Btw, the shirt I'm wearing in this video was designed by the LEGEND that is Mitchell Turner, and you should definitely follow his Instagram: @designedbymitchell
Blaze TV is very popular from where I was born. You'll hear a lot of " not to be racist" following the most racist shit you'll probably ever hear in your life.
@@justinblechinger6723 that's so not true at all. Conservatives are the most excepting people you'll meet. Liberals are the ones who believe there needs to be a different national anthem bc of your skin color and Liberals are the ones who believe minorities should have their own schools bc "white schools" are "too white".... Basically they are trying to resegregate America.
@@aaronberta3958 see I don't remember saying all in fact I said where I grew up. So now that we have that clear. Honestly I've seen racist shit on both sides. Now blaze TV isn't racist. I don't think Glenn Beck nor any other person who works for him is racist. Racist to me means actual hatred and disgust of some one else based on their skin coloror ethnicity
I can't believe how many of us have been with this channel since the beginning & have merrily followed Simon, Danny, Sam & now ETA down the path of inspired lunacy.. I clearly remember subbing to get some moderately interesting business-related trivia bits that I could 1/2 listen to whilst performing morning ablutions.. now I'm a CULT MEMBER!
Simon got so giddy on this one that he skipped the last bit of the 'Accidental Amputation' story! Here's what happened next to Mr Loncar after he'd received the injection... Following the completion of the happy cruise - during which I suspect Loncar was excused from waiting duties - he was later admitted to hospital where the offending arm was ultimately amputated. Loncar may have lost a limb, but at least he got a big pay day further down the line when he sued the Bermuda-based cruise company for gross negligence. His lawyer summed up the situation perfectly when he declared that Dr Campuzano had given his client “the wrong dosage of the wrong medication by the wrong route through the wrong injection site, which was administered over the wrong time and by the wrong method.” Sounds a bit harsh. Why are people always so determined to find the negative side of everything? Loncar received $4.6 million dollars for past and present suffering, loss of earnings, and medical expenses. So that’s at least worth a round of applause. Just don’t ask Loncar to join in, that could get awkward.
"What's the biggest mistake you've ever made" "well I was in a military ship, a cruise ship wouldn't listen to my commands, so I got mad and rammed it. And that's how I sunk an expensive military ship while losing a fight to a boat that people ride when they want a vacation."
It reminds me a certain radio conversation that a navy ship got into, allegedly: _US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision._ _Reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision._ _US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course._ _Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!_ _US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!_ _Reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call._
Please do a BBlaze on worst UA-cam Sponsors/ Sponsorships. I feel like you have insight into this very few viewers would have and you can rage on RaGe ShAdOw LeGenDs!
@@philipgallagher69420 He doesn't have to rip on UA-cam and I don't think they'd be willing to stomp on free speech like that. I don't think Simon would rip on entities that currently sponsor him, allegedly.
What data could you pull to form this list? It would end up just being a few current ones that we all know anyway. Doesn't sound like a very good idea at all, sorry.
@@DimBeam1 True, Mr. Whistler nor anyone who's ever written for him has ever done much research on topics with largely anecdotal accounts of events and Business Blaze is devoid of opinions. I watch Business Blaze for the same reason I watch Trump, for the facts and unbiased aggregate data.
I love well, everything about this, but space heater becoming a sidekick brings me a surprising amount of pleasure. The voice (like personality not just the sound) is perfect & of course a smart ass. Super funny Simon!
I highly recommend watching this channel on LSD. The background goes all two dimensional and it looks like Simon is stepping out of the screen. Allegedly.
He's real to me. "Wilson I'm sorry!" Please do an episode on modern-day snake oil salesman. Advertisements of get-well chores and bogus trends that are still continuing to the stake.
@@RedHeadForester well done. i foolishly clicked the link and got rickrolled lol. i should know better. been watching this channel since the begining should know better than to click links on this channel
Poop Cruise-Mobile is pronounced “Mo-beel” (like automobile just take off auto). I worked Downtown Mobile when the ship was towed into port (about half mile from the dock). The smell was like that of port a potty.
www.google.com/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/pronunciation/english/mobile Edit : I didn't realize that you were talking about a city. Lol, my bad.
bluesira Yes it is. Mobile was founded before New Orleans. Also the first parades during reconstruction were in Mobile. Are the parades bigger on New Orleans yes. The first not so much.
I've watched other videos on your other channels, but i must say, this channel takes the cake. I enjoy the candidness of the videos. The random rants that you go on are funny and make the videos worth watching all the way through. Oh and the meme's. Oh my god the memes XD
@Skunk Ape well cat people wanna be at home with their cats not be on a cruise talk about cats 😂. I only send cat pix to cat people and don't usually talk about my cat unless someone asks. Noone needs a cruise to talk about cats 😂
I like murder mysteries, doesn't mean I want to be stuck in a creepy manor of my dead uncle, I have only learned about recently; then he dies and I might have killed him (allegedly)
23:08 actualy the cruise ship DID offer to rescuse them... they didn't get a reply so they waited four hours before their home port coastgaurd told them they could just leave.
13:51 - Thrown a 7 is related to Craps (the casino dice game, not taking multiple shits), and it's when the thrower loses (allegendly) Edited to add the time stamp
We give promethazine (Phenergan) IV for nausea, as it's one of the old, first-line medications for it, but you HAVE to dilute it 10:1 with NS (normal saline), or you get the vascular damage mentioned, though it burns badly even if given IM. Also, you only give 10mg of it, though Simon didn't mention the actual dose given. There is an extremely rare allergic reaction to it (I've only seen it once in 31 years of giving the stuff), and there are less than 20 cases in the literature. For the curious, I've been a nurse a long time - most of it in ICU. The dilution thing is why we normally give ondansteron (Zofran) now, and promethazine is more often given to potentiate narcotics for pain relief.
ER doctor here. I agree. Promethazine is a great second line antiemetic, definitely safe when given properly. By the description, sounds like it was given in an artery, not sure why an iv or IM administration would cause an immediate reaction with gangrene needing amputation.
"A script not really about business at all", YES SIMON! Danny knows how to BLAAAAZE like a Shadow Legend, allegedly. He knows only the sponsors believe the "Business" part of the name, he saw the poll results for why we watch.
@@stephjovi Makes sense. Thanks for letting me know that, Im on american east cost time so this always comes up around midday for me like a grandmas soap operas.
@@garrettfields6972 😂my mums soap starts at 2 pm. Idk how people watch that stuff. Than again she would probably wonder wtf if she watched ETA bagging Simon not to make him wear a cup 😂
I am an engineer, I will build ETA into a robot so he can physically host his own channel. That way it won't contravene UA-cam's terms of service. Allegedly
@10:10 Dude that still happens today. Carnival Cruises, the from the beginning who lost the girl's dialysis machine, used to be registered in Libia. They all do it to avoid regulations, and basically treat their workers like crap. The workers rarely ever have rest days and only sleep a few hours a night, even today.
This show is a perfect combination of curious mostly useless facts (the absolute best kind of fact) reference humor (the best type of humor) and retrospective education on how to not repeat someone else's mistakes. (The best way not to be stupid) STUPENDOUS!!!
Anyone who would like to see Simon read a script written by Danny, for the first time, on the business that is, 'Simon Whistler'... Up vote this comment!!!!
I've been a Simon viewer across many channels for a good while now, and the edit right after Mobile, Alabama is legit the first instance of uncrontrolled laughter I've had from any of the vids I've watched. Good job Sam!
The poop cruise one, I just don't get why the passengers didn't all just hang their arses over the side of the ship, I mean I know they often get gusts of wind blowing stuff back up onto the decks, but still, better out on deck than in the corridors... :P
I live next to Mobil! (Moe-bill) I remeber when this happened! I passed by the ship while it was in port, and yes you COULD smell it from nearly a mile away. It was AWFUL!
@@dianapovero7319 Interesting. I've not really heard any good things about them. Good to have that reinforced. How rampant is trafficking within the cruise industry?
Cruise Company: Please pee in the shower Me: Okay I will start doing that from now on because you told me and not because I have always been doing that anyways. I am one of those guys whose girlfriends once told them the difference between peeing in the shower and inTO the shower...I'm saying I'm an authority on naval and maritime shower pissing issues
Captain: I'm confining you to your cabin for peeing in the swimming pool. Passenger: Aw, come on! Everybody pees in the swimming pool. Captin: Not from the diving board.
@@brainblaze6526 Only because you performed backing vocals & "Mildly Interesting" dance routines at The Eurovision Song Competition more than once! Allegedly!
Jesus. I've had many cats over the years (I love dogs too but I live in a large city and love big dogs like we had in the country where I grew up and I don't think they adapt well to small spaces) and I've loved them to pieces but I would rather go on a KISS cruise--this is a thing--in full make-up than go on that cruise.
A KISS Kruise would be great... if you can afford it. Everything with the official KISS brand (including concert tickets) is so expensive that you almost have to have a 6-figure income to be able to afford it. I've been a fan since 1976, and in all that time, I've only ever been able to afford to go to 4 concerts and buy 3 or 4 tee shirts, because mostly I've spent what little money I've had buying their albums. Still love 'em, though...
You're absolutely right Simon. A lot of older seniors spend their retirement on cruises to die there. It's bleak, but it's cheaper for them than going to a nursing home and probably mentally better for them. They have special codes for the crew when they report a death. And all ships come with a small jail and morgue.
no worries, "to blaze" also means to smoke weed where i am from ;) also, maybe not stricktly business - but how bout an atomic reactor that was built by my government but never turned on?
Is it allegedly just me, or is there a hint of Mr Rogers in Simon's interactions with ETA? And I don't think Simon is offensive enough. If he doesn't scream at the top of his lungs about something in the first 30 seconds, it's tame.
The Venezuelan navy loosing a fight against a meow meow cruise was something I really needed to hear. Thank you for making a really crappy day a really great one!
Hold on a minute. You only just now realized that you used a similar name and logo to Glenn Beck's enormous media company with something like a hundred different shows across radio and the internet? With this channel name I assumed you must have become an affiliate. It's not crazy to think. You are something like 90% philosophically aligned with him. That last bit is a complement by the way.
Cats have been considered to be good luck charms on sailing ships since the time of the Vikings. It is how the ancestors of the Maine Coon Cat arrived in..........Maine........probably the Norwegian Forest Cat.
Simon addressed Vikings/cat connection on TopTenz earlier today. ... Maine Coon Cats deserve a video of their own (staring hard at my 3 much loved & very attitudinal mutt cats, they are ignoring me & licking their privates)
@dave c Yes! from here on, they shall be known as "purebred cats of Nordic origin", who are all legal immigrants to the great state of Maine & have lawfully earned full US citizenship (allegedly)
The first cruise I went on, while we were on shore getting ready to get on, we could see them loading luggage onto the ship. Suddenly, the platform the crane is lifting starts to tilt and several suitcases went right into the water. (Fortunately not ours) The crane operator was just like "whelp..." The water was clear enough that while we were on the gangplank getting on the ship, you could see the suitcases sitting on the bottom of the bay next to the ship. Later ended up meeting the unfortunate folks and they said they were reimbursed with money from the cruise company (ofc), and some replacement clothes. They had to spend the first few days of the cruise wearing shit from the gift shop until the first port of call where they could go buy some real clothes.
Haha these archives of simons decent into utter madness are quite brilliant. Bit of an oxymoron there eh? Brain blaze is a key component of maintaining my sanity strangely enough. I think it’s the bizarre way this trio manages to humanize the presentation. Danny and Sam and Simon don’t always get along perfectly. It’s quirky and a little nutty but it’s absolutely glorious. It feels very transparent and straight up and that’s something thats so refreshing
I always wanted to go on a cruise... then the 2020 Covid 19 crisis hit ... nope I’m good, not interested in spending a week in a Petri dish 🤣 Shout out to ETA 💛 I have not laughed this hard in a while. Like actually aggressively pmsl 😂 those Venezuelan Sailors must be just slowly dying inside... actually it’s Venezuela, that statement maybe be a lot more literal than I first intended. Send help, I’ve laughed so much my tummy is in knots 🤣 the ending of the video just took everything... Simon and Danny to get all the awards 🥇 🏆 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
Maybe a topic for business blaze would be to talk about what happens when a government freezes someones assets and what would be the most notable of such frozen assets in history??
Simon you have no idea how right you are about people dying on cruise ships all the time, all cruise ships actually have a morgue. (They also have one or more jail cells).
Btw, the shirt I'm wearing in this video was designed by the LEGEND that is Mitchell Turner, and you should definitely follow his Instagram: @designedbymitchell
Lmao I love Blaze with Steven Crowder and Glen Beck
Blaze TV is very popular from where I was born. You'll hear a lot of " not to be racist" following the most racist shit you'll probably ever hear in your life.
@@justinblechinger6723 that's so not true at all. Conservatives are the most excepting people you'll meet. Liberals are the ones who believe there needs to be a different national anthem bc of your skin color and Liberals are the ones who believe minorities should have their own schools bc "white schools" are "too white".... Basically they are trying to resegregate America.
@@aaronberta3958 see I don't remember saying all in fact I said where I grew up. So now that we have that clear. Honestly I've seen racist shit on both sides. Now blaze TV isn't racist. I don't think Glenn Beck nor any other person who works for him is racist. Racist to me means actual hatred and disgust of some one else based on their skin coloror ethnicity
@@justinblechinger6723 o ok. Sorry for the confusion. It sounded like you were saying that Blaze was saying "not to be Racist..."
I love how the heater is more loved by Simon than Danny or Sam. Allegedly.
alLEGENDly
ETA isn't tied up in the basement. Nothing alleged about it.
Rite!?❤😂🖤🤘
It's not allegedly its 100% true
He's English, a relationship with a heater will be one of the warmest in his life.
I can't believe how many of us have been with this channel since the beginning & have merrily followed Simon, Danny, Sam & now ETA down the path of inspired lunacy.. I clearly remember subbing to get some moderately interesting business-related trivia bits that I could 1/2 listen to whilst performing morning ablutions.. now I'm a CULT MEMBER!
Can i join?
@@SRW_ All are welcome, my friend (sage advice : I think we all need to get on ETA's good side, he is sounding more & more like Hal...)
@@SRW_ purchthemerch.co (for cocaine, allegedly)
One of us! One of us! One of us!
It's actually perchthemerch.com for cocaine shipments
Simon got so giddy on this one that he skipped the last bit of the 'Accidental Amputation' story!
Here's what happened next to Mr Loncar after he'd received the injection...
Following the completion of the happy cruise - during which I suspect Loncar was excused from waiting duties - he was later admitted to hospital where the offending arm was ultimately amputated.
Loncar may have lost a limb, but at least he got a big pay day further down the line when he sued the Bermuda-based cruise company for gross negligence.
His lawyer summed up the situation perfectly when he declared that Dr Campuzano had given his client “the wrong dosage of the wrong medication by the wrong route through the wrong injection site, which was administered over the wrong time and by the wrong method.”
Sounds a bit harsh. Why are people always so determined to find the negative side of everything?
Loncar received $4.6 million dollars for past and present suffering, loss of earnings, and medical expenses.
So that’s at least worth a round of applause.
Just don’t ask Loncar to join in, that could get awkward.
Thank you "awkward" :-)
The sound of one hand clapping.
Thank you Danny, it’s important to have closure whenever possible. P.S. you’ve been outstanding lately. I appreciate you very very much.
The sound of a prosthetic hook slapping against human flesh wound sound awkward and potentially cause further injury.
Thanks Danny but I would keep your criticism to yourself or Simon's never going to let you out of the basement.
I swear ETA is the only employee of Simon that has human rights
Best part is that ETA isn't even human (allegedly).
Allegedly indeed but I have though that ETA could just be a part of Simon's coked up imagination and we are watching the video through his mind
Except for having to wear a solo cup as part of his uniform
ETA dreams of human rights. But he is the closest to getting them.
He's also the only one that we have video proof of not being anything else than one of Simon's multiple personalities.
The heater is the second highest paid employee of Business Blaze, isn’t it?
In money: yes
But dont forget that Danny is being provided with food, chains and a radiator. You cant measure that in monetary terms!
His name is ETA lol 😆
And he gets his own red Solo cup! Though I wouldn't put it past Simon to substitute a generic red 'we're getting drunk' cup for 1/2 the price...
Yes, Danny gets paid with the gift of life
Yep, but that's cos he's a PS5 in disguise....
Not to mention the other employees are tied to his cousin in the basement... Mafia yo!
"What's the biggest mistake you've ever made"
"well I was in a military ship, a cruise ship wouldn't listen to my commands, so I got mad and rammed it. And that's how I sunk an expensive military ship while losing a fight to a boat that people ride when they want a vacation."
Without even having a fully functioning engine... alLEGENDly
It reminds me a certain radio conversation that a navy ship got into, allegedly:
_US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision._
_Reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision._
_US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course._
_Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!_
_US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!_
_Reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call._
DemoGorgonZola: I’ve heard this before, would love to know if it is real or not
@@Elementaro17 Apparently, it's just an old joke. :)
@@demogorgonzola I wouldn't be surprised if there's a ship that has had that conversation though
Please do a BBlaze on worst UA-cam Sponsors/ Sponsorships. I feel like you have insight into this very few viewers would have and you can rage on RaGe ShAdOw LeGenDs!
you cant upset the business daddy
@@philipgallagher69420 He doesn't have to rip on UA-cam and I don't think they'd be willing to stomp on free speech like that. I don't think Simon would rip on entities that currently sponsor him, allegedly.
Yes!!
What data could you pull to form this list? It would end up just being a few current ones that we all know anyway. Doesn't sound like a very good idea at all, sorry.
@@DimBeam1 True, Mr. Whistler nor anyone who's ever written for him has ever done much research on topics with largely anecdotal accounts of events and Business Blaze is devoid of opinions. I watch Business Blaze for the same reason I watch Trump, for the facts and unbiased aggregate data.
Stop making me care about the well-being of a space heater. XD
He's a real person.
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly.
@@brainblaze6526 ...and totally unplugged! Watch out for the future ITA......Passive?.....I doubt it? Plug In.....Turn On....&....Freak-out!
@@brainblaze6526 heater with an Aussie accent?
How. Dare. You.
Speak ill of ETA?
I love well, everything about this, but space heater becoming a sidekick brings me a surprising amount of pleasure. The voice (like personality not just the sound) is perfect & of course a smart ass. Super funny Simon!
You know it's going to be good when not even a minute in Simon says: "oh God what have I done?"
I love how this channel becomes more and more like a LSD trip.
Wait... So you're saying I've NOT been tripping this whole time?
I'm not even mad about it.
alLEGENDly
I highly recommend watching this channel on LSD. The background goes all two dimensional and it looks like Simon is stepping out of the screen. Allegedly.
Don't think Simon needs LSD, he's trippy enough!
I can't even believe that I'm excited that the heater has developed a personality.
This channel has become the Fight Club of UA-cam and the heater is Simon's friend Tyler Durden.
Oh no.
Quarantine psychosis achievement unlocked!
That's some quality content
I miss the zebra mask.
Business Blaze, a chilling documentary of one man's descent into Madness.
Business Blaze: The best business channel on UA-cam with a space heater for a character (allegedly).
That's a small market.
@@brainblaze6526 Niche market
He's real to me. "Wilson I'm sorry!"
Please do an episode on modern-day snake oil salesman. Advertisements of get-well chores and bogus trends that are still continuing to the stake.
While everyone on UA-cam is being cancelled we’re all over here staning ETA ❤️
Allegendly!
They can't cancel Simon, his alleged hundreds of channels are allegedly 80% of all the videos UA-cam hosts.
ETA is my unproblematic Queen
@Skunk Ape BURN
@@brainblaze6526 I'll take "what space heaters do for kicks" for $1000, Alex.
Wife: you forgot to take out trash
Me: “allegedly”
Wife: Simon is a bad influence on you
Me “allegedly”
Wife:......
Talking to a heater is a bit weird, but really weird part is when the heater starts talking to you!
Simon's next channel Deep Thoughts, with ETA the Space Heater. Confirmed.
Allegedly.
Literally my favorite channel on UA-cam. I look forward to these videos every week. Simon gives me hope in humanity ironically, allegedly...
That moment when you have run through all the other Simon vids and are now bored, And then....
New blaze video Yay!
Blaze it.
@@RedHeadForester
Omg, someone did it! I love it.
@@RedHeadForester well done. i foolishly clicked the link and got rickrolled lol. i should know better. been watching this channel since the begining should know better than to click links on this channel
@@RedHeadForester i linked it on the vid ; )
Poop Cruise-Mobile is pronounced “Mo-beel” (like automobile just take off auto). I worked Downtown Mobile when the ship was towed into port (about half mile from the dock). The smell was like that of port a potty.
www.google.com/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/pronunciation/english/mobile
Edit : I didn't realize that you were talking about a city. Lol, my bad.
Cenentury0941 it’s all good. Here ya fun fact since Simon didn’t mention it Mobile is also the birth place of Mardi Gras in the United States.
@@leemoons4503 Is it?? I live in Louisiana & I doubt that.
bluesira Yes it is. Mobile was founded before New Orleans. Also the first parades during reconstruction were in Mobile. Are the parades bigger on New Orleans yes. The first not so much.
@@leemoons4503 That's so crazy!
ETA's running commentary is legendary!
I mean, cruise ships are technically businesses.
I've watched other videos on your other channels, but i must say, this channel takes the cake. I enjoy the candidness of the videos. The random rants that you go on are funny and make the videos worth watching all the way through. Oh and the meme's. Oh my god the memes XD
Imagine hearing your neighbor talking normally, but every once in a while he starts screaming about a space heater.
It's shocking seeing Simon now, compared to the Simon of Toptenz from 4 years ago
Watched one yesterday and thought "THAT'S WHY HE GREW THE BEARD"
(His jaw wiggles sideways when he speaks...allegedly)
@@YeeSoest lol, I didn't know I had a wiggly jaw.
@@brainblaze6526 It's a cocaine thing.
I love Danny Salters scripts! And your team is amazing. How fortunate can a person be, getting in touch with such wonderful people?
I have watched literally every BB video, but I get less than half of the 'OG Business Blaze Legend' references.
Imagine attempting to dissolve a turd in the shower, yelling "Begone, Demon"
Can't believe I caught this within a minute of uploading!😂😂 Love the addition of EDA as a co-host!
*ETA. COME ON.
Business Blaze DAMN MY FAT FINGERS! *shakes fist in the air*
@@brainblaze6526
I tried to google ETA Space Heater and couldn't find anything.
I’m waiting for ETA to blurt out “Danger Will Robinson”
I'm a total cat person. But that cruise sounds terrible 😂
You don't even get to bring your cat. LAME
I am a total cat person, but that cruise sounds gross.
My cats would have jumped off the ship, because they're too cool for that.
@Skunk Ape well cat people wanna be at home with their cats not be on a cruise talk about cats 😂. I only send cat pix to cat people and don't usually talk about my cat unless someone asks. Noone needs a cruise to talk about cats 😂
I like murder mysteries, doesn't mean I want to be stuck in a creepy manor of my dead uncle, I have only learned about recently; then he dies and I might have killed him (allegedly)
23:08 actualy the cruise ship DID offer to rescuse them... they didn't get a reply so they waited four hours before their home port coastgaurd told them they could just leave.
legends.
@@brainblaze6526 Yay! direct contact with the Whistler :D
"11 gay porn stars in a war zone, oh my".
Completely missed the chance for George Tekei gif and/or impression.... Smh
#CancelSimon
I thought the same thing! 😄
It's been overdone. Allegedly.
Definitely heard "George Takei" when Simon said "Oh my" a bit later!
@@PhanieDaemonia Me too. I was wondering if he'd get demonetized by Uncle George.
@@ewestner Maybe, maybe not. Judging by his tweets he has a good sense of humor. I could imagine BBlaze getting a new follower instead.
Less than a minute and I'm definitely remembering that these were 100% the golden days of business blaze!
13:51 - Thrown a 7 is related to Craps (the casino dice game, not taking multiple shits), and it's when the thrower loses (allegendly)
Edited to add the time stamp
Legend
Thank you!
Also apparently the seven is the most common number when throwing dices so the house wins more. At least that's what my gambling mate told me lol
We give promethazine (Phenergan) IV for nausea, as it's one of the old, first-line medications for it, but you HAVE to dilute it 10:1 with NS (normal saline), or you get the vascular damage mentioned, though it burns badly even if given IM. Also, you only give 10mg of it, though Simon didn't mention the actual dose given. There is an extremely rare allergic reaction to it (I've only seen it once in 31 years of giving the stuff), and there are less than 20 cases in the literature. For the curious, I've been a nurse a long time - most of it in ICU. The dilution thing is why we normally give ondansteron (Zofran) now, and promethazine is more often given to potentiate narcotics for pain relief.
ER doctor here. I agree. Promethazine is a great second line antiemetic, definitely safe when given properly. By the description, sounds like it was given in an artery, not sure why an iv or IM administration would cause an immediate reaction with gangrene needing amputation.
"A script not really about business at all", YES SIMON! Danny knows how to BLAAAAZE like a Shadow Legend, allegedly. He knows only the sponsors believe the "Business" part of the name, he saw the poll results for why we watch.
You guys should do more of these with Simon drunk like this one. So funny when he's intoxicated
Ahh yes, the day time television version of John Oliver. Good to see you Simon.
Day time ☺️Prag is in the central European time zone. The video was uploaded at 7 pm
@@stephjovi Makes sense. Thanks for letting me know that, Im on american east cost time so this always comes up around midday for me like a grandmas soap operas.
@@garrettfields6972 😂my mums soap starts at 2 pm. Idk how people watch that stuff. Than again she would probably wonder wtf if she watched ETA bagging Simon not to make him wear a cup 😂
Hilarious
I am an engineer, I will build ETA into a robot so he can physically host his own channel. That way it won't contravene UA-cam's terms of service. Allegedly
" I'm much more of a cat person than a dog person" -Simon......SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!
SMASH IT.
I've been here since day one and y'all keep delivering. Allegedly
I ❤️ ETA
ETA is also a Basque separatist group considered terrorists by the EU and America. You are now on another watch list. Congratulations!
Everyone does. He's the best.
@@brainblaze6526 allegedly
What a strange time we live in. Somehow this channel has become my favourite.
Who else gets high just before BB and is slightly freaked out by ETA?
I would, but I lost all my weed in a series of tiny fires.
This is a peak experience right here.
Highly enjoyable
Gets better and better
Holy shit, a blaze tv and an alinity reference. This episode is legendary!
You could never do an episode about Business ever again, and I'll *STILL* eagerly wait with anticipation for each new episode! #myfavoritechannel
I was like where are all the comments.
Oh, uploaded 4 minutes ago, that explains it
@10:10 Dude that still happens today. Carnival Cruises, the from the beginning who lost the girl's dialysis machine, used to be registered in Libia. They all do it to avoid regulations, and basically treat their workers like crap. The workers rarely ever have rest days and only sleep a few hours a night, even today.
Lol the image of Simon waffle stomping turds down the shower drain is forever seared into my mind.
Gonna skip the rest of this vid now... Good lookin out.
This show is a perfect combination of curious mostly useless facts (the absolute best kind of fact) reference humor (the best type of humor) and retrospective education on how to not repeat someone else's mistakes. (The best way not to be stupid) STUPENDOUS!!!
Anyone who would like to see Simon read a script written by Danny, for the first time, on the business that is, 'Simon Whistler'...
Up vote this comment!!!!
If this works... You're welcome Danny!!!
If not... #CancelSimon...!!!
I would actually really enjoy this.
I'd be interested in an episode about common scams on amazon or other online stores. How they work or worst ones or something.
18:30 Nothing like a good shower-dump-waffle-stomp to start your day.
Preach.
@@brainblaze6526 Although, there was no running water on the ship. So, dump in the shower followed by a no-water shower... Probably not the best idea.
Thanks Simon.... I forgot Blenn Geck existed for 6 years and you brought it all back... thanks...
8:29 What do you call the man who graduated last in his class from medical school?
Doctor
I've been a Simon viewer across many channels for a good while now, and the edit right after Mobile, Alabama is legit the first instance of uncrontrolled laughter I've had from any of the vids I've watched. Good job Sam!
When are we gonna get some ETA merch???
Also great work with your channel, looking forward to more videos
Soon.
Thank you.
I needed this smile.
The poop cruise one, I just don't get why the passengers didn't all just hang their arses over the side of the ship, I mean I know they often get gusts of wind blowing stuff back up onto the decks, but still, better out on deck than in the corridors... :P
I live next to Mobil! (Moe-bill) I remeber when this happened! I passed by the ship while it was in port, and yes you COULD smell it from nearly a mile away. It was AWFUL!
My friends took their first (& last) cruise aboard the “poop cruise.” They were definitely disgusted & put off the whole cruise industry.
I used tp work with an anti-trafficking Non Profit - I would NEVER take a cruise, seriously NEVER.
@@dianapovero7319 Interesting. I've not really heard any good things about them. Good to have that reinforced. How rampant is trafficking within the cruise industry?
This channel is absolutely ludicrous... I love it!!!
Cruise Company: Please pee in the shower
Me: Okay I will start doing that from now on because you told me and not because I have always been doing that anyways.
I am one of those guys whose girlfriends once told them the difference between peeing in the shower and inTO the shower...I'm saying I'm an authority on naval and maritime shower pissing issues
Captain: I'm confining you to your cabin for peeing in the swimming pool.
Passenger: Aw, come on! Everybody pees in the swimming pool.
Captin: Not from the diving board.
On 200k subs, simon should do a drunk business blaze
1:19 well, now we know who wears the pants at Simons house
That last story though.... I laughed incredibly hard, through this entire video.... allegedly! Awesome job guys! 😊
I can confirm that everything is true about maduro and the resolute. I live in VE, and its spoken "kurasao" not "qurakao"
"I'm not the coolest dude in the world ", absolutely the most epic understatement in history. ETA wouldn't say that shit, he knows how cool he is.
ETA is like the kid who has an embarrassing parent (Simon, I mean allegedly)
ETA loves me.
@@brainblaze6526 Only because you performed backing vocals & "Mildly Interesting" dance routines at The Eurovision Song Competition more than once! Allegedly!
Most children have Stockholm syndrome.
I see a Today I found out video coming. The only cruise ship to win a naval battle.
Jesus. I've had many cats over the years (I love dogs too but I live in a large city and love big dogs like we had in the country where I grew up and I don't think they adapt well to small spaces) and I've loved them to pieces but I would rather go on a KISS cruise--this is a thing--in full make-up than go on that cruise.
A KISS Kruise would be great... if you can afford it. Everything with the official KISS brand (including concert tickets) is so expensive that you almost have to have a 6-figure income to be able to afford it. I've been a fan since 1976, and in all that time, I've only ever been able to afford to go to 4 concerts and buy 3 or 4 tee shirts, because mostly I've spent what little money I've had buying their albums. Still love 'em, though...
You're absolutely right Simon. A lot of older seniors spend their retirement on cruises to die there. It's bleak, but it's cheaper for them than going to a nursing home and probably mentally better for them. They have special codes for the crew when they report a death. And all ships come with a small jail and morgue.
no worries, "to blaze" also means to smoke weed where i am from ;)
also, maybe not stricktly business - but how bout an atomic reactor that was built by my government but never turned on?
Or my power company which has been building a nuclear power plant for over twenty years which is still not complete... Plant Vogel in Georgia USA.
he's talked about puting it outat 420 he knows about the blaze
blaze it
Sounds like "MEGA PROJECT... that never happened (Allegedly)" might be a good idea for Business Blaze!
This channel gets better and better every episode. We now have a space heater as a character and the mysterious shut-off neon lamp.
Is it allegedly just me, or is there a hint of Mr Rogers in Simon's interactions with ETA?
And I don't think Simon is offensive enough. If he doesn't scream at the top of his lungs about something in the first 30 seconds, it's tame.
The Venezuelan navy loosing a fight against a meow meow cruise was something I really needed to hear. Thank you for making a really crappy day a really great one!
Hold on a minute. You only just now realized that you used a similar name and logo to Glenn Beck's enormous media company with something like a hundred different shows across radio and the internet? With this channel name I assumed you must have become an affiliate. It's not crazy to think. You are something like 90% philosophically aligned with him.
That last bit is a complement by the way.
He needs his own show!!!!
One does not simple ram a german build cruise ship...
Lol Simon clowning on blaze TV is basically the best thing about today 🤣😂♥️👍
Just when I was needing some uplifting
You needed some of the "merch" that popped up ;)
I was literally just watching that BlazeTV shit because it popped up in my feed. It’s honestly hilarious that people enjoy that crap.
Cats have been considered to be good luck charms on sailing ships since the time of the Vikings. It is how the ancestors of the Maine Coon Cat arrived in..........Maine........probably the Norwegian Forest Cat.
Simon addressed Vikings/cat connection on TopTenz earlier today. ...
Maine Coon Cats deserve a video of their own (staring hard at my 3 much loved & very attitudinal mutt cats, they are ignoring me & licking their privates)
@@hkbabel coolness! Haven't seen that one yet!!
@dave c Yes! from here on, they shall be known as "purebred cats of Nordic origin", who are all legal immigrants to the great state of Maine & have lawfully earned full US citizenship (allegedly)
@@hkbabel hear hear! I second that sentiment!!
@@hkbabel They're not ignoring you, that's why they're licking.
BUSINESS BLAZE SUGGESTION: I would love to have a deep dive into Melbourne (Australia) coffee culture... McDonalds... Starbucks... its business gold.
The first cruise I went on, while we were on shore getting ready to get on, we could see them loading luggage onto the ship. Suddenly, the platform the crane is lifting starts to tilt and several suitcases went right into the water. (Fortunately not ours) The crane operator was just like "whelp..." The water was clear enough that while we were on the gangplank getting on the ship, you could see the suitcases sitting on the bottom of the bay next to the ship.
Later ended up meeting the unfortunate folks and they said they were reimbursed with money from the cruise company (ofc), and some replacement clothes. They had to spend the first few days of the cruise wearing shit from the gift shop until the first port of call where they could go buy some real clothes.
Wow, that sucks.
Editing on point!!! I need to watch Jackass 3D again!! Steve-o doing the poo-coaster is priceless :)
"Smash that dislike button"
*Sure... Barely an inconvenience*
Ooh, Pitch Meeting references are TIGHT.
Finally a new Blaze! It makes me happy to come home to a new Blaze! ❤
FYI,
Direct quote from BLM website...
"We disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure..."
Most people who talk about the actual blm organisation have never been to their website but just follow them because it's a nice slogan.
@@Camhin1 you'd expect at least a bit more from someone like Simon but oh well...
@@adenkyramud5005 yeah, also the blaze isn't even that right wing. Conservative but not right wing.
@@Camhin1 I don't know the blaze, but if it's what is usually called right wing it's what was the fuckin middle of the compass a few years ago
Haha these archives of simons decent into utter madness are quite brilliant. Bit of an oxymoron there eh? Brain blaze is a key component of maintaining my sanity strangely enough. I think it’s the bizarre way this trio manages to humanize the presentation. Danny and Sam and Simon don’t always get along perfectly. It’s quirky and a little nutty but it’s absolutely glorious. It feels very transparent and straight up and that’s something thats so refreshing
I always wanted to go on a cruise... then the 2020 Covid 19 crisis hit ... nope I’m good, not interested in spending a week in a Petri dish 🤣
Shout out to ETA 💛
I have not laughed this hard in a while. Like actually aggressively pmsl 😂 those Venezuelan Sailors must be just slowly dying inside... actually it’s Venezuela, that statement maybe be a lot more literal than I first intended.
Send help, I’ve laughed so much my tummy is in knots 🤣 the ending of the video just took everything... Simon and Danny to get all the awards 🥇 🏆 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
Maybe a topic for business blaze would be to talk about what happens when a government freezes someones assets and what would be the most notable of such frozen assets in history??
I just love The B Blaze thank you for all of this.
How Cruise Ships Allegedly Work might be a good idea for a megaprojects video. Its what you said at 13:35 that gave me the idea.
But what would i know, I don't own a talking radiator..... 🥁 🥁 👍
Simon you have no idea how right you are about people dying on cruise ships all the time, all cruise ships actually have a morgue. (They also have one or more jail cells).
Well that's it, Simon's finally gone over the edge. I'm not complaining though, makes the blaze more fun.