Best of G.I. Joe PSAs

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @steventarantino8660
    @steventarantino8660 3 роки тому +1882

    To who ever made this video I just want you to know that me and 8 friends have been quoting this for close to fifteen years. We know it word for word and it will never not be funny. We’ve always wanted to meet who ever made this. Best video ever

  • @conorbowen3360
    @conorbowen3360 Рік тому +255

    "I'm a computah! Stop all the downloadin!"
    This has been stuck in my head for 15 years

  • @chrisevil7012
    @chrisevil7012 6 років тому +2261

    Ah yes, the early 2000's were a lawless place. thanks for maintaining the precious archive of the early days of the internet.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +17

      2000s*

    • @mcdonkey500
      @mcdonkey500 4 роки тому +81

      @@englishatheart I'm sure he appreciates you fixing his incorrect apostrophe two years later. You're really making a difference with your life.

    • @marijuanaknowsomething6743
      @marijuanaknowsomething6743 4 роки тому +15

      It's was like the wild west just internet edition and more hilarious.

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 роки тому +9

      That fucking PowerPoint ass opening

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 4 роки тому +22

      -early 2000s
      --early days of the Internet
      you serious, child? That was after the dial-up era.

  • @Sakurachans28
    @Sakurachans28 2 роки тому +418

    The fact this video is still on UA-cam give me a tiny smidgen of hope for the future. Thank you, everyone responsible, for keeping this precious piece of history preserved for all time.

  • @martymcfly2857
    @martymcfly2857 8 років тому +1788

    NICE CATCH BLANCO NINO

    • @andygramajo8133
      @andygramajo8133 8 років тому +235

      But too bad your ass got SAAAACCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDDDD....

    • @monsterlovesme
      @monsterlovesme 8 років тому +17

      +Andy Gramajo I'm still laughing

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 8 років тому +3

      Rick Harrison you been smoking that chumlee meth? thats how all yall lost all that weight, jenny crank diet.. lol much love

    • @semonyx
      @semonyx 7 років тому +3

      Sha-mazing

    • @BurmudaTriangleTV
      @BurmudaTriangleTV 7 років тому +26

      But too bad your ass got
      S A C K E D

  • @imstoned6
    @imstoned6 8 років тому +1224

    "I want someone to take me to the hospital."
    "You sure bout that?"

    • @campinginalaska
      @campinginalaska 5 років тому +32

      You shoboudat

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 5 років тому +12

      @@campinginalaska i say that at work a lot

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 5 років тому +5

      @@ImageLimestone same here, when someone gets the reference, i go, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @cedarwho7
      @cedarwho7 4 роки тому

      Ba bada ba

    • @koreanpathfinder
      @koreanpathfinder 4 роки тому +3

      Because hospitals are expensive?

  • @dermeme-kanal8628
    @dermeme-kanal8628 4 роки тому +629

    Dude the kid slipping in the ice going “OH FAWCK!“ Gets me every time

    • @crazeefingas33
      @crazeefingas33 Рік тому +12

      Aw raight give ‘‘em the stick
      DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

    • @Dawg2005
      @Dawg2005 Рік тому +4

      That and "i want someone to take me to the hospital" has ruined me since my formative years lmao

    • @Der_Heilige_Toaster
      @Der_Heilige_Toaster Рік тому +4

      Oooooooooooohhhhhh

    • @VibeXplorer
      @VibeXplorer Рік тому

      Best moment of the whole montage!

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 Рік тому

      Get that kid off my ice you f’in wankahs!

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 4 роки тому +656

    That soft, innocent way he says “help computuh” gets me every time

    • @dena81
      @dena81 2 роки тому +6

      I done running gets me

    • @insanitist
      @insanitist 2 роки тому

      =(

    • @dvidwayne1192
      @dvidwayne1192 2 роки тому +15

      Hey kids, stop all the downloadin'!

    • @DLoyaL902
      @DLoyaL902 2 роки тому

      Did u see the action figures that were released ??!!!

    • @RoachDogggJR
      @RoachDogggJR 2 роки тому +8

      The phrases "help computer" and "porkchop sandwiches" are hardwired into my brain and vocab

  • @Kaeseman
    @Kaeseman 8 років тому +1641

    "alroight give em' the stick... DON'T GIVE EM' THE STICK"
    "you're not my dad"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @adampage593
      @adampage593 5 років тому +40

      I yell this at people to assert dominance

    • @junomint9598
      @junomint9598 5 років тому +19

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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    • @C33dis
      @C33dis 5 років тому +1

      OOOOO G.aYYJOOOO

    • @jacobrodriguez8572
      @jacobrodriguez8572 5 років тому +4

      I yell this too...

    • @missa9030
      @missa9030 4 роки тому +1

      My coworker and I say this to each other daily

  • @alexhaxan
    @alexhaxan 8 років тому +1811

    like 50% of it is unintelligible but it's still so funny omg

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 7 років тому +66

      W. Lee even some of the stuff you can understand makes no sense

    • @scribblypibbles4129
      @scribblypibbles4129 6 років тому +37

      Don’t forget your sandwiches!

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 років тому +67

      Back then people appreciated random, nonsensical humor more. It's the stuff you pull from your ass that sometimes shines the best.
      It was like doing improv but the internet way.

    • @ContingentCG
      @ContingentCG 5 років тому +7

      @@phyrr2 You did a back then on a back then. It's a (back then)^2. Just shows how time passes when the remakes/parodies are old.

    • @alexhaxan
      @alexhaxan 5 років тому +9

      @@ContingentCG God I feel so fucking old now

  • @OrignalRecipe92
    @OrignalRecipe92 8 років тому +1231

    The goddamn firefighter gets me EVERY time

    • @LladyDisturbed
      @LladyDisturbed 8 років тому +6

      OrignalRecipe92 rofl YES!

    • @JorgeMendez-rt3co
      @JorgeMendez-rt3co 7 років тому +14

      you thcooking?

    • @almason253
      @almason253 7 років тому +38

      It's the scateboarding one that does it for me. "Look at all your different colored hats!" Never laughed so hard.

    • @jondoe4sho
      @jondoe4sho 6 років тому +21

      Oh, I don’t ownnnn, a pickle.... I just wanna ride my Motor-Cy-cle

    • @realitymegabites4816
      @realitymegabites4816 5 років тому +30

      OrignalRECIPE92 Pork chop sandwiches!

  • @coreytaylor447
    @coreytaylor447 4 роки тому +535

    love the native guy who isnt even speaking english but everyone pretends to understand him and then responds in english

    • @Rainmanthereal
      @Rainmanthereal 3 роки тому +4

      So freakin funny !!!!!
      My eyes are tearing

    • @nancyfelix9633
      @nancyfelix9633 3 роки тому +3

      That's Spirit.

    • @harrish.r430
      @harrish.r430 2 роки тому +9

      he's speaking navajan

    • @BlackBearNE
      @BlackBearNE Рік тому +6

      It’s such a wonderful experience here with him.

    • @MesserXxomby
      @MesserXxomby 3 місяці тому

      @@harrish.r430 what is he saying? i am stupid white man

  • @chefbruhardee7015
    @chefbruhardee7015 7 років тому +225

    "Alright, give him the stick!" *"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"*

    • @snesfan8935
      @snesfan8935 3 роки тому +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @galenhart
      @galenhart 3 роки тому +6

      “Do you know my dad?”

    • @suannwitt
      @suannwitt 2 роки тому +2

      @@snesfan8935 G.I. JOOOOOOOOE!

  • @joedurm7427
    @joedurm7427 9 років тому +227

    "Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?" - Puts me in stitches every time.

    • @Weedandbombs
      @Weedandbombs 2 роки тому +21

      johnny, do ya play baseball?

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 Рік тому +7

      It’s like I’m looking in a mirror

    • @PhthaloType
      @PhthaloType Рік тому +10

      To this day, my standard response to any kind of confusion is "dockside bars?" No one ever gets it...

  • @philv2529
    @philv2529 8 років тому +784

    I saw these things back in the early 2000's and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. Unfortunately most of my friends do not have my sense of humor and think they are just dumb.

    • @philv2529
      @philv2529 8 років тому +32

      Oh and pork chop sandwiches is the best, followed by take the stick don't take the stick.

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 8 років тому +21

      Luckily I had friends who all loved this kind of stuff when this was relatively new (watched on Ebaums World, of course). At least with the internet, you can find all us weirdo's who find this shit still funny after all these years. I was an 17-18 year old when I first watched it, still funny as a 31 year old.

    • @philv2529
      @philv2529 8 років тому +13

      The Fat Turtle they are even funnier if you grew up actually watching the originals on GI Joe.

    • @Sir_C_
      @Sir_C_ 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, this video (along with MANY others) are only funny to those who originally viewed them back when "funny" was low-res videos of people getting hit in the dick.
      Don't get me wrong, I STILL like watching people get hit in the dick...But only if it's a .gif, and presented as a cascade on a singular website.

    • @ericdunn9001
      @ericdunn9001 8 років тому +8

      Back when Ebaumsworld and newgrounds (beebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!) had hilarious stuff

  • @perdedoronline
    @perdedoronline 4 роки тому +310

    "Pork chop sandwiches" still has me 💀 even in 2020😂🤣😂

    • @Haruspell
      @Haruspell 2 роки тому +8

      MY DAD USED TO SHOW ME THAT ALL THE TIME AS A YOUNG AGE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @forg0tin397
      @forg0tin397 Рік тому +12

      Man did that smell good.

    • @evilstereofairy
      @evilstereofairy Рік тому +4

      Still lmao after all these years 😂

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 Рік тому +1

      The best part is when the kid asks the Indian, “you didn’t take anything from my tent did you?”

    • @Shoutatclouds
      @Shoutatclouds 10 місяців тому

      2023

  • @jebvoorhees125
    @jebvoorhees125 8 років тому +544

    This is the first time watching this in over 12-13 years. I laughed so hard I had to pause to breath.

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 8 років тому +7

      Same. Can't even smoke, laughing too much.

    • @benjaminfoster6696
      @benjaminfoster6696 8 років тому +14

      Literally crying on the Indian one.

    • @jebvoorhees125
      @jebvoorhees125 7 років тому

      thanks for the E.

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 років тому

      I stumbled across this looking for some actual psa's from the old cartoon just now. I'm crying so hard it's just so funny

    • @LTR1420
      @LTR1420 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha same. I remember watching all of these on Ebaums when I was like 14.

  • @shaidyn8278
    @shaidyn8278 8 років тому +201

    Nine years later and I still laugh when I watch it.

  • @BaldBearded101
    @BaldBearded101 10 років тому +106

    One day I will die.
    But this will always be somewhere on the internet. Always. It is eternal.

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 Рік тому +107

    The early/mid-2000s were such a golden age of weird internet humor like this. I mean people still make oddball jokes on the internet today but it's usually just lazy, low-effort memes and gifs and shit like that. The amount of work and committment people used to put into surreal internet comedy like this back in the day was really something else, especially considering how non-user-friendly most editing software was at the time.

    • @redi6
      @redi6 Рік тому +7

      totally agree. someone at work mentioned these PSAs on a teams call today, I hadn't watched these in at least 10 years. I'm old enough to have been around when these first came out. the old internet was full of amazing offbeat bizarre humour like this.

    • @jonnyturtleneck7153
      @jonnyturtleneck7153 Рік тому

      Tom green oddball

    • @kenthknicket6500
      @kenthknicket6500 4 місяці тому

      oh fuck I miss YTMND

    • @mangokungen
      @mangokungen 3 місяці тому

      For real

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV 3 місяці тому +1

      oh yeah, I'm sure they had a team of writers working around the clock to make this 🥴

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 років тому +133

    Saw these on ebaumsworld around 2001-2003. My friends and I are still quoting them today.

    • @misterfung
      @misterfung 9 років тому +1

      Those were the originals! Blew our minds!

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 9 років тому +7

      tylerdurden3891 Oh no kiddin..its one of those sacred tests, like Ariplane, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Back to School, Office Space, 16 Candles, Point Break, Scarface, Star Wars, Schwarzenegger, Step Brothers, Zoolander, the Simpsons, Family Guy. Basically you don't know these, then we're not friends
      Captain: Ever been in a cockpit before?
      Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
      Captain: Ever …seen a grown man naked?

    • @arctorusmedia
      @arctorusmedia 9 років тому +4

      tylerdurden3891 This was what we had back then. This, the weird shit on Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon.

    • @Ogasso
      @Ogasso 6 років тому +1

      Time flies comrades 😊

    • @virginiaclarke6518
      @virginiaclarke6518 6 місяців тому

      Same!

  • @whoizmdot
    @whoizmdot 8 років тому +180

    every once in awhile i have to come back and watch this

    • @ItsJacobyay
      @ItsJacobyay 8 років тому +5

      marcodeangelo been 9 years lol

    • @boabysands123
      @boabysands123 7 років тому +3

      Yeah. It's only been one or two years for me this time. Just decided I better download it with the way things are going on the internet. "What's up dawg?"

    • @broncosbreaks
      @broncosbreaks 2 роки тому

      Today is my once-in-a-while

  • @Gliitched
    @Gliitched 8 років тому +224

    I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORCY.....CLE

    • @carusher6681
      @carusher6681 4 роки тому +1

      Lol, that’s the best one.

    • @LeSoullessOne
      @LeSoullessOne 3 роки тому +1

      I don't wanna dieee...

    • @mattcoker1385
      @mattcoker1385 6 місяців тому +1

      “Maan imboutapressabuttawhataputa maan!”

  • @TinyVio-Lynn
    @TinyVio-Lynn 4 роки тому +56

    “I just stick it, flip it, and see ya later, bye!” I still say that line to this day.

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 9 років тому +566

    BODY MASSAGE

  • @rapunzelagain
    @rapunzelagain 7 років тому +121

    Oh man, I remember watching these on the Ebaum's World website. Years before UA-cam existed.

    • @scoobydoobydoooo
      @scoobydoobydoooo 2 роки тому +2

      Fuck, I actually remember that. So weird to think back on.

    • @purplesodapop
      @purplesodapop 6 місяців тому

      Ebaum's world, AlbinoBlackSheep, and YTMND were like the foundation of my introduction to the internet.

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn 8 років тому +730

    "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!" hahaha classic!

    • @barristanselmy2758
      @barristanselmy2758 6 років тому +23

      Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Get the fuck out!

    • @ericmoise1271
      @ericmoise1271 6 років тому +11

      ive been saying that my entire life and if a girl gets the reference without me showing her im gonna marry her

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 6 років тому +1

      Didn’t expect to find you here, crazier things have happened while looking at old memes at 2am though

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 3 роки тому

      @@barristanselmy2758 My GOD did that smell good.

  • @hellacatsFB
    @hellacatsFB Рік тому +42

    it's been 15 years, and i still can't make it two minutes in without tears of laughter streaming down my face every time

    • @misero6130
      @misero6130 Рік тому +1

      It really is timeless

    • @hellacatsFB
      @hellacatsFB Рік тому +3

      ​@@misero6130 it's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 місяці тому

      ​@@hellacatsFB *Native American!

  • @Jacquibim
    @Jacquibim 8 років тому +821

    "You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire"
    I don't know why this is so god damn funny.

    • @heynowww.
      @heynowww. 7 років тому +8

      Jacquibim lmao i started reading that the same time that dude took off his helmet

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 років тому +7

      That one was always my favorite.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 4 роки тому

      I didn't laugh the whole video until that one, and then I laughed so hard for several minutes. I haven't laughed like that in ages.

    • @itsfreerealestate6747
      @itsfreerealestate6747 4 роки тому +2

      Porkchop sandwiches!

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 4 роки тому

      Sounds like something Chump would say 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @McDiz
    @McDiz 13 років тому +80

    You know a "Best Of" series is good when it contains every piece of original material. These videos defined a good portion of my teenage years.
    You all feel the same way.

  • @TsundereSupreme
    @TsundereSupreme 10 років тому +72

    8:34
    "Hey aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"
    "I love your movie."

  • @betterthanyesterday3912
    @betterthanyesterday3912 4 роки тому +88

    That guy in the green coat and hat was actually giving some pretty solid advice that only an adult can give. Trying to save the kid some time, money, and embarrassing moments. Then realizes "he's a kid and he needs to find out some of this stuff on his own." Great bit.

  • @Polaroidon
    @Polaroidon 11 років тому +75

    I've kinda been saddened by the fact that not much seems to make me laugh anymore these days, but this literally had me laughing until I had tears pouring out of my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Thank you so much for this.

  • @acktionjackson666
    @acktionjackson666 10 років тому +97

    I forgot about the Reggae one and that shit caught me off guard. I fuckin spit my drink out!

    • @MrFluidRock
      @MrFluidRock 2 роки тому +1

      Bottaweyat imma get the bus ridah, bottaweyat juwanna get the bus RIDOH!!

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 10 років тому +141

    Man, the ice skating one is just SO PERFECT. From the "Last one there's a penis-pump" to the "AW FUCK". It's a masterpiece.
    The best of it's kind! 6/10 -IGN

  • @birdy369
    @birdy369 Рік тому +25

    These were memorized & recited in my house for many MANY years. Still are when the siblings n sht get together. These are the epitome of comedy for my teenage self and nothing has come close to entertaining me that much since.

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 10 місяців тому +1

      I tell my brother "That's my money" all the time

  • @yourmomisthegameandimalrea8518
    @yourmomisthegameandimalrea8518 8 років тому +748

    the early 2000's was the weirdest shit ever

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 8 років тому +132

      But it was good shit. 👌

    • @slipperyseagoose919
      @slipperyseagoose919 8 років тому +3

      This was mostly what was on the radio.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 8 років тому +17

      you sure 'bout dat?

    • @damienriffle8494
      @damienriffle8494 7 років тому +22

      you mean the 80s

    • @Kjersten_w
      @Kjersten_w 7 років тому +2

      Damien Riffle i think they're referring to when this was uploaded

  • @nekomako777
    @nekomako777 10 років тому +253

    Give him the stick... DOOONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

    • @mellowandjello
      @mellowandjello 10 років тому +16

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 7 років тому

      Ah yes, my documentary Toe Hoes for Ghost

    • @SpankoSaurusRex
      @SpankoSaurusRex 7 років тому +2

      Alan Arden "Do you know my dad?"

    • @defyingglory
      @defyingglory 7 років тому

      Alan Arden Hahaha my fave!

  • @Xamsims
    @Xamsims 8 років тому +101

    Remember watching these back in highschool, still friggin hilarious.

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes Рік тому +6

    2:08 the random “OOOOOOOOOOO” will never not fuck me up

  • @violettheory
    @violettheory 11 років тому +149

    These had me laughing so hard at one point that I couldn't breathe. That guy in the underwater buzz lightyear suit gets me every time.

  • @Nico-rr5co
    @Nico-rr5co 8 років тому +679

    I have just one question for everybody:
    Who wants a body massage?

  • @Harvick1
    @Harvick1 8 років тому +200

    "You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you?" *ded*

  • @jaydem4862
    @jaydem4862 Рік тому +6

    “GAME OVER YEAAAH!” I’m happy someone else caught that off Sega Rally back in the day

  • @stevenaguilera9202
    @stevenaguilera9202 9 років тому +579

    "Alright, give him the stick- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK !"
    "Do you know my dad ?"
    "O0o0ooo0o0o0o0o0oOO0o0o0o0o0Oo0o0o"
    LMFAO

    • @amberlykd
      @amberlykd 9 років тому +2

      UHHHHHHHHHHHH. I say this daily at work.

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 9 років тому +1

      +Amber Nicole and what do your coworkers say ?

    • @bobsaget2762
      @bobsaget2762 9 років тому +2

      +Steven Aguilera who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    • @ambeaux4d
      @ambeaux4d 8 років тому +2

      +Steven Aguilera they laugh and join in with a Porkchop Sandwiches comment. I showed them the video, of course. How could anyone not think this is funny? :)

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 8 років тому +3

      Amber Nicole Luckily, they understand this humor; the coworkers I used to work with would have been dumbfounded lol

  • @kurtu5
    @kurtu5 8 років тому +162

    amaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh,
    a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark,
    so come
    fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
    sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus ride
    sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus rid
    fun time deh yah a time fi di bus ride

  • @ChrisCa1601
    @ChrisCa1601 8 років тому +151

    "Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 Рік тому +9

    I feel proud to know growing up in the 80’s as a huge GI Joe fan, having watched every episode and stupid PSA multiple times also watching these PSA remakes over the years, that I will always find these way funnier than anyone younger than me who didn’t. You had to be there to truly appreciate these.

  • @SoulNoodle
    @SoulNoodle 11 років тому +45

    My favorite is the Native American dude where you have no idea what he's saying, but you have to listen cause it sounds so important.

  • @Destort
    @Destort 8 років тому +170

    alrigh give him the sticDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

  • @santorashane
    @santorashane 6 років тому +125

    "Just dying to get my cigarettes" 😂

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t know why that one was so damn funny to me.

    • @realtalk7832
      @realtalk7832 2 роки тому +1

      That was the only line that made me even remotely crack a smile in this video and I don't even smoke.

    • @adannielsen2442
      @adannielsen2442 2 роки тому +6

      @@realtalk7832 you have a heart of concrete

  • @LuffyBlack
    @LuffyBlack 4 роки тому +51

    Such a wonder experience with the indian. That had me crying laughing

  • @RetroFan
    @RetroFan 8 років тому +233

    I remember when me and my friend watched all these years ago on Ebaums World.

    • @phyrr2
      @phyrr2 6 років тому +9

      Ebaums was the best. Back in the days of AlbinoBlackSheep and Threebrain.

    • @JH-dr4xo
      @JH-dr4xo 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 6 років тому +5

      same, dude. i miss those days, but at the same time... media has improved. it just needs a little nudge back into classic dubs and animations. that way, we will see the good ones quicker on the new improved platforms. i don't think UA-cam will make that nudge, though.

    • @orkz7258
      @orkz7258 6 років тому +5

      Course they won't they ban everything that isn't 100% made by its creators. Nudges won't help. Blame the big studios and producers I do, lost a lot of good music vids, comedy vids like this, reviews and mashups.

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 6 років тому +1

      Yess

  • @zzman305
    @zzman305 6 років тому +32

    One of the things I love about these videos today is the pure mystery that comes from watching them. These pre-date the creation of UA-cam, and we really don't know much about their creation besides that they were created by some graphics artist named "Eric Fenser" in early 2003 (possibly even earlier). They were originally passed around via VHS tapes and USB sticks in college dorms before eventually some found they're way on Ebaums world. Beyond that we don't know if they're all just gibberish, inside jokes for other people, or actually referencing something. "Eric Fenser" appears that it might actually be a stage-name or pseudonym, so the identity and creation of these videos is unknown. Its like some sort of ancient artifact of internet history. They just sort of.....exist....

    • @Rurne
      @Rurne Рік тому +2

      Nah man, he’s from the Chi and was a contributor to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job! He also did some spot work on Sealab 2021, but his pal Doug Lussenhop really was a guiding hand in getting him onto the Adult Swim circuit. This isn’t new information, but yeah, the early 2000’s definitely saw a reclusive explosion of oddball creativity that seemed like a fever dream (and/or a hallucinogenic wasteland).

  • @Gormelious
    @Gormelious 9 років тому +363

    I'M A COMPUTA

    • @glitchmaster2672
      @glitchmaster2672 9 років тому +30

      Help computer...

    • @BeerDad69
      @BeerDad69 8 років тому +39

      Stop all the downloadin

    • @Iguana-Power
      @Iguana-Power 8 років тому +24

      +BizarrePumpkin I don't know much about computers, other than- other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play em

    • @sebascc007
      @sebascc007 6 років тому +1

      Stop all the HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RedCount99
      @RedCount99 6 років тому

      Why is it when i started scrolling down the comments and saw this one this clip started

  • @smcgilli34
    @smcgilli34 4 роки тому +19

    Ten years later, and this is still freakin hilarious!

  • @DarkMoon1991
    @DarkMoon1991 8 років тому +74

    I saw the Jamican one before this collab was made but I cried with laughter at the burning house one at 2:12

  • @docsdomain
    @docsdomain 8 років тому +204

    "Look at all your different colored little hats." "Who wants a body massage?"

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 9 років тому +176

    holy cow im totally going so fast-AH FUCK!

  • @jennykhvan3270
    @jennykhvan3270 3 роки тому +3

    Today is January 14th, 2021. I turn 30 in 4 days. I first found these clips when i was 15 and let me tell you.. IM STILL LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I DID BACK THEN. I NEEDED THIS. THANK YOU OP.

  • @Tkostelak
    @Tkostelak 6 років тому +39

    Indisputably one of the best compilations ever put together.

  • @demoasim
    @demoasim 10 років тому +111

    The one with the boat is the best part.
    "Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"

  • @asadd2
    @asadd2 7 років тому +68

    8:06 "oh hey what´s up Mrs...Mr. Lufitty!"
    Priceless.

    • @upokesack2
      @upokesack2 4 роки тому +13

      Look at all your different coloured haaaaats

    • @random__itch
      @random__itch 3 роки тому +2

      Hey watch me ollie!

  • @captainangel1078
    @captainangel1078 5 років тому +110

    Your telling me these ARENT the original PSAs?

    • @captainangel1078
      @captainangel1078 3 роки тому +3

      @Hello Newman No, who would have thought....

  • @FryingPan1812
    @FryingPan1812 8 років тому +150

    10/10
    Would Porkchop Sandwich again.

  • @coconuthead1361
    @coconuthead1361 9 років тому +71

    "Hey man you know how everyone goes to sleep feeling pretty good thinking everythings okay and then they wake up the next day and they're on fire"

  • @tegustajazz
    @tegustajazz 15 років тому +48

    10 minutes of pure win. I remember seeing these dubs yearssss ago, revisiting them now is terrific. Porkchop sandwiches, get off my ice, motorcycle, all classics of internet humor.

  • @pikabluebear9941
    @pikabluebear9941 5 років тому +25

    7:50 Skateboarding sounds are ripped straight from Tony Hawk Underground 2!

    • @Chaos447
      @Chaos447 Місяць тому

      game wasnt out yet

  • @theblacksheep1000
    @theblacksheep1000 11 років тому +30

    If you grew up between '84-'92 you are laughing your ass off right now at these!

    • @what8450
      @what8450 2 роки тому +2

      i was born in '05 and this video tore me to shreds, i find it hilarious. i think it's funny for everyone but i do agree that 80's kids might have more of an attachment to it

  • @NexusSomnia
    @NexusSomnia 8 років тому +83

    The ending of the Help Computer one will be the death of me

    • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
      @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 4 роки тому

      My dad, sister, and I will still recite that one and the porkchop sandwiches one to this day.
      'Hey kid!'.....'Aaahhshdhdisirbtbtiwiiywyywjqbfb'.

  • @sortilegus
    @sortilegus 9 років тому +113

    Susie don't forget your sandwiches! That I made you! Sandwiches!

    • @Amenomihashira
      @Amenomihashira 9 років тому +35

      Look at all your different colored hats!

    • @klibs8
      @klibs8 6 років тому +1

      love the tattoo

  • @crxpirate
    @crxpirate Рік тому +6

    this classic must be preserved in the United States National Film Registry. MASTERPIECE

  • @sup2069
    @sup2069 10 років тому +16

    "Give'em the stick...DONT give'em the stick! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!"
    Tears of laughter have flown this hour.

  • @Will-Xaru
    @Will-Xaru 9 років тому +154

    Every time I get high I always have to watch this video for old times sake. Ah, so good. First time I watched this I almost died.

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 6 років тому +1

      I'm doing this right now😂😂😂😂

  • @LittleSkippySkitty
    @LittleSkippySkitty 9 років тому +38

    words cannot explain how much i worship this video

    • @dirkbastardrelief
      @dirkbastardrelief 3 роки тому

      Yeah there’s something special about them. The sense of humor is unique, which is weird, since all anyone does on the Internet is imitate…

  • @buddymeemo1
    @buddymeemo1 Рік тому +5

    Me and my brother used to watch this all the time and laugh so much. Still quote it every now and then. Still great 15 years later. Pork chop sandwiches!!!

  • @rockah12
    @rockah12 9 років тому +305

    Holy cow I'm totally going so fast- OH FUCK!

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 років тому +16

      Myreal Namehidden Give him the sti- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 8 років тому +14

      OOOooOOOOoooooOOOOoOOO

    • @uziraptor5122
      @uziraptor5122 8 років тому

      Oh my god I read this just as that part played what the hecking heck

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 8 років тому +1

      JoJo's Mild Travel i'm a wizarrrrrrd

    • @fernandoinouye8243
      @fernandoinouye8243 8 років тому +1

      +JoJo's Mild Travel same with me XD

  • @raycadbury
    @raycadbury 8 років тому +70

    "auriught giv em the stic-*DONT GIVE EM TEH STICK*" "do you know my dad" "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

  • @316whatupz
    @316whatupz 3 роки тому +2

    I am ashamed that I have not known about this gold quality content til now

  • @googleygareth
    @googleygareth 10 років тому +330

    Oh ah dont wanna dah...
    I just wanna ride ma mottah cye...
    ...cle.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 років тому +8

      Arlo Guthrie

    • @LibertyLou_
      @LibertyLou_ 6 років тому

      🇺🇸LMMFAO!

    • @carthag
      @carthag 6 років тому +5

      oh,wwhadont wanta pickle; i just wanna ride my moterciccle

    • @silenttvshka
      @silenttvshka 5 років тому

      @@carthag what the hell

  • @astrofox1155
    @astrofox1155 9 років тому +27

    1:45 - 3:01 makes me laugh every time. The thing that makes these videos so hilarious is watching the actual PSAs before then watching this.

  • @gattiyon
    @gattiyon 7 років тому +31

    " I dont wanna die - I just wanna ride my motorcy.....cle "

  • @bigspence6898
    @bigspence6898 Рік тому +6

    “You not cook-ing”….”ya dude”…. I’m dead 🫠

  • @satriaputrapratama4703
    @satriaputrapratama4703 8 років тому +73

    i don't understand how a paramilitary organization is best suited for delivering PSA

  • @99Cv
    @99Cv 11 років тому +11

    My friends and I were always quoting these through high school. Now as grown adults you'll randomly here these thrown in every so often lol. This stuff is golden!!

  • @FastHands1504
    @FastHands1504 8 років тому +116

    I expected more Body Massage comments.

  • @wma6019
    @wma6019 Рік тому +19

    Internet content was universally genuinely better before people made money off it.

    • @Chaos447
      @Chaos447 Місяць тому

      The GI Joe PSAs were a short film made specifically to make money from an indie comedy festival...

    • @wma6019
      @wma6019 Місяць тому

      @@Chaos447 ah I remember only seeing them on random internet pages in the late 90s or early 2000s. Most likely FunnyJunk

  • @anybody2501
    @anybody2501 8 років тому +77

    All the GI JOE's look like the Village People, like they're about to spontaneously do the YMCA out of nowhere. WTF

    • @countryboyred
      @countryboyred 4 роки тому +5

      The 80s were truly a glorious, cocaine fueled era.

  • @CorgiScarab
    @CorgiScarab 11 років тому +46

    Ohhhhh I don't wannntt a pickle.
    I just wanna ride my mooooooootorcicle.
    And I don't wanna die!
    I just wanna ride my motorcy.
    Cle.

    • @BrianTakle
      @BrianTakle 11 років тому +21

      Body massage!

    • @msmary11
      @msmary11 10 років тому +1

      Brian Takle body massage machine GO

  • @dasovietunion3370
    @dasovietunion3370 8 років тому +200

    5:57 why was he hiding in the pond with those kids?

    • @AKaudio
      @AKaudio 8 років тому +21

      the robot sounds get me!!!

    • @Marth8880
      @Marth8880 8 років тому +18

      Why are you not?

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 7 років тому +2

      Da Soviet Union well, you know.

    • @Layde_Nyx19
      @Layde_Nyx19 5 років тому +4

      When he came out of the water my first thought was “THOSE KIDS PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE POND FOR SKINNY DIPPING”

    • @RA-jm6qd
      @RA-jm6qd 5 років тому +1

      Because his name is Joe Biden, creepy uncle Joe knows no bounds.

  • @misterblank6158
    @misterblank6158 5 років тому +48

    [ultra gay voice] "Look at all your different colored hyats!"

  • @LordIncompetent
    @LordIncompetent 10 років тому +589

    Hey guys, ay'yknow what's funny these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good...
    And then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.

    • @brianajohnson1689
      @brianajohnson1689 10 років тому

      Best part

    • @illyrian44
      @illyrian44 10 років тому +13

      Briana Johnson I just wanna ride my motorcyle.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 9 років тому +4

      A truly profound statement appealing to Murphy's Law.

    • @Cakepants
      @Cakepants 9 років тому

      2:11 I couldn't stop laughing

    • @illyrian44
      @illyrian44 9 років тому +1

      CerealKiller Why, thank you.

  • @adamthesavior5616
    @adamthesavior5616 8 років тому +47

    detect it did you know goin and you tell me do things i done runnin

    • @MopeyN
      @MopeyN 5 років тому

      I always thought the R on the hat stands for retarded :(

  • @aqualitymagentachickenmask3298
    @aqualitymagentachickenmask3298 8 років тому +96

    I guess Freddy Mercury knows how to handle wild dogs.

    • @cadenmorris3680
      @cadenmorris3680 6 років тому +2

      Freddie was more of a cat person
      Look it up. 🐈🐈🐈

    • @spektral_yt
      @spektral_yt 6 років тому +1

      A quality magenta chicken mask he a computer, and a great pretender.

    • @JimmyBshaw
      @JimmyBshaw 4 роки тому +2

      @@cadenmorris3680 No

  • @bigzedry
    @bigzedry 4 роки тому +8

    Porkshop sandwich gets me everytime😂😂

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 10 років тому +84

    DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 9 років тому +22

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @sugarcubestore
    @sugarcubestore 9 років тому +26

    Pork chop sandwiches still making me laugh after 15 years

  • @SolsticeX47
    @SolsticeX47 8 років тому +82

    9:05 1...2......3 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 8 років тому +15

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..uuu....uuu... okay you won.

    • @SolsticeX47
      @SolsticeX47 8 років тому +17

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 8 років тому +7

      Body Massage Machine, GO!

    • @_hootjohnson
      @_hootjohnson 6 років тому +6

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @rturae
      @rturae 5 років тому +4

      @@_hootjohnson GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @kyleblankiv7589
    @kyleblankiv7589 2 роки тому +10

    14 years later Johnny's mom is still hanging out around dockside bars

  • @raptordave
    @raptordave 9 років тому +539

    PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 9 років тому +22

      Raptor Dave GET THE FUCK OUT!

    • @ItsThatRetro
      @ItsThatRetro 9 років тому +18

      Raptor Dave My god did that smell good

    • @how2drawfluttershy905
      @how2drawfluttershy905 9 років тому +26

      Raptor Dave Oh shit, get the fuck out of here! What are you doing? Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiots! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!

    • @Feshman117
      @Feshman117 9 років тому

      +Raptor Dave yo

    • @raptordave
      @raptordave 9 років тому +5

      Hey what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking comment!? And don't look at me while im fucking talking to you!