The giggly descent towards “Charles Dawkins” was hilarious and adorable. This is why your relationship works so well. You’re friends as well as partners
‘Stop using pain killers to help with cramps’ Has this person heard of endometriosis??? I have friends who’ve gone on the Pill just to deal with the pain. It is legitimately like a migraine in your stomach and we’re just supposed to drink tea about it??? I will never understand the ‘tough it out’ mentality i swear
Yeah, not to mention that endometriosis can cause uterine lining to grow *outside * the uterus which makes the pain even worse. By the time someone told me that level of pain and bleeding wasn’t normal my entire reproductive area felt like a pumice stone. Hooray for medical intervention and pharmaceuticals! Haven’t had a period in years and I’m so much happier!
Tim’s tinder profile: “Cleverness is heritable from the mother, therefore a smart vessel is a must” Well, at least he’s aware he’s not going to be contributing any intelligence 😂
not only do women naturally produce testosterone, the reason we get more emotional on our periods is because we produce *more* testosterone during that time
The testosterone one gets me. I’m trans, pre everything, and yet I have the T levels of an early teenage boy because of PCOS. Good sir, my beard would like a word with you.
All people have more or less testosterone and even some cis-women have more testosterone than some cis-men. It's ridiculous that people don't know even this little. All the luck and strength to your transition!♡
@@Struudeli Yes, I used to tell my ex I thought I had higher testosterone levels than him and he would get so mad... But fr, I'm AFAB and take no HRT, but I'm extremely strong for my size and sex, and I develop muscles easily when I eat enough to grow them. Same guy also tried to break into my house after I broke up with him, and I had to punch him in that face and break his nose to stop him. So, if he did have more testosterone than me, It didn't do him any good.
@@TheAwesomes2104 Oh gods, good that nothing worse happened! But yeah I feel that. I've wanted to have my hormone levels tested for a long time because I'm pretty sure something is "off". Doctors just basically refuse to help :/
I'm a cis-het woman with no problems in my reproductive area whatsoever and my chin and belly hairs would like to have a talk with this person... Edit: and I did have my hormones tested years ago and I do have a higher testosterone level than average... But the only thing it gives me is hairs lol Otherwise, nothing different than any other cis-het woman... I don't even have muscles 🤣
@@margaretnicol3423 hello, we don't interact with werewolf person. You will lose braincells and gain annoyance from reading their comments. Thank you😂😂😂 But seriously, its a troll don't feed them.
@@cycymaca internet trolls are like Moose. If you feed them, they will associate you with food and get more aggressive, when they don't receive it in future interactions with humans.
@@SomeOnlinePerson i think it's cause sailors used to be mostly straight men that missed their wives while at sea for months, so they'd affectionately call their boats "she" out of partial loneliness. Personally I think it's cute, but to each their own lol
With such an “average man” style name and the language, Tim might be an alien. He was sent to Earth on a mission to create hybrids. Luckily for the human race, his pursuit won’t go well.
As a someone whose period cramps are for most of the time non-existent and I'm not used to them at all as a result, let me tell you, when they are present, not even the strongest medication can be enough help. If someone told me during one of those episodes that I just have to learn to deal with the pain without any medication, I would castrate them and tell them to just deal with the pain. Not even joking rn.
Damn…Candace Owens makes me soooo uncomfortable! My grandmother nearly died trying to have babies… she was rushed to hospital and had an emergency hysterectomy. She was 24. It was the saddest thing that happened to her. She and my grandpa went on to foster 124 kids in 30 years and adopted my mum and my uncle! She couldn’t have children so she took in kids that other people didn’t want, couldn’t look after, or just needed help.
To the "the female body is incapable of producing [testosterone]" person... oh, honey. My man. My dude. My guy. You need testosterone in order to synthesize estrogen.
Because the kind of person who purveys this silliness is the kind of person who never ever gets to talk to women. Even if there are women in their families and workplaces. And isn't that pathetic.
I’ll have you know that me being an angry, bitter, maladaptive, shrieking sociopath with my therapist on speed dial has *nothing* to do with me not starting a family. 😤
A period hurts more than a broken arm and a hospitalizing crush injury (To me. I've had both). Next time that dude gets in a accident people should just hand him a cup of tea and tell him to carry on working.
I'm not defending the post, but the right herbal tea can help a lot for period cramps. For me at least, but I also know plenty of people have worse pain and then need painkillers.
Twisted (very badly) a knee and broken a foot: absolutely not comparable to my period pain! Still, my period cramps are getting better and if I can take the day for myself, drink some tea, have a warmer on my belly and just relax I can probably manage to go throu the day without painkillers. If I can't (so most of the time), I am going to need THE STRONGEST STUFF MY OBGYN CAN PRESCRIBE ME (for some reason I have no half measure)
Apparently, super painful periods are supposed to be cause to see a doctor because it implies there's something medically going on that probably can (and maybe really needs to be) corrected. But then so many doctors still won't take such claims seriously... (but it is improving, supposedly). I was lucky enough that the worst of my cramps faded with age. Used to have days where all I could do was lay down all day and try to nap through it, because no way was I able to focus on anything else. Now, between age and having multiple hormone-based treatments going on (for unrelated reasons), the pain is just an occasional annoyance and, much more rarely, briefly severe enough to interfere with my life. But again, I consider myself lucky; not going to claim it'd be just as "easy" for anyone else. I can also throw in that any of my period cramps that are enough for me to notice and identify are still worse (in my personal experience) than a fully dislocated jaw. And I guess the hole under my lower lip that came with it, considering I didn't notice the hole in the first place until I'd dotted blood spots all over my pillowcase. Then again... I was super out of it, since I was still recovering from the seizure that had caused those injuries.
@@SomeOnlinePerson yes I have seen a doctor. They said that I'm "too young to have real reproductive issues it must be in your head". I've experimented with birth controls for a few years till I found one that stops my periods entirely, so I no longer get them. Excruciating periods seem to run in the family so it probably is some sort of propper gyno issue but yeah NZ doctors suck.
God the man wanting a ‘vessel for their future child’ sounds like a goddamn lunatic It’s really sweet though to watch Shaba and Jamie reading these and just laughing and enjoying each other’s company though. It’s so wholesome!
Just a reminder Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day (If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)
@The Werewolf Of Scandinavia I'm way too tired to attempt to explain to you the idiocy of your statement. I'm just gonna assume your Cis and because of that I implore you to listen to the experiences of more than one trans person.
2:53-3:15 this reminds me of when the last of us 2 came out because it had two very muscular women in it and everyone had a temper tantrum that the two main woman characters in the game were "more muscular" than some of the men in the game lmao. There's also a trans boy and a wlw relationship in that game and all the transphobes, homophobes, and traditionalist were very upset 😭😭 The game takes place in a post-apocalypic world so honestly that might be what they're talking about but maybe it isn't lol
_the two main woman characters in the game were "more muscular" than some of the men in the game lmao. There's also a trans boy and a wlw relationship in that game_ Okay, I vaguely remember the transphobic/homophobic/basically bigoted-in-almost-every-way fuss around the game, but until I read your description just now, it didn't even really hit me before how batshit out of touch these assholes really are: We have at least that much "diversity" in my workplace, in the real fucking world. In a _government agency,_ in fact. In fucking *Florida.* Now granted, I'm speaking about an administrative group of approximately 40 people, so that's more than the total named characters in the game (I assume, I never even played it myself). But still, it kills me how these scared and "disrespected" bigots manage to not see the actual, living world all around them.
ok but the "just stop having periods" one is valid. i take birth control specifically to stop having my period, and i am a lot happier for it. anyway i love the energy shaaba brings to these videos! Edit: in retrospect this was a stupid comment to make. It struck me as funny at the time that the line "just stop having periods" was actually what i had to do in order to prevent the intolerable pain that they put me through. But i recognize that it's still a shitty thing to say to someone. I also recognize that simply taking birth control won't have the same effect for everyone as it did for me, or that for some people the side effects are unmanageable. I apologize for being insensitive about the subject. If it's better to delete my original comment, i'll do so, but for now i'll leave this here, bc i'd rather just take responsibility for my wrongness.
I've got a hunch that as a transman who still has a functioning uterus, overloading myself with pregnancy hormones is likely to provoke its own special dysphoria hell. It also has side effects that make it inappropriate for some people. As a suggestion, it's fine. As a demand, it's downright sexism tbh, whether internalized or externalized.
@@nivision you're right, and as a non binary person myself i feel a lot of dysphoria about the long term effects that it has had on my body. I'm certainly not saying everyone can or should use hormonal birth control to stop their periods. For me it was medically necessary, and at the time no one gave me any better options. I guess i just push back on the notion that periods are necessary just because one is born with a uterus. People should know their options.
Good for you, but I won't take the pill and risk my mental and physical health, just so I don't have to have periods. It can be an option, but I still cannot just "stop having my period".
@@schokoloko2092 that's fine, i never meant to insinuate that everyone had to do it. But to be fair there are other options besides birth control and i believe people should have access to them.
@@cravenlunatic1 yeah, Sterilisation or are there other ways? So, I don't thinks it's valid to say, that periods are a choice. You may can choose to not have them, but that's not the same.
So I had my own bad anatomy moment the other day I wiped and I thought I saw a drop of blood, and I started looking for tampons before I realized I had a hysterectomy 8 years ago. I'm pretty sure I was just too tired and there wasn't actually a drop of blood on it🤣
This is probably TMI, but sometimes when I'm tired I think I've started my period when it's actually just my finger I can see through the toilet paper 😆
I feel like when people talk about muscle, they forget about involuntary and smooth muscle...like...if people with estrogen-dependent bodies couldn't build muscle, I doubt they'd be alive? What about cardiac muscle tissue? Or the muscles of your digestive system? People are really so so so ignorant
Never trust a male gyno unless he's gay, tbh. I saw Jamie n shaaba react to someone who said "I wouldn't let my wife be induced before 3 cm (childbirth) because it would be too easy". Take it from a man, men are fucking awful.
I have met an older cis gay man who believed that women and (trans men who haven't taken t) don't grow body hair. He (invasively, inappropriately) asked if I was "taking shots" as part of my transition, specifically because I had armpit hair, and was genuinely astounded when I told him that's just.... what an adult female body looks like.
This video caught me off guard, was so weirdly hilarious and fast paced that I thought it was like four minutes long, it’s strange to me because you’re content is usually all slow and wholesome!!! I don’t know how to process this
That top you like is from Target. From what I understand Targets don't exist in England. It's essentially a massive one-stop shop where you can get Starbucks, groceries, home decor, electronics, clothing, makeup, your perscriptions and basically anything else you could want all at the same time. It's an especially American way to shop, I think.
By the end of this you two had me crying with laughter tears, i nearly wheezed up a lung i swear x.x the phone call and then the "hello womb?!" was my favourite part!
Maybe when Tim said a 'vessel' for his future offspring he actually meant a naval vessel. Like - just an entire warship for his children. That could work. Children love warships.
This is honestly one of my favorite videos I've seen of Jamie's, you can totally tell how much fun they're having. (And how in love they are, the cutest couple 💕)
If Tim wants a smart "vessel" to make him a baby, I think the closest he will get to that is a smart fridge or smart oven, because no smart woman would ever accept being referred to as a "vessel".
I hate it when people say I need to be having children. I am an epileptic and I will never be able to carry to term. I have excepted my role as the cool aunt and a stellar dog mom!
Y'all's videos together are always my favorite lol, so cute! I always end up laughing out loud, which I'm sure you know is hard to do through a screen! 🥰
I know quite a few people who had mothers that didn't want them... The mothers became crancy and angry when they followed "biology" and "nature". Some of us just don't want to have children and that's fine 😌
I've watched this video and some other bad women's anatomy video's with Shaaba in it too and you guys crack me up every time. You are hilarious and I love rewatching these video's!
That Tim calling women a vessel for their child sounds a lot more as if he was some demon who needs a mortal body to carry the soul of their ghost child. Wtf
"Women are people, not embryonic freezers" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear.
And a sentence we never thought anyone would need to say.
@@scathannagoodman3796 for real.
This has little to do with the original comment but I love your pfp, it looks like two gentle egg yolks having a cuddle
Brand new sentence
@@afoolishfopdoodle3284 thank you! They're orange and grapefruit plushies.
The giggly descent towards “Charles Dawkins” was hilarious and adorable. This is why your relationship works so well. You’re friends as well as partners
they are truly amazing
I'm still bursting lmao
C...AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
It’s like hanging out with friends.
"This is Shaaba. We're a couple."
A cute couple. A couple of dorks. A wholesome couple. All of the above.
they're so cute
I love how happy he sounds about that.
I was just gonna ask a couple of what?? Jokingly of course cause Jamie is big moods and his love and boosting of Shawna is so damn wholesome
I agree, but when people say "cute couple" it makes me cringe.
.... and more.
‘Stop using pain killers to help with cramps’
Has this person heard of endometriosis??? I have friends who’ve gone on the Pill just to deal with the pain. It is legitimately like a migraine in your stomach and we’re just supposed to drink tea about it??? I will never understand the ‘tough it out’ mentality i swear
Yeah, not to mention that endometriosis can cause uterine lining to grow *outside * the uterus which makes the pain even worse. By the time someone told me that level of pain and bleeding wasn’t normal my entire reproductive area felt like a pumice stone. Hooray for medical intervention and pharmaceuticals! Haven’t had a period in years and I’m so much happier!
"Get in touch with your womb."
Hey, down there, no worries. Sending pain meds your way. You'll feel better soon. Maybe.
*pokes my fupa
lmaooo "maybe." why did i find that funny
Reminds me of that post that said about women master baiting " that's the devil's doorbell and if you keep pressing it he'll answer" lmao
My uterus only communicates via *screaming*
Tim’s tinder profile: “Cleverness is heritable from the mother, therefore a smart vessel is a must”
Well, at least he’s aware he’s not going to be contributing any intelligence 😂
Unfortunately for Tim any smart vessel will steer well clear of him.
He also inadvertently called his mother an idiot 🤣
This comment needs more likes 🤣
@@durabelle This was my exact thought. Tim will still be looking at 96 if he stays committed to the education of his vessel.
Yes, that's what I thought!
"women cant grow muscle because they have no testosterone."
we have achieved idiocracy.
I kinda hate how muscles are considered masculine or manly
And yet, the organ we're most prized for, the starting place of all those babies we're *destined* to have, is a giant MUSCLE.
I personally am just a skin-covered noodle.
@@tinkeramma Also: hearts
Go watch the Sarah Z video on why you shouldn't say that
not only do women naturally produce testosterone, the reason we get more emotional on our periods is because we produce *more* testosterone during that time
The testosterone one gets me. I’m trans, pre everything, and yet I have the T levels of an early teenage boy because of PCOS. Good sir, my beard would like a word with you.
All people have more or less testosterone and even some cis-women have more testosterone than some cis-men. It's ridiculous that people don't know even this little.
All the luck and strength to your transition!♡
@@Struudeli Yes, I used to tell my ex I thought I had higher testosterone levels than him and he would get so mad... But fr, I'm AFAB and take no HRT, but I'm extremely strong for my size and sex, and I develop muscles easily when I eat enough to grow them.
Same guy also tried to break into my house after I broke up with him, and I had to punch him in that face and break his nose to stop him. So, if he did have more testosterone than me, It didn't do him any good.
@@TheAwesomes2104 Oh gods, good that nothing worse happened!
But yeah I feel that. I've wanted to have my hormone levels tested for a long time because I'm pretty sure something is "off". Doctors just basically refuse to help :/
i don't have pcos specifically but i have something going on, and on the one hand oof ouch period hurty, but on the other my beard is gender euphoria
I'm a cis-het woman with no problems in my reproductive area whatsoever and my chin and belly hairs would like to have a talk with this person...
Edit: and I did have my hormones tested years ago and I do have a higher testosterone level than average... But the only thing it gives me is hairs lol Otherwise, nothing different than any other cis-het woman... I don't even have muscles 🤣
I'm a mom and I'm still an angry, bitter, maladapted, shrieking sociopath with my therapist on speed dial.
I bet Candace Owens feels stupid now.
@@margaretnicol3423 hello, we don't interact with werewolf person. You will lose braincells and gain annoyance from reading their comments. Thank you😂😂😂
But seriously, its a troll don't feed them.
@@cycymaca At least it's a troll that fights other trolls like Dusty, but yeah, they're kinda terfy
@The Werewolf Of Scandinavia Skills
@@cycymaca internet trolls are like Moose. If you feed them, they will associate you with food and get more aggressive, when they don't receive it in future interactions with humans.
@@margaretnicol3423 Wereterf doesn't understand what irony is, either apparently.
As a woman, this is why these confidently wrong people get “no bitches”
Stanzi??
@@samg6940 heh, no sadly
The only time you should call a woman a vessel is if she is literally a ship.
The titanic
I, for one, would like it if ships would stop being universally women. Why is every freaking boat a "she?"
(Not coming at you, just a random rant.)
@@SomeOnlinePerson i think it's cause sailors used to be mostly straight men that missed their wives while at sea for months, so they'd affectionately call their boats "she" out of partial loneliness. Personally I think it's cute, but to each their own lol
So that is why all ships are female. Always wondered about that now I understand.
@@DogsandPennies That actually makes sense
With such an “average man” style name and the language, Tim might be an alien. He was sent to Earth on a mission to create hybrids. Luckily for the human race, his pursuit won’t go well.
@Sharee Mitchell what’s that?
As a someone whose period cramps are for most of the time non-existent and I'm not used to them at all as a result, let me tell you, when they are present, not even the strongest medication can be enough help. If someone told me during one of those episodes that I just have to learn to deal with the pain without any medication, I would castrate them and tell them to just deal with the pain. Not even joking rn.
Damn…Candace Owens makes me soooo uncomfortable! My grandmother nearly died trying to have babies… she was rushed to hospital and had an emergency hysterectomy. She was 24. It was the saddest thing that happened to her.
She and my grandpa went on to foster 124 kids in 30 years and adopted my mum and my uncle!
She couldn’t have children so she took in kids that other people didn’t want, couldn’t look after, or just needed help.
Your grandmother is awesome.
@@alex_blue5802 thank you! She totally was 🥰
This is badass!
To the "the female body is incapable of producing [testosterone]" person... oh, honey. My man. My dude. My guy. You need testosterone in order to synthesize estrogen.
:O that's a fact I didn't know
Funnily enough women are most like men (hormonally) during their periods.
Shaaba's hair looks very pretty and colorful!
YES!!
It does!! I LOVE it!!
It's soooo pretty!
7:03 "the sanctity of the scrotum" has to be one of the best lines Shaaba has ever said in one of Jamie's videos. XD
This is some Victorian-era "ladies getting the vapours" kind of nonsense.
How has this kind of crap not disappeared by now?!
That... is a mystery no one has yet solved. But I expect bad education to be a partial cause of such stupidity.
Because only two things are infinite, and one of them is human stupidity.
Because the kind of person who purveys this silliness is the kind of person who never ever gets to talk to women. Even if there are women in their families and workplaces. And isn't that pathetic.
@@firasjemil213 Last time I checked, you weren't supposed to treat depression with lobotomies.
They don't teach sex ed in a lot of schools and the parents aren't capable either, sad really.
I’ll have you know that me being an angry, bitter, maladaptive, shrieking sociopath with my therapist on speed dial has *nothing* to do with me not starting a family. 😤
Someones heard me after a day with the kids!
@@rosemarielee7775 My thought exactly! 😂
Shaaba's hair is absolutely AMAZING!
TRUE!!!
Its absolutely amazing!
I feel the need to clarify that you’re talking about her HAIR hair, and not the sanctity of her eyebrows
So Tim wants someone smart who is willing to just be a baby machine for him. Contradictory!
Intelligent women could be willing to use their bodies as baby factories. Surrogacy is a thing.
Still won't be choosing Tim for the baby daddy.
A period hurts more than a broken arm and a hospitalizing crush injury
(To me. I've had both).
Next time that dude gets in a accident people should just hand him a cup of tea and tell him to carry on working.
It was probably a woman who wrote that post, it stinks of Essential Oils Karen BS
I'm not defending the post, but the right herbal tea can help a lot for period cramps. For me at least, but I also know plenty of people have worse pain and then need painkillers.
Twisted (very badly) a knee and broken a foot: absolutely not comparable to my period pain!
Still, my period cramps are getting better and if I can take the day for myself, drink some tea, have a warmer on my belly and just relax I can probably manage to go throu the day without painkillers.
If I can't (so most of the time), I am going to need THE STRONGEST STUFF MY OBGYN CAN PRESCRIBE ME (for some reason I have no half measure)
Apparently, super painful periods are supposed to be cause to see a doctor because it implies there's something medically going on that probably can (and maybe really needs to be) corrected. But then so many doctors still won't take such claims seriously... (but it is improving, supposedly).
I was lucky enough that the worst of my cramps faded with age. Used to have days where all I could do was lay down all day and try to nap through it, because no way was I able to focus on anything else. Now, between age and having multiple hormone-based treatments going on (for unrelated reasons), the pain is just an occasional annoyance and, much more rarely, briefly severe enough to interfere with my life. But again, I consider myself lucky; not going to claim it'd be just as "easy" for anyone else.
I can also throw in that any of my period cramps that are enough for me to notice and identify are still worse (in my personal experience) than a fully dislocated jaw. And I guess the hole under my lower lip that came with it, considering I didn't notice the hole in the first place until I'd dotted blood spots all over my pillowcase. Then again... I was super out of it, since I was still recovering from the seizure that had caused those injuries.
@@SomeOnlinePerson yes I have seen a doctor. They said that I'm "too young to have real reproductive issues it must be in your head".
I've experimented with birth controls for a few years till I found one that stops my periods entirely, so I no longer get them.
Excruciating periods seem to run in the family so it probably is some sort of propper gyno issue but yeah NZ doctors suck.
Quote of the Day: “Women are people, Tim.”
"Not embryonic freezers!"
🤣🤣🤣 I fell out on the uterus phone call.
If there was a video feature, gyno visits would definitely suck less.😆😆😆 (I'm a bit sleep deprived.)
God the man wanting a ‘vessel for their future child’ sounds like a goddamn lunatic
It’s really sweet though to watch Shaba and Jamie reading these and just laughing and enjoying each other’s company though. It’s so wholesome!
You know, I think calling women "vessels" takes the objectification of women to a whole new level.
I thought the stage of using the word 'female' more than 'woman' was creepy.
I was only scratching the surface as it turns out.
Shaaba’s consistent laughter throughout the whole video made everything 10x funnier 😂
Just a reminder
Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day
Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day
People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day
Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day
Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day
(If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)
Nice
I was having quite a bad day today, you're comment made me smile. Thank you! 😊
@The Werewolf Of Scandinavia I'm way too tired to attempt to explain to you the idiocy of your statement. I'm just gonna assume your Cis and because of that I implore you to listen to the experiences of more than one trans person.
@The Werewolf Of Scandinavia it's quite possible for trans people to reach a point in their where they are no longer dysphoric.
Made my day
"The sanctity of the Scrotum" would be a great band name.
the only "vessel" I know of is the lead singer of sleep token. women are people!
them giggling over "charles dawkins" is the cutest thing i've seen all day. and hilarious lol
Funfact! women get armpit hair earlier than guys!
2:53-3:15 this reminds me of when the last of us 2 came out because it had two very muscular women in it and everyone had a temper tantrum that the two main woman characters in the game were "more muscular" than some of the men in the game lmao. There's also a trans boy and a wlw relationship in that game and all the transphobes, homophobes, and traditionalist were very upset 😭😭
The game takes place in a post-apocalypic world so honestly that might be what they're talking about but maybe it isn't lol
I also thought that this was likely a response to that.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to buy video games if they don't have a sure enough grip on reality.
_the two main woman characters in the game were "more muscular" than some of the men in the game lmao. There's also a trans boy and a wlw relationship in that game_
Okay, I vaguely remember the transphobic/homophobic/basically bigoted-in-almost-every-way fuss around the game, but until I read your description just now, it didn't even really hit me before how batshit out of touch these assholes really are:
We have at least that much "diversity" in my workplace, in the real fucking world. In a _government agency,_ in fact. In fucking *Florida.* Now granted, I'm speaking about an administrative group of approximately 40 people, so that's more than the total named characters in the game (I assume, I never even played it myself). But still, it kills me how these scared and "disrespected" bigots manage to not see the actual, living world all around them.
When it mentioned the post apocolypse i thought it had to be refering to last of us.
@@cmmosher8035I can't think of anything else that it would be referring to 🤔
The way you two lost it at "Charles Dawkins" was glorious to behold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok but the "just stop having periods" one is valid. i take birth control specifically to stop having my period, and i am a lot happier for it.
anyway i love the energy shaaba brings to these videos!
Edit: in retrospect this was a stupid comment to make. It struck me as funny at the time that the line "just stop having periods" was actually what i had to do in order to prevent the intolerable pain that they put me through. But i recognize that it's still a shitty thing to say to someone. I also recognize that simply taking birth control won't have the same effect for everyone as it did for me, or that for some people the side effects are unmanageable. I apologize for being insensitive about the subject. If it's better to delete my original comment, i'll do so, but for now i'll leave this here, bc i'd rather just take responsibility for my wrongness.
I've got a hunch that as a transman who still has a functioning uterus, overloading myself with pregnancy hormones is likely to provoke its own special dysphoria hell.
It also has side effects that make it inappropriate for some people.
As a suggestion, it's fine. As a demand, it's downright sexism tbh, whether internalized or externalized.
@@nivision you're right, and as a non binary person myself i feel a lot of dysphoria about the long term effects that it has had on my body. I'm certainly not saying everyone can or should use hormonal birth control to stop their periods. For me it was medically necessary, and at the time no one gave me any better options. I guess i just push back on the notion that periods are necessary just because one is born with a uterus. People should know their options.
Good for you, but I won't take the pill and risk my mental and physical health, just so I don't have to have periods.
It can be an option, but I still cannot just "stop having my period".
@@schokoloko2092 that's fine, i never meant to insinuate that everyone had to do it. But to be fair there are other options besides birth control and i believe people should have access to them.
@@cravenlunatic1 yeah, Sterilisation or are there other ways?
So, I don't thinks it's valid to say, that periods are a choice. You may can choose to not have them, but that's not the same.
So I had my own bad anatomy moment the other day
I wiped and I thought I saw a drop of blood, and I started looking for tampons before I realized I had a hysterectomy 8 years ago.
I'm pretty sure I was just too tired and there wasn't actually a drop of blood on it🤣
If you do see a drop of blood again please get it checked.
@@nat3007 I will for sure, im pretty sure I was just tired, it was a middle of the night pee🤣
This is probably TMI, but sometimes when I'm tired I think I've started my period when it's actually just my finger I can see through the toilet paper 😆
Same energy as the
Shit my friends are coming over and I forgot to put on a bra
Oh wait I removed my breasts
tiktok
I learned I am supposed to meditate over the pain I suffer at the end of the month while skinbagly flopping around hairlessly. Great.
I feel like when people talk about muscle, they forget about involuntary and smooth muscle...like...if people with estrogen-dependent bodies couldn't build muscle, I doubt they'd be alive? What about cardiac muscle tissue? Or the muscles of your digestive system? People are really so so so ignorant
9:21 if you put your thumb over it like a garden hose you can spray it and write your name on the wall
I don't even have a vagina
6:33 they were so proud of that dad joke and I love that😭
4:19 "…angry, bitter, maladjusted, shrieking sociopaths" like you, Candace? Because you're only describing yourself there, Miss Owens.
I once heard from my male gynecologist that woman shouldn't have hair below the neck and it is abnormal. I changed gynecologists immediately.
Never trust a male gyno unless he's gay, tbh. I saw Jamie n shaaba react to someone who said "I wouldn't let my wife be induced before 3 cm (childbirth) because it would be too easy". Take it from a man, men are fucking awful.
The whole women don’t have body hair thing is insane to me LIKE YOU HAVE TO HAVE ALOPECIA TO NOT GROW BODY HAIR
BODY HAIR IS NOT GENDERED 😭😭
I have met an older cis gay man who believed that women and (trans men who haven't taken t) don't grow body hair. He (invasively, inappropriately) asked if I was "taking shots" as part of my transition, specifically because I had armpit hair, and was genuinely astounded when I told him that's just.... what an adult female body looks like.
Well. A "smart vessel" would not choose Tim, by virtue of being "smart".
Ah yes, my good friend Charles Dawkins.
This video caught me off guard, was so weirdly hilarious and fast paced that I thought it was like four minutes long, it’s strange to me because you’re content is usually all slow and wholesome!!! I don’t know how to process this
That top you like is from Target. From what I understand Targets don't exist in England. It's essentially a massive one-stop shop where you can get Starbucks, groceries, home decor, electronics, clothing, makeup, your perscriptions and basically anything else you could want all at the same time. It's an especially American way to shop, I think.
Absolutely loopy, love the way you interact, present and just laugh!
We need more people like you two in the world :D
By the end of this you two had me crying with laughter tears, i nearly wheezed up a lung i swear x.x the phone call and then the "hello womb?!" was my favourite part!
I talk to my womb every time I menstate. My neighbors think I was raised by Truckers.
9:45- i wish -_- (ftm)
3:00 nah man that HAS to be satire lmao
Maybe when Tim said a 'vessel' for his future offspring he actually meant a naval vessel. Like - just an entire warship for his children. That could work. Children love warships.
i was wearing a skirt yesterday, i can confirm i neither have sanctitious vulva nor transparent lace underwear.
was really dysphoric and upset at 11 pm so I watched this and it made me smile, thank you and much love
I am now using the term "wombly needs"
Thank you for the most amazing term ever
All the happy childfree women: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is honestly one of my favorite videos I've seen of Jamie's, you can totally tell how much fun they're having. (And how in love they are, the cutest couple 💕)
"Sanctity of the Scrotum" sounds like a banger videogame i would definitely play.
I got to Charles Dawkins and needed a lie down because I was laughing too much.
If Tim wants a smart "vessel" to make him a baby, I think the closest he will get to that is a smart fridge or smart oven, because no smart woman would ever accept being referred to as a "vessel".
So many things to have on speed dial 😂💜 amazing video, thank you for sharing
“Women are not embryonic freezers, Tim!” 😂
You two are literal Gold . I cannot wait to check out her channel!! I love you both!!
I wish me and my uterus could talk to each other.
that would solve a lot a problems.
I hate it when people say I need to be having children. I am an epileptic and I will never be able to carry to term. I have excepted my role as the cool aunt and a stellar dog mom!
Y'all's videos together are always my favorite lol, so cute! I always end up laughing out loud, which I'm sure you know is hard to do through a screen! 🥰
That reaction to Charles Dawkins was the funniest thing I’ve seen this week
You two are heartbreakingly adorable.
Thank you so much for the giggles.
Sanctity of the Vulva is my new band name
You two are so wholesome! "Find a decent middle" is such an unobtainable goal and I can't wait to say it again and again lol
I love it when you two do videos together. You always find a way to have fun with things. Hope yall have a wonderful day!
Jamie, I love you! But Shabba laughing uncontrollably is fantastic!! I have tears I’m laughing so much at Shabba laughing lol!! xx
"All your wombly needs" is an amazing tagline for an OBGYN
Her laugh is so contagious 🤣
we’re so “emotional” all the time when we’re on that time because testosterone is the most prominent chemical so basically we act more like men🤷
Marketer: "In danger of becoming a sociopath and needing emergency therapy? Try PARENTHOOD!"
I love the way Jamie's wholesome energy and Shaaba's cool funny energy match
Jamie, you're wonderful and we love you but it is so wonderful to watch Shaaba push your buttons a little bit 💚
Candace Owens needs to meet my mother. Who pumped us out but was and continues to be seriously lacked in the nurture department.
Schroedinger's woman fighting biology: nurtures her pets (and the cat she stole from him)
"Charles Dawkins!" *wHEEZE*
I know quite a few people who had mothers that didn't want them... The mothers became crancy and angry when they followed "biology" and "nature". Some of us just don't want to have children and that's fine 😌
My goodness, the auto captions XD
“This is childbirth (sherbert) and welcome to my channel”
The regret I had taking a sip of tea as "the sanctity of the scrotum" was said. I think tea just came out of my nose.
Tim x embryonic fridge confirmed?
That last one looked like a Target.
"I'm always like at lest baby catus level"
Ahh, Shaaba, never change xD
I love the laugh attacks, makes everything 100× better. Love you guys, you just got me as a new follower! ❤️ Can't wait to see the other videos!
Is Tim one of those aliens that try to blend in with humanity?
I have heard a lot of them almost getting it right but failing pretty bad. XD
The muscles and Charles Dawkins had me actually cry laughing. I can't..
My laughter at "Charles Dawkins" became a high pitched squeak! You guys are hilarious!!!
Lollypops would solve a lot of problems!
Watching you two die of laughter is the best to go with my coffee today!
"Getting in touch with my womb" would probably entail screaming threateningly into the phone like Liam Neeson.
I've watched this video and some other bad women's anatomy video's with Shaaba in it too and you guys crack me up every time. You are hilarious and I love rewatching these video's!
If women are "vessels" or "embryonic fridges" men should be called "sperm guns" or something lol
But the only things they can shoot are their socks
@@ghjhhbjj3124 lol why socks
They'd probably take it as a compliment to be honest :/
@@faithpearlgenied-a5517 oof yeah😒
in russian there is a derogatory term “спермобак” (spermobak), which basically means “a sperm tank”
"Women are people Tim" is the new "They're lesbians Harold."
Oh my goodness!
Many lesbians have children.
@@michellebell9931 By adoption or by one of them being trans?
People are gay, Steven.
@@zvign7554 cisman without a space sounds like a superhero.
That Tim calling women a vessel for their child sounds a lot more as if he was some demon who needs a mortal body to carry the soul of their ghost child. Wtf
That seriously made it a lot easier to cope with this. Just picturing some satanic sorcerer going "I need a vessel... for my little demons..."
Come on dude, that's insulting for the demon
Its so sad to think that, humans being what they are, some woman will match with that man..... 🙄
That happened on Supernatural once..
Ok that's actually interesting
Unfortunately he's probably not a demon trying to start up a generation of super humans via date sites*