I was smoking a joint when Shane was telling the story about the guy failing down the stairs and dying and i laughed so hard i swallowed a bit of smoke and threw up
If they don't have Shane as Hank in the live action KOTH they have done an injustice. I heard Tom Hanks is supposed to be Hank Hill. Is any of this true ?
@@adamgardener8624in 1994, Tom Hanks filmed himself pretending to be mentally handicapped and sent it in to the academy awards. It won him an Oscar. Tom Hanks is an asshole.
it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat isn't it... I used to respect Papa Phil but it looks like he raised some WILD daughters... 3 of em
Anyone else notice 100 from the archives @ radio dogs are missing, 61-79 for sure, it’s where I was at in the oldies. Seems like a plot to destroy the world, I’m gonna buy another 8 ball and will update you with my lunatic results 🤣
ive seen/heard probably hundreds of episodes of episodes by now and it still cracks me up how Matt makes up funny terms for everything. "scrappy dudes" is so funny :p
Check out the patreon dude! Super cheap and so worth it. Its like 1 or 2 dollars a month. They have tons of bonus episodes and a shitload of the old episodes that are wild. So worth doggie
Matt and Shane talking about the 7 day no fap with the busty natural in the next room over had me literally crying laughing. Goddamn I love this podcast.
Shane’s reaction to the white woman blowing the black guy in Malcolm X, really shows his love for the world and the people that inhabit it and how they overcome their oppressors in an , if say historical way
Buddy... When Shane mentioned the movie, "Green Street Hooligans" my jaw dropped... I completely forgot about that gem of a movie.. the original is highly recommended folks! 👍
I went to school with a kid who's dad was a bouncer that killed a guy on accident. He quincidently enough trained people in mma( he's a local legend). He served almost 10 years in prison for it.
When Matt started talking about puking in the toilet it triggered my irritable bowel syndrome and I had to shit in a bucket in my work truck. Thanks matt
At least these two won't stab each other in the back... then fake a farewell episode to make everyone not hate one individual who is going to fizzle out in lala land ?
Dear God please let Matt, Shane, mom and me live forever thank you amen
😂😂. This burst me
amen brother
Amen brother
Amen brother
Hallelujah
God damn it, this is the greatest podcast of all time.
Long live Matt and Shane!!!!!!!!!
it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat
2 years on and yeah, I still have to agree. Definitely the best podcast out there. Rivaled only by the JRE.
@@rallywagon261and cumtown... rip
“Are you transitioning? How could this be? You got SICK from meats?”😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 years into the future and Matt is explaining his T-porn issue on Joe Rogen's podcast..
Dude 😂
Omg the original t porn confession had me DYING one of the funniest episodes to date. Shane was CRYING!
Which episode? @@Jamezeys
@@Harmander69 old test.. episode 27- Q+ on radio dawgz
This aged like fine wine
I was smoking a joint when Shane was telling the story about the guy failing down the stairs and dying and i laughed so hard i swallowed a bit of smoke and threw up
Yesssssssss
That is what success tastes like bro
Well Toadfish... That was the day you became a full-fledge-gender-neutral-individual.
But also, mj burps can cause exceptional highness. Be careful. 😉
King vibes
Did you swallow
Goddammit what a dawg 🫡
Was drunk and eating white queso when Matt said “snatch drizzle”. Snack time over.
Im so straight i even love it when its drizzling, (im also homophobic)
@@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 same 🥰
What are you, gay?
1:22 1:23 1:23 1:24 1:25
I would have slurped that queso so sensually you dont even know
Have watched most casts over the last year, this is a golden undiscovered on right now for me boys
Bro, this message is coming to you from the future, dawg. Samsiiiies! Sorry dawg, that was so gay girl dawg brain of me. Can we still be dawgs?
Bring in the Grool King. Need a sensual Gerbiez ep.
neeeeed gerbz
The Grool King may be the best monicker of all time, DAWGz rule
@@crazyshot97 z,,
Teenis talk is my favorite, most relatable, hilarious talk.
Oh! I'm the only one!?
Not relatable at all for me. Gay!
@@Atrain122112 🤣🤣🤣
I consider myself penis gang, but certain situations I can definitely hop in with you teenis fellas
Blessings be on your Teenis
Shout out to the dank shaman and the bull himself for bringing light in these dark times
Shane sizing up his soda and going “yea right” killed me
If Shane wore glasses, white tee tucked into blue jeans he's hank hill, head shape and everything
Shank Hillis
If they don't have Shane as Hank in the live action KOTH they have done an injustice.
I heard Tom Hanks is supposed to be Hank Hill.
Is any of this true ?
@@adamgardener8624no, none of what you said is true
@@adamgardener8624in 1994, Tom Hanks filmed himself pretending to be mentally handicapped and sent it in to the academy awards. It won him an Oscar. Tom Hanks is an asshole.
Wow here we are again. Guys being dudes
Guys wearing lulus
Dudes rule
@@toonstierney1170 guys bangin dudes
Dudes being guys sounds better...
@@codydillard8918 Damnit Cody, that was a real guy thing to say dude.
“Snatch drizzle” was one the grossest things I’ve heard 😂😂
The cast saved my life
Revisiting the Dawgs for further learning and understanding
this is the best damn podcast ever holy shit shane and matt thankyou for existing
lmaoo watching LeMaire physically throw away his initial response to shanes question is killing me. 57:13
He was about to beat off right then and there and had to toss it to the wayside
Shane's face
Nathan and Mimzy back at it. Hell yea..
SHUT UP MIMZYYYYYYYYY
57:20 the look Shane gives Matt is so funny
Been a fan for a while now, since Shane's SNL thing, but only recently found this podcast, and my god what a gem this is. ❤
If I EVER got in a heated discussion with Shane, I’d definitely hit him with “well Atleast I don’t use Lululemons on a Pelaton” 😂😂😂
it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat isn't it... I used to respect Papa Phil but it looks like he raised some WILD daughters... 3 of em
Anyone else notice 100 from the archives @ radio dogs are missing, 61-79 for sure, it’s where I was at in the oldies. Seems like a plot to destroy the world, I’m gonna buy another 8 ball and will update you with my lunatic results 🤣
What do you pay if you don't mind me asking mate?
@@KingDomsKingdom85 alright fbi
Well thanks for keeping the stereotype of cokeheads being paranoid as hell alive and well my dude!
@@chadgrov 🤷🏽♂️ if I didn’t I’d just be a weirdo with too much energy, overly interested with something else 🤣
ive seen/heard probably hundreds of episodes of episodes by now and it still cracks me up how Matt makes up funny terms for everything.
"scrappy dudes" is so funny :p
10 stripes and 28 stars? What'r we doin' here boys? We need unity. MERICA!!!
Matt always is dropping lowkey entry level redpills i love it
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You ain't lying about that Manute Bol pic Jesus Christ
Blackfish
@@Tkeane8 was going to comment something but you won.
Sorry,
Hope she sees this.
I saw Manute Bol play live & he was heaving up 3pt shots & bricking every one! It was glorious!
The supply and demand is still there. The nutsack factory got me 😆
God I love Shane. Got in a rank fight with my girl today/damn near everyday, and hearing him talk about how he deals with women really makes me laugh.
You guys break up?
Dawgs n cats. A tale as old as time dawg.
Just started listening this week. Insanely hooked. Shane is the man. Crackle crackle
Check out the patreon dude! Super cheap and so worth it. Its like 1 or 2 dollars a month. They have tons of bonus episodes and a shitload of the old episodes that are wild. So worth doggie
@@kky4011 do you need a credit card? Or can you use a debit account?
@@johnbriggs5751 Debit works, PayPal too
@@johnbriggs5751 not 100% sure buddy. Im from Canada where most of our debit cards double as Visas.
Bonfire is gay
Shane's dirty stache reminds me of the electrician 30 ft up in the extended perch. Can def tell he comes from "hardhat" lineage
Weow, what a great podcast!
Shout out McCusker, we share a Birthday. Hope yours was nice.
23rd?
Matt and Shane talking about the 7 day no fap with the busty natural in the next room over had me literally crying laughing. Goddamn I love this podcast.
Laughing with a chub is something else
Nice! I drew that Grool King!
The image of Manute Bol swimming does not disappoint
Shoutout Shane, Shoutout MAtt, Shoutout Thibault, Shoutout Spud, Shoutout Tanitlizer who am I missing in Dawg roll call?
Shout-out ratatat
Honest “dude shut the fuck up I’m totally not fat it’s just a puffy carhartt vest” Bill
Jaco Pastorius was a casualty of bouncer jiu-jitsu RIP
@@emjay3066 yup. True story.
@@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime crazy
I was crying laughing when Shane was talking about when that dude Supermaned into the wall.
It seems like no matter how much weight Shane's body looses, his head still remains the same amount of chubby.
Delete this true statement
@@MelissaAnn420 as a fellow fat fella, I'm allowed to say this. Also, you rule.
An extra chromosome will do that
They got one coaching??
@Poel McNeil that's a complete OL dude
This podcast is the biggest sleeper! Can't wait for the big Spotify deal joe will give them 💯
deal? they are going to own stopify!
Matt and Shane are the best! I was a big Cumtown fan because Nick. These guys are my new favorites
If that's a painting of Grebies I approve Tremendous cast boyz! 🤣👍
These dudes honestly show me, we never mentally grow up and we all just weirdos that put a normal face on
Shane's face during Lamorph's spaz was too funny! 😂
Lemaire's JO habits are actually not that crazy in the modern Era. Shane and Matt are puritans in this Era.
Shane’s reaction to the white woman blowing the black guy in Malcolm X, really shows his love for the world and the people that inhabit it and how they overcome their oppressors in an , if say historical way
Buddy... When Shane mentioned the movie, "Green Street Hooligans" my jaw dropped... I completely forgot about that gem of a movie.. the original is highly recommended folks! 👍
Creating low bird expectations is the move.
Undersell, overdeliver is the best way
So according to Shane everyone needs to read The Turner Diaries
57:45 lmfao I love Lemaire 💀💀
57:17 cured my hangover
the looks
Matt and Shane's facial expressions at 57:17 LMAO
They’re going to have to do Lemaire like they did Chucky in Sons of Anarchy
😂
1:01:08 damn, Matt has it so right
changing the video and torping that climax away
I'm glad the Boyz are showing the mullet some love.
hell yeah! I needed the king & magician to make my day better.
Filling the void once a day is rookie numbers
this fuckin episode is one of the best it's hilarious over and over again
I went to school with a kid who's dad was a bouncer that killed a guy on accident. He quincidently enough trained people in mma( he's a local legend). He served almost 10 years in prison for it.
What a quincidence
@@gabybechtler it be like that sometimes. I'm sure bouncers accidentally killing dudes is pretty common.
@@corymerle8738 I was just making fun of the way you spelled coincidentally...
@@gabybechtler Jesus, I just realized I spelled it completely wrong lol
Dear god, Matts reaction was so accurate. Even after seeing his reaction I still got freaked out. They found the goddamn locness monster
I can relate to the 3hr megafaps, was exactly as Matt described. I, too, have left those dark days behind me.
I think Shane’s parents read him the Turner Diaries as bedtime stories
Good
Podcast
Guys!
New so I'm watching oldies. BOYS.
"Are you transitioning?... You got sick from meats? How could this be?"
When Matt started talking about puking in the toilet it triggered my irritable bowel syndrome and I had to shit in a bucket in my work truck. Thanks matt
Just evil leaving your body praise god
Just evil leaving your body praise god
New drinking game, every time someone says 'Dude,' take a drink. You'll be a raging alcoholic within the space of an hour.
You'd be dead dude.
Ryans 50 cent wings were the shit. 10 wings and a beer for $10 got me through some tough times
this podcast rules
Tiger went on a mukbang...
57:13 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute
This part is fucking hilarious
I'm here because history hyenas is gone. This is actually a great swap, these boys have great chemistry. Silver linings!
At least these two won't stab each other in the back... then fake a farewell episode to make everyone not hate one individual who is going to fizzle out in lala land ?
Sorry, that wound is still fresh.
What happened to HH ?
Not even comparable, this podcast is 10x better.
Time stamps with titles
Tight move
December 11, happy birthday Shaner! Love from your homeboy, Mylo!
Matts flat feet joke sends everytime🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Advice for the dawgs...don't Google Manute Bol swimming with food or drink in your mouth. You're gonna make a mess.
Matt as a current mullet head, u should def get one, little to no maintenance
It's the Toyota Corolla of haircuts, but the El Camino of style.
Revisiting the episodes I half listened to. 😎
man i miss them having the pod set up like this the couch is to lazy lol
lol "Why would you embarrass the whole group with a math question"
That 5 nights joke had me dying
My boys going to the big leagues!! 15k views in less then 20hours?! Woooh fuck yes!!!
i threw up in the middle of my freshman science class 😂
Bound before the phallic mother - that's poetry
Damn I was listening to this while working out and busted out laughing. People probably just think I’m crazy 😂
Working out is gay, dawg. You crazy.
You working out is gay, crazy dawg
Shout out to black no-fap, one week and you'll regain your excellence.
Bouncers basically operate with impunity already so I’m good on giving them more power.
Happy Birthday to the Bull. Thanks for all the laughs
#1 Locked-Up Bouncer Podcast
The bird app idea is good.
Our grool king be praised
No smart stuff in my house either
Try cold weather trucking teenis
Matt was right abt the thermostats
LaMaire thanks for sharing dude, Matt and Shane I think you’ve have saved me from the dong sirens
This a classic pod!
Kush lord and the bull
Matt saying female refs cant keep up with the guys is hilarious. "How are they supposed to keep up??"
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (the mustache outtakes) rule!