1.3 tons to Minmus and back - The Odyssey by Bill; Book 32+1/2 - KSP
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- Bill lowers the bar some more.
Launch mass: 1323 kg (Bill not included)
14 parts.
Thanks to Turbo Pumped for the inspiration - • 1.7 ton to Minmus and...
Starring Matt Lowne as himself
Graphics and utility mods used:
Ambient Light Adjustment
Environmental Visual Enhancements
Galileo's Sun Flares
Kerbal Engineer
Kopernicus
Precise Node
RCS Build Aid
Real Plume
Scatterer
Smoke Screen
Stock Visual Enhancements
Stock Visual Terrain
"Scherzo No 1 Chopin'"
(freemusicpublicdomain.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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"Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement - J.S. Bach"
(freemusicpublicdomain.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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"After 3 minutes of gentle orthopedic adjustment" I effin cried man. That was hysterical.
Seemed very... **Inhales** VERY HEALTHY!!!
Bro I'm at work. Can't be laughing this hard my boss will find out!
@J W ??
You just lied... on the internet...
HAHAHAHA I know right? :3
Next year: To Minmus and back with a fireworks rocket and a parachute.
Year after that: To Minmus and back with duct tape and dreams.
Next: without parachute
Landing on all five moons of Jool using an SSTO made of moldy bread and Bill’s fingernails
A Random Guy next year : with his jetpack
@@kingateauleroidesgateaux9810 we all know iys imp...OH YOU CAN!
After years of research, NASA will return astronauts to the moon by kicking them out of the spacescraft in orbit, allowing the astronauts to slide to a stop, saving feul.
a cartoon-like perfect landing
"Tuck and roll, grandma!"
"feul"
Fuel*
@@apoiadordelobos7887 fuel
He either isn't a native English speaker or made a misclick
"Did you do it?"
"Yes..."
"What did it cost?"
"... Everything. Jk no lol it only took 1.3 tons."
When you're on a tight budget
0x4A616B7562 D.I.Y how to make a interplanetary space rocket
I like to think that bill landed at KSC while everyone was asleep, and he just showed up next morning
Lol
"Hey, Bob!" "Hey, Bi-what the fuck?"
He did stay in orbit for a few days, but yeah
"Hey Boss, I think I'm being overworked. I'm seeing a hillucination of Bill in the corner"
"Jebediah, I can hear you, you know that right?"
"Boss, now it's speaking to me. I'm taking PTO"
Mr. Night Correction, he spent 267 days in orbit.
What I’ve learned:
-Kerbals are not affected by loneliness
-Unpowered radiators are overpowered
affected*
@@ijemand5672 mindreader
@@ijemand5672 bonbdck
*Loneliness 🤓
That flag is 💯 /💯
who could it be... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mysterios man
Yeah who was on that flag
Genius using the Juno as a RAPIER.
Are you the real Matt Lowne 😱😭😱
"After 3 minutes of gentle orthopedic adjustment, Bill came to a complete stop"
Bill:
*Disgruntled screaming*
Nah, he puked his helmet full with half-digested snacks.
Too bad nobody could hear him because space, also loneliness, also they couldn't afford the weight of a comm system
as opposed to content screaming?
I feel so proud when I get to the moon with my $10 Trillion rocket lander and then I see this.
F
I only need 10,000 I’m a pro but not too pro
5k funds? Ight time time to get to duna :Edit I remember my first mün land tho it was like the size of a eeloo lander and costed about 45 trillion dollars
@@Kerbist I have two rockets for the mun. One for scientific research and the other, for tourist contracts. Just one tourist pays for the rocket twice fold and I'm carrying 4 of them. It's very lucrative
My rocket for the mun was probably the simplest rocket possible, iirc there were only 4 stages, simplest capsule, simplest legs, went to the mun and back with the same capsule
An hour later: Turbo Pumped releases the .9 ton Minmus rocket.
45min later: Brad releases the 0.1 ton minmus rocket.
And then Bradly Whinstance will manage to fly to Minmus with just an EVA-pack...
A Random Guy an hour later: -5 kg rocket to eeloo
It has to be an SSTO powered by launch escape systems
1 day later, some guy releases the no rocket everywhere rocket
KSC: "That's it Bill! You're grounded until further notice! We have removed your access to the Liquid Fuel storage so as to prevent you from doing crazy things again! We are confident that even you can't do stupid things without Liquid Fuel."
Bill may use monoporpelent or solid fuel
They made a mistake...
*laughs in SF booster and EVE suit*
*laughs in grocery store batteries and ion engines*
@@avroarrow29 Laughing my docking ports off.
This guy is starting his minmus mission on a single juno engine. good lord, i have 700 hours in this game and i'm not even close to such engineering wisdom.
I pledge myself to your teachings master Whistance!
Next thing I know you and Turbo Pumped are gonna build negative mass SSTOs.
Bradley already did, went to the Mun and mined fuel, came back with more than he left with. Technically...
Violet716 true, after burning he had more fuel so in the end…
I think that would either break the game or crash the game if it were possible to build them.
...negative mass is like a balloon. so... BILL USES A HELIUM BALLOON TO GO TO -MINMUS- *EELOO* AND BACK
hazard-ish beat them to it with his tilt wing ssto
Wow that was ridiculous. You beat me, and with a big margin too! very well done!
I didnt know junos could go above 750 m/s, or that you can burn off engines again.
One question though, where is the air intake?
@Benjamin Joshua Beggs HAXXXX
@Benjamin Joshua Beggs Latest versions of the game doesn't show air intake in resources, at least it doesn't for me.
@Benjamin Joshua Beggs clipped i bet
Just tweaked my own design a little, and found out that yes you can go over 750 with a juno.
Amazing how far you can push things in KSP with a little tweaking.
@@turbopumped6490 The intake is mounted in reverse inside the Juno. (Hooray realism) The engine runs on @90% around 400-700 m/s due to this, but the lower drag pays off.
I love that the UA-camr arms race is back on
6:25 "but can your chair do this" meme
Yos
8 days to arrive, ≈250 to return window
How many years old is Bill
104
@@NobleVII Wait, did you actually figure that out?
@@randomgaming6436 no lol thats some random ass number
@@NobleVII This makes me wonder if I should make a video based solely on calculating Odyssey Bill's age.
@@randomgaming6436 i mean hey, whatever floats youre boat
The profound usage of wording by using exquisite writing technique, all well expressing comedic nature that make people smile is nothing short of perfection my friend. Bravo
I...just...wow. Good job. Also I commend Bill's patience. He really seems to be good at waiting...
Underrated
Bill had a very gentle and graceful landing.
Yep, into a big ball of ice cream
Is Minmus pistachio ice cream?
Yes
Bill must have felt silly planting a flag of a character from the game HSP.
No, it’s Sherlock Kerman
Honestly, HSP was a failure. I can’t seem to secure funding, and every time I direct the space program’s attention to “Mars,” the government tells me I have to go to the Mun analog, the “Moon.” I also can’t find Minmus and the moon that is supposed to be Laythe is just “Titan,” which is orange!
A Random Guy It’s much easier to use the SpaceX DLC then the NASA base game. I hate pay to play games like that
Spaceflight Simulator is better.
that's a real game, search it up.
@@JoMiMi_h sfs is a good game but ksp has a lot more everything
My thought process is that these just can't get lighter, but every time I am wrong.
This year: getting kerbals to minmus and back with farts
diogo magalhaes and burps
😦
😦😦😦😦😦😒
The funny thing is that you can nowadays just land a Kerbal without a heat shield at all, open their parachute once they're well subsonic, and have a cross-range capability of something like 200+ kilometers, although this requires the use of more EVA fuel to control the descent than bill has left.
MATT YOU MISCHIEVIOUS FLAG MAN
thank you for this video it put a big smile on my face
congratz for the baby
Everyone : MORE THRUSTERS MORE GAS MORE FUN.
This guy : 14 parts 1323 KG ship that goes longer than humanlife.
Lol was that Matt Lowne
I was just thinking exactly this.
I mean no offence to Matt Lowne, but I simply don't think he is good enough to pull this off Matt Lowne isn't as experienced in minimalist missions, I mean Bradley Whistance is the one who sent a manned ship to duna and back in less than 3 tons, and that speaks for itself
Besides Whistance and Turbo Pumped, the only guy who I think may be able to match this is Hazardish.
The question is how I could upload custom flags in KSP
There is a folder in the game files with all the flag images, you can drop your own there.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Kerman the Kerbal guy!
Kerman has too many syllables
@@jamesmnguyen say it fast enough and it sounds fine
@@aarong.4691 How bout 'Bill Mai' as a corruption of Kerman to man to mai.
@@jamesmnguyen yeah, really, how big is the Kerman family? And why are they all astronauts?
Oh, you got me wondering. 1.3 tons to send Bill and bring him home. But if you could take any number of kerbals, what would be the lowest weight-per-kerbal?
An interesting proposition.
SAW THE NOTIFICATION TITLE, DROPPED EVERYTHING (including my jaw) AND OPENED UA-cam
Where’s my jaw?
The captions have me CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:40
You should reboot The Odyssey by Bill in the Galileo Planet Pack Mod! Plenty of new destinations.
I have a question, can one use a Mk1 lander can's ability to infinitely replenish EVA propellant to save on a transfer stage? Like litterally just get out and push the lander can with the EVA pack to Minmus and back? It would make the weight left for the orbital stage only 0.34 tonnes due to the "massive" lander can.
Dunno but I think that would be considered as cheat.
He said in another comment that he's already orbiting less than .34 tons so it'd be useless
when a little box goes faster than the jet you spent a long time working on.
with an engine 3 times less effective than yours
Finaly a spacecraft my pc can handle
Okay, just clicked on a comment. Page reloaded. I hadn't finished the video yet, so I just clicked in a random spot in the progress bar. I got the exact spot that I left off at. I believe the term is "One of life's little victories."
Oh, also, when are you gonna get around to making a single stage to Jool's surface and back?
Accuracy Achieved!
Dont you mean juul?
With juul the juul and bill the sophomore together in bathroom time!
@DaRandomizer863 Yeahhhhhhh... Eh... No. I feel rather strongly about juuls, and underage smoking in general. I'd also rather not engage in a flame war here over it.
Here I am, seeing Bill use a jetpack to rendezvous with a flying space chair.
Meanwhile I’m out here struggling to orbit a 20 tonne rocket 😭
Can we talk about what a masterpiece that Chopin score is. wow
Amazing! How much lighter could these vehicles get?
Using this approach, probably 1.2 tons. If someone determines a new, superior approach....
@@BradleyWhistance Could it be possible to abuse a bug in order to use an insanely light ssto, weighing less than 1ton?
@@cate01a Sounds worth looking into.
Drive to Kerbin's highest elevation, and launch from there.
But Juno was designed for very low altitudes
I am struggling to land a probe at The Mun with a 3-stage rocket, in the same time that guy landed on a comet and got back to Kerbal with a bloody chair.
Jes’ use the stock mun rocket and use a fairing I’ve actually used this before
You should try flying through the mun arch during a flyby of the mun (hyperbolic trajectory)
Too easy?
Me: Stuggles to get into orbit
Bill: HOLD MY KEER
10:10
Every space mission in the USA has to end with a *splashdown* .
Meanwhile, I cant even land on the Mun without using a 7 Stage rocket... *IN SANDBOX.*
"Hey, the americans used hot staging as well now"
*Russian Polka music stops*
And theres me struggling to even get into space. 🤣
Incredible performance, great work! 👍
Meanwhile, the best thing I've managed is a 250m long sausage
"Stick around for the end of the music" Not only do you put classical music in your videos but you encourage your audience to enjoy the entire piece. 10/10 would fly again.
Turbo Pumped's record didn't stand long...
I saw stalin at school.
I saw stalin at school, he said, that if we are not communists there will be a school shooting
That was a goddamn roller coaster of emotions. The music set the mood perfectly. You've earned a subscriber my dude
WE NEED MOAR, MOAR STRUTS MOAR BOOSTERS
MOAR THRUST!!!
MOAR SPEED!!!
This little dude is a god tier pilot. He does need food or water and is boss enough to simply wait out the orbit of his planet in order to land. Absolute mad lad!
Challenge: Build an SSTO that is shorter than a Kerbal. Mass doesn’t matter. Can be as long/wide as you want, runway or launchpad works.
flex battle between turbo and brad
This is the ksp equivalent of a speed run
Really impressive! That parachute flight though the r&d building was great!
Amazing. Kind of weird you're getting a yellow MET with such a simple craft... maybe check the console for error messages?
whats an MET?
Kasyu mission elapsed time, referring to the date/time in the top left corner... IIRC if your game FPS is below the “physics limit” then it is yellow to show you that the game is simplifying the physics calculations to ensure you get a decent FPS. Or something like that. The graphics mods that add clouds are typically a culprit you can’t avoid, but sometime mods are buggy and throw off errors in the console.
That's probably like that cuz he is using timewarp (i think)
@@augustine22 Scatterer seems to result in this being a persistent thing.
This song was stuck in my head for some reason all day, and now I click on this video and there it is. Life is weird.
Wow. That is incredible
"Gentle orthopedic adjustment"
that deserves a like, for sure
How did you get the Juno engine’s exhaust to be visible like that?
Real Plume
Ah ok
@@BradleyWhistance or waterfall
The “Munar” assist was very smart of a name! Good job!
Weird flex, but ok
Rarely does a comment make me actually laugh... Thank you.
Looks NASA but OK
Silent movie vibes and music choices were on point!!!
Did you turn off heating?
I tried this and i blew up at 60 km.
Wow, love the music at the beginning
Nasas new plans to colonize moon (2020 visualized)
Finally another one of these vids! Been waiting for forever
At around 7:10 you were fine tuning a maneuver node, why didn't you just right click on kerbin periapsis so that it would stay on screen while you changed the time with the mod?
I cant believe how under rated this is! Best quality of ksp vids ever
Now I wonder... how light can something be to reach space?
not orbit, just space.
Going full Jeff Bezos right here
Photons do a pretty good job at reaching space.
@@SimpleAmadeus Yeah, but they come and go in waves...
564 kg. brad used this once to get to DUNA!!!HE IS TOO POWERFUL WE MUST STOP HIM!!!
*Gentle Orthopedic Adjustment*
Next Video : Sending 1 gram of rocket to minumus
One of the my favorite video on youtube. I regularly come and enjoy it. I must should. Lmao.
I literally every time do I hears the bach's violine duet, I am like, reminding this video, "ah, that famouse bill's odyssey".
I have no words to describe or comment this amazing performance. Bravo.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill seems just as happy as your average Jeb. Love the music choice!
It makes me so happy to see these flights with these kinds of crafts again
Career mode bois:
"Write that down! Write that down!"
People like this man really show how far human ingenuity can grow.
This guy can probably land on Moho before unlocking any tech tree nodes lol
At some point I feel like there might just be a competition between you, Turbo Pumped, and Hazard-ish to see who can do the best minimalist missions, and it WILL BE the best video on youtube
Turbo Pumped is the competition when it comes to minimalist missions. There may be other badass minimalist missions out there that I am not aware of. A guy called nefrums used to do some incredible stuff, but he never produced YT content.
I can’t quite place my finger on why, exactly, but this video is very appealing to me. I love the “lore” and the music, but the video as a whole is great.
YES! THANK YOU!
I love this style of yours.
Professional KSP player: See how i got to jool with this SSTO made from biscuits and duckt tape... ME: FUCK I forgot the chutes... and the antenna... probe forever alone in space...
Strothy2 😔
This is almost the same ssto ascent profile I use: low altitude up to 900m/s, then pull up 20° and go until your air engines flare out
Thank you for a nice video and for a great musical score
Well... UA-cam recommended I've watched it and I'm now even more intrigued
Bill is back! Thank you!
why is this so calming to watch :3
Damn right when I wanted to even compete you guys do this.
the acrobatic figure for the atterissage is wonderfull, i'm really impress continue it's really funny thank's
Fineally! My prayers has been answered!!! Thank you very much!
Terrific work, Kerbonaut!
that is literally lighter then some cars, holy fuck
the preperations that went into this is amazing
That was an excellent lithobraking maneuver at 5:50, I'm impressed.
That was extremely impressive! You used two things I've never seen used so far in miniaturization: Crashing a kerbal on the surface to save dV and using a small radiator as a heat shield to parachute the kerbal down. Also, sweet footage of the river at the end there! I love that spot. I wanna know what that little craft looks like! 1800m/s at sea level is really impressive.
Having only gotten to orbit, and not really intending to do much more, I have to say I admire your perseverance. Dedicate yourself to the real world tho man.
Anyway this is a work of art. It really is. Fantastic. Great music too
“Orthopedic adjustment” 💀