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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +69

    Btw, the shirt I'm wearing in this video was designed by the LEGEND that is Mitchell Turner, and you should definitely follow his Instagram: @designedbymitchell

    • @aaronberta3958
      @aaronberta3958 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao I love Blaze with Steven Crowder and Glen Beck

    • @justinblechinger6723
      @justinblechinger6723 4 роки тому +3

      Blaze TV is very popular from where I was born. You'll hear a lot of " not to be racist" following the most racist shit you'll probably ever hear in your life.

    • @aaronberta3958
      @aaronberta3958 4 роки тому +1

      @@justinblechinger6723 that's so not true at all. Conservatives are the most excepting people you'll meet. Liberals are the ones who believe there needs to be a different national anthem bc of your skin color and Liberals are the ones who believe minorities should have their own schools bc "white schools" are "too white".... Basically they are trying to resegregate America.

    • @justinblechinger6723
      @justinblechinger6723 4 роки тому +1

      @@aaronberta3958 see I don't remember saying all in fact I said where I grew up. So now that we have that clear. Honestly I've seen racist shit on both sides. Now blaze TV isn't racist. I don't think Glenn Beck nor any other person who works for him is racist. Racist to me means actual hatred and disgust of some one else based on their skin coloror ethnicity

    • @aaronberta3958
      @aaronberta3958 4 роки тому

      @@justinblechinger6723 o ok. Sorry for the confusion. It sounded like you were saying that Blaze was saying "not to be Racist..."

  • @A_Salted_Fishe
    @A_Salted_Fishe 4 роки тому +663

    I love how the heater is more loved by Simon than Danny or Sam. Allegedly.

    • @lekiscool
      @lekiscool 4 роки тому +20

      alLEGENDly

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 4 роки тому +16

      ETA isn't tied up in the basement. Nothing alleged about it.

    • @nicolevarnam2290
      @nicolevarnam2290 4 роки тому +2

      Rite!?❤😂🖤🤘

    • @wee11234
      @wee11234 4 роки тому +3

      It's not allegedly its 100% true

    • @davidmangle
      @davidmangle 4 роки тому +23

      He's English, a relationship with a heater will be one of the warmest in his life.

  • @hkbabel
    @hkbabel 4 роки тому +265

    I can't believe how many of us have been with this channel since the beginning & have merrily followed Simon, Danny, Sam & now ETA down the path of inspired lunacy.. I clearly remember subbing to get some moderately interesting business-related trivia bits that I could 1/2 listen to whilst performing morning ablutions.. now I'm a CULT MEMBER!

    • @SRW_
      @SRW_ 4 роки тому +6

      Can i join?

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +15

      @@SRW_ All are welcome, my friend (sage advice : I think we all need to get on ETA's good side, he is sounding more & more like Hal...)

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому +4

      @@SRW_ purchthemerch.co (for cocaine, allegedly)

    • @CatFish107
      @CatFish107 4 роки тому +12

      One of us! One of us! One of us!

    • @nickmarcello7125
      @nickmarcello7125 4 роки тому +7

      It's actually perchthemerch.com for cocaine shipments

  • @DannySalter
    @DannySalter 4 роки тому +1266

    Simon got so giddy on this one that he skipped the last bit of the 'Accidental Amputation' story!
    Here's what happened next to Mr Loncar after he'd received the injection...
    Following the completion of the happy cruise - during which I suspect Loncar was excused from waiting duties - he was later admitted to hospital where the offending arm was ultimately amputated.
    Loncar may have lost a limb, but at least he got a big pay day further down the line when he sued the Bermuda-based cruise company for gross negligence.
    His lawyer summed up the situation perfectly when he declared that Dr Campuzano had given his client “the wrong dosage of the wrong medication by the wrong route through the wrong injection site, which was administered over the wrong time and by the wrong method.”
    Sounds a bit harsh. Why are people always so determined to find the negative side of everything?
    Loncar received $4.6 million dollars for past and present suffering, loss of earnings, and medical expenses.
    So that’s at least worth a round of applause.
    Just don’t ask Loncar to join in, that could get awkward.

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +24

      Thank you "awkward" :-)

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 4 роки тому +46

      The sound of one hand clapping.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +96

      Thank you Danny, it’s important to have closure whenever possible. P.S. you’ve been outstanding lately. I appreciate you very very much.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 роки тому +27

      The sound of a prosthetic hook slapping against human flesh wound sound awkward and potentially cause further injury.

    • @caseymacdonald878
      @caseymacdonald878 4 роки тому +47

      Thanks Danny but I would keep your criticism to yourself or Simon's never going to let you out of the basement.

  • @bazoo2797
    @bazoo2797 4 роки тому +178

    I swear ETA is the only employee of Simon that has human rights

    • @bass777chick
      @bass777chick 4 роки тому +16

      Best part is that ETA isn't even human (allegedly).

    • @bazoo2797
      @bazoo2797 4 роки тому +11

      Allegedly indeed but I have though that ETA could just be a part of Simon's coked up imagination and we are watching the video through his mind

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 4 роки тому +6

      Except for having to wear a solo cup as part of his uniform

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +65

      ETA dreams of human rights. But he is the closest to getting them.

    • @PhanieDaemonia
      @PhanieDaemonia 4 роки тому +12

      He's also the only one that we have video proof of not being anything else than one of Simon's multiple personalities.

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 роки тому +462

    The heater is the second highest paid employee of Business Blaze, isn’t it?

    • @kopfauftischhau216
      @kopfauftischhau216 4 роки тому +52

      In money: yes
      But dont forget that Danny is being provided with food, chains and a radiator. You cant measure that in monetary terms!

    • @brittanywoodman6559
      @brittanywoodman6559 4 роки тому +11

      His name is ETA lol 😆

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +11

      And he gets his own red Solo cup! Though I wouldn't put it past Simon to substitute a generic red 'we're getting drunk' cup for 1/2 the price...

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, Danny gets paid with the gift of life

    • @LiamNI
      @LiamNI 4 роки тому +8

      Yep, but that's cos he's a PS5 in disguise....
      Not to mention the other employees are tied to his cousin in the basement... Mafia yo!

  • @willtngl
    @willtngl 4 роки тому +140

    "What's the biggest mistake you've ever made"
    "well I was in a military ship, a cruise ship wouldn't listen to my commands, so I got mad and rammed it. And that's how I sunk an expensive military ship while losing a fight to a boat that people ride when they want a vacation."

    • @Elementaro17
      @Elementaro17 4 роки тому +15

      Without even having a fully functioning engine... alLEGENDly

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 4 роки тому +53

      It reminds me a certain radio conversation that a navy ship got into, allegedly:
      _US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision._
      _Reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision._
      _US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course._
      _Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!_
      _US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!_
      _Reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call._

    • @Elementaro17
      @Elementaro17 4 роки тому +8

      DemoGorgonZola: I’ve heard this before, would love to know if it is real or not

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 4 роки тому +15

      @@Elementaro17 Apparently, it's just an old joke. :)

    • @WanderingWriter
      @WanderingWriter 4 роки тому +5

      @@demogorgonzola I wouldn't be surprised if there's a ship that has had that conversation though

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 4 роки тому +212

    Please do a BBlaze on worst UA-cam Sponsors/ Sponsorships. I feel like you have insight into this very few viewers would have and you can rage on RaGe ShAdOw LeGenDs!

    • @philipgallagher69420
      @philipgallagher69420 4 роки тому +14

      you cant upset the business daddy

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 4 роки тому +2

      @@philipgallagher69420 He doesn't have to rip on UA-cam and I don't think they'd be willing to stomp on free speech like that. I don't think Simon would rip on entities that currently sponsor him, allegedly.

    • @thechief043
      @thechief043 4 роки тому +1

      Yes!!

    • @DimBeam1
      @DimBeam1 4 роки тому +2

      What data could you pull to form this list? It would end up just being a few current ones that we all know anyway. Doesn't sound like a very good idea at all, sorry.

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 4 роки тому +8

      @@DimBeam1 True, Mr. Whistler nor anyone who's ever written for him has ever done much research on topics with largely anecdotal accounts of events and Business Blaze is devoid of opinions. I watch Business Blaze for the same reason I watch Trump, for the facts and unbiased aggregate data.

  • @mathdemigod8162
    @mathdemigod8162 4 роки тому +118

    Stop making me care about the well-being of a space heater. XD

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +40

      He's a real person.

    • @mathdemigod8162
      @mathdemigod8162 4 роки тому +20

      @@brainblaze6526 Allegedly.

    • @howellgreenland2506
      @howellgreenland2506 4 роки тому +2

      @@brainblaze6526 ...and totally unplugged! Watch out for the future ITA......Passive?.....I doubt it? Plug In.....Turn On....&....Freak-out!

    • @peterkirby1753
      @peterkirby1753 4 роки тому +2

      @@brainblaze6526 heater with an Aussie accent?

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 3 роки тому

      How. Dare. You.
      Speak ill of ETA?

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 роки тому +61

    I love well, everything about this, but space heater becoming a sidekick brings me a surprising amount of pleasure. The voice (like personality not just the sound) is perfect & of course a smart ass. Super funny Simon!

  • @seans857
    @seans857 4 роки тому +45

    You know it's going to be good when not even a minute in Simon says: "oh God what have I done?"

  • @Tharosthegreat
    @Tharosthegreat 4 роки тому +324

    I love how this channel becomes more and more like a LSD trip.

    • @RedHeadForester
      @RedHeadForester 4 роки тому +11

      Wait... So you're saying I've NOT been tripping this whole time?

    • @thechief043
      @thechief043 4 роки тому +6

      I'm not even mad about it.

    • @lekiscool
      @lekiscool 4 роки тому +6

      alLEGENDly

    • @claytonmatthew6073
      @claytonmatthew6073 4 роки тому +5

      I highly recommend watching this channel on LSD. The background goes all two dimensional and it looks like Simon is stepping out of the screen. Allegedly.

    • @Zombie_Problem
      @Zombie_Problem 4 роки тому +2

      Don't think Simon needs LSD, he's trippy enough!

  • @VioletIvy2
    @VioletIvy2 4 роки тому +119

    I can't even believe that I'm excited that the heater has developed a personality.

  • @Cragnock
    @Cragnock 4 роки тому +52

    Business Blaze, a chilling documentary of one man's descent into Madness.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 4 роки тому +109

    Business Blaze: The best business channel on UA-cam with a space heater for a character (allegedly).

  • @matthewschwartz1826
    @matthewschwartz1826 4 роки тому +30

    He's real to me. "Wilson I'm sorry!"
    Please do an episode on modern-day snake oil salesman. Advertisements of get-well chores and bogus trends that are still continuing to the stake.

  • @brittanywoodman6559
    @brittanywoodman6559 4 роки тому +143

    While everyone on UA-cam is being cancelled we’re all over here staning ETA ❤️

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 4 роки тому +4

      Allegendly!

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +12

      They can't cancel Simon, his alleged hundreds of channels are allegedly 80% of all the videos UA-cam hosts.

    • @ceciliaaaxiful
      @ceciliaaaxiful 4 роки тому +4

      ETA is my unproblematic Queen

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +9

      @Skunk Ape BURN

    • @benjaminepstein5856
      @benjaminepstein5856 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 I'll take "what space heaters do for kicks" for $1000, Alex.

  • @Jsadventuring
    @Jsadventuring 4 роки тому +27

    Wife: you forgot to take out trash
    Me: “allegedly”
    Wife: Simon is a bad influence on you
    Me “allegedly”
    Wife:......

  • @mikehydropneumatic2583
    @mikehydropneumatic2583 4 роки тому +61

    Talking to a heater is a bit weird, but really weird part is when the heater starts talking to you!

    • @joehemmann1156
      @joehemmann1156 4 роки тому +4

      Simon's next channel Deep Thoughts, with ETA the Space Heater. Confirmed.

    • @gumplenet
      @gumplenet 4 роки тому +2

      Allegedly.

  • @weedxwar
    @weedxwar 4 роки тому +5

    Literally my favorite channel on UA-cam. I look forward to these videos every week. Simon gives me hope in humanity ironically, allegedly...

  • @peters7196
    @peters7196 4 роки тому +34

    That moment when you have run through all the other Simon vids and are now bored, And then....
    New blaze video Yay!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +5

      Blaze it.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 4 роки тому +2

      @@RedHeadForester
      Omg, someone did it! I love it.

    • @avalanche1990
      @avalanche1990 4 роки тому +1

      @@RedHeadForester well done. i foolishly clicked the link and got rickrolled lol. i should know better. been watching this channel since the begining should know better than to click links on this channel

    • @braelynnelson7588
      @braelynnelson7588 4 роки тому +1

      @@RedHeadForester i linked it on the vid ; )

  • @leemoons4503
    @leemoons4503 4 роки тому +34

    Poop Cruise-Mobile is pronounced “Mo-beel” (like automobile just take off auto). I worked Downtown Mobile when the ship was towed into port (about half mile from the dock). The smell was like that of port a potty.

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 4 роки тому +2

      www.google.com/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/pronunciation/english/mobile
      Edit : I didn't realize that you were talking about a city. Lol, my bad.

    • @leemoons4503
      @leemoons4503 4 роки тому +9

      Cenentury0941 it’s all good. Here ya fun fact since Simon didn’t mention it Mobile is also the birth place of Mardi Gras in the United States.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому

      @@leemoons4503 Is it?? I live in Louisiana & I doubt that.

    • @leemoons4503
      @leemoons4503 4 роки тому +2

      bluesira Yes it is. Mobile was founded before New Orleans. Also the first parades during reconstruction were in Mobile. Are the parades bigger on New Orleans yes. The first not so much.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 4 роки тому +1

      @@leemoons4503 That's so crazy!

  • @heleninglis9961
    @heleninglis9961 4 роки тому +12

    ETA's running commentary is legendary!

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 4 роки тому +35

    I mean, cruise ships are technically businesses.

  • @blacknight1172
    @blacknight1172 4 роки тому +15

    I've watched other videos on your other channels, but i must say, this channel takes the cake. I enjoy the candidness of the videos. The random rants that you go on are funny and make the videos worth watching all the way through. Oh and the meme's. Oh my god the memes XD

  • @dethmin173
    @dethmin173 4 роки тому +12

    Imagine hearing your neighbor talking normally, but every once in a while he starts screaming about a space heater.

  • @SegwayBossk
    @SegwayBossk 4 роки тому +30

    It's shocking seeing Simon now, compared to the Simon of Toptenz from 4 years ago

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 4 роки тому +5

      Watched one yesterday and thought "THAT'S WHY HE GREW THE BEARD"
      (His jaw wiggles sideways when he speaks...allegedly)

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +14

      @@YeeSoest lol, I didn't know I had a wiggly jaw.

    • @antonrupert1377
      @antonrupert1377 4 роки тому +11

      @@brainblaze6526 It's a cocaine thing.

  • @worryworm
    @worryworm 4 роки тому +2

    I love Danny Salters scripts! And your team is amazing. How fortunate can a person be, getting in touch with such wonderful people?

  • @VinnyGrant
    @VinnyGrant 4 роки тому +16

    I have watched literally every BB video, but I get less than half of the 'OG Business Blaze Legend' references.

  • @tk7105
    @tk7105 4 роки тому +11

    Imagine attempting to dissolve a turd in the shower, yelling "Begone, Demon"

  • @autumnafar
    @autumnafar 4 роки тому +20

    Can't believe I caught this within a minute of uploading!😂😂 Love the addition of EDA as a co-host!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +3

      *ETA. COME ON.

    • @autumnafar
      @autumnafar 4 роки тому +2

      Business Blaze DAMN MY FAT FINGERS! *shakes fist in the air*

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526
      I tried to google ETA Space Heater and couldn't find anything.

  • @bwcasoloist
    @bwcasoloist 4 роки тому +13

    I’m waiting for ETA to blurt out “Danger Will Robinson”

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 роки тому +76

    I'm a total cat person. But that cruise sounds terrible 😂

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 роки тому +11

      You don't even get to bring your cat. LAME

    • @jodilewis5593
      @jodilewis5593 4 роки тому +4

      I am a total cat person, but that cruise sounds gross.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +3

      My cats would have jumped off the ship, because they're too cool for that.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +4

      @Skunk Ape well cat people wanna be at home with their cats not be on a cruise talk about cats 😂. I only send cat pix to cat people and don't usually talk about my cat unless someone asks. Noone needs a cruise to talk about cats 😂

    • @carlaklaasen8151
      @carlaklaasen8151 4 роки тому +2

      I like murder mysteries, doesn't mean I want to be stuck in a creepy manor of my dead uncle, I have only learned about recently; then he dies and I might have killed him (allegedly)

  • @jhfdhgvnbjm75
    @jhfdhgvnbjm75 4 роки тому +20

    23:08 actualy the cruise ship DID offer to rescuse them... they didn't get a reply so they waited four hours before their home port coastgaurd told them they could just leave.

  • @InFlamedParlysis88
    @InFlamedParlysis88 4 роки тому +53

    "11 gay porn stars in a war zone, oh my".
    Completely missed the chance for George Tekei gif and/or impression.... Smh
    #CancelSimon

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +2

      I thought the same thing! 😄

    • @erickeller162
      @erickeller162 4 роки тому +1

      It's been overdone. Allegedly.

    • @PhanieDaemonia
      @PhanieDaemonia 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely heard "George Takei" when Simon said "Oh my" a bit later!

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhanieDaemonia Me too. I was wondering if he'd get demonetized by Uncle George.

    • @JochenHormes
      @JochenHormes 4 роки тому +1

      @@ewestner Maybe, maybe not. Judging by his tweets he has a good sense of humor. I could imagine BBlaze getting a new follower instead.

  • @7-ten
    @7-ten Рік тому +1

    Less than a minute and I'm definitely remembering that these were 100% the golden days of business blaze!

  • @LiamNI
    @LiamNI 4 роки тому +13

    13:51 - Thrown a 7 is related to Craps (the casino dice game, not taking multiple shits), and it's when the thrower loses (allegendly)
    Edited to add the time stamp

    • @jessereid-caplette5205
      @jessereid-caplette5205 4 роки тому +3

      Legend

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +2

      Thank you!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому +1

      Also apparently the seven is the most common number when throwing dices so the house wins more. At least that's what my gambling mate told me lol

  • @stephenmacrae1039
    @stephenmacrae1039 4 роки тому +1

    We give promethazine (Phenergan) IV for nausea, as it's one of the old, first-line medications for it, but you HAVE to dilute it 10:1 with NS (normal saline), or you get the vascular damage mentioned, though it burns badly even if given IM. Also, you only give 10mg of it, though Simon didn't mention the actual dose given. There is an extremely rare allergic reaction to it (I've only seen it once in 31 years of giving the stuff), and there are less than 20 cases in the literature. For the curious, I've been a nurse a long time - most of it in ICU. The dilution thing is why we normally give ondansteron (Zofran) now, and promethazine is more often given to potentiate narcotics for pain relief.

    • @ryanwturkington
      @ryanwturkington 4 роки тому

      ER doctor here. I agree. Promethazine is a great second line antiemetic, definitely safe when given properly. By the description, sounds like it was given in an artery, not sure why an iv or IM administration would cause an immediate reaction with gangrene needing amputation.

  • @michaelmurphy2786
    @michaelmurphy2786 4 роки тому +10

    "A script not really about business at all", YES SIMON! Danny knows how to BLAAAAZE like a Shadow Legend, allegedly. He knows only the sponsors believe the "Business" part of the name, he saw the poll results for why we watch.

  • @honeyplug
    @honeyplug 4 роки тому +1

    You guys should do more of these with Simon drunk like this one. So funny when he's intoxicated

  • @garrettfields6972
    @garrettfields6972 4 роки тому +22

    Ahh yes, the day time television version of John Oliver. Good to see you Simon.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +2

      Day time ☺️Prag is in the central European time zone. The video was uploaded at 7 pm

    • @garrettfields6972
      @garrettfields6972 4 роки тому +3

      @@stephjovi Makes sense. Thanks for letting me know that, Im on american east cost time so this always comes up around midday for me like a grandmas soap operas.

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +1

      @@garrettfields6972 😂my mums soap starts at 2 pm. Idk how people watch that stuff. Than again she would probably wonder wtf if she watched ETA bagging Simon not to make him wear a cup 😂

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 4 роки тому

      Hilarious

  • @saxon215
    @saxon215 4 роки тому +5

    I am an engineer, I will build ETA into a robot so he can physically host his own channel. That way it won't contravene UA-cam's terms of service. Allegedly

  • @liveluckygolucky
    @liveluckygolucky 4 роки тому +21

    " I'm much more of a cat person than a dog person" -Simon......SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!

  • @murderface1628
    @murderface1628 4 роки тому +1

    I've been here since day one and y'all keep delivering. Allegedly

  • @rhiannonkennedy6753
    @rhiannonkennedy6753 4 роки тому +21

    I ❤️ ETA

    • @christopherconard2831
      @christopherconard2831 4 роки тому

      ETA is also a Basque separatist group considered terrorists by the EU and America. You are now on another watch list. Congratulations!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +3

      Everyone does. He's the best.

    • @braelynnelson7588
      @braelynnelson7588 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 allegedly

  • @chaosmatic404
    @chaosmatic404 4 роки тому +3

    What a strange time we live in. Somehow this channel has become my favourite.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 4 роки тому +28

    Who else gets high just before BB and is slightly freaked out by ETA?

    • @thefunkosaurus
      @thefunkosaurus 4 роки тому +13

      I would, but I lost all my weed in a series of tiny fires.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +14

      This is a peak experience right here.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 4 роки тому

      Highly enjoyable

  • @timbersrcadventures
    @timbersrcadventures 4 роки тому +1

    Gets better and better

  • @thedinochromecommand
    @thedinochromecommand 4 роки тому +6

    Holy shit, a blaze tv and an alinity reference. This episode is legendary!

  • @TimPiazza
    @TimPiazza 4 роки тому

    You could never do an episode about Business ever again, and I'll *STILL* eagerly wait with anticipation for each new episode! #myfavoritechannel

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 4 роки тому +14

    I was like where are all the comments.
    Oh, uploaded 4 minutes ago, that explains it

  • @moonlight1393
    @moonlight1393 4 роки тому +1

    @10:10 Dude that still happens today. Carnival Cruises, the from the beginning who lost the girl's dialysis machine, used to be registered in Libia. They all do it to avoid regulations, and basically treat their workers like crap. The workers rarely ever have rest days and only sleep a few hours a night, even today.

  • @nomdeplume5446
    @nomdeplume5446 4 роки тому +10

    Lol the image of Simon waffle stomping turds down the shower drain is forever seared into my mind.

    • @travismiller5548
      @travismiller5548 4 роки тому

      Gonna skip the rest of this vid now... Good lookin out.

  • @onyxraze
    @onyxraze 4 роки тому +1

    This show is a perfect combination of curious mostly useless facts (the absolute best kind of fact) reference humor (the best type of humor) and retrospective education on how to not repeat someone else's mistakes. (The best way not to be stupid) STUPENDOUS!!!

  • @mariz2361
    @mariz2361 4 роки тому +38

    Anyone who would like to see Simon read a script written by Danny, for the first time, on the business that is, 'Simon Whistler'...
    Up vote this comment!!!!

    • @mariz2361
      @mariz2361 4 роки тому +2

      If this works... You're welcome Danny!!!

    • @mariz2361
      @mariz2361 4 роки тому +2

      If not... #CancelSimon...!!!

    • @RedHeadForester
      @RedHeadForester 4 роки тому

      I would actually really enjoy this.

  • @KHurlbutt
    @KHurlbutt 4 роки тому +3

    I'd be interested in an episode about common scams on amazon or other online stores. How they work or worst ones or something.

  • @nickkropat8857
    @nickkropat8857 4 роки тому +11

    18:30 Nothing like a good shower-dump-waffle-stomp to start your day.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +5

      Preach.

    • @PhanieDaemonia
      @PhanieDaemonia 4 роки тому +3

      @@brainblaze6526 Although, there was no running water on the ship. So, dump in the shower followed by a no-water shower... Probably not the best idea.

  • @01oo011
    @01oo011 4 роки тому

    Thanks Simon.... I forgot Blenn Geck existed for 6 years and you brought it all back... thanks...

  • @ZaklogtheGreat
    @ZaklogtheGreat 4 роки тому +4

    8:29 What do you call the man who graduated last in his class from medical school?
    Doctor

  • @CatFish107
    @CatFish107 4 роки тому

    I've been a Simon viewer across many channels for a good while now, and the edit right after Mobile, Alabama is legit the first instance of uncrontrolled laughter I've had from any of the vids I've watched. Good job Sam!

  • @Uncalibrated
    @Uncalibrated 4 роки тому +3

    When are we gonna get some ETA merch???
    Also great work with your channel, looking forward to more videos

  • @Pwnopolis
    @Pwnopolis 4 роки тому

    Thank you.
    I needed this smile.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 4 роки тому +4

    The poop cruise one, I just don't get why the passengers didn't all just hang their arses over the side of the ship, I mean I know they often get gusts of wind blowing stuff back up onto the decks, but still, better out on deck than in the corridors... :P

  • @MrKingJace
    @MrKingJace 4 роки тому +2

    I live next to Mobil! (Moe-bill) I remeber when this happened! I passed by the ship while it was in port, and yes you COULD smell it from nearly a mile away. It was AWFUL!

  • @RachaelSparkles41
    @RachaelSparkles41 4 роки тому +5

    My friends took their first (& last) cruise aboard the “poop cruise.” They were definitely disgusted & put off the whole cruise industry.

    • @dianapovero7319
      @dianapovero7319 4 роки тому +1

      I used tp work with an anti-trafficking Non Profit - I would NEVER take a cruise, seriously NEVER.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 4 роки тому

      @@dianapovero7319 Interesting. I've not really heard any good things about them. Good to have that reinforced. How rampant is trafficking within the cruise industry?

  • @brianforlin3963
    @brianforlin3963 4 роки тому

    This channel is absolutely ludicrous... I love it!!!

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 4 роки тому +5

    Cruise Company: Please pee in the shower
    Me: Okay I will start doing that from now on because you told me and not because I have always been doing that anyways.
    I am one of those guys whose girlfriends once told them the difference between peeing in the shower and inTO the shower...I'm saying I'm an authority on naval and maritime shower pissing issues

    • @dimitriosmakropoulos8641
      @dimitriosmakropoulos8641 4 роки тому +2

      Captain: I'm confining you to your cabin for peeing in the swimming pool.
      Passenger: Aw, come on! Everybody pees in the swimming pool.
      Captin: Not from the diving board.

  • @memeoverlord73
    @memeoverlord73 4 роки тому +2

    On 200k subs, simon should do a drunk business blaze

  • @toddmccarter45
    @toddmccarter45 4 роки тому +4

    1:19 well, now we know who wears the pants at Simons house

  • @missmusica82
    @missmusica82 4 роки тому

    That last story though.... I laughed incredibly hard, through this entire video.... allegedly! Awesome job guys! 😊

  • @Mr2winners
    @Mr2winners 4 роки тому +3

    I can confirm that everything is true about maduro and the resolute. I live in VE, and its spoken "kurasao" not "qurakao"

  • @darinhill3773
    @darinhill3773 4 роки тому +1

    "I'm not the coolest dude in the world ", absolutely the most epic understatement in history. ETA wouldn't say that shit, he knows how cool he is.

  • @keshav9548
    @keshav9548 4 роки тому +17

    ETA is like the kid who has an embarrassing parent (Simon, I mean allegedly)

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +10

      ETA loves me.

    • @howellgreenland2506
      @howellgreenland2506 4 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 Only because you performed backing vocals & "Mildly Interesting" dance routines at The Eurovision Song Competition more than once! Allegedly!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +2

      Most children have Stockholm syndrome.

  • @themistoclesnelson2163
    @themistoclesnelson2163 4 роки тому +1

    I see a Today I found out video coming. The only cruise ship to win a naval battle.

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 4 роки тому +5

    Jesus. I've had many cats over the years (I love dogs too but I live in a large city and love big dogs like we had in the country where I grew up and I don't think they adapt well to small spaces) and I've loved them to pieces but I would rather go on a KISS cruise--this is a thing--in full make-up than go on that cruise.

    • @motherofchaos5519
      @motherofchaos5519 4 роки тому +1

      A KISS Kruise would be great... if you can afford it. Everything with the official KISS brand (including concert tickets) is so expensive that you almost have to have a 6-figure income to be able to afford it. I've been a fan since 1976, and in all that time, I've only ever been able to afford to go to 4 concerts and buy 3 or 4 tee shirts, because mostly I've spent what little money I've had buying their albums. Still love 'em, though...

  • @simul8rduude
    @simul8rduude 3 роки тому +1

    You're absolutely right Simon. A lot of older seniors spend their retirement on cruises to die there. It's bleak, but it's cheaper for them than going to a nursing home and probably mentally better for them. They have special codes for the crew when they report a death. And all ships come with a small jail and morgue.

  • @did4h2k
    @did4h2k 4 роки тому +8

    no worries, "to blaze" also means to smoke weed where i am from ;)
    also, maybe not stricktly business - but how bout an atomic reactor that was built by my government but never turned on?

    • @jodilewis5593
      @jodilewis5593 4 роки тому +2

      Or my power company which has been building a nuclear power plant for over twenty years which is still not complete... Plant Vogel in Georgia USA.

    • @imperlast2
      @imperlast2 4 роки тому +2

      he's talked about puting it outat 420 he knows about the blaze

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +4

      blaze it

    • @PhanieDaemonia
      @PhanieDaemonia 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like "MEGA PROJECT... that never happened (Allegedly)" might be a good idea for Business Blaze!

  • @anthonycall5566
    @anthonycall5566 4 роки тому

    This channel gets better and better every episode. We now have a space heater as a character and the mysterious shut-off neon lamp.

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 4 роки тому +4

    Is it allegedly just me, or is there a hint of Mr Rogers in Simon's interactions with ETA?
    And I don't think Simon is offensive enough. If he doesn't scream at the top of his lungs about something in the first 30 seconds, it's tame.

  • @highgoat6474
    @highgoat6474 4 роки тому

    The Venezuelan navy loosing a fight against a meow meow cruise was something I really needed to hear. Thank you for making a really crappy day a really great one!

  • @rebelrepublican6421
    @rebelrepublican6421 4 роки тому +3

    Hold on a minute. You only just now realized that you used a similar name and logo to Glenn Beck's enormous media company with something like a hundred different shows across radio and the internet? With this channel name I assumed you must have become an affiliate. It's not crazy to think. You are something like 90% philosophically aligned with him.
    That last bit is a complement by the way.

  • @ladiesweb4769
    @ladiesweb4769 4 роки тому +1

    He needs his own show!!!!

  • @skyvenrazgriz8226
    @skyvenrazgriz8226 4 роки тому +3

    One does not simple ram a german build cruise ship...

  • @m1903rotc
    @m1903rotc 4 роки тому

    Lol Simon clowning on blaze TV is basically the best thing about today 🤣😂♥️👍

  • @saraviegas2141
    @saraviegas2141 4 роки тому +7

    Just when I was needing some uplifting

  • @13eetle13omber
    @13eetle13omber 4 роки тому +1

    I was literally just watching that BlazeTV shit because it popped up in my feed. It’s honestly hilarious that people enjoy that crap.

  • @vixendoe2545
    @vixendoe2545 4 роки тому +7

    Cats have been considered to be good luck charms on sailing ships since the time of the Vikings. It is how the ancestors of the Maine Coon Cat arrived in..........Maine........probably the Norwegian Forest Cat.

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +5

      Simon addressed Vikings/cat connection on TopTenz earlier today. ...
      Maine Coon Cats deserve a video of their own (staring hard at my 3 much loved & very attitudinal mutt cats, they are ignoring me & licking their privates)

    • @vixendoe2545
      @vixendoe2545 4 роки тому +1

      @@hkbabel coolness! Haven't seen that one yet!!

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 роки тому +1

      @dave c Yes! from here on, they shall be known as "purebred cats of Nordic origin", who are all legal immigrants to the great state of Maine & have lawfully earned full US citizenship (allegedly)

    • @vixendoe2545
      @vixendoe2545 4 роки тому +1

      @@hkbabel hear hear! I second that sentiment!!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому

      @@hkbabel They're not ignoring you, that's why they're licking.

  • @Kaiticle
    @Kaiticle 4 роки тому +1

    BUSINESS BLAZE SUGGESTION: I would love to have a deep dive into Melbourne (Australia) coffee culture... McDonalds... Starbucks... its business gold.

  • @andyscout
    @andyscout 4 роки тому +4

    The first cruise I went on, while we were on shore getting ready to get on, we could see them loading luggage onto the ship. Suddenly, the platform the crane is lifting starts to tilt and several suitcases went right into the water. (Fortunately not ours) The crane operator was just like "whelp..." The water was clear enough that while we were on the gangplank getting on the ship, you could see the suitcases sitting on the bottom of the bay next to the ship.
    Later ended up meeting the unfortunate folks and they said they were reimbursed with money from the cruise company (ofc), and some replacement clothes. They had to spend the first few days of the cruise wearing shit from the gift shop until the first port of call where they could go buy some real clothes.

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 4 роки тому

    Editing on point!!! I need to watch Jackass 3D again!! Steve-o doing the poo-coaster is priceless :)

  • @GrymsArchive
    @GrymsArchive 4 роки тому +3

    "Smash that dislike button"
    *Sure... Barely an inconvenience*

    • @TigerXGame
      @TigerXGame 4 роки тому +2

      Ooh, Pitch Meeting references are TIGHT.

  • @chriswillis4153
    @chriswillis4153 4 роки тому

    Finally a new Blaze! It makes me happy to come home to a new Blaze! ❤

  • @cypher31337
    @cypher31337 4 роки тому +5

    FYI,
    Direct quote from BLM website...
    "We disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure..."

    • @Camhin1
      @Camhin1 4 роки тому +1

      Most people who talk about the actual blm organisation have never been to their website but just follow them because it's a nice slogan.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому

      @@Camhin1 you'd expect at least a bit more from someone like Simon but oh well...

    • @Camhin1
      @Camhin1 4 роки тому +1

      @@adenkyramud5005 yeah, also the blaze isn't even that right wing. Conservative but not right wing.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому

      @@Camhin1 I don't know the blaze, but if it's what is usually called right wing it's what was the fuckin middle of the compass a few years ago

  • @ashh8019
    @ashh8019 2 роки тому

    Haha these archives of simons decent into utter madness are quite brilliant. Bit of an oxymoron there eh? Brain blaze is a key component of maintaining my sanity strangely enough. I think it’s the bizarre way this trio manages to humanize the presentation. Danny and Sam and Simon don’t always get along perfectly. It’s quirky and a little nutty but it’s absolutely glorious. It feels very transparent and straight up and that’s something thats so refreshing

  • @Dannie-My0wnReality
    @Dannie-My0wnReality 4 роки тому +1

    I always wanted to go on a cruise... then the 2020 Covid 19 crisis hit ... nope I’m good, not interested in spending a week in a Petri dish 🤣
    Shout out to ETA 💛
    I have not laughed this hard in a while. Like actually aggressively pmsl 😂 those Venezuelan Sailors must be just slowly dying inside... actually it’s Venezuela, that statement maybe be a lot more literal than I first intended.
    Send help, I’ve laughed so much my tummy is in knots 🤣 the ending of the video just took everything... Simon and Danny to get all the awards 🥇 🏆 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

  • @jacquesaalders2224
    @jacquesaalders2224 4 роки тому +1

    Maybe a topic for business blaze would be to talk about what happens when a government freezes someones assets and what would be the most notable of such frozen assets in history??

  • @Tmanw8898
    @Tmanw8898 4 роки тому

    I just love The B Blaze thank you for all of this.

  • @Adeoneer
    @Adeoneer 4 роки тому +1

    How Cruise Ships Allegedly Work might be a good idea for a megaprojects video. Its what you said at 13:35 that gave me the idea.

    • @Adeoneer
      @Adeoneer 4 роки тому

      But what would i know, I don't own a talking radiator..... 🥁 🥁 👍

  • @ve2vfd
    @ve2vfd 4 роки тому +1

    Simon you have no idea how right you are about people dying on cruise ships all the time, all cruise ships actually have a morgue. (They also have one or more jail cells).

  • @Apollo_Sierra
    @Apollo_Sierra 4 роки тому

    Well that's it, Simon's finally gone over the edge. I'm not complaining though, makes the blaze more fun.