Everything Wrong With Captain Marvel In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2019
  • Captain Marvel was a huge hit at the box office and most fans seemed to enjoy it. It's not amazing, but it's not bad either. It's a solid MCU film, and as such... it has sins.
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  • @Czigot
    @Czigot 4 роки тому +3042

    "I worked at 3 different Blockbusters in my lifetime"
    Well that explains a lot.

    • @clementkamau9729
      @clementkamau9729 3 роки тому +3

      @@nikkiofthevalley bruh

    • @adityaanuragi6916
      @adityaanuragi6916 3 роки тому +3

      Where did he say that??

    • @clementkamau9729
      @clementkamau9729 3 роки тому +20

      @@adityaanuragi6916 u obviously skipped various of the video

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy 3 роки тому +19

      And he even went into store policy, merchandise display procedures, etc. too! That was pretty hardcore blockbusting he did there.

    • @BL3H-
      @BL3H- 3 роки тому +2

      @@adityaanuragi6916 3:27

  • @chirijireiden
    @chirijireiden 4 роки тому +2701

    Fury in Winter Soldier:”The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye”
    Also lost it to a Cat

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +98

      Michael Sosa Well, the “cat” had already literally eaten three Kree soldiers and an all-powerful cosmic artifact, so you can’t blame Fury for wanting to be cautious around others.

    • @garretbuschkamp6022
      @garretbuschkamp6022 4 роки тому +112

      The Mad Titan: I think he was saying that the buildup and mystery of how he lost his eye deserved a much, much better answer. At least I didn’t like the way he lost it

    • @jayyadav1610
      @jayyadav1610 4 роки тому +65

      Well he did trust the cat

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +22

      Jay Yadav Exactly! He was trusting Goose not to swallow and possibly kill him. He doesn’t really know anything about Flerkens.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +11

      Garret Buschkamp Also, what were you expecting? A Kree soldier to slice it off with an energy sword?

  • @maximillion322
    @maximillion322 3 роки тому +2320

    The annoying thing is that Carol doesn’t have any emotions in this movie, but everyone keeps telling her to stop being emotional.

    • @oculusvision558
      @oculusvision558 3 роки тому +150

      i agree. I am not sure whether Brie Larson is always acting like that, but for CM they could have casted Kristen Stewart instead and nothing would have changed at all

    • @jaynovak6837
      @jaynovak6837 3 роки тому +155

      @@oculusvision558 Brie Larson is a fantastic actress, her character in this movie just felt bad. Like, the writing wasn't good and the actual character build was supposed to be based on emotions of superiority, not like anger or something like that. And she clearly does have a superiority complex (CM not Brie Larson), but I wish they would have mentioned that because it literally took me watching the movie 4 times to understand that her "emotions" were the superiority complex.

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 3 роки тому +47

      @@jaynovak6837 well that bit they got straight out of the comics, cuz Carol's whole personality in the comics is that superiority complex that rarely ever gets her anywhere

    • @liambhagan9239
      @liambhagan9239 3 роки тому +83

      Yeah plus there is no development. In all stand alone MCU films the hero has some change.
      For thor he became humbled instead of the arrogant prince of asgard
      For tony he went through a change where he recognised his humanity
      Ant man and captain america sacrificed themselves to save their loved ones.But captain marvel? All she does is punch harder and shoot stronger not character development there. Not even some humility towards the end.

    • @kingblackthorn4195
      @kingblackthorn4195 3 роки тому +55

      So for quick explanation: Kree are supposed to have no emotion at all because they are made to go in commit genocide and get out with no emotion. Carol in terms of humans does not show much emotion at all, however in terms of Kree has too many emotion, that is why the Kree kept telling her she needs to stop showing it.

  • @SomethingUnderscore
    @SomethingUnderscore 4 роки тому +655

    they decided to make her a strong character by not giving her any real obstacles or hardships to overcome and that's not even the worst decision they've made

  • @pascal3610
    @pascal3610 5 років тому +8531

    i honestly think they should have saved the stan lee intro for Endgame

    • @SkaarMk4
      @SkaarMk4 5 років тому +618

      He deserved better.

    • @Someguy1357
      @Someguy1357 5 років тому +473

      Yeah, because this movie sucked lol.

    • @nickdknez
      @nickdknez 5 років тому +507

      @aviato287 x because this was the first mcu movie after his death and you have to show respect asap, I mean Stan Lee didn't even create Carol Danvers as a character at all but since he was the face of marvel they just had to show horn it in

    • @jabril049
      @jabril049 5 років тому +6

      Exactly

    • @sarahgabriella84
      @sarahgabriella84 5 років тому +80

      Because it totally matters in which movie it is...

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 5 років тому +1657

    I’m surprised the two biggest sins weren’t spoken of.
    Carols friend not even phased upon discovering she has powers and is an alien.
    *boils kettle* “that’s pretty neat Carol”
    Carols friend not even phased when she sees the skrull taking her human form and playing with her kid outside.
    Like there is no way on earth I wouldn’t flip.

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 5 років тому +183

      Strong independent females never lose their composure

    • @shane55pwnt
      @shane55pwnt 5 років тому +143

      @@aidanmattys7488 Strong independent black females, thank you verrrrrry much.

    • @apathy9374
      @apathy9374 5 років тому +61

      How about the full blown battle in the sky that no one notices

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 5 років тому +15

      Maria was just glad that her sweetheart was back. Marol OTP

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 5 років тому +25

      Exactly. How he thought that relationship was pulled off well kind of blows my mind. Brie is a good actress as seen from the first half of room but she wasn't given much to work with here. I wanted to see the events those two went through and not through quick flashbacks so I cared about their relationship. Show don't tell. He handled this one with kiddie gloves.

  • @kabru4344
    @kabru4344 4 роки тому +920

    Who else watches CinemaSins/Wins after every movie they watch?

    • @ellabvb7085
      @ellabvb7085 4 роки тому +5

      Yup

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 4 роки тому +32

      used to, but i find cinemwins gives way too many wins,often for things that realy aren't that great

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 4 роки тому +33

      I watch cinemaSins for movies I *haven't* watched, saving myself a couple hours in the process. This channel is like cliff notes for movies!

    • @smittysmeee
      @smittysmeee 3 роки тому +7

      In this case, I watched it before the movie because I was pretty sure I didn't want to waste money, even for a $3 rental. I was right.

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 3 роки тому +11

      @@tommerker8063 True. I can't watch cinemawins for a movie I didn't like watching but I can watch cinemasins for movies I liked and didn't like because Jeremy's right...no movie really is without sin.

  • @axolotlboi9442
    @axolotlboi9442 3 роки тому +127

    I legit thought that when he said "I've owned a cat before" he said "I boned a cat before" and just froze.

  • @bruceschweitzer
    @bruceschweitzer 5 років тому +8913

    I think that Stan Lee intro would have been better on Endgame.

    • @aaronrachiele5521
      @aaronrachiele5521 5 років тому +63

      Same

    • @themanwiththeplan676
      @themanwiththeplan676 5 років тому +594

      I think endgame would have been better if this movie didn't exist.

    • @jlmurph2
      @jlmurph2 5 років тому +334

      @Godremembers Escobedo Huh? Captain Marvel was the first MCU movie after his death. It made sense that they would give him a tribute.

    • @bigmike9947
      @bigmike9947 5 років тому +149

      @@danielacosta3610 No, we won't get over it, they ruined the franchise that so many of us loved, they made the Prequels look like Shakespeare, the villains and relationships are entirely uninteresting and the First Order makes no sense at all, that's just off the top of my head, the sequel trilogy was taken the worst way possible and it's insane that the new fans just accept it because it's "progressive" and "empowering" even though the main characters power is completely unexplained and ridiculous. The story is trash and unacceptable for one of the most beloved franchise of _all time_

    • @bigmike9947
      @bigmike9947 5 років тому +52

      @@danielacosta3610 Good to know you have no rebuttal at all, just mockery

  • @neilangelo2466
    @neilangelo2466 5 років тому +2070

    CinemaSins: *liked the Marvel intro*
    Me: impossible
    CinemaSins: *gave it a sin*
    Me: These are confusing times

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar 5 років тому +7

      @PAPER STONE it was -4 and +1

    • @dariya1873
      @dariya1873 5 років тому

      600th like

    • @JohnDoe-fe9zx
      @JohnDoe-fe9zx 5 років тому +1

      Yeah he always sins stuff he likes

    • @jorawesummme609
      @jorawesummme609 5 років тому +5

      He took off a whole 4 sins though

    • @jonnimmer5925
      @jonnimmer5925 5 років тому +2

      Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.
      Revelation 20:14-15

  • @tannerj5330
    @tannerj5330 3 роки тому +146

    *Missed a sin*
    Talos, when initially seeing the Flerkin: That’s not a cat!
    Also Talos, 10 minutes later, when being asked about all the things he can shapeshift into: What’s a cat?

    • @bananabuttersomethin
      @bananabuttersomethin 3 роки тому +22

      You don't have to know what a cat is if you can recognize a Flerken by sight. A Flerken is a Flerken.

    • @pschexy945
      @pschexy945 2 роки тому +10

      The Flerken is also not a snozzwangler. I don't know what a snozzwangler is, but because I know I'm looking at a Flerken, I know it's not one

    • @BlackSaiyan24
      @BlackSaiyan24 2 роки тому +1

      @@pschexy945 true but this ignores that a single item/personage can be multiple things: a man is a human, a son, a mammal, a banker/cop/musician, and could be a father, a brother, a felon/Christian/Muslim, etc

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 4 роки тому +225

    "The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye."
    Dude, you told the Flerken you were trusting her not to EAT you. You didn't say nothin' about no eyes. Did she eat you? No. She saved your ass. Flerken ungrateful humans...

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 роки тому +2

      Lol plus goose is a him

    • @hiccuphufflepuff176
      @hiccuphufflepuff176 4 роки тому +7

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 I posted that with the comic-book version in mind (I had recently heard that Carol had a "cat" named Chewie in the comics that laid Flerken eggs at the end of the story) and I was going to come back and correct it, but I double checked and the director actually intended for Goose to be female in the movie.
      mashable.com/article/captain-marvel-cat-goose/

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 роки тому +1

      @@hiccuphufflepuff176 ohhh ok

    • @akshatsharma9740
      @akshatsharma9740 3 роки тому +1

      Actually the skrull dressed as colson was the reason.

  • @stoned565
    @stoned565 5 років тому +4755

    Cinemasins: *removes sins for stan lee intro
    *everyone liked that*

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 5 років тому +56

      He's probably trying to make up for the Infinity War video, which he completed before Stan Lee passed and uploaded after Stan Lee passed, so it still included a sin against a Stan Lee cameo.

    • @mOnStErSonfilm
      @mOnStErSonfilm 5 років тому +27

      Plus he still said he hates stan lee cameos, which is petty since most are cute jokes and are barley a passing glance. Does he hate all cameos made by creator's????

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 5 років тому +10

      @@mOnStErSonfilm They're mostly filler. It's just kind of a running joke.
      That is, they were, but as far as I can tell, there's only one movie left.

    • @mOnStErSonfilm
      @mOnStErSonfilm 5 років тому +4

      @@mettatonex7221 I use to believe that, but since he has now tried to justify his logo "joke" and I have talked to people that do actually hate stan lee cameos, who like Jeremy say the comics dont matter........I'm not so sure any more. The thing about satire is that jokes are written based on truth...

    • @CowyGriffon
      @CowyGriffon 5 років тому

      Nεvør džʌdž pipøl бaj ðer кæmioш

  • @jamesslick9879
    @jamesslick9879 5 років тому +2088

    "The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."
    - Nick Fury, *Captain America: The Winter Soldier*
    He really trusted that cat...

    • @kenschortgenjr7540
      @kenschortgenjr7540 5 років тому +123

      He probably 'milks' the hidden reason behind losing the eye in a myriad of ways throughout his SHIELD career. After all, he neither confirms nor denies the 'official story' that a Kree burned it out.

    • @danielpedic154
      @danielpedic154 5 років тому +11

      Stop.
      Explaining.
      The joke.

    • @antona.1327
      @antona.1327 5 років тому +49

      Also in Captain America: The Winter Soldier: We see an old photo of Nick Fury, when he was clearly older than he was during this movie, with two healthy eyes.

    • @yashmjj
      @yashmjj 5 років тому +49

      It boils my blood to be honest! What the hell did Marvel become? I really wanted to know how he lost his eye and this is what they served me with

    • @MrPonytron
      @MrPonytron 5 років тому +13

      And it still makes no freaking sense

  • @itsme4234
    @itsme4234 4 роки тому +103

    I just hate when the Tesseract is being all Tesseracty

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому

      its me What for? It’s a cosmic artifact of immeasurable dominion over space. “Being Tesseracty” is the only thing it does.

    • @badabing9402
      @badabing9402 3 роки тому +1

      @@thefilmwatcher1302 but sometimes it can be space stoney.

    • @michaelwallace9461
      @michaelwallace9461 3 роки тому

      Actually, how does Steve return the space stone to 1970 withoutbthe big cube?

    • @itsme4234
      @itsme4234 3 роки тому

      @@michaelwallace9461 yeah I know, but endgame was made just to crap on the original cast of avengers.

  • @alexluo2291
    @alexluo2291 4 роки тому +36

    It felt like there were a lot of sins but somehow it wasn't that much

    • @minimorp
      @minimorp 2 роки тому

      i think its because he tends to give some sins like 20 points for being particularly egregious in other videos

  • @julianfrazier4815
    @julianfrazier4815 5 років тому +1933

    "1-in-a-billion fluke"....
    7 billion humans on the planet.
    So... at least 7 avengers, Right?

    • @luthegamecat922
      @luthegamecat922 5 років тому +76

      Julian Frazier it’s not for just earth though. This is the entire galaxy.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 5 років тому +30

      Because math!

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 5 років тому +56

      Some of them became Avengers on purpose, too. Tony Stark didn't stumble upon the Iron Man suit; he built it after the planned attack on his convoy that led to his capture. Steve Rogers volunteered for the super soldier project that was the result of years of research, which I'm almost positive was not an accident. Thor was born with thunder powers and he was given his hammer because he proved he was worthy of it.

    • @hafsamahmood6958
      @hafsamahmood6958 5 років тому +19

      @@mettatonex7221 i guess only banner counts as an accidental avenger then

    • @CowyGriffon
      @CowyGriffon 5 років тому +2

      VVVʌt/s hœr εnd-gejm??

  • @SweetChickenSir
    @SweetChickenSir 5 років тому +830

    Negative Sins for Stan Lee! Excelsior!

  • @chananabips7009
    @chananabips7009 3 роки тому +27

    For me, the Marvel logo at the start always gives you the hype or preparation before you watch the film and that's something I always wanna see. Like after a few years of not watching a Marvel movie and watching one again when one comes out nostalgia hits so good

  • @RichardFay
    @RichardFay Рік тому +2

    The real problem isn't that she makes a communicator out of a payphone - it's that the communicator transmits its signals instantaneously. The signal would have to move faster than the speed of light for that to work, and radio waves don't do that..

    • @gabriel7664
      @gabriel7664 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, that kinda stuff makes me die inside. Marvel kinda over Marvels their movies nowadays.
      Writer(s): " I wrote a bunch of scenes that won't make any sense whatsoever to anyone who actually thinks about what's happening or why it's happening."
      Producer: "Perfect!"

  • @shaundonovan5937
    @shaundonovan5937 5 років тому +2419

    “never liked Stan lee cameos”
    Angry marvel fans load rifles in the distance

    • @Hiraghm
      @Hiraghm 5 років тому +20

      I never liked Stan Lee, so there you go. (to be fair, I never particularly DISliked him... unless he created Captain Duhmerica, in which case I loathed him).

    • @deletdelet6532
      @deletdelet6532 5 років тому +17

      Hiraghm Jack created Captain America

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 5 років тому +10

      Hiraghm You act like this random bit of news would be distressing to him when he was just making a joke lol.

    • @thatstuff1519
      @thatstuff1519 5 років тому +9

      @@Hiraghm Bro it's a joke.

    • @Wh1stle_03
      @Wh1stle_03 5 років тому +18

      @@Hiraghm and what's wrong with Steve?

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 років тому +4921

    I’m so glad you removed sins for the Stan Lee tribute in the beginning.

  • @caseybledsoe770
    @caseybledsoe770 4 роки тому +14

    At the end when she was dragging Yon Rogg to his ship, she was struggling a bit. But we just saw how strong she was. She should have been able to toss him over there if she wanted to.

  • @allysimpsons5478
    @allysimpsons5478 4 роки тому +7

    Marvel has that op problem with Scarlett Witch as well. In the movies she's one of the strongest heroes, but she doesn't even have her chaos magic reality warping abilities. I really think that Endgame would have been better if instead of having time travel be the way that they bring everyone back, they had Scarlett Witch use her reality alteration abilities to make it to where Thanos never got the Infinity Stones in the first place.

  • @lorenzoparaphernalia7523
    @lorenzoparaphernalia7523 4 роки тому +1221

    The one sin no one ever talks about is how in Iron Man 1 they were still figuring out the S.H.I.E.L.D name... but in this movie, set years before, they already have the name and logo.

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 4 роки тому +101

      I think they tried to ret-con that though because in Winter Soldier they mention how Peggy Carter and Howard Stark help found S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • @lazerbeams2536
      @lazerbeams2536 4 роки тому +65

      @@6thgraderfriends retcons, the laziest of bad writing crutches.

    • @Wangitup
      @Wangitup 3 роки тому +21

      Or maybe he was messing with Tony?

    • @marconotonfacebook3480
      @marconotonfacebook3480 3 роки тому +9

      @@Wangitup And Pepper...

    • @johannaswart9537
      @johannaswart9537 3 роки тому +31

      Coulson said in Iron Man just call us S.H.I.E.L.D to Pepper because pepper was saying the whole thing

  • @Ghost-yw7lf
    @Ghost-yw7lf 5 років тому +1516

    Is it just me or do other people think should’ve saved the Stan Lee intro for Endgame

    • @MisterTutor2010
      @MisterTutor2010 5 років тому +46

      Not just you.

    • @superboi9256
      @superboi9256 5 років тому +17

      Same

    • @MrPonytron
      @MrPonytron 5 років тому +105

      They should've saved it for Endgame. Captain Marvel is a bad movie. Endgame is pretty freaking sweet

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 5 років тому +60

      @@MrPonytron Even if Captain Marvel was the best movie in existence, Endgame would still probably outperform it so more people would see the intro.

    • @oddocb414
      @oddocb414 5 років тому +4

      Yes
      YES
      *!!!YES!!!*

  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 Рік тому +4

    The biggest problem I have with Captain Marvel? Both the Kree and the Skrulls were already going _way_ faster than light speed. In order to travel to another solar system, even if you are travelling at the speed of light, it would take you years to get there. Since both the Kree and Skrulls were able to travel to several places across the galaxy during the movie, either light speed is way faster than in the MCU, or the writers just don't understand basic science.

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 2 роки тому +3

    A big problem with this movie is that we learn what Carol has forgotten before she learns and then we see it AGAIN when she learns it.

  • @MLG2341
    @MLG2341 5 років тому +2109

    Any situation ever: We need Captain Marvel
    Every character ever: sHe'S oFf PlAnEt

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 років тому +75

      No, Nick Fury just let thousands of New Yorkers die instead of calling her in, and thousands of Sekovians too. Also, he doesn't start making weapons until 14 years later when the Destroyer attacks (Thor 1) instead of right after this movie.

    • @RenTran1
      @RenTran1 5 років тому +150

      I feel like she just came late.
      Thor-
      Fury: CAPTAIN MARVEL, THERE'S AN ALIEN SPACE ROBOT!
      Captain Marvel: I'm coming!
      Fury: Nevermind, Thor dealt with it.
      Captain Marvel: You mean the Norse God?
      Avengers-
      Fury: CAROL, THERE'S EVIL ALIENS!
      Captain Marvel: Okay, I'm coming.
      Fury: Nevermind, I replaced you.
      Captain Marvel: WTF!
      Age of Ultron-
      Fury: EVIL ROBOTS!
      Captain Marvel: Seriously?
      Fury: YES!
      Captain Marvel: I'm coming.
      Fury: Nevermind, the replacements did it.
      Captain Marvel: Ugh.
      Infinity War-
      Fury: *contacts Captain Marvel and turns to dust*
      Captain Marvel: Meh, I'm sure he's fine.
      *30 minutes later*
      Captain Marvel: Fuck.

    • @windermere_peaks
      @windermere_peaks 5 років тому +57

      Ren Tran That makes a lot of sense. I mean, she didn’t show up on earth until days, possibly weeks, after Fury paged her, and all of those other huge threats were over in a day or two at most.

    • @jadetrolland8095
      @jadetrolland8095 5 років тому +31

      @@RenTran1 that actually makes so much sense.

    • @wheelburrow5937
      @wheelburrow5937 4 роки тому +13

      Wasn't captain marvel supposed to be male

  • @GameFrostYT
    @GameFrostYT 5 років тому +373

    Removed sins for Stan Lee
    +Respect

  • @yoyoland8461
    @yoyoland8461 3 роки тому +15

    Me a single mom with 10 limes in the basket on the table 👀 him not realizing they sell fake lemons 🍋 for decoration at basically all stores 👀😂😂

  • @jmlinden7
    @jmlinden7 3 роки тому +6

    2:53 "You can't change an event by remembering it" but that's exactly how remembering things works.

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +3559

    Fury lost his eye to a cat?!
    I waited THREE YEARS after watching Avengers to figure this out and it was A CAT??!!
    *Please stop screeching that it wasn't a cat cause I don't give a flerken

    • @saucelesstatertot6349
      @saucelesstatertot6349 4 роки тому +223

      Remember when fury told someone (I forgot who) that trust is what lost him his eye

    • @rpsnider85
      @rpsnider85 4 роки тому +121

      But it's "FUNNY"... fucking sjws don't know real humor even though they unintentionally provide it constantly.

    • @thegreyjedi2372
      @thegreyjedi2372 4 роки тому +127

      Never happened. This movie was just a nightmare.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +31

      @@thegreyjedi2372 I laughed harder than I should have XD

    • @dtester
      @dtester 4 роки тому +77

      @@saucelesstatertot6349 He trusted that cat, man! Like a brother, man! [Cries]

  • @LUISPRIME
    @LUISPRIME 5 років тому +1789

    Nick Fury loses his eye to a damn alien cat friendly swipe.
    Add 20 Sins.

    • @technine9770
      @technine9770 5 років тому +114

      Even though in the winter soldier, nick said last time i trusted someone i lost an eye

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 5 років тому +70

      And people actually think this shit is funny

    • @ChrisAtheist
      @ChrisAtheist 5 років тому +35

      @@technine9770 he trusted the cat

    • @Officerdown76
      @Officerdown76 5 років тому +39

      no add 40 no 100 because it was so damn dumb

    • @Bradyboy26
      @Bradyboy26 5 років тому +20

      100 sins*

  • @craftdan
    @craftdan 3 роки тому +20

    15:24 is more relevant now due to WandaVision episode 4 & 5. Young Rambo seems really mad at Captain Marvel about it.

    • @AffableElkVOD
      @AffableElkVOD 3 роки тому

      “She will not” bahahaha yeah poor Monica really got shortchanged there... she had pretty good exposition in WandaVision tho 🤣

  • @DragonstoneWolfe
    @DragonstoneWolfe 3 роки тому +10

    Honestly, the part that made me actually laugh out loud was the scene where Marvel got her powers, and her and the sniper duke it out.
    Marvel: "You knew all along!.... is that why we never hang out?"
    Sniper: "No, I just didn't like you."

  • @mja2317
    @mja2317 5 років тому +856

    It would have been worth removing all of the sins if 1995 Nick Fury looked and acted exactly like Jules from Pulp Fiction.

    • @robertthomson1994
      @robertthomson1994 5 років тому +7

      i thought it was hilarious how much they made him look like his character in xXx, Augustus Gibbons. thats what i said as soon as he stepped out of the car "Augustus!!"

    • @jarink1
      @jarink1 5 років тому +7

      That would have been the 1978 version of Nick Fury.

    • @SpawnCapo
      @SpawnCapo 5 років тому +4

      What does Agent Coulson look like? Does he look like a bitch?

    • @mahmahmahmuh
      @mahmahmahmuh 5 років тому

      @@jarink1 Why? Pulp Fiction is set around 1993 when it was filmed. Cellphones and shit.

    • @coopertroop10
      @coopertroop10 5 років тому

      lRodrigo Santos

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 5 років тому +740

    Sam: Prove you not a Skrull
    Carol: obliterates jukebox
    Sam: Accepts this as a proof, despite not knowing what kind of powers Skrull does have

    • @hylianchriss
      @hylianchriss 5 років тому +39

      Exactly, but what can he do? She literally holds all the information and all the cards. Everything she explained about the rules about what Skrulls can and can't do is also something he has no way of knowing if it's true or not. I felt that was part of the "joke" in that scene, that he just had to go with whatever she said and that he HAD to trust her without verification. Because what else can he do at that point?

    • @Hiraghm
      @Hiraghm 5 років тому

      Amiga. (had to say it)

    • @AltamashSayed
      @AltamashSayed 5 років тому +16

      Also, he just turns his head to look at the photon blast going just inches past him, like its an everyday thing in the 90's..!!

    • @MrDragonorp
      @MrDragonorp 5 років тому

      @@hylianchriss
      DNA?

    • @channingscott009
      @channingscott009 5 років тому +7

      He literally says that in the movie.

  • @BooksBlogs23
    @BooksBlogs23 Рік тому +7

    I genuinely feel like the screenwriting is what broke this movie for a lot of people. Speaking as someone who enjoyed this movie it felt very different compared to the other MCU movies, it had a lot less life if that makes sense.

  • @HamburgerMolester
    @HamburgerMolester 3 роки тому +2

    A cat muzzle? They know it still has claws right? They basically just made him into Cat Bane.

    • @kenb2671
      @kenb2671 3 місяці тому +1

      Cat Hannibal Lecter.

  • @michaelamanie4797
    @michaelamanie4797 5 років тому +1928

    “The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye.” So that someone is a cat?

    • @sanna9062
      @sanna9062 5 років тому +34

      Yes

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 5 років тому +75

      MikeSaiyan99 well holding an animal THAT close to your face with freakin’ sharp claws and lightning fast strike time.. your kinda trusting it NOT to maul you. But, not the cats fault. Nobody should ever hold a cat like that, its condescending and I believe thats why they hate it. Grew up around a cat btw, and she only ever scratched me when I ignored warnings and pushed boundaries. Eventually we became trusting of each other enough she would want me to pet her belly and after some time even held her to my chest and just cuddled foe a while. She passes away a few years ago, and I’ll never forget or stop missing her.

    • @lilyoda787
      @lilyoda787 5 років тому +5

      Slinkerdeer he trusted the avengers to save New York ...

    • @EntidadLibre
      @EntidadLibre 5 років тому +8

      @@lilyoda787 Not enough to tell them about the weapons tesseract-powered.

    • @EntidadLibre
      @EntidadLibre 5 років тому +5

      I try to pretend that did'nt happened.

  • @theimataka9820
    @theimataka9820 5 років тому +519

    Should have added at least 100 sins for the way Nick lost his eye...

    • @yaeleah0722
      @yaeleah0722 5 років тому +7

      A cat scratched it

    • @gavinhenderson7250
      @gavinhenderson7250 5 років тому +19

      @@yaeleah0722 an alien scratched it.

    • @maximumride3848
      @maximumride3848 5 років тому +14

      I mean it does kinda make sense because his scar was in scratch marks

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 років тому +15

      Why? me and my sisters laughed at that part, it was so funny.

    • @masterlinktm
      @masterlinktm 5 років тому +31

      @@calebproductions1264 "it entertained therefore it is good"
      no. that is not how things work
      trolls 2 is not a good movie because people are entertained by it
      shit writing is not good because your sisters laughed at it
      entertaining =/= good
      EVER

  • @Palafertiil
    @Palafertiil 3 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: the guy that played Talos couldn't eat because of all the prosthetics so when he's drinking the "soda", it's actually blended food.

  • @CrispySandles
    @CrispySandles 3 роки тому +5

    “MoThEr FlErKiN!!!”
    I love this line, it’s probably the best line in the movie

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому

      Ironic that the best line of the movie is in the worst scene of the movie

  • @micahdiazoni189
    @micahdiazoni189 5 років тому +782

    *Any damn logo appears*
    Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

    • @dominiquereyes22
      @dominiquereyes22 5 років тому +11

      This Whole man? Not just half the man? Or 3/4 of him?

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 5 років тому +3

      Accept he fails. Also that joke gets soooo annoying

    • @Mecks089
      @Mecks089 5 років тому +7

      *Little did they know, that Man has been Dead for a small while now.*

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 5 років тому +1

      French Toast Endgame, has no logos. I’m excited to see what they say!

    • @downsouthdon6813
      @downsouthdon6813 5 років тому

      I read that in his voice 😂

  • @yunawave4510
    @yunawave4510 5 років тому +1102

    Movie: *has opening logo*
    CinemaSins: *_Wait, that's illegal._*

    • @stardust6998
      @stardust6998 5 років тому +41

      Movie : has opening logo
      Cinemasins: Actually , quantum mechanics forbids this.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +14

      So damn true. What did opening logos ever do to Jeremy?

    • @stardust6998
      @stardust6998 5 років тому +6

      @@jaschabull2365 prolonged the movie

    • @yunawave4510
      @yunawave4510 5 років тому +4

      @@stardust6998 By barely a minute?

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +2

      @@stardust6998
      If he hates spending time watching movies that much, why did he make watching them his job?

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 3 роки тому +4

    "This is the most convenient road-near-a-train situation any city planner has ever cooked up!"
    It's also an accurate representation of Douglas Station on the Los Angeles Metro Green Line (er, C Line) and could easily have been filmed on location. I can even find that exact traffic signal sign on Google Maps street view.
    (If you absolutely must sin something about this scene, the station was apparently called Douglas/Rosencrans when the line opened in 1995, and did not have its current appearance until 2006.)

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 3 роки тому +22

    15:14 Fun fact: The scene with Indy taking out the sword guy with the gun in Raiders of the Lost Ark was actually supposed to be a standard sword-fight scene, but the actor playing Indiana Jones was sick that day, and didn't feel up to doing all the strenuous athletic stuff, so he did the gun-thing instead and they decided to keep it like that.

    • @SpicyZeke
      @SpicyZeke 2 роки тому +8

      The strangest thing I've read all day: "the actor playing Indiana Jones", you're not wrong, but bruh... EVERYONE knows Harrison Ford.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 2 роки тому +1

      @@SpicyZeke But not everyone keeps a mental list of every role he's ever played.
      I remember Han Solo, and that other movie where he's the President. But I can't keep track of all his work.

    • @QuestTCG
      @QuestTCG 2 роки тому +6

      @@LadyDoomsinger W..Wha? Indiana Jones is in Harrison Ford's like top 5 most famous roles at the very least. I have never met a person who did not know that Harrison Ford was Indiana Jones...Like what? Like theres definitely some roles I can understand not knowing he did, but Indiana Jones isnt one of em

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 2 роки тому +3

      @@QuestTCG I don't pay much attention to actors. I only care about the characters they play.

  • @paulkhailo7148
    @paulkhailo7148 5 років тому +1688

    Character: *breathes*
    CinemaSins: thats a cliché

    • @dixie_rekd9601
      @dixie_rekd9601 5 років тому +15

      That meme should die

    • @deejd5243
      @deejd5243 5 років тому +36

      I mean... he's not wrong

    • @TheWheatless
      @TheWheatless 5 років тому +6

      At least find a video where he complains about cliches a lot. As opposed to this one, where he doesn’t.

    • @Sasha-mx9hd
      @Sasha-mx9hd 5 років тому +1

      True, true.

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse 5 років тому +18

      "Complaining about clichés" cliché.
      *DING*

  • @jkap9828
    @jkap9828 5 років тому +1079

    The 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 5 років тому +71

      When did you rule out the possibility of her mom telling her about Carol?

    • @trannygranny7811
      @trannygranny7811 5 років тому +13

      J Kap
      Shes 10

    • @Helldog6
      @Helldog6 5 років тому +42

      @@trannygranny7811 Yes..... so the 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...

    • @trannygranny7811
      @trannygranny7811 5 років тому +25

      Helldog6
      Mayby the 4 year old kid saw pictures of carol and heard stories who fucking knows einstein

    • @amelie9629
      @amelie9629 5 років тому +4

      Shes like 10 or anything but it seems like you've Never Seen a Kid before

  • @yderga8707
    @yderga8707 2 роки тому +5

    With a movie as controversial as this, I wanted to go into it as unbiased as possible. I genuinely *tried* to enjoy the film. And the funny thing is, I actually really liked it, but for every reason other than Captain Marvel.
    I think the reason behind this is the exposition of her character, or moreover the lack thereof. It felt like the plot didn't develop her character in any way.
    A good example of the opposite would be thor. Yes hes overpowered in the first film, but hes also deeply flawed. Next to recieve the throne of asguard he lacks the maturity or wisdom to claim the title of Odin. He consistently mocks his father insinuating Odin to be weak for avoiding war. This line of thinking causes him to be stripped of his power, and he learns humility and modesty living as a human. This equips him better to be a "king", so by the time thor ragnarok comes around and he gains the title, it feels deserved and the viewer receives satisfaction.
    Cotrasting with thor, the narritive treats Captain Marvel as a flawless character. Nothing is her fault, she has no bad qualities (from a narritive perspective), the characters always agree with her or value her regardless of her actions. Her "character developlent" comes in the form of her realizing everyone else around her was "holding her back", or "inhibiting" her (i.e. its not my fault its everyone else thats the problem).
    This paved the way for a weak exposition, as when she finally receives her "true power" it doesn't feel deserved. Her character is stagnant from beginning to end, learns nothing from the whole ordeal, gains nothing virtuous or bothers to better herself in any way.
    She doesn't train her abilities but rather haphazardly monkey bashes through anything in her way. The story lacked any antagonist of equivalency and she literally spent the whole movie blasting a bunch of weak skulls and kree. Why on earth would I be interested in a character like that?

  • @starfull8808
    @starfull8808 3 роки тому +5

    “The last time I trusted someone I lost my eye.”
    For real dude?

  • @DemonLordGamingAC0
    @DemonLordGamingAC0 5 років тому +860

    Are you seriously telling me a mother flerking cat is the reason for Nick fury's eyepatch?
    Disney wtf?

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 5 років тому +33

      Should it have been a different run of the mill "freak accident"? Or maybe something so basic that it implied something so impossible such as the great Nicy Fury made one careless mistake that would be entirely uncharacteristic of him? "He lost it because let his guard down?! No flippin way, dude!"

    • @MoGunzDatsWho
      @MoGunzDatsWho 5 років тому +33

      It was the director Disney gives each director the ability to change things and she seemed hell bent on tearing down furry's character

    • @dayaninikhaton
      @dayaninikhaton 5 років тому +15

      Guess it was either that or something more dignified, like a tragic dish washing accident.
      Either way they kind of punked Fury out.

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 5 років тому +17

      Right? I mean I guess you don't necessarily need to create an epic moment in which his eye is lost, but at least have a story around it, that's cooler than something that I've seen in a Twitch fails compilation.

    • @NinjahDuk
      @NinjahDuk 5 років тому +26

      Last time he trusted someone he lost an eye. But not really.

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 5 років тому +702

    When I saw this movie, I wanted to say out loud at least 15 times "she survives this".

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 5 років тому +19

      @Austin Kinchen those who are members of that club thing. Some UA-camrs do this and those in it can see the videos early

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 5 років тому +6

      I now say that during every movie thanks to these guys. 🤣

    • @JustSumflo
      @JustSumflo 5 років тому +4

      Legend of Link WRONG!! He’s actually from the future

    • @maxgao2968
      @maxgao2968 5 років тому +3

      I did, and people in the theater got really pissed at me

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 5 років тому

      @@maxgao2968 A small price to pay for salvation.

  • @mbreese7399
    @mbreese7399 Рік тому +2

    fury losing an eye to the cat deserves at least a 1000 sins

  • @demonfusiongamer7995
    @demonfusiongamer7995 4 роки тому +5

    Sin 16 is just deja vu. That's totally what it is. She's having deja vu and is reacting to it.

  • @jeremypoe9461
    @jeremypoe9461 5 років тому +1947

    When black widow's peanut butter jelly sandwich gets more screentime than you in endgame

    • @technowizard5629
      @technowizard5629 5 років тому +34

      Ha.... haha.... ahahahahahhahh!!!! I don't know why but this actually made me laugh.

    • @kostaspsycho
      @kostaspsycho 5 років тому +37

      you think you're funny, huh? forgot what Carol did to this team? she damn helped. that is what you always forget. if it wasn't her, Thanos could fuck everyone up. first, she saved tony and nebula from dying in space. secondly, she destroyed his spaceship and when Thanos beat everyone in the battle and he was about to snap and wipe out everyone, then Carol was just there on time to stop him. tell me about that, you ignorant ass..

    • @infinityrocks7360
      @infinityrocks7360 5 років тому +177

      Kostas P 💀💀 calm down bruh it’s a joke 😭😭

    • @infinityrocks7360
      @infinityrocks7360 5 років тому +101

      Kostas P it’s literally a movie lmfao

    • @danitho
      @danitho 5 років тому +121

      @@kostaspsycho that was plot convienence. Anyone with flight abilities could have done that. Hell Wanda could have done that.

  • @dcap79
    @dcap79 4 роки тому +772

    Avengers Nick Fury: "Not only did we learn that we're not alone..."
    Me: "But haven't you known that since 1995?"

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 4 роки тому +88

      Yeah, this movie really screwed with continuity.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +66

      Caseytify It’s more like this: Fury didn’t want to reveal top-secret information about shape-shifting aliens to a God of Thunder, who could possibly bring them back to Earth with his tense relationships with the Kree, and a selfish and self-destructive billionaire who would JUMP at the chance to exploit their technology if they were brought back to Earth. Also, the room was under surveillance. How do you think everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D., especially Secretary Pierce, would react if they found out their director was keeping a crucial secret from them for the last 17 years?

    • @lazerbeams2536
      @lazerbeams2536 4 роки тому +22

      Maybe it should be called Captain Retcon

    • @marvelfanatic9535
      @marvelfanatic9535 3 роки тому +2

      @@lazerbeams2536 100%

    • @daveagard1884
      @daveagard1884 3 роки тому +4

      Fury didn’t always tell the truth tho

  • @m4ttebl4ck
    @m4ttebl4ck 4 роки тому +27

    My uncle's friend actually wrote the alien language for this movie.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +2

      Jimmy John's Awesome! But what alien language? Because the Kree only speak English throughout. Are you referring to the Torfan or Skrull language?

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so used to the sneaky, villainous skrulls...I spent the whole movie waiting for the innocent skrull family to drop their disguises and attack as skrull warriors

  • @thewrongcard7426
    @thewrongcard7426 5 років тому +493

    "You can't change an event by remembering it"... Rick Sánchez is laughing in the distance

    • @josephtpg7329
      @josephtpg7329 5 років тому +5

      Some how, I read this at the exact same time he said it. Weird lol.

    • @jonas6291
      @jonas6291 5 років тому +7

      "Totally fake origin story"

    • @DarkKnight-by7ql
      @DarkKnight-by7ql 5 років тому +1

      The Lion Fabricated

  • @bigshowsminime
    @bigshowsminime 5 років тому +1156

    You missed the sin that, according to the MCU timeline, S.H.I.E.L.D didn't get its name until Iron Man...much later than the events of Captain Marvel.

    • @shehulkgolding2206
      @shehulkgolding2206 4 роки тому +69

      They were called Shield back with Captain America. They didn't come into light until Iron Man

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 роки тому +75

      @@shehulkgolding2206 In Captain America: The First Avenger weren't they the OSA or SSR or something? Definitely not SHIELD yet.

    • @jessy748
      @jessy748 4 роки тому +56

      @@Ammoniumbicarbonat yeah and then Peggy Carter and Howard become the founders of SHIELD afterwards

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 4 роки тому +21

      That's only a plot hole if you have not seen the tv shows

    • @louiejohncastillo9822
      @louiejohncastillo9822 4 роки тому +10

      tv shows are not cannon before end game

  • @bokocop5725
    @bokocop5725 4 роки тому +5

    10:14 Man, if only there was a scene in the beginning of movie that shows the Kree fighting in dusty environments and that they are able to see clearly through their technology.

  • @evanshoulders3674
    @evanshoulders3674 3 роки тому +21

    13:09 my thoughts were “ WHY would they fit the suit with the ability to change colors if they didn’t want her to?” Seems kinda counterintuitive to me

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 5 років тому +3223

    Cinemasins: you can call me SJW, but it was time for Marvel to introduce strong female character
    Black Widow: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Gozokukolat
      @Gozokukolat 5 років тому +165

      Why can't I up vote this comment more than once per account?!

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 5 років тому +142

      And we all know that because he gave this movie any sins means he's alt right

    • @tarfielarchelone2674
      @tarfielarchelone2674 5 років тому +58

      But black widow isn't stronk if she was she would have survived the fall.

    • @ZainDhananil1k3ab0s5
      @ZainDhananil1k3ab0s5 5 років тому +73

      @Liam P that's literally the next movie after Far From Home

    • @arturoflash
      @arturoflash 5 років тому +83

      He wasn't talking about the character, he was talking about the relationship between Carol and Maria

  • @giletadic9470
    @giletadic9470 5 років тому +567

    To me the movie tried too hard to make CapMarvel worthy of leading the new MCU. She doesn’t have character or physical ability flaws like all other super hero’s in the MCU to overcome.
    -Iron man was an alcoholic then suffered from anxiety
    -Thor was an over privileged brat and had to humble himself down
    -Steve Rogers could only punch and kick and had to use his heart to get thru
    -Bruce suffered w controlling the hulk for his whole time in the mcu
    - black widow had to deal with her past
    -Hawkeye is fighting an army of robots with a bow and arrow

    • @Awesomeness785
      @Awesomeness785 5 років тому +173

      I mean, why would Miss little perfect be flawed in any way? She has to be a role model for women! Go feminism!

    • @tilly7689
      @tilly7689 5 років тому +41

      And captain marvel was constantly put down by people and them telling her she isn’t good enough but finally got to prove herslef

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +59

      I mean, I guess if Thor's main problem was needing to humble himself from a self-perceived godhood, Captain Marvel could undergo a similar arc.

    • @MrPonytron
      @MrPonytron 5 років тому +47

      I definitely had similar thoughts about this. Other characters in the other films actually when through character arcs and defining moments. Carol learned next to nothing throughout the course of the film other than the Kree were evil and not the Skrulls. The Skrulls being "refugees" made no sense, either.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +77

      @@tilly7689 LOL,when? She was always an overpowered bitch and ends the movie as an even more overpowered bitch. No weakness or development at all.

  • @jackbarnes8514
    @jackbarnes8514 4 роки тому +3

    Budget direct made an ad where they had a news clipping with “cinema sins” on it, and they both said “that makes no sense” and then there was narration, so that ad was SINFUL

  • @christopherlh4379
    @christopherlh4379 2 роки тому +1

    @3:18 ~ Speaking as a former employee of Blockbuster Video, I can tell you we did NOT have janitors! The regular store employees did all the cleaning themselves.

  • @jielynsabarez2693
    @jielynsabarez2693 5 років тому +129

    Movie Intro: *Exists*
    CinemaSins: *There’s a tax for that*

  • @troyani5992
    @troyani5992 5 років тому +1699

    Cinemasins: you can call me SJW, but it was time for Marvel to introduce strong female character
    Scarlet Witch: Am I a joke to you?

    • @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
      @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 5 років тому +22

      Troy ani yes

    • @Bardan2009
      @Bardan2009 5 років тому +251

      What about Black Widow?

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 років тому +22

      @@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 She is strong af I don't see a problem.

    • @brandonpohl2633
      @brandonpohl2633 5 років тому +28

      That's not what he said

    • @nikogruben9573
      @nikogruben9573 5 років тому +58

      Strong was meant as in standing up for yourself. Scarlett Witch is a side character and was never intended to be more. She has strong powers but otherwise isn’t that “strong”. Same goes for Black Widow. As much as I love Black Widow, how often has she done her own thing, not what others told her to do? (I hope that’s gonna change in the future)

  • @greatsave7
    @greatsave7 2 роки тому +1

    I guess Vers blasting the jukebox is Kree for "I don't have to prove anything to you and you can't do jack about it."

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 3 роки тому +1

    Carol and Maria’s close and meaningful friendship...yeah...that’s all it is...

  • @griffinpeterson6097
    @griffinpeterson6097 5 років тому +606

    This movie discredits Winter Soldier. Remember when Fury was talking about how he lost his eye? Then this movie shows that it was messed up by a cat

    • @dimitrescu182
      @dimitrescu182 5 років тому +25

      They should retcon it, maybe have Fury lost his eye to Wolverine

    • @pview4093
      @pview4093 5 років тому +82

      they should retcon CM entirely

    • @nikogruben9573
      @nikogruben9573 5 років тому +65

      I mean, Fury said himself in the end that he’s gonna keep the cat thing secret

    • @dincaaelius1634
      @dincaaelius1634 5 років тому +158

      Actually, it's a callback. In CA:WS he said that the last time he trusted someone he lost an eye and prior to the incident he picks Goose up and tells him he trusts him. It's also quite fitting for fury to say something like that considering humans would think Goose is just a cat and not a lethal alien.

    • @nickyd8049
      @nickyd8049 5 років тому +3

      wait in the movie nick furys eye is harmed earlier in the movie. when sheild was inflitrated by skrulls or something. thats what fury meant in winter soldier when he said last time i trusted someone

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 5 років тому +623

    surprised you didn't make a comment about the cat being the reason he lost his eye

    • @erenerikci3263
      @erenerikci3263 5 років тому +62

      Thomas Mertens That should’ve been at least 50 sins; since he added about 15 sins for Aquaman’s overuse of sudden explosions.

    • @adiadiadi333
      @adiadiadi333 5 років тому +41

      He's an sjw now... He secretly loves this movie

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 років тому +18

      I smell a hypocrite in this comment section, is it you aditya?

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 5 років тому +36

      I think the "Whew. Glad they're not gonna ham handedly try and shoehorn a reason for Fury's eyepatch into this movie." and the kitty in space were both implying without outright saying it.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 років тому +1

      You mean the Flerkin or however it’s spelled

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like I've heard it enough times that I could say "Elastica's Connection plays to signify a badass woman in the 90s"

  • @Boncomics
    @Boncomics Рік тому +1

    5:26 You mean, THANK YOU, SAM RAIMI for Spider-Man 2. Making train fight scenes mandatory in every subsequential MARVEL movie.

  • @themerpking8445
    @themerpking8445 5 років тому +439

    He gave it a sin because... the de aging worked too well?
    Wait a minute...

    • @zekezzekekan2144
      @zekezzekekan2144 5 років тому +55

      He sins things he likes all the time.

    • @RoKer13
      @RoKer13 5 років тому +26

      TheMerpKing It’s a nod to deep faking, look it up. It’s actually a real life conflict.

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 5 років тому +23

      The whole sin counter thing is retarded and why I don’t watch this series as much anymore. He just says random things and the counter “dings” half of the stuff he says isn’t a sin

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 5 років тому +11

      @@CaptainFracture You should stop watching completely, then.

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 5 років тому +7

      Lightning Farron you gonna cry?

  • @furonbrainiac6634
    @furonbrainiac6634 4 роки тому +224

    You forgot how the little girl manages to turn Danvers' suit to blue and red! She let the little girl change colors by randomly changing them but when they decided blue and red would be their choice suddenly the girl knew how to use Danvers' magic console, despite there not being any indication on how to use it.

    • @BossMan-yu1og
      @BossMan-yu1og 2 роки тому +13

      That's not terribly far fetched. Give a kid a cell phone these days and they will master it in less than an hour.

    • @belg4r489
      @belg4r489 2 роки тому +13

      How was there not any indication? There was literally a color pallet on there? Clearly visible

    • @dortaciaparks827
      @dortaciaparks827 2 роки тому +3

      Y’all excuses are so funny

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack 2 роки тому +1

      @@dortaciaparks827 The excuses for the on-screen events that show how it works?

  • @robertfarr9186
    @robertfarr9186 3 роки тому +2

    You forgot that cap was still a capcicle and Thor was most likely passed out drunk in asgard

  • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
    @Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 роки тому +2

    15:43 "We found her and we weren't even looking." 😄

  • @KapitanMan
    @KapitanMan 5 років тому +302

    0 Seconds of Logos
    Cinema Sins: EXCUSE ME

  • @nathandorow5345
    @nathandorow5345 5 років тому +384

    Fury’s cat eye scratching is worth 1 billion sins

    • @G-Unit1111
      @G-Unit1111 5 років тому +1

      Plus the obvious outtake of playing Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever". Lol.

    • @bestplayername
      @bestplayername 5 років тому +20

      Ikr?Must be the most stupid way to him losing his eye

    • @GlitchyDion
      @GlitchyDion 5 років тому

      bestplayername well how did he lose his eye in the comics?

    • @fernandoborja6963
      @fernandoborja6963 5 років тому +9

      ​@@GlitchyDion An explosion from a NAZI grenade in the gulf war.

    • @PmanUwU
      @PmanUwU 5 років тому +3

      it was stupid but i think 1 billion sins is a bit over the top

  • @kathrynmoffett6943
    @kathrynmoffett6943 3 роки тому +2

    "Yeah, bring your cat to space!"
    "Oh no. He was coughing on the most powerful object in the history of Marvel history!" :-0

  • @faylatrice9687
    @faylatrice9687 4 роки тому +1

    I went to see Captain Marvel in the theatre and don’t know what happened, because I fell asleep. I’ve never fallen asleep in a theatre before.

  • @gamersupreme7980
    @gamersupreme7980 5 років тому +623

    You didn't sin the fact that Nick Fury lost an eye from the cat

    • @ZaneTruesdale007
      @ZaneTruesdale007 5 років тому +14

      Frank Mai yes because last time He trusted someone he lost an eye

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 5 років тому +4

      Honestly that would of been too easy of a sin.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 5 років тому +6

      Just like add maybe 10 million sins

    • @vids2002
      @vids2002 5 років тому

      @@ZaneTruesdale007 Yes, we all know the phrase 😆🙄

    • @Fugazity
      @Fugazity 5 років тому +6

      Technically it was not a Cat was a very dangerous tentacle monster who eats anything it wants and just disguise as a cat, so he is lucky was only his eye.

  • @themadclasher1235
    @themadclasher1235 5 років тому +367

    *Sees video uploaded 5 minutes ago and comments are from 20 hours ago*
    Me:Impossible

    • @csigunner5087
      @csigunner5087 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @SkaarMk4
      @SkaarMk4 5 років тому +3

      @@hyperw_lf8 the fact that they referenced a meme shows that they know that

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 5 років тому +1

      oddy enough this is possible. See most big channels like this schedual a show to go up unlisted first, usually for patron or other VIPS to see it a day first. Then it becomes Public a day later.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 років тому

      Well duh, it’s patreon.

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 5 років тому

      Well in will watch certain channels, I wake up and get a cup of coffee and type in a channel name and watch their current video. Sometimes it will take 3 days before I get a notifcation.

  • @oramge257
    @oramge257 2 роки тому +3

    Lemme add on my own 5 sins.
    1. She was depicted as extremely powerful in the movie so near all of the times she was told she couldn't do something she most likely actually could but let her feelings control her and let herself get messed up, which is probably one of the reasons the guy told her not to let her emotions control her.
    2. The fight between her and yon-rogg was so stupid. It was a huge buildup to the big battle between ideologies and with no reasoning beside her being extremely powerful it's over in two seconds, and without any character building.
    3. Through the whole movie people are being douches to her but the biggest douche in the whole movie is her.
    4. That cat was way too kind the whole way through to just scratch him for no reason out of nowhere, also he didn't drop the cat after it literally took his eye.
    5. They made her so powerful in this movie but didn't do anything to fix it in endgame except yeet her entirely, wherein they actually gave multiple challenges to thor to have him overcome and it was a realistic and good way for him to power down for a while.

  • @arroe8386
    @arroe8386 3 роки тому +1

    a giant spaceship explodes, but no one sees it. The pieces fall to the earth, but none arrive. The Skrulls only arrive at the next day.

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded 5 років тому +1038

    -4 at the start. That might be the lowest the sin counter has ever gotten. And for Stan Lee, no one is deserving of a negative sin count more then him.

  • @nomadespotter
    @nomadespotter 5 років тому +204

    Samuel L. Jackson singing Mr. Postman deserves a sin off

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 років тому +5

      But you gotta love the twist on his signature mother f...n quote from all his movies by saying; "MotherFlerkin."

  • @kaitlyn689
    @kaitlyn689 Місяць тому

    The “lil’helm scream” almost made me choke on my sip of coffee lmfao

  • @KimMinho789
    @KimMinho789 4 роки тому +3

    I lost it at "dog fighting in the canyon like in independence Zzzzzz"

  • @roddysboxsinternsbrother
    @roddysboxsinternsbrother 5 років тому +885

    Movie: has .0000000001 second of logo
    Cinema sins: that sin cannot be forgiven

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 5 років тому +7

      This joke structure is older than F.D. Roosevelt and about as lame.

    • @CowyGriffon
      @CowyGriffon 5 років тому +2

      Ivøn yf êvriwʌn hejts #Hœr før yt
      Ðæt/s ðø sâкryfajs ši/z mejkỹŋg
      Ši/z nαt бiỹŋg æ #Hirow
      Ši/z biỹŋg sʌmþỹŋg mor
      Æ kejnajn gârdiøn
      Æ gølæktyk prøtεktør
      Æ kæptyn mαrvøl

    • @connorb9872
      @connorb9872 5 років тому +1

      you and the whole franchise is cancer now

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 5 років тому +7

      @@CowyGriffon Sorry but google translate says you're speaking gibberish.

    • @fernandaviveiro7516
      @fernandaviveiro7516 5 років тому

      @@CowyGriffon nlnlmMNBHGGÝVVGVY6CCCSZXWWS2WAA1MMWWEIÑJNJHHGÚCFCFFCDCEXWW235THGĢYHÚÍ

  • @mr.crazypants2707
    @mr.crazypants2707 5 років тому +411

    Captain Marvel, getting her lights knocked out by a rock since 2019

    • @talonapex9775
      @talonapex9775 5 років тому +2

      Zander A a really really really tough purple rock that can destroy planets

    • @mr.crazypants2707
      @mr.crazypants2707 5 років тому +3

      @@talonapex9775 and can knock tHe MoSt pOwErFuL hErO iN ThE mArVeL UnIvErSE out.

    • @mr.crazypants2707
      @mr.crazypants2707 5 років тому

      @Feetus Deletus 😁

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 5 років тому

      Lost the count how many times she fell

    • @TubezThe1
      @TubezThe1 5 років тому

      You know you can make a comment without putting it out of context

  • @nunnolan661
    @nunnolan661 4 роки тому +3

    Another sin: wearing a Nine Inch Nails shirt and not playing a single song from them

  • @ZavN11
    @ZavN11 4 роки тому +4

    You’re critique on the motorcycle scene tells you everything you need to know

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 5 років тому +911

    When a friend was in a theatre seeing captain Marvel, apparently when Brie was told to control her emotions around half way through the movie, someone yelled what emotions? I've never seen her laugh that hard.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 років тому +91

      She does have emotions, if being "snotty" once in a while counts as emotions. She should have been like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not... "snotty". Maybe Joss Whedon should've written this movie instead.

    • @carlosmanrique54
      @carlosmanrique54 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah that happened.

    • @alecro2112
      @alecro2112 4 роки тому +16

      Carlos Manrique Nothing ever happens

    • @musicmaniac5246
      @musicmaniac5246 4 роки тому +50

      That’s just what being a woman is like. I disagree with somebody in a relaxed manner and I get told “calm down”. Somebody calls me a bitch and when I say “don’t call me that” I get told “calm down”. I’m angry because somebody rudely interrupted me but I state I’m not done taking I get told “calm down”. Women are constantly told to calm down. Even by other women. Which was why the fact that both Yon-Rogg AND The Supreme Intelligence in the form of Lawson both telling Carol to “calm down/control your emotions” was really important, seeing as it functions for an allegory of real life. Plus, Larson’s acting came off in a sort of dorky way where Carol was just replying sarcastically, and in Carol’s head, you could tell she thought she was the funniest mother fucker ever. Anyway, I guess that still is funny that somebody shouted that in a movie theater. Timing in comedy is key

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 роки тому +12

      _This movie = Beneath the Bottom of the Stupid Feminist Movement barrel._
      _I'm surprised the Femi-Beta reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes didn't give it a 110%,_
      _"Ripped-Ripe-Red-Reeee" bleeding sphincter score._

  • @nickbritten8132
    @nickbritten8132 5 років тому +780

    12:08... come on! A child instinctively knowing how to change the costume colours!? No sin for that doozy!?

    • @HylerMusic
      @HylerMusic 5 років тому +43

      Nick Britten I mean... it was just a touchscreen with colors on it?
      I feel like if I strapped an Apple Watch on, went back to 95, and then brought up the color palette or wheel and told a child, even one who had never used any technology at all, to pick out a color on the wheel or palette, they wouldn’t have any problem pointing to red, blue, and gold 👌

    • @Novahawk12
      @Novahawk12 5 років тому +29

      @@HylerMusic They'd look for buttons. this is the 90's. Touch screens won't be invented for another decade. everything is either a button or dial interface.

    • @HylerMusic
      @HylerMusic 5 років тому +10

      Nova Hawk isn’t a color palette essentially an array of buttons? It’s not like a blank screen that needs to be swiped, pinched, or something else.
      And I thought Carol used it first when bringing it up... just checked 12:04, she sure does 👌 The kids watching as she shows her what pushing the different ones do.

    • @Novahawk12
      @Novahawk12 5 років тому +9

      @@HylerMusic A colour palette isn't an array of buttons. It's a visual display of colour variations. What we see is a hexagon grid with various colours under a touch screen. Being shown how to do something and know how to do something are very different. This kid might know how to switch colours on ms paint but that doesn't mean she knows how to use alien technology in a few minutes. From what we see in the movie the wrist device is advanced technology that can do anything from play video in holograms to long range communication. There's no way the kid wouldn't set off something unintended. Does the wrist thing have pressure touch? does that effect hue or saturation? is there an equivalent to a home button? Does it change based on the user? there's a lot here we can't know but one thing is for sure. Kid using alien tech on the first try deserves a sin. The same way a 1995 computer can upload a virus to an alien computer.

    • @bahamutkod
      @bahamutkod 5 років тому +6

      Why would they? They're softballing this movie like everyone else. Three minutes to mention anything at all about how terrible Carol is?

  • @JJ-iu5hl
    @JJ-iu5hl 4 роки тому +1

    Sadly, Larson will always think any criticism on her performance is due to men being sexist, when in reality, she just sucked at being Captain Marvel.

  • @crazyramus
    @crazyramus 4 роки тому +3

    I personally would have liked Jaime Pressley as the role of Carol Danvers. She rocks the short blonde hair look perfect and has a natural “boss lady” attitude that is Captain Marvel.