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  • @sambecker23
    @sambecker23 4 роки тому +561

    I love how Business Blaze is having less and less to do with business every week. 100% Simon’s best channel.

    • @doranconall9995
      @doranconall9995 4 роки тому +41

      it has everything to do with business...mostly what not include in any business plan.

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 4 роки тому +24

      @@doranconall9995 allegedly.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +74

      Legend, thank you.

    • @aprilrusso3082
      @aprilrusso3082 4 роки тому +42

      As long as Simon continues to wear a blazer in every episode, they can eventually change the channel name to Business Blazer and make the channel name sort of make sense again.

    • @pajamaman2989
      @pajamaman2989 4 роки тому +10

      @@aprilrusso3082 Your comment is genius

  • @jjcolby557
    @jjcolby557 4 роки тому +149

    Simon: It’s like 35 degrees today
    Most Americans: That’s barely above freezing!
    Physicists working at the hadron collider: That’s close to absolute zero.

    • @RindertW
      @RindertW 4 роки тому +10

      Kelvin is not measured in degrees. Its just Kelvin.

    • @jjcolby557
      @jjcolby557 4 роки тому +6

      Rindert Walinga I know. It’s called a joke.

    • @rawr51919
      @rawr51919 4 роки тому +10

      Most Canadians: Christ it's hot af over there!

    • @jonnunn4196
      @jonnunn4196 4 роки тому +6

      After translating to F - sounds close to the average High temperature in August. But considering he's clearly indoors it sounds like his A/C is broken.

    • @td1559
      @td1559 4 роки тому +4

      @@jonnunn4196 He's British iirc, we don't typically have AC over here, it historically hasn't been worth it for a couple of weeks a year, What with the warmer summers we've been having recently that may change though.

  • @joyfold1029
    @joyfold1029 4 роки тому +142

    Is it weird that I imagine childhood Simon as bald, waiting in the queue for Thunder Mountain?

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +44

      hahah, no, I was bald as a child.

    • @zachyoung5598
      @zachyoung5598 4 роки тому +15

      It's fine, as long as you're imagining a shorter beard.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +49

      I had full beard.

    • @joyfold1029
      @joyfold1029 4 роки тому +12

      @@brainblaze6526
      Ha ha ha Exactly as I imagined.
      Buying cheap English beer for all of your friends in grade school

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +34

      We only drank Dom P

  • @willording2877
    @willording2877 4 роки тому +30

    “Let’s reward you with some fun because we just sat through a lot of death” best out of context quote out there lol

  • @disorganizedorg
    @disorganizedorg 4 роки тому +549

    Be honest Simon. The reason you don't drink at work is because that's cocaine time.

    • @francisbell1961
      @francisbell1961 4 роки тому +13

      Dude you just got that cocaine song stuck in my head

    • @Diothaen
      @Diothaen 4 роки тому +38

      Allegedly

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 роки тому +22

      _Simon cuts his lines of Coke on top of ETA and loses them.............aLEGENDly. 0.o_

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +15

      Rich Marceau ...nope, whisky is the perfect accompaniment to cocaine!...NOT ALLEGEDLY, ITS A FACT!

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 4 роки тому +11

      @@remlatzargonix1329 I prefer grey goose, but yes you speak the truth. And hoo boy, if you have problems with not being able to drink as much as your friends... Cocaine fixes that

  • @steeljawX
    @steeljawX 4 роки тому +98

    Simon: "I don't know why you're here entirely."
    Me: "My work here is done."

    • @mho...
      @mho... 3 роки тому +5

      i was about to like this, then i saw the glorious 69 likes 😏 nice!

  • @doranconall9995
    @doranconall9995 4 роки тому +196

    Simon: No more spirits.
    Danny: So the next script will be on haunted distilleries...

  • @misanikolic9708
    @misanikolic9708 4 роки тому +8

    "Marketing a.k.a. lies" ... see these are the little pearls of business wisdom we keep coming back for, Simon.

  • @tttm99
    @tttm99 4 роки тому +91

    That's a T-shirt: "it's not that I don't like you, I just think you're a bit dim!"
    Add logo.
    Print.

  • @TimPiazza
    @TimPiazza 4 роки тому +28

    Simon: "I don't know why you're here entirely"
    Us: because we already loved you, but now we get you + blaze. Sears truly is the best channel

  • @M21assult
    @M21assult 4 роки тому +196

    **spirits aren't real**
    **stares fondly at my apparently imagined bottle of Vodka**

    • @demoniack81
      @demoniack81 4 роки тому +23

      "Spirits are the new communism"
      Your choice of spirit is apparently appropriate.

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 4 роки тому +4

      **allegedly imagined**

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 роки тому

      just a guess, but I do not think that is the kind of spirits he was referring to....

    • @M21assult
      @M21assult 4 роки тому +1

      @@Krahazik shhhhh. His fault for not being specific.

    • @TheRedneckBudha
      @TheRedneckBudha 4 роки тому

      So my whiskey is a lie?

  • @citrusjelly9069
    @citrusjelly9069 4 роки тому +35

    I was used to simons other than 18 channels where he is more “reigned in”. I found this one recently and it has my vote for the best of the best.

  • @NikiY
    @NikiY 4 роки тому +117

    Simon: doesn't know why business blaze has an audience
    Me: business blaze is my favourite UA-cam channel
    Also me: where is ETA?!

    • @doranconall9995
      @doranconall9995 4 роки тому +11

      He's being phased out because our boy with the blaze doesn't like the competition.

    • @NikiY
      @NikiY 4 роки тому +9

      @@doranconall9995 ETA will live on in our hearts, and our stolen identities ✊🏻

    • @kozaky32
      @kozaky32 4 роки тому +2

      Doran Conall allegedly

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 4 роки тому +2

      HIS NAME IS CHARLES

    • @nckoes
      @nckoes 4 роки тому +1

      BB is the best.

  • @coppergryphon7787
    @coppergryphon7787 Рік тому +7

    I'm dying at Simon's lack of knowledge of Fabio. You should do a Biographics on him 🤣

    • @prestonbruchmiller497
      @prestonbruchmiller497 Рік тому +1

      Simon doesn’t have a good track record of remembering the subjects of the videos he does

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 4 роки тому +36

    Danny I feel your pain, I’ve been secretly designing elevators in my spare time, waiting for my big break into a elevator design competition. Maybe one day we will get are chance to show the world that elevator designers need not hide anymore.

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 4 роки тому +13

      I had a cool idea for one where all the buttons inside are blank and randomly placed around the walls, so you have to guess by trial and error which one to press.

    • @fleghel
      @fleghel 4 роки тому +5

      The OG!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 роки тому +1

      Secretly might be your problem

    • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
      @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 4 роки тому

      Royale with cheese......So you you’ve heard of the FEE, We’ll be watching you.

  • @starcrashr
    @starcrashr 4 роки тому +33

    Some of these, like when people climbed over fences, are just Darwin Awards.

    • @majesticwerm7813
      @majesticwerm7813 Рік тому

      100%. They tell you to stay seated before you leave the station. Signs all over the fences CLEARLY telling you to stay out of the fenced areas. If you ignore all that shit, that’s on you 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @iforgot8376
    @iforgot8376 4 роки тому +89

    "Nothing good happens in a dark tunnel. Rollercoaster accidents, car accidents, ra- *ID SHADOW LEGENDS* "
    Legit though that was where that was going.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +37

      You'll get raided by a shadow legend in those dark tunnels.

    • @tvsinesperanto7446
      @tvsinesperanto7446 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 Wouldn't surprise me. The devs of Raid SL seem like CHUDs to me.

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 4 роки тому

      I was really hoping he was going to say Murder bc I just watch at ep of Psych and that totally happened...

    • @MrShitthead
      @MrShitthead 4 роки тому

      Someone's butt is getting raided

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому

      oh shit

  • @slaveluna
    @slaveluna 4 роки тому +4

    "Death is not funny, Simon" LMAO There's a Venn diagram... "reasons I'm going to hell" and "things I find funny"... I think my diagram and Simon's would be very similar. This is why Simon is one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 4 роки тому +159

    Danny: But this is about people getting beheaded and losing limbs.
    Simon: Teehee lol 😂🤣

    • @adamkg3215
      @adamkg3215 4 роки тому +7

      "All thirty-two passengers were trapped in the tunnel and required rescue from emergency personnel and ten of the riders were injured." Simon turns to the camera beginning to question Danny's judgement in including the story at all adding, "That's all! That doesn't sound too bad."
      He continues reading, "Tragically, it was too late to save--oh"

    • @TheHoagie13
      @TheHoagie13 4 роки тому +1

      Derrr-herherher!!! 😏😹

    • @robertt9342
      @robertt9342 4 роки тому +1

      Is it really surprising given he keeps Danny chained in the basement?

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 4 роки тому +2

      @@adamkg3215and don't forget Sam's timely addition of the red screen tint.

  • @Nowah1
    @Nowah1 4 роки тому +16

    Simon: Complains about heat
    Also Simon: THIS JACKET IS NICE

  • @7-ten
    @7-ten 4 роки тому +177

    2:45 we are here because we like the cocaine-fueled, hostage keeping, script slapping, dislike button promoting Simon!

    • @jallaj2286
      @jallaj2286 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed!

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 4 роки тому +10

      I'm here because ETA has my family and if i don't keep watching I'll never see them again.

    • @syncagray
      @syncagray 4 роки тому +3

      I'm here because I accidentally started to grow a brain cell, and now I'm on a pest control spree.

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 роки тому +1

      I was gonna add an agreement that sounds slightly mad, but damn, _syncagray,_ I can't top that...

    • @AceFurryTrash
      @AceFurryTrash 4 роки тому +3

      I'm here for the Blaze

  • @savannahhenley7728
    @savannahhenley7728 4 роки тому +9

    I love how there's already a number one at the beginning of this video because we all know Simon is going to become creatively bankrupt and he's going to have a part two to this video.

  • @Starwarskid61
    @Starwarskid61 4 роки тому +33

    5:41 Simon: Is my head getting cut off again?
    Yes, and you know who else's? 17:49

  • @jessicaevans7847
    @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +29

    "None of it's REAL, just like religion"
    - Simon Whistler -
    S*** like this is exactly why I love you.
    Also, would I be able to get this on a shirt?

    • @Memento_Mori_Morals
      @Memento_Mori_Morals 4 роки тому

      And here I thought religion existed... silly me. What do they do when people attend church then?

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +2

      @@Memento_Mori_Morals sit there and talk to themselves clearly

    • @objecttothis
      @objecttothis 4 роки тому

      Oh, well if you say so Simon. ::facepalm::

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +1

      @@objecttothis don't hate cuz you're a religious zealot

    • @Memento_Mori_Morals
      @Memento_Mori_Morals 4 роки тому

      @@jessicaevans7847 well I think actually its amongst themselves... Also in church at least you generally like offer praise to God, but I got a good LOL at what u said... It hurt my back. XD (it was already hurt thou.)

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +93

    “That’s what we call marketing folks. Also known as lies.”
    As a guy who worked in a call center that dealt with post-sales and now work with returns, I endorse this statement so hard that it could be interrupted as a sexual innuendo.
    Edit: I meant to say “interpreted” but thanks to auto-correct, it made my comment take an entirely different but hilarious meaning.

    • @MrGreg242
      @MrGreg242 4 роки тому +3

      Allegedly.

    • @shootthemoon6072
      @shootthemoon6072 4 роки тому +9

      Sexual interruptions suck.
      Do you mean "Interpreted"?
      😂👍

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 роки тому

      _Yep, cause I yelled "FIGGUT!!!" and clicked it 2nd. 0.o_

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 4 роки тому +1

      I hate sexual interruptions!

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +1

      Not Sure
      Oh now I see what you’re talking about LOL.
      Yes that’s what I meant. I blame Auto-Correct.

  • @Jandau85
    @Jandau85 4 роки тому +8

    I love how Business Blaze has developed a mind of its own and Simon has no idea why anything is happening, but he's going along with it...

  • @shanehebert3237
    @shanehebert3237 4 роки тому +159

    "I dont know why you're here"
    Because cocaine and coffee makes the best Simon.

    • @sarahburke5839
      @sarahburke5839 4 роки тому +7

      I thought we were here to see watch his beard grow over the past 4 -5 years. Beardless Simon is scary

    • @46phrogknight
      @46phrogknight 4 роки тому +4

      Beardless Simon looks like a salamander. Bearded Simon looks like a god

    • @benlamborn5792
      @benlamborn5792 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair I'm not sure why I'm here but I am here and enjoying it

  • @zacharybarton1047
    @zacharybarton1047 4 роки тому +11

    I've watched every Business Blaze...to the end. I don't know why I'm here either... I'll keep watching. Don't stop blazing.

  • @harperhyperfixiates
    @harperhyperfixiates 4 роки тому +70

    My dad’s hat fell off of a ride at 6 flags, and a woman a few seats back caught it. It was magical...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +19

      What a legend.

    • @1puppetbike
      @1puppetbike 4 роки тому +6

      40 years ago.. My grandma spit out the front window while driving down an old dusty road in Mississippi..
      My brother in the backseat caught it.
      It was magical.

    • @1puppetbike
      @1puppetbike 4 роки тому +3

      If fortune tellers could win the lottery. We could all find a happy medium.

    • @zachyoung5598
      @zachyoung5598 4 роки тому +2

      Love it. My Dad caught my hat from two rows back... On Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, of all places...

    • @anthonybeervor2265
      @anthonybeervor2265 4 роки тому +4

      ...And that is how I met your mother.

  • @violetteclingersmith8792
    @violetteclingersmith8792 4 роки тому +5

    We're here because we love learning about Simon and Danny's backstories. I swear Danny has worked in every conceivable field. He should do a guest appearance sometime.

  • @InFlamedParlysis88
    @InFlamedParlysis88 4 роки тому +126

    Business Blaze- Wal-Mart's fail in Germany. Allegedly

    • @Noise-Bomb
      @Noise-Bomb 4 роки тому +4

      I second this the story is great.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 роки тому +5

      Or Target's disastrous foray into the Canadian market

    • @ididitlikethis2273
      @ididitlikethis2273 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah id love to see Simon roast wal mart

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +2

      Andy B ...yeah, the yank guy who bought the world's oldest of stores, the Hudsons Bay Company (really a shame...part of the heritage of Canada, sold to yanks), tried to turn the Bay's subsidiary Zellers into Target stores.......Target failed miserably!

    • @Yvolve
      @Yvolve 4 роки тому +2

      @@remlatzargonix1329 Or Hudson's Bays failure in Europe. They lost 220 million in 2 years, of which 82 million in the Netherlands alone. Their Amsterdam store was massive, but was literally down the street from the most famous Dutch department store, which was struggling already. A competitor had just gone under, as the whole department store concept wasn't profitable.
      A friend of mine worked on their store interior there, she said it was mayhem. The Amsterdam location was busy on the first day because of all the fanfare, but was no competition for the existing, failing market.
      Eventually, after massive losses, they admitted that they had done no market research and assumed their reputation in Canada would turn a profit here. Very costly mistake.

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 4 роки тому +11

    "Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated,
    It really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it"

  • @han5vk
    @han5vk 4 роки тому +37

    I hear Simon's voice more frequently than my friends' and family's.

  • @jazzireearmas498
    @jazzireearmas498 4 роки тому +27

    Nobody:
    Simon: "None of its real, just like religion."
    Me: "All hail Simon the Great!"

    • @fredlougee2807
      @fredlougee2807 4 роки тому +1

      I disagree. Religion is very real. What the religion is telling you is likely pure fantasy, but...

  • @ClintUdy
    @ClintUdy 4 роки тому +76

    "death isn't funny"
    (Laughs in Darwin Awards)

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому

      Most of them are fake. It started as a joke website.

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 4 роки тому +3

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio When it started most were fake. Most are provably real these days, livestreaming and social media makes it easy.

    • @ClintUdy
      @ClintUdy 4 роки тому

      @@andrewvachon7215 sorry to hear that... But simultaneously 😂😂

  • @Banedragon
    @Banedragon 4 роки тому +10

    Simon: "professional you tubers don't drink are work"
    Karl smallwood: "Ya, it's a drinking video today"

    • @robertbrown1141
      @robertbrown1141 4 роки тому +1

      Is Karl really a "professional" though? Lol

    • @brianargo4595
      @brianargo4595 3 роки тому

      @@robertbrown1141 does he get paid for it? Then he's a professional.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому

      @@brianargo4595 As much as I hate the idea, it's true. People hold the word "professional" to a high standard when really it just means you make a living doing the thing.

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 роки тому

      @@Stettafire don't even need to make a living.
      Just thinking of all the minimum wage employees that need to work multiple jobs to make a living - they're professional hairdressers, food workers, ...
      Get paid, be a professional

    • @WillowTDog
      @WillowTDog 3 роки тому

      @@Stettafire That's true for the original definition of the world, or not "original" so much as "established." The colloquial use will become part of the dictionary definition if it sticks around long enough.

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 роки тому +41

    We're here because it's fun and we love the injokes. And we're worried what happens to Danny if you don't need him anymore

    • @sarahrosen4985
      @sarahrosen4985 4 роки тому +2

      I think you have that backwards: What happens when Danny gets a book deal; is poached by another channel or starts his own and doesn't need Simon?

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +3

      @@sarahrosen4985 can't happen. He's stuck in the basement he has no contact to the outside world except this channel.
      He's not getting any deals.
      But seriously He wouldn't dare to leave us! There's a reason he became the only writer for this channel it's just the holy trinity Simon Danny and Sam. (sry ETA is a priest at best hopefully not a catholic one 😂)

  • @rantymcrant-pants9536
    @rantymcrant-pants9536 4 роки тому +11

    "I don't drink at work!!"
    Yet, Simon. Yet.

  • @Danielle_Zor-El
    @Danielle_Zor-El 4 роки тому +28

    "Whether you actually enjoy roller coasters or not...is apparently directly linked to how much dopamine you've got flying about your brain..."
    Cocaine helps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp 4 роки тому +3

    The fact that Simon questions why we're watching in every episode brings me joy.

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 4 роки тому +143

    I’ve traveled America riding roller coasters, I had no idea I was blazing the whole time.

    • @wugzig
      @wugzig 4 роки тому +4

      Did you make it to cedar point or kings island, both in ohio

    • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
      @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 4 роки тому +3

      Eric .Wukusick.....Of all the parks that my family and I have been to Cedar Point was are favorite, we live in Florida, and would drive there on a Friday after work, ride roller coasters all weekend then drive straight back and be at work Monday morning, Fun, Fun, Fun, it was great.

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 4 роки тому +2

      Feel I need to follow this comment tread. Think it might get entertaining

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 4 роки тому +4

      I did kings island on some molly once.
      It was the only time I had fun there.

    • @spacealienrissley
      @spacealienrissley 4 роки тому +1

      Six flags great America Illinois

  • @adamkufner2511
    @adamkufner2511 4 місяці тому +2

    Nerding with Simon is Legendary. Tangent of a tangent is epic.

  • @AliasUndercover
    @AliasUndercover 4 роки тому +63

    Curses are definitely real. They just don't actually do anything.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +1

      Gosh dang, that made me laugh.

    • @markkarasik2211
      @markkarasik2211 4 роки тому +2

      Ok all the god/angels/demons/devils/heaven and hell...hooey😎 Religion is on the other hand is dangerously real and in the USA, tax exempt

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 4 роки тому

      Dang it, that's a slight against us curse enforcers - followers of a long proud tradition of good, old fashioned, dishonest hard work!

    • @drbosommd
      @drbosommd 4 роки тому

      Try being a Melbourne Demons fan. The Curse is Real.

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 4 роки тому

      Smashed it...so proud of these comments tonight

  • @pollyphemeus
    @pollyphemeus 4 роки тому +10

    "it's like 35 degrees and my feet are sweaty"
    Obligatory response: " Dude put a coat on you'll get frostbite"

    • @jesthered7966
      @jesthered7966 4 роки тому +4

      Pft Americans and your Fahrenheit. Allegedly a way to measure temperature

    • @xxibjrosek
      @xxibjrosek 4 роки тому

      @@jesthered7966 actually, 35°F can feel like a heat wave when you've gone over 2 months with temps staying at 0° F or even colder with the wind chill. I've seen people here in the States wearing t-shirts and shorts when it's 35°F and I wish I was joking.

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 4 роки тому

      @@xxibjrosek It's amazing how quick you acclimatize when traveling too though I at least do notice it more when I've returned home from somewhere hot and humid (I live in the UK) feels less extreme returning from a few weeks in Nevada than Thailand. Probably because humid air feels hotter than it actually is so the same temperature difference feels less extreme after acclimatizing to dry heat rather than humid heat despite the dry heat in Nevada being hotter on average.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +62

    "Also known as lies"
    And ETA sits on a throne of lies

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory1205 4 роки тому +4

    "Okay, well his neck is weak as shit"
    SAVAGE SIMON

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 4 роки тому +54

    UA-cam be like: unalive
    Simon: DEATH
    UA-cam: so you have chosen demonetization!

  • @kryptekghost207
    @kryptekghost207 4 роки тому +6

    "What professional UA-camr drinks while working?"
    *Laughs in Karl Smallwood*

  • @devinnelson2504
    @devinnelson2504 4 роки тому +26

    going back to see where the in-jokes came from is fun even though I’ve already watched all the videos. Something, something, zebra sex mask

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +1

    5:50 - Chapter 1 - Mickey mouse operation
    10:25 - Chapter 2 - The perfectly safe cyclone
    14:55 - Chapter 3 - Is it a bird ? Is it a plane ?
    16:25 - Chapter 4 - Always read the signs
    18:15 - Chapter 5 - There is a wrong place & wrong time for anything
    20:30 - Chapter 6 - The forgotten big dipper
    23:20 - Bonus facts

  • @disbeafakename167
    @disbeafakename167 4 роки тому +10

    Oh man, I love going to theme parks when no one is there during the middle of the week. It is so awesome. My cousins and I had such a blast on a Thursday at Knottsberry farms. We rode roller coasters until we puked. Repeatedly. We didn't even have to get off the ride, there was zero line.

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 4 роки тому +65

    "None of it's real, like religion"
    Religions are real, there are several of them, they exist. What religions BELIEVE, on the other hand...

  • @audaciousifti
    @audaciousifti 4 роки тому +19

    Haha yes opened youtube just in time for my favorite meme page

  • @FnMageTank
    @FnMageTank 4 роки тому +6

    "If business Blaze is big enough, someone is eventually going to die while watching Business Blaze".
    So, if a provider is watching Business Blaze, and someone dies, interrupting that provider, does that count? Because it's happened, twice in one week!!

  • @tiffanymims8691
    @tiffanymims8691 4 роки тому +8

    I love this channel!!!! I love the script, I love Simon reading it, and the memes that are added! That is why I always watching your channel!!!!

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG 3 роки тому +2

    Simon: I'm taking off my shoes because it's 35 degrees and my feet are sweaty.
    Most of America: What?
    Alaska: Seems legit.

  • @matthewdovidas4213
    @matthewdovidas4213 4 роки тому +11

    You did it again, Simon. You legend.

  • @yelram6698
    @yelram6698 4 роки тому +3

    Any day now we will be getting that "What the hell Danny?!?" shirt merch.

  • @ididitlikethis2273
    @ididitlikethis2273 4 роки тому +40

    Guess the guy who went over the fences and got decapitated, didn’t really need his hat after all in the end.

    • @Tangerine_Kat
      @Tangerine_Kat 4 роки тому +11

      BA-DA-BUM-BUM-TSHSHSHSHSH!!

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому

      "In the end" is not exactly where you need it anyway.

  • @irishassassin42069
    @irishassassin42069 3 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite Simon, he is far more genuine on this channel, I subscribe to all of his channels I believe, and always enjoy him. On this channel hes far more enjoyable.

  • @ProfTydrim
    @ProfTydrim 4 роки тому +16

    I'm here for the in-jokes actually

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 4 роки тому +8

    Friend- What’s BB like?
    Me- Remember “Castaway” with Tom Hanks? Like that with a Brit accent and a heater...
    Allegedly

  • @RustedSteele
    @RustedSteele 4 роки тому +27

    I got to this 10 seconds after it was posted and I'm so happy. xD
    Edit to add: I'm here for the Blaze. And the memes.

    • @Danielle_Zor-El
      @Danielle_Zor-El 4 роки тому +3

      I managed 2 minutes...lol. 🤣

    • @ultraman6644
      @ultraman6644 4 роки тому

      yh a pewdiepie video came out at the exact time Guess which one I picked

    • @nitroustommy3668
      @nitroustommy3668 4 роки тому +1

      Why?

    • @MrGreg242
      @MrGreg242 4 роки тому +4

      All praise the Meme Lord Sammy giving us that extra spice to the main blaze!

  • @erinjanssen8336
    @erinjanssen8336 4 роки тому +19

    Far-be-oh, Fabio was considered “the most sexiest man” of the time, which is why he might have been on the ride at the time. I remember the goose incident. Wow, now I feel old.

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 роки тому +1

      Very ironic that it happened to him, as it probably broke his nose and made him less sexy as a result.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +5

      I don't understand why he was mad at the ride, saying it was dangerous. Properly, he should have been campaigning for the complete extinction of geese.

    • @quillarmike6947
      @quillarmike6947 4 роки тому

      Also, Busch Gardens is Europe-themed, which may explain why an Italian celebrity would be there.

    • @thebongmaster
      @thebongmaster 4 роки тому +2

      @@viddork His pride was hurt, so it was automatically the parks and rides fault. someone had to pay.. this is the mindset of the Vain.

    • @paulhilton4154
      @paulhilton4154 4 роки тому

      I thought it was just publicity for "I can't believe it's not butter".....
      I mean, he was in all their commercials back than

  • @teresawelter7530
    @teresawelter7530 4 роки тому +11

    Simon: Witches aren't real!
    Me: Hold my broom...

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +1

      That broom better be able to make you fly.

    • @teresawelter7530
      @teresawelter7530 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 Not only can you fly on it, you can BLAZE through the night! ;)

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +1

      Epic.

  • @attilavarga35
    @attilavarga35 4 роки тому +8

    Press "F" for the goose. Roast in peace mate. :(

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 роки тому +6

    2:30 Maybe leave the injokes for the middle?
    Eh, Simon Unplugged has its own virtue.
    8:30 Omg, a cure for kidney stones is G-forces!!!

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 3 роки тому +1

    "Heads will roll" ...😳😆 Oh man! I couldn't stop myself from laughing.

  • @thefatherrabbit
    @thefatherrabbit 4 роки тому +9

    Speaking of roller coasters and Ferrari, there's a Ferrari theme park called Ferrari World with a coaster called the Turbo Track that goes straight up through the center of the roof and back down. It's insane.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +1

      That sounds cool.

    • @thefatherrabbit
      @thefatherrabbit 4 роки тому

      Joe Horn Pretty sure it's Abu Dhabi actually but the two are not that far apart.

  • @malcolmd5851
    @malcolmd5851 4 роки тому +2

    Simon needs to show us a picture of the mysterious legend known as danny

  • @jeffkadlec8264
    @jeffkadlec8264 4 роки тому +5

    We're here because you have a good voice and you're hilarious. Love this channel!

  • @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010
    @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010 4 роки тому +1

    Dude! Fabio was the "I can't believe it's not butter" guy 😂

  • @TerroristPenguin
    @TerroristPenguin 4 роки тому +12

    On this point, has there been a blaze on Action Park, New Jersey, USA. That's a story in itself.

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 4 роки тому

      Ooo yeah, that's a good one!

    • @KlockoFett
      @KlockoFett 4 роки тому

      That could probably be a 2 parter

    • @aprilrusso3082
      @aprilrusso3082 4 роки тому

      Accident Park! Yeah, you could probably devote a few episodes to covering all the accidents that happened there.

  • @ericbosken3114
    @ericbosken3114 4 роки тому +1

    "Heads will roll..." Hats off to the best Blaze pun yet!

  • @Zyo117
    @Zyo117 4 роки тому +18

    "There's really no escaping the fact that we're largely talking about people falling to their deaths, getting their legs amputated, breaking every bone in their bodies, or getting their heads sliced off." Welcome to Business Blaze.

  • @joeycampbell940
    @joeycampbell940 3 роки тому +1

    Simon: Professional UA-camrs dont drink while working.
    Achievement Hunter: Pass the bottle its time to record.

  • @ceb19900
    @ceb19900 4 роки тому +5

    Subliminal coffee ads and a disturbing lack of E.T.A, the start of dark times I see?

    • @lisamarie06
      @lisamarie06 4 роки тому

      ETA was busy sabotaging Simon's other channels. Watch today's Top Tenz and you'll see, or rather hear, what I mean.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому

      He's preparing for winter.

    • @ZekeGraal
      @ZekeGraal 4 роки тому

      Don’t let your guard down Simon, ETA hibernates with one eye open. He will strike when you least expect it.

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 4 роки тому +4

    This channel is going to end up on Megaprojects one day.
    "I'm not sure why I made that channel, but the videos just kept coming. After video 100,000 we realized..."

  • @dylanbusby7851
    @dylanbusby7851 4 роки тому +83

    Me when I see a blaze video without the daddy chill meme: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!!!

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +2

      I don't know, but it looks like a clip from some kind of road-side freak show. Totally weirds me out.

    • @112313
      @112313 4 роки тому +6

      Daddy, chill.

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 4 роки тому +9

      I thought it was saying "Danny, chill."

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +22

      Gotta ration out those fine memes.

  • @joeybonneau1360
    @joeybonneau1360 4 роки тому

    13:30 for Simon's impression of a person suffering from shattered vertebrae... LMAO! Well played...

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 4 роки тому +5

    All I know is that the Big Thunder Mountain locomotive has a thirst for human blood now...

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam 3 роки тому +2

    Simon casually not knowing how to pronounce Fabio is the best thing about this video.

    • @WillowTDog
      @WillowTDog 3 роки тому

      His mispronunciations are just fantastic. He did an episode on one of his channels about Ceasar, so he talked a lot about Pompey. He pronounced it like you would Pompei, which is probably why he made the mistake. I don't know why it got to me, it's really not common knowledge, but he says it so many times. Lol.

  • @marisa1637
    @marisa1637 4 роки тому +15

    I had such a hard time paying attention to the video because I got to it so early and was crushed by the pressure of writing a good comment. So here we are.

    • @sarahrosen4985
      @sarahrosen4985 4 роки тому +1

      I'm having a hard time paying attention to the video because I'm busy reading the comments.

  • @Stormynormy42
    @Stormynormy42 4 роки тому

    Two things, the first is a tip and the second is a longish story you'll wanna hear.
    First of all, in regards to going to amusement parks with barely anyone there, you'll almost never do this at any of the big name, national/international tourist attraction parks. But the ones that are built for local markets tend to only be busy on the weekends, especially during the school year. During the summer it can be a bit more dodgy, but if you do a little bit of research, you can find what their busy days/hours are and go with little to no rides, it's pretty great.
    Secondly, and more importantly, I was in line for the Batman ride when the kid with the church group lost his hat rack. He wasn't retrieving the hat, that was likely them covering for the fact that they had suggested he go through there in the first place. One of the main parking lots is immediately adjacent to the Gotham City themed section of the park, but you have to walk halfway around the park to the entrance, then back through the park to get to it. He had forgotten something in the church van, but his buddies were headed to batman. So he decided, possibly at their suggestion, to go to the van and hop the fence to come back in, and join them in line. We saw him jump the first fence and thought he'd walk around the second one, which protected the areas that the coaster was low enough to hit someone. When he started jumping the second fence, a lot of us started yelling at him to stop, but he couldn't hear us over the sound of (ironically) the coaster. Then it hit him and it was absolutely brutal. Simultaneously the most horrific and quickest death I've been unfortunate enough to witness. And yes, I still see it in my sleep sometimes, trauma is so fun!
    But yeah, it was absolutely his own fault. He would have been absolutely fine if he had taken the maybe 200 foot longer route around the second fenced area, though he probably would have been tossed from the park pretty shortly afterwards, and then had some sort of minor scandal within the youth group at their church, but that's probably the better of the two options.

  • @Dreamwriter4242
    @Dreamwriter4242 4 роки тому +5

    We the few, the legendary. If we purch enough merch you don't need more than 200k subscribers!

  • @good_mourning
    @good_mourning 4 роки тому

    @ 4:10 that Pluto meme literally broke me 😂 🤣 😵. Seriously, that meme is perfection lmao.

  • @Swiftkitten88
    @Swiftkitten88 4 роки тому +4

    fun fact: Disney land CA my mom was watching thunder-mountain go around the track and at one point she thought she saw the train come off the track a bit on a downhill part. she told an employee and they told her everything was fine. 30 min later the ride was shutdown for the rest of the day with no explanation given other than "something was loose"

  • @kimberlyshirley7823
    @kimberlyshirley7823 4 роки тому

    I accidentally stumbled upon Business Blaze, was confused on the memes, then decided to binge watch from oldest to newest just to understand the memes. Now I know key pieces of business information, such as: how COVID affected the boiler repair industry, allegedly how to avoid getting sued, and where to buy a zebra sex mask. Now I have less than 10 episodes to catch up on the Blaze. 10/10, would do again.
    On a more serious note, this channel has given me some laughs while going through a rather difficult time lately (as if 2020 wasn't already a nightmare). Keep on blazing strong, Simon, Danny, Sam and Charles Wilson.

  • @XDarkGreyX
    @XDarkGreyX 4 роки тому +12

    Restaurants with weird food items on the menu that Danny expects Simon to like/dislike

  • @qtheplatypus
    @qtheplatypus 4 роки тому +7

    “Professional UA-cam’s don’t drink on the job” Karl Smallwood would like to talk to you.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому +1

      And Quill18, Skallagrim, Pinsent Tailoring, Simply nailogical, SORTEDFood, Barry's Kitchen, Wintergatan, Markiplier, LetsPlay, House of Moxie, TheGameMaster, Franki, Rush, VBunny Go, CaptainHaasy, Still It, Pro Home Cooks, The F Word, Alex, How to Make Everything, No Fun Haus, The Homebrew Challenge, Glen and Freinds Cooking, Joshua Wiessman, Townsends, How to Drink, HealthyJunkFood... Mostly cooking channels, if I'm honest

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 роки тому

      @@Stettafire pretty sure he mentioned Karl because Karl writes the TIFO scripts ^^
      And yes, all the professional Whisky testing channels!! O.o

  • @tootyfrooty7604
    @tootyfrooty7604 4 роки тому +43

    Once again I have had to SMASH that Dislike Button because "Business Blazed" Cocaine isn't available on the Purch The Merch web-shop (allegedly)

    • @ExperimentIV
      @ExperimentIV 4 роки тому +4

      you need to go to the purchthemurch2848727748289 dot onion for that

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +3

      Tooty Frooty ....look for the secret link....

  • @jacobrodrig8
    @jacobrodrig8 4 роки тому

    My dad's company rented out six flags over Texas one year, agreed having an entire theme park to like 200 people is one of the best experiences. Riding the same ride 12 times in a row was so much fun

  • @marethyuthefirstshinigami162
    @marethyuthefirstshinigami162 4 роки тому +13

    "profesional youtubers don't drink"
    Karl Smallwood would disagree

    • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
      @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +1

      As would Oxhorn

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому

      Marethyu, the first shinigami ....Karl Who?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 роки тому +1

      @@remlatzargonix1329 Bo Burnham V1.07
      To be more helpful:
      Fact Fiend channel is this exact shit but but with irreverent knowledge spunge Karl Smallwood.

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 роки тому

      He's professionally unprofessional, so I'm not sure if that reaally counts or not

  • @kota_tko
    @kota_tko Рік тому

    I love coming across these older videos from Simon that I haven’t seen yet💙 watching for the first time in 2023

  • @davudlastname2545
    @davudlastname2545 4 роки тому +11

    How the hell do you sneak pass a ride operator without them noticing a lack of leg

    • @natesuth7742
      @natesuth7742 4 роки тому +5

      This made me laugh more then i think it should of

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +3

      Shoto... asking the important questions.

  • @eartecathy7378
    @eartecathy7378 4 роки тому

    Not only is this channel amusing, but Simon's great voice also does a great job of putting me to sleep late at night when shown on the TV. No this is not sarcasm but might help you understand why some of us enjoy watching to the very end.

  • @Not-Great-at-Gaming
    @Not-Great-at-Gaming 4 роки тому +8

    "Marketing, also known as lies..." Can we assume this is true of all of Simon's marketing for sponsors on his other channels?

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +2

      Shots fired!

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I mean, if you look at legit reviews most of the big products that sponsor are overpriced and mediocre at best.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +5

      pew pew

    • @dash_rabbit
      @dash_rabbit 4 роки тому +1

      ... like religion. Smash that 👎!

  • @Gandalf00UK
    @Gandalf00UK 2 роки тому

    Pro tip… when we went to Disneyland Paris my mother had back problems so couldn’t walk far. To make it easier we hired a wheelchair for her but this also had an unintended consequence. Even for rides she couldn’t go on (with the exception of Big Thunder Mountain) the ride attendants saw us coming up to the 3hr+ long queue with someone in a wheelchair and so ushered us straight down into the much, MUCH shorter queues in the disabled access lane! I’ve never been on so many rides at a theme park in just two day of visits ever before in my life! 😂

  • @InuKun2008
    @InuKun2008 4 роки тому +4

    I remember in August of 2010 when I was riding the wooden coaster Rebel Yell at King's Dominion here in Virginia, and at the far end of the track as the car turned to return back, the safety bar suddenly popped up and wouldn't come back down.
    Thankfully it wasn't too extreme a ride, so I managed to hold onto the bar with my arms and not get thrown from the car.
    Ride was shut afterwards while maintenance looked at the restraint system, though I don't know what the cause of the failure was, or what was done to fix it.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому

      Pretty typical. When I was young, I rode a Mayan Temple style ride at Six Flags in Texas & I was too small for the restraint bar to work correctly. (It's like I was just sliding around loose.) I asked the worker to take a look at it but they said I would be fine & moved on. Spent the entire ride with my arms wrapped around the safety bar since it wasn't restraining me, as we went through UPSIDE DOWN LOOPS IN THE DARK. I actually like roller coasters, but that was terrifying & dangerous!

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 4 роки тому

      @@bluesira Sadly I think the very safe track record makes people overly complacent, well that and theme parks should learn lessons from the work on CRM developed by aviation. When it comes to safely operate a machine carrying passengers every crew member should be empowered to intervene and stop operation if they have articulable safety concerns, rank should not matter and nobody should be at risk of being fired for stopping operation due to a reasonable concern for safety ever. Any company that makes employees scared for their job if they do what they believe is necessary to ensure safety is reckless at best malicious at worst IMO.

  • @someitguy2175
    @someitguy2175 4 роки тому +1

    I didn't get the elevator inside joke, but it still worked as a clever bit of fun. The thought of an elevator designer, being bored during a roller coaster design session, is amusing.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +1

      And thus was the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror born.