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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @ep5189
    @ep5189 3 роки тому +1674

    Dear God please let Matt, Shane, mom and me live forever thank you amen

  • @sleazegawd6137
    @sleazegawd6137 3 роки тому +232

    God damn it, this is the greatest podcast of all time.
    Long live Matt and Shane!!!!!!!!!

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Рік тому

      it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat

    • @rallywagon261
      @rallywagon261 Рік тому

      2 years on and yeah, I still have to agree. Definitely the best podcast out there. Rivaled only by the JRE.

    • @psilocybicacid7667
      @psilocybicacid7667 Рік тому

      ​@@rallywagon261and cumtown... rip

  • @MillionDollarMullettt
    @MillionDollarMullettt Рік тому +96

    “Are you transitioning? How could this be? You got SICK from meats?”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChrisMorganComedy
    @ChrisMorganComedy Рік тому +233

    2 years into the future and Matt is explaining his T-porn issue on Joe Rogen's podcast..

    • @ItsJayNow1
      @ItsJayNow1 Рік тому +10

      Dude 😂

    • @Jamezeys
      @Jamezeys Рік тому +12

      Omg the original t porn confession had me DYING one of the funniest episodes to date. Shane was CRYING!

    • @Harmander69
      @Harmander69 10 місяців тому

      Which episode? ​@@Jamezeys

    • @Jamezeys
      @Jamezeys 10 місяців тому +13

      @@Harmander69 old test.. episode 27- Q+ on radio dawgz

    • @raymondduplessis3491
      @raymondduplessis3491 7 місяців тому +1

      This aged like fine wine

  • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
    @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 3 роки тому +206

    I was smoking a joint when Shane was telling the story about the guy failing down the stairs and dying and i laughed so hard i swallowed a bit of smoke and threw up

    • @GammaAuObsidian
      @GammaAuObsidian 3 роки тому +25

      Yesssssssss
      That is what success tastes like bro

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 роки тому

      Well Toadfish... That was the day you became a full-fledge-gender-neutral-individual.
      But also, mj burps can cause exceptional highness. Be careful. 😉

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 роки тому

      King vibes

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Рік тому +1

      Did you swallow

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому +3

      Goddammit what a dawg 🫡

  • @earlyandoften
    @earlyandoften 3 роки тому +283

    Was drunk and eating white queso when Matt said “snatch drizzle”. Snack time over.

  • @williamreid7388
    @williamreid7388 Рік тому +16

    Have watched most casts over the last year, this is a golden undiscovered on right now for me boys

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 місяців тому +2

      Bro, this message is coming to you from the future, dawg. Samsiiiies! Sorry dawg, that was so gay girl dawg brain of me. Can we still be dawgs?

  • @dickbutt8216
    @dickbutt8216 3 роки тому +117

    Bring in the Grool King. Need a sensual Gerbiez ep.

    • @crazyshot97
      @crazyshot97 3 роки тому +3

      neeeeed gerbz

    • @jackjurphy5020
      @jackjurphy5020 3 роки тому +8

      The Grool King may be the best monicker of all time, DAWGz rule

    • @PeasantKing
      @PeasantKing 3 роки тому

      @@crazyshot97 z,,

  • @beebop90
    @beebop90 2 роки тому +168

    Teenis talk is my favorite, most relatable, hilarious talk.

    • @beebop90
      @beebop90 Рік тому +13

      Oh! I'm the only one!?

    • @Atrain122112
      @Atrain122112 Рік тому +17

      Not relatable at all for me. Gay!

    • @charliefoxtrot6396
      @charliefoxtrot6396 Рік тому

      ​@@Atrain122112 🤣🤣🤣

    • @corradocampo
      @corradocampo Рік тому

      I consider myself penis gang, but certain situations I can definitely hop in with you teenis fellas

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Рік тому +5

      Blessings be on your Teenis

  • @Criesto137
    @Criesto137 3 роки тому +159

    Shout out to the dank shaman and the bull himself for bringing light in these dark times

  • @parkerseekamp8769
    @parkerseekamp8769 Рік тому +44

    Shane sizing up his soda and going “yea right” killed me

  • @griffintschudin5912
    @griffintschudin5912 Рік тому +27

    If Shane wore glasses, white tee tucked into blue jeans he's hank hill, head shape and everything

    • @xxxjules27
      @xxxjules27 11 місяців тому +7

      Shank Hillis

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 11 місяців тому

      If they don't have Shane as Hank in the live action KOTH they have done an injustice.
      I heard Tom Hanks is supposed to be Hank Hill.
      Is any of this true ?

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@adamgardener8624no, none of what you said is true

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Місяць тому

      ​@@adamgardener8624in 1994, Tom Hanks filmed himself pretending to be mentally handicapped and sent it in to the academy awards. It won him an Oscar. Tom Hanks is an asshole.

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 3 роки тому +180

    Wow here we are again. Guys being dudes

    • @toonstierney1170
      @toonstierney1170 3 роки тому +21

      Guys wearing lulus

    • @goomahh
      @goomahh 3 роки тому +16

      Dudes rule

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 роки тому +10

      @@toonstierney1170 guys bangin dudes

    • @codydillard8918
      @codydillard8918 2 роки тому +1

      Dudes being guys sounds better...

    • @Mr_Pickles_
      @Mr_Pickles_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@codydillard8918 Damnit Cody, that was a real guy thing to say dude.

  • @kevincredible4273
    @kevincredible4273 Рік тому +9

    “Snatch drizzle” was one the grossest things I’ve heard 😂😂

  • @edtreneer8101
    @edtreneer8101 3 роки тому +22

    The cast saved my life

  • @Vicegrips11
    @Vicegrips11 3 роки тому +35

    Revisiting the Dawgs for further learning and understanding

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech Рік тому +36

    this is the best damn podcast ever holy shit shane and matt thankyou for existing

  • @chrisbanks6506
    @chrisbanks6506 2 роки тому +64

    lmaoo watching LeMaire physically throw away his initial response to shanes question is killing me. 57:13

    • @sexylazercatwizard
      @sexylazercatwizard 2 роки тому

      He was about to beat off right then and there and had to toss it to the wayside

    • @Friarbuck619
      @Friarbuck619 10 місяців тому +5

      Shane's face

  • @opegamin
    @opegamin 3 роки тому +56

    Nathan and Mimzy back at it. Hell yea..

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 роки тому +1

      SHUT UP MIMZYYYYYYYYY

  • @Josephsoto221
    @Josephsoto221 Рік тому +27

    57:20 the look Shane gives Matt is so funny

  • @FinallyAlmino
    @FinallyAlmino 4 місяці тому +1

    Been a fan for a while now, since Shane's SNL thing, but only recently found this podcast, and my god what a gem this is. ❤

  • @blackbeard9981
    @blackbeard9981 Рік тому +11

    If I EVER got in a heated discussion with Shane, I’d definitely hit him with “well Atleast I don’t use Lululemons on a Pelaton” 😂😂😂

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Рік тому

      it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat isn't it... I used to respect Papa Phil but it looks like he raised some WILD daughters... 3 of em

  • @bigheverly
    @bigheverly 3 роки тому +19

    Anyone else notice 100 from the archives @ radio dogs are missing, 61-79 for sure, it’s where I was at in the oldies. Seems like a plot to destroy the world, I’m gonna buy another 8 ball and will update you with my lunatic results 🤣

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 3 роки тому +2

      What do you pay if you don't mind me asking mate?

    • @BurnoutBushido
      @BurnoutBushido 3 роки тому +10

      @@KingDomsKingdom85 alright fbi

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 роки тому +1

      Well thanks for keeping the stereotype of cokeheads being paranoid as hell alive and well my dude!

    • @bigheverly
      @bigheverly 2 роки тому +2

      @@chadgrov 🤷🏽‍♂️ if I didn’t I’d just be a weirdo with too much energy, overly interested with something else 🤣

  • @atillacodesstuff1223
    @atillacodesstuff1223 5 місяців тому

    ive seen/heard probably hundreds of episodes of episodes by now and it still cracks me up how Matt makes up funny terms for everything.
    "scrappy dudes" is so funny :p

  • @jamesr.waltonjr.457
    @jamesr.waltonjr.457 3 роки тому +10

    10 stripes and 28 stars? What'r we doin' here boys? We need unity. MERICA!!!

  • @nuckels188
    @nuckels188 3 роки тому +173

    Matt always is dropping lowkey entry level redpills i love it

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 3 роки тому +39

    You ain't lying about that Manute Bol pic Jesus Christ

    • @Tkeane8
      @Tkeane8 3 роки тому +6

      Blackfish

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tkeane8 was going to comment something but you won.
      Sorry,
      Hope she sees this.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому

      I saw Manute Bol play live & he was heaving up 3pt shots & bricking every one! It was glorious!

  • @yurpndurpnslurpn
    @yurpndurpnslurpn 3 роки тому +28

    The supply and demand is still there. The nutsack factory got me 😆

  • @Nasty-Nate-gh4it
    @Nasty-Nate-gh4it 3 роки тому +20

    God I love Shane. Got in a rank fight with my girl today/damn near everyday, and hearing him talk about how he deals with women really makes me laugh.

  • @ProfSquarez
    @ProfSquarez 3 роки тому +22

    Just started listening this week. Insanely hooked. Shane is the man. Crackle crackle

    • @kky4011
      @kky4011 3 роки тому +5

      Check out the patreon dude! Super cheap and so worth it. Its like 1 or 2 dollars a month. They have tons of bonus episodes and a shitload of the old episodes that are wild. So worth doggie

    • @johnbriggs5751
      @johnbriggs5751 3 роки тому +1

      @@kky4011 do you need a credit card? Or can you use a debit account?

    • @Fieldeluxe
      @Fieldeluxe 3 роки тому

      @@johnbriggs5751 Debit works, PayPal too

    • @kky4011
      @kky4011 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnbriggs5751 not 100% sure buddy. Im from Canada where most of our debit cards double as Visas.

    • @flyinbrian5437
      @flyinbrian5437 3 роки тому +4

      Bonfire is gay

  • @bovice218
    @bovice218 3 роки тому +5

    Shane's dirty stache reminds me of the electrician 30 ft up in the extended perch. Can def tell he comes from "hardhat" lineage

  • @DockyPerky
    @DockyPerky 2 роки тому +17

    Weow, what a great podcast!

  • @elmergloo2611
    @elmergloo2611 3 роки тому +14

    Shout out McCusker, we share a Birthday. Hope yours was nice.

  • @CleanseTheSoul
    @CleanseTheSoul 2 роки тому +26

    Matt and Shane talking about the 7 day no fap with the busty natural in the next room over had me literally crying laughing. Goddamn I love this podcast.

  • @GenghisKhanscience
    @GenghisKhanscience 3 роки тому +6

    Nice! I drew that Grool King!

  • @christovrea4273
    @christovrea4273 2 роки тому +5

    The image of Manute Bol swimming does not disappoint

  • @ryanrobinson191
    @ryanrobinson191 3 роки тому +8

    Shoutout Shane, Shoutout MAtt, Shoutout Thibault, Shoutout Spud, Shoutout Tanitlizer who am I missing in Dawg roll call?

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +1

      Shout-out ratatat

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 3 роки тому +2

      Honest “dude shut the fuck up I’m totally not fat it’s just a puffy carhartt vest” Bill

  • @containercore6832
    @containercore6832 3 роки тому +28

    Jaco Pastorius was a casualty of bouncer jiu-jitsu RIP

  • @b.samarripa1833
    @b.samarripa1833 3 роки тому +7

    I was crying laughing when Shane was talking about when that dude Supermaned into the wall.

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +54

    It seems like no matter how much weight Shane's body looses, his head still remains the same amount of chubby.

    • @MelissaAnn420
      @MelissaAnn420 3 роки тому +21

      Delete this true statement

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +8

      @@MelissaAnn420 as a fellow fat fella, I'm allowed to say this. Also, you rule.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 3 роки тому +12

      An extra chromosome will do that

    • @timnoonen1294
      @timnoonen1294 3 роки тому +3

      They got one coaching??

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 3 роки тому +2

      @Poel McNeil that's a complete OL dude

  • @hugopineda3855
    @hugopineda3855 Рік тому +3

    This podcast is the biggest sleeper! Can't wait for the big Spotify deal joe will give them 💯

    • @a.p.602
      @a.p.602 Рік тому

      deal? they are going to own stopify!

  • @jimmymcl9512
    @jimmymcl9512 Рік тому +10

    Matt and Shane are the best! I was a big Cumtown fan because Nick. These guys are my new favorites

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 3 роки тому +7

    If that's a painting of Grebies I approve Tremendous cast boyz! 🤣👍

  • @owenpresley9453
    @owenpresley9453 2 роки тому +5

    These dudes honestly show me, we never mentally grow up and we all just weirdos that put a normal face on

  • @andrewwiest4685
    @andrewwiest4685 Рік тому +2

    Shane's face during Lamorph's spaz was too funny! 😂

  • @rakim126
    @rakim126 Рік тому +3

    Lemaire's JO habits are actually not that crazy in the modern Era. Shane and Matt are puritans in this Era.

  • @michaeldurfee3061
    @michaeldurfee3061 10 місяців тому +1

    Shane’s reaction to the white woman blowing the black guy in Malcolm X, really shows his love for the world and the people that inhabit it and how they overcome their oppressors in an , if say historical way

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns 3 місяці тому

    Buddy... When Shane mentioned the movie, "Green Street Hooligans" my jaw dropped... I completely forgot about that gem of a movie.. the original is highly recommended folks! 👍

  • @hambletonorama
    @hambletonorama 3 роки тому +4

    Creating low bird expectations is the move.

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 2 роки тому +1

      Undersell, overdeliver is the best way

  • @highjaws
    @highjaws 3 роки тому +4

    So according to Shane everyone needs to read The Turner Diaries

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 3 роки тому +10

    57:45 lmfao I love Lemaire 💀💀

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Рік тому +2

    57:17 cured my hangover
    the looks

  • @Tooliar
    @Tooliar 2 роки тому +15

    Matt and Shane's facial expressions at 57:17 LMAO

  • @bobbylalley2633
    @bobbylalley2633 3 роки тому +6

    They’re going to have to do Lemaire like they did Chucky in Sons of Anarchy

  • @CloveCoast
    @CloveCoast 3 роки тому +5

    1:01:08 damn, Matt has it so right
    changing the video and torping that climax away

  • @corymerle8738
    @corymerle8738 3 роки тому +3

    I'm glad the Boyz are showing the mullet some love.

  • @nwr477
    @nwr477 3 роки тому +7

    hell yeah! I needed the king & magician to make my day better.

  • @maxmtr5132
    @maxmtr5132 Рік тому +1

    Filling the void once a day is rookie numbers

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 3 роки тому +7

    this fuckin episode is one of the best it's hilarious over and over again

  • @corymerle8738
    @corymerle8738 3 роки тому +5

    I went to school with a kid who's dad was a bouncer that killed a guy on accident. He quincidently enough trained people in mma( he's a local legend). He served almost 10 years in prison for it.

    • @gabybechtler
      @gabybechtler 3 роки тому +9

      What a quincidence

    • @corymerle8738
      @corymerle8738 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabybechtler it be like that sometimes. I'm sure bouncers accidentally killing dudes is pretty common.

    • @gabybechtler
      @gabybechtler 3 роки тому +9

      @@corymerle8738 I was just making fun of the way you spelled coincidentally...

    • @corymerle8738
      @corymerle8738 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabybechtler Jesus, I just realized I spelled it completely wrong lol

  • @tylerpullen1652
    @tylerpullen1652 2 місяці тому

    Dear god, Matts reaction was so accurate. Even after seeing his reaction I still got freaked out. They found the goddamn locness monster

  • @scootaymildo1070
    @scootaymildo1070 Рік тому

    I can relate to the 3hr megafaps, was exactly as Matt described. I, too, have left those dark days behind me.

  • @welbz2330
    @welbz2330 2 роки тому +2

    I think Shane’s parents read him the Turner Diaries as bedtime stories

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 3 роки тому +5

    Good
    Podcast
    Guys!

  • @spacemonkey9000
    @spacemonkey9000 2 роки тому +2

    New so I'm watching oldies. BOYS.

  • @antonenb
    @antonenb 2 роки тому +1

    "Are you transitioning?... You got sick from meats? How could this be?"

  • @eyeTHC
    @eyeTHC 2 роки тому +1

    When Matt started talking about puking in the toilet it triggered my irritable bowel syndrome and I had to shit in a bucket in my work truck. Thanks matt

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 роки тому

      Just evil leaving your body praise god

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 2 роки тому +1

      Just evil leaving your body praise god

  • @gregjarnigan1
    @gregjarnigan1 3 роки тому +6

    New drinking game, every time someone says 'Dude,' take a drink. You'll be a raging alcoholic within the space of an hour.

  • @xStupifyme
    @xStupifyme Рік тому

    Ryans 50 cent wings were the shit. 10 wings and a beer for $10 got me through some tough times

  • @Toreju7240
    @Toreju7240 3 роки тому +2

    this podcast rules

  • @robfut9954
    @robfut9954 3 роки тому +3

    Tiger went on a mukbang...

  • @mylescoffey88
    @mylescoffey88 3 роки тому +7

    57:13 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 3 роки тому +1

      This part is fucking hilarious

  • @ruben_____
    @ruben_____ 3 роки тому +4

    I'm here because history hyenas is gone. This is actually a great swap, these boys have great chemistry. Silver linings!

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 роки тому +1

      At least these two won't stab each other in the back... then fake a farewell episode to make everyone not hate one individual who is going to fizzle out in lala land ?

    • @jennq2915
      @jennq2915 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry, that wound is still fresh.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 2 роки тому

      What happened to HH ?

    • @ModestestRUST
      @ModestestRUST Рік тому

      Not even comparable, this podcast is 10x better.

  • @pbshakegains
    @pbshakegains 3 роки тому +5

    Time stamps with titles
    Tight move

  • @MrMylo7
    @MrMylo7 11 місяців тому +1

    December 11, happy birthday Shaner! Love from your homeboy, Mylo!

  • @ntareaustin1546
    @ntareaustin1546 Місяць тому

    Matts flat feet joke sends everytime🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Рік тому +1

    Advice for the dawgs...don't Google Manute Bol swimming with food or drink in your mouth. You're gonna make a mess.

  • @bobross2786
    @bobross2786 2 роки тому +1

    Matt as a current mullet head, u should def get one, little to no maintenance

    • @cesartapia610
      @cesartapia610 Рік тому

      It's the Toyota Corolla of haircuts, but the El Camino of style.

  • @Nwordscissorhands1738
    @Nwordscissorhands1738 2 роки тому +2

    Revisiting the episodes I half listened to. 😎

  • @jb7720
    @jb7720 Рік тому

    man i miss them having the pod set up like this the couch is to lazy lol

  • @nicholaswhite7911
    @nicholaswhite7911 Рік тому

    lol "Why would you embarrass the whole group with a math question"

  • @taradicoff3149
    @taradicoff3149 3 роки тому +3

    That 5 nights joke had me dying

  • @Daniel9-2
    @Daniel9-2 3 роки тому +1

    My boys going to the big leagues!! 15k views in less then 20hours?! Woooh fuck yes!!!

  • @zahndelgado5269
    @zahndelgado5269 2 роки тому +1

    i threw up in the middle of my freshman science class 😂

  • @zachblackwell9032
    @zachblackwell9032 Рік тому

    Bound before the phallic mother - that's poetry

  • @loschikiprepz
    @loschikiprepz 11 місяців тому +1

    Damn I was listening to this while working out and busted out laughing. People probably just think I’m crazy 😂

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo 10 місяців тому

      Working out is gay, dawg. You crazy.

    • @SystemofaDowns
      @SystemofaDowns 3 місяці тому

      You working out is gay, crazy dawg

  • @indigo0086
    @indigo0086 3 роки тому +5

    Shout out to black no-fap, one week and you'll regain your excellence.

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 Рік тому +1

    Bouncers basically operate with impunity already so I’m good on giving them more power.

  • @MEXICANxGRIZZLY
    @MEXICANxGRIZZLY 11 місяців тому

    Happy Birthday to the Bull. Thanks for all the laughs

  • @shapes4893
    @shapes4893 3 роки тому +1

    #1 Locked-Up Bouncer Podcast

  • @wily4422
    @wily4422 3 роки тому +1

    The bird app idea is good.

  • @theskyguy2352
    @theskyguy2352 3 роки тому +3

    Our grool king be praised

  • @Nitrotix1
    @Nitrotix1 Рік тому +1

    No smart stuff in my house either

  • @fadedlyb.doggin1837
    @fadedlyb.doggin1837 3 роки тому +3

    Try cold weather trucking teenis

  • @josh-ll
    @josh-ll 2 роки тому +1

    Matt was right abt the thermostats

  • @nocap444
    @nocap444 3 роки тому +13

    LaMaire thanks for sharing dude, Matt and Shane I think you’ve have saved me from the dong sirens

  • @christianhunt7382
    @christianhunt7382 Рік тому

    This a classic pod!

  • @jaredsmyth8666
    @jaredsmyth8666 3 роки тому +3

    Kush lord and the bull

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies Рік тому

    Matt saying female refs cant keep up with the guys is hilarious. "How are they supposed to keep up??"

  • @Maicoczpenton
    @Maicoczpenton 3 роки тому

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles (the mustache outtakes) rule!