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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2020
  • Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod
    Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live
    00:01:50 -Peep n Pee
    00:04:10 -The mink and I
    00:07:15 -Hitting the candy bar
    00:09:30 -Iranian selfswab
    00:13:20 -Pure horse piles
    00:14:55 -Iranian dr vaccine talk
    00:17:15 -Bowl Winders and gay pleasures
    00:20:00 -Rap makes me sad !
    00:24:00 -Cock Hero III: Legends of Cock
    00:27:25 -Crouching Tiger: Homeless Fist
    00:36:00 -The homeless need to give martians whatfor
    00:37:50 -Matt the Rat?
    00:43:20 -Rogue truckers in the scene
    00:49:00 -The REAL Stoner Dads
    00:52:00 -Rude boiz
    00: 57:00 -Butt play baes
    01:01:30 -Lima Dumpkums
    01:03:20 -NEW SKETCH SHOW COMING OUT TOMORROW MAYBE
    01:04:40 -Stress Factory in New Jersey this weekend and watch out for Stoner Dads
    01:06:00 -Gay fibs

КОМЕНТАРІ • 354

  • @gunshow86de
    @gunshow86de 3 роки тому +424

    The t-shirt over the gamer chair because the fake leather makes you sweat extra is a classic fat gamer move. Respect.

  • @jordancsyracuse1241
    @jordancsyracuse1241 3 роки тому +303

    My wife and I were on a ghost tour of an old prison in Charleston, SC and at one point the tour guide turned off the lights and the group was completely silent. I ripped the loudest fart during the silence and tried to blame it on the ghosts after some bad reviews came in.

    • @zackjohnson4399
      @zackjohnson4399 3 роки тому +64

      “After some bad reviews came in” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @kylesage2046
      @kylesage2046 2 роки тому +8

      That one got me too! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 9 місяців тому

      Hahaaa nice!

    • @Eli_B3000
      @Eli_B3000 6 місяців тому +3

      I took that tour, hey those cells stink now, thanks a lot pal...

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 роки тому +352

    Matt is severely underrated as a comedian in my insignificant opinion.

    • @sgt-savagepritchett7729
      @sgt-savagepritchett7729 2 роки тому +8

      Nah... Not at all.. hes cringy actualy

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo 2 роки тому +81

      @@sgt-savagepritchett7729 begone faul daemon

    • @brennancrane6822
      @brennancrane6822 2 роки тому

      Matt is a severely Autistic perfectly rated comedian.

    • @sgt-savagepritchett7729
      @sgt-savagepritchett7729 2 роки тому

      @@LeFaisDoDo begone "foul demon". Spell better smart guy

    • @bonkerzisgood
      @bonkerzisgood Рік тому +26

      You’re not insignificant bro. You’re everything you could ever dream of being

  • @mopmanfloyd8308
    @mopmanfloyd8308 3 роки тому +133

    Damn is it encouraging as hell to know there are ppl who think and laugh about the same types of things as i do. Glad to have you dawgs!

    • @theodorefischer22
      @theodorefischer22 2 роки тому +38

      it's almost like having real friends

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 2 роки тому +4

      I often laugh at the idea of the Santa Barbara dawgs randomly meeting, the mix would for sure be surprising 🌅

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 10 місяців тому

      DONIMOS 🤙

  • @RoMaldinoh10
    @RoMaldinoh10 3 роки тому +130

    Gillis rocks the 5 year olds haircut

  • @chrispcream5905
    @chrispcream5905 3 роки тому +27

    I've been a truck driver for 15 years and you guys fucking kill me every time you talk about us. 🤣🤣😅

  • @treybrown3798
    @treybrown3798 3 роки тому +77

    The whistling on the quiet plain has been answered. The sacrifice worked. Dawgs unite

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 роки тому +5

      The sage, the magi, the warrior and the monk all listen when Shaman McCusky speaks…

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 2 роки тому +25

    13:48 Anytime Shane talks about droppin piles... my fuckin head hurts from laughing so hard

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 3 роки тому +19

    This is my 1st MSSP episode, and I have to say, Matt and Shane have amazing chemistry and are pros at riffing off eachother. Give them a show.

  • @DanCampbellKneecaps
    @DanCampbellKneecaps 3 роки тому +18

    I love the shoutout to Joseph carter the mink man

  • @rockinrandy4428
    @rockinrandy4428 2 роки тому +13

    I heard Matt's panflute on the midsummer nights breeze, the master shamans call. you goddamn beautiful dawgz are true patriots and beautiful souls

  • @tomosmansounds
    @tomosmansounds 3 роки тому +12

    It says something about my sense of humour that the funniest line for me was Shane's "farting is slightly uncouth" haha.

  • @austinmanuel500
    @austinmanuel500 4 місяці тому +2

    How does this have so little views and comments? I actually love it and feels like us dawgz still have some semi-hidden heaters. These low view classics are our Dead Sea Scrolls of mssp.

  • @nwr477
    @nwr477 3 роки тому +43

    Damn releasing a poddy right when LOS starts. Vice prez is wild

    • @Johnny1.0
      @Johnny1.0 3 роки тому +2

      And Rogies on Skeptic with Prez.

    • @xThePsychoNautx
      @xThePsychoNautx 3 роки тому +2

      He's the President now.

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 3 роки тому

      I always release a potty when LOS starts

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 3 роки тому +115

    Shane took the nose probe. He’s fully compromised.

    • @imavileone7360
      @imavileone7360 3 роки тому +1

      Heeeeyo

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 3 роки тому +6

      @@imavileone7360 my N

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 роки тому +3

      They gave me a deep nasal probe for my Covid test and said “sometimes people bleed from this.”

    • @renehernandez1153
      @renehernandez1153 3 місяці тому

      @@TonsMoreCowbelligga

  • @victoriah5397
    @victoriah5397 3 роки тому +42

    bless the lord for this daily cast.
    i like shane’s haircut

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 3 роки тому +1

      Perfect Big Body Tard

    • @cosmovedder1354
      @cosmovedder1354 3 роки тому

      HaHa read this right after I made my comment above

  • @awesomesauce1081
    @awesomesauce1081 3 роки тому +18

    The lululemon bit seriously had me tearing up! 😂😂😂

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 7 місяців тому +2

    0:58:00 Matt trying to get through a joke or story while giggling always gets me
    1:08:20 the Indiana Jones reference hits different after having just seen an Indy movie

  • @frankrizzo2949
    @frankrizzo2949 3 роки тому +75

    These kids are 10 out of 10 funny.
    Mcglosky & Grillis

    • @field369
      @field369 2 роки тому

      Matt sucks and drivels out Dude every damn sentence

    • @jeremewilson4690
      @jeremewilson4690 2 роки тому +1

      @@field369 don't be a gray fragget

    • @aaronwait4144
      @aaronwait4144 Рік тому

      It is what it is, cuz

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 3 роки тому +6

    Dude... girls logging out almost killed me 😂🤣😂

  • @johansanchez101
    @johansanchez101 3 роки тому +16

    Praise be.

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 3 роки тому +16

    i love the smoked ham in the middle of the table. makes me hungry

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 роки тому +2

      P sure that's a salt rock homie. You know Matt loves the minerals and crystals

    • @user-mz5mp2ft4x
      @user-mz5mp2ft4x 11 місяців тому +1

      You may need glasses homie

    • @cdr861532
      @cdr861532 3 місяці тому

      He’s so high he thinks a giant rock is a ham…….the munchies have taken over his eyes 😂😂😂

    • @socialxperiment3162
      @socialxperiment3162 27 днів тому

      @@biggrocc19found the dumb doper

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine 2 роки тому +13

    The log splitter bit at the end had me laughing like an insane person

  • @briana656
    @briana656 3 роки тому +24

    Is the salt lamp growing?

    • @coolerman_13
      @coolerman_13 3 роки тому +7

      The boys keeping up with watering it, surely it’s helping.

    • @oblivionrefugee
      @oblivionrefugee 3 роки тому +1

      With natty light and dip spit

  • @jonlamontagne
    @jonlamontagne 2 роки тому +18

    The "Truck Joke" is a trucker is taking a short cut through a neighborhood and ends up hitting a kid on his bike. He feels bad the kid is fine but his bike is ruined. He can't have a kid in the cab because that would look bad so he has him go into the trailer which is a shipment of bowling balls. A mile down the road the truck gets pulled over the cop asks for all the normal information all checks out so he asks to check the cargo. Driver says of course the cop opens the back immediately closes it and turns ghost white walks up to the cab throws all the paperwork at the driver and yells get the fuck out of here! After a few miles in the cruiser the partner of the officer that checked the trailer finally just asks what is wrong what did you see. Then he says the eggs line and one had already done hatched and stole a bike.

  • @cronilogicaly
    @cronilogicaly 3 роки тому +126

    Shane looks like the Michelin man who turned into a human after a wish

  • @coryhueske5245
    @coryhueske5245 Рік тому +2

    Shane talking about the mink man is amazing. Love joe😂

  • @Scrub_Jake
    @Scrub_Jake 2 роки тому +21

    I’m forever calling thongs “log-splitters” now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @getthepapersgetthepapers
    @getthepapersgetthepapers 3 роки тому +8

    Where we at time-wise?

  • @1990Co
    @1990Co Рік тому +3

    There’s a UA-cam channel of a dude that shoots rats with a co2 pellet gun and night vision scope. It’s badass man

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 3 роки тому +12

    lol, Matt lying about why he actually lies.

  • @NZand
    @NZand 3 роки тому +5

    The boyz put out a new cast AND Sammy Hyde finally puts out Jaihoo’s Trip to the future after 6 years of waiting. This is going to make my 12 hour over-night shift with only 4 hours of sleep almost worth it.

    • @tylerlemm9108
      @tylerlemm9108 3 роки тому

      Bro what do you mean 6 years of waiting? It’s on MDE’s youtube

    • @NZand
      @NZand 3 роки тому

      @@tylerlemm9108 The short story came out years ago as a live broadcast. I’ve been waiting for the illustrated novel version to come out

  • @sixburgh64ss
    @sixburgh64ss 3 роки тому +8

    You can't tell me that Shane starring in a Kenny Powers prequel wouldn't be so Shrek 1. Woo.

  • @gibbson90
    @gibbson90 3 роки тому +3

    Shane stole Dragula valor NEVER FORGET

  • @peytonpuplava4290
    @peytonpuplava4290 2 роки тому +1

    Being from NW Indiana Lake County Gary is a No Go Zone.

  • @joshuggah1
    @joshuggah1 3 роки тому +5

    Hot cast dropping on a Monday? How great is our god

  • @adventureswithjonny87
    @adventureswithjonny87 3 роки тому +11

    how great is our god

  • @jacksonzante5817
    @jacksonzante5817 Рік тому +1

    2k likes thats absurd this is the best pod on yt

  • @alexandersen1072
    @alexandersen1072 5 місяців тому +1

    I demolished a box of cinnamon toast crunch and had horse dumps for like 3 days last week

  • @420NotSure88
    @420NotSure88 10 місяців тому +1

    Wait, that wasn't you who kept playing Dragula at T.G.I Friday's?!

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 роки тому +6

    Nothing better than dropping turd mountains. The sense of pride "I made this" is about as good as what ladies feel post child birth

    • @flowerasteroid6241
      @flowerasteroid6241 9 місяців тому

      It's a shame to flush such a beautiful creation down the toilet but so is the way of life that nothing ever lasts

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 9 місяців тому

      @flowerasteroid6241 that's why I take pictures and post them on Facebook. Close family and friends need to know

  • @genericname2284
    @genericname2284 2 місяці тому

    Matt’s Mike Tyson impression sounds like John F. Kennedy

  • @MackSwanson-qr7xw
    @MackSwanson-qr7xw 5 місяців тому

    Thong as a log splitter was great Matt… thank you

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 11 місяців тому

    "Tech-knuckle" is one of my favorite McCuskerisms

  • @Bikewreck
    @Bikewreck 8 місяців тому +1

    1:02:10 Lema Dunkums is way funnier than it has any business being

  • @DanteRobinson-vy9eg
    @DanteRobinson-vy9eg 4 місяці тому +1

    i dont think ive ever laughed harder towards the end of a podcast

  • @andycapp9669
    @andycapp9669 3 роки тому +4

    I LOVE JOSHEPH CARTER the mink man bin all about it for years lol have you seen raptor his monitor ....crazy shit lol

  • @PontifexFrankimus
    @PontifexFrankimus Місяць тому

    Dropping piles is the best part 😂

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 10 місяців тому +1

    Matt’s Adam driver impression isn’t bad

  • @cerealmancerealman6340
    @cerealmancerealman6340 Рік тому +2

    The homeless guy who thought he was a ghost put me out😭😭

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 3 роки тому +4

    Those minks are badass! They stay murkin rats!

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 3 роки тому +10

    the salt rock lamp is sucking the fat out of Shane's body. change my mind.

  • @cullenshaver106
    @cullenshaver106 Рік тому

    One of the best episodes I’ve seen yet

  • @chandlermayes6980
    @chandlermayes6980 11 місяців тому +1

    So funny they watch the mink man

  • @B0BGN4RLY
    @B0BGN4RLY 3 роки тому +2

    As a Hoosier let me say an "Indiana Jury" is everybody's worst nightmare

  • @devinleonsmith
    @devinleonsmith 3 роки тому +5

    Barber: So what are we looking at today?.....Shane: Come mon, you know I want the far right cut.

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 3 роки тому +2

    Shane looking dapper

  • @josiahmartin5181
    @josiahmartin5181 3 роки тому +2

    Holy fuck, worlds collide. Long time mink watcher here, only dude I've ever seen grab a rat

  • @R.J.MacReady1982
    @R.J.MacReady1982 Рік тому +1

    Hell yeah when they laugh we mad

  • @rafaelvazquez7465
    @rafaelvazquez7465 2 роки тому +1

    Ticonderoga reference was very subtle

  • @trevorfranklin2859
    @trevorfranklin2859 3 роки тому +2

    Bowlwinder 😂😂😂😂

  • @jake423
    @jake423 3 роки тому +7

    not true bro i like drinking hot coffees during the summer and i get heat for it

    • @coolerman_13
      @coolerman_13 3 роки тому

      Yea dude, I get flak for coffee in the summer.

  • @steeliewheelies
    @steeliewheelies 11 місяців тому

    “It’s been uncorked dumps” lmao

  • @tscotts9699
    @tscotts9699 3 роки тому +5

    Fiber slaps

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 3 роки тому +1

    The Minks on the killing frenzy youtube channel is good entertainment

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 3 роки тому +1

    Bowlwinder.
    Classic.

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 Рік тому

    Legitimately crying at the hour marker. Don’t exit out too early😭😂

  • @daniellopez2239
    @daniellopez2239 3 роки тому +5

    Mikey from Recess really grew up.

  • @cowslayer2926
    @cowslayer2926 Рік тому

    The bowling ball joke is hilarious

  • @collindonahue25
    @collindonahue25 3 роки тому +3

    Shout out to Cash. Best Janitor at Elon

  • @migueldutson7784
    @migueldutson7784 Рік тому

    first minutes of this is gold

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 роки тому +2

    From 14:00 - 20:00 is some quality fucking banter 😂😂

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 3 роки тому +1

    Insane time accuracy there it was an hour to the second

  • @bughouseweirdo9595
    @bughouseweirdo9595 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the subtitles say lean mcdonalds when uncle gillards says leana dumns

  • @MCenna
    @MCenna 6 місяців тому

    Lmfao 😂 Billy world, anyone know if he's used the amplifier yet?

  • @reneramos3214
    @reneramos3214 3 роки тому +2

    I just discovered this podcast. Fucking love it !

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 роки тому +1

    Top tier ep for sure 😂

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 3 роки тому

    So dope I’m tucking back here to comment again

  • @meatfractals3380
    @meatfractals3380 3 роки тому +2

    He provides..

  • @zshawnz
    @zshawnz 3 роки тому +1

    Just found out I shouldn't be blowing my nose at the table.

  • @Copt774
    @Copt774 2 роки тому

    Thongs are log splitters hahah these guys are great

  • @homelesssamurai629
    @homelesssamurai629 3 роки тому +1

    Indiana jury would have been a great title

  • @BookerT69
    @BookerT69 3 роки тому

    Goddamn I’m bout to buy the patron young Booker T is back

  • @brackenz555
    @brackenz555 3 роки тому

    Looking like that Salt Life is catching up with O'Gillis!!

  • @gacysdad
    @gacysdad 3 роки тому

    love the mink guy ! lol

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 3 роки тому +2

    RIP Nascar and #3 Dale Earnhardt The Intimidator. The pretty much died same day in my eyes.

  • @bigbrossi2434
    @bigbrossi2434 Рік тому +1

    "You can do either or, it's super aggressive to pee and spy"

  • @putrescentcorpulence
    @putrescentcorpulence 3 роки тому

    levity machines! I luhhh you dawgz

  • @30YearOldBunta
    @30YearOldBunta Рік тому

    just spat milk out my nose at log cutter 😭

  • @trestres875
    @trestres875 3 роки тому +1

    i gave a pee-test full of handsoap and water once cuz I had to buy a day or two to retest.. They called back and said it was spoiled.. the soap looked like a bug gooey floater haha

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham7017 2 роки тому +1

    56:50-end - love the turd talk

  • @maxswp
    @maxswp 3 роки тому

    Matt they have the free test on Friday and Wednesday on 57 Lindbergh next to bartram village

  • @Hunter-yo2yy
    @Hunter-yo2yy 3 роки тому +5

    Fishers would be way more effective than minks at executing the homeless

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 5 місяців тому

    "Here's a gay pleasure that was making me laugh" -Shane Gillis

  • @lordgodmajanomikoto7169
    @lordgodmajanomikoto7169 3 роки тому +2

    Sup dawgz

  • @crunchycrails1436
    @crunchycrails1436 3 роки тому

    Bros did you see that potato gun looking thing he loaded a mink into!? Haha MinkHenry rulez

  • @migueldutson7784
    @migueldutson7784 Рік тому +1

    Update comment: hold up, you’re NOT allowed to blow your nose in restaurant napkins???

  • @nicklesage3551
    @nicklesage3551 3 роки тому

    I love the smallville references

  • @zay3788
    @zay3788 3 роки тому +1

    The mink man !

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +1

    What kind of underground sight shows you how many friends you have in the app.? A fake underground sight