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  • @thtswhtshesai6d9
    @thtswhtshesai6d9 8 місяців тому +46

    Shane getting to high and writing a death note to his family in bed crushing laffy taffy because going to the hospital was gay is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @whatintarnation4969
    @whatintarnation4969 2 роки тому +130

    no one has the same mind and synergy as these two. it’s amazing that they found each other and created this masterpiece

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 2 роки тому

      Who you think gave up the butthole first?

    • @AvonNabors
      @AvonNabors Рік тому +5

      Cosmic chemistry

  • @gjmarkjesse1324
    @gjmarkjesse1324 Рік тому +257

    Good to see AJ Soprano make an appearance on MSSP.

  • @davidjacquez965
    @davidjacquez965 4 роки тому +341

    Uncle Tommy gets a beer every half hour.

    • @Pacebeats
      @Pacebeats 4 роки тому +15

      a half hour is how long O'Connor takes to put

    • @cemetrygatecrasher
      @cemetrygatecrasher 4 роки тому +16

      *puts a lil play doh can of beer in front of you to reward you for this comment*

    • @mattdrummond3552
      @mattdrummond3552 4 роки тому +21

      that sketch was a masterpiece (this is coming from someone who didnt find Isis Toyota that funny)

    • @Vicegrips11
      @Vicegrips11 4 роки тому

      Just a big virgin surrounded by toyotas

    • @AltShiftRivers
      @AltShiftRivers 2 роки тому +12

      @@mattdrummond3552 that an O.L dude.
      ISIS Toyota is freaking hilarious.

  • @carlosallison8955
    @carlosallison8955 4 роки тому +390

    Shane hearing a dog whistle makes alot of sense.

  • @joshcusick3650
    @joshcusick3650 4 роки тому +374

    This kid is what would happen if Ben Shapiro took some shrooms and grew a sense of humor

    • @seanbuckley8696
      @seanbuckley8696 4 роки тому +18

      Hahaha I got that exact vibe! Mullen/Shapiro master child.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 роки тому +25

      Let's say, for the sake of argument, I'm a DAWG.

    • @bobstubesocks
      @bobstubesocks 2 роки тому +14

      @@paulfroelich1024 prove it with facts and logic, dawg.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 роки тому +11

      @@seanbuckley8696 "That's a lovely hat you're wearing, Mr. Shapiro..."

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo Рік тому

      Hahaha so Fn accurate

  • @marlinsmith9070
    @marlinsmith9070 4 роки тому +330

    This guy looks like Ben Shapiro's unsuccessful cousin, Glen Shapiro.

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 4 роки тому +85

    lol, Shane thought that harbor freight was an actual boat harbor where there were also knives to look at.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 роки тому +5

      Harbor Freight's pretty sick.

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 7 місяців тому

      @@paulfroelich1024
      Nice try ChiCom interloper

  • @lylechipperson3407
    @lylechipperson3407 4 роки тому +63

    Nick seems like an alright dude. Definitely not someone i'd let in my house but he's pretty funny.

  • @cemetrygatecrasher
    @cemetrygatecrasher 4 роки тому +55

    "You ever show up in scrubs? You can legally wear them there. You ever show up drenched? They can't stop you from going in if you're drenched."

    • @yurpndurpnslurpn
      @yurpndurpnslurpn 4 роки тому +1

      One of the funniest bits dude

    • @gibbson90
      @gibbson90 4 роки тому +2

      Only a matter of time before someone shows up DRENCHED at a live show

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 4 роки тому +112

    For some reason out of nowhere the suppressed 80s bully in me just woke up and was like "we do not like this kid right"? 2 mins later "ok ok he is cool Ill go back to sleep in your subconscious, carry on sir" 😆

  • @UncleDeadly1031
    @UncleDeadly1031 4 роки тому +105

    So glad to see that Jake Lloyd has put the car incidents, the schizophrenia, and stigma of The Phantom Menace behind him. Now THIS...is podcasting.

    • @familychiken
      @familychiken 2 роки тому +3

      This is Rob Iler not Jake Lloyd

    • @UncleDeadly1031
      @UncleDeadly1031 2 роки тому +24

      @@familychiken Are you just saying he’s not who I said he looked like and just naming another person he also looks like, but without any effort to present it in joke form like I did? I mean more power to ya. I guess it’s kind of like an Expansion Pack to my joke. The well-constructed Jake Lloyd reference that got 41 likes is like Starcraft and “No that’s Rob Iler” is like Brood War. People loved Brood War, dude. Nothin to shake a stick at. Grats.

    • @familychiken
      @familychiken 2 роки тому +3

      @@UncleDeadly1031 lmao bro you gotta let go of this stress it’s not worth it, wasn’t actually disagreeing just listing another person he looks like 😂

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 2 роки тому +13

      @@familychiken dude you’re Mario 2 and this guy is GTA 5 backdown.

    • @maxxxie7511
      @maxxxie7511 Рік тому +6

      ​@@familychiken dude. you're harshing the vibe. stop it. you've been owned on the web. get over it. you make me sick

  • @WhiskeyRitalin
    @WhiskeyRitalin 4 роки тому +96

    Been going through a rewatch for background entertainment and this is the kid from ep. 18. Shane really wanted to fight him in the streets.

    • @P_steez
      @P_steez Рік тому +19

      Thank you for the lore sir

    • @drewk7877
      @drewk7877 Рік тому +9

      Thanks, Dawg @whiskeyritalin . I just listened and Shane said what we’re all thinking. This guy gives horrible first impressions.

    • @blaketurner7989
      @blaketurner7989 Рік тому +3

      It has come full circle, and the young bull has chosen forgiveness

    • @markr8690
      @markr8690 7 місяців тому

      Nice piece of info dude. I listen to the o.t a lot so thanks for the interesting piece of the casts history

    • @TylerWinkler-g5x
      @TylerWinkler-g5x 2 місяці тому

      Could you link this episode for me fine sir?

  • @corymerle8738
    @corymerle8738 4 роки тому +14

    A harbor freight and food day with the woodman sounds pretty righteous, dudes rock.

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 4 роки тому +31

    Great episode, good connection between all 3. Get this dude back on again please Matt and Shane.

  • @SAFbikes
    @SAFbikes 4 роки тому +31

    Damn Laramie must be TIIIGHT he didn’t even bother to list the guests name or HIS podcast in the description

  • @stephaniewrye743
    @stephaniewrye743 4 роки тому +41

    One of the funniest episodes ever. Laughed so hard.

  • @borisbadenov9863
    @borisbadenov9863 4 роки тому +23

    When Shane hears a dogwhistle, he thinks of dog girl and starts drooling like a good boy.

    • @Henry-kv7zl
      @Henry-kv7zl 2 роки тому

      Dog girl and that tradgedy....

  • @ceeloz0029
    @ceeloz0029 Рік тому +6

    Sitting in my car for 2 hours waiting for my new phone screen when Matt says how bad it is waiting for 2 hours in between things. Jeez this guy's a SHAMAN.

    • @noname-my5hh
      @noname-my5hh Рік тому

      I’m sitting in my car waiting for a job interview, been sitting here for a little bit over an hour. He really is a shaman.

  • @beefyronin
    @beefyronin 3 роки тому +20

    Matt is almost Michael Scott with his missing sayings "separating the wheat from the shaft" sounds like the only Amish porn ever.

    • @JakeMelvin
      @JakeMelvin Рік тому

      More of a Ricky from Trailer Park Boys style in my eyes

    • @markjungman3954
      @markjungman3954 7 місяців тому

      You need to know that your joke did not go unappreciated. That Amish bit is a serious piece of work.

    • @ericachacon8337
      @ericachacon8337 3 місяці тому

      The hairiest porn in existence

    • @ollie-ev8zm
      @ollie-ev8zm 2 місяці тому

      the only one lmfao

  • @ajaj3196
    @ajaj3196 4 роки тому +22

    I smoked 120x Salvia and warped on to a rowboat during a battle in the Revolutionary War. Powdered wigs and bad teeth, foggy and extremely cold, it was very vivid and lasted at least 15 minutes. My friends said I fell down and went stiff and they were freaking out (maybe that's why I hallucinated I was at war lol).

    • @ryanmiller775
      @ryanmiller775 4 роки тому +5

      Salvia is a scary drug haha. I always called it "plastic world". To me everything looks 2 dimensional and I feel plastic. What ever is in front of me looks like it was designed to be there and I've seen it a thousand times before, looking so familiar. And always feels like I'm stuck there forever. Damn we use to put it under bong tokes and trick friends into smoking it

    • @thewind6047
      @thewind6047 2 роки тому

      @Pepe Meme facts bro lmao everybody basically agreed to not talk about how we all did it hahaha

    • @benm2784
      @benm2784 Рік тому +1

      I read this quick and thought you turned into a rowboat. Far out

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 11 місяців тому

      @@ryanmiller775her green plastic watering can

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 4 роки тому +18

    Damnnn man this guy really made me realize how above water I am, how upper middle class I am

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 2 роки тому +9

      Truly. I know this is a while ago so I hope you're doing even better. But I'm in a bad spot right now compared to the previous 10 years of my life and hearing this guy's story gives me a lot of hope. Fucking great and underrated episode

    • @bencousins7311
      @bencousins7311 2 роки тому +6

      @@ADPax10 hey big homie hoping things have turned around for you bro if not i hope they do!

  • @derrick_v
    @derrick_v 4 роки тому +45

    It's funny how defensive Shane gets with stories he's obviously wrong on and doesn't even remember because he was hammered.

    • @ShepardsLamb
      @ShepardsLamb 2 роки тому

      Brains can block shit out they don't want to remember so I wouldn't be surprised if he really doesn't remember and he feels like a dickhead lol

  • @SailorWook
    @SailorWook 4 роки тому +62

    Damn Ben Shapiro lookin sharp

  • @uhtreduhtredsson1721
    @uhtreduhtredsson1721 4 роки тому +24

    Great ep. Nik’s a funny dude. Started listening to coward hour after Krick’s last appearance on here. Really underrated podcast.

  • @justgarethsphone9663
    @justgarethsphone9663 3 роки тому +8

    Haha that clinical trial conversation got me cryingggg, i’ve been trying to psyche myself up for months to get into that game

  • @tonygibson5171
    @tonygibson5171 11 місяців тому +2

    Shane writing a goodbye note and eating a bag of laffy taffy before he dies had me dying.

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 4 роки тому +18

    This was a very high laughs-per-minute episode 👍

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 6 місяців тому +2

    lol drunk Shane definitely got mad about him saying he looked like Louie Anderson

  • @mozeeyyy
    @mozeeyyy Рік тому +1

    damn looking back this is honestly one of the funniest episodes to me

  • @R.J.MacReady1982
    @R.J.MacReady1982 10 місяців тому +1

    Shane's dad is a public shower enjoyer. Lmao wow. Shane knows what not to do in life 😂

  • @danielbravo2816
    @danielbravo2816 4 роки тому +2

    NEEEED THAT HOODIE MATT!! Got 2 shirts on order

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 4 роки тому +13

    Does shane think harbor freight is an actual harbor

  • @evergreenrider
    @evergreenrider 4 роки тому +5

    Dude my dad used to love the showers at the gym lolol

  • @justinroth2938
    @justinroth2938 4 роки тому +7

    The Great Battle of the Squareheads...hahaha!

  • @Nwidmann
    @Nwidmann 2 роки тому +12

    Matt and Shane must be protected at all costs

  • @gamerbat2221
    @gamerbat2221 4 роки тому +149

    Shane's hilarious but.. the older he gets the more he looks like a giant baby

  • @quinnimon
    @quinnimon 3 роки тому +6

    Matt saying in easy words what I think Tolkien was saying in the Silmarillion. That matter is the manifestation of sound is the same as a world of middle earth manifesting the voice of the songs that Eru Illuvattar sang into existence that brought forth the universe from which we enjoyed the awesome story of the lord of the rings.

  • @coh3877
    @coh3877 2 роки тому +2

    I need a Gilly and Keeves of Shane in hospital jail 😂

  • @pickledbananies
    @pickledbananies Рік тому +1

    DAWGS, if youre wondering - that sick ass Himalayan Salt Lamp in the middle of the command center IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT WALMART. This is not an ad. I hath seen with mine own ass - its on the isle with the silverware and microwaves.

  • @Jake-ur5gi
    @Jake-ur5gi 3 роки тому +9

    It's rare that you can look at someone through a screen and know they smell bad, but this guys one of them

  • @scottshoe842
    @scottshoe842 4 роки тому +8

    Gilly and Keeves is sic.

  • @johansanchez101
    @johansanchez101 4 роки тому +33

    Italeans black?

  • @mcoehlrich
    @mcoehlrich 4 роки тому +3

    Nice shirt Shane, hail Paimon! 👑

  • @sethgelnette5324
    @sethgelnette5324 3 місяці тому

    Okay this is so random but still idk why I love this pod this dude seems like someone you wouldn't like but made the pod interesting

  • @jacobmacdonald4713
    @jacobmacdonald4713 4 роки тому +13

    this had me laughin, God does Rule.
    god bleess

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому

      Thank him for his grand design of the world, he nailed it with the middle east and allowing abortions to be legal. Literally killin it

  • @victoriah5397
    @victoriah5397 4 роки тому +13

    How Great Is Our God?

  • @Sausagepatty996
    @Sausagepatty996 Рік тому

    You have no idea how much this improved my health

  • @jonald3
    @jonald3 3 роки тому +3

    Great episode Dawgs

  • @leifpearson9294
    @leifpearson9294 10 місяців тому +3

    Why does Shane gett soooooo butt hurt sometimes he’s like one of those spazz kids that would freak out if you ganged up on them

  • @skvllfvkk8601
    @skvllfvkk8601 4 роки тому +5

    John Mayer looks good for a homeless dude.

  • @dopeinfertility
    @dopeinfertility 2 роки тому +6

    34:22 Shane's pure glee when he saw the electric moment of recognition between kindred spirits!!! I watched it a few times. Hahahaha. Thing is though shaman to shaman ain't no good for prolonged periods like magnets.

  • @biggiesmalls7939
    @biggiesmalls7939 2 роки тому +1

    26:20 hearing someone say they had a spinal tap go wrong and leak was weird. I've never met someone else that had that experience. I had that done a while ago and ffs the fluid leaking hurt SO bad when I wouldn't lay down. Like the most intense migraine you could imagine.

  • @MrMustacrackish
    @MrMustacrackish 3 роки тому +2

    What a great episode.

  • @joeylo6331
    @joeylo6331 4 роки тому +7

    My man definitely likes the shnoots he touched his nose like 47 times in the first 10 mins

  • @alexlynch1674
    @alexlynch1674 Рік тому +1

    This great pod one the better ones they had

  • @PROquickscope360
    @PROquickscope360 4 роки тому +1

    I’m watching this is a stoke my living room fireplace

  • @Patrick_Bateman____
    @Patrick_Bateman____ 2 роки тому +1

    34:00
    I used to do exactly that. Say the conjuring on molly and acid. It’s called a magic carpet ride and it was awesome.

  • @cheddacam5559
    @cheddacam5559 3 місяці тому

    this episode is hilarious 😂

  • @josht5568
    @josht5568 4 роки тому +2

    Yo matt or shane, first one to hit me up gets to keep their spot on the show I'm over here manifesting this pod now

  • @Joedirtsoilwork970
    @Joedirtsoilwork970 4 роки тому +5

    kid has cool little brother energy, keep up the sauce boys

  • @Pacebeats
    @Pacebeats 4 роки тому +2

    woodman coached him well. good cast

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 3 роки тому +2

    Part of the bull podcast comedy style is to interrupt someone's story right as they start and say his version first. He always says sorry to interrupt then intercepts the mic! Every ep, without fail. Gotta love SG. MM perfect fit. BTW that guests do is weird af!!

  • @CrackinJacks138
    @CrackinJacks138 4 роки тому +10

    He sounds like one of those fruity fellas phil doesn't like

  • @localwaterchamp7712
    @localwaterchamp7712 2 роки тому +4

    Yeah but if you let Shane dictate the activities you end up on some battlefield somewhere

  • @trevorholton6656
    @trevorholton6656 4 роки тому +5

    JESUS! How many times does this kid wipe his nose... YIKES!

    • @drugaddictwithknowledge9603
      @drugaddictwithknowledge9603 4 роки тому +1

      Opiates make the nose itch but also Shane said he is loving coke recently so that could’ve gone down

    • @waynewalters426
      @waynewalters426 Рік тому +1

      ​@@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 Dude with all the sniffles at every chortle, yes I can guarantee the kid is coked up

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 3 роки тому +5

    1. Gone Home is a uniquely awful game. Blew my mind that people liked it.
    2. I've written SO MANY death notes. Not sui notes but just heartfelt, sad goodbyes as I'm positive I'm dying lmao.
    I had a truck repo'd years back and it was chock full of notes I'd write while panicking-out on lunch breaks or random times. Like BAD where I was positive I was dying. The drugs didn't help but whatever.
    Anyway, the fn repo man came back later that day to ask of I was ok lmfao. Chill dude. I wasn't mad at him as I did keep buying oxy instead of pay my car note. That's on me but I just imagine these people finding a pile of scrawling from an absolute fn psychopath lmaoooo

  • @shelsd64
    @shelsd64 7 місяців тому +1

    Why the fuck did I develop the worst case of sciatica after my first acid trip I mean to this day it still fucks with me

  • @BTyMob22
    @BTyMob22 3 місяці тому

    This episode should’ve been labeled shittin’ on barn dog 😂

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 Рік тому +1

    Shane was so confused bout dude being homeless wit good parents cuz Shane lived his parents when he was 30 lol he’s like wtf why didn’t I just move back in with them.

  • @Werferharfer
    @Werferharfer 10 місяців тому +1

    57:22 true

  • @Thugshaker_thequaker
    @Thugshaker_thequaker 3 місяці тому

    Making me want to “find a few grand” all of a sudden. New golf clubs…pallet of beer… motorcycle…John boat… shiiii

  • @KatzenjammerKid61
    @KatzenjammerKid61 4 роки тому

    'Standby Me' will never be the same.

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 2 місяці тому

    *13:01* was this the brief time he talked about Jenn Tisdale? Because he never went into detail and if there's another time stamp let us know. Nik Oldershaw.

  • @jarrettmoore6458
    @jarrettmoore6458 4 роки тому +5

    Where are they now: Aj soprano

  • @danielbravo2816
    @danielbravo2816 4 роки тому +1

    Solid ep boys

  • @johnmckinley9949
    @johnmckinley9949 4 роки тому +4

    Wood rules

  • @Justinhomii
    @Justinhomii 5 місяців тому

    Shane’s girl impression is gold

  • @whenwasthat
    @whenwasthat Рік тому

    What a groundbreaking show, possibly the first American I've seen that has said "you sold it" when then claimed to donate.

  • @PeaceFromStrength
    @PeaceFromStrength Рік тому

    57:00 he's right, I didn't think I would like him at first but I got past the first couple minutes and I do like him now

  • @eliwalls696
    @eliwalls696 4 роки тому +9

    our god? he's shrek 1

  • @anthonylambert404
    @anthonylambert404 4 роки тому +4

    Shane. Alabama needs you back bud. Come back to Huntsville. Bring the other guy too 🤣 - seriously though appreciate the pod. It's been a lifesaver through this PANDY.

  • @spetruzify
    @spetruzify 4 роки тому +2

    where we at on this timewise

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 4 роки тому +1

    Hey there big brains,if you want to put a hyperlink to a website, like your merch store, don't put @ in front of it or forget the www part.The More You Know.....

  • @adip1109
    @adip1109 Рік тому

    Shane confirmed as a DAWG. Hears dog whistles.

  • @reaganwitten2272
    @reaganwitten2272 9 місяців тому

    “We have a room for that” LMAOOO

  • @mattdrummond3552
    @mattdrummond3552 4 роки тому +6

    I liked the guest

  • @donflo3
    @donflo3 Рік тому

    Does Barn Dog make a guest appearance on MSSP at some point? He sounds like he would be a top level guest.

    • @Criider
      @Criider 11 місяців тому

      Ep 317. He’s a weirdo bro 😂

  • @mathewpickels2745
    @mathewpickels2745 4 роки тому

    Bro you have no idea how excited I was when I heard the black Hulk Hogan reference. I see this dude all the fucking time

  • @slimmpickens67
    @slimmpickens67 4 роки тому +4

    Yes!

  • @ktdude1886
    @ktdude1886 4 роки тому +11

    Get Dave Smith on here and steal him

    • @thatsjohnnyt6480
      @thatsjohnnyt6480 2 роки тому

      Poach Dave smith from LOS so Matt can have more sophisticated political batter ups? Actually yeah. Sure.

  • @b.samarripa1833
    @b.samarripa1833 3 роки тому

    Dawgs got that💧

  • @johansanchez101
    @johansanchez101 4 роки тому +2

    Praise be.

  • @chrismathewsjr
    @chrismathewsjr 4 роки тому

    where we at on this one time wise?

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 4 роки тому +1

    BEST HAIRDO - matt or shane?

  • @justinsmith4562
    @justinsmith4562 Рік тому +3

    Id never let some dude order for me

  • @PhilSNight
    @PhilSNight 2 роки тому +1

    Dude looks like AJ from Sopranos

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 2 місяці тому

    *1:03:07* failed trumpet sound effect.

  • @Hunter-yo2yy
    @Hunter-yo2yy 4 роки тому +4

    How great is our God

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому

      Hes literally deaf eared garbage, since you asked. Unless you mean Shane, then yeah hes cool

  • @tonyhorton152
    @tonyhorton152 3 роки тому

    Go to any goodwill there will be 5 ice cream makers there,add distillate mix boom weed ice cream!