankroll this?

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 4 роки тому +6

    6:58 because our motto is “keep calm and carry on”.

  • @Bediya73
    @Bediya73 4 роки тому +8

    CinemaSins: what should I do next I'll let u vote
    Everyone:ENDGAME
    CinemaSins:London has fallen

  • @pendrake40
    @pendrake40 4 роки тому +23

    My biggest *SIN* &/or gripe towards *[London Has Fallen* (2016 film)] was Angela Bassett's character, Lynne Jacobs. Jacobs was supposed to be someone who Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) trusted not only with his life, but also was planning to trust his baby daughter's life and future with (godmother Jacobs).
    But when the bullets start flying, Jacobs is reduced to the _"Shrieking Helpless Female"_ trope..? Jacobs was supposed to be the freaking *DIRECTOR of the (U.S.) Secret Service;* and all she did was shriek in terror and be utterly paralyzed at seeing blood and death. She did not even have a gun (again, *>Director< of the Secret Service),* or fire "a" gun.

    • @curlysue1134
      @curlysue1134 2 роки тому +3

      I just watched this movie, got it from the library, and on the cover, Lynne is holding a gun. But I don't ever remember seeing her with one in the movie. I am... confusion. 😂

    • @pendrake40
      @pendrake40 2 роки тому +2

      @@curlysue1134 ~ Confusion for you. Facepalm(s) for me. *;\*
      Even Jacobs' death was both entirely predictable and cliched. Right down to the, _"You make it back to your family...and make those_ (terrorist) _bastards pay!"_ trope. *-_-*
      To be extra clear, I _ENJOYED_ the *'[Subject] Has Fallen'* film-franchise. However, as Cinema Sins points out across its series/reviews, every 'Sin' counts, and can build-up to ruin a movie in the overall.

  • @RyanTheHero3
    @RyanTheHero3 4 роки тому +6

    It’s kind of disturbing how this film seems to act like breaking the Geneva Convention is justifiable.

  • @ExemplarKyle
    @ExemplarKyle 4 роки тому +23

    "Next: Recent action/adventure CGI-heavy movie that probably won't get a sequel."
    Alita: Battle Angel? :o

    • @mahojohodge5395
      @mahojohodge5395 4 роки тому +1

      Probably

    • @martinmendl1399
      @martinmendl1399 4 роки тому +5

      I hope and believe Alita will get a seqel... In 2045

    • @jenh8056
      @jenh8056 4 роки тому

      That one better there was a clifhanger... Im not having it I tell you

    • @scottewing2031
      @scottewing2031 4 роки тому

      Technically superb - but yawned all the way through it.
      Have massive respect for rodregez (sp?) and cameron.

    • @issacguz5602
      @issacguz5602 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was going to be White House Down

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 4 роки тому +4

    I expected London to be damned to hell for all eternity where all tea is replaced by American coffee.
    But no.

    • @jackthecat2941
      @jackthecat2941 4 роки тому

      What would you expect from this movie?

  • @ThrasherMurat
    @ThrasherMurat Рік тому +1

    I just watched this movie and I gotta say: cinemasins, y'all have cursed me. I heard the sin ding MULTIPLE times while watching this movie, because I knew exactly what you would sin

  • @rshiell3
    @rshiell3 3 роки тому +3

    Yeah, I agree. If you’re going to show a firefight; show who is shooting at who. I’m from a military background; navy and army, so it’d be nice to see a realistic firefight.

  • @RFGfotografie
    @RFGfotografie 4 роки тому +4

    Good moment to make this, now Netflix has this movie and the new version comes out.
    I did really like watching this movie. The first minutes you just felt something would go incredibly wrong, and damn that didn't disappoint at all, and then all the action. I loved it :P
    Though it will never beat a CinemaSins video of it though xD

  • @johntaylor1981
    @johntaylor1981 4 роки тому +8

    Just in time, before Angel has Fallen is released

    • @RedZtehWARRIOR
      @RedZtehWARRIOR 4 роки тому

      Hi! You must be new here. They always do this lol.

  • @kainable8769
    @kainable8769 4 роки тому +1

    I love action film cinematography... that tracking shot at the beginning is key to an action movie. The only thing that is more required for good blocking and cinematography in an action movie is the star blowing something up and not watching it. Oh and anything with a 3 on a governmental vehicle “Air Force 3” “executive 3” is carrying the speaker of the house.

  • @alexchalatsis9616
    @alexchalatsis9616 4 роки тому

    This video is gold, soooo many gems in here

  • @metalrobin1
    @metalrobin1 4 роки тому +4

    4:22 "weird time for a schwans delivery" ..... that's a british ambulance... but whatever... *cough*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +17

    London: fallen
    British Empire: Not on my watch. *Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves*

  • @MST3Killa
    @MST3Killa 4 роки тому

    Leaving your cellphone on when recording your voiceover?
    SinCounter: DING!

  • @isaiahbendicion7728
    @isaiahbendicion7728 4 роки тому +25

    Philippine Intelligence?
    That should be a sin