ep 332 Diamond Heist

[@ep5189]

Dear God please let Matt, Shane, mom and me live forever thank you amen

[@SkoolNerds]

😂😂. This burst me

[@LeFaisDoDo]

amen brother

[@patrickwillingham8153]

Amen brother

[@d4niel711]

Amen brother

[@mxmang]

Hallelujah

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

I was smoking a joint when Shane was telling the story about the guy failing down the stairs and dying and i laughed so hard i swallowed a bit of smoke and threw up

[@GammaAuObsidian]

Yesssssssss
That is what success tastes like bro

[@jennq2915]

Well Toadfish... That was the day you became a full-fledge-gender-neutral-individual.
But also, mj burps can cause exceptional highness. Be careful. 😉

[@perthfalcon]

King vibes

[@RespectProcess]

Did you swallow

[@jarnold1789]

Goddammit what a dawg 🫡

[@earlyandoften]

Was drunk and eating white queso when Matt said “snatch drizzle”. Snack time over.

[@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44]

Im so straight i even love it when its drizzling, (im also homophobic)

[@earlyandoften]

@@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 same 🥰

[@alexteagle9782]

What are you, gay?

[@benshires6480]

1:22 1:23 1:23 1:24 1:25

[@JeatBunkie]

I would have slurped that queso so sensually you dont even know

[@ChrisMorganComedy]

2 years into the future and Matt is explaining his T-porn issue on Joe Rogen's podcast..

[@ItsJayNow1]

Dude 😂

[@PerspectiveOfOne]

Omg the original t porn confession had me DYING one of the funniest episodes to date. Shane was CRYING!

[@Harmander69]

Which episode? ​@@PerspectiveOfOne

[@PerspectiveOfOne]

@@Harmander69 old test.. episode 27- Q+ on radio dawgz

[@raymondduplessis3491]

This aged like fine wine

[@MillionDollarMullettt]

“Are you transitioning? How could this be? You got SICK from meats?”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beebop90]

Teenis talk is my favorite, most relatable, hilarious talk.

[@beebop90]

Oh! I'm the only one!?

[@Atrain122112]

Not relatable at all for me. Gay!

[@charliefoxtrot6396]

​@@Atrain122112 🤣🤣🤣

[@corradocampo]

I consider myself penis gang, but certain situations I can definitely hop in with you teenis fellas

[@gavinrush4995]

Blessings be on your Teenis

[@sleazegawd6137]

God damn it, this is the greatest podcast of all time.
Long live Matt and Shane!!!!!!!!!

[@ho0t0w1]

it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat

[@rallywagon261]

2 years on and yeah, I still have to agree. Definitely the best podcast out there. Rivaled only by the JRE.

[@psilocybicacid7667]

​@@rallywagon261and cumtown... rip

[@griffintschudin5912]

If Shane wore glasses, white tee tucked into blue jeans he's hank hill, head shape and everything

[@xxxjules27]

Shank Hillis

[@adamgardener8624]

If they don't have Shane as Hank in the live action KOTH they have done an injustice.
I heard Tom Hanks is supposed to be Hank Hill.
Is any of this true ?

[@brandonmoore7506]

​@@adamgardener8624no, none of what you said is true

[@parkerseekamp8769]

Shane sizing up his soda and going “yea right” killed me

[@kevincredible4273]

“Snatch drizzle” was one the grossest things I’ve heard 😂😂

[@chrisbanks6506]

lmaoo watching LeMaire physically throw away his initial response to shanes question is killing me. 57:13

[@sexylazercatwizard]

He was about to beat off right then and there and had to toss it to the wayside

[@Friarbuck619]

Shane's face

[@dickbutt8216]

Bring in the Grool King. Need a sensual Gerbiez ep.

[@crazyshot97]

neeeeed gerbz

[@jackjurphy5020]

The Grool King may be the best monicker of all time, DAWGz rule

[@PeasantKing]

@@crazyshot97 z,,

[@Mr_Pickles_]

Wow here we are again. Guys being dudes

[@toonstierney1170]

Guys wearing lulus

[@goomahh]

Dudes rule

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@toonstierney1170 guys bangin dudes

[@codydillard8918]

Dudes being guys sounds better...

[@Mr_Pickles_]

@@codydillard8918 Damnit Cody, that was a real guy thing to say dude.

[@williamreid7388]

Have watched most casts over the last year, this is a golden undiscovered on right now for me boys

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Bro, this message is coming to you from the future, dawg. Samsiiiies! Sorry dawg, that was so gay girl dawg brain of me. Can we still be dawgs?

[@Criesto137]

Shout out to the dank shaman and the bull himself for bringing light in these dark times

[@Josephsoto221]

57:20 the look Shane gives Matt is so funny

[@FinallyAlmino]

Been a fan for a while now, since Shane's SNL thing, but only recently found this podcast, and my god what a gem this is. ❤

[@MrUrech]

this is the best damn podcast ever holy shit shane and matt thankyou for existing

[@edtreneer8101]

The cast saved my life

[@nuckels188]

Matt always is dropping lowkey entry level redpills i love it

[@bedsidetable]

2016 comment

[@spacemanbill9501]

@@bedsidetable 2020 comment

[@spacemanbill9501]

2022 comment

[@spacemanbill9501]

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[@thegarge7476]

1488 comment

[@bigheverly]

Anyone else notice 100 from the archives @ radio dogs are missing, 61-79 for sure, it’s where I was at in the oldies. Seems like a plot to destroy the world, I’m gonna buy another 8 ball and will update you with my lunatic results 🤣

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

What do you pay if you don't mind me asking mate?

[@BurnoutBushido]

@@KingDomsKingdom85 alright fbi

[@chadgrov]

Well thanks for keeping the stereotype of cokeheads being paranoid as hell alive and well my dude!

[@bigheverly]

@@chadgrov 🤷🏽‍♂️ if I didn’t I’d just be a weirdo with too much energy, overly interested with something else 🤣

[@blackbeard9981]

If I EVER got in a heated discussion with Shane, I’d definitely hit him with “well Atleast I don’t use Lululemons on a Pelaton” 😂😂😂

[@ho0t0w1]

it's a bit of a Krab Swirl thinking about Shane protecting his precious Lululemon's from Peloton snizz sweat isn't it... I used to respect Papa Phil but it looks like he raised some WILD daughters... 3 of em

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

You ain't lying about that Manute Bol pic Jesus Christ

[@Tkeane8]

Blackfish

[@mrdrprof99]

@@Tkeane8 was going to comment something but you won.
Sorry,
Hope she sees this.

[@scottp.548]

I saw Manute Bol play live & he was heaving up 3pt shots & bricking every one! It was glorious!

[@Vicegrips11]

Revisiting the Dawgs for further learning and understanding

[@Tooliar]

Matt and Shane's facial expressions at 57:17 LMAO

[@opegamin]

Nathan and Mimzy back at it. Hell yea..

[@boosh90]

SHUT UP MIMZYYYYYYYYY

[@atillacodesstuff1223]

ive seen/heard probably hundreds of episodes of episodes by now and it still cracks me up how Matt makes up funny terms for everything.
"scrappy dudes" is so funny :p

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

10 stripes and 28 stars? What'r we doin' here boys? We need unity. MERICA!!!

[@Nasty-Nate-gh4it]

God I love Shane. Got in a rank fight with my girl today/damn near everyday, and hearing him talk about how he deals with women really makes me laugh.

[@ModestestRUST]

You guys break up?

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Dawgs n cats. A tale as old as time dawg.

[@b.samarripa1833]

I was crying laughing when Shane was talking about when that dude Supermaned into the wall.

[@bovice218]

Shane's dirty stache reminds me of the electrician 30 ft up in the extended perch. Can def tell he comes from "hardhat" lineage

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

The supply and demand is still there. The nutsack factory got me 😆

[@kim-jong-poon]

It seems like no matter how much weight Shane's body looses, his head still remains the same amount of chubby.

[@MelissaAnn420]

Delete this true statement

[@kim-jong-poon]

@@MelissaAnn420 as a fellow fat fella, I'm allowed to say this. Also, you rule.

[@nuckels188]

An extra chromosome will do that

[@timnoonen1294]

They got one coaching??

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@Poel McNeil that's a complete OL dude

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

If that's a painting of Grebies I approve Tremendous cast boyz! 🤣👍

[@rakim126]

Lemaire's JO habits are actually not that crazy in the modern Era. Shane and Matt are puritans in this Era.

[@andrewwiest4685]

Shane's face during Lamorph's spaz was too funny! 😂

[@SystemofaDowns]

Buddy... When Shane mentioned the movie, "Green Street Hooligans" my jaw dropped... I completely forgot about that gem of a movie.. the original is highly recommended folks! 👍

[@ZeranZeran]

57:17 cured my hangover
the looks

[@ProfSquarez]

Just started listening this week. Insanely hooked. Shane is the man. Crackle crackle

[@kky4011]

Check out the patreon dude! Super cheap and so worth it. Its like 1 or 2 dollars a month. They have tons of bonus episodes and a shitload of the old episodes that are wild. So worth doggie

[@johnbriggs5751]

@@kky4011 do you need a credit card? Or can you use a debit account?

[@Fieldeluxe]

@@johnbriggs5751 Debit works, PayPal too

[@kky4011]

@@johnbriggs5751 not 100% sure buddy. Im from Canada where most of our debit cards double as Visas.

[@flyinbrian5437]

Bonfire is gay

[@jimmymcl9512]

Matt and Shane are the best! I was a big Cumtown fan because Nick. These guys are my new favorites

[@containercore6832]

Jaco Pastorius was a casualty of bouncer jiu-jitsu RIP

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

@@emjay3066 yup. True story.

[@ghagzor]

@@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime crazy

[@elmergloo2611]

Shout out McCusker, we share a Birthday. Hope yours was nice.

[@robvarley3091]

23rd?

[@CleanseTheSoul]

Matt and Shane talking about the 7 day no fap with the busty natural in the next room over had me literally crying laughing. Goddamn I love this podcast.

[@Blaketbailey]

Laughing with a chub is something else

[@christovrea4273]

The image of Manute Bol swimming does not disappoint

[@DockyPerky]

Weow, what a great podcast!

[@GenghisKhanscience]

Nice! I drew that Grool King!

[@vich3359]

57:45 lmfao I love Lemaire 💀💀

[@ryanrobinson191]

Shoutout Shane, Shoutout MAtt, Shoutout Thibault, Shoutout Spud, Shoutout Tanitlizer who am I missing in Dawg roll call?

[@kim-jong-poon]

Shout-out ratatat

[@davidoneill7554]

Honest “dude shut the fuck up I’m totally not fat it’s just a puffy carhartt vest” Bill

[@bobbylalley2633]

They’re going to have to do Lemaire like they did Chucky in Sons of Anarchy

[@warlord0877]

😂

[@spacemonkey9000]

New so I'm watching oldies. BOYS.

[@mylescoffey88]

57:13 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute

[@naylik2562]

This part is fucking hilarious

[@robfut9954]

Tiger went on a mukbang...

[@hambletonorama]

Creating low bird expectations is the move.

[@Sethclement96]

Undersell, overdeliver is the best way

[@owenpresley9453]

These dudes honestly show me, we never mentally grow up and we all just weirdos that put a normal face on

[@hugopineda3855]

This podcast is the biggest sleeper! Can't wait for the big Spotify deal joe will give them 💯

[@a.p.602]

deal? they are going to own stopify!

[@corymerle8738]

I went to school with a kid who's dad was a bouncer that killed a guy on accident. He quincidently enough trained people in mma( he's a local legend). He served almost 10 years in prison for it.

[@gabybechtler]

What a quincidence

[@corymerle8738]

@@gabybechtler it be like that sometimes. I'm sure bouncers accidentally killing dudes is pretty common.

[@gabybechtler]

@@corymerle8738 I was just making fun of the way you spelled coincidentally...

[@corymerle8738]

@@gabybechtler Jesus, I just realized I spelled it completely wrong lol

[@nickpanacci3055]

Advice for the dawgs...don't Google Manute Bol swimming with food or drink in your mouth. You're gonna make a mess.

[@CloveCoast]

1:01:08 damn, Matt has it so right
changing the video and torping that climax away

[@MattttG3]

this fuckin episode is one of the best it's hilarious over and over again

[@nwr477]

hell yeah! I needed the king & magician to make my day better.

[@BeelzeJon]

57:14 the way Matt looks at Shane after the revelation 😂

[@jaredsmyth8666]

Kush lord and the bull

[@corymerle8738]

I'm glad the Boyz are showing the mullet some love.

[@gregjarnigan1]

New drinking game, every time someone says 'Dude,' take a drink. You'll be a raging alcoholic within the space of an hour.

[@anthonini66]

You'd be dead dude.

[@michaeldurfee3061]

Shane’s reaction to the white woman blowing the black guy in Malcolm X, really shows his love for the world and the people that inhabit it and how they overcome their oppressors in an , if say historical way

[@pbshakegains]

Time stamps with titles
Tight move

[@backseatboysgaming6911]

Wow, it was nice to hear my thoughts are shared on birthdays, I thought I was the only one.

[@fadedlyb.doggin1837]

Try cold weather trucking teenis

[@jonnygranville281]

4:05 xcel thermostats just shut out Californian ppl due to the rolling black outs.

[@highjaws]

So according to Shane everyone needs to read The Turner Diaries

[@welbz2330]

I think Shane’s parents read him the Turner Diaries as bedtime stories

[@nicholaswhite7911]

lol "Why would you embarrass the whole group with a math question"

[@ruben_____]

I'm here because history hyenas is gone. This is actually a great swap, these boys have great chemistry. Silver linings!

[@jennq2915]

At least these two won't stab each other in the back... then fake a farewell episode to make everyone not hate one individual who is going to fizzle out in lala land ?

[@jennq2915]

Sorry, that wound is still fresh.

[@TimothyMcVay]

What happened to HH ?

[@ModestestRUST]

Not even comparable, this podcast is 10x better.

[@zacxvx]

57:19 Shanes face when he looks at Matt hahahahahaha

[@antonenb]

"Are you transitioning?... You got sick from meats? How could this be?"

[@Physicallyretard]

That Night stalker show was total shrek1 the bull was right

[@ceezrsayha4651]

1:02:51 shane killed me with this 😂😂

[@maxmtr5132]

Filling the void once a day is rookie numbers

[@828_Nate]

Good
Podcast
Guys!

[@zahndelgado5269]

i threw up in the middle of my freshman science class 😂

[@daveslow84]

Well... Now I've got the image of the dawgz wearing buttlifting yoga pants on the Peloton 😂😂😂

[@indigo0086]

Shout out to black no-fap, one week and you'll regain your excellence.

[@eyeTHC]

When Matt started talking about puking in the toilet it triggered my irritable bowel syndrome and I had to shit in a bucket in my work truck. Thanks matt

[@perthfalcon]

Just evil leaving your body praise god

[@perthfalcon]

Just evil leaving your body praise god

[@taradicoff3149]

That 5 nights joke had me dying

[@josh-ll]

Matt was right abt the thermostats

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

Revisiting the episodes I half listened to. 😎

[@jotun.616]

35:28 im definitely the scrappy doo whos talkin shit, then cant walk ten min later lol!

[@MrMylo7]

December 11, happy birthday Shaner! Love from your homeboy, Mylo!

[@673AWSF]

“Yo you ever read The Turner Diaries?” - Shane Gillis

[@Maicoczpenton]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles (the mustache outtakes) rule!

[@bobross2786]

Matt as a current mullet head, u should def get one, little to no maintenance

[@cesartapia610]

It's the Toyota Corolla of haircuts, but the El Camino of style.

[@fried_ape]

these fools switch from teenis talk to straight politics in a matter of moments

[@theskyguy2352]

Our grool king be praised

[@Toreju7240]

this podcast rules

[@coffeytowing]

Make big bird tech great again

[@j0sh707]

What's up dawgs!?!

[@slidethedoss239]

🐶🇺🇸🐶🇺🇸🐶

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Bouncers basically operate with impunity already so I’m good on giving them more power.

[@nocap444]

LaMaire thanks for sharing dude, Matt and Shane I think you’ve have saved me from the dong sirens

[@scootaymildo1070]

I can relate to the 3hr megafaps, was exactly as Matt described. I, too, have left those dark days behind me.

[@loschikiprepz]

Damn I was listening to this while working out and busted out laughing. People probably just think I’m crazy 😂

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Working out is gay, dawg. You crazy.

[@SystemofaDowns]

You working out is gay, crazy dawg