For real I didn’t believe when Shane said Matt was autistic but i can definitely see it now 😭 he’s still funnier than me and can talk better than me though
I was getting so worked up that he wasn't grasping the concept.... f*ckin hilarious. I love this dude and his bizarre eccentricities. Like his DIY medical care solutions.
@@RustCole01 yea it's actually true and not bizzare at all. Basically you lose some volume of the pathway in your nose by not using it. Mouthbreeding supposedly also causes less oxygen to the brain, a dry throat which promotes bacterial growth, face deformities, etc
Taking baths like a gay guy was your first mistake. Never, EVER relax. Watch tv standing up. Don’t get massages. Get up at 5:45am for no reason at all.
My childhood cat was an outdoor cat. Some Arab kids from down the street hung him up to a fence by his back leg and it had to be amputated. He was a badass cat, Patch, he still hunted countless rabbits and squirrels with the tripod setup. He'd always bring home trophys too, rabbit tails and feet, a rat tail. He only had his back claws too, he was like feline Seal Team 6.
Being bullied helped make me tough. I got it pretty bad. Ended up being best friends with some of them later In Life due to freak circumstances. I read my 8th grade sign book and saw a note for the first time at 35 a kid said sorry for picking on me he didn't want to get picked on anymore and when I got to school they laid off him and onto me. He's a good guy a dad now I think.
Bullying is an essential part of human development. I'm convinced now, more than ever. And very few ppl are actually immune from it. Even the giga-Chad, jocks have a pecking order. I was captain/qb of my football team and I got mocked and f*cked with mercilessly for the 1st two years of high school. All the younger players get picked on by the older kids on the team. Intensity varies, but everyone gets bullied at some point. I hated it at the time but I'm grateful for it now. Especially after witnessing this super-soft generation of kids morph into delicate flowers as adults. We need to bring back headbutts and titty twisters
People do some weird things with animals when they panic.. Not the first I've heard of someone thinking "I got this" and then tramautizing themself because they didn't just throw a towel over it, lmao.
I really miss these days. I never saw a comic come up from the very beginnings, to his big break on Bonfire and opening for Soder, where Shaner is so happy he just can afford food. From completely unknown to being a regz on JO JO ROGIIIIIEEEEEEES. i have never been happier for any comics than Matt and Shane, they deserve it for taking chances.
As someone who spent the first 16 yrs of life with an 80% blockage of my nose (deviated septum, nasal polyps like a mf, enlarged turbonates and adenoids), I can relate to Matt's nose breathing obsession. Only took 3 surgeries to fix it lol and probably need another one soon.
I’m on a rabbit hole of M&S episodes. A. Matt is wild, funny AF B. Shane has to be on the path to GOAT status The downfall of most podcasts is transparency. Keep the genuine intellectual curiosity and continue to turn it into the funniest shit out there!
Hilarious watching this now, at the start matt says he's going to cure his deviated septum on his own but now we know his quack medicine didn't work and he had to get surgery🤣
What are they talking about at 22:32 ? Shane says to Matt, “my sister was talking about your bus stop” Are they talking about Matt’s bus stop? Are they talking about a story from Matt’s book that Shane sister was reading? Did they mention this previously in this episode or in a previous episode? I’m so lost
I’m pretty sure by the time this was recorded, 90s baggy clothing was already coming back in full effect. I’m pretty sure in 2023 he still hasn’t caught on.
Is breathing through the nose not normal? I feel like I have always breathed through my nose. My nose gets stuffy all the time too but I always have one nostril that isn't blocked.
48:59 bro I stg Shakira is solid material lmao. I was like 11 when She Wolf came out and I vividly remember sitting on my bedroom floor, firing up my PS3 and cranking out one of my first crumbs to that. Took a trip down memory lane about a year ago and had to crease my shit to that again.
My use of the words munch and crush have gone up 200% since I’ve started listening to this podcast
that rules
Same
Been munchin on mushrooms😁
Nice, sweet
It's pronounced munge
Facts: when you’re sad the Matt and Shane archives are a solid cure. This era of the boys is lit.
Litty
Matt's got a new set of missions every podcast.
For real I didn’t believe when Shane said Matt was autistic but i can definitely see it now 😭 he’s still funnier than me and can talk better than me though
I swear, but they all encompass the same line of thinking if that makes sense, Matt is just constantly self diagnosing and self curing and I love it 😂
The consistent is to stop fapping
Matt struggling to understand the purpose of the football player running out with the team as being inspirational is so funny
I was getting so worked up that he wasn't grasping the concept.... f*ckin hilarious. I love this dude and his bizarre eccentricities. Like his DIY medical care solutions.
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@@RustCole01 yea it's actually true and not bizzare at all. Basically you lose some volume of the pathway in your nose by not using it. Mouthbreeding supposedly also causes less oxygen to the brain, a dry throat which promotes bacterial growth, face deformities, etc
@@dimitrijekrstic7567 Bro, what game are you watching? Who said anything about what you are talking about?
Little did matt know he was gonna get that septum fixed due to body surfing trauma. Lmao
They make 2020 sound so much cooler than I remember
My girlfriend put peppermint oil in the bath one time and it burned my bag something fierce! Warning to the dawgz. 🔥👜
Big ups.
Thank you for your service brother
This is why you wear condoms over the balls
Taking baths like a gay guy was your first mistake. Never, EVER relax. Watch tv standing up. Don’t get massages. Get up at 5:45am for no reason at all.
JESUS man, she was just OK floatin around in there? I cant imagine lady bits being too resistant to that either.
Dude, I'm dying at how committed Matt is to the air moisture thing lmao
@@justinprivate9966i mean if we’re talking a 70-80 percent clearance some gay ass oils might be fine
This is golden age of the cast
The old test will forever be the golden era.
@@evangelionl0vr857and the American flag background era is like the championship parade
SPOILER ALERT: Matt succeeds in fixing his deviated septum by breaking his nose with a boogie board 😂
"I've been into austrology dude"
Any Matt quote immediately gets liked. These are facts.
Typical Aries
austrology: the study of Austrians
Them talking about what fuckers they were as kids is what made me love this cast years ago after hearing Shane on bonfire
“80 dollar an hour taekwondo” made me cackle
"Here's an owl sweater I barely fit into". I spit my drink out. So good
I'm 0% surprised that Matt was a bully that couldn't understand the morality of his actions.
I can't stop laughing at a woman possibly being named "Shits for miles"
My childhood cat was an outdoor cat. Some Arab kids from down the street hung him up to a fence by his back leg and it had to be amputated. He was a badass cat, Patch, he still hunted countless rabbits and squirrels with the tripod setup. He'd always bring home trophys too, rabbit tails and feet, a rat tail. He only had his back claws too, he was like feline Seal Team 6.
did you exact revenge
Did you burn down their house?
@@Giovanni-nj1xo One of the few acceptable responses to animal torture
I didn't but on of the kids got hit by a car right in front of me not long after. God works in mysterious ways.
Hopefully you avenged your cat.
I'd pay cash for a print of that shane bullying article
I hope it's titled "A Star is Born"
check the microfiche
I bet Phil's got it framed in the basement.
Someone tell Matt that opposum’s eat ticks, we have snake antivenom because of them, and they’re immune to rabies
And they’re North America’s only Marsupial
Zarathustra Boppalomynous exactly
A possum
My appreciation for the opossum has increased
Opossums don’t eat many ticks, and they are not a preferred part of their diet. Praise there goes to the Guinea Fowl.
Best cast on the tube boys. Glad I discovered you gems last week. Praise be to Paimon
Bro you've got to get on the $1 per month Patreon and get in to the Old Testament episodes
free think thank yourself. You’ve been a lifesaver.
@@ryansouthard4929 the patreon episodes alone are worth it. Pure gold dude
You must not have heard of Cumtown yet.
Check out Cum Town. The channel that illegally posts their premium episodes is "Tybayaga"
My boy is on deployment in Japan, the pod is the closest I can get to the convos we used to have back in high school.
Peace be with the DAWGS
Deployment in Japan? We fighting Japan now?
@@IM843-SCidk when Jack’s friend deployed but they dropped two large bombs awhile ago
Rip tybalt 🙏🏼
Imagining Matt's wedding with GROOM'S FAMILY up front is hilarious.
THANK GOD FOR MATT AND SHANE
Being bullied helped make me tough. I got it pretty bad. Ended up being best friends with some of them later In Life due to freak circumstances. I read my 8th grade sign book and saw a note for the first time at 35 a kid said sorry for picking on me he didn't want to get picked on anymore and when I got to school they laid off him and onto me. He's a good guy a dad now I think.
Bullying is an essential part of human development. I'm convinced now, more than ever. And very few ppl are actually immune from it. Even the giga-Chad, jocks have a pecking order.
I was captain/qb of my football team and I got mocked and f*cked with mercilessly for the 1st two years of high school. All the younger players get picked on by the older kids on the team. Intensity varies, but everyone gets bullied at some point.
I hated it at the time but I'm grateful for it now. Especially after witnessing this super-soft generation of kids morph into delicate flowers as adults. We need to bring back headbutts and titty twisters
Sounds like a bum and a loser. You that is not the bully
If you're reading this I hope you have a blessed night!
Thanks DAWG.
Hell yea
How great is our God?
You too
sus af
God the Shaman is truly on another level. All praise.
Was this before Huberman? If so Matt is a genius for getting this info to the masses first
He says at the beginning that he got the idea from "the guy who was on Rogies" so he's talking about Huberman and his book called Breathe
@@cloudbloomBreath isn't Huberman's book. It's by James Nestor or close to that. Matt probably is the one who brought science to the masses
@@kevindoran7099 ah good call I honestly didn't know who wrote the book I was just assuming it was Hubey. Thanks for the heads up🤌
Currently in a military college during hell week, praise the dawgs for a night time calm down
Non wagon status Confirmed.
Hail paimon!! Don’t Shane out of school.. stay the path
Don't quit
Be great. Quit.
return of the hotcast after a short lived civil unrest
Im shook by the possum story. There is a way to deal with pests without drowning them for over five minutes and then impaling them.
but it’s the best way 😂😂😂😂
People do some weird things with animals when they panic.. Not the first I've heard of someone thinking "I got this" and then tramautizing themself because they didn't just throw a towel over it, lmao.
.22 is the way
@@scumbaggogotta go with .30-06 for instant evisceration
@@scumbaggo12g rifled slug is the FUN way
I wonder if Shane's friend who got drunk while golfing and fought everyone is the same friend who murdered the garden opossum.
55:42 I laughed so hard at this story 😂😂 the Phil stories are always the best lol
Tibble, Shane's cat, sounds like a cute savage. That cat is tough as nails.
There's a whole ep devoted to tybalt. Named after the bad guy from romeo and juliet.
easily one of my favorite episodes
this episode popped up my first day of recovery for the bugar sugar. good looks matt
Hope you’re doing well brother. Going through the same myself right now
A bump sounds pretty nice about now
you boys still holding up okay? 2 years sober here 💪
I look forward to the dawgs every week dude. Guaranteed to make me laugh my ass off
I really miss these days. I never saw a comic come up from the very beginnings, to his big break on Bonfire and opening for Soder, where Shaner is so happy he just can afford food. From completely unknown to being a regz on JO JO ROGIIIIIEEEEEEES. i have never been happier for any comics than Matt and Shane, they deserve it for taking chances.
The ascension seemed destined
This is funny Matt talking about his nose and he just broke it
All I do when I agree with something now is say “tighttt tightttt”
The tricking the teacher to say the g word bit is absolutely hilarious
I feel like im high cause i cant stop laughing at the big dawgs🤣
YOOO Shane wearin’ that SICK Tucson Roadrunners shirt!!!! Let’s goooo bring back the Coyotes
As someone who spent the first 16 yrs of life with an 80% blockage of my nose (deviated septum, nasal polyps like a mf, enlarged turbonates and adenoids), I can relate to Matt's nose breathing obsession. Only took 3 surgeries to fix it lol and probably need another one soon.
Dawg the railroad spike is insane 😂
Been a deviate since 7. Grapefruit seed extract nasal spray helps me
damn you were doing blow at 7?
Little did Matt know back then that he was gonna cure his deviated septum by body surfing
whoa spoiler skeet
spoiler ALERT* swipetexting is dangerous
I’m just sharing answers
I'm glad someone else can admit whackin it to Shakira music videos as an adult. Respect Shane
true, she also has a few 'leaked' things, a dawg can find ;D
‘Hes a security guard?’ 😂😂
6:56 Rudy was offsides
Shane was given the cheap gamer chair. Matt has the nice gamer chair. we should demand equality for the young bull.
If anything we need superior support for this beefy boy
Growing up in the late 2000s, early 2010s, the music video to watch with the boys was Calabrian 2008
I’m on a rabbit hole of M&S episodes.
A. Matt is wild, funny AF
B. Shane has to be on the path to GOAT status
The downfall of most podcasts is transparency. Keep the genuine intellectual curiosity and continue to turn it into the funniest shit out there!
your punksetony phil stories are the best ever heard love ya guys keep it up
Lena Dunkems is the funniest sh!t. I laugh every time.
It's the nitric oxide that helps open up your nose from nose breathing, not so much water molecules lol
Are you... doubting Matt science?
Shane's Hawking impression is top notch.
I love you guys. I look forward to new episodes. It's the best Beavis and butthead I've ever seen. No homo
Breathing through your nose and out your mouth every few steps is the best for endurance.
Hilarious watching this now, at the start matt says he's going to cure his deviated septum on his own but now we know his quack medicine didn't work and he had to get surgery🤣
Just noticed Shane has a Tucson Roadrunners shirt on. Respect
Shane is the bro of all bros
He might be THEE Bro
Christina Milian - Dip It Low is a good music video
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Oh man I was waiting for you to say Shakira she wolf, I kept repeating it like cmon cmom say it! That one definitely got me haha
Dustin, Bryson and Connor's Dads are gonna whoop ur guys' butts when they hear about this!!!
Hurts to listen to this while I’m golfin 😢😢
Hearing how big of a psych the Shamman was in high school is inspiring since he's ascended so high.
What are they talking about at 22:32 ? Shane says to Matt, “my sister was talking about your bus stop”
Are they talking about Matt’s bus stop? Are they talking about a story from Matt’s book that Shane sister was reading? Did they mention this previously in this episode or in a previous episode? I’m so lost
I’m pretty sure by the time this was recorded, 90s baggy clothing was already coming back in full effect. I’m pretty sure in 2023 he still hasn’t caught on.
I've been watching so much anthro shit on youtube I'm psyched about this title
Right Thur- Chingy got me
Came across this comment right as they just touched on that. Solid choice 😂
I don't know what lenum dunkums real name is anymore
The Tibble stories fkn sent me 🤣🤣🤣
One of the all time great casts.
Hot cast
the suburban hipster bit was so funny bruh
Wish I was into MSSP during this golden age before Shane entered the mainframe
This is matt mckusker at his most legendary
Fan from Utah right here boys, we exist.
Dude, that piece is insane. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Bonfire.
Crackle crackle
Crackle Crackle
Crackle Shatkle
This comment didn't age well.
@@ladedade23Blunticuswhy
Matt Mccusker is such a fucking genius ahead of his time
Tape over the mouth has been helping me sleep so much better! I just put a short piece vertically
Love on the spectrum is absolutely the best
Love this ep
My Injun name is Erection that never happens.
Yeah best performance all year, killed it.
I started reading an audio book lol
Is breathing through the nose not normal? I feel like I have always breathed through my nose. My nose gets stuffy all the time too but I always have one nostril that isn't blocked.
It’s normal. Hence the age old insult of calling someone a mouth breather. Sadly though a large enough portion of the population are mouth breathers.
mouth breathing isn’t good for you don’t do it
Bro I was in love with Jessica Simpson when I was younger man, her and Gwin Stephenie. Damn thinking of it just.........I gotta run boys.
Praise unto the dawgz
Sebastian Telafairo lol. It’s Adam. Sebastian Telfair was Stephon Marbury’s cousin who played in the NBA.
this might be the best episode
48:59 bro I stg Shakira is solid material lmao. I was like 11 when She Wolf came out and I vividly remember sitting on my bedroom floor, firing up my PS3 and cranking out one of my first crumbs to that.
Took a trip down memory lane about a year ago and had to crease my shit to that again.
Wholesome, and heartwarming
song fuckin sucks but 11 year old me definitely would’ve crame to that fs
The “kid was like chum” had me dying
I would fucking love to go on a date and the first thing he say is "Have you heard of the Comanche?"
8 am , I was indeed mr cool last night. matt got me bussin out the eucalyptus oil
1:37 2020 Matt needed a prescription for bodyboarding, the cure exists!
Matt not understanding the dude didn’t play football anymore was cracking me up
2:52 what show are they talking about?
that front/back seating arrangement thing had me dying
Shane you need to find that bullying article about you for the Dawgz. Lmao